AISubs v3.5
What did you cook today?
Did you make it?
Idling, let's get started!
Mom, sorry, we have a live show now, I'll be back!
God of love
He is my sun
I want to tell you my feelings
Power! I want your love!
I'm not aiming to be a girl, but today is a special date.
Now, can you kiss me on the cheek?
I want to walk hand in hand with a handsome man.
I don't need any more jokes with my friends.
Stay with me more.
God of summer, please watch over me.
Please give me a spotlight that shines both good and bad.
I love you.
Whether it's sunny or rainy,
just once,
I'll give you a chance to confess my love.
No matter what happens,
no matter what God says,
please look up at me.
I'll give you a spotlight that shines both good and bad.
Will you go out with me?
It's started. By the way, in the opening, Sakai- san actually called his family.
It's interesting.
It's interesting, isn't it?
I'm the MC, Maso. Nice to meet you.
I'm the TV announcer, Maiko Saito. Nice to meet you.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idols to become one person.
"Super Hydring Diary" starts broadcasting from 3.05 am today.
Everyone, summer is coming to an end, but is there anything you've left behind this summer?
We went to school, we went to summer school, we went to the convenience store...
But there is something you've left behind, right?
If you don't do this, you won't be able to finish summer as an idol group.
We've done it all.
Let's do it!
At the end of summer, look over there and pie.
That's it! That's it! That's it!
If you don't do this, you won't be able to say that summer is over!
Yes, this season is coming to an end.
Continuing the end of summer, pie over there
Please explain the rules.
Yes, everyone will play in a tournament format from now on.
First, the person who plays rock-paper-scissors and wins faces that way and points somewhere in four directions with the shout "pai" up and down and left and right.
The person who loses rock-paper-scissors also points somewhere in four directions with the shout and if you point in the same direction as the person pointing, you lose!
You will be thrown "pai" in the face.
As always, it's a planned game.
Yes, everyone, good news! Good news!
Since summer is coming to an end, we've cooled "pai" down a little.
Cooled it down!
We've cooled it down lightly.
It's good, isn't it?
And if you win, you'll get this!
We'll give you a special "tonkefuruku" to cool you down in summer!
Yes! This is a great idea!
If only one person can eat "tachinokontari"...
That's right!
Good luck!
We've cooled this down lightly, too.
Yes!
For Nixie, this is their first "pai".
Yes!
Let's go.
This is the battle table for attention.
First round, Asahi Sakai vs. Nixie,
Kato-san vs. Kizuchi-san,
Tonoka-san vs. Kawamura-san,
Takiguchi-san vs. Morita-san,
and Shido will be Yokoyama-san.
By the way, everyone, even if you're covered in "pai",
you can wear "tachinokontari" in your daily life.
Yes!
Now, we can finally talk about "tachinokontari".
What is this?
What is it?
Can I get dirty?
Can you get dirty?
You've stuffed too much "tachinokontari" in your pocket.
I don't know where you've stuffed it in.
Seriously, let's put this aside for now.
What is it?
You wear it in your daily life, right?
Yes, it's my "tachinokontari".
You don't wear it in your daily life, do you?
Ok!
It's "tachinokontari" of today, right?
"Tachinokontari" of today!
What do you have to hide this tongue!?
This is okay even if it's dirty, right?
And what are you doing with this? It's a little heavy.
Isn't it okay?
Because I'm a celebrity.
What are you going to do with this? Are you going to hold this and do it?
Put this away. It's dangerous.
That's stupid.
That's why it's okay even if it's dirty, right?
Yes, each of you, even if it's dirty.
Wait, wait. If you're wearing clothes that are okay even if they're dirty, why are most of you wearing idol clothes?
Ah, you're right!
There's a lot of clothes. You should be happy. There's a lot of clothes at home.
There's a lot of clothes.
Because it's okay even if it's dirty, right?
There's a lot of clothes.
