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Itoshiza to sekuran da to kokoro tsuyosa to
Itsumo kanjiteiru anata e to mukatte
Ayamachi wa oborezu ni susumu anata o
Namida wa misenai de misumete itai yo
I was looking at the distant sky that day...
My youth and experience were as they were...
I was dreaming of that day forever and now...
Without repeating it again...
I couldn't go back and live... Modorazu ni ikiru koto... I couldn't go back and live...
I couldn't do it and I yearned for it...
But little by little I understood... Demo sugoshi zutsu wakatte kita... But little by little I understood...
That I had to fight and be sad and cry and scream...
I can't put into words I believe in you... I can't put into words the words I believe in you...
You are moving forward without fear...
Don't show me your tears, I want you to believe in me...
Idling!
Now, let's start "Idling", a show of teenage girls showing off their talents.
I'm your host, Bakaru Miyamoto.
I'm your host, Morimoto Akira.
This show is aimed at girls who are growing up as idol singers
and want them to become famous.
The show will air in October on "Chiyo Idling Diary".
It will air this Thursday at 7.10 pm.
Now, let me introduce "Idling"!
Now, we've been broadcasting this show since yesterday
from the studio's adjustment room "sub".
Gradually, your faces are getting bigger and bigger.
If you're done, you can relax.
We don't know anything just by looking at you.
Now, let's get started!
Let's have the new producer teach us!
Today is the third day of "Idling".
We were supposed to end this show on the fifth day.
But, we couldn't because there are 17 of us now.
This show is fun, so let's do it for a long time.
A new producer has joined "Idling" since October.
We haven't introduced ourselves yet,
but we'd like you to show off your talents and learn our names.
What did you think of the members we mentioned yesterday?
Like Mr. Kamura and Ms. Sakai.
We were determined, but...
Every time we did a story, the atmosphere was...
But I don't think it was bad.
Compared to Ms. Kato's story.
I didn't know it was over.
I did my best.
That's an old reaction.
Please do your best today.
Let's get started.
Let's take a look at the elements of Kamochin Producer.
Kamochin Producer.
I'm curious about the number of tourists.
Kamochin Producer has been here for three days.
Looking for an interesting girl.
Let's get started.
Who will go first?
Let's start with Ms. Nagano.
Please hold this cell phone.
Ms. Nagano, please press "puni puni".
Yes, I got it.
I know you like funny jokes.
Please attack me with funny jokes.
Basically, you put "puni" on garbage.
Like...
I'm from east puni prefecture.
Yes!
I'm from east puni prefecture.
Yes!
Like "puni puni born", "puni puni raised".
Bad-looking people are like "puni puni".
But you're young, so you have energy.
You don't know what's scary.
I feel like you'll make me watch the worst video.
She's laughing alone.
What is it?
She's getting funny.
Don't do it!
Is it broken?
Yes, it is.
Something is missing.
Don't worry. Hold it tight.
Oh, what's that?
Step on it.
"Punipuni"! "Punipuni"! "Punipuni"!
So, I'm 13th idol, Nagano Serina.
Please give me more time.
"Punipuni"!
It's "Punipuni", but I'm using it as a lesson now.
When you ask me how it was developed,
there is a word "punipuni" by chance.
Don't lose to this atmosphere! Don't lose! Don't lose! Don't lose to this atmosphere!
Do you use "punipuni" as a reward?
No, I use it like a fox and say "punipuni".
Do it! Do it! Do it!
And, well...
That's your courage!
"Mochietta"!
Your face is getting sore.
"Go for it"!
Yes.
Oh, is your head blue?
Yes, well...
Oh, you're crying!
"Go for it, machine room"!
There is "Go for it, machine room"! "Go for it, machine room"!
Yes, there is "Go for it, machine room"!
"Go for it, machine room"! Let's do it together!
It's like a pun, but...
It's just "Go for it, machine room"!
Yes, and...
Your face...
Your face is getting sore.
There is also "instants of thee".
Oh, yes.
New song! New song!
Here we go!
"Soya, soya, soya, soya"!
"Blossoming flowers"...
You sang it again!
"are beautiful from the earth".
Yes.
And...
I'll imitate Amin-san.
Yes.
"I'll wait for you"...
Why?!
"I'll wait for you forever"...
"Even if you don't turn around"...
Matsuda, Matsuda, always Matsuda...
I'll imitate Donald Duck.
Doesn't it look like him?
It does.
Why don't you say "kamosan"?
I'm good at "rajare"
It's like when a blanket is blown up.
You don't have to say it like that!
I'll do it.
"ganbari mushroom" and "gakkou ni kakko"
"gakkou ni kakko"?
gakkou ni kakko
And "go to the bathroom!"
Matsuda-san, please call him!
I'll call him.
I'm sorry!
