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Idol Class
You thought "Idol Class" would start, didn't you?
But since it's my one-shot chance,
I'll give you this opening for 33 minutes.
Excuse me! "Idol Class" will start!
Idol Class
It's not like I've been cherishing it all this time
just to set you and me free.
So even if you don't believe me,
you don't have to try me.
Remembering the courage of destiny,
I ran, clenching my hands in an unknown place.
I've been looking for
something like you.
I'll hold you tight
and walk with you.
I'll hold you tight
and walk with you.
I'll hold you tight
and walk with you.
If you laugh,
I'll smile for you.
I'll hold you tight and walk with you.
If you cry, I'll hold your tears
and walk near you.
I want you and the memories we shared.
I'll hold you tight and walk with you.
If you smile, I'll smile for you.
Wow, it's been about half a year since I've received a relaxer!
Yeah!
I'm glad you like it!
Thank you for having me!
I'm MC Masume, nice to meet you!
I'm TV announcer Saito Maiko, nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers to become one of us.
And "Ultimate Idol Diary" airs today at 2:40 p.m.!
Let me introduce you, it's "Idol Diary"!
(Idol Diary)
Let me introduce you, today's theme is "Favorite Souvenirs"!
First of all, Ms. Kato!
I'm idol number one, Ms. Kato Sayaka!
My favorite souvenir is "otabe" from Kyoto!
(otabe)
My favorite souvenir is "buttersand" from Rock Cafe!
(buttersand)
I'm idol number seven, Ms. Azureka!
My favorite souvenir is "uiro" from Yokusa!
(uiro)
I'm idol number nine, Ms. Yuko Emiri!
My favorite souvenir is "white lover"!
(shiroi koibito)
I'm idol number ten, Ms. Morita Suzuka!
My favorite souvenir is "g-score" from Okinawa!
(g-score)
I'm idol number thirteen, Ms. Nagano Serina!
My favorite souvenir is "yatsuhashi"!
(yatsuhashi)
I'm idol number fifteen, Ms. Asahi Nao!
My favorite souvenir is "unagi pie"!
(unagi pie)
I'm idol number sixteen, Choumi Kikuchi! My favorite souvenir is "chocolate chips" from ROYS! (chocopotatoes)
I'm idol number seventeen, Hitomi Kikuchi! My favorite souvenir is "white lover" with Ms. Rurika! (white lover)
What did you say?!
Various strange incidents take place behind the scenes of the show.
What is the reason for the girls' tears?
A well-known detective appears.
An increasing number of witnesses.
A suspect in white clothes.
A mysterious shadow lurking around.
Various human relationships intertwine.
Then! A new madonna appears!
Is the incident in a labyrinth?!
Only the fans of the show can see the thrilling behind- the-scenes of the show!
We are currently recruiting members!
First-year students VS Second-year students! Mysterious mystery fight!
Here we go. First-year students VS Second-year students!
In this summer's "Adventure in Music", we showed you various battles.
Today's battle is "Mysterious mystery"!
Yes! This battle is for elementary and junior high school students.
You will answer one question in order for the mystery you chose.
The team with more correct answers will win.
The time limit for one person is 15 seconds.
You can answer as many times as you like between 15 seconds and 15 seconds.
Yes, I'm ready.
And for the losing team, there will be a mysterious penalty game.
Good luck!
Yes! Are you ready?
Just don't bleed, okay?
Yes!
Okay!
We will call you in order from the front.
Please decide your order here.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Is this order okay?
Yes!
By the way, you can change this order in the middle.
Yes!
It's your specialty.
Yes!
Okay, are you ready?
Yes!
First, Ms. Kato.
Yes!
Okay, let's go!
Good luck!
"Mysterious mystery", fight!
Question!
What fruit does Dad hate?
Okay, Ms. Kato!
Papaya!
Correct!
Okay!
Well, well, this part is... how do you say it?
It's hard to explain.
It's getting harder and harder.
It's like elementary school or junior high school.
Okay, let's move on to the next question.
"Mysterious mystery", fight!
Question!
Even if it's a bug, what kind of bug does a police officer catch?
Dog!
Dog's front... dog's front...
Bug! Bug! Bug!
Bug? Bugs?
What? What? What?
Skylight bug!
What else?
Ants!
Bug...
Bugs!
Alright, the title game "Cycle"!
Ah, no, no, Kako-san!
Ah, what's wrong?