Okay, let's start with the first round after the commercial.
What is it!?
Various strange incidents occur behind the scenes of idol performances.
What is the reason for the girls' tears?
A famous detective appears.
An increasing number of eyewitnesses.
A suspect in white clothes.
A mysterious shadow that lurks around.
Various human relationships intertwine.
There! A new madonna appears!
Is the incident in a labyrinth!?
Only the fansama club with a lot of benefits can see behind-the-scenes idol performances full of thrills!
We are currently recruiting members!
Now, it's showtime!
PIE! PIE STADIUM!
Suddenly, this is a competition between two students!
Sakai-san! How do you like your first PIE?
No, I absolutely want to eat fruits!
I see! That means you absolutely won't eat PIE today!
I absolutely won't!
Understood!
Asahi-san!
Yes!
How do you like it?
Oh my! My heart is racing!
Your heart is racing?!
Yes! I'm getting too used to this!
Are you nervous?!
I absolutely won't lose!
You! Sakai-san! do you have confidence?!
Yes! I do!
Right! Good luck!
All right! Let's begin the first competition!
PIE THROWING Begins now!
Ahh!
Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors, rock- paper- scissors, rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper- scissors, rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper- scissors, rock-paper- scissors, rock-paper- scissors, rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper- scissors, rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper- scissors, rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper- scissors, rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper- scissors, rock-paper- scissors, rock-paper- scissors, rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper- scissors, rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper- scissors, rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper- scissors, rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper- scissors, rock-paper- scissors, rock-paper- scissors, rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper- scissors, rock-paper-scissors
The winner is Asahi!
Now, Sakai-san!
Sakai-san!
Where are you? Sakai-san, where are you?
How is it, Sakai-san?
It's cold, isn't it?
It's really cold!
It's cold, isn't it? Did you cool it down properly for Sakai-san?
It feels great!
It feels great, right?
It feels like yesterday, doesn't it?
It's like...
It's like 4 years ago, but...
It wasn't like that, right?
It's like your parents didn't call you because they thought something like this would happen, right?
And with that, Asahi-san has won this battle!
Yay!
Now, let's move on!
Next up is Kato-san vs. Kiguchi-san!
Please get ready!
Kato-san is already experienced, right?
She's already experienced, right?
Kato-san should be fine now, right?
Kato-san, how is it?
Yes, I've put a pie in my red ears.
I see!
Kiguchi-san, how is it?
Yes, I'll win at level 1.
Wow!
I see.
For now, I'll say it.
Level 1 is a small talk.
Now, let's move on!
Kato-san vs. Kiguchi-san.
Manatsu no Achi Muite Hoi.
Begin!
First up is me!
Rock, paper, scissors, hoi!
Achi Muite Hoi!
Yay!
Go for it!
Kato-san, that was a salty match, wasn't it?
Yay!
And with that, the winner is Kiguchi!
Winning against a leader makes you happy, doesn't it?
Makes you happy, doesn't it?
Why are you losing like this?
You're the one who's losing!
What a useless way of losing!
And with that, hurry up and take off your jacket!
Next up is Tonoka-chan and Kawamura Yui-chan!
Yes, good luck!
So, first generation and second generation, Tonoka-san!
Yes!
How is it? Ah, because Tonoka-san's skin is dark, her pie stands out, doesn't it?
Ah, stop it!
Are you confident?
I am! I'll definitely show you all my crazy dance with my pie on!
I see!
Now, Kawamura-san's... right?
Yes!
Kawamura-san, how is it?
I'm confident!
I'll mess around with my pie with Ton-chan, who's always acting cute!
I see!
I'm not flirting with you, you bastard!
I'm not!
I see!
I understand! Good luck!
Now, let's begin!
Tonoka-san vs. Kawamura-san's "Look Over There, Pie!"
Begin!
First up is me!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look over there, pie!
Rock, paper, scissors!
You love me, don't you?
