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- It's started. - It's started.
What should we do? What should we talk about?
We haven't talked much lately, so we don't have much to talk about.
Wait, what do you mean?
- So... - But I...
I haven't talked much with Funchi-san either, but...
The only thing we can talk about is today's lunch. It's luxurious, isn't it?
- That's true. - But it's boring, isn't it?
- Even if you say it's boring... - Don't you have anything to say to me, Funchi-san?
- I'm not particularly interested in you. - That's terrible!
- You're always like this, aren't you? - Well, well, well...
- Recently... - Yes?
- Eto-chan... - Yes?
When you're on TV, you wear glasses. Why don't you wear anything else?
- Curly hair? - No!
- It's not like that! - No, it's not like that.
Even at home, I don't really wear glasses.
I'm always wearing contacts. It's two weeks.
If it's two weeks, it's two weeks.
♪ Maybe it's not worth it, that feeling ♩
♪ Beautiful and strong ♩
♪ Mottekii ga kitte ♪ Take me away ♩
♪ Mottekii ga kite ♪ Take me away ♩
Idol League!
Now it's started. Idling...
Um...
Am I going this way without changing clothes?
Is it okay?
I will stay as an MC.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Today's show is for idling girls who are growing up as idols.
It is a show of loud driving aimed at getting one person in front of you.
Yes, and since October, the broadcast area has expanded idling diary.
This week, from 26:40 at midnight on Thursday,
we will introduce it. It is idling!
Yes, cute!
Now, first of all, self-introduction.
Today's theme is "city legend you are curious about recently".
First of all, Kato-san!
Idling No. 1, Kato Osaka!
My city legend you are curious about recently is...
Freemason!
Idling No. 2, Koizumi Rumi!
My city legend you are curious about recently is...
Kisake Onna!
Idling No. 3, Goethe Maria!
My city legend you are curious about recently is...
Fuji TV news says that if an earthquake occurs, you will become a robot!
My city legend you are curious about recently is...
Idling No. 5, Takiguchi Mira!
My city legend you are curious about recently is...
Apparently, there is a private room in a certain place.
Idling No. 6, Koizumi Rumi!
My city legend you are curious about recently is...
Masumo-san, aren't you kind to girls?
Idling No. 8, Honchi!
My city legend you are curious about recently is...
Actually, the lower half of the sphere is filled with emergency food!
Idling No. 9, Yokoyama Rurika!
My city legend you are curious about recently is...
Fuji TV says that if an earthquake occurs, you will become a robot!
Idling No. 9, Yokoyama Rurika!
The city legend I'm interested in is that radio waves pass through the Tokyo Tower.
Idling No. 14, Shigai Hitomi!
The city legend I'm interested in recently is that if the statue of the Eastern Kokubaru governor at Miyazaki Airport moves at night, it's because of the hydrogen peroxide.
So we're sending you off with these members today.
Yay!
I'm sorry!
Shut up, ugly!
It's been a while! It's been a while!
Everyone's cute! Everyone!
Everyone! Everyone! Everyone's cute! Cute!
Now! We'd like to get started, but we have an important announcement from Idling!
Yes!
No wonder! Since November, Idling's broadcasting days have changed a little!
Yes!
So please take a look at this!
Currently, CS Broadcast Fuji TV 721 is broadcasting Idling from Monday to Thursday at 17 o'clock.
Yes!
And from Friday at 17 o'clock, we've been broadcasting Idling Diary's special edition!
Yes!
But!
How will this change from November?
Yes! Here it is!
Yes!
Ta-dah!
From Monday at 17 o'clock, we'll be broadcasting Idling Diary's special edition!
From Tuesday to Friday at 17 o'clock, we'll be broadcasting Idling Diary's special edition!
I see!
By the way, this broadcasting time will be changed from November 3rd, Monday!
So everyone, please be careful!
Yes!
In other words, it's like this, Masuno-san.
He's bad-tempered. He's bad-tempered.
What is it? What is it? Yazawa-san!
The Idling Diary that airs on Mondays is a compilation of last week's episodes,
so you can watch last week's delicious episodes on Mondays and review Idling,
and you can enjoy a whole weekday of Idling from Tuesdays to Fridays!
