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I saw your blog recently. You're advertising our company, aren't you?
I don't care. I like people who come to my blog.
What are you saying? It's personal information!
Please advertise it for me.
But...
You have to give me commission, don't you?
Why don't you give me 10,000 yen?
I don't care if you give me promotion fee.
Please don't do that.
Why?
You have to give me commission.
You have to give me face-to-face promotion.
Idling starts now!
I want to love you so much, just remembering it makes my heart loosen
Treating me kindly isn't enough anymore, it's fun like I'm doing that girl
Ah, if I jump into the city, I can make a fuss with my usual friends
I'm starting to change, I'm sure no one knows
I met the one and only you in the world
Until the day we can call it fate, not coincidence
I want to go no matter what
I hold myself close to the thought of rowing
Do not lose
Hapiguchi and Sue-chan have been fighting over and over again, so the tempo is getting better and better.
It's getting better, isn't it?
Thank you for your cooperation.
This program is for idols who are growing up in a new environment to become one of the first girls in idol groups.
Yes, and this is Idol Invention.
The next broadcast will be on October 16th.
Let me introduce you to Idol Invention!
First of all, today's theme is "movies you want to recommend in the fall night".
First of all, Takeguchi-san!
Yes! I'm Takiguchi Mira, an idol singer.
Movies I want to recommend in the fall night are "Twenty-year-old Boy".
I'm Rurika, an idol singer.
Movies I want to recommend in the fall night are "Books I Read To You".
I'm Ponchi, an idol singer.
Movies I want to recommend are "Titanic".
I'm Rurika, an idol singer.
Movies I want to recommend in the fall night are "At Night In The Storm".
I'm Suzuka, an idol singer.
Movies I want to recommend in the fall night are "Cutie Blonde".
I'm Nagemoto, an idol singer.
Movies I want to recommend in the fall night are "Detroit Metal City" although I haven't seen it yet.
I'm Hitomi Sakai, an idol singer.
Movies I want to recommend in the fall night are "Jackie Chan's Water Gun".
I'm Hitomi Miyake, an idol singer.
Movies I want to recommend in the fall night are "Devil Wears Prada".
I'm Miki Mishiru, an idol singer.
Movies I want to recommend in the fall night are "Edward Scissorhands".
Let's go to "Devil Wears Prada"!
Quiz Boom is back!
It's been a while, but the TV show quiz boom is still going on!
It's about time, isn't it?
It's not over yet, is it?!
I think you should stop now...
You idiot!
With that said...
From now on, the quiz boom will have idling on it, and idling members will do quizzes that idling members can't do!
Who will give us which quiz today?!
Let's call the quiz station right away!
The first one is No. 14, Hitomi Sakai!
Yes, Sakai-chan! Please!
Good luck!
Sakachi!
Please!
How was my idling performance just now?
Well...
It's not Miyazaki...
It's true! It's true!
Now, Sakai-chan, please give us the title song!
Yes! Let's compare the quiz with Sakachi's Miyazaki dialect!
Now, it's the second time.
Yes.
Was there anything reactionary in the last quiz?
My mother said something like, "You should say something like that in Miyazaki dialect in Tokyo."
What did she say?
She said, "Should I say something like that in Miyazaki dialect?"
Yes, she said, "You should say something like that in Miyazaki dialect only."
I see.
Miyazaki dialect.
Please explain it again.
Yes, in this quiz, the born and raised people will compare Miyazaki dialects with Miyazaki dialects of people in Miyazaki Prefecture, Sakai-san.
And the answerers will have to answer what that means in standard Japanese.
Yes!
As you all know from last time...
Yes!
...today, these three people from Kyushu will...
Yes!
First of all, I'd like to ask Sakai-san for one- point Miyazaki dialect lesson.
Yes!
First of all, please take a look at this.
Suki desu.
Yes!
"Suki desu" in Miyazaki dialect means "I like you."
What should you say in Miyazaki dialect?
Alright, then, Sakai-san!
Yes!
With all your emotions...
What is this?
Seriously!
Don't laugh!
From that camera's point of view, please say it with a lot of reality!
What is this?!
Please!
Yes!
I understand.
Eh, can I...
Please say it!
Yes!
I understand.
Sono-san, by the way, what do you say in Miyazaki dialect?
Sono-san!
Alright, I'll say it.
