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- Wow, I'm so excited! - So excited!
Idol Class is starting now!
Yeah!
Whiskey and cheer!
- I'm so excited! - Yeah!
It's like a different proportion
Ah, a swimsuit with no etch-it
For the first time, you looked me in the eye
That bare skin, that warrior
Dyeing my cheeks, running on the highway
Ah, a silver pool
Like cutting through a noisy city, you looked like you were flying
Dramatically, say yeah yeah love
Mysteriously, so all time
Even though we were together so much
Sentimentally, I fell in love
Oh, I'm crazy about you
I thought you were just an ordinary woman
But love is different
Oh, it's not like that
Suddenly, I fell in love with you on a different day
Lately I've been jealous of you
I thought we wouldn't get along
But starting today I'm confused
About this strange feeling
On a summer day
Idling!
Now, let's start Idling!
During the song, a little bit of Kikuchi-san's blue ride conflict has occurred.
Will it be okay? I think there will be MC-ing fans, so please look forward to it!
I'm Morimoto Ayaka, a new TV announcer. Thank you for having me.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers and are growing in popularity.
The purpose of this program is for girls to become more beautiful.
Yes, and this is Idling!
This week's goal is 25 minutes of broadcast.
Then, let's introduce Idling!
Now, let's introduce Idling!
Today's theme is "If you could be someone else for just one day, who would you be?", Kato-san!
I'm Idling! No. 1 Kato Sayaka.
If I could be someone else for just one day, I'd like to be very famous, so I'd like to be Paris Hilton-san!
I'm Idling! No. 4 Etta Maria.
If I could be someone else for just one day, I'd like to be a boy and do things I can't do!
I'm Idling! No. 5 Takiguchi Mira.
If I could be someone else for just one day, I'd like to be Kobayashi Tachiko-san and wear flashy clothes!
I'm Idling! No. 5 Eta Rika.
If I could be someone else for just one day, I'd like to be a gyarosune-san who can't eat anything!
I'm Idling! No. 4 Yokoyama Rika.
If I could be someone else for just one day, I'd like to be a croquette-san and imitate various people!
I'm Idling! No. 1 Morimoto Suruka.
If I could be someone else for just one day, of course I'd like to be Ainz Rina Jolie-san!
Of course!
I'm Idling! No. 14 Sakai Hitomi.
If I could be someone else for just one day, I'd like to be Sekio!
Who said that?
Kibutsu-san?
Is it for real?
It's for real.
I'm Idling! No. 16 Fukuchi Ami.
I'd like to be Prime Minister!
I'm Idling! No. 17 Fukuchi Ami.
I'm Idling! No. 17 Miyake Hitomi.
If I could be someone else for just one day,
I'd like to be Leon-kun, who I love, and sleep all day!
I see.
Okay, we'll have Leon-kun today.
Let's go with Kibushi-san and Aonori as well!
Let's go!
What did you say?!
Various strange incidents occur behind the scenes of Idling!
What is the reason for girls' tears?
A famous detective appears.
More witnesses.
Suspects in white clothes.
Hiding.
Suspicious shadows.
Various human relationships intertwine.
Then! A new madonna appears!
Is there an incident in a maze?!
Idling! No. 17 Fukuchi Ami.
Only fans of Idling! No. 17 Fukuchi Ami.
Quiz Boom is here!
Quiz Boom is still going on.
Quiz Boom is full of quizzes that only Idling members can do.
We plan to do more quizzes like this.
Who will give us which quizzes?
Let's meet our guests.
The first one is No. 14, Sakai-san!
Hello, Sakai-san!
Nice to meet you!
It's the first time!
You've been rejected once, haven't you?
I don't want to remember the past.
Well, then...
Please give us the title call!
Quiz! Let's compare Sakai-san's Miyazaki dialect!
Sakai-san, what kind of quiz is this?
This quiz is...
Sakai-san, please compare a certain person with Miyazaki dialect.
And for those of you who answered correctly,
please answer what that means in standard Japanese.
This might be difficult.
Even so, I'm sure many of you don't know much about Miyazaki dialect,
so before we start the quiz,
Sakai-san, please give us one point Miyazaki dialect lesson.
I see! This is important!
First up is...
I love you
That's good!
"I love you" in Miyazaki dialect...
How do you say it?
Sakai-san, please face the camera and say "I love you" with all your might!
I want to touch you!
