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Idol Class
"Idol Class" starts now!
The manatees who ran away from the front lines of the Bayou
The tide is cashing in on the crowd
It's a sad 14 o'clock in the afternoon
With a boating head, we'll go more to the sea and festivals
I love you!
Before that, there's three kilometers left
I'm on a diet and my home is in the mountains
But if I score my first goal, I'll confess my love to you
One, two, step, you see, catch!
The love that started running is still going forward
Don't lose!
Will I be the goddess of victory who will shine on you?
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Two, step!
Even though I finally urged you, your wish won't come true
The glass sky I sweated on
I'll pick you up and push you away
You look bored
I can't light that dream of yours
Now, cheer up!
Fall in love with love and dream
That's the same as last year
But if I don't score my first goal,
I can't confess my love to you
Cheers!
One, two, step, you see, catch!
The love that started running is still going forward
Don't lose!
Will I be the goddess of victory who will shine on you?
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Two, step!
Even though I finally urged you, your wish won't come true
This dream won't run away
If you believe in yourself
This love won't run away
A lie won't work
If I wasn't with you
My heart wouldn't beat so fast
One, two! Love! I'm happy and my eyes are filled with tears
One, two! But one doesn't change into a hundred
If we make it first or second
I'll confess my love for you
One, two! Step! A love that can only be stopped
No matter what moment it is, if we're together
Don't lose! Tomorrow will shine!
I'll show you how to lose to a wish for victory!
Parakuima (Parakuima)
[Idol Ring]
Even though we are recording in the studio, all of our air conditioners are broken and I'm sweating.
It's started.
Idol Ring, I'm your host, Marcelo. Thank you for coming!
Thank you for coming!
Today, we have a lot of audience here.
I'm your host, Maiko Saito. Thank you for having me!
Thank you for having me!
This show is for girls who are growing up as idol singers.
The first episode of "Idol Ring" will air this Thursday at 3:40 PM.
Let's go!
It's decided!
"Idol Ring Summer Youkai Character Contest"!
"Idol Ring Summer Youkai Character Contest" has finally started!
I thought they would make us drink tea in the middle of the show.
But they actually do it!
They do it!
We are responsible for it.
They do it until the end.
They do it.
We asked idol ring members for their favorite youkai characters.
And we got about 400 applications!
Wow!
Thank you very much!
We will introduce you to youkai characters that members chose and cosplayed.
Let's get started!
The first youkai character is "Yazawa Erika".
She cosplayed as "Tomoya Nishikawa" from Tokyo.
"Metabo youkai" Yazawa!
"Metabo youkai" Yazawa repeated a rebound as a diet and gained too much weight.
It's sunny. Is it beautiful?
So you're saying you're wearing a jeep you don't usually wear.
No!
Is this a shift?
No!
I'm wearing something like a jeep.
You're wearing something like a jeep?
Yes.
Oh, is that so?
I see.
That's nice. Can you walk a little?
Don't break it!
Don't break the studio!
Don't break it!
Don't break the studio!
Don't break it!
That's nice.
This...
This round thing is nice, isn't it?
This is a small size roller.
Did you put a lot of stuff in your cheeks today?
No, I didn't!
You put a lot of stuff in your cheeks today.
Wake up! Wake up!
You can do it! You can do it!
A little more! A little more!
That's how you roll!
So, that was Yazawa of Metamorphosis!
Please wait over there!
Let's move on to the next youkai!
Next up is No. 11, Morita Suzuka's youkai character.
A work by Tamori in Kanagawa Prefecture, "Dokonjo Su-chan".
"Dokonjo Su-chan" is a youkai who wears a T-shirt with Su-chan's face and voice inked in it.
Her face and voice are similar to Su-chan's,
and it is rumored that her spirit is stronger than Su-chan's.
It's coming!
Su-chan, where are you?
Eat the cucumber!
Wonderful!
You're wearing my T-shirt, right?
Yes!
You're big today!
Do you know the anime "Dogonjo Gairu"?
I know!
How do you feel about becoming a youkai today?