Look over there, pie!
Rock, paper, scissors!
You love me, don't you?
Look over there, pie!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look over there, pie!
I did it!
Wow!
And the winner is Kamura!
It's been a while since I opened my eyes this wide.
You don't know how to open your eyes, you just have to open them.
Oh, I'm glad you're all white now.
Cute, cute.
This might be good, this might be good.
And with that, Kamura won this battle!
First generation is strong!
First generation still has Mira-chan and Rurika- chan.
Okay, let's move on.
Takeguchi-san and Morita-san, please come forward!
Mira-chan!
Why did you "in" me?
What is it?
You're an instructor, aren't you?
Some kind of...
Some kind of instructor, right?
Okay, so this is a competition between peers.
Morita-san, what do you think?
Since April, I've been eating a lot of different things.
I see!
I don't want to lose just this morning.
I want to defeat you here.
And Takeguchi-san.
Yes?
I want to turn the pie around for Chikuri, who always says bad things about me on TV.
I see!
Chikuri!
Chikuri is always like that.
That expression is really...
It makes you look away.
The viewers don't know where you're trying to be funny.
The main thing is throwing the pie, right?
Yes!
Let's do it!
Yes! Let's do it!
Let's do it!
Morita-san vs. Takeguchi-san.
Turn the pie around in midsummer.
Start!
One, two...
First generation is strong!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Turn it around and throw it!
First generation is strong!
Rock-paper-scissors!
You love me, don't you?
Turn it around and throw it!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Wow!
Ouch!
Wow!
Is it good?
It's good, isn't it, Morita-san?
I'm going to eat everything that's left in the fridge.
Morita-san wins!
Wow!
You did it!
This is my revenge!
I'm going to tell you my life story.
You don't have to tell me!
Anyway, Takibu-san, you lost.
Sui-chan, you stay there.
Let's go with the last one, Rurika-chan.
There's a scene left.
Takibu-san was defeated.
That was only the first part of the game.
Next up is Morita-san and Yokoyama-san.
This is the match between the two who just won.
You know, Suki-chan's way of saying "look over there" is weird.
That's right!
Actually, she's the only one who can't say "look over there" and has been practicing behind the scenes.
She does it like this.
She uses a lot of feints, so please be careful, Yokoyama-san!
Yes, I'll be careful!
Okay, let's start!
Morita-san vs. Yokoyama-san, "look over there" battle, start!
Rock, paper, scissors!
You love it, right?
Look over there and lose!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look over there and lose!
What are you doing?
I'm slipping.
How do you like your first lose?
Is this whipped cream?
Yes, it's whipped cream.
It's gross.
Is it gross?
This is what you did to Takeuchi-san just now.
Yes, I'm sorry.
It's the first time you two know each other.
Yokoyama-san, it's been a while, how do you like it?
I think seed is wonderful.
Seed is wonderful?
Yes.
There's pressure, but I'm glad you won.
So, Yokoyama-san won this battle!
Be careful, Sui-chan!
Be careful!
So, 4 people are left...no, 5 people are left!
4 people are left!
Oh, 4 people...
4 people are left!
So, Asai-san won...
Oh, as expected, the second-class students are strong this time!
Of course!
The only one left is Yokoyama-san, right?
Yokoyama-san!
This is bad!
Right, Kato-san?
Yes!
Well, we won't be talking about you much after this, so...
Yes!
We'll talk about you while we wait for your turn...
Yes!
Right?
What was wrong with you, Kato-san?
Kato-san's era is over, right?
Before, when we talked about this project, Kato- san...
Yes!
She became a strange fish...
I'll do my best!
You'll do your best from now on!
Yes!
Really...
Right?
The first-class students are getting stronger and stronger...
That's nice...
Right?
There's still a little cream left in your nose...
That's nice, isn't it?
Right!
Right...
And, well...Takiguchi-san...
Yes!
You're amazing, Takiguchi-san!
