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I'm going to do my best, everyone!
Thank you for your cooperation!
Well, first of all, when I sing the opening song,
I'd like to ask you for your cooperation for the second verse and for the third verse.
Oh, idling! It's starting!
(idling)
Even if it doesn't work out, even if it doesn't work out,
that's the way you live.
We're burning up, and we're living a good life.
It's proof that we can see the world a little.
If we treat fresh fruits and vegetables like that,
we'll have a good life from now on.
I'm going to be an idol!
Koizumi-san's meeting... Actually, there's a producer there too, right?
That's right!
He didn't happen to be there today, right?
Yes!
Let's get started with "Idol on a Machine" and I'm your host, Masato!
Thank you for having me, I'm your host and dancer, Saito Maiko!
Now, this program is for girls who are growing up as idols and who are currently advancing in their careers...
...to become one of them, and this is a program that aims to make that happen!
Now, let me introduce you! It's "Idol on a Machine"!
Idol on a Machine
Now...
And of course, "Idol on a Machine" airs on October 16th, but...!
What?!
Actually, I have some news about "Idol on a Machine".
Actually...
"Idol on a Machine"...
What?!
From the next episode...
...the number of stations that air it will increase!
I hope everyone in the region will watch it too!
In other words, it's a network expansion!
It's amazing!
It's amazing, everyone!
Until now, if you joined CS, you could watch it anywhere in the country,
but unfortunately, only people in the capital and areas where Coach 33 TV is shown could watch it on the ground.
But! From October, you can watch it in various areas!
Everyone, please watch it!
And now, let's introduce everyone in the warm local government who say, "I'm going to broadcast my favorite idol's diary!"
Yes, Masuno-san, please introduce everyone!
First of all, Coach 33 TV and CS TV are broadcasting right now.
Yes! Furthermore...
In the northeast...
Sakuranbo TV-san!
It's Yamagata's Sakuranbo TV-san!
Kikuchi-san, it's Yamagata!
Yamagata is here! Yamagata-sama is here!
It's decided!
Yes! Yamagata people, one, two...
Please watch it!
Yes!
I barely said it!
Now, let's move on!
I'm going to say "good" from now on!
And...
Here!
TV Shizuoka!
Hello, everyone!
Finally, you came from your hometown!
It's my hometown, isn't it?
I want to do my best! Mom!
Mom!
Yes!
Now, let me say it!
Shizuoka people, idol's diary...
One, two...
Please watch it!
Yes!
Wonderful!
It's decided!
There's more!
Next, in the northeast...
Here!
Fukui TV-san!
Everyone in Fukui, one, two...
Please watch it!
Yes!
Next...
Right, Ato-san?
Yes!
You know it, right?
I want you to say it!
Will you say it?
Let's say it!
This one!
Ato-san!
I want you to say it!
A lot of recognition!
Yes!
When I go back to my hometown, it spreads all over!
It spreads all over!
It's a little overwhelming!
It's a big city!
Right!
Then, Ato-san?
Yes!
7 million people are watching!
That's amazing!
Yes!
Then, Ato-san, please say it!
Yes!
Everyone in Tokai region!
Please!
Watch it!
Yes!
Next...
There's more!
Moreover...
For example...
This one!
TV-shin Hiroshima!
TV-shin-san!
TV-shin!
Yes!
TV-shin's hometown!
Yes, yes!
Hometown...
Hometown is Kanagawa!
Huh?
Kanagawa!
Yes!
Everyone in Hiroshima!
IDOLiNG Diary, one, two...
One, two...
Please watch it!
And furthermore...
Kyushu.
Thank you very much.
Here!
TV West Japan!
Speaking of TV West Japan, isn't the big TV station in Fukuoka, Masumo-san's hometown?
That's right! It's this TLC!
It's my hometown! My hometown!
TV West Japan viewers, hello!
It's bakarizumu!
This bakarizumu is in "Idol Diary"!
One, two...
We love you!