She wants you to touch her!
Wow! Really?
Seriously! Don't laugh!
Be serious!
Please say it in Miyazaki dialect.
I love you.
I see!
Miyazaki dialect is cute!
The Grand Prix goes to Sakai-san!
There's one more thing!
Here it is!
If you say "frog brothers" in Miyazaki dialect, what would it be?
It's "bikkyo no shachi".
What?
"Bikkyo no shachi".
Yes, it's "bikkyo no shachi".
"Shachi"... "shachi" has another creature called "shachi".
"Bikkyo no shachi" means "frog brothers".
In your daily life, do you find "frog brothers" as a theme?
Not really.
Well, you know, I often find "frog brothers" in a rice field.
And they say "oh, there's "bikkyo no shachi" too!"
I don't know which one is which.
I see.
When there are "frogs" around.
I see.
Now, let's move on to the quiz.
Now, this is where it gets serious.
Here's what Sakai will say in Miyazaki dialect.
What is it?
Me?!
That's right.
Me?!
From now on, Sakai-san will use Miyazaki dialect to describe Masuo-san.
Everyone will look at the Miyazaki dialect example and use standard Miyazaki dialect to guess what Sakai-san is saying.
I see.
It's difficult, isn't it?
I see.
It's difficult, isn't it?
It means how Sakai-san sees me, right?
What kind of image does Sakai-san usually see me in? Does she see me in appearance or impression?
First of all, Sakai-san will use standard Miyazaki dialect to describe Masuo-san.
In standard Miyazaki dialect.
What do you think of Masuo-san?
I'm quite kind to Sakai-san.
What do you mean?
Is there anyone else other than Sakai-san who is cold?
Well, it depends on each of you.
Kato-san, you don't seem to be kind to Sakai-san.
No, I want to be kind to Sakai-san.
Do you want to be kind to Sakai-san?
I want to be kind to Sakai-san.
How about you?
I see.
Like this.
Masuo-san, it's like this.
I see.
Yes, yes, yes.
What is it?
That's what you think, don't you?
No, it's like... I just thought about it in a kind way.
Even so, you're a kind person.
You seem quite strict.
I see.
The words you just wrote in Miyazaki dialect...
Please write them in Miyazaki dialect.
So that's what you thought, Sakai-san.
I see.
Well then, Sakai-san, let's first look at the Miyazaki dialect answers.
Here they are!
"Naba" (mule)
See, even his nose is straight.
That's a good explanation.
It's sentimental.
Sakai-san, what part of Miyazaki dialect sounds like "naba"?
Masuno-san's atmosphere also sounds like "naba".
I feel like he's carrying "naba" around.
He's not carrying "naba" around!
He's not carrying it around!
I've only been looking at his head.
No, I was trying to look at this side.
Now, what does "naba" mean in Miyazaki dialect?
Everyone, please write it down on your flipbook.
By the way, what does Miyazaki dialect sound like for you, Yazawa-san?
What could it be?
It sounds like "dago".
"Dago"?
Yazawa-san, it's "dago"!
"Dago"!
What does "dago" mean?
It means "dango".
Sakai, you're terrible!
"Dago", right?
It sounds like it, right?
What about you, Eto-chan?
In Miyazaki dialect, it's "megane", right?
I see.
"Megane", Miyazaki dialect, "megane", what does it mean in standard Japanese?
In standard Japanese, it's "megane".
It's just like that?
Everyone, did you write it down?
Time's up!
Let's take a look!
One, two, three, open!
"kinoko" (mushroom)
Mushroom, "ohage" (beard)
"kinoko" (mushroom)
Sticky, sticky feeling, "surena" (slimy)
"kiguchi" (kiguchi)
"baka" (stupid)
"naba" (nava)
"kan" (kan)
"naba" (nava)
"baka" (stupid)
"tabako" (cigarette)
There are many styles.
So you mean you are "kinoko", "ohage", "baka" and sticky.
You think so?
Wait, I don't have "ohage" (beard) but I have "kiguchi" (slimy)
Kiguchi is "ohage" (beard) but you have "ohage" (slimy)
Maybe for "yufuku"? (luxury)
It's "yufuku".
This is the only things I've heard about "yufuku" except for "katei".
Now, is there an answer in here? Sakai-san, please give us the answer!
The answer is...
Jyaring Jyaring Shiitake Mushroom!