Today...
You're amazing!
Which one do you want me to laugh at?
Both of you?
Yes!
This is amazing, isn't it?
How is it?
This...
Should I sing a confession song with this?
Yes!
That's nice, isn't it?
Yes!
I feel like I'm going to receive a punishment from the goddess of love!
Yes!
And with that...
The first-class students are getting stronger and stronger...
Yes!
And with that...
Only Yokoyama-san, who is still a first-class student...
That's right!
Has won this kind of result!
Yes!
And with that...
The second round!
Right away...
I think...
You can do it!
I think...
Asahi-san and Takiguchi-san, please come forward!
Physical battle!
Isn't this... you know... a weird face?
That's right! I lost last time, but I definitely don't want to lose again!
That's right! It's a weird face two-top!
That's right!
Takiguchi-san!
Yes!
What do you think of your opponent, Asahi-san?
I'm still in 12th place, so I think I'll be fine!
You're tall!
Yes!
I see!
Asahi-san, what do you think of this? This is a semi-final!
If you win this, you're in the final!
I'll never lose!
You know... you're talking with cream on your feet!
I thought you'd like it!
Yes!
Okay, you two, do your best! Let's begin!
Takiguchi-san vs. Asahi-san, please face each other!
Begin!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Wow!
Kimu, you were the last one to do it.
No, I just did it.
Isn't it different from before?
It's different.
The qualification is this low.
Oh, is it?
I feel like I'm in a different country for a moment.
The qualification is this low.
Wow!
It's so good!
The winner is Asahi!
Yay!
Asahi, you've made it to the finals. How do you feel?
Ami, you've done it too hard.
What did I do?
You looked like a demon.
I was so frustrated because I lost last time.
Oh, you were frustrated.
So I was going to buy something new.
You were talking while kneading the cream.
It's weird.
And Kiguchi-san.
Yes?
You lost, but...
Asahi...
I'm sorry!
These two have nothing to say.
I don't know...
But...
It feels so good.
She's saying it!
She's using you!
So, Asahi-san has won this battle and advanced to the finals.
Thank you!
Well, it does take some time to open it.
It's quite a fierce battle.
Dan-san, be careful! Dan-san, be careful! Dan-san, be careful!
Alright! Let's continue with the semi-finals.
Second place, Kamura-san and Yokoyama-san, please come forward!
It's dangerous! Be careful! It's dangerous, Kamura-san! It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
It's dangerous!
Alright, so these two are from the same agency, but...
So, Kamura-san, what do you think of Yokoyama-san?
I haven't been sucked in yet!
Alright, I'll ask you later.
Yokoyama-san, what do you think?
No, I won't lose to Kappa.
Kappa?
That's right.
I'll put some cream on Kappa.
Right?
Are you alright?
Kamura-san, he's saying it. What do you think?
He's saying it, Kappa.
I won't lose to Lulikabe.
Lulikabe... Oh, right, it's Lulikabe.
Kamura-san, it's a little scary!
I'm determined to do it!
I'll do it!
Why don't you do it right here and now?
Oh, right, we're from the same agency.
We're from the same agency.
Senpai and Haiko, no matter what, I'll do it.
Alright, do your best.
Let's go! Kamura-san and Yokoyama-san!
Manatsu's "Look That Way" pie.
Begin!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look that way!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look that way!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look that way!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Aiko, right?
Rock, paper, scissors!
Aiko, right?
Rock, paper, scissors!
She said "oh"!
Oh, I'm sorry!
It's not "I'm sorry", you hit her!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
The last one was Ms. Kawamura!
She said "I'm sorry", but...
I was cursed a little...
You were cursed!
Ms. Kawamura, what are you doing?
Don't play, don't play!
And so, Ms. Kawamura won this game!
I did it!
And so, it's finally time for the final match!
The final match is...
Ms. Kawamura, who just won...
and Ms. Asahi's double match!