Now!
That's not all!
Really?!
Sakai-san?
There's one more South!
Yes!
Where do you think it is?!
TV West!
That's right! TV West!
Let's watch it!
Yes, that's good.
Everyone in Nagasaki! One, two...
Let's watch it!
Yes, wonderful!
It increased, didn't it?
However, just because it increased this much doesn't mean that you can watch it all over the country.
Let's do our best!
That's right!
By the way, Masumo-san, from the broadcasting network which starts broadcasting soon,
since the broadcast is about to start,
there are a lot of enthusiastic fans who want you, idols, to come!
Already! Wonderful! That's fast!
And, since it has already been decided,
on October 4th, at TV Shizuoka's event...
You will be there!
Eh, we're going already, aren't we?
Yes!
Can I go? Can I go?
Eh, me too, me too! We're idols, but...
By all means, get in front of us and...
Get in front of us and...
Yes, get in front of us and...
We want to go to a lot of places, don't we?
I'm looking forward to it!
By the way, idols' popularity can be broadcasted!
It can be broadcasted, right?
We're still recruiting fans with deep feelings!
We're looking forward to it!
We're looking forward to your support!
Yes!
Now, we're going to expand our network!
Let's have some fun today too!
Idols' popularity can be broadcasted from October 4th!
Now, first of all, let's zoom in towards Yamagata!
Everyone watching "Sakuramo TV"!
From October 4th, let's support "Shinya" on Saturdays!
Next, Shizuoka's "Umeko"!
Everyone watching TV Shizuoka!
Please watch "Shinya"!
Now, Fukui's "Kin-chan"!
Everyone watching Fukui TV! "IDOLing Diary" will start on Thursday night from October!
Now, everyone in Nagoya!
Everyone watching Rokkai TV! "IDOLing Diary" will start from October, so please watch it!
Next, Asahi of Hiroshima!
Everyone watching TVC Hiroshima! "IDOLing Diary" will start from October, so please watch it!
Next, Coach Michael!
Everyone watching Coach San San TV! "IDOLing Diary" will start on Saturday midnight!
Next, Sakachi of Fukuoka!
Everyone watching "TV Nishi Nihon"!
Please watch it on Thursday midnight!
Now, Amemi of Nagasaki!
Everyone watching TV Nagasaki! Let's meet on Thursday midnight!
Everyone! "IDOLing Diary"! Please watch it!
First-generation VJ, new generation "Nazanozu" band!
Everyone, in order to become a first-class idol, you need a first-class brain!
First-generation VJs, new generation "Nazanozu" band, round 2!
Yes!
This match is also "Nazanozu" for elementary and junior high school students.
For the "Nazanozu" you mentioned, answer one question in order and the team with the most correct answers wins!
The time limit for each person is 15 seconds!
You can answer as many times as you like in 15 seconds!
For the first-class VJs, "Nazanozu" punishment game is waiting for you!
Everyone, do your best!
"Nazanozu" punishment game!
First-generation VJs lost, didn't they?
It was terrible!
It was terrible, wasn't it?
Because of that, I lost!
By the way, this time too "Nazanozu" is elementary and junior high school students.
It might be a little difficult for you, but do your best!
"Nazanozu", everyone, are you okay today?
Is it your first time today?
Yes.
Ah, that's right.
First-generation VJs...
First-generation VJs were strong, but what about second-generation VJs, Kawamura-san?
This time, I'm here for revenge!
You're here for revenge, but...
I want to do my best as a senior and junior VJs!
You're a delicate senior and junior VJs.
How about you, Honji-san?
Today, I'll be leading this team.
I see!
MC Honji is leading!
Understood!
Okay, I'll look forward to it, so do your best!
Okay!
I'll ask you in order from the front, so please decide the order among yourselves!
Okay!
Last time, we did it with other members, but...
First-generation VJs were strong, especially Yokoyama- san and Kyoka-san.
Until Yurika-chan goes, we have to answer.
