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IDOLing starts now!
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Let's walk, GO! GO!
I'm going to take a deep breath and confirm my feelings
With a smile now, light up tomorrow
Yes, I can make a miracle happen now
Yes, I'm packing my feeling of happiness in my bag
My candy fork pops every time I eat it
When I raise my left hand
It flies up to the sky
Don't regret it
Even if my eyes are full of tears
Even when I'm about to crumble
Look, I'm smiling
Because it changes everything
Let's go! Go! Go!
Make it serious and make sure of this feeling
Today's smile will light up the future
Yes, it's a chance, now let's make a miracle happen
Everyone, with a little courage, let's run!
Go! Go! Believe!
I'm going to leave a miracle with you!
Cute Idol
Idol Ring
New Costumes
New Costumes, super cute!
Super cute!
Damn, super cute!
Hello, we are Idling News!
I'm Maiko Saito, a radio hostess.
This show is for girls who are growing up as idol singers
to become one of them.
Idling News airs this Thursday at 3:40 p.m.
Let me introduce you, we are Idling!
Super cute!
Let me introduce you, today's theme is "If you go to the sea, which song will you listen to?"
Endo-san!
Hi, I'm Endo Mai, an idol singer.
"If you go to the sea," I'll listen to...
Fireworks Song.
What's that?
It's an idol song composed by a mermaid launched into the sea.
"If you go to the sea," I'll listen to...
Surfing Johnny.
"If you go to the sea," I'll listen to...
If you go to the sea,
"If you go to the sea," I'll listen to...
Inner Circle.
"If you go to the sea," I'll listen to...
"Catch the Wave" by Def Tech.
"If you go to the sea," I'll listen to...
"Shanghai Honey" by Orange Range.
"If you go to the sea," I'll listen to...
"Summer Vacation" by Tube.
"If you go to the sea," I'll listen to...
"Rockolotion" by Orange Range.
"If you go to the sea," I'll listen to...
The Sea is Wide.
"If you go to the sea," I'll listen to...
"Girls" by Kodakumi.
Let's go and party!
(Let's go and party!)
Why is "Heroes" being broadcasted behind "Idling Diary"?!
Overseas dramas are indispensable content at midnight.
But if such a popular drama is behind it, we can't count it!
Then we'll use them instead.
Hey, is this really okay?!
I don't know, but we have no choice but to do it!
"Idol Ring Diary" is airing on Fuji TV on Thursday night!
The quiz boom is here!
Now, with that said...
Even though it's midsummer, the quiz boom is still going on!
Fuji TV's "Golden Time" is basically a quiz show every day,
but with the quiz boom and "Idol Ring",
we're going to do quizzes that only "Idol Ring" members can do!
Now, who's going to give us which quiz?
Now, let's call in our mentors!
First up is Su-chan-ko and No. 11, Morita Suzuka- chan!
Morita-san, welcome back!
Okay, so we called in Morita-san for life advice.
She's very popular with some adults.
She's very popular!
She seems to be getting quite a lot of applications,
from middle-aged men and women all over the world.
Morita-san said she was getting a lot of them.
Now, let's get to the most popular section!
Now, Suzuka-chan, please give us the title section!
Quiz! Su-chan, 15 years old's life advice for older people!
I'm looking forward to it!
Now, with that said, life advice...
Once again, what was it about?
Su-chan, 15 years old's life advice for older people!
What kind of advice did she give?
Okay!
So, Morita-san, did you say a lot of things this time as well?
That's right! I had to say a lot of things!
Oh, you had to say a lot of things!
I'm looking forward to it!
Now, Su-chan, please give us the VTR!
Okay! Here's the VTR!
Adults of today's society have a lot of worries.
Some adults who have a lot of worries asked a pure- hearted girl for a solution.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
The person we're going to talk about is a comedian, Hachiro Utsunomiya, 34 years old.
What worries does he have?
What brings you here today?
I'm entering my tenth year as a comedian.
I want to be accepted by girls.
I want to be an entertainer who can be accepted by girls.
What kind of company is it?
It's Famicom's Excitebike.
Overheat! Overheat!
Thank you.
It's cold!
What is this B button for?
