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[400th Anniversary Special]
Idling!
Finally! 400th Anniversary Special!
Now, it's been 400 times.
If it's a weekly show, it's 10 years in a row.
- Kato-san. - Yes?
How does it feel, 10 years later?
10 years? I haven't done it yet!
There's been a lot of things in the past 10 years.
It's only been 1 or 2 years, so...
- It's been 2 years, right? - Yes, it's been 2 years.
How is it?
As I thought, it's fast, isn't it?
- It's fast, isn't it? - It's fast, isn't it?
But it was really fun, as I thought.
Since Kato-san doesn't wear it, she wears it with Michael.
- What should I do? - Michael is wearing it and it's annoying.
- Seriously. - How is it, Konoga-san?
- It's black! - It's black!
- But... - Konoga-san's eyes are like Beijing Jumps.
Stop it!
- But... - It's black, isn't it?
You keep saying it's black, but it's proof you worked hard.
- That's right. - That's right.
- You've done it 400 times. - That's right.
Well, it's not always 400 times, but...
How was it?
It was really fun and fast.
I learned a lot of things.
Don't blow up balloons!
- How about you, Koizumi-san? - Huh?
- 400 times. - 400 times.
It was fast 400 times, but...
- As I thought, it's fun to compare goldfish scooping. - You didn't do it!
- I didn't do it! - You didn't do it!
- You didn't do it!
- Koizumi-san... - I'm scared!
I'm scared!
You said, "Hey, hey, hey!"
I'm sorry. You said, "Hey, hey, hey!"
Idol League! Idol League!
No matter how old you are, let's do our best!
Idol League New Year Special!
One, two...
Let's begin!
It's not like I've always cherished my fourth self as much as I want it to be free.
So even if you don't believe in anything, you don't have to try me.
I've learned courage from fate and kept running to places I didn't know.
I've been looking for things I can do for you ever since.
I'll hold onto everything and walk with you.
If you're ready, I'll hold onto all of your tears
and walk with you.
If you smile, I'll smile with you.
I'll hold you tight and walk with you
If you cry, I'll hold your tears
I'll hold you tight and go near you
I want you and past memories
I'll hold you tight and walk with you
If you smile, I'll smile with you
Idling!
(Applause)
Now, it's started, idling!
Don't worry, we haven't done it yet!
We'll have fun, so please look forward to it!
I'm a radio computer and TV announcer, Saito Maiko.
Thank you for having me!
Now, this program is for girls who are growing up as idols and who are now advancing in their careers,
and it's for them to become one of us.
It's a program of "Narashi Unten".
Yes, and this week's goal is to broadcast from 20 to 40 minutes.
Now, let me introduce you!
It's "All together, idling"!
(Applause)
That's amazing!
(Applause)
Now, today's theme is "Thinking 400 Times".
First of all, Kato-san!
Idling No. 1 is me, Kato Osaka!
"Thinking 400 Times" is possible because of our fans and staff who have been with us since we were inexperienced!
Thank you very much!
(Applause)
Idling No. 2 is me, Koyuki Migumi!
"Thinking 400 Times" is like wearing a lot of costumes!
(Applause)
"Thinking 400 Times" makes me feel like I look different now than I did in the past.
I'm Tomomiya, and I'm an idol member.
"Thinking 400 Times" has given me a lot of support.
I hope you'll continue to support me!
I'm Mira Takiguchi, and I'm an idol member.
"Thinking 400 Times" made me feel like I was young again.
Thank you very much!
I'm Yuka Tanaka, and I'm an idol member.
I'm so happy to be on this show again and again! Thank you!
I'm Taruka Nanako, and I'm an idol member.
I'm really happy!
"Thinking 400 Times" is like wearing a lot of costumes!
It makes me feel like I look different now than I did in the past.
I'm Rurika Yokoyama, and I'm an idol member.
"Thinking 400 Times" is like wearing a lot of costumes!