Suki-chan!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Well then, let's start with the quiz! - Yes!
- Let's start from here! - Yes!
- Here is what Sakai-san is going to compare in Miyazaki dialect! - Yes!
- "Takiguchi-san"! - Cute!
- From now on, Sakai-san will compare "takiguchi - san" in Miyazaki dialect! - Yes!
- Everyone, please look at the Miyazaki dialect and think about what it means in standard Japanese! - Yes!
- Well then, let's get started! - Let's think about "takiguchi-san" together!
- Please think about it! - Please do!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Well then, Sakai-san, please compare "takiguchi - san" in Miyazaki dialect! - Yes!
- What kind of image do you have of it? - This is...
...the wild side of it!
- What do you mean? - Yes...
...the long-armed "takiguchi" side of it!
- There's nothing like it! - There's nothing like it?
- Yes, it's "takiguchi"! - This is...
...the long-armed "takiguchi" side of it!
- Yes! - What do you mean?!
- Yes, that's what I think! - Yes!
- That's how it is! - I see!
- You're thinking quite late for that!
- Well, it's unexpected, but... - Yes!
- Well then, could you write this down in Miyazaki dialect? - Yes!
- I'll do it! - Please do!
- I wonder what you'd say! - I wonder how it'd be!
- How about it?! - How about it?!
- Who knows? Something like "food" or "food"... - It might be something like "food"!
- Or like "food" or "food"... - It might be something like that!
- I see! - I see!
- Yes, understood! - It's very unexpected!
Then, what will happen if you compare a bug with a Miyazaki dialect?
Here it is!
shichikujii
What do you mean by "shichikujii", Takeru-san?
It's not like "shichikujii" but "shichikujii" is like "shichikujii"
I see! It's not "shichikujii" but "shichikujii"
Everyone, please write down in standard Japanese how you compared Takeru-san with Miyazaki dialect
What? What did you say?
In Hakata dialect, Takeru-san is called "gorilla"
By the way, Sawa-san, what about Nagano-san in Miyazaki dialect?
"seina" is "segarashii"
"segarashii", what does it mean?
urusai
segarashikaa
segarashii
segarashikaa
Isn't it just like that?
I see, you can use it in Fukuoka too
Everyone, did you get it?
Yes!
Time's up!
Let's look at the answer
The answer is...open!
kawairashii
"yamatemono", "darashinai", "nakimushi", "otonashii", "natto"...ah, "natto", right?
"yasashisa" and "kawaisa"
Takiguchi-san, what do you think is "kawairashii"?
I think he likes me
He talks to me
It's rare for you to talk
I think he's from Miyazaki mountains
I see
Yokoyama-san, what does "darashinai" mean?
It's like "shichimendokusei"
I see, "shichi" is "chichimendokusei"
shikuchi
Honchi-san, is it "namakemono"?
It's "namakemono"
No, it's "honchi"
I'm not "namakemono"
Michiru-san, Takiguchi-san, is it "otonashii"?
No, it's like "zuttobouto shiteru" at school...
Is it "otonashii" or "boketeru"?
boketeru
If it's both, it's "boketeru", right?
So, is there an answer? Sakai-san, please give us the answer!
Yes, the answer is...in standard language...
Amazing!
So, everyone got it wrong!
Sakai-san, Takiguchi-san, which part is "shichikoi"?
Takiguchi-san said she talks to me a lot, but in reality Miracchio is kind of persistent.
No!
It's not that Sakai-san is talking to me, it's that Takiguchi-san is talking to me on her own.
No!
We are poor 19-year-olds living alone, what should we do?
You put me in the same category on your own.
It's not like that.
What should we do?
I understand. Sakai-san, congratulations!
Thank you!
Now, let's have our next reporter.
Our next reporter is number 8, Ponchi-san!
Ponchi-san!
Ponchi-san! Please introduce yourself!
Yes!
Oh!
What?
I thought you were doing something else.
I didn't think Ponchi-san would be our reporter.
Right!
Are you okay, Ponchi-san?
Of course I'm okay.
You'll do it, right?
Yes.
Okay, then, title call.
Yes, I'll do it.
Quiz! Ponchi's ridiculous idoling!
That's cute!
It says "MC Ponchi".
Yes!
"MC Ponchi"!
Ponchi is the MC!
What?!
I didn't know!
Now, it's time for the quiz.
