AISubs v3.5
[Hii-chan, you're like a young lady. I like your calm personality, but you need to be more impactful. You need to be more talkative. Even when you're alone, you need to be more talkative. You need more impact.]
[I know what you want to say, but before you say anything about people, I think you need to be careful about how you eat.]
[Yeah, but I don't think you can eat like that on TV.]
[Even if you can't eat like that on TV, you need to do it where you can't see it. You need to fix it.]
[That's true, but...]
[That's right. Look, it's starting.]
[Idol League, it's starting!]
[ QUARANTINE ]
Overwhelmed by the beauty of beauty, yeah!
Youth, yeah! Let's go! High! High!
It's full of flowers, isn't it?
Fly! Go! Go! High!
With a good heart! Yo! Yo!
Idling!
Yo!
It's started!
I'm an idling machine expert, Mark!
Nice to meet you!
I'm an idling machine expert, Ellen!
Nice to meet you!
Now, this program is for idling girls who are growing up as idol singers
and want them to become one of them!
It's a program that drives you crazy!
That's right!
Today, we're going to idling!
We're going to introduce you to the program that starts at 2.40 pm!
It's called "Idling"!
Hey!
Huh?
Is this a new costume?
No, it's not!
Is it a new costume?
No, it's only for today!
Is it a woman-command-like costume?
No, it's only for today!
Okay, so we're going to introduce ourselves!
The theme is "My Little Battle"!
Kato-san!
I'm idling number one, Kato Saiga!
My little battle is...
I get the feeling of winning and being proud of myself every day when I wake up before my alarm clock rings!
Okay, you're too young!
I'm idling number two, Koyuki Minami!
My little battle is...
My morning battle!
Oh!
I'm two-timed runner up, idling number five, Takogi Shizuka!
My little battle...
My little battle is...
Scraping chopsticks well at the ramen shop!
I'm idling number six, Tano Okairika!
My little battle is...
Driving right after my signal turns blue!
I'm idling number one, Morita Suzuka!
My little battle is...
Going to a first-aid shop three minutes away from home where I always find myself struggling!
My name is Hitomi Sakai and I'm 14 years old.
My little battle is to run and grab a quail egg.
My name is Asumi Nao and I'm 17 years old.
My little battle is to withstand the tremors of a train.
My name is Sumi Miyake and I'm 17 years old.
My little battle is to fight a winter cold because I'm a summer girl.
This is what we have for you today.
It's like a gathering of staff of Safari Park.
We have another announcement for you today, right Kato-san?
Yes, we announced it the other day as well.
Our 4th CD will be released on November 19th.
But!
Actually!
What is it?
Actually...
The title...
Has been decided!
What is it?
What kind of title is it?
Yes, the title you are curious about is...
This one!
Ultimate title...
Occupation...Idol!
Yeah!
You are good at it!
Occupation...Idol...
You are lying, right?
It's the easiest way to understand it.
Because you are lying, right?
Your reaction is like an idol's reaction.
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
It's nothing like that.
What kind of song is it, Konoka-san?
Yes, it's a song that suits us who are singing about idols who are working hard.
I see.
Kawaii.
How was it, this new song?
Somehow, this song is very energetic...
And it's a cheerful and fun song...
So I want to sing it live as soon as possible!
I see!
I want to sing it in front of everyone!
Yes!
Now that we have announced the title of the new song, let's have a good time today, too!
"idol in me" dvd box season 2, release November 28th.
Mani-idol!
To succeed as an idol, you need something that other idols don't have.
In this corner, everyone will aim for an open position in the entertainment world,
acquire maniac knowledge, and aim to become a Mani-idol.
Today's theme is this!
"command sanbo" competition!
"command sanbo" competition!?
I don't know this name.
"command sanbo" is a martial art born in Russia.
It was developed as a military and police training.
By the way, until the 1990s, martial arts were surrounded by barriers outside the gate.
It was a very mysterious martial art.
That's "command sanbo".
This time, we will write "command sanbo" competition.