Idling? Have you watched it too much?
I haven't watched it!
Today's Idling is because of you!
I see! So you can review last week's episodes on Mondays!
It's a very kind show, isn't it?
Yes, it's kind!
Broadcasting starts on Monday, November 3rd!
Thank you!
Yes! So let's do our best today too!
Broadcasting starts on Monday, November 3rd!
Idling Meal! Cheap and easy, but delicious food research!
While idling is sold in convenience stores,
what can you add to make it even more delicious?
We're looking for new ways of doing it,
and while it's cheap to make,
we've discovered that it's actually pretty good!
For those of you who've made the most delicious food,
we'll give you a 1,000 yen coupon that you can use all over the country!
Awesome! This is awesome!
It's delicious, right?
Cheap and delicious is the best thing, right?
Hurry up and hit like!
It's fast, isn't it?
It's fast!
Last time it was chicken ramen.
This time it's Honchi's milk special.
What kind of ingredients and what kind of food will be produced?
I'm looking forward to it!
Let's do our best!
Then let me announce today's ingredients.
Here they are!
Chicken ramen!
I knew you'd say it!
I didn't think it'd be chicken ramen.
It's been a while, right?
I thought it wouldn't be delicious anymore.
No, it's a good combo.
Is there more?
It's still good.
The milk was already flying around.
Is there anything more delicious than that?
It was very delicious.
Now, let me introduce you to the judges of "Chicken Ramen" again this time.
Familiar "Ramen Critic" Ishigami Hideyuki-san.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Ishigami-san, thank you for appearing for the second time.
Thank you very much.
Last time, milk chicken ramen was a miraculous combination.
Is there anything more than that?
No, chicken ramen is so perfect that you don't need to add or subtract anything more.
I think it's a miracle that a delicious way of eating was found in the past.
But it's already delicious.
Will we be able to make an even more miraculous combination that will make Ishigami-san's tongue tingle?
Please do it properly. This is not a corner for laughing.
You're going to make me eat ramen, right?
There's something I want you to ask me.
No!
Ishigami-san, you wrote in your blog that you went to an idol recording the other day.
It was written that No. 7 Yazawa-san was surprisingly beautiful.
Ishigami-san, I think you made the first imagination pretty bad.
What did you mean by "surprisingly"?
I thought she was cute even when I saw her on TV.
I thought she was beautiful and had that kind of direction.
I thought she was cute even when I saw her on TV.
I was surprised that she had more aura than I expected.
Let's announce it!
Let's start with Tagirichi!
I'm serious this time.
First of all, she put boiled milk in it but it's illegal.
It's illegal?
Yes, I think it's illegal.
I think everything is illegal except hot water.
What is it?
It's red!
It's red paint!
Stop it!
What is it?
It's...
What is it?
It's tomato juice!
It's tomato juice but...
It's...
It's red!
It's red but...
It's red!
She puts black pepper in it.
Black pepper?
She waits for two minutes.
She waits for two minutes?
Yes, she does.
Actually, it's three minutes but if you wait for two minutes, the noodles become al dente.
I see.
She's Italian.
I see.
And she puts a little bit of black pepper as a secret ingredient.
Then, it becomes a delicious chicken ramen that you've never eaten before.
Is it finished?
Yes, it's finished.
What's the title of it?
It's "miracho" chicken ramen.
It's "tomato and pepper".
Yes, it's finished.
Please try it.
This is amazing.
It looks delicious.
What kind of tomato juice do you like?
This is plain...
Plain is good.
Plain...
Plain tomato juice is a little too spicy.
What do you think?
I like this one.
Right?
It's good, isn't it?
Plain is good for starters.
What do you think?
It's good, isn't it?
It's not Napolitan.
It's Italian.
It's like Italian ramen.
It's not Napolitan.
It's Napolitan.
It's not Napolitan.
Please try it.
It's good.
I have your ramen bowl.
Thank you very much.
A reader is a god.
You've been giving us a lot of pressure.
We've been waiting for you for a long time.
Please give me three.
What do you think, Ishigami-san?