What is it for?
It's a B button.
A B button.
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
Thank you.
You can do it like this, too.
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
Boom!
That's enough.
It's cold!
So we don't have a story that we can understand.
Tom and Jerry's opening.
Poor Su-chan.
Jerry's Jerry.
Something like that.
It would be nice if there were trendy things now.
For example...
Ed Howley-san's "goo goo goo" is really popular now, isn't it?
I see.
Let's change it and arrange it a little.
"goo goo goo" and "boo boo boo"
"boo boo boo" and...
Or...
The host of "The World of the Married" said "san" and lost, didn't he?
"san" is too long.
Let's change it to "san" "roku" "kujira" and...
"kujira" is cute, isn't it?
Is it...
interesting?
I don't feel like receiving it, though.
Is that so?
You said "rei", didn't you?
"rei" is "rei".
It's "hachiro".
Oh, it's "hachiro".
Compared to "hachiro", are there still "one, two, whale" or something like that?
I don't think it's mentioned at all.
Is that so?
Yes.
Scary, scary, scary.
Eh, compared to "sandou"...
No, it's "hachiro".
I'm sorry.
It's "hachiro", isn't it?
So, you should change your name first.
Do you have to be told that many times?
"shi", what was it again?
I can't remember the name.
"shi", that's not what we're talking about.
We're talking about a story.
No, before we talk about stories, I want you to change your name first.
Was it "shiroyanagi" again?
No, it's "utsunomiya".
It's "utsunomiya".
I can't remember it.
"shi", what was it again?
I didn't do it on purpose. I really don't know.
Is that so?
Can't you imitate an entertainer?
"tunnels" is "takasa".
Can you do it for me?
nanden
It's similar.
sonakata
kossho
Who taught you that?
I like it.
tsushitara
Here's a question.
What did sui-chan advise after this?
After this, 34-year-old shiroyanagi-san, was it?
Utsunomiya-san!
It's because sui-chan said that!
What advice did she give you? Please write it in the clip!
This was really hard!
It was hard for me too!
Utsunomiya Hachiro-san is really long!
I can't remember her name!
You can't remember her name?
Yes, I can't remember her name!
It was hard for me too!
It was hard for our generation too!
It's because you're 15 years old!
It's because you're our father's generation!
But, for a professional comedian to give a lecture about fake gays...
I thought it was amazing!
That's the only thing I could think of!
It was really interesting!
Time's up!
Now, let's see the answers!
Let's see the answers at once!
Taka-san's impersonation of 'Yaritsutsu no ichi ni kujira'
If you impersonate Kohaku...
Would you like to change your name to 'Taka' for now?
Would you like to combine your name with 'Noritake'?
Please change your name and jokes!
Please impersonate Taka-san and impersonate 'ichi ni kujira'!
Please impersonate Taka-san and impersonate 'ichi ni kujira')
Please stop it already!
It's boring!
I see. That's what she said.
I see.
Ayase Miyake-san, let's sell it!
I see.
Now, is there an answer?
Yes!
The answer is this!
Ah, that's good.
Ah!
Then...
Ishibashi Takaaki-san's voice earlier was like...
an anime...
famous scene.
I see!
Then, would you like me to do the famous scene of "touch"?
Yes!
Would you like to try it?
She has a pretty face, doesn't she?
However, when she was about to fall, she was like "what should I do?"
She doesn't laugh.
When I saw her face, I was like "what should I do?"
Are you going to do it from now on?
I'll make use of it.
Thank you.
The correct answer is...
Takaraki Ishibashi's impersonation of Takaraki Ishibashi's "recreate the famous scenes of anime"
So, everyone got it right!
That's great!
That was amazing!
Su-chan, you provided us with one good story.
Yes.
Hachiro-san, isn't it great?
Yes.
Also, I noticed that Su-chan is sitting on a chair and Hachiro-san is sitting on the floor.
That's right, we've been doing this for 10 years.
That's right!
I see, I see.
I don't think I can accept anything like that.
It's hard to accept.
Yes, so...
Yes.
What is it, Miyai-chan?
When I'm talking with Su-chan in the living room...
It's like that.
Oh, it's strict.
Yes.