It's a lot of fun!
Su-chan, don't call me "Yazawa-san"!
Help me!
I can't get up, Su-chan!
Don't break it!
Don't break it, Su-chan!
Okay, we're withdrawing!
What?! Why?!
We're withdrawing!
Why?!
What is this?!
Su-chan's mouth is so thin, so she looks like a youkai!
I can see "Yazawa-san" so clearly!
Okay, we're withdrawing!
Can you really not get up?!
Okay, this has been "Dogonjo Su-chan"!
Thank you very much!
Don't kick and roll where you're not in the frame!
Yazawa-san is playing soccer!
Su-chan, you're terrible!
Okay, we're withdrawing!
Next up is a youkai character from "Tonoka Erika- san"!
A work by Masahiro Endo from Niigata Prefecture!
"Devil Snow Woman"!
I'm scared!
Youkai "devil snow woman"
Once you open your mouth, it snows.
If you talk a little, it becomes a blizzard.
If you talk with Miko,
people who were too close in the cold
cannot do anything but cough.
It's a very scary youkai.
But, recently,
she has been appealing to go on an idol route
and making everyone around her laugh.
And so...
Devil Yukion has appeared.
It's scary, isn't it?
I have a question.
What did you eat this morning?
For breakfast...
What kind of idol do you want to be in the future?
Goto Manki-san.
Amazing!
Wow, amazing!
How old are you?
17.
Quality!
It's really quality!
Scary...
And so...
How about you, Yazao-san?
Yazao-san, what do you think?
Help me!
Please say something to Yazao-san.
No, I'm glad I didn't go that far.
Eh? Why?
This woman might be the toughest.
And so, that was Devil Yukion-san!
Um... Yazao-san, please don't move too much.
The audience will see you.
I don't want to move!
Okay, let's follow her.
Don't get moved by useless things!
No. 13, Serina Nagano's "Youkai" character.
A work by Nagayan from Osaka Prefecture.
"Youkai Summer Vacation Debut".
Before summer vacation, she was serious and quiet.
After summer vacation, she debuted as a gyaru from an ordinary middle school student.
However, she was originally a middle school student who liked to joke around.
If she is rejected, there is a possibility of returning to an ordinary middle school student.
Here it is.
Senpai, please have a look.
Nagano-san, good luck!
It can't be better than that! What is that number?
That's right!
Today, Murui Shigeru-san came here.
Thank you!
Murui Shigeru-san, you are amazing!
Thank you for coming to this busy place.
But being a gyaru, when you are close, you smell like a baby, right?
It's not a baby!
You smell like a baby!
It's not a baby! It's not a baby!
Ah, I see.
Then, how do you like it, Igurina-san?
I like it! It's cute!
What's with the sound?
Then, let's continue.
Next up is Yokoyama Rurika-san's youkai character.
Inada Tomukazu-san's work, "Rurikabe".
It's huge!
Go! Go!
3 meters tall.
Yokai Rurikaben.
He is the number one in yokai in Boxer.
He often appears in Odaiba.
He doesn't have such an attack power, but when he gets angry, he occupies the screen.
His weak point is his constellation.
Lulikabe...
Are you okay?
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Lulikabe-san!
Yes!
This is supposed to be a hand, right?
Is this supposed to be a hand?
That's right, but he doesn't have a hand...
What, what, what do you mean you don't know what it is?
I don't know. I can't see the side of it.
I don't want Hinada-san to sit next to me like this.
I can't see at all.
Okay, Lulikabe-san...
Over there...
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out! Watch out!
You're in my way!
Okay, let's move on.
Next up is Asahi Nao-san's youkai character.
Chiba Prefecture, Bombi-san's work, Bimbougami Asahi.
Youkai, Bimbougami Asahi...
Once you're possessed, you're finished.
As long as you don't harm people, you'll continue to exist for half a year.
What a terrifying youkai.
Today, you may be the one to be possessed.
Okay, Bimbougami-san...
You're scary, Bimbougami-san!