Thank you very much!
It was a little dangerous in the middle.
It was dangerous!
I like "dajare" a little, but...
Nagano-san's "dajare" level is too low.
It was close, but it was good.
Next up is Takeuchi-san!
Wait!
If she goes, the image of the whole idol group will be ruined.
Are you okay?
Please don't make up stories.
I'm begging you.
Thank you.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Hey! Hey!
Hey, gorilla!
What is it?
Hey!
What is it?
Gorilla!
What are you doing?
What is it?
Why are you acting like that?
Ah!
What is this?
You're the only one!
What is it? Why?
Ah! I know!
I know! It's this!
It's here!
Karintou Anko Senbei!
You're annoying!
I'm old-fashioned, aren't I?
I'll take this and say, "Please eat it."
And I'll eat it up!
Ah! I'm sorry!
It's okay!
Okay, then...
If you can't do this, it's pretty bad.
It's the worst.
It's running!
It's running like crazy!
It's running like it's coming back on its own!
Who did it?
Did you hear something?
What? Are you okay?
I'll hit you!
You're not laughing at all!
You're not scared of anyone!
You're not laughing at all!
I'm an idol who's been here for a long time!
I don't need that kind of laughter.
I'm sorry.
I don't need it.
I'm sorry.
I'm an idol who's been here for a long time!
I'm Takiguchi Mina!
I'm an idol who's been here for a long time!
I'm Takiguchi Mina!
This is not good!
Do you eat this?
It's karintou.
She reacted to karintou.
Here you go.
Why is she doing that?
What is she doing?
What is this?
If you're not looking at the camera, this is the worst!
It's the worst as a human being!
Go back a little.
I'm sorry.
Don't move.
I don't need that kind of laughter.
Introduce yourself.
I'm an idol who's been here for a long time!
Call me Miracho!
Miracho!
Say it!
Yay!
It's written on it!
Can you do a hand gesture?
My name is...
Takiguchi Mira.
I was born on June 20th, 2002.
I'm a double B type.
Is this okay?
I'm Mira.
Is it okay?
Do you think you'll graduate today?
Bye!
I'm from Osaka!
Takiuchi!
I don't know what to say! Are you OK?
I'm from Osaka!
Takiuchi!
It's me, Mira!
I don't need that attitude.
That's not funny at all!
Um... I'm from Osaka...
How can you say you don't need it when you've been told you don't need it?
Hey!
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with her?
Yes?
Hello?
Oh, you can answer this?
Take it and go home!
Is that so?
Thank you.
Oh! Do you want to eat this?
Oh, thank you.
Yes! Thank you very much.
She only accepts food.
Thank you for this bag.
Yes! Can I ask you one last thing?
What?
Are you still going to do it?
Stop it! No more!
Oh, you couldn't do it!
Thank you for your hard work!
Nice to meet you again!
Next, let's go with this atmosphere!
Ms. Yazawa!
Let's go with this atmosphere, Ms. Yazawa!
Ms. Yazawa!
Mr. Takeuchi told you that you don't need to move.
That's the worst!
I don't need it!
I really don't need it!
I don't need it!
That's the worst!
What's wrong with you?
Give it to me! I'll bring it!
I can't do it anymore...
Everything I've been thinking about didn't work out.
What's wrong with you three of you?
I was thinking about doing something like this...
Don't do it anymore!
You, too!
Just now...
You said "I'm a guest's son."
Mr. Takeuchi, why do you still do it when you were told not to?
You said "I'm a YGA's son."
I'll say it!
I'm scared of this!
Good morning!
I'm sorry for my introduction late.
I'm an idol in a professional group.
This is someone!
Last time, the one who came in front of me made a very rude voice and said "I'm a YGA's son."
But...
I usually put this away and...
You're using it, aren't you?
No, I'm not!
She found out!
I bought it just now.
Are you kidding me?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry about that.
Actually, I just remembered your profile.
Kamo Yuji!
You're from Hokkaido.
You're a B-type.
Your hobbies are golf and mahjong!
You're like me!
What part of you is like me?
You don't play golf or mahjong!
I'm a B-type!
You're only a B-type, aren't you?
Yes!
That's right!
I like funny things.
I won't say anything funny.
I'm studying a lot right now.
I bought a book recently.
It's called "Funny Technology."
I bought a book about funny technology.
I'm sorry.
Who wrote it?
I don't know who wrote it, but...
I'll bring it over.
Do you have anything you want to ask me?
What's your favorite word?
My favorite word is...
I'm sorry.
Yes!
What? What? What?
That's not good! That's not good!
Everyone calls me "Yaza-pai."
So please call me "Yaza-pai" from now on!
Yes, I got it.
Please practice calling me "Yaza-pai" now.
Do you practice?
Yaza-pai!
Yes!
She was stuck in the trash!
