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"Idol League", it's showtime!
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Idling!
Now it's started, Idling!
Just now in the front room, there was a magazine with gravure, and Mr. Takeguchi was riding in it.
He treated me with sarcasm.
So, I'd like to go and punch Mr. Takeguchi later.
I'm the MC of the show, Marshall! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too! I'm Reiko Sanae! Nice to meet you!
Now, this program is for idling girls who are growing up as idols and newbies.
It's a program that aims to make you become one person!
Yes, and the first idling diary!
Today, at 2 o'clock in the morning, let's introduce it on the broadcast!
It's idling!
Now, first of all, let me introduce it!
Today's theme is "weird dreams I've had recently".
First of all, Ms. Koizumi!
Idling League is Koizumi's dream!
The weird dream I've had recently is...
Mina-chan's...
punk dream!
Idling Sanguine is my dream!
The weird dream I've had recently is...
being chased by someone with a parking brake!
Idling Nihongo is my dream!
The weird dream I've had recently is...
suddenly, a jazz bar comes out!
Wait! It's not a dream!
Good dream!
Idling Nanago is my dream!
The weird dream I've had recently is...
becoming a kindergarten teacher!
Idling Hachigou-san is my dream!
The weird dream I've had recently is...
being kissed by Eto-chan!
I had a really bad look!
Eto-chan!
Now, idling Kyugo and Yokohama's Rurika is my dream!
The weird dream I've had recently is...
idling is increasing up to number 100...
and the youngest one is 2 years old!
What?!
Yes, idling's number one is Suzuka Morita!
The weird dream I've had recently is...
being chased by a giant cockroach!
It's a really scary dream!
I'm 13 year old Nagano Torina!
The weirdest dream I've had recently is...
being scolded for talking about my life!
I'm 18 year old Misumi Miki!
The weirdest dream I've had recently is...
having a cat come out of my mouth!
That's all for today!
By the way, the weirdest dream I've had recently is...
seeing a woodcutter, Mr. Tanaka Yoshitake, swimming in a river!
Anyway, let's go for a walk!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
READY TO GO! GO! GO!
IDOLiNG!
From my TV sphere observation room...
I want to bloom as a one-man-idol someday...
and now, when I've begun to dream, I'm revived!
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"IN-SO-SI-TO-RI"!
It's finally started! "IN-SO-SI-TO-RI"!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
"IN-SO-SI-TO-RI" means...
that we have a special guest!
This special guest is...
that person!
This person loved IDOLiNG so much!
Is it different now?
Who could it be? Let's call him!
Former IDOLiNG fan...
Mr. Yamazato Ryota of Nankai Candies!
Amazing!
The real booing is on my knees!
It's been a little while, but it's here!
You don't have that many customers, do you?
I don't have this kind of aggressive attitude!
I won't bow down!
Here they are! Idols, what's up?
What's up?
I'm not disappointed at all!
What's up?
I heard you smiling earlier.
Chao!
You know, last time, you were...
What was it again?
G... G.I. Joe!
No, no!
The guy who founded that army!
A.G.S.!
Y.G.A.!
Yes!
Oh, you founded it?
I founded it. Yoshimoto, Gravia, A.G.S.!
I see.
Well, you know, I don't know how to explain it.
I didn't like it!
I still like it! I respect it!
Is that so?
That's right!
It's not natural!
Don't make a fuss about it!
I'm not making a fuss about it!
But!
You know, I became an idol I respect!
And!
Y.G.A.!
I became an idol I respect!
And I'm 16 years old!
Y.G.A.!
You increased it again!
I increased it!
And I'm 16 years old!
Thank you, everyone!
You're not used to it yet.
What are you doing?
I'm not doing it alone!
Inspire! Inspire!
Inspire!
Look at Nagano!
We've been doing it together.
No way!
We've been doing it together!
Don't imitate me!
Imitate you?!
"I am" is original!
"I am" is original?
"I am" is original!
What's up with you?
What's up with you today?
And today!
We're going to have you sing a new song!
You're surrounded by booing!
I've never seen such a booing idol group before!
That's right! Honestly, since that summer, I don't know how to laugh!
You can't laugh anymore?
I can't laugh anymore!
But that's impossible! YG comes to an idol show and sings! That's impossible!
It's strange! The idol group's tension is dropping!
Is that so?!
This is no good! I'm sorry! I'm going to say something!
Wait a minute!
Since you're here, why don't you sing for us?!
Everyone, give him a round of applause!
I wasted my applause.
I'm relieved now.
We can't continue like this.
We can't.
We might not be able to broadcast today.
I'm sorry.
That's not true!
Should we start from another corner?
That's right.
Next, please! YG's song!
This is good!
