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Dance Dance Revolution
The other day at school, the first class was PE class.
I love PE so I was super excited.
I only had my gym clothes in my bag and went to school.
I ran and ran.
And the first class started.
And it was Dance Dance Revolution.
The class.
And at Dance Dance Revolution, I danced a lot and sweat a lot.
And it was fun.
Can I go home?
It hurts.
Idling starts now!
♪ Behind the important pain ♩
♪ What you see every day ♩
♪ Is the love I dream of ♩
♪ Everything should be starting from there ♩
♪ Ever since the day I met you ♩
♪ all my nights have been sweet ♩
♪ Hotly burning ♩
♪ Don't forget it ♩
Idling!
The director of "minicorns" just now, Ms. Tonoka, was so strict with me.
She told me not to push myself like that in acting classes.
I didn't say you should push yourself like that!
As expected of you!
We'll say goodbye to you at the end of the game scene.
I want to be as funny as you, Ms. Tonoka.
I'm Maiko Saito, a special viewer.
Nice to meet you!
This show is for idling girls who are growing up as idol singers.
The purpose of this show is for you to become one of them.
From October, the area will be expanded to idling girls.
The next episode will air on October 16th.
Let me introduce you to idling girls!
Let me introduce you!
Today's theme is "food you want to eat in autumn".
First of all, Ms. Koizumi!
I'm Koizumi, an idol singer.
The food I want to eat in autumn is salmon.
I'm Takiguchi Mira, an idol singer.
The food I want to eat in autumn is bananas.
I'm Tonoka Yurika, an idol singer.
The food I want to eat in autumn is roasted sweet potatoes.
I'm Ponchi, an idol singer.
The food I want to eat in autumn is chestnuts.
I'm Suzuka Morita, an idol singer. The food I want to eat in autumn is brown rice.
I'm Hitomi Sakai, an idol singer. The food I want to eat in autumn is rice.
I'm Kiko Chami, an idol singer. The food I want to eat in autumn is anything, so it's homemade food.
I'm Michiru Miki, an idol singer. The food I want to eat in autumn is chestnuts.
Okay, we're going to end today's show like this, but...
Idols are going to make games!
Wonderful!
It's such an honor to be able to make games!
Can idols make games?
That's definitely a question.
Making games is really difficult.
I like games, so I know a lot about it.
But for idols, it's very, very...
But!
Not only that!
This time, in order for idols to be able to make games,
anyone can easily make games, play games, and enjoy games!
With the full support of Google's Internet portal site,
we're going to use the game creation service "goomekameka"...
"goomekameka", right?
We're going to use "goomekameka" to make games!
Yay!
I see!
If it's "goomekameka", I'm at ease!
I'm looking forward to it!
Yes!
On the "goomekameka" website, where idols make games,
we're going to increase the process of creation,
so look forward to that, too!
Look forward to it!
The game itself is ready.
I'd like to try it right away on the show.
I'm looking forward to it!
Please look forward to it!
Are you ready?
Let's have some fun today, too!
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Shuffle Two Shot!
We're back with everyone's favorite segment!
It's been a while!
You love this segment, don't you?
Yes, we do!
Please explain what Shuffle Two Shot is!
Shuffle Two Shot is a segment in which two people who have been randomly chosen as Shuffle members will do a studio tour of Two Shot!
Up until now, we've created countless miracles in this segment, but we're really looking forward to it!
We're also looking forward to seeing new chemical reactions that we haven't seen before!
The combination of Shuffle Two Shot will be decided here and now!
There will be no pre-decision!
There are still members who haven't been decided yet, right?
Yes, there are a lot of them.
I'm really curious about who will team up with Koizumi-san.
She's the eye of the typhoon.
Koizumi-san, you're such a great talker.
No, I'm not.
I'm definitely not.
What?
I saw you talk.
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Um...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You're not an amateur old woman, are you?
An amateur old woman shouldn't be talking to you in a nearby shopping district.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
No, it's fine.
I'm sorry! I'm glad you said that.
The time limit for today is two minutes, so everyone, please talk as much as you like!
Yes, I'd like to start teaming up now!
Yes!
Yes! Please put up the beaters!
Yes! Koizumi-san really doesn't know what's going to pop up!
Yes! That's amazing!
Now, let's start with the first generation!
Yes! First of all...
The first generation is this person!
Oh!
No. 8, Fonchi!
Fonchi!
Oh, I'm happy!
Fonchi-san, who has been putting in a lot of effort to become an MC recently...
Yes! I'm happy!
Who will you talk with?
Your opponent is...
Oh! No. 14, Sakachi!
Sakachi!
Sakachi! Please come in.
Please come in.
What a wonderful combination!
Why?
These two are...
Oh, Sakai is older than you.
And we work in the same agency.
That's good. That means you'll have a good conversation.
That's right.