And with that, everyone is wrong!
Mushrooms aren't Shiitake Mushrooms, right?
What do you mean by mushrooms?
Mushrooms are mushrooms in Miyazaki.
And "baka" is "baka"?
"Baka" is... "baka", right?
And with that, there is no correct answer!
And with that...
These guys are really annoying!
Sakai-san, thank you very much!
Yes, thank you very much!
Takeguchi-san, you think I'm stupid, don't you?
But, but, don't you think I'm super funny when I think of shiitake?
Shiitake and shiitake are food, you know?
Masuno-san is human, you know?
You're serious!
Shiitake, call, Masuno, like. It's really funny.
That day, when I started eating yakisoba, I started acting weird.
It was like I was at home, you know?
Now, let's continue with the special.
Special No. 5, Takeguchi-san!
What is it? What is it?
That's right.
Yes.
I haven't heard of it.
This is the first time Takeguchi-san is doing an interview.
When it comes to Takeguchi-san, when it comes to anything in an idol group,
it's about pulling people's legs.
Dirty!
Today, Takeguchi-san will give you the perfect quiz.
Thank you very much!
Yes, let's go with Takeguchi-san's quiz.
Please read the title on the board.
Yes!
Quiz! Takeguchi Mira's Big Success Derby!
It's the opposite, isn't it?
I feel like I've heard of it before, but...
Yes!
Even though Takeguchi-san can't do anything safely with "Quiz! Takeguchi Mira's Big Success Derby!",
her pride is high!
What can Takeguchi-san do to succeed?
It's a "quiz, quiz, quiz" quiz.
Yes!
I didn't want her to say this.
It was Yokoyama-san's big failure derby.
It's the exact opposite of what Yokoyama-san can do anything with.
Please explain the rules.
Yes!
From now on, Takeguchi-san will be challenged about seven things.
The members will be challenged about how many challenges Takeguchi-san will succeed in.
Yes!
For those who succeed in the challenge, they will receive a 1,000 yen voucher for their failure challenge.
Yes!
Now, here are the 7 challenges that Takeguchi-san will probably fail in!
If it's really Takeguchi-san, then she'll probably fail in all of them!
Maybe she'll succeed in some of them!
So...
Close your eyes, hold your breath for 30 seconds, stop, hold for 15 seconds,
balloon inflates, eyes inflate, deep kanji problem...
Well, I don't think she'll go all the way to kanji problem.
I don't think I can do all of them.
Why?!
Right?
You can't even go to the center, right?
Now, are you confident, Takeguchi-san?
Yes! I'm full of confidence!
Full of confidence?
I'm sure you can do it!
By the way, if Takeguchi-san fails in all of them,
you will receive a 1,000 yen voucher for your failure challenge!
Now!
It's all up to Takeguchi-san!
Now, let's begin with the crucial quiz!
Yes!
Quiz?
Quiz!
Yes! Here's the question!
Out of the seven challenges, how many will Takeguchi- san succeed in?
Everyone, please think about it!
Yes, everyone!
Takeguchi-san,
if you think you might make a mistake here,
if you think you might fail here,
please name it!
If you make a mistake here,
everyone makes mistakes, so...
How many times is "pla-hoop" decided?
"Pla-hoop" is 15 seconds!
15 seconds!
I see!
You might call a miracle!
Ah...
Maybe...
You might call a miracle!
I've made a lot of miracles, but...
Now, think about it!
I've never succeeded in any of them!
Where will you succeed in?
I'll succeed in...
I'll succeed in a place?
Close your eyes and give it to the expert.
First of all, it's hard to close your eyes.
I can close my eyes!
You succeeded quite early!
What is a kendama?
Kendama is placed on the biggest plate.
Can you do it?
I think I can do it.
Kendama first!
Kendama!
Yes!
It became like this.
Everyone's predictions came out correctly!
While everyone in the studio is watching...
Takiguchi-san, who holds the name of an idol group...
Your first challenge...
Close your eyes and stand on one leg for 30 seconds!
Shall we start?
Yes! I'll do my best!
By the way, Takiguchi-san...
You predicted that you would succeed here.
Yazawa-san and Eto-san...
Will you succeed?
I think I'll call a miracle.
Will you call a miracle here?
Yes!
I understand.
Takiguchi-san, do your best!
Let's start!
Takiguchi Mira's big success derby!
It's easy!
Her first challenge...