Wow, there's a lot of votes!
The final match is between Ms. Yamamori and Mr. Pai!
Now, let's have an interview with these comedians!
What do you think? Which one do you like?
Which one do you want to get cursed at?
Asahi, I guess?
Ms. Asahi!
I see! You want to hit the comedians and Ms. Yamamori!
All right! Are you two ready?
Let's go!
Ms. Kawamura and Ms. Asahi!
The final match between Ms. Yamamori and Mr. Pai!
Begin!
Rock, paper, scissors!
And he's still going!
Scary!
He got it!
It's a cup! It's a cup! It's a cup!
It's a cup! It's a cup on the table!
And with that...
Scary!
Asahi-san wins!
Okay, last one!
Okay, camera-san!
Camera-san!
Okay, an announcement!
An announcement with that face!
Do it!
Okay, do your best!
The theme song of summer is...
"Girls Event" will be held again this year on January 7th!
"Girls Cop Factory 08" will be broadcast starting tomorrow at 9am!
Kodakubi-san, Osafime-san, Gagumyan-san, Teruma- san, Nakagawa Shouko-san,
and now the most popular artists have gathered!
Tickets are on sale now!
You can go to the concert! You can't go!
You can't miss this special concert!
Okay, that was Asahi-san!
Wow!
I'm so happy!
Yeah, that's good!
I still have it, but are you going to use it again?
I gave it back!
Oh, can you do it again?
Can I?
As a winning round, you can use it again!
Master-san, is it okay for you to end it like that?
Okay, then!
Master-san!
Asahi-san!
You know, I didn't do it last time!
Right, Master-san?
Yeah!
Hey, hey, Nao, Nao!
I think you should try this, everyone!
Yeah! Yeah!
Nao, too!
Always.
Nao, too!
You know, I...
Wait, wait!
It's okay.
Kamura-san!
This is where I fall, so don't take it away from me!
This is where I fall!
You're drooling!
Stop drooling!
Asahi-san, you want me to win, right?
If I win, you won't hit me, right?
Yeah!
You all want to see it, right?!
We want to see it!
Are you okay?
Why?!
Why did you have to hit me like that?!
Ah, Master-san, Master-san!
Over there!
By the way, why am I the only one in trouble?!
Over here.
Over here?
Am I over here?
Yes.
Eh, this is terrible!
Asahi, you can do it!
You can do it!
Wait, wait!
Dad...
What is this?!
Dad...
Are you taking a song bath again today?!
Please don't lose!
If you win, it's fine, right?!
Then, shall we begin?!
If you hit Asahi-san, it's fine, right?!
Yes! If you win, it's fine, Master-san!
Yes!
Now, who will be able to eat the fruit?!
Final match!
As I thought, it's us.
Start!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Ah, wait...
Rock, paper, scissors!
Ah, wait...
Rock, paper, scissors!
(laughter and applause)
Wow, so many are flying!
Wow!
So many!
(laughter and applause)
Wow!
(laughter and applause)
Master, shampoo!
Shampoo!
Is there anywhere I can use shampoo?
There's nowhere I can use shampoo!
(laughter and applause)
That's enough.
(laughter and applause)
I can't breathe!
You can't breathe!
Oh, no, no, no!
(laughter and applause)
I did it!
(cheers and applause)
That's crazy!
(cheers and applause)
What are you doing?
What do you think is fun?
I wanted to come out.
You wanted to come out, didn't you?
I wanted to do it with Robin.
When you saw it, you got excited and came out.
These are normal clothes.
(cheers and applause)
After this, everyone will go to the bathhouse of the station and wash your bodies properly.
Are you happy?
Yes!
I'm glad it's cold.
It's cold!
Everyone, make sure you do it all over again in the summer.
Yes!
Don't apply it slowly!
Yes, that's it!
That's it!
It was a pie looking over in midsummer!
That's it!
(cheers and applause)