I'm looking forward to it.
Why? Stop it!
Recently, Ponchi has been saying he can talk.
Stop it!
Please get ready.
The rest of you, please watch over the audience with me.
Let's move.
It's a group photo.
It's everyone's favorite group photo.
What kind of talk will Ponchi talk about?
I'm sure... I'm sure it will be an interesting talk.
Now, let's move on.
Ponchi and Sakai, please do a shuffle two-shot.
Yes!
She said yes and fell for it.
What should we do? What should we do?
Should we talk to Senpai first?
I wonder what will happen?
Senpai!
Senpai, please! Senpai!
You know, we're in the same agency.
And you know, we're doing "My Dream Girl" first.
And there's one thing I'm not happy about.
What?!
No way!
You know, Sakacchi...
You're doing other jobs besides being an idol.
You know...
What?!
You're doing things like "Fashion Red Carpet".
I haven't done it yet!
That's why I'm not happy about it.
Because...
You know...
I'm not...
You know...
I speak Miyazaki dialect.
So everyone says I can speak it.
But you don't speak it at all.
Is it bad?
You know, we're in the same agency.
So I think we should talk about things like this.
You know, we want to work hard together.
So I think we should talk about things that are bad.
Why don't you speak it, Honchi?
I'm speaking it!
Personally, I think I speak it quite a lot.
But everyone says I don't speak it.
So when do you think you speak it?
Oh, she's good!
You know, like the way you wave your hands.
You know, I'm just reacting, I'm not spacing out.
I think that's a little progress.
Really? Really?
You know, you're always talking.
There's no reason for you to come here and talk.
Yeah, when we talk face to face...
Yeah, you're right.
Then I'd like to hear what you've been up to lately.
Um...
You know what's interesting about Ponchi lately?
It's not like this at home.
What is it?
Ponchi-san, you came all the way here, didn't you?
Yeah.
I'm sorry. I thought you'd be in the same agency.
Yeah, we're in the same agency, so...
I want to work hard together, so...
Yeah, yeah.
Can I use this opportunity now and say it?
I see. I don't think it's enough for you to talk like that.
Yeah.
I see.
Well, we've already talked about it here, right?
Yeah.
Ponchi-san, don't say anything behind my back later.
I won't say anything!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Yes!
Then please take these two.
Now, let's move on!
Yes!
What will be the next combination?
It was quite a scientific reaction, wasn't it?
Yeah.
Yes.
Now, let's move on.
Let's start with the first generation.
Yes!
The first generation is...
Wow!
Mimi-chan!
The next generation is...
Yes! And the next generation is...
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Kikun-san!
Oh, there is! There is this combination!
I have this combination, so I'll probably...
What's with that unusual attitude?
I know you have it, but...
I know, I know!
Then, I'll draw one more person from the second generation.
Let's draw a different person.
I'll draw a different person.
Would you like to draw a different person, Kikun- san?
You surprised me!
I thought you'd definitely come!
Then, one more person with Ruki-chan.
Yes, yes, one more person with Ruki-chan.
Oh!
One more person with Ruki-chan!
Here you go!
There it is!
Two idling idiots!
What?!
What is it?
Is it the same for you, Su-chan?
No, Su-chan is made of chameleon material.
Will these two be okay?
It looks like you have a lot of work to do.
Will you be able to speak proper Japanese?
I'm looking forward to it.
Yes! I'll do my best!
What about you, Su-chan?
Su-chan is cute and at ease.
What about you, Koizumi-san, Su-chan?
Ah, yes, I'm okay.
If you ask me if I'm okay or not, I'd say I'm okay.
Do you usually talk?
We do!
Wow!
Today, you said you might come with me.
Yes, I said I'd be happy if you came with me.
Oh, you did!
You're really close, aren't you?
We're really close.
It suits you.
It suits me?
But Koizumi-san's eyes aren't smiling at all.
They're smiling!
Are you okay?
I'm looking forward to it!
Since you're an older sister, Koizumi-san, please lead.
Yes!
We're looking forward to it!
Man, I'm looking forward to this combination!
Are you okay with it?
Eh?
Even if you two talk, it's the same!
There's no need for you two to talk!
Let's go!
Koizumi-san and Su-chan's shuffled shot, please!
Hello.
How are you?
I'm fine. How about you?
I'm fine too.
Right?
Me too.
I like you a lot.
Really?
I heard you're cute.
Me too.
Really?
Where?
Your face...
Your personality...
Personality?
Do you like personality?
Aren't you scared of it?
I'm a little scared of it.
Including that.
I like your personality and atmosphere.
Really?
You're relaxing.
It's good for you.
It's not only for you.
I think it's good for you.
But I don't have such virtue.
But if you keep quiet, it's embarrassing.
Keep quiet?
People say it's hard even if I keep quiet.
It's okay.