Even if it's a bug, what kind of bug does a police officer catch?
What do you mean?
A... ant...
What else?
Bug! Bug! Bug!
Ants!
Ant... no...
Alright, Nayano-san!
What? What's wrong?
What's wrong? Not ants at stores...
What? Er... beetle bugs?
I don't think that's a word...
What's wrong with you?
What do you think? What do you think you're doing?
Bug killer!
Killer! No! What was it?
What? What?
What? No! Not ants at stores!
What's wrong with you?
What? What is this?!
Bug?
Jumbo? Jumbo...
[Hornet]
[Pokemon]
[Beartrap]
[Bigfoot]
[Beetle]
[Beetle?]
[Hornet]
[Beetle]
[Hornet]
[Beetle]
Um...
Uh...
'ga'.
That's awful.
You got it!
'be'.
You got it?
You got it.
'akis'.
'mushi'.
'mushi'?!
'kemushi'. 'nakibushi'. 'yushibushi'. 'iamushi'.
Yes, Yuki-san.
What is it? Isn't it 'kemushi'?
What is it? 'mawari', 'mawari', 'omawari', 'pipo', 'pipo'..
What is it? What is it?
'korisman'. 'korisman'?!
Yes, Yama-san.
It's not 'dangobushi', is it?
It's 'dangobushi', isn't it? You've said it so many times.
It's 'mushi', isn't it? 'yochu'... 'chouwo'... 'chouchou'...
'omawari'-san has caught you.
Please answer my question mysteriously.
'neko'?! 'omawari'-san?!
Yes, Miyake-san.
'kabutomushi'? 'semi'? 'mushi'? Isn't it 'mushi'?
'mushikan'? 'mushipan'?
'omawari'-san, it's related!
Yes, Yokoyama-san!
'shingoumushi'!
Yes, Yokoyama-san!
Yokoyama-san's future was just 'kokontozai', so she said 'answer me about 'mushi''.
It's quite mysterious, isn't it?
What is it? 'chouwa' is also a low school age song.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's continue.
'nazonazo', fight!
Question! What does a student who always says 'maita' say?
A student who says 'maita'?
Maita, juu...
Maita, maita...
A student of judo.
A student of judo club.
Kendo club!
A student who says 'maita'?
No, no, 'maita'...
A student of judo.
An examiner.
'Maita'... 'maita'.. 'maita'... 'maita'... 'maita'... 'maital'...
'maita', 'maita'.
This is tough.
This might be really tough.
Okay, Nanano-san.
What is it?
Please soften your head.
I know what it is!
What is it?
I know what it is!
What is it?
This is pressure, isn't it?
I know what it is!
Okay, Naibaru.
High school.
High school girl.
This is fun.
But still, first-year students get 3 points.
3 points!
First-year students.
Second-year students.
We don't have time for applause!
No, I'm confused, so I'm confused.
One, two, three, four, five.
I thought you were fifth graders.
No, I didn't know!
Second-year students, if you don't mind, can we change the order?
Sure, sure!
Top batter Su-chan is too funny.
Then, we go with Second-year students!
Second-year students!
No, Second-year students!
Second-year students!
You know, Yokota is good at saying it anyway.
Yeah!
I see.
Are you a fifth-grader?
I'm second-year students!
Hey, second-year students, try your best and catch up!
You already have 3 points, haven't you?
I'm a first-year student.
Among all of you, it's not good for you not to answer.
Now, please proceed in order.
Are you ready for this order?
Alright, let's go!
Let's go, let's go!
Fight!
Question!
At 12 noon, which grade did you meet?
Alright, Yokoyama-san!
6th grade?
5th grade!
Alright, correct!
5th grade of elementary school, because it's afternoon, right?
Correct!
This is crazy!
Yokoyama-san might not be able to get this one right, because she's going to answer it like this.
Alright, Yokoyama-san gets one more point.
Alright, next question!
Alright!
Let's go!
Let's go, let's go! Fight!
Question!
What is a building that makes you feel hot when you enter it?
Alright, Kibutsu-san!
Um, hot bath!
Like this!
Building! Building!
No way! Ririka-san said it!
No way! Kibutsu-san said it!
Ririka-san said it!
Kathmandu! Kathmandu!
Yes, Yokojima-san!
Hotel!
Oh!
Correct!
Firstly, Yokojima-san didn't tell us her answers according to this question, and then that's a correct answer!