I think it's bad for you.
It's really bad for you.
Yes, so Su-chan, thank you very much!
Thank you!
She gave us a good lecture today.
She gave us a good lecture.
Yes.
Now, let's call out the next speaker.
No. 9, Yokoyama Rurika-san!
Thank you!
Speaking of Yokoyama-san, she can do anything without hesitation.
Yes, she's a talented person.
She's a very talented person.
Now, let's start the quiz with Yokoyama-san, who can do anything.
Please give us the title song.
Yes, the quiz is "Yokoyama Rurika's Big Failure Derby"!
Yokoyama Rurika's Big Failure Derby
Now, last time, it was Yuto-san.
This time, in "Yokoyama Rurika's Big Failure Derby",
No. 9, Yokoyama Rurika, who can do anything without hesitation and has high pride,
will predict what kind of failure she will make in the quiz corner.
Yes, it's called "Big Failure Derby", but even if you say it, it's Yokoyama-san.
I think she can do anything and succeed in any challenge.
Last time, she almost failed in "Hula Hoop",
but this time, she knows about it beforehand.
Last time, she did it suddenly.
This time, she knows about it.
It's okay.
She can do anything.
Now, let me explain the rules.
From now on, Yokoyama-san will be challenged with seven challenges.
Every time she succeeds in seven challenges,
Yokoyama-san will receive a report card from Fuji TV.
If she succeeds in all seven challenges,
she will give this report card to all members who will appear today without conditions.
I hope Yokoyama-san will do her best.
I will do my best.
Okay, good luck.
Also, all members will be asked to guess what challenge Yokoyama-san will fail in.
If you correctly guess it right, you will receive a report card from Fuji TV.
Now, let's get started.
These are the seven challenges that Yokoyama-san will be challenged with today.
Basket Shoot, Marshmallow Catch, Mysterious Hopping Five Times, and Flawless Hoop which she failed last time.
What do you think of her confidence? Even if you say it, you have experienced Flawless Hoop last time.
Yokoyama-san won't make the same mistake twice.
Don't make me do the same thing twice! I don't need it anymore!
But I think you can do it, Yokoyama-san. Are you confident? Of course!
Of course you are confident. That means you have confidence!
We will support you with all our hearts!
All of your chances of succeeding are up to you, Yokoyama-san!
Now, it's time for the important quiz! Let's go!
The question is...
Yokoyama-san, out of the seven challenges, how many will you fail at? Please think about it!
Everyone, please write your name where you think Yokoyama-san will fail at this challenge.
Yes, please write your name on this board.
Like last time.
Like last time, please come forward and write your name.
We will prepare it in a moment, so please think about it.
I see. Where will you fail at? Think about it.
Where will you fail at?
The stopwatch was a miraculous 10.01 seconds or something like that.
Yes, that's right.
Right? That was amazing.
This time, we have a new challenge, so...
Usually, everyone is with Yurika-chan, so I'm not sure what you can do or can't do.
Have you ever done hopping?
I think I've broken a hopping once.
You broke it?!
At what stage did you break it?
Like, when I got on it, I made a mistake.
I tried to get on it where I could hold it.
Well, as members, we can do anything.
Yes.
What do you mean by "getting on it"?
I think you put it on your hand, get on it, and do some exercises.
I see!
Exercises...
You can do it semi-permanently, can't you?
Well, everyone is thinking about it, but...
Oh, it's pretty low.
Is everyone doing it from below?
Yurika-chan will definitely be able to do it.
I'm sure I can do it!
What will it be?
This one.
Ponchi.
Ponchi is marshmallow ponchi.
Yes!
And with that, everyone's answers have been revealed!
Well, Ponchi-san.
At what stage did you fail at marshmallow catch?
Yes.
Why did you fail at marshmallow catch?
Well, like...
I don't think I can do it, so...
There's no way Yurika can do it when I can't do it!
That's how it is.
I'm sorry!
The most common problem is kanji problems.
Oh, you can do all of them, can't you?
I'm sure Yurika-chan can do it!
You know how we did marshmallow catch last time?
I'm sure Yurika-chan will be able to do it if she practices what she failed at at least once!