You're scary and you look like you're the poorest of us all!
You've done your best, Asahi-san!
It's scary when you're obsessed with being poor.
Are you King Bombi?
King Bombi, one, two...
King Bombi!
You know...
You're not bad at all.
You're not bad at all, King Bombi.
Where is it?
Master-san, don't be so stubborn.
I'll invite you to Bombi-nasu's world!
Um... Bombi-rasu-enesu... Isn't it Bombi-nasu-sei?
Bombi-rasu-enesu...
Ah! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
What is that?
You're doing it on your own!
(Laughter and applause)
You know...
All of the girls around me are saying that they don't like that part of you.
Right?
Because you're poor.
Now! Let's continue.
Ah! Before that...
It's lined up like this.
Let's take a look at it.
Yokoyama-san, are you okay?
Can you hold it up to your heart rate?
Try crouching a little.
I can't crouch.
Ah, you can't crouch.
Ah, a cardboard box.
It's super light!
(Laughter)
It doesn't have much power.
Ah, I'm scared! I'm scared!
(Laughter)
Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it!
How well are you doing?
How many meters are there?
Ah, I'm sorry!
Toroga-san!
Yukio-na-san, do you know how many meters are here?
Let me see...
(Screaming)
Dokonjo Su-chan, what do you think of it?
It's big!
(Laughter)
Thank you very much.
Your neck is talking, right?
Yes, it is.
Yamao-san, please run in front of it.
I'm glad you let me go!
Well, let's go again.
Is it okay?
When I wake up.
It's okay, it's okay.
Will you wake up?
I think I can do it myself.
Sorry, I don't have a hand.
Well, let's go on.
You don't touch poor people, do you?
Poor people? I'm afraid of touching them.
How about you, poor people?
You're wearing that outfit.
Well, he's poor.
He doesn't have any character at all.
He's poor.
Well, let's go on.
Next is No. 8.
It's Honchi-san's youkai character.
It's a work of Takemasu Naganori-san in Hiroshima Prefecture.
It's "Youkai Punchy".
"Youkai Punchy".
It appears to peel off a monster's skin to become an idol in the 21st century.
It's a youkai that reminds you of the Yankees from a long time ago.
It especially likes Suka-chan and hides its fear in front of modern people.
Don't underestimate me.
I'll definitely make you happy.
Here it is.
It's a knit cap, isn't it?
It suits you well.
It's not weird.
Isn't it a jacket underneath?
A jacket?
It seems like a shirt.
It's a shirt.
Koizumi-san said it's ugly.
She said it's ugly.
So, what do you think of it?
It's comfortable.
It's comfortable, isn't it?
Because you always come from Fukuoka.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
You're totally a Motoyan character.
It's good, isn't it?
Yukio-na-san, what do you think of Punch-san?
It's better than usual.
Tonoka-san can't comment today, either.
Thank you very much!
Thank you for waiting, everyone!
Next up is No. 4, Etomare-san's youkai character.
It's a work by Tokyo-to-Nabe-jii-san.
"Youkai Glasses Wash"!
Youkai Glasses Wash
Oh, I'm scared!
Huh? I think I heard something.
She's washing something!
What is she washing?
She's washing something!
That's...
Youkai Glasses Wash
It's so moist in here!
Hey, it's not disgusting at all!
You used to do that kind of work before, didn't you?!
Hey...
She took off her glasses and sunglasses.
What is it?
What is it?!
(Screams)
(Applause)
Why do you do that?
Why do you try to hurt your brother?
Why?
Deal with it!
Deal with it! I put it on you!
I want you to like glasses and like me more.
I've been wearing glasses for a long time.
When I put it on someone, I put it in my ear hole.
It hurts a lot.
Well, these sunglasses are fine, but...
Wait, you talk a lot with glasses on, don't you?
These sunglasses are fine, too, but...
I think this pair of glasses called "deardrop" suits you the best.
That's dangerous!
Isn't it great?
You have to say something. You have to comment.
But it doesn't suit me very well.
It doesn't look like you, does it?