At that moment, I didn't know any of it!
Everyone is -
Hold on. Shall we change our answers?
Everyone's idiots!
This side too, this side too, you idiot!
You can do it, you can do it!
You've already got 4 points, right?
There's also a penalty game for losing!
It's not the time for applause, right?
Now, are you ready?
Let's go! Nazdozo Fight!
Question!
What is a bird that is bad at growing plants?
Yes, Yazawa-san!
Me?
Yes!
A bird, right?
A pigeon!
A sparrow!
What is it?
I know!
A butterfly!
I know, I know!
Nagano-san, you know what it is, right?
A strawberry?
Nagano-san!
I know! A crow!
You're amazing!
Wonderful!
And with that, Nibisei gets 2 points!
You finally got in!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
The order is wrong!
Now, Yazao-san, while you're here, Nibisei, please catch up!
Are you having fun?
Let's continue! "Mysterious Fight"!
Question!
What is the bed that Americans always use?
Which one?
Yes, Nagano-san!
U.S.A...
What is it?
Double bed?
Single bed?
C...what is it?
Double...
It's a bed!
Bed?
Double bed is wrong!
What is it?
Double bed is correct!
Now, Yazao-san!
Water bed?
Twin bed?
King bed?
Second bed?
Bed?
Con bed?
Bed?
Yes, Asahi-san!
Bed? Bed? Bed? Bed?
What is it?
It's a bed!
Bed? Bed?
Con bed? Con bed?
Bed?
American bed!
Time's up!
Con bed?
American bed?
Fluffy bed?
Bed? Bed? What is it?
Comfortable bed?
Big bed?
Time's up!
What is it, Michael?
Con bed?
M-m-m-m-mooton bed?
English bed?
It's a door!
Time's up!
And, Kaito-san, Fu-chan!
American bed?
I said "minatchi" just now!
Susan bed?
And, Nako-san!
Alphabet!
Minatchi said it out loud!
Fu-chan didn't hear it!
You're all idiots!
Both of you are idiots!
And with that, Ikisei gets one more point!
And now, let's move on to the next question!
We'll start with Yazawa-san, right?
Yes!
Are you ready?
Let's go!
"Nazo Nazo" Fight!
Question!
At school,
if you go there, where is the place where you pass the age?
Yes, Nagano-san.
Library!
Staff room!
Accounting room!
Office room!
Fight!
W-warehouse room!
Nursery room!
Broadcasting room!
No!
Yes! Nagano-san!
Library?
No!
Classroom?
It's a place.
No!
It's a place where you pass the age.
What does "passing the age" mean?
Clinic!
No, it's not a clinic.
It's not a clinic!
Yes, Takeru-san!
Principal's office!
Hallway!
Yes!
The correct answer is hallway.
What do you think?
No, Yazawa-san is good at this.
First-year students are good at "mysteries"!
I didn't know that!
You're surprisingly good at it!
I see, I see.
First-year students are good at "mysteries" at elementary school or low school level.
Now!
Second-year students, do your best!
Okay!
While Yazawa-san is here...
Do your best!
Now, let's go!
"Mysteries" fight!
Question!
The number is 2.99999999...
Now, what is this woman's occupation?
Me? Meat!
2... 2... 2.99... Meat!
2.... Eh? 2.... Carrot shop!
Now, Yazawa-san!
Shoes shop!
Meat shop!
Soup shop!
Soup shop?!
Now, what is this woman's occupation?
2... 2.99... 9.2...
Food shop! Eh? I don't know!
Now, Su-chan!
Nurse shop!
Now, Su-chan! Cabin attendant shop!
What? 2.999999... 2.9... 9! 9! 9!
Now, what is this woman's occupation?
High-five!
Translator!
Pharmacist?
Pharmacist!
Ah! Taxpayer!
Pharmacist! Pharmacist!
Now, what is this woman's occupation?
Ah! Ah! Ah! Translator! Translator!
Now, Kimuchi-san!
Customer service?
What?! Wait! Wait! Wait! Give me a moment!
Customer... Customer... Customer!
That's wrong!
Wait!
High-five!
Call... Call... Call... Call... Call...
Call... Call... Call... Call... Call... Call...
What does 2.999 mean?
Yes, Nagano-san!
- OL? - No!
- Nikuya-san? - No!
- Riten... Ritenkyo? - No!
- Ichibarukyo's clerk? - No!
2... 2... 2... 2.9!