This is...
The sweetness and sourness of the tomato...
The spiciness of the pepper...
It's like "three directions, no choice".
"Three directions, no choice".
It's good.
There's quite a lot, isn't there?
This year, tomato ramen is on a big break.
If you knew about it, you'd get a lot of information.
I think you'd be lost.
You really like it, don't you?
Yes, I really like it.
Thank you very much, everyone.
Thank you very much.
Let's move on.
Next is Kato-san.
Yes, Kato-san.
I'm sorry!
Do your best!
I'm sorry!
I've been doing it for a week, but I haven't been told about it on the ground.
That's right.
Only me!
It's been a while since I've done it.
Yeah, it's been a while since you've done it.
So, I've been thinking about doing it on the ground today.
Can you do it in a narration-based way?
No, no, I want to do it properly.
First of all, I'm going to crush this bag!
Oh, crush it!
Look! It's a rip-off, isn't it? It's a complete rip- off, isn't it?
What?
It's a rip-off, isn't it?
If you do this, you can do it.
No, no, no!
If you do this...
No, no, no!
Yeah!
Hey!
That's my line!
What's wrong with you?
I did it, too!
It's okay, it's okay. Go back and drink it.
Don't get in my way, or you won't be able to see me on the ground!
Yes, well...
I put this in my rice, but...
You did!
I have a little trick up my sleeve.
A little trick up your sleeve?
Ta-dah!
I'm going to use a rice cooker!
I see! It's a rice cooker!
It's a rice cooker!
You won't be able to see me on the ground, so go back!
Please, go back!
Go back!
Yes! It's like this...
In this rice cooker...
There's rice and a little more water than usual.
Ah, you put in a little more water, right?
Yes!
I see.
And in this rice cooker...
I put in a whole bag of this.
You put it all in?
Wow!
How much rice is there?
One bag!
One bag?
Yes!
One bag for one bag of rice?
Yes!
And then...
All you have to do is press this "speed" button!
Rice!
Yes! Rice!
And then...
It's done!
It looks like this!
Wow! Amazing!
How does it look like?
Put it here.
But it smells like real chicken ramen.
Yes, it does.
How does it look like?
First of all, put it in a bowl.
Put it in a bowl.
And then...
What?
And then...
Put some butter!
I see!
This might be good!
Yes, it is.
When you put some butter in it...
The sweetness...
I see.
Yes! It's done!
Yes! What does it say?
Sayanei Chicken Ramen...
In a rice cooker...
Okayu Special!
Please mix it and eat it.
Okayu-san!
Wow!
How does it look like?
Butter...
This is annoying!
Okay, I'll eat it now.
Please eat it!
Butter...
This is good!
Butter!
Butter, right?
Yes!
It might be better if you put in more butter.
That's right, put in more butter.
I see!
Well, it was mostly a prank until now.
But in the end, you managed to do it with butter, right?
Yes!
Everyone, what do you think?
It's delicious!
Scallop rice!
Sakachi! Sakachi!
How is it?
Well, at first I thought you were going to prank me or something.
I thought it was just a prank, but...
This is like...
The chemistry of chicken ramen, right?
What do you mean?
Thank you!
It's like you're praising me.
I don't know what you're saying, but...
Thank you!
I see.
It's because you put in butter, right?
Yes!
Well!
What do you think about this ramen?
Please eat it!
Let's eat it!
It's not ramen anymore!
Yes!
It's completely...
Please eat it!
It looks like...
It looks like ojiyara.
That's right!
How is it?
Ah!
To be honest, last time...
Kato-san wasn't paying attention.
That's why!
That's why you didn't pay attention!
This is...
It's like a skin risotto that you can easily make...
That's right!
The smell of butter is also good...
This is a little novel...
I see!
It's trending...
Isn't it good?
Thank you!
I know you won't cheer for me, but I'll do my best!
No, no, no! I want you to do this!
Thank you very much, Kato-san!
Let's move on!
Next up is Honchi-san, please!
Yes, Honchi-san, you won last time!
Yay!
Two-time champion!
You did it!
Yes!
Now, Honchi-san...
