AISubs v3.5
I didn't get Hajimeya!
(applause and cheers)
It's not like I've always cherished girls to make me feel free.
So even if you don't believe me, you don't have to try me.
Remembering courage because it's fate, I kept running towards places I didn't know.
I've been looking for things I can do for you ever since.
I'll hold you tight and walk with you.
Even your tears, if you cry.
I'll hold you tight and walk with you.
Even your smile, if you smile.
I'll hold you tight and walk with you
If you cry, I'll hold your tears
I'll hold you tight and go near you
I want you and past memories
I'll hold you tight and walk with you
If you smile, I'll smile with you
Come to think of it, Eko-chan, for almost two years now, you've been pulling this far with just one glasses story!
It's not easy for an entertainer to pull off a character like that!
And now, let's welcome the MC of IDOLiSH, Mrs. B!
Hello, I'm TV announcer Maiko Saito. Thank you for having me!
Now, this program is for IDOLiSH girls who are growing up in a new environment,
to become one of their own.
IDOLiSH is popular all year round, and this week is Thursday at 2:40 p.m.
Let me introduce you to IDOLiSH!
IDOLiSH is popular all year round!
Now, let me introduce you to IDOLiSH!
Today's theme is "Come to think of it, what haven't you been up to lately?"
Kato-san!
IDOLiSH No.1 is Kato Saika.
Come to think of it, what haven't you been up to lately?
Drinking nutritious drinks!
IDOLiSH No.2 is Koichi Minami.
Come to think of it, what haven't you been up to lately?
Fishing for goldfish!
No! No! No!
IDOLiSH No.3 is Endo Umami.
Come to think of it, what haven't you been up to lately?
I haven't been in a yacht for a long time.
IDOLiSH No.4 is Shimonia.
Come to think of it, what haven't you been up to lately?
Studying for education!
IDOLiSH No.5 is Takumi Shira.
Come to think of it, what haven't you been up to lately?
I haven't been riding my own bike because I couldn't get a lottery ticket!
IDOLiSH No.6 is Tano Akairika.
Come to think of it, what haven't you been up to lately?
Sumo wrestling!
IDOLiSH No.5 is someone.
Come to think of it, what haven't you been up to lately?
I haven't been riding my own bike anymore.
IDOLiSH No.8 is Honshi.
Come to think of it, what haven't you been up to lately?
Jogging!
IDOLiSH No.9 is Tano Akairika.
Come to think of it, what haven't you been up to lately?
Kickboarding!
With that said, let's go see IDOLiSH with only one hand!
Bye!
I'm glad you did a good job with the first half of the game.
Takimichi! You idiot!
You'll be able to score a lot of goals in the first half of the game.
Morita! Asagi!
I hope you can score a lot of goals in the second half of the game.
You have to laugh!
Yes!
You have to laugh!
Yes!
They're laughing a lot.
They're serious about bakarizumu, which you can only see after the game is over.
It's been a while since we had only one student here.
What's wrong? You're sick of it, aren't you?
No!
Do you know why we only have one student here today?
Why?
Last time, "idling" had 400 episodes.
Today will be the 401st episode.
"idling" has 400 episodes now.
Some episodes were long, some episodes were short.
What do you think of it?
400 students have come here.
That's right.
At that time, everyone was working hard.
They chased their dream with all their might.
After 400 times or more, you get used to it.
Everyone was coming forward.
I want to be famous! I want to be famous! I want to be an idol! I want to succeed!
It's become a weapon.
Mori-san, Mori-director, Mori-director of 1,000 idols,
while editing past VTRs,
you say, "Everyone used to be so happy."
Everyone used to be so happy.
Even now, they're happy.
They've been working hard.
We haven't been working hard!
Why?! Why don't you guys work harder?!
Let's work hard! Let's work hard!
You guys weren't like that!
Let's work hard! Let's work hard!
Let's do it!