Do you want to be a healing person?
I want to be a healing person.
I want to be called a "gansu healing person."
There are many people like you.
When I see you, my heart is healed.
I want you to be kind to me.
People call me "button" or "rose" or "thorn flower."
People call me "mary" or "mary neighbor."
People call me "chulip" or "garbella."
Are you "chulip"?
I'm "nanohana."
I don't like "nanohana."
Do you like "nanohana"?
I'm "tampopo."
At first, people thought I was "honwaka."
That's why people called me "tampopo."
But people call me "rose."
I'm "tampopo."
You're "tampopo."
It was a wonderful talk.
I'm glad.
Thank you.
Let's decide the next pair.
I'm nervous just now.
The first pair is...
Rock is "tampopo."
And the second pair is...
Oh, Kikuchi-san!
Thank you, thank you!
Kikuchi-san, you look relieved.
I was really surprised earlier!
Why?!
I didn't think I'd do it with someone I've played with before!
I see.
Tonoka-san, please.
Yes!
An interesting champion.
Stop it!
I won't do it!
Please!
Now!
Are you two ready?
Let's go!
Tonoka-san and Kikuchi-san, please do a shuffle two-shot!
Okay, okay.
What should we do?
Recently, I've been thinking about this.
I think it's rude of Amimi.
Huh? Why?
Because, like, today and this morning...
What? Wait, what?
Ton-chan, you're really hard to get involved with.
No, I'm not!
What I wanted you to say was...
Like, a sweet potato I guess?
Like, a baked sweet potato.
But you said "Amimi" without even 5 seconds of saying it
but you said "Amimi" without even 5 seconds of saying it
Isn't that just rude?!
No I haven't!
But you can't say it straightaway!
No, I meant it because I feel embarrassed
and I'm socializing with her.
Umeko is like really nice at our jakieś
She's really nice.
Yeah, she sure is.
So, yeah...
But there's one thing that's hard for me to get involved with.
When was it?
What was it? I forgot.
What was it?
What was I trying to say?
But it's really hard for me to get involved with her.
She's cute and all, but...
I'm sorry for not being able to reach you.
I'm sorry!
Not being able to reach you.
Where is it? Where is it hard for you to get involved with her?
Is it like, "If I talk to you, I'll look boring too, right?"
No, no, it's not like that.
When we were recording songs, she'd say, "Ton- chan," and I'd say, "Kongari," right?
She'd say, "Kongari," and I'd say, "Kongari," right?
I'd say, "Ton-chan, you're burned up, right?" and Michelle would say, "I'm not burned up!"
She was so mad!
I'd say, "You're burned up, right?" and if she's mad, it's really hard for me to see her face.
No, I'm not mad! I'm just pretending to be mad.
What?!
Oh no! "Ton-chan," the press will cut it out for sure!
What should we do?! "Ton-chan"!
Oh no!
You guys don't have to calculate that much!
I know! Like, "I'm not blown up!"
Or, "It won't be aired on the newspaper!"
That was a great combination!
But we're just good friends, right? We talk normally.
I'm really glad you didn't get blown up.
It's hard for me to get involved with people in second place!
Say their names!
Okay, so...
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Okay, please go back to your seats!
Oh, I'm sorry, we still have more.
Okay, one last group!
Okay, thank you, you two!
Okay, let's hear it one more time!
Okay, we know what it is.
Okay!
The first group is...
Okay! Oh, Takeguchi-san!
Why are you so happy?!
Okay!
Michelle-san!
Oh, but actually, you two both speak Kansai dialect, right?
That's right!
I've never seen you two speak Kansai dialect, but I'm looking forward to it!
Okay, please stand by!
Please stand by!
Okay, are we ready? Let's go!
Takeguchi-san and Michelle-san, shuffle two shots, please!
Yaaay!
You're nervous, aren't you, shuffle, two shot?
I'm nervous.
I've never been called like that before.
Because I'm not good at talking.
I don't remember it either.
Really?
What?
Michelle, you're cheating, aren't you?
What? Why?
You're speaking Kansai dialect over Katakoto.
But I don't think I've been on a lot of shows.
No, you've been on shows like "Recent Corner" and "MC's Corner" with Honchin.
You're often on shows when you're angry.
You were often on "Live Volcano" when you were angry.
I thought Honchin was good.
Because he's a character that combines Honchin and Mira.
I like it.
You can do anything, so it's good, right?
Yeah, well...
Thank you.
I think Michelle is a mystery.
What do you usually do?
What am I doing?
Um...
I think Michelle is a mystery.
I think she's just sleeping.
Really?
I don't do much.
You always have expensive clothes.
Like a celebrity.
Where do you come from?
But my mom and my policy is...
I buy a lot of good things.
I don't buy a lot of cheap things.
I buy one good thing and live a long life.
Wow!