There will be another competition next week.
Please learn "command sanbo" competition here.
I want to make "command sanbo" a great program.
I want to make this a new costume.
Let's do our best.
Let's welcome "command sanbo" teacher.
In the past, he was called "sanbo's monster".
Now, he is the director of "command sanbo" school, "hagiwara sanbo school".
He is "command hagiwara" teacher.
Wow!
He is strong!
He has a great body like "kinkeshi".
He is strong.
I want to teach "command sanbo" to protect yourself from various dangers.
Thank you for your teaching.
I want to teach "command sanbo" to protect yourself from various dangers.
Please look at this.
This is "kakuteru" of "kakutogi".
What does it mean?
"kakuteru" has various meanings.
"kakuteru" was born in Russia.
"sanbo" is "kakuteru".
"sanbo" is a competition.
You can use "kakuteru" for "command sanbo".
It contains dangerous techniques.
Yes.
The World Championship "tandasen" was held.
"gurgia" won.
"gurgia" has "chitaoba" and "synata" has "klash".
He mixes various good points of "kakutogi".
It's like a cocktail that keeps evolving.
Do you know what a cocktail is, Tojimi-san?
A cocktail is...
Pi...pi...
That's enough!
I think you know what a cocktail is now.
Next up is...
"Ultimate Truths"!
There are three categories of "sport", and they are not limited to special forces and secret police.
Since they are criminals and enemies, they have knives and guns and dangerous weapons.
At that time, they don't have knives and guns, but they already know how to deal with it.
That self-defense technique is the "command three".
I see. As expected of an idol who has just learned this.
This is strong if you learn it.
Now, I would like you to practice the "command three".
Please!
First of all...
I would like you to do "three workouts".
"Three work exercises".
Please line up one row between you and the mat outside.
Outside is fine.
First of all, we will start with "jogging".
Wow!
It's like a commercial for "famicom wars".
"famicom wars" is starting.
Teacher, look carefully and imitate it.
"famicom wars" is...
Yes, there are various movements.
This is just preparation.
Yes, this is preparation.
Wow, it's amazing!
It's kind of mysterious.
What is this?
What kind of program is this?
Takezu-san, do it properly!
Yes!
Takezuki-san!
Everyone is late!
Takezuki-san!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Yes! You are late, Koizumi-san!
OK!
Yes, OK!
Yes, next!
Four people in two rows.
Yes, in two rows!
Yes, hurry up! Hurry up!
Four people in two rows.
Yes, don't be late for a moment!
That's right!
Four people on the side, four people, right?
Yes!
Hands on your head, opposite to each other!
Yes, just a little!
Four people in front, four people in back!
Yes!
Yes, let's go!
Start!
Yes!
One, two!
Yes!
More!
Bigger!
Yes!
Now, all of you!
All of you!
Sideways!
Yes! Hurry up!
Hurry up!
OK!
Next is this kind of movement!
That's right!
Yes!
One, two!
OK! Start!
It's still in preparation!
Yes! OK!
It's a little late, so...
Yes!
It's still in preparation, so...
We'll have a corner after this, so...
I'm sorry!
Now...
Now, let's...
Let's start...
Yes!
Let's start...
Yes!
OK!
I'm an idol. Oh, it's you, Masuo-san.
Oh, it's me!
How can you answer so quickly?
It's me!
Oh, it's you, Masuo-san!
Well, there are many things like an idol's fans clapping and not letting go of their hands.
OK!
Even when your manager is not around...
Oh, I... OK!
I'll hold your hand.
OK! It's a mutual understanding, isn't it?
Naturally. Naturally. Naturally.
It's a pattern of being grabbed by the arm, isn't it?
Hold it firmly.
OK!
OK! You're being grabbed by the arm now.
OK!
Hold it so that you can cover your hand.
Raise your fingertips up and down and catch it.
OK!
From little finger in order and catch it.
OK!
Focus on your body and catch it.
Oh, it's you!
It's you!