What kind of quiz is it?
Yes, "MC Ponchi's ridiculous idoling" is...
A quiz given by Ponchi-san, who was popular for his MC skills in "Summer Adventure Live".
He will be the main MC and give a quiz while discussing all kinds of issues and coming up with brilliant conclusions.
Wow!
A quiz with Ponchi!
Wow!
Are you sure you're okay?
Of course I'm okay!
Let's look forward to it!
Yes!
Okay, then...
Quiz! MC Ponchi's ridiculous idoling! VTR, start!
There is a serious problem surrounding us.
I would like to talk about how we should solve it right now.
Well, let's get started.
MC Ponchi's ridiculous idoling!
Once again, I'm the host, Ponchi.
Now, here's the topic I'd like to talk about this week.
Ta-dah! "What should young people do now?"
Certainly, I'm very curious about this.
Now, what kind of discussion will there be?
Today, I'd like to invite you two.
First of all, Inazuma Michelle Miki.
Nice to meet you.
And on the other hand, Akeno Teio Miyake.
Nice to meet you.
What do you think about this problem, Michiru and Miki?
I think it's about playing.
What do you mean?
It's something you can only do when you're young.
I think it's about playing.
Playing is important, but first of all, it's your ego.
Ego. Ego is the most important thing.
But do you need ego when you're young?
You do. You have to do it now.
Why do you think ego is important, Miyake-san?
If you don't do it now, when you're an old woman,
you'll lose your ego.
Miyake-san, do you care about the earth?
I care about it a lot.
Think about your future, Miki-san.
Michiru-san, don't you care about your future?
I do care about it.
That's why I think it's about playing.
You have to do everything you can do now.
You can play anytime you want.
But for example, if you break your leg bone tomorrow, you won't be able to run.
In other words, it's important.
That's right.
What do you think about it, Miyake-san?
If you just play, you won't be able to talk from now on.
You don't know what's going to happen in the future?
I don't know what's going to happen, so I have to do it now.
Miyake-san, what do you usually do?
Usually? I usually plant green plants in the garden.
Is it fun?
It's fun.
Inazuma Michelle wants to play when she is young, but she wants to play forever.
She wants to do things that she can only do when she is young.
She wants to play.
If you don't do eco, the earth will break.
You can only do eco when you are young.
That's not true.
What if you buy a bag at a convenience store?
Bag?
Not a bag, but for example, when you buy a small kit kat, what do you do with the bag?
You can use it in a garbage can.
You don't have to get a bag.
Do you always have a bag?
Do you have a bag?
No, I don't.
When you go to Lawson, you always have something.
You don't get a bag like that, you bring it with your hands.
But you get it.
I don't get it.
You don't get it.
Certainly, not getting a bag is also an eco.
You get it.
You get it, but you go down.
Is that so?
No, it's not.
You get it.
I say I get it, but how about that?
I don't get it recently.
I got it recently.
Wait, you two are getting too much.
I don't get it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Be quiet.
Are you pushing me too much? This is my job.
I think you eat too much chocolate.
I like chocolate.
I think you like it.
But I like chocolate.
Even if you like chocolate, you can't add more garbage.
That's why I recycle it.
You have to use the least amount of chocolate.
I always eat plums.
There's a lot of plums in one bag, so it's okay.
But you always eat...
Close your eyes.
Inazuma Michelle, what would you do if you were told not to eat chocolate?
I wouldn't do it.
What would you do?
I wouldn't eat chocolate.
What if you got fat?
I wouldn't eat it if I got fat.
I hear you eat a lot of chocolate.
I like it because I don't get fat.
You don't get fat.
How about you?
I've been getting fat recently, so I've been eating more chocolate.
What should you eat instead of chocolate?
Here's the question.
What would you eat instead of chocolate?
Here's the question.
You knew!
That's amazing!
Of course you knew!
Isn't it wonderful?
Of course!
A gift for Inojima Miseru and Akuno Tei.
How did you two discuss it?
You had quite a heated discussion.
We didn't get along at all.
I took it seriously.
Because you took it seriously?
That's right.
Was it actually like that?
No, it wasn't like that.
It wasn't like that?
Of course you know the answer.
We won't talk about it.
Everyone else, please write down your answer!
Here you go!
Hint, hint!
What?
Hint, hint!
Hint?
Hint!
Ponchi-san, can you give us a hint?