Thank you for letting me be on TV 400 times!
I'm Shizuka Morikawa, and I'm an idol member.
"Thinking 400 Times" is amazing!
I'm so happy! Thank you!
I'm Yui Kawamura, and I'm an idol member.
"Thinking 400 Times" is amazing that I'm on a show with a history.
Thank you!
I'm Serina Nakano, and I'm an idol member.
"Thinking 400 Times" hasn't been half a year since we joined,
so thank you so much!
I'm Hitomi Sakai, and I'm an idol member.
"Thinking 400 Times" is like wondering how many times I've been on "400 Times".
I'm Asahi Naomi. What I think when I reach 400 times is that I'm going to change more and more, like my appearance and so on.
I'm Shiguchi Ami, and I'm an idol singer. What I think when I reach 400 times is that I'm going to continue to do my best so that I can come out half of what I think when I reach 400 times.
I'm Miyake Hitomi, and I'm an idol singer. What I think when I reach 400 times is that I'm really grateful for being here.
I'm Shiguchi Ami, and I'm an idol singer. What I think when I reach 400 times is that I'm going to continue to do my best so that I can come out half of what I think when I reach 400 times.
I'm Miyake Hitomi, and I'm an idol singer.
Please accept their overflowing feelings.
To commemorate 400 times, we haven't done it for about 2 and a half months.
It's been a while since we did a "fansama" request.
Speaking of "samaric", we'd like to do "samarico tenkomori".
As expected, regular people don't do it that much.
That's right.
So, on the IDOLiNG homepage, we've been receiving requests for IDOLiNG members to say things like this in this situation.
The "fansama" that sent us a request will receive an autographed poem from the members chosen for the Grand Prix.
Also, the Grand Prix songs chosen by Masuno-san will be distributed as "shakumovies".
So, we'd like to announce the theme for today, but...
Since today is special, we won't be doing just one theme.
Furthermore, we will seriously decide who will be performing on which theme right there and now.
That's wonderful.
The theme is...
I'd like to press "start" and "stop" with this button and decide.
Is that okay with you?
Then, let's go!
"samaric" start!
Wow!
Awesome!
And... stop!
To the senior who treats you like a child...
You're not a child anymore, you know?
That's nice.
This is a request from "fansama" name "moof" piano-san.
Okay!
Now...
Masuno-san, what should we do?
Who should we choose for the first attempt?
You're not a child anymore, you know?
Hmm...
I feel like going to Kato-san on purpose.
But, well...
But... but...
But...
I don't think it's a good idea to bring "fansama" request "moof" piano-san for the first attempt.
So...
Then, for the first attempt...
Let's go with Miyake-san!
Wow!
It's cute, isn't it?
Yes.
Miyake-san, let's go with it.
Miyake-san, are you ready?
"I'm not a kid anymore" for seniors who treat kids like adults.
"I'm not a kid anymore"!
It's cute!
It's good, isn't it?
You can do it naturally, right?
It's good!
Really.
I thought Onsen-san would get mad at me, but when I did it...
There was a sound in my microphone.
You noticed it, didn't you?
Yes.
Thank you very much!
Who should we go with next?
Let's go with Ponchi-san, who just turned off the switch.
Did you turn it off?
Because "kusudama" is "peak".
What? That's fast!
You didn't turn it off yet, did you?
It's "cool down" now.
That's fast!
It's "cool down".
It's about the last 5 minutes of the dry period.
Let's go!
For seniors who treat kids like adults, "I'm not a kid anymore"!
"I'm not a kid anymore"!
She worked hard!
As expected of her!
She's seen a lot of Ponchi before, so her last "punpun" was irritating, wasn't it?
It was cute!
But considering Ponchi's humanity...
Humanity?
Considering Ponchi's humanity...
Her ears are pitch black with "punpun".
They're not black.
You turned off the switch, didn't you?
Yes.