I see. Don't turn it around.
Kojima-san, please do your best!
Let's start the mystery-mystery!
We'll start with first-generation VJs.
Kojima-san, are you ready?
Let's go!
Mystery-mystery! Fight!
Question!
What animal is good at fixing teeth?
Fixing teeth?
Aligman?
Yes, Koizumi-san!
Ah, no!
We've done this a few times in rehearsal.
Okay, I'll say it again.
It's a loser, isn't it?
No, it's not!
It's a beetle inside of a loser.
A beetle inside of a loser.
Yes, Kawamura-san!
Asuka...
Shuka...
Fufu!
Correct!
That's amazing!
What did you say?
Shuka, shuka, shuka!
Shuka!
I see. Shuka, shuka, right?
I'm smart, you know!
I was surprised myself.
You didn't know, right?
But you got the correct answer, right?
Okay, so first-generation VJs get a point!
Okay!
Let's continue!
Question number two!
Mystery-mystery! Fight!
Question!
What is the bird right next to fire?
Yes, Toizumi-san!
The bird right next to fire...
Oh, it's Kawamura-san! Sorry, it's Kawamura-san!
A chick!
That's amazing!
What is it?
It's something we can do!
Koizumi-san, maybe we should change the order?
Yeah, should we change the order?
That's amazing!
What is it?
Is Yokoyama-san and Kawamana-san's agency receiving that kind of education?
It's a mysterious and strong system, this agency.
Is the order okay?
Yes!
Okay, we'll start with Michael.
Let's start with the third question, "Mysterious and strong"!
Fight!
Question!
What is the creature that always winks?
Huh?
Katatsumuri?
Correct!
That's amazing!
It's because you're closing your shoulders.
Thank you!
Okay, 1 point for first place!
That's amazing!
Today was a good battle, wasn't it?
It was good!
Okay, let's move on to the fourth question.
The fourth one is from Kawamana-san.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
Let's move on, "Mysterious and strong"!
Fight!
Question!
What is it that is useless when seen and useful when hidden?
Okay, Kawamana-san.
Me, me, me!
Wait, wait!
Frying pan!
Salmon!
Chips!
Dumplings!
Elephants!
Okay, Michael!
What is it that is useless when seen and useful when hidden?
The back of a flyer!
I see!
What is it?
An eye mask!
Okay, Sakai-san!
A black hairpin!
What?
A rubber band you tie inside!
Heels! Heels!
Shoes! Shoes! A shoe polish?
Alright, Yokoyama-san! Here's the riddle.
Bones?
What does it mean?
Underneath the roof.
What?
This seems difficult.
What is it? A fertilizer?
I don't know!
Alright, Kikuchi-san!
A fat-filled glycerin bottle.
AD-san?
I don't know! What is it?
AD-san doesn't stand up for herself when she's watching.
She's crazy.
Alright, Monchi-san!
What is it?
A manager?
A manager doesn't stand up for herself?
Manager-san! She's crazy!
Um... A producer?
AD-san! AD-san!
She doesn't stand up for herself when she's watching!
Alright, Kiseri-san!
Oh, me? Um... Glasses! Contact lenses!
Um... People!
Um... Insects! Flowers!
Sun! Moon! Um... Earth!
Um... Leaves!
Alright, Koizumi-san! Answer quickly!
Pants?
What is it?
She's wearing it even when she's watching!
What is it? A grown-up's string?
She's wearing it even when she's watching!
Sockies! Sockies! Sockies!
Alright, time's up!
No one got it right!
Alright, please tell us the correct answer!
The correct answer is... Underwear!
I see!
Because you're wearing it underneath!
You can't see it!
Only after you put it underneath can you use it!
But even if you don't put it underneath you can still see it and you can still use it!
Today we're going to do one new thing for Koizumi- chan and that is...
Helicopter shoes!
Got it!
Okay, so this time we won't give you points for this question!
But elementary school is a low school year, right?
Is the order okay?