Well, you can't get up and come over, so you resist, don't you?
You kick and hit and resist.
Oh, it's you!
Oh, I'm sorry!
Oh, it's you!
I'm sorry!
I was about to be grabbed!
I've never seen it like this!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Sensei! Sensei! Sensei!
Yes?
You made it very slow and easy to understand now, but...
Yes?
By the way, is it called "practice"?
Yes!
It's not actually this slow, is it?
Of course not!
I'd like to see the actual version of it, but...
I'd like to see it!
Yes! That's right!
I'd like to see it!
Give me some time for my reaction!
Please don't go on like that!
Okay, next!
The other one, right?
Yes!
Do it for real, please!
Okay!
Wow!
Normally, you pull it up like this and hit it, but if you do it like this, it's a weak bone called "terminus bone", so it can hurt.
To avoid pain, we call it "tetsui", like a hammer.
Wow!
We use "tetsui" anywhere, like in the armpit or in the lower abdomen.
I see.
We call it "comand san" or "panchi".
Wow!
Well, you know, it's just like I taught you.
Well, let's do it, everyone!
Yes!
Well, first of all, Kato-san and Morita-san, please stand in a pair!
Thank you!
Well, let's do it!
Morita-san, you've been doing it for a long time, so you're pretty cool.
Isn't it good?
It's more fun to do it in front of you.
It's kind of messy, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Wow!
Kato-san, you're fine.
Go ahead.
Um...
Go ahead and say it.
You can say "OK" from Kato-san's office.
Oh! You've been doing it for a long time, haven't you, Morita-san?
Yes!
Well, let's continue!
The next pair is Tonouka-san and Asahi-san!
You're doing it slow.
Yes!
Asahi-san, you won in one-pack sumo wrestling in elementary school, didn't you?
Yes!
It has nothing to do with it!
You've been doing it since then.
It's not related, is it?
You can do it!
Okay, put your hands out.
Slowly.
Let's go somewhere.
Let's go.
That's it.
That's good.
Okay, from there...
From there...
Oh, it's decided.
No!
She's going for it.
She's going for it!
No, no, no!
I'm not serious!
That's pretty good, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's hard to remember, isn't it?
Okay, let's move on.
Yes, Tsurugaki Yusuke-san and Sakai-san.
Yes.
Thank you.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Practical practice.
Go for it! Go for it!
Now, push!
Go for it! Go for it!
What are you doing?
Do it!
I was scared!
What are you doing?
Okay, let's go.
You have to hold it down.
That's not how you do it!
Do it properly!
Okay, one more time.
One more time.
Go for it! Go for it!
Okay, you've got it.
You've got it.
You've learnt it.
You hold it down with your hands.
Like this?
Yes, in order.
Hold it down with your hands.
Hold it down with your left hand.
Come down.
Hold it down with your left hand.
Like this?
Hold it down with your hands.
Hold it down with your hands!
That's enough!
It hurts! It hurts!
Something's weird.
I'm having a seizure.
What's this?
You can switch your legs.
My knee just got hit!
Left leg.
Right leg.
It hurts! It hurts!
Left leg. Right leg.
Left leg.
Okay, okay.
Hold it down with your hands.
Samo Punch!
That's enough! Speak standard Japanese!
Yay!
That's enough!
Okay.
It's like a pickle coming out of your mouth.
Okay, next!
Okay!
Wow!
Are you okay?
Slowly. Slowly.
Like this.
Are you okay?
Koin-san, you're wearing plastic gloves.
Hold it with your hand.
Are you okay?
Do your best!
Hold it.
From the outside.
Show your palm to your opponent.
Turn and show your palm.
Show your palm to your opponent.
Yes, yes, yes!
Twist your arms.
Okay, okay.
Twist, twist, twist.
No!
It's not like that, but it looks hard.
There is a different way of doing it.
This is a different way of doing it.
Let's do it one more time.
Let's do it correctly first.
Let's do it correctly. Just like you taught us.