Good luck with the last one.
Next...
Let's go. Asahi-san, please do the drumming.
Asahi-san, the boyish.
Are you ready?
Asahi-san, who is always cool, will show you how it's done. Let's go.
To the senior who treats you like a child, you're not a kid anymore.
You're not a kid anymore.
I did it.
You look a little embarrassed.
I did it on purpose. I wanted to look a little cuter.
But when I saw Fonchi-san...
When I saw Fonchi-san...
I felt like I should hold it back.
You were irritated, weren't you?
I don't think I did it on purpose.
Let's start with this segment and decide who will win the Grand Prix.
Out of the three of you...
It's Fonchi-san.
There was a topping called "bunbun" so it was good.
Let's move on to the next topic.
Samaric...
A baseball fan who has never hit a home run...
That's not fair. You're going to like it.
Now, who will it be?
Tadoka-san!
I don't like this!
You won't like it.
What?
You won't like it.
Yes, you won't like it, everyone.
Amazing!
Now, Tadoka-san, let's go.
A baseball club friend who has never hit a home run will like the unfairness of hitting a home run on her own birthday.
Jan!
That's unfair.
You'll like it.
What is that?
Wow, Dad!
When you say you like it, you don't look me in the eye.
Right?
How cute!
Now, this line will go with Miyazaki-benda.
Tadoka-san!
You're so cute!
Now...
You have such a bitter look on your face.
Now, are you ready?
Let's go!
A baseball club friend who has never hit a home run will like the unfairness of hitting a home run on her own birthday.
Jan!
That's unfair.
You'll like it.
"Unfair" is "unfair" in Miyazaki-benda, too.
"Unfair" is "unfair", isn't it?
But...
I thought you'd say "home run" or something like that.
"Home run" is "home run", indeed!
Now...
While you're at it, let's go with Zumi-san.
So, Zumi-san, you're not straightforward, right? You're the best at acting like this, right?
I'm not straightforward! I'm not straightforward! I'm not straightforward!
You said it yourself!
I'm straightforward! I'm straightforward! I'm straightforward!
If you're not straightforward, then what kind of person are you?
That's what I want to know.
Now, let's go!
A childhood friend of a baseball club who's never hit a home run will fall in love with "zurui wo" when she hits a home run on her birthday, right?
"Zurui wo"... I'll fall in love with it, right?
The last one! The last smile!
What is it?
I can't help but make it funny! I can't make it cute!
You just have to make it funny!
I just have to make it funny! I can't do it like Hii-chan!
We're in the same agency!
We're juniors, so I don't know what to do!
The department must be different, right?
The department must be different from the entertainers' department.
Let's choose one of you three!
Yes, one of you three...
It's hard to choose...
Well, if we choose one of you three, we'll only have different purposes.
Sakai-san!
Thank you!
Now, let's move on!
Let's move on to the next theme!
Samaricus
Will you go out with me when I force myself to say yes to a summer love goddess?
This is also one of the lyrics of "Mochiuta".
Let's start with Endo-san!
Oh, that's good!
I've never said yes before!
Thank you!
I've never confessed my love before, so I don't know.
I've never been confessed my love before, so I don't know.
That's cool!
Let's get started!
Will you go out with me when I confess my love to you?
Will you go out with me?
That's weird!
You're really depressed!
No, no, no!
Michael is also...
He's depressed, but...
The world has changed, hasn't it?
It hasn't changed!
You can't go back to being a normal girl!
It hasn't changed!
Thank you!
Now!
We'll have a match between Michael and Ms. Kawamura!
I'm scared!
Thank you!
Who's your mother?
Um...
Did you ask Ms. Rioshi to make your hair messy?
No!
Make it free!
Oh, make it free!
Now! Let's get started!
Will you go out with me when I confess my love to you?
Will you go out with me?
Thank you!
What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean?
Are you done?
Master! He's an idol! An idol!