Should we change it?
Let's change it!
Let's change it! What should we do?
Let's go and look for it!
Michelle showed a lot of difficulty in changing it!
Let's change both of them!
Okay!
Is that okay?
Okay, let's continue with the next question!
Nazo Nazo Bai!
Question!
What food do you usually eat in the summer?
Yokoyama-san, right?
Okay, Yokoyama-san!
Natsumi-kan (summer mandarin)
What?
It's a mystery, this (nazo nazo desu kara ne, kore)
In the summer... (nazo nazo desu kara ne, kore)
We don't need reality! (riaritii wa iranaisu!)
Somen! (soumen!)
Hmm... Hiyashi Chuka! (hiyashi chuka!)
I got it, Sakai-san, I got it!
Now, Sakai-san!
Surumeikan! (sumemeikan!)
Why? Why? Why?
Surumeikan! Surumeikan! Surumeikan!
Somen! Somen! (soumen!)
Suikan! Suikan! (suikan! suikan!)
Mikan! (mikan!)
Kabochan! (kabochan!)
Surumeikan! (sumemeikan!)
Now, Ponchi-san!
That's it! That's it!
Iyokan! (iyokan!)
There was something!
Hmm... What was it?
Mikan! (mikan!)
Hmm...
Hiyashi Chuka! (hiyashi chuka!)
Hanpen! (hanpen!)
I don't know!
Have you ever been recommended?
Now, Sekiguchi-san!
Um... Ageyoyokan! (ageyoyokan!)
Hmm... I see...
Um... Iru! (iru!)
Iru! (iru!)
Irukan? (irukan?)
What is it?
It's a mystery, you know!
Dango! Dango! (dango!)
For now, you know...
There's a word on it!
Now, Kojimi-san!
Huh? Susumu desu... (susumu desu...)
Gohan ga susumu kun?
What?!
This is just Gohan being recommended!
Susumu... Susumu desu... (susumu desu...)
It's not related to the season!
Susumu desu... (susumu desu...)
Now, Michonne-san!
Um... Kakigori! (kakigori!)
Um... Nacchan's orange juice!
Um... Um...
Cream soda!
Um... Chips!
Hamburg!
Um... Cheeseburger!
Um... Susumu! (susumu!)
Ramen!
Cup ramen!
Now, Mika!
Now, Michael!
I don't know!
Donuts!
D-donuts!
Wow!
I'm glad you thought of that!
That's great!
D-donuts!
Michonne-san is punching really hard!
That's great!
It was all empty though!
That's great!
Yes, and with that...
We'll give students one point!
Yes!
We'll give students one point!
Now!
The next...
Will be the last question!
Yes!
It's a tie now, so it's two points against two points!
Let's do our best!
If you lose now, it's a penalty game!
Are you ready?
Um...
Okay, next up is...
Are you done?
Okay, next up is starting from second place!
Are you ready, Ms. Kayano?
Here we go! "Nazo Nazo" Fight!
Question!
How many people live in an apartment?
Okay, Ms. Kamura!
Apartment?
Apartment!
Apartment! Five people!
Three people!
Ten people!
One hundred people!
Correct!
(Everyone is cheering)
What's wrong?
I thought I'd win if I said it!
I got it!
Then...
Since we're here, let's do "Naki no" one more time!
(Everyone is cheering)
That was...
If you said it one by one...
Ms. Kamura obviously didn't know!
Okay...
Then...
This is really the last one!
Are you ready?
Okay!
Then...
Let's start with first place!
Okay!
Here we go! "Nazo Nazo" Fight!
Question!
If you drop a car while driving...
Even if you drop a car while driving, what is it that no one can pick up?
Sakai-san, you know what it is, right?
Now, Yokoyama-san! Yokoyama-san!
Even if you drop a car while driving, what is it that no one can pick up?
This is bad!
Huh? Sakai-san, you know what it is, right?
Sigh!
Cigarette smoke!