In the past you couldn't do it all together like that!
You can do it now, right?
Yes, yes, that's right, that's the pattern, right?
Okay, let's see if everyone is really working hard!
Let's go right away!
Ganbaringu Tetsubou!
From now on, in order to see if everyone is really working hard,
we will have a match with everyone in the past in Tetsubou!
That's right, with everyone in the past!
Everyone, do you remember?
In the first episode of IDOLiNG,
if everyone can exceed the time recorded by everyone,
it proves that everyone is working hard without getting bored!
Well, you can exceed it, but you are all growing up!
So, even if you can't exceed your own record in the first episode of IDOLiNG,
it proves that you are not working hard!
Yes!
With that said,
I wonder what this is?
Does anyone know what it is?
Until the end of the show, everyone will be doing Seizang!
Seizang...
Eh? In short, Seizang...
It's just Seizang!
By the way, even if you can exceed it...
Even if you can't exceed it,
even in the same time, you can't exceed it!
Even in the same time, you can't exceed it!
This time, it's the 400th episode, and it's the first episode of the 400th episode.
While we're taking a break, we'd like you to make a promise for the future.
By the way, for the first commemorative broadcast, while we're taking a break, we'd like you to promote yourselves.
We're listening to you, so please make a promise for the future.
Well, everyone! If you're really doing your best, you should be able to clear it, don't you think?
But you know, these two have lost their stamina.
They're catching a cold.
What? What did you say, Rubicho?
She's catching a cold.
Michael is a normal human being, and he's about 50 years old now.
Well, let's get started!
Well, let's go in the order of the time recorded in the first broadcast.
Yes! That means...
First of all, Yazao Nanago!
Five seconds!
That's amazing!
That's five seconds!
Yes, go ahead.
Five seconds was a short time.
Really?
I was surprised.
Yes, it's five seconds.
That's impossible!
Yes, grow up and develop!
Yes!
It's okay!
You're not the only one who's gained weight!
That's true...
Well, first of all, Yazao Nanago!
With a vow for the future, let's get started!
Idling Nanago!
Yazao Erica!
Fifteen seconds...
Seventeen seconds!
That's impossible!
Five seconds!
The current record is...
Ten seconds!
Wow!
That's amazing!
What was it like before?
That's amazing!
It was five seconds.
That's amazing!
Even now it's short...
It's impossible!
It can't be more than five seconds!
Now, let's continue!
Next up is number four, Eto-chan!
Okay!
Last time it was six seconds, right?
Yes!
I think it'll be okay!
Six seconds is okay, right?
Eto-chan's performance...
Eto-chan, how tall are you now? 162cm!
162?! How tall were you when you first joined? 157cm or something like that.
So you've grown about 5cm. Yes.
I understand. Then, with a vow for the future, Eto- chan's performance starts now!
Um, I'm Eto Maria, an idol group member.
Um... I want to work hard with my second generation students, but...
Um... Wait! Um, I'm not just wearing glasses.
I don't have a second generation personality either, but I'll work hard from now on too!
She did it! She did it! She did it!
19 seconds! 19 seconds!
Amazing! Amazing!
By the way, Eto-chan, when you first joined, you looked like Ten a little, didn't you?
That's not it! That's not it!
You wanted to be like a younger sister, didn't you?
That's not it!
Like, "Come on, Eto-chan!"
Well, I was just like a younger sister at the time, so I used it well.
It was self-destructive, wasn't it?
Eto-chan is serious! "I'm on a break, but what should I do from now on?"
She's seriously worried about it!
It's true! My glasses are also Date-shaped now, so...
You don't have to say "Date-shaped"!
Okay, let's move on! Next up is No. 8, Honchi!
Yes!
Honchi's "Energetic" was No. 6!
What should I do?
Honchi's first DVD was terrible, wasn't it?
What was it like?
He was just bald!
No way!
Right?
Honchi lost weight.
He lost weight and shaved his eyebrows.