But the back of his head was completely like "Come on! Come on! Come on!"
He was doing it! He was doing it!
Master! Master! He's an idol! An idol! He's an idol! An idol!
What kind of mission did you do?
You see, I was pushed by the goddess of love in the summer.
Ah, you were pushed!
I was pushed!
You were pushed, I see.
I was doing my best to protect you! Why are you pushing me?
Why are you suddenly pushing me here?
Thank you very much!
Now!
Since we're in the same agency, let's welcome Yokoyama-san!
Are you ready? Let's begin.
Will you go out with me when I'm pushed by the goddess of love in the summer and confess my love to you?
Will you go out with me?
Cute!
Isn't it good?
Cute!
Isn't it like a pseudohana?
At first, I was going to say "Go out with me", but I wasn't sure if you would go out with me.
Ah, you got a little scared in the middle of it.
Cute!
I see. It's detailed, isn't it?
Yes! I translated it. It's special today.
I see. Yes, thank you very much.
Thank you.
It's interesting.
Now, let's choose a Grand Prix winner from these three.
Grand Prix?
Yes.
Let's see...
Yokoyama-san!
Yes! Congratulations!
Yes!
Now, let's move on.
Samanic Slot!
While she's cooking, she comes next to him and tries to give him a snack, but he says...
Not yet!
This is a request from Kazumaki-san.
Now, who should I give it to?
What should we do?
When it comes to cooking, it's Yasawa-san, isn't it?
It's always Yasawa-san!
Yasawa-san!
What is it?
Don't make it up!
I know!
Don't make it up!
I'm going to be an actress!
You're going to be an actress?
Please don't eat it!
Alright, let's begin.
While she's cooking, she comes next to him and tries to give him a snack, but he says...
Not yet!
You said you'd eat it with me, didn't you?
She was about 38 years old.
She's pretty good at giving snacks.
She was a housewife.
No, I'm not!
I'm a celebrity!
Alright, let's move on to Su-chan.
I want to see it!
It's not like I don't do housework.
Alright, let's move on.
While she's cooking, she comes next to him and tries to give him a snack, but he says...
Not yet!
I see!
Wow, you're good!
I thought you were going to say something like this.
Maybe it's how mothers say it.
You're good!
Isn't it wonderful?
It was good, wasn't it?
Now...
If you come with Su-chan...
Miraccho!
Ah, it's gross!
Are you ready?
Now, then...
Let's begin.
While you're cooking, you come next to him and try to eat a snack.
Towards him, you say, "Not yet."
Do you want to eat it?
Oh, well...
Ah...
Not yet!
Gross!
It's like...
Eto-san is doing a fierce competition.
What's wrong, Eto-san?
I don't want to eat it!
That's right.
It's scary, but what are you making?
What are you making?
It's like a confession.
It's a serious confession.
Yes, thank you.
Now...
Now, it's here!
Kato-san!
You're amazing!
Eh? What should I do with this much?
You can cook, right?
That's right.
So...
I'll show you.
Now, then...
While you're cooking, you come next to him and try to eat a snack.
Towards him, you say, "Not yet."
Stop it!
Not yet!
Yeah!
What should we do?
I kissed you without thinking!
And that was Asako!
That was great!
Isn't it great?
I didn't know there was an idol like Asako!
But you did your best, didn't you?
Yes!
It was a little too raw, wasn't it?
But I think it was great!
Yes!
And the Grand Prix goes to...
The Grand Prix goes to Kato!
Yes! Thank you very much!
Well, can we do one more?
Yes!
Well, let's do it!
Samaric...
...slow!
Stop!
She argues about trivial things and acts sweet to herself, but she's a little crazy because she wants to appear on the show.
Gomerinkop!
Yes!
What is that thing?
Well, before that, let's announce it!
Yes, please!
Yes!
Now, the first round of seats is about to end.
"Fuji TV 7th" will air "Game Center CX" from 10 p.m. the day after tomorrow.