What?! I don't know!
This is bad! Juice is getting closer!
No! No! No!
Next is Koizumi-san!
Sakai-san, you know what it is, right?
I don't know!
Now, Kawamura-san!
Dri...dropper!
Car! Car! Car! Car!
A thing a car can drop down!
Wheel! Wheel!
Who?!
Kamura-san's temper is also bad!
Frying pan!
Natto!
Dried plums!
Now, Koizumi-san!
A car travelling!
A people?!
A...as expected, pu...pants!
Somebody, watch!
Monster!
Time up!
Sakai-san, please answer!
Speed!
Yeah!
So, Nixei wins!
Yeah!
First-generation, are you satisfied?
Now, first-generation losers will drink this mysterious drink!
First-generation losers will drink this mysterious drink!
We will show this recipe to the audience and viewers!
Yes, the recipe is...
The recipe is like this!
Will you clap your hands and be happy?
Are you satisfied?
Now, everyone!
Please hold your glasses in your hands!
First-generation losers!
Now, are you satisfied?
We wish you success in your future idol career!
Cheers!
Thank you!
What is this?
What is it?
Okay, Honji-san and Okayama-san, try it.
It tastes like school lunches!
Even though it's this bad, we don't know if it's good for you or not.
Michael, how was it?
It tastes like medicinal herbs.
But it's not as good for you as medicinal herbs.
What is this?
Right?
Okay.
Make sure you eat a lot of it.
Okay, let's go to the announcement.
Tonight at 7pm on Fuji TV, we will broadcast Game Center CX Season 1 for three days straight.
Don't miss it!
Okay, I have to drink it properly.
Say "guuuun"
Say "guuun"
Yokoyama-san, you're not drinking at all!
Yokoyama-san!
She drank it! She drank it!
Honji, you're great!
Koizumi-san is drinking it! Koizumi-san is drinking it!
Koizumi-san!
Go for it! Go for it!
Say "guuun" Say "guuun" Say "guuun"
Wow, this smells bad.
Yokoyama-san, say "guuun" say "guuun" say "guuun"
Lastly, say it! Lastly, say it!
Lastly, say "guuun" and drink it up!
Drink it up!
How is it?
This is bad!
Who made it?
It's A.B. March!
Goodbye!
It's bad.
The recipe stinks, doesn't it?
It stinks!
The recipe is...
Honchi, your breath stinks!
It's not important!
By the way, what should we do about this?
I think we should introduce the recipe.
Should we introduce it?
What should we do? Rumi-chan is drinking it. Is it okay?
Ah, Koizumi-san!
Koizumi-san, do you want to see the recipe after you drink it?
Hmm... it's like someone's butt...
Eww!
It tastes like a toilet!
Don't talk!
Don't talk anymore!
What is she doing?
It's sour!
Have you ever drunk something like that?
It smells like a toilet and butt.
A toilet and butt are two different things!
Yokoyama-san said it's sour, but I'm sure there's something else in it.
It's bitter, but I don't know what's in it.
The answer is...
This!
Blue juice and goya juice...
Cover pack and moromisu.
This is it!
Moromisu!
Ah, but it's good for you!
It's good, isn't it?
I think this is the most...
It was pretty tough last time, too.
There's blue juice in it, too.
It's not snake juice.
Herb attack!
Herb, herb...
Herb, herb, herb...
It's full of nutrients!
It might be good for you!
Koizumi-san, have you finished drinking it?
Ah, you can eat it after you've seen the recipe!
It's good for you!
Okay, then...
Please drink it.
It tastes like...
Koizumi-san...
Your butt...
Come here!
It's over!
Okay, then...
First generation vs. Second generation "Mysterious Fighters"!
Goodbye!
That was "Mysterious Fighters"!
Goodbye!
Thank you for drinking it!
No, I'll never drink it!
It really stinks!
Then I'll eat it tomorrow.
You ate curry today and had camera news all day, didn't you?
What are you laughing at?