Close your eyes and stand on one leg for 30 seconds!
Start!
It's difficult!
As expected, it's a big failure!
At this point, it's incorrect for you and Azawa- san to win.
Next, Takigusu-san, are you confident of succeeding in the next challenge?
Yes, I do!
15 seconds is fine!
By the way...
Since I used to do swimming, I'm good at counting seconds.
If you say that, does it have anything to do with seconds?
If you look at it as a success, it's a mistake of 0.5 seconds.
0.5 seconds, is it okay?
By the way, Kato-san and Sakai-san are expected to succeed here.
Now, Takigusu-san, is it okay?
Let's go! Takigusu-san's big success derby!
Second challenge, stopwatch, 15 seconds stop!
Start!
Is it okay?
Now, 15 seconds!
It's 15 seconds, right?
Will it stop properly?
I'll announce it!
The time is... 10.71 seconds!
As expected of Takigusu-san!
5 seconds difference!
Not bad at all!
I really don't know what's inside.
Inside clock! It's analog!
Here, Sakai-san and Kato-san are incorrect!
Everyone, you're overestimating Takigusu-san!
You can't do it! You can't do it!
Now, Takigusu-san, the next challenge is "mysterious mystery"!
Are you confident in "mysterious mystery"?
"Mysterious mystery" is fine!
Yes! When I was little, I liked it and did it a lot.
I understand.
Now, let's begin!
The third challenge, "mysterious mystery"!
Start!
Please answer within 3 seconds.
"Mysterious mystery"!
What is the bird on the newspaper?
Yes! Bird on the newspaper!
Bird?
What is the bird on the newspaper?
Eh? P-pigeon?
I don't know! I don't know!
Eh? Wrong!
Bird?
I don't know! I don't know!
Bird?
Book! Book! Book! Book! Book! Book! Book! Book!
15 seconds left!
It's not a bookmark!
Bookmark!
Wrong!
10 seconds left!
I don't know! I don't know!
Hill! Hill! Hill!
5 seconds left!
What else is there?
4, 3...
Butterfly!
Time's up!
Does anyone know?
My answer is...
Elbow!
By the way, a butterfly is not a bird.
By the way, though...
Well, Takiguchi-san!
Well, well...
Well!
You couldn't answer it well, but...
Next, a balloon gum will inflate!
Yes!
Yes, Yokoyama-san and Miyake-san are guessing now.
As expected, a balloon gum will inflate.
It's okay, Mira-chan.
Yes, well then, Takiguchi-san!
Do your best!
Let's go!
Takiguchi-san and Mira-chan's big success derby!
A balloon gum will inflate!
Start!
Please make it in one minute!
Don't swallow it!
Don't swallow it like you usually do!
Okay, 40 seconds left!
The face of someone who eats gum the most in Japan is ugly.
Is it coming?
No! Failure! Failure! Failure!
Just make it inflate! Just make it inflate!
Just! Just make it inflate!
Just make it inflate!
15 seconds!
No, no! You have to make it properly!
4, 3, 2, 1...
Fail!
That's not allowed!
If you don't make it like this, it's not allowed!
Yes, so it's a fail!
Yokoyama-san and Miyako-san are correct.
Yes!
So, let's continue.
Next is kendama, Takiguchi-san.
Kendama?
Kendama, right.
On the biggest plate, hold it like this.
Takiguchi-san, do you know where you should hold your kendama?
Usually...
Here.
Correct!
So, this will be your great success.
Let's move on to the next challenge.
Next challenge...
Kendama!
Start!
Out!
I didn't know how to do it!
That's right, Takiguchi-san, you didn't know how to do it.
And with that, it's a failure.
And with that, Kikuchi-san and Morita-san are wrong.
Let's go!
Let's go! Pla-hoop!
Yes!
Pla-hoop is 15 seconds.
This is okay.
With this, everyone is wrong.
You're overdoing it, Takiguchi-san.
That's impossible!
You're overdoing it.
With that, Takiguchi-san, is it okay?
Let's go!
Takiguchi-san's big success derby.
Pla-hoop!
15 seconds, start!
Yes!
Out!
I'm really sorry! I'm really sorry!
7 seconds.
It was 7 seconds.
That was close.
You didn't say half of it.
I didn't say half of it.
Yes, with that, let's continue.
Yes!