Hold it with your hand and then twist your arms.
No!
Let's talk about it one more time.
Let's do it together.
Okay, let's do it together.
Okay, let's use our hands.
Hold it there first.
Yes, yes.
Your palm. Not your wrist. Your palm.
Here.
Where is my palm?
Here.
Oh, you didn't know.
Okay, let's do it one more time.
Just like you taught me.
Just like me.
Okay.
No.
Like this.
Not like this.
Yes, like this.
Hold it with your hand first.
I can't reach it with my hand.
Hold it like this.
Like this?
Like this.
Isn't it like this?
Yes, like that!
Additionally, add more force and turn.
Yes, like that!
Sit on top of it, please!
You won't collapse.
Ah, I'm getting hot!
Yes, tighten it!
It's different!
It's not that hard.
But there's nothing wrong with the command, so it's fine.
Don't step on the office's floor!
Thank you!
Now, Sensei! What should we do for the next command?
Let's see...
When the opponent kicks you, you can use various attacks.
There's a punch and an arch kick, but you can also use a middle kick.
I see, it's quite powerful.
It's as powerful as a human being.
It's powerful.
Of course. Please teach me.
It's dangerous. You're very strong, Sensei.
When I give you a chance, you don't want to kick me, do you?
There's no one who wants to kick you like me.
You can kick me once.
No, you can't. You can kick me more like this.
No, you can't. You can't kick me with a middle kick like this.
You can't kick me with a low kick like this.
I'll catch you.
Lock it firmly.
This is how you do it.
What's that? What's that?
Slowly put your hands together and kick with your knees.
I'll catch you.
I'll do the opposite.
Lastly...
My triplets...
My triplets have become commands.
You want to do it as soon as possible, right?
Yes!
Seriously!
Don't explain!
Yes!
I'll do it as soon as possible.
Oh, you want me to do it one more time?
Yes!
I understand!
Yes!
Wait, Sensei! It's getting serious!
It's getting serious!
Sensei!
Just a little bit! Just a little bit, but it's a little tiny!
Just a little!
So cute!
This is cooperation!
Please remember this, everyone!
Wonderful!
Okay, everyone! Let's do it!
Okay, my pair!
Okay, while you're teaching me...
Okay, kick it!
Don't kick it like this, okay?
It's too big!
I got it!
Close! Lock!
Okay! Lock! Lock!
Okay!
Oh! That's good!
Wow! Wow!
You're good! You're good!
Finish!
Fight! Fight!
Fight!
Go for it!
Ren-chan! Let me touch you!
Ren-chan! Okay!
It was good that you were able to do it together!
It was good!
It was good, wasn't it?
As I thought, it's wonderful!
Okay! Let's continue!
Okay!
Oh! Wanko-kyo-gozan!
There's a gap here, okay?
There's a gap here.
Oh, so you can kick it, right?
Yes!
Okay! Lock your legs!
Wait! Wait!
Lock your legs!
Don't let go of your hands!
Lock! Lock! Lock!
Don't let go of your hands!
From the beginning...
Okay! Use your bones here!
Use your bones here!
Bones! Bones! Bones!
So you won't get hurt!
You guys are so miserable!
What's wrong with you?!
Okay!
But I'm also from Wanko-kyo-gozan.
Your personality is interesting!
It's interesting, isn't it?
Your personality is interesting!
Okay! Let's continue!
Okay!
Come here!
Yes!
Takashi-san!
It's your first time wearing sunglasses in private, isn't it?
Yes!
And...
Yes!
It's good, isn't it?
Oh! It's good!
Yes!
Come here and wash your hands!
I didn't want to do it with you!
That's why you always stopped doing it on TV!
It's just a bloody fight!
It's a half-and-half fight!
We have to decide more seriously!
Let's do it seriously!
Yes!
Now!
The last one!
Is it okay?
No, it's not okay!
Yes, I'll stand up and cut!
Middle kick!
Stand up properly! Stand up properly!
First of all, you didn't kick well!