2.9!
Kago-san!
Ya... Yaku-san!
Mousugu-san!
Shou-san!
Kin-san!
San... San... San... Mo... San... San...
- Min! - No!
- Yes, thank you! - Min!
- Kyukie-shop! - No!
- McDonald's! - No!
- Eh... - Famima!
- Eh... - Eh...
- Mini-stop! - No!
- Eh... - Eh...
- This... This is the most stupid! - Eh...
- Ah! - Ah...
- Oh? - Oh?
- Yes! - Yes!
- Go for it, Norika-chan! - Eh? Who?
- Norika-chan! - Eh?
- Depa… - Eh, you don't know?
- What don't you know? - Yakuzaishi!
- Eh, you don't know? - Eh, you don't know?
- The person who sells food that comes out of nowhere!
- That kind of question, you don't know? - I don't know!
- Yakuzaishi!
- Correct!
- Please give us the correct answer. - Yes!
- The correct answer is…
- Almost…
- Three!
- Almost!
- Almost three!
- Almost three, right? - Yes!
- It was a shame that you said "almost three". - Yes, it was a shame.
- Yes, it was a shame.
- So, this was the last question! - It was the last question!
- So, let's announce the results! - Yes!
- The mysterious correct answer of the first - generation team is six questions! - Yes!
- On the other hand, the second-generation team's correct answer is only one question!
- So, the first-generation team wins!
- Yes!
- We both lost, though.
- As promised, the losing team will play a mysterious penalty game.
- For the losing second-generation team, please look over there!
- You will drink a mysterious drink!
- So, only for the audience, we have prepared this drink's recipe!
- What kind of drink is it?
- So, everyone, please hold up your glasses!
- What is it?
- Please don't spit it out, okay?
- Okay, everyone, did you hold up your glasses?
- Okay, everyone, hold up your glasses!
- Here we go!
- Are you ready?
- One, two...
- Thank you for the drink!
- Thank you!
- Are you okay?
One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one...
Su-chan, one, Su-chan, one, Su-chan...
Oh, Kiguchi-san, good, good, good! You're doing it!
Good job!
Kiguchi-san!
Kiguchi-san, who pulled the first line of the second line!
Say something!
It tastes like rotten pickles...
Good job!
You did well in the first half!
Kato, you're doing pretty good!
Kiguchi!
You just got to the front line, so you can't catch it, but you can catch it!
Be careful!
Eto! Kato!
When Kiguchi gets to the front line, you pass the cross ball and catch it!
Yes!
Tonoka! Get to the front line as close as you can!
Yazawa! You have to catch it when Tonoka slips!
Yes!
It's only when you're tired like this that you can catch it!
Yes!
Now's your chance!
This year it's Fuji at Fuji Rock, so Fuji TV 7 people will broadcast Fuji Rock Festival from 9pm to 3 days tomorrow. Please watch it!
So, everyone, you know that first generation is good at "nazo nazo", right?
I want to try original "nazo nazo" made by each of you.
I'm good at "tono oka" too.
Oh, is that so?
I want to try "nazo nazo" made by Su-chan.
What are you talking about?
Wait! The second generation is completely dead. Are you okay?
Mano-san, are you okay?
I'm about to be 13 years old. What is this?
It's Kikuchi-san's generation.
Why?
Miyake-san! Miyake-san's dead face is dead.
Okay, for the last, let's have Asai-san close her eyes.
Please! 3, 2, 1!
I love you all!
Why?
Amazing.
What is this disgusting thing?
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
What is it? It's like a grilled meat sauce.
Yes.
It's really disgusting.
It's rotten.
It doesn't have chili pepper in it.
It doesn't have wasabi in it.
It doesn't have kakuan in it.
Why do you make me drink something like this?
Why?
Why do you make me drink something like this?
It doesn't have kachimuun in it.
Ah, ah.
Here is the dish.
It looks like it's going to break.
Actually, it has blue juice, milk, garlic miso, moro miso, and tabasco.
That's why it's blue juice.
I see. The blue juice has a strong color.
I think it's garlic miso.
Because it's garlic miso, you guys behind me will think it stinks.
It stinks!
That's why it stinks!
We're not used to this kind of punishment yet.
Kato-san, you can eat it now.
Don't eat it! Don't eat it!
Don't go that far.
It's okay. You're still an idol.
Since we're here, let's do one more question.
Don't drink it.
What?