On Fuji TV 721, this Saturday at 11pm,
Red Passion Live 08 - Live in Odaiba will be broadcasted.
Remio Romagna, Aoyama Teruma-san and other popular artists will gather.
Please watch it.
Yes, let's continue, Takiguchi-san!
The next challenge is kanji questions!
I can do it!
Okay, okay!
Yes, second generation of kanji.
Please use your full name.
Big success derby, kanji questions!
Start!
Yes, until the broadcast ends.
30 seconds left!
Oh, it's going well.
You're too fast!
20 seconds left!
You can't quit being a cricket!
You can't quit being a cricketer!
Five seconds left!
Everyone, goodbye!
Is that okay?
Time's up!
Now...
Now, let's see if it's correct or not.
Let's start with reading it.
First, Morita-san.
Yes!
What do you think of this?
Yes, it's correct!
Next, Kawamura-san.
Yes!
We can talk now, right?
Yes, Morita-san.
Next, Kawamura-san.
It's correct!
Next, Asahi-san.
Yes!
It's correct!
Next...
Yes...
Kiguchi-san, do you always sign like this?
No, I don't!
The correct answer is...
No, it's not!
"Kiku" came here, right?
"Chiku" became an industry term.
Before that, "kikuchi"'s "chi" became "ike", right?
Yes, it's correct!
Yes, by the way, Michelle-san is also wrong.
Michelle didn't sign it, right?
No, she didn't!
Shushiru...
Shushiru... Shushiru Miki Miki.
And with that...
All of our challenges were a huge failure!
But you know...
Compared to your usual self, I think you did a good job, Takegu-san!
You did a good job!
Masuno-san! Masuno-san!
Not only Takegu-san, but we also did our best!
We did our best!
What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong, Morita- san?
No, it's not normal for Takegu-san to do her best in Takegu-san's corner.
That's right!
We did our best!
I don't know about that, but...
Su-chan, what have you been saying for a while now?
What is it?!
Eh?!
In our corner...
Didn't you say something good?
Isn't it natural for you to do your best?
You got too excited!
Natural for you to do your best
You're trying too hard!
Can't you give me a little praise?!
Well, our corner was more interesting, though...
Well, your corner is indeed interesting, but...
It's a VTR, so if you don't make us a VTR, we'll do our best!
Do your best!
Do your best in front of Junika-chan!
Do your best like this!
Is that so?
Even for that, Su-chan, at home...
Put your laundry in your own room!
Su-chan's...
Wait a minute!
Who did the laundry today?!
Su-chan did it, but...
You haven't even given me back 40 yen yet!
You've been lazy for two months now, Su-chan!
Wait a minute!
40 yen!
In April...
We went from our current Moyori station to another four stations...
And bought four 190 yen grapefruits...
But you still haven't given me back 190 yen!
On the first day, you gave me back 150 yen!
If you give me back 150 yen, I'll give it back someday!
Give it back!
How much did I give you for 150 yen?
I gave you 150 yen, didn't I?
Wait! Then do your laundry properly!
Today I did my own laundry, didn't I?
Su-chan, you were careful and said a lot of things, didn't you?
How much did you say?
About 20,000 yen!
About 20,000 yen is fine!
No, no, no!
20,000 yen is fine!
No, it's on-demand!
It's on-demand, so please look at it in full size!
Give me back 1,000,000 yen!
In full version!
If you shake it a little, I'll put it in!
Su-chan!
Stop it!
It's here, so please enjoy it carefully!
I know, right?
I know!
There's 250 yen inside!
Oh, you're right!
Well...
I want you to give me more money!
Right!
I don't know!
Thank you so much!
Today was a success!
It was a success!
It was an electronic game!
Show me that story again!
So, the quiz team came!
Today, it was Sakai and Tagiguchi!
Is there anyone who hasn't been interviewed yet?
Not yet!
Oh, I see!
Really?
Finally!
What did you do last night?
Was it that light?
What was it?
Quiz... Quiz Hato...
Were you there?
Quiz Hato...
Reflection session!
One-person reflection session!
I remember! I remember!
That's why we don't have a second session!
I see!
By the way, Yazawa-san, the next location may be soon...
Really?!
It may be!
What?!
But...
Is it because you lost weight?
Is it because you can wear a costume now?
Is it because of that problem?
It's hot! It's hot!
Okay! So...
What challenges are waiting for us next time?
That's all for today! The quiz team came!