Second single!
Second single?
Yes!
I don't even remember the first single.
There it is!
Let's give you a little announcement! Don't you know it?
A little announcement?
Let's give it!
No, I didn't get it.
I don't remember getting a little announcement.
The number of songs you want to sing has increased a lot.
That's amazing!
I didn't know there was so much air!
I didn't know!
It's about this time.
It's really impossible!
No, it's true!
It's true! Look! I brought you here!
Look!
It's cute!
You can change into it if you want to sing!
Look!
Pig! Pig! Don't misunderstand me!
What is a pig?!
You're wrong!
It's "nancy"!
That's not a product number, it's a piercing!
Why did you increase it by two and try to thin it out?
There are some people who are weird!
Old man! Old man, you're hiding, aren't you?!
Old man!
I'm not an old man!
I got it! So it's like this!
We're going to do "Eason's Ritual" now.
Yes.
Yamazato-san will win and if you can make this show more exciting, you can sing.
If that's the case, what do you think, everyone?
I'm really sorry!
I'm sure you can do it!
I don't think you'll lose!
I won't lose!
If you lose, you have to sing properly!
I got it! Thank you!
Yes!
Let's do "Eason's Ritual" now!
In "Eason's Ritual", people who have a certain theme will say "Eason's Ritual" and take their lives.
Those who say "that's not Eason's Ritual" or those who are unlucky or stuck will be eliminated.
In addition, those who are eliminated will receive Eason's Ritual's anger behind you, so please be careful!
Okay, let's begin!
If Yamazato-san wins...
B... BVD...
What is it?
BVD is a briefing company.
It's YGA!
YGA, I got it!
...will sing.
Everyone, please do your best!
Let's announce the theme!
The theme is...
A line that a hero who created a pinch would say.
This is today's theme.
Let's begin!
The first word is...
YGA...
No, it's "to".
Let's begin with Yamazato-san's "to".
Thank you!
A hero who created a pinch that starts with "to" would say...
Let's start with Koizumi-san!
That sounds good!
I'll fly over and help you!
I see.
That sounds good!
Leave the night to me!
That sounds good!
What's that? A rifle?
Don't worry! I'm here now, so don't worry!
That sounds good!
I'll run to you anytime!
That sounds good!
If you come again, I'll beat you up!
That sounds good!
Aren't you happy? I came to help you!
That sounds good!
What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that?
Don't put on a diaper! It might slip!
That sounds good!
Hang in there, everyone!
Don't bully the cats!
That sounds good!
It's dangerous to become an elephant!
That sounds good!
Don't worry! I'll help you!
That sounds good!
I'll go into the ruby and come and help you!
That sounds good!
If you don't like tempura, I'll eat it for you!
That sounds good!
If you're angry, leave it to me!
That sounds good!
I'm Ms. Tezuka!
That sounds good!
Don't do that! Everyone will get angry!
That sounds good!
You're good at this!
Alright! I won!
That sounds good!
Don't ever go up a cliff!
That sounds good!
Alright! I'll help you!
That sounds good!
I came to help you!
That sounds good!
It's dangerous at night, but I'll help you!
That sounds good!
I'm a hero who says "I'll help you!", so I'll help you.
Heroes don't bite.
But like, Japanese is so difficult...
If you say that now, you'll have to say it at the audition!
Okay, but this old man...
There's two katakanas, so I don't know.
Okay, penalty game!
Mijel-san, do your best!
What are you doing?
Ah, it's cool!
It's really cool!
By the way, there's also a hostage movement.
This is a newbie.
Yes, yes, thank you.
Is that hostage movement a show or a showdown?
It's a showdown!
Is it a showdown?!
Okay, let's start!
"It all starts with 'yo'"!
Let's start with Koizumi-san, who saved us from a pinch!
You called me? I'll go right now!
I came to help you on a tropical fish!
Normal people can only walk on land, right?
Heroes can ride tropical fish even in the sea!
You ride a tropical fish in the sea?!
I don't know what you're talking about!
I feel sorry for the tropical fish!
Okay, out!
Rano, Rano, Sharp.
Rano, Sharp.
Wow, Masato is definitely thinking about you.
He's in his head.
Rano, Sharp.
Now, let's get started.
The hero who created a pinch that starts with "ne".
Let's start with Selvet-chan.
That sounds good.
The cat was saved.
That sounds good.
The scale is small, isn't it?
I'll do it from zero.
That sounds good.
Can you do it from zero?
What do you mean?
Well, there's Yamazato-san next to me, so I couldn't speak very well.
Ah, I see.
Okay, then "save".
That won't work.
That's right, that won't work.
It's not your fault.
It's Yamazato-san's fault.
It's more like Yamazato-san made it work.