Now, cross your legs! Cross your legs! Cross your legs!
You can't hold it! You can't hold it!
You can't hold it!
Let's do it one more time! One more time!
Miyake-san, you can do it!
Don't let go of the lock!
Miyake-san can do it!
That's right! Now, spread your arms!
No! You can't spread your arms!
Yes!
Middle kick!
Yes! And now...
Cross your legs!
No! No! No!
No!
On the contrary, it's hard for you to kick someone like this!
It's a defense technique!
Cross your legs!
It's your daily grudge! Miyake-san, it's your daily grudge!
It's your daily grudge!
Let's settle it! Let's settle it!
I'm nervous! I'm nervous!
Please be more serious!
That's right!
I'm nervous!
Kojimi-san, it's physically impossible!
That's right!
So, that was the command sound when you kicked someone!
Now, let's continue!
There's a lot of techniques!
Sensei, please show us one more technique!
Yes!
Please show us something even more powerful!
Actually, this technique is difficult and I opposed it, but...
The director said, "Do it!"
Do it!
It's pretty difficult.
What kind of director is he?
He's a victory-style rotation knee cross-legged man.
Wait, it says "only for Masuno-san" on the sign.
I'm getting used to it.
Like this.
Yes.
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Masuno-san! Masuno-san!
Mom! Mom! I'm doing my best!
I've never seen Masuno-san like this!
Huh? Was this supposed to be my segment?
Sensei, you're definitely for real!
1% speed!
Alright, Kato-san, let's do it!
How?! How?! Which one?!
Kato-san, you're up first!
Alright, from the back...
Huh?!
This is definitely...
Alright, I'll explain and then we'll do it, okay? Slowly, okay?
I'll explain!
Alright, from the back... Yes, she's holding him!
The arm! The arm, okay? The arm!
Yes!
Don't move the arm! It's like you're grabbing his arm!
That's it!
Alright, the opponent... Yes!
While raising his elbow...
Wow!
That's right!
Yes!
Alright, grab his left wrist...
His right hand...
Yes!
Turn his wrist around and grab his chin!
Chin!
That's it!
Alright, his right hand behind his knee!
That's it!
Yes!
You can let go of his left hand!
Yes!
Alright, grab his chin!
And while putting his head in like this...
That's the whole point!
That's right!
Yes!
Finish!
OK, finish!
Let's talk!
Let's talk! Is there anyone else who wants to do it?
Who wants to do it now?
In sports, when you do it, you lock your arms and do it, right?
You can do it with a belt, but if you put it in your head, this is the central nervous system, the most important nervous system.
If you do it like this, you'll hurt yourself, so it's easier to let it go diagonally.
You can also hold one of your shoulders like this.
Mr. Kopiro of the Rings has this pattern.
Do you know it?
I know it.
It's related to life and death.
Is there anyone else?
It's obvious you can't do it, so let's do it!
Let's do it!
I can't do it.
If you listen to your teacher, you can do it.
You're also a teacher, right?
Yes.
Hold it slowly from behind.
Raise your elbow.
Raise it.
Hold it with your wrist.
Look at your opponent and roll your head.
Lock it with your chin.
Lock it here.
In the dark.
Yes.
From here, lower your upper body.
Right knee.
Yes, yes, yes.
Hold it with your hand and your left hand.
Let's do it in one go.
One, two, three!
That's good!
Don't do it yet!
Lock it!
My eardrums!
Your nose is too strong.
You're overdoing it!
Yes!
Wonderful!
Even if you're a woman, if you learn it properly, you can also do it in real life, right?
That's right.
Can you lift it up?
Of course, of course. You have to turn it faster.
That's right. It's not just about power, right?
Yes.
Yes, that's right.
So, teacher, these are the three basic commands, right?
Yes.
Yes! So, next week is the three commands application edition.
So, teacher, you will have to come back next week.
Teacher, thank you very much for today!
Thank you very much!
That's all for "Mani Idol"!
"Mani Idol" will continue on next week!