It's like...
Where did you always buy it from?
It's like...
You wear sunglasses like insects.
Like... "Hello!"
Like that?
Yeah.
I like it.
It's sexy.
Really?
Yeah.
Honestly, what do you think of me?
Usually.
Um...
Yeah.
I like you.
Time's up!
I know! I know!
Alright!
You like me, right?
Because...
When I stayed the other day...
Oh, on Saturday?
I was invited to both second and first graders' rooms.
Right?
I'm super popular.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know.
It's like I'm dancing weird.
I see.
Thank you, Takiguchi-san.
Sorry for making you wait.
Alright!
Thank you, everyone!
[Applause]
Alright!
Well...
There's still some time left.
If you want to do it...
If you want to challenge again...
If you want to get it back...
If you couldn't speak well...
If you couldn't speak well and you want me to do it...
Oh! Honji-san!
Are you going?
Honji-san! Honji-san!
I want to do it!
Honji-san! Honji-san! Please come forward!
Honji-san! Come forward!
Alright!
One more person!
One more person...
Who is it?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Huh?
There's something over there.
Huh?
Sawada-san?
Huh?
Sawada-san?
Sawada-san's back...
What is this?
Ah!
Director Mori!
Sawada-san!
Sawada-san! Please come forward!
Sawada-san!
Where is it?
Ah! It came down from above!
Alright!
Honji! Honji is still there!
Honji is still there!
Wait for me, Director Mori!
Director Mori! Please come forward!
Alright!
Again...
This is quite a combination, too!
It's amazing!
Today, isn't it a chance for us to appeal more and more here?
To Director Mori...
If it wasn't for Director Mori's appeal, we'd be the most idol-loving and famous ones here.
Because we're an idol-thousand.
We're an idol-thousand.
As an idol-thousand, it's a wonderful place to be an idol.
Alright! Let's announce Director Mori's daily schedule!
October 3rd, we'll broadcast it here, so please watch it!
Alright! Let's go! Director Mori, please!
Alright! Since we don't have much time left, we'd like to end with this talk channel talk!
Fonchi-san and Director Mori, please give us a shuffle shot!
Mori san, I want to sell myself as an idol.
What do you need for that?
Mori san, you like idols and you're famous.
You've seen many idols.
What do you think you need?
Please tell me.
I'm afraid you'll remember that time.
Goodbye.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'll say it again.
It's still going on.
Who were you with earlier?
I was with... who was it?
It's Sakachi!
Like I said, you should say it.
You know...
You're like a panda.
What is it?
Like an animal report.
That's why you're an alien.
But you can't be called a red carpet like this.
That's true.
I don't have anything.
She doesn't have anything.
I'm good at singing, dancing and talking.
But I can't speak Vietnamese very well.
What was it?
The segment where you discuss cosplay.
Are you the host?
I want it.
And I wanted to say something. Your voice.
My voice?
You're forcing yourself to look for it.
My voice? Why is it my voice?
Why is it your voice?
It's comfortable.
Yes, yes, yes.
No way.
It's a good voice.
I wanted a cool voice.
Like Lumine.
I want to be the voice of C.Fonchi.
Are you the original Iyasuke's wife?
I'm not the original.
There are a lot of originals.
A lot of them.
My voice?
Can you make use of it?
Can you sing?
Sing?
There are a lot of members who can sing well.
Yes, there are.
So it's a little hard for me to sing.
But I heard that singers have good voices when they practice.
That's right.
What do you think we should do to become popular?
To become popular...
I think we should do things that only we can do.
Things that are not idol-like?
Including that.
Idol...
I see.
But compared to other idol groups, what do you think about idoling?
Is there anything you lack?
Dangerousness.
Dangerousness?
That's right.
What is that?
It's a scene you see a lot at a party.
What should I do from now on?
Taneko-san is consulting with the staff.
Is it a bar or something like that?
That's great.
Monchi-san, you were talking more than usual.
The last 30 seconds were amazing.
Monchi-san, you became a talker.
I didn't think Mori-san would come out.
I didn't think Mori-san would talk with Ponchi-i either.
Thank you very much, Mori-san.
Thank you very much.
This time we had various combinations.
Everyone, how was it today?
Koizumi-san, how was it?
It was fun with Tsuyu-chan.
It was fun.
She's cute.
It might not be possible for you to do the original healing type.
I'll do my best to become the healing type.
Let's do the second healing type.
Mishink-san, you haven't woken up yet?
No, I love Mira.
"I love Mira" means...
It's a different answer from usual.
It's like you're talking about something else.
We don't know when we'll see you again.
Everyone, please get along with each other.
That's all for today. Shuffles, goodbye!
Goodbye!
I won't lose!
♪ Don't lose sight of me, no matter how headstrong the wind may be, look! ♪
♪ Because I'm on your side ♪