It may be the scariest monster.
How about you, Nurikame-san?
Oh, it's heavy.
Oh, Mr. Deardrop, please help me.
Are you all right?
I don't have hands.
You can catch me.
You can catch me. Catch me. Catch me.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Deardrop.
You can catch me.
I want you to help me.
Be careful. Be careful.
I want you to catch me.
Be careful.
What is this?
It's really heavy.
What is it?
What is it? What is this metallic arm?
Now, let's move on.
Next up is...
No. 12, Yui Kawamura's youkai character.
Iwate Prefecture, Rokubei-san's work, "kappa".
"Yo-kai", "kappa"…
A play that the staff came up with.
By the way, this guy looks like a kappa, doesn't he?
In one word, it really became a kappa.
Tragedy of Yo-kai
Kappa, kappa, kappa, kappa, kappa, kappa, kappa…
Um, here...
...you know, it's got flavour, so...
At least...
Um, you know, it's got flavour, so...
Um, you know, it's got flavour, so... You were eaten up so quickly...
Um, how is it? The kappa?
It's nice, isn't it? It suits you, doesn't it?
But I really can't swim...
Um, I can only stretch my arms...
Oh, really?
Yeah, but I don't know why I'm a kappa...
By the way, C.S.O.S. has run out of time in this place.
By the way, can you do a "tap" with kappa-san?
A "tap"? Then let's have you do a "tap" at the end.
Right?
Then let's have you do a "tap" and an announcement at the same time.
Okay.
Okay, "tap".
Now, according to FUJIFILM, the pilot version of "Mahjong" will continue to air from 1 p.m. this week.
Please watch it!
Okay!
So, for now, let's watch the rest of it on-demand!
Lastly, let's have you close the show with "tabata"!
Please!
See you again tomorrow!
Goodbye!
I feel sorry for Kappa-san.
Kappa-san... No, no, it's fine, Kappa-san.
It's pretty high quality, isn't it, Kappa-san?
Yeah, it's fine.
What are you worried about, Kappa-san?
What's wrong?
Kappa-san doesn't do anything...
He doesn't do anything for CS Broadcast.
He's like an on-demand Kappa-san.
"He doesn't do anything," you say, but you're not doing anything.
This is Pugs, isn't it, Hana-san?
No, but it's definitely better.
Everyone is amazing, isn't it?
What's bothering you?
Well...
The wall...
I'm not cute at all.
Was the wall that far away?
Your face looks so small.
Your face looks so small!
Really?
Then maybe I'll start doing this from now on.
Idols should have small faces.
How about you, Megane Arai-san, Kappa-san?
Well...
You're mean.
She says you're mean.
I'm pretty normal, aren't I?
Yeah...
By the way, your mother came here today, didn't she?
Yes, she did.
See? Your mother came here.
How do you feel about being seen by your family?
It's your first time, isn't it?
I wonder what your mother is thinking right now.
Your father is a perfectionist.
He spent a lot of money to raise you.
That's right.
When your mother heard you said "kappa", she collapsed.
When she came home and saw you working so hard...
She said you were doing kappa.
I'm sorry, mother!
I'm sorry, it's a TV show.
I'll become a wonderful idol from now on.
I can't guarantee it...
But I'll continue to do this, so please take care of me.
That's all for today.
The first half is over.
The second half will start tomorrow.
Please look forward to it!
Goodbye, everyone!
Goodbye!
Wake up!
Wake me up at the last minute!
You were sleeping most of the time during recording.
I really lost my stamina.
You lost it? I thought you were tired, so I made you lie down.
You're so weak.
It's in my cheek!
I thought you were fine because you were just lying down.
What is this?
Dance with me!
What is this?
Not like this, Yoki!
Yoki, what are you doing?
My eyes! My eyes!
Everyone, everyone!
Everyone, let's take a picture!
Let's take a picture! One, two!
Hurry up and stand up!
I can't stand up!
Stand up and look sideways!
Sideways?
Stand up yourself, fatty!
Congratulations!
That was fun!