Right?
In Tokyo.
What should I do?
He lost something in Tokyo.
No, he didn't!
Now, with Honchi-chan's promise of being cute, let's start the draw!
The winner of No. 8 is...
Stop it!
The current time is...
8 seconds!
It's just that...it's kind of boring.
Mama-san, is it okay for you to exceed the time limit?
You didn't make a vow.
Did you make a vow, Ponchi-san?
I haven't said it yet.
By the way, Yazao-chan also exceeded the time limit, but she didn't make a vow.
It's tough, isn't it?
Make sure you make a vow!
400 times is...if you do it once a week, it's a show that takes 10 years.
Right?
How about you, Kato-san? Try doing it for 10 years.
I haven't done it for 10 years!
Especially you, Kato-san, for 10 years.
No, I haven't done it for 10 years.
It's been 10 years for you, Kato-san.
I haven't done it yet.
Okay! Make sure you make a vow!
Everyone, do your best!
Yumi-chan exceeded the time limit for 10 seconds.
Yumi-san said it unexpectedly.
I know, I know.
Yumi-san was still in the orthodox phase of her life.
She's still in the orthodox phase.
Is it okay for me to make my own vow?
Is it okay for me to do anything?
Yumi-san is funny, so it's okay for you to do anything.
Okay, Yumi-san! Let's do it!
With your vow for the future, start the countdown!
Um...my future vow is...
I will properly feed my goldfish.
Um...by the way, two of them went straight to hell.
Two of them died.
I didn't properly feed them.
So, from now on, I will properly feed them.
I will do my best!
Wow!
The last count is...
18 seconds!
You were nervous, weren't you?
I was really nervous.
You were nervous, weren't you?
You went on a summer adventure.
That's right. I was so nervous.
What?
I was so nervous.
You were nervous?
We didn't show our dead faces.
But you did your best.
I'm really happy.
Thank you very much.
Next is...
13 seconds, Yokoyama Rurika.
Yes, thank you.
I'll do my best.
You don't need this, do you?
I don't need it.
But...
I'll do my best.
You were nervous, weren't you?
You were tall.
I was tall.
But you grew?
I didn't grow.
You didn't grow?
I didn't grow an inch.
Really?
Yes.
What's going on?
I've always been tall.
Yes.
I've always been tall.
You don't know you've grown, do you?
Yes, I've always been tall.
You were stuck in the ground in the beginning.
That's why you've grown a little.
Well, then...
Are you ready?
Let's go.
With our commitment to the future...
Start!
I'm Yokoyama Rurika, an idol club member.
I forget a lot of things.
So I'll write my name on what I have.
And...
When I come to an idol club...
What should I do? There's nothing I can do.
I'll try not to eat too many sweets.
And...
I think I'm over two meters tall.
And...
I don't know, but...
Show me!
Good job!
27 seconds!
Good job!
You did it!
Well, well...
Yokoyama, who used to hate standing ovation, has a good record.
I hate it!
Yes, yes, yes.
I wanted to see Yokoyama's standing ovation!
I wanted to see it!
I'm sorry for making you do it like that.
It's impossible, right?
Thank you very much.
Okay, next up...
Oh! 14 seconds is a high record! Michael!
At first, I jumped too high for 14 seconds, so now...
I see.
I'm anxious.
I'm anxious, too!
Are you okay?
Yes!
Okay, are you okay, Michael?
Okay, let's start!
Oh, no!
You're close! You're close!
I feel like I'm living a random life!
This time, I won't live a random life!
Oh, no!
Okay, the record is 20 seconds!
It's just been a physical exercise.
You've grown up.
Okay, I don't know who to kill, but it's Takiguchi!
You can do it! You can do it!
I'll do my best!
Okay, 15 seconds!
You can do it! You can do it!
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay!
You're not okay just because you said you're okay!
You have to pull yourself together!
No, I'm okay!