Yes, well...
I'll have...
First, chicken ramen.
With a cup again?
Yes, that's right.
And...
Just like last time...
Kato-san's shoulders are a little in the way, aren't they?
Thank you!
Next up...
I'll add milk!
Yes!
I'm scared!
Ta-da!
Are you going to add milk?
It's milk, isn't it?
I'll add it!
Yes!
You're going to add something from here, aren't you?
Yes!
Last time, Ishigami-san...
Yes!
You said we could add more cheese to this, didn't you?
That's right!
That's why I...
Using that as a reference...
Oh!
I'll add this!
What is it?
Hey...
Ta-da!
What is it?
This is salted squid!
Wow!
What is it?
Ta-da!
This is delicious, but...
Ishigami-san, it's delicious, but...
The milk and the salted squid...
Wow!
Salted squid...
Yes.
You can put in a lot of it.
How much do you put in? How much do you put in?
You can put in a lot of this, too.
Ponchi, do you like salted squid?
I hate salted squid.
It was like that with the milk, too, wasn't it?
What?
OK?
But on the contrary, if you put in something you like and something you don't like, you can eat it and it's delicious.
Don't say "on the contrary".
This is...
It's already done.
Yes, it's done.
Ponchi, what kind of ramen is it?
It's Ponchi's "Chicken Ramen Miracle Milk Special" second stage!
It looks like it's a big scale.
It's delicious.
Yes.
OK, then...
Gakushi, I'd like to try it.
Do you think it's OK?
Is it OK?
Mix it up. Mix it up.
I like salted squid, too.
Mix it up more.
OK, I'll mix it up more.
Yes, mix it up properly.
Here, too. Here, too.
Shut up.
Mix it up.
The salted squid, right?
Yes.
OK, I'll eat it.
It's delicious!
Mi... Drink the soup, too!
It's delicious, isn't it?
It's evolved a little.
It's delicious!
Where did it go?
Wait, one more...
Yes.
Ah! It's... It's... It's scattered.
Is it OK?
Mix it up a little more.
It's good, isn't it?
Is it bad?
It's not bad. It's not bad, but...
It's salty and spicy.
Does it come a lot?
How is it, everyone?
It's sweet and salty.
I love it.
It's like seafood.
Koizumi-san!
Yes?
Koizumi-san, you haven't eaten it, have you?
It's like...
It's like... a unique...
It's like... a unique... garbage...
It's good.
What about you, Takiuchi-san?
I... I don't like it.
It's salty and spicy.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's good.
OK, then...
OK, please.
I wonder how it is.
Please mix it up.
If you mix it up...
I'll eat it with you.
It might be better if you mix it up.
It's all over me.
I see.
How is it?
Huh? Which one is it? Which one is it, Rameo? Which one is it?
Hmm, how do I say it... I think we should do something different.
I see! Last time, milk was fine, but something different?
Mochi-san, shouldn't we do something different?
But you know, I'm a senior at the agency.
There it is!
Based on that, Ishigami-san, what do you think?
Well, we're in a vertical society, so...
But I'm starting to like it.
I see. But you don't have to force it. Maybe you did something different too much.
Anyway, thank you for coming today!
Thank you!
Okay, we're all here now, but...
Oh, we're not done yet.
Okay, next up is Yokoyama-san!
Yes, thank you!
How was it?
It was good!
Well, up to this point...
Yurika does strange things too.
Yes, up to this point, we've had salty things, so...
Don't you want to try some dessert?
I see!
You want to, don't you? You want to, don't you?
Wait a minute! What do you mean by "chicken ramen" and "desert"?
It's like salted caramel.
Oh, I see! There are some desserts with salted flavors now.
Yes, it's popular, so...
Here's the finished product!
What is it?
Yurika's "chicken ramen" dessert with ice cream flavor!
It's probably really good.
Which one is good?
This one!
Is this really just chicken ramen?
Yes!
You crushed it and mixed it with vanilla ice cream?
I can't imagine it!
I think it'll be good.
Okay, I'll have a bite.
This is wonderful.
It's like salt caramel.
It goes well.
This is delicious!
Can you show me?