If it's only a little...
Then please give us a hint.
Hint...
Type or category?
Let's see...
Something familiar.
Something familiar...
Something familiar?
Yes.
Ponchi-san, when you open your mouth, it suddenly becomes silent again.
Ponchi-san, do you eat that a lot?
Ah, I love it.
Love it?
Yes, love it!
Now, what is it?
Yes, please write it down!
Please write it down!
Please write it down with your own strength!
Now, is it okay?
Now, what is it?
What is it?
Yes!
Time's up!
Now, let's see!
One, two, three...
Open!
Garbage!
Garbage?
I'm trying to reduce garbage.
That was short. Ponchi-san, do you like garbage?
No, I don't.
You're collecting it.
Yes, I'm collecting it.
Yatsura-san, you're famous for...
I saw it earlier in a music video. Ponchi was carrying it around.
I see. Yokoyama-san is also famous for it.
Yes, I'm famous for it.
Gum.
Gum. You can eat it forever.
You can eat it forever.
Forever.
You have to wear it someday.
It's not forever.
It's about an hour.
About an hour.
And Nagano-san.
Umeneri.
Rokeben... ro...
Rokekan?
I thought it was something different.
What's different?
I don't know.
It's not kan either.
Rokekan...
Rokekan.
It's something different.
You eat it in your free time.
You eat it.
There's some sort of mackerel in it.
Okay, is there an answer in this?
Ponchi-san, please do a VTR.
Okay, here's the answer.
What should I eat instead of chocolate?
Instead of chocolate, you can eat the vegetables on the field.
But it's delicious!
Vegetables are delicious! Corn and tomatoes are so sweet!
What? You don't like corn?
Instead of chocolate, it's so sweet.
There's no garbage and it's eco-friendly.
I don't like it.
From now on, I won't say "chocolate" but "corn".
I don't like it!
That's all for today's MC Pocchi's "Criticizing I-Drinks"!
You have an allergy to corn, don't you?
I'm so happy!
I haven't eaten vegetables at all!
You haven't eaten vegetables at all!
I love vegetables!
But this time, Honji-san was really loud!
When Honji-san is loud, she talks a lot, because she's in charge of it.
I hope you'll continue to do something like that in the future.
Yes, we'd like you to do it.
Honji-san, you're saying something completely different.
But Masuno-san, actually, this isn't the end of the controversy.
What?! There's more?!
There's more?!
There is! Maybe!
Maybe?!
You...
You... Don't mess with me!
Anyway, Honji-san, thank you very much!
Thank you!
That's all for today!
FANSAMA club!
Can I have this one?
We don't use this card.
FANSAMA club!
FANSAMA request!
Now, we have another item.
Samariku. Yazao-san's favorite samariku.
And today's theme is...
On a festival date... Eh?
On a festival date, when you eat hot takoyaki you bought...
Can you blow on it?
Alright, let's go!
Today's nice MC is Bonchi-san!
Alright, let's go!
Bonchi-san's "I'll blow you on it" when you eat hot takoyaki you bought at a festival date!
What's this?
"I'll blow you on it"!
Cute!
But...
I said "I'll blow you on it" but...
Today's the best!
Bonchi-san's been doing this for 400 years and today's the best!
Thank you!
MC and director...
You're an amazing star!
Alright, let's go!
The evil emperor, Miyake-san!
Miyake-san!
Ah, Miyake-san!
Alright, let's go!
Miyake-san's "I'll blow you on it" when you eat hot takoyaki you bought at a festival date!
"I'll blow you on it"!
Cute!
Ah, this is it!
This is it!
"I'll blow you on it" doesn't apply to anyone, right?
It's like...
Secretly!
I'll do it for you!
Thank you very much!
Alright!
Hey, Konchi-san's been into this today...
Yazawa-san, who's jealous...
I'm not jealous!
Eh, wait!
There's a part where you say "let me do the filming", right?
Alright, let's go!
The evil emperor, Miyake-san's "I'll blow you on it" when you eat hot takoyaki you bought at a festival date!
Which one do you want to eat? Which one do you want me to do?
In the middle!
I'll blow you on it!
Well, that's all for now!
Tonight at 11pm,
this is Onmyoji, Abe, Seimei, Oto, Aka, Aya, Ka, Shiki, Tan, Kan will start!
Please come and watch!
Okay, last one!