You were also a student at first, weren't you?
Yes, I was!
You were so cute!
The word "decline" suits you so well!
It suits you the best!
Okay, let's go! With the vow for the future, "decline" start!
I'm called "gorilla" but...
I've been working hard on "gorilla" lately.
Umm...
In the middle of it, a man...
The time now is...
9 seconds!
Too bad, Mira!
As an adult, you shouldn't do that!
That's right!
Go, Mira!
No, listen!
Go!
What is it, Mira...
What is it, Mireto-chan?
Don't do that to my beloved Mira-chan!
It's because...
Mira-chan's legs are gradually...
Pulling me! Pulling me!
No!
Her legs...
It's because...
As an adult...
I'm trying to make you do it on purpose...
So you shouldn't do it!
Okay, sorry about that.
This happens in every game.
Okay, Tonoka-san!
Tonoka-chan did it in 15 seconds last time.
15 seconds!
Okay, Tonoka-san.
Tonoka-san, you have a lot of stamina.
Okay, let's do it.
With your vow for the future...
Make sure you make a vow!
Yes, yes!
Which camera is it?
Huh?
Oh, I see.
I remembered that.
Let's do it!
Vow, start!
As you know, this year's vow is...
Masao-san wrote it for me!
Everyone!
Everyone said it!
So...
Even if we can't do this show...
But the current time is...
The current time is... 20 seconds!
20 seconds!
Stop it!
I'm not a milage!
Stop it!
Wait!
I'm not a milage, so this is awful!
A milage is like that, but I'm a student!
Wait, wait, wait!
There's no student here!
A milage!
Everyone has a special change of heart!
Everyone is on this side, you know!
Other than milage, everyone has cleared it, but...
Actually...
I'm sorry, Sayaka-chan.
Sayaka-chan, you should have done it at that time!
You surprised me!
I thought you had something!
You learned it, right?
Sayaka-chan, you had the best time, right?
Yes! How many seconds was it?
19 seconds!
I thought it was Tonoko-chan's time.
Kato-san, how many seconds do you think you can do?
I think I can do it in any number of seconds.
Then, Asahi-san's record is 56 seconds.
It's impossible!
I'll do my best!
You'll definitely do it, right?
If you don't do it, you won't survive.
Because...
Kato-san's record is 15 seconds.
That's why!
Then, let's start.
Are you ready?
Kato-san's "Omoshi no Chikai" and...
Omoshi no Kensui
56 seconds or more!
Start!
Hello, I'm Kato Sayaka.
As I said before,
recently,
Eto-chan asked me
what kind of character
I should play in "Chuken".
She even called me!
To be honest, it's annoying!
But!
I'll do my best
so that I can play
Eto-chan well!
I'll do my best!
And...
Do your best!
I'm 17 years old now.
I'll do my best!
Eto...
But...
Do your best!
49 seconds!
I'm happy!
I'm 22 years old, so I have a limit with my age.
So...
What's age?
So, you know, Asaki-san is young, but Saya-nee is already 23 years old.
So, I feel sorry for her and I want to quit.
Yes, that's correct.
She's cute.
I really wanted you, really.
I'm happy!
There's only a little bit left.
Since we're here, let's have Saito-san do it, too!
Really?!
Saito-san!
Yes?
Saito-san, you don't have a previous record, so...
Who do you think can do it?
I think I can do it in... 10 seconds.
10 seconds?
If you can do it in 10 seconds, you'll win.
10 seconds?
Can you do it in 10 seconds?
Ah, I don't know. I haven't exercised at all lately.
No, no, no.
I've been watching Saito-san lose a lot of times.
What's with this show?
Saito-san, you often lose, don't you?
Alright, then, do your best for 10 seconds or more!
Let's go!
Saito-san, since you're here, can you make a promise for the future?
Let's go!
Start!
I'm really sorry for making a mistake earlier!
This is...
Ah, it's a little heavy and my hands are...