Please don't miss it!
Yes!
Well...
The rest of the show will be on-demand.
Yes!
I'm sorry we don't have much time left.
Well, since we're at it, can we have Kato-san end it with what she just said?
Towards the camera.
Yes, well...
Kato-san, please!
Stop it!
Come on!
Stop it!
I can't do it anymore!
Well, I don't have a claim for what you just said.
You don't have a claim for it, do you?
- Yes. - Yes.
Well, who else hasn't said it yet?
Omerinko-kun...
Ah, shall we go with Eto-chan?
Yes!
I'm not that kind of person!
- Kawaii-chan! Buriko! Buriko! - I'm not that kind of person!
Maria is that kind of person!
- I'm not that kind of person! - Maria is that kind of person!
- We have a new request. - This is a request from a fan named Kazuki-nii-san.
Maria is that kind of person. I'm asking you honestly.
- I didn't say it! I didn't say it! - Well, let's go!
When you have a small fight and apologize to yourself, but you're embarrassed and you're a little surprised and you apologize, what kind of Omerinko-kun is it?
Omerinko-kun!
- It's not bad! - It's not bad!
- Yes, yes.
- Please listen to what Honchi just said. - What? What's wrong?
- Isn't it cute?
- It's not cute! - It's not cute!
It's not cute, it's not cute!
- It's cute! - It's cute!
Pooh's face wasn't very cute though.
- Pooh's face... - Do it again.
- Do Pooh's face. - Do Pooh's face.
- I'm scared! - Do it again.
You're good. You're even better than that picture from back in the day.
- Thank you. - So actually...
I'm not good at this kind of thing!
Kiguchi-san!
It's fine, it's fine.
It's not like this is a big plot twist.
It's not a big plot twist.
It's really...
What would you do if you were me?
But I'd be surprised, right?
Huh?
I'd be surprised.
You'd be surprised, right?
You'd be surprised at your boyfriend, right?
Let's go.
Gomerinko-ppu, when you make a small mistake and apologize because you're embarrassed.
Gomerinko-ppu!
Well, you know what I mean, right?
But I'm embarrassed and I can't say it, right?
I can't say "gomerinko-ppu", right?
If I say it seriously...
Well, I'm a man, so I can't say it.
Do you say it in your work?
I say it a lot.
I say "gomerinko-ppu" and "gomerinko-ppu" and say "kawaii".
It doesn't matter at all, but it doesn't matter at all.
Today, Saito-san came and met me and said "Masao- san, I have good news for you."
I thought "Huh? Did something happen?"
I'm not good at it, so I thought "Will I suddenly get married here?"
I finally cured my teeth.
Kawaii!
I don't know!
But when I heard it...
By the way, Saito-san used to have a tooth he liked and he pulled it out himself.
Healthy teeth...
Oh, right.
He pulled it out.
It took about an hour for him to pull it out.
And the fragments of the tooth he pulled out were still buried in his toothbrush.
I still have it.
I want you to pull it out.
If you say it like that, it's certainly good news, right?
Well, Saito-san, let's go!
What?! Really?!
It hurts, it hurts...
Well, let's go!
Gomerinkop when you fight over trivial things and apologize to yourself because you're embarrassed.
Gomerinkop...
I'm sorry, I always do this.
I see!
This is...
That's how it is.
28 years old, as expected of you.
I want to kick you.
Now, it's a group of three, right?
Saito-san, you're in it?
Am I in it?
You're in it. Then it's Saito-san.
Thank you!
You're in it, right?
You're in it.
You're in it?
I'll definitely download it.
Now, next...
As a bonus...
Let's do one more.
Summerlic Slot...
Start!
Stop!
When you're looking for him who's hiding and being mean...
Darling, come out!
This is a request from fansumma.net's Diamond Pinch-san.
Michel!
I said I'd do it as a bonus, but I didn't say your name either...