Oh, you're done?
Okay, last one!
Next, Sakai-san!
Sakai-san, this is the last one!
Are you ready, Sakai-san?
Let's go!
"I'll blow you on it" when you eat hot takoyaki you bought at a festival date!
I'll blow you on it!
I think it's good for a festival to have some reality!
Right?
Right!
Okay!
Lastly, Yazawa-san!
Yes!
Can I?!
Yes, you can!
Okay, let's go!
"I'll blow you on it" when you eat hot takoyaki you bought at a festival date!
I'll blow you on it!
Goodbye!
This is...
Shishiro-jo-san's impersonation.
It's about time you ate it.
It's nostalgic.
It's about time you ate it.
It's nostalgic.
Well, it's like this, but...
Next, Nagano-san!
Nagano-san, please!
Gan-san, it's been a while. How are you?
It's been a while.
Let's eat!
I'll blow you a kiss while you eat hot takoyaki!
Ah, it's hot?
Then I'll blow you a kiss!
She's shy.
She's cute.
She's cute, isn't she?
Everyone's saying she's cute.
She made everyone cry.
Everyone blamed her a lot.
But she's cute today.
Thank you!
Now, Okayama-san!
Please!
Ah, you can see me?
What's wrong?
Here I go!
I'll blow you a kiss while you eat hot takoyaki!
You're going to eat such a big takoyaki? I'll blow you a kiss!
One, two, three!
It broke!
When you did it from this side at first, you looked like that person, didn't you?
Ah, you found out?
You found out, didn't you?
Um, Okayama-san, you've been getting closer and closer to Kawamura-san lately.
I'm not getting closer! I'm not getting closer!
You're getting closer and closer.
It feels like you're getting closer and closer to a gay couple.
I'm not a gay couple!
Do you know that, Okayama-san?
Thank you!
Now, next!
Our Inazuman!
Recently, Inazuman has been trending more than Yazawa-shousai.
Is there a shousai someday?
Now, let's go!
I'll blow you a kiss while you eat hot takoyaki!
You're so cool!
I'm the eastern little whale, the western little whale, Su-chan.
Wait!
I'm the stupid double-carrier.
Now, let's go!
I'll blow you a kiss while you eat hot takoyaki!
Ah, it's hot?
Ah, I'll blow you a kiss.
Natural!
It's kind of light.
Su-chan, you're from Kyoto, right?
Yes, I'm from Kyoto.
What does Kyoto's takoyaki taste like?
It's a sauce, right?
A sauce?
Just a normal sauce, right?
Like ketchup and stuff like that.
You put ketchup on it?
That kind of...
You put ketchup on takoyaki?
Is it ketchup?
Okonomiyaki sauce.
There's okonomiyaki sauce, right?
That's ketchup, right?
Huh? What is it?
It's a sauce!
It's not ketchup, right?
It's okonomiyaki sauce, right?
You got it wrong, right?
Huh? What is it?
Is it a fight?
It's not ketchup, right?
That's why okonomiyaki and sausage don't go together.
You're persistent!
I got it!
Thank you, Su-chan.
Thank you!
Recently, because of Su-chan's appearance, we have to work harder.
We have a complete "no LG" talent.
Takeguchi-san!
Thank you!
Let's have Takeguchi-san drop it beautifully for the last time.
Su-chan, I'm going to watch you!
I'm going!
I can't stop!
I have to do it properly!
Let's go!
When you eat the hot takoyaki you bought for a festival date, you blow on it, right?
Hot...
Is it hot?
Should I blow on it for you?
Yes!
Wow!
She's amazing!
Anyway, she ate 2 of them.
Su-chan, what did you do?
She's like an old woman.
She's saying that you're like an old woman!
Do you think it's okay for me to say that?
No, no!
I was just getting off my waist.
Su-chan, you can just stand up.
I've been listening to you since a while ago!
You haven't lent me 40 yen yet!
Wait a minute! You're persistent!
This is the third time you've said it!
I said it, but you haven't lent me 190 yen!
You're persistent!
I'm sorry!
You're persistent!
20,000 yen worth of...
So, today's Grand Prix winner is Michelle!
What?!
Grand Prix!
Seriously?!
I'm so happy!
Hariri-san, I'm getting sick of this fight!
Next time, if you have the chance, please host again!
This has been Fansama Request!
Goodbye!