Are you kidding me?
Is that why it's "save"?
Now, let's get started.
The hero who created a pinch that starts with "ne".
That sounds good.
Yamazato-san...
Ah, the hero who created a pinch that starts with "ne".
That sounds good.
Let's start with Yamazato-san.
That sounds good.
That room...
You're the one who saved the room.
What?
What do you want me to do?
Don't do anything.
Don't do anything!
Yamazato-san is surprisingly big.
Don't do anything!
You just said "ugly" in a small voice, right?
One by one.
That volume is already bad.
It's not up for airing, right?
Ugly
Okay, unfortunately, there's no song!
No song!
Yes.
Please.
Let me sing!
Okay! No!
Let me sing!
Yay!
Thank you!
Look at this!
This is how hard Pride is!
This is it!
I mean...
I've seen Yamazato-san's "ugly" in a lot of places.
It's not worth it!
My "ugly" has already been shut down!
Okay!
Let's make it special!
Yay!
Just once!
Ugly?
Yes!
Okay, let's go!
"Ugly" starts with the hero who saved us from a pinch!
That's ugly!
I'll go to Romania to save you!
That's ugly!
Okay!
Not at all! You don't need me!
What's that?
That's ugly!
I'm glad you didn't break your yo-yo. It's thanks to me!
That's ugly!
It's a kid's yo-yo.
The road is dangerous, so don't walk anymore!
That's ugly!
It's been out for a while now.
I'll save you from the great demon of the past!
That's ugly!
How bad is it?
A lion bit me! That must've hurt! I'm okay now!
That's strong!
That's ugly!
That's strong enough!
Nice to meet you!
That's ugly!
Why couldn't you say it properly?
Mr. Yamazato...
Correct!
I'm so happy! I'm so happy!
Let's go back. We don't have much time.
Mr. Yamazato, please. Don't bother me too much.
Let's go!
A hero who saved me from a pinch starting with 'ku'
Mr. Yamazato, please start!
That sounds good!
I'll save all of Japan!
Isn't it really fun?!
If you fly like that and hurt your neck...
Gross!
It's gross!
My teeth...
Look at his teeth!
Look at them!
You've decided what you'll dream about today, haven't you?
A lot of people come here.
We'll meet again at night.
Okay, Mr. Yamano, I'm sorry.
Unfortunately...
He's fast!
His knees are cheap!
Mr. Masuda!
Please!
I can't take any more of your bad treatment!
Mr. Yamano doesn't know what kind of treatment you're getting!
My juniors chose this show!
Please!
I'll lick your shoes if you don't!
I know how you feel, so...
Okay!
He's going that far!
He's going that far, isn't he?
He's cheap, Mr. Takeda.
Okay, let's start!
Let's start with Ms. Serifonchi, who created a space- sized binjou for us!
That sounds good!
It's my job to save the country!
That sounds good!
She's being stimulated.
I'm going to hit you!
That sounds good!
Okay!
Okay, okay!
I'm here to save you!
That sounds good!
I'm definitely going to save you!
Are you stupid?
That sounds good!
The Great Demon of Tears is going to save me!
That sounds good!
Are you okay?
You hate carrots? That's bad. I'll eat them for you.
That sounds good!
The sea is wide, but it's okay.
What? What did you say?
The sea is wide, but it's okay.
Why do you say that?
Because...
Correct!
Yay!
It's harder than I thought!
Let's move on!
Okay!
Let's start with Ms. Yamazato, who created a space- sized binjou for us!
That sounds good!
I'll safely send you all back to Earth!
Correct!
Yay!
Matsuko! Matsuko! That's not good! Matsuko! That's not good! That's not good!
I'm going to drop the photo!
The girls are getting tired of your faces.
You don't scream as much anymore.
Everyone, look!
I don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
Sorry, but we don't have much time, Yamada-san.
Right? It's physically impossible.
I don't know about physics and such difficult things, but...
I understand! Let's pay for it!
We don't have much time, but it's impossible!
Yes! This is definitely impossible!
Sorry!
Even if you kick me...
Please use my tongue to coat it!
Please stop!
That's not good! That's definitely not good!
But Matsuno-san!
Huh? What's going on?
Yamada-san, you're so...
You're Yama-san, right?
Yamada-san, you're like a veteran detective!
Yamada-san, but you've said it so many times, is it okay for you to do it?
I think so, but...
Suu-chan!
What is it?
Suu-chan!
No, it's not for Yamada-san, but I feel bad for you.
Yamazato-han!
These lyrics are big!
Nii-san!
Okay, you guys!
YG will sing, so let's retreat!
Yes!
I won't do it! I won't do it!
YG won't do it!
The staff won't do it!