Thank you!
What should I call you?
Like "Yuji-kun."
It's okay.
Is it okay? Like "Yu-chan."
It's okay.
You're the same as me.
Yu-chan and Yaza-pai.
I'll call you again.
Please call me again.
Yaza-pai!
Yes! It's Yu-chan!
Shitakke-ne!
She got it!
Yama-han got it!
Shitakke-ne.
"Shitakke-ne" is a Hokkaido dialect, isn't it?
"Shitakke-ne," right?
Don't you say it?
Why? Why can't I say it?
Don't you say it?
It's terrible to blame others.
Anyway, I like fun things.
So, please play with me a lot.
Why?
Please use me a lot.
At work?
Yes!
I got a call. Is it okay for me to go out?
Excuse me!
Yes!
Shitakke-ne!
It's not bad.
Yaza-pai and Yu-chan.
Amazing!
Yes!
They managed to get back the part of Sagi-nushi- san's song.
Let's move on!
Next, Michelle-san!
Advice? Michelle-san will be fine, right?
Just say it like it is and keep talking in English.
Don't say anything in Japanese and keep asking questions in English.
Then I'll go now.
Good luck!
Say something interesting in English.
How was it, Yura-san?
It's fine. I'm really happy that Yuu-chan and I became friends.
Everyone, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for calling you "Yuu-chan".
It's fine, right?
Well, go back to your position.
Yes! Excuse me!
It's amazing, isn't it? It's the first time a producer and Yuu-chan became friends like that.
It's true! Maybe I won't sit in this seat tomorrow!
Well, isn't this something to look forward to?
Michelle-san has guts!
I don't think she has anything against you.
Excuse me!
Yes, hello!
Hi! My name is Michelle McGee. I'm 16 years old.
And... I'm a very friendly girl.
And... I came to Japan about two years ago.
And... one of the things that I like to do is sing.
And... I'll give you a demonstration.
I'm going to sing a song for you.
It's so red!
I can't move my arms!
Is the midsummer sea the season of love?
It's Michelle's first time being nervous
I like Misora Hibari-san
When I went to karaoke with my mom
Misora Hibari-san and
I forgot the singer
Momoiro Toiki
That's right
Do you like it?
It's a good song
I came to Japan 2 years ago
But I like Washoku
I like karito too
I like yokan too
We have a lot in common
When I'm not nervous, I speak Osaka dialect
Was your mom in Osaka?
My mom is from Osaka
So I can speak triangular Japanese
English, Japanese and Kansai dialect
A lot of international friends
Can speak Korean, Chinese, German and American
English
I'm from Australia
Have you been to Australia?
Yes
Where?
Sydney
That's not where I'm from
I'm from Gold Coast
That's a good place
It's Michelle's pace
This is good
Gold Coast is not good
Let's go
Someday I want to go to Island Ring
I'll think about it
Please
That's good
Yokan is good, right?
It's good, right?
I'll go now
Thank you
Thank you both
Michelle met everyone
Wonderful
As expected, speaking words like "honchi" and Vietnamese are strong, aren't they?
It's interesting, isn't it?
Even if you don't say it, you have to think about it, don't you think?
About twice, we had the camo producer burned.
It's enough, isn't it?
It's enough.
It's a variety show, isn't it?
Now, let's continue.
Last, Koizumi-san!
Well, Koizumi-san, you're fine, right?
Yes, I'm fine.
Isn't being last the most nerve-racking?
Well, you're right.
But you're in a good mood now, right?
Yes, I'm in a good mood.
I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad.
Michelle, I'm glad!
I'm so nervous!
You're nervous, aren't you?
Yes.
Do you have any advice?
Advice? No, just like Koizumi-san always does,
just say what you want to say.
Ah, you like Nessie, don't you?
Just say what you like and appeal to her.
Yes, I always appeal to her.
Just say what you want to say and appeal to her.
Okay, good luck!
Good luck!
Will she be okay?
Michelle, I'm glad!
I'm so nervous!
You're nervous, aren't you?
You were nervous, weren't you, Michelle-san?
Well, Koizumi-san, I don't think you'll be last.
Will she be okay?
Will she fall or fly?
I think it'll be two songs.
Depending on how Koizumi-san falls,
you won't be an idol anymore.
Good luck!
If you like it, then...
Don't say anything weird, okay?
Just say weird things, please!
Ah, Nokkusa!
Hello!
I'm No. 2 idol, Koizumi Rumi, 19 years old, AB- type.
I'm 153cm tall and my chest size is A cup.
I'm A cup, but when you said A cup, you might have thought I was pregnant.
But I don't think pregnancy is a negative thing.
I'm pregnant, so what?
In this world, it's not only about pregnancy.
I don't think it's only about pregnancy for children.
I sometimes think I want to be pregnant.