If it wasn't a bonus, you wouldn't have done it?
No, no, no...
Michel-san was going to do it, Michel-san!
This is a theme for you, Michel-san!
Now, Michel-san...
Are you ready? Let's go!
When you're looking for him who's hiding and being mean...
Darling, come out!
So cute!
Michelle, do you know what this line is?
No, I don't know it at all.
Ah, you don't know it!
I don't know it.
You don't know it.
Maybe I said it in a different way.
I said it in a different way.
Actually, there is a character like this.
Please tell us about it.
It's in "Dragon Ball".
What? What's in "Dragon Ball"?
It's Tsutsungami's "shuwachi".
"Shuwachi"?
It's Ultraman's "shuwachi".
"Shuwachi"!
It's Ultraman's "shuwachi".
"Shuwachi"!
There was an anime character like this.
Ah, is that so?
That person also said it in that way.
Thank you very much.
Yes.
Then, there is one more, right?
Yes, there is.
Nagano-san!
Good luck!
Nagano-san seems to be good at this.
No, what are you saying?
Huh?
What are you saying?
You said it.
You also said "gomerinko-kun" just now.
"Gomerinko-kun", right?
That's why...
I usually say it, so there is not much gap.
I probably didn't say it on purpose.
I see.
Then, let's go.
"Darling detekuruccha" when you are looking for someone who is hiding maliciously.
"Darling detekuruccha"!
Cute!
Isn't it good?
It's good!
How do you like it? Say it yourself.
How was it?
I tried to say it with a moe moe character in mind.
Oh, a moe moe character!
Wasn't it good?
Who was it?
It was fun.
Who was it?
I don't know. If you were talking, you would have settled down here.
So, we all did it!
Who wants to do it for 400 times?
Lastly, who wants to do it for 400 times?
Who has the courage?
Come out here!
No one?
It's okay, right?
No one?
Knock it off!
You want to go, don't you?
Are you ready?
Yes!
This is the last one! This is the end!
This is...
400 times... This is the last one of this 400 times of "Fanservice Quest"!
Yes! It's the end!
It's the end! Are you ready?
Let's go!
Darling, you're coming out when you're looking for him who's hiding meanly!
Darling, where are you? Darling!
Darling, you're coming out!
What is this?! What is this?!
What is this?! What are you doing?! Your finger!
She stabbed him with her finger!
With a scabbard!
She made a hole in the scabbard and stabbed him like this!
She was on the other side of the scabbard!
What was she doing?
I like Ram-chan, though!
What part of Ram-chan is this?
Ram-chan!
It's the tail part!
Ah, the tail!
The tail!
It's the tail!
There's a tail, right? There is, right? I don't know!
Well, it can't end like this!
I'm sorry!
It's really the last one!
Yes!
"Sacoistum"!
You can do it!
Why?!
Chusty!
Hey! Aren't you good at this?
Yes, Chusty!
Shut up!
Well, is it okay now?
Please do a great recovery. Let's go.
Darling, you're coming out!
Darling... you're coming out!
Chusty!
Stop it!
It's really... it's really cute!
So this is your own "very cute" style of recovery, right?
Yes, I'm trying to use this style of recovery now.
Okay, understood.
Yes, thank you for your wonderful performance.
Well, since it's the last one and it's too late, how about we start with the Grand Prix?
Grand Prix?
I see. Then...
Sakai-san!
Who is it?
It's Nagano-san!
Alright, everyone's finished, right?
Ponchi, are you okay?
Yes, I'm alive.
You're alive?
No, you're not alive!
Stop it!
I'm sorry!
Alright, we're heading back now, but we'll continue from tomorrow.
Like 500 times.
We'll do our best!
We'll aim for that. Until then, Kato-san, please take care of your health.
I will!
It's okay, it's okay!
Alright, that's all for today!
This has been Fansuffering S! Goodbye!
Goodbye!