I won't do it!
YG won't do it!
Idol group won't do it!
What?
I'm crying!
I hope there's no garbage in it.
Well, then!
YGA's new song "Sensitive Vanilla" will be released on October 29th!
Here you go!
I'm sorry...
♪ Sensitive Vanilla, I want to burn you up ♪
♪ Titanium Chocolate, Can you feel it tonight? ♪
♪ Ambiguous Chocmerry, I'll lick you up ♪
♪ Sensitive Vanilla, I want to burn you up ♪
♪ I'm completely helpless, I don't like it ♪
♪ Women aren't cute at all ♪
♪ They always decide things a little loosely ♪
♪ Should I become more convenient ♪
♪ For my psychological existence? ♪
♪ My goal is a woman like an ice cream ♪
♪ Even if my ideals are perfect ♪
♪ I'm not good at romance ♪
♪ With a little bit of temptation ♪
♪ My heart is pounding like a Vanilla ♪
♪ Don't wake me up, so fine ♪
♪ I do me, I want to feel it ♪
♪ I want to experience it ♪
♪ Even if I steal your channel of love ♪
♪ I'm not good at romance ♪
♪ With a little bit of temptation ♪
♪ My heart is pounding like a Vanilla ♪
♪ Don't wake me up, so fine ♪
♪ I do me, I want to feel it ♪
♪ Even if I steal your channel of love ♪
♪ Don't wake me up, so fine ♪
♪ I'm not good at romance ♪
♪ Even if I steal your channel of love ♪
♪ Don't wake me up, so fine ♪
♪ I'm not good at romance ♪
♪ Don't wake me up, so fine ♪
♪ Don't wake me up ♪
♪ I'm not good at romance ♪
It's fun, isn't it?
It's fun!
She weighs 95 kilograms!
I didn't know there was such a time.
It's fun!
It's ambiguous, I'm drooling, I'm going to puke!
I'm not happy, I'm falling apart!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's see!
Okay!
You two, beat each other up!
Go, go, go!
Can you do it?!
This is bad!
Look at their silhouettes! Are you dead?!
Come at me whenever you like!
You're still here?!
Didn't you think of eliminating them when you put in two of them?!
What are you talking about?!
As you know, these two are aces!
Old man, you're a two-top, two-top.
Don't pull my leg!
I know, right?!
You're not pulling my leg at all!
I know, right?!
I've never seen an idol feel so thirsty like this!
Amazing!
Thank you, Buddha!
Now, this idol group and me,
it would be great if we could perform together at the school festival, wouldn't it?!
Yes!
On November 5th, for the first and second time, we'll be performing at Waseda University School Festival!
Everyone, please look forward to it!
We'll do it together!
Then we can reconcile there, right?!
I don't know what reconciliation is, but we can't fight!
We'll just take one step at a time!
This is breaking our sympathy!
It's pretty dangerous!
We're also major leaguers!
Look at her! She's like a baseball player at a shopping mall!
Baseball player at a shopping mall...
But the number of people increased so much that we couldn't lose to idols!
It increased! How many people are there now?
Now...
It's 16 people!
Evinene also decreased a lot!
Oh, she decreased?!
Yes! A 17-year-old girl joined us!
Evinene is 7 years old, right?!
Yes, that's right!
Evinene has decreased a lot!
I didn't think you'd be separated like that!
Isn't it good?!
It's fun at such a young age!
President! Please take care of the president!
The president...
The president's heart broke at your first booing!
Please excuse us!
He was doing his best to protect himself!
Um, with four people's booing, it looks like one big fist!
That's right!
It's powerful, isn't it?!
I don't know!
Right?!
No, but thank you!
Thank you!
How was it?
How was it, Anna-chan?
Anna-chi, how was it?
Ah, it wasn't like we lost at all!
As expected of you, but you waited for a long time, so your mustache came out a little!
You shouldn't wait for too long!
I don't have a mustache!
What is it?
I don't have a mustache, it's comfortable!
It's cute, isn't it?!
You can say this joke?!
It doesn't come out, doesn't it, everyone?!
I see! I see! Men can hit each other!
It's a mystery!
It's an old man!
It's an old man on the same line!
What is it?!
The sound when you hit it is the same as when you do K-1!
It's meat! It's meat!
It's the sound of people who are trained!
I feel like I touched something!
Look at this! It's a post-commentary for "Hot-dog Family"!
The second half of the comment is already done!
That's right!
Um, the junior class is...
It's a grapple, but it's like a hammer and nail!
It's a demon's... demon's look!
It's invincible!
It's amazing!
Yes, so, even if you're students, you'll win, so...
We'll do our best!
We had Kenji Yamazato and Ryota Yamagai and YGA!