I can't do it!
But! At first, I said that I wasn't interested in becoming an idol trainee,
and I said something unfortunate, but...
Being a trainee is also important!
So! Being a trainee and being a trainee and working hard together...
I want to work hard with Morimoto-san, Shona, and Endo!
How long do I have to hang around like this?
As long as you have energy!
Please do your best!
Let's do it!
The record is 32 seconds!
I'm glad!
You're the best!
That's wonderful!
Now, besides Takibuchi-san and Kato-san, everyone else has cleared it.
Ah, I haven't cleared it yet.
That's right, that's right.
Now, I'd like to announce it.
Asumi-san, please.
Yes, on September 16th, the world's first recent anime will be released on Fuji TV on the 7th.
From 1am tomorrow, "Moyashimon" will be broadcasted. Please watch it!
Yes, with that said...
You've worked hard.
Yes!
Right, Kato-san and Takibuchi-san?
Takibuchi-san, what's wrong?
It hurts.
It hurts? Are you doing it properly? Are you cheating?
It seems like I'm doing it properly.
You're doing it properly, aren't you, Takibuchi- san?
What are you doing?
I'm not doing it.
What are you doing?
I'm putting my legs in "x".
In "x".
In "x", like this.
I can't do it.
Even if you call me an expert, I don't know.
What is "x"?
In "x", like this.
In "x", it's a little easier.
Huh?
Because you're a person.
Oh, is that so?
"x"...
Then please don't do "x".
Why?
That's how it is.
Everyone else can do it properly, right?
It's been a while since we did it all together.
It feels nostalgic.
It's nostalgic!
Everyone's characters have changed, right?
Only Ponchi doesn't talk.
400 times, he doesn't talk.
It's hard for everyone to talk.
Next time, we'll do it with different members.
Lastly, Kato-san and Takiguchi-san, please close your eyes.
Is that okay?
Are you ready?
3, 2, 1, go!
It's not "mecha"!
The camera is different!
Please ask her what she's trying to say.
What's wrong?
It's not "reka", it's "shinka".
I see.
For example, what do you think is "shinka", Piraccho?
Huh? I don't know, like talking?
Talking.
And dancing.
Dancing?
No, it's "shinka" in a way.
In a way.
Can you say that it's "shinka"?
Is dancing okay for everyone?
No.
But sometimes it gets in the way.
It's dangerous.
It hurts when you bump into it.
Oh, so that's what's bothering you.
Yes.
I see.
So dancing is "shinka".
Dancing is "totemo" "shinka".
Yes.
"Taika", "taika" is "shinka".
But Eto-chan was really energetic today.
Yes, yes, yes.
What's up with you today, Eto-chan?
I feel like I'm the most energetic one today.
The nine of us.
I see.
I'm looking forward to it.
You're like Ken Shimura of the drifters.
Out of all of you, you're the most energetic one.
Okay, you can hold it now.
Huh? You're going back?
Yes, you can hold it now.
It looks painful.
It hurts.
It hurts, doesn't it?
No, it's like "pa-pa-pa", "to-to-to-to-ton", like this.
My blood was really stopping.
Stand up, stand up, stand up, stand up.
It's impossible.
Stand up, stand up, stand up.
If you don't come here in five seconds, I'll put you back.
Miracho!
Are you okay?
Miracho, what do you think?
Miracho, hurry up!
Miracho, what do you think?
Hurry up! Don't let go! Don't let go!
Don't let go!
Ever since the dance lesson, my legs have gone crazy.
Yes.
Miracho, then...
It hurts!
Can you sing "stay with me"?
Do it, do it, do it!
I can't do it like this!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Stay with me!
Minato, stay with me!
It hurts! It hurts!
Stay with me! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Are you ready?
Yes!
3... Yes!
It hurts!
Okay, everyone! Let's do our best!
Boom!
Minato did it!
Minato!
It hurts!