But I want to use it as a weapon.
So I don't think of it as a negative thing.
I'm just saying what I'm saying.
I'm doing my best with that nickname.
I like talking a lot.
So I want to talk about a lot of things.
My character is...
As you can see...
I don't know if I can say it myself...
I'm 20 years old and I'm an art high school student.
She said she's 20 years old.
I like drawing a lot.
I've been reading "Romeo and Juliet" lately.
Every day, on the train...
You're doing it on the train?
I'm doing it while reading "Romeo and Juliet".
I'm not good at studying.
But I don't think I'm bad at it.
I want to do everything seriously.
I'm not saying I don't like studying.
I want to do my best in order to overcome my weakness in studying.
You talk about it a lot.
It's like that.
But my dream in the future is...
If I succeed in this entertainment world...
I want to study abroad.
I've already decided on a house.
I've decided on a house.
I want to live in a house in the suburbs of Paris, France.
I bought a house there.
Sangenjaya...
Sangenjaya?
It's Japan!
Sangenjaya...
There's a house in Sangenjaya, right?
Sangenjaya?
You said Sangenjaya three years ago?
It's not Sangenjaya.
There's a house in Sangenjaya.
I want to live in a house in Sangenjaya.
It's France.
I want a balcony.
A balcony in a garden.
She confirmed it.
She confirmed it's France.
I'm really into tropical fish.
I bought a lot of tropical fish.
Koizumi-san, you can't stop talking about it.
A balcony in Sangenjaya...
It's too one-sided.
Tropical fish in a garden...
When you say France, you think of tropical fish, right?
I'll do my best and...
I want to be a tropical fish.
Hey!
Koizumi-san?
Thank you very much!
Koizumi-san, you've been talking in one direction, haven't you?
Well, everyone's introductions and greetings have ended, but...
Well, Koizumi-san, how was it, everyone?
Is there anyone else you'd like to say something?
No, you're fine!
Can I say something? Can I say something, everyone?
Well, everyone's on their own right now, but in order for the show to do well in the future...
...the main emcee should also go and say hello!
It's important!
Kamo-san, please continue to take care of us in the future!
That's right!
The main emcee has one and a half minutes, so please go!
Just in case! Just in case! Just in case! I don't think there's anything!
I don't think it's necessary, but please take it just in case!
Okay, goodbye!
Please don't stop!
Okay, here's an announcement!
Tonight, from midnight to one o'clock...
...we'll be broadcasting "Balance"'s new work, episode 11!
Please do watch it!
Now, depending on the main emcee...
...it's decided how the show will proceed in the future!
We're starting!
Do your best!
Excuse me!
My name is Masato, and I'm from Masaki Gherosha.
Thank you for having me!
Now, I'd like you to tell me a short story!
I'll do an impersonation of Antonio Inoki with just "pa"!
Excuse me!
Do your best!
Okay, excuse me!
Okay, okay!
I'll do an impersonation of Mori Shinji just by doing my work!
Ponpanpa! Poppi! Pimpimpimpem!
Bobo! Papiapopoyapa!
Goodbye!
This is impossible!
So cute!
So, everyone, how was it?
It gave me courage!
It gave you courage?
It gave me courage!
That's the path you all stand for!
That's right!
That's how it is!
That's right!
I'm a little worried about whether you're serious or not, but hurry up and go!
Wow, that was funny!
I saw it! I saw it!
I saw it!
Huh? Your voice wasn't recorded!
No, no...
Your voice...
It was amazing!
It was amazing! It was amazing!
Huh? In the middle of it...
You were pulled out of it!
Huh?
You were pulled out of it!
No, I can't do this anymore! I'm hungry! I can't do this anymore!
It was amazing!
Which one was it?
This one!
I'll have more work to do!
It was really scary!
I experienced it for the first or second time! That story shop!
It was amazing!
Story shop!
It's a story shop! It's just a story shop!
It was really scary!
Really! Really!
Then, if I do something there and you guys do something there,
doesn't it have a different meaning?
Doesn't it have a different meaning?
That's right, that's right.
It's scary!
Yeah!
Now, with that said...
Is the show still recording?
Yes, it's on-demand.
You guys did your best!
That was...
That was tough even for a ten-year-old.
That was tough.
What was it?
That old feeling...
It's scary!
But it's nice!
Kamo-san looks like she's scared, but she's going to do her best with a warm heart.
Why are you the only one being nice?
I'm her boss! I'm her boss!
I have to know that! I'm an employee!
That's right! I'm not angry at you or anything!
Kamo-san, you're not angry, right?!
You're not angry, right, Kamo-san?!
Thank you! Thank you!
I think you all learned your names today.
Yes!
You might have forgotten about me, but...
That's it for today!
We asked the producers to remember their names!
Goodbye!