This is delicious!
How about you guys?
How is it, Tsumugi?
I feel like I'm going to be cut off.
You shouldn't do that!
What would you like to eat?
I'll have this one.
This is delicious!
I think it's good for girls too.
You can buy it at a convenience store.
It's delicious!
I want to make it at home.
How is it?
It's delicious!
Okay, Ishikami-san.
Ishikami-san, thank you.
This is...
This is surprising!
It's surprising! It's different from what I imagined!
This is delicious!
You said it straight away!
I'm so happy!
This is a new development!
The saltiness and the crispiness are good.
I'm satisfied with both of them.
I see!
I knew you'd do it!
I'm happy because you haven't done it recently.
Thank you very much!
Okay!
I'd like to decide who will win the Grand Prix.
The four people who made it...
Yes!
Please come and see!
Yes!
Please come and see!
While we're waiting...
Please come and see!
"Fuji TV 721" will air this Friday at 9pm!
Please come and see!
Okay!
Let's have Ishikami-san announce the winner!
Please!
Who is the winner?
Who is it?
It's Yokoyama Rurika-san!
Goodbye!
Everyone, please try it!
Delicious!
This is delicious!
I'm glad!
But this time, everyone did well. You were all on a high level.
By the way, the reason you were able to win the Grand Prix is simply because it was delicious.
No one thought of making chicken ramen a dessert.
That's right.
But it was delicious.
The pronunciation was good too.
I see. Okoyama-san, you did it, didn't you?
I only wanted to eat ice cream, so I made it ice cream.
I see. But that might be important too.
When you put in what you want to eat, it's not because you want to look like Kato-san.
It's simply because you want to eat it, so you ate delicious food together.
I love okayu. I love okayu.
Honji-san, you ate too many jokes this time, didn't you?
That's right.
I want to get revenge on Chika-san.
I see. You're gaining weight.
That's right.
I want to win the Grand Prix again with my weight plus something.
Kajiguchi-san's ramen was also very delicious.
Thank you!
It was delicious.
It wasn't a surprise or anything like that for the first time.
It was a proper competition.
I thought you'd come with chocolate.
That's right.
If you came with chocolate...
I thought you'd come with chocolate.
I did it, but it was really bad.
Chocolate was really bad.
That's right.
I did it.
Everyone is eating behind you.
Everyone, what did you think?
Is there anything you'd like to try?
I want to put oden soup in my chicken ramen.
That's...
It'll definitely be delicious, won't it, Ishida- san?
It won't be chicken ramen anymore, will it?
That's right.
That's true.
It'll be oden ramen.
That's right.
How about you, Eto-chan?
Eto-chan, you're good at cooking, aren't you?
Me?
I...
How should I say it...
I...
Since the tomato juice was delicious, I'd like to add orange juice.
How about orange juice?
That won't go with it.
It won't go with it?
It's clear that it won't go with it.
It won't go with it.
How about you, Fangura-san?
That's right.
The chicken ramen itself is salty, so I was wondering if I could use it as a seasoning.
Like fried rice...
I see.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's a good soup stock.
It's fried rice.
Fried rice is good, isn't it?
Fried rice is delicious if you eat it like soba rice.
It looks delicious!
Thank you very much.
Sakai-san?
Sakai-san, how about you?
I'm addicted to making juice with a mixer.
So I'd like to add chicken ramen to the mixer and make juice?
Like powder?
I'd like to make it into powder and make it like juice.
How about that?
It might be hard for you to understand, but since we have ice cream today, it might be possible.
Yes, it might be possible.
It depends on what you make.
How about you, Koizumi-san?
Me?
Yes.
For me, you can just use eggs.
Yes, you can use eggs.
Yes.
Yes, it's delicious if you use eggs.
It's the cheapest way of making it.
It's the most delicious.
Yes, so this time, Yokoyama-san has...
Yes.
What was the title again? Ice cream.
What was it again?
Have you forgotten it?
It's dessert and ice cream.
Yes, and she won.
Yes.
Yokoyama-san, congratulations!
Yes, thank you!
Thank you very much.
And with that, this has been Idol Express! Goodbye!