Don't drink it.
I'm drinking it.
Why? Why?
Why?
I'm scared.
That's why only the person who answers correctly can escape.
Listen to me.
Okay.
Are you ready? Let's start.
Question.
What food makes you die when you see it?
When you see it, you die.
Now, people who know the answer, please come forward and listen.
Okay, Okamoto-san!
Incorrect!
It's food, isn't it?
Is it fat?
No, it's not.
It's not fat.
When you see it, you die.
Okay, Iida-chan.
Is it miso?
No, it's not.
When you see it, you die.
No, it's not.
When you see it, you die.
Okay, Kato-san!
It's fat.
No, it's not.
Okay, Sayana-san!
It's not carrot.
I got it! I got it!
I finally got it.
It's not gyoza.
You're terrible!
Okay, Miyake-san!
It's not meat.
Incorrect!
It's not meat.
Okay, Su-chan!
It's fish.
No, it's not.
Why can't you say that?
What is it?
When you see it, you die.
You see it, you die.
Correct!
Incorrect!
What's this?
Water!
It's not water!
Oranges!
It's not oranges!
You see it, you die.
Say it in a low voice.
You see it, you die.
Correct!
It's not a coral!
15 seconds left!
It's not grapes!
You see it, you die!
Incorrect!
Dango with candied nuts.
Sui chan, you still don't know.
Candied nuts, you see it, you die.
Ami chan is lying.
- Now, let's drink. - After all, it's Sunday. - After all, it's Sunday.
- I hate it! Do we still drink this? - We'll drink it again later.
- Wait! It feels so good! - Okay, let's drink while looking at this delicacy.
- Now, shall we drink? - I'm getting drunk!
Let's drink!
Okay, one, two, three...
Cheers!
- It's a good drink! - It contains blue juice, moro misu, milk, tabasco, and garlic miso.
- It's sour! - Wow, it's sour!
- It's sour! - It's sour!
- Do your best in the morning! - I said it's impossible!
- Su-chan, your mouth is like a grandma's. - Yes.
- Do your best, Asahi-san. - Asahi-san!
- What's in it, Su-chan? - What's in this orange?
- Orange. - I wonder what orange is.
It's miso. It's garlic miso.
- It's impossible! - It's impossible!
- Do your best in the morning! - Do your best!
- Su-chan, you too! - Thank you!
- What's in it? - Thank you!
- You can't go home until you finish this. - Really?
- Do your best! - Do your best!
- It hurts! - It hurts!
- Can I help you? - It's okay.
- Are you okay? - It hurts!
- Asahi-san, don't get angry.
- Okay, let's give her a drink. - Go ahead!
- She's crying! - It's so bad!
- Can you show us how you react? - She's crying!
- Yazawa-san... - You did your best!
- Yazawa-san... - It's so bad!
- Drink as much as you like! - Okay, Yazawa-san, let's drink!
- It's so bad! - It's so bad!
- You can move it! - You're so good!
- You're good! - You're good!
You're flashy.
It's easy to understand.
Show me your chest.
You're doing your best.
Your sexiness and reactions are well-prepared.
Drink it up and say a word to the camera.
Stop it, please.
Drink it up and say a word.
Here we go.
Drink it up and say a word.
You're doing your best.
And...
What's that sound?
I'm sorry.
Miso...
Thank you.
Tomorrow, garlic will smell.
Erika, I'm sorry.
Are you kidding me?
It's good, but aftertaste of garlic...
Stomach is also...
As expected of Yasawa-san.
Well, I can't say anything bad about you, but...
But...
As a model for popular actors, you're great.
Is there anything bad for your health?
Stomach...
Stomach is also...
Stomach is also stupid.
Do you like garlic miso or tabasco?
Garlic miso is good, isn't it?
Is it good for your health?
Then, please drink it.
That's right!
Drink it!
Thank you very much!
Please try it!
Please try it with garlic miso!
And please give us a good reaction!
Please come and see us!
That's right!
We'll be very happy!
The aroma of it is...
Earlier, it made a "pa pa pa pa" sound!
How is it?
Please try it!
It's so good!
Is it crazy?!
It's flying! It's flying! It's flying!
It's flying!
It's so fun!
It's fun! It's fun!
Wow! What is this?!
It's so fun!
Wow!
It's so fun!
It's extraordinary, isn't it?
It has a killing ability.
It's so fun!
It's also warm.
Wow! It stinks!