Takeuchi-san, you said "woo" and "what?"
Takeuchi-san, you said "marshmallow catch," didn't you?
What do you mean?
I and Pride won't forgive you for failing at marshmallow catch.
I see!
Marshmallow catch is mine!
I want to do my best!
Well, then!
Shall we begin?
Yes!
The first challenge!
Yes, please stand by.
First, stand tall for 10 seconds!
Stand tall for 10 seconds?
Put your hands together and stand tall for 10 seconds!
Isn't it too long?
Are you ready?
The first challenge!
Takeuchi-san, stand tall for 10 seconds!
Start!
You can do it!
4, 3, 2, 1...
You did it!
That was easy!
As expected!
Don't be nice from the start!
You did it for 3 days without saying anything!
I felt like you could do it for a long time.
That was the first challenge!
You succeeded in standing tall for 10 seconds!
First of all, you get 1,000 yen for your report.
Congratulations!
Now, I'd like to ask you.
Will you try the next challenge, basketball shoot?
I will!
Good luck!
By the way, do you have any basketball experience?
I don't.
Now, for the second challenge...
basketball shoot!
Start!
Three times. Three times.
Only two times!
That was close!
I'm glad it wasn't the first time.
First of all, in order to make things exciting, you have to fail once and then do it a second time.
The other party's failure.
You can't do it until the third time, because you've changed your shirt and hair.
As expected of the coach.
Now, next.
For the third one, as expected of the coach, you have to catch marshmallows.
Yokoyama-san, for the next challenge, do you want to catch marshmallows or not?
I'll do it.
Okay, good luck!
You have to throw marshmallows up yourself and catch them with your mouth.
There are various ways of doing it.
Okay, are you ready? Let's go.
Second challenge, catching marshmallows!
Good luck!
Start!
Wait a minute. The marshmallow committee is on fire right now.
There was only one marshmallow rule.
Really?
There was only one rule.
The first marshmallow rule hit Yokoyama-san's nose.
I'll cut this part out of the video, so please do it again from now on.
Even we didn't explain it properly.
We haven't seen Yokoyama-san's failure.
We haven't seen it.
Now, one more. One more match.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Good luck!
Let's go.
Now, Yokoyama-san's failed derby.
Second challenge, catching marshmallows!
Start!
As expected!
Catching it in one shot, as expected!
Amazing, Yokoyama-san!
You're strong against pressure!
I can't do it!
Okay, so...
Marshmallow catch was a success!
At this point, Ponchi-san is the winner!
Too bad!
Look at Ponchi-san's face of disapproval!
Okay!
Marshmallow catch was a success!
The next challenge is "mysterious mystery"!
Yokoyama-san, will you do the "mysterious mystery" challenge or not?
I will!
Good luck!
By the way, this "mysterious mystery" is predicted by Miyake-san.
Miyake-san will fail here, won't she?
The time limit is one minute.
Please answer within one minute, okay?
Okay, let's go!
The fourth challenge, "mysterious mystery"!
Start!
Now, the question is, "what is a smart instrument?"
Please answer in one minute.
What is a smart instrument?
Recorder!
Correct!
Wow!
That's amazing!
I understood it in an instant!
Isn't it pretty famous?
No, no, it's not famous! You don't know it, do you?
I didn't know!
You didn't know it, did you?
I didn't know!
Great!
Now, since you succeeded in the quiz, Miyake-san will be disqualified.
Disqualified!
Will you try the fifth challenge, "hopping"?
I'll do it!
Yes, I understand! Please do your best!
By the way, the one who is expected to fail here is Morita-san.
Now, please take off your shoes.
Yes!
By the way, Rurika-chan, have you ever done hopping?
I've only done it once, and at first I thought I'd get on the handle.
What an acrobatic thing you do!
I'll tell you more about it later.
Now, please do your best today!
Yes!
Before that, let me announce it!
On Fuji TV's "7 people", this month, 24th, Sunday morning at 9am, the five-star hotel "Goseidai Hanten" will open!
Please don't miss it!
Yes!
Yokoya-san, are you ready?
Yes!
Let's do it!
The fifth challenge, "hopping", will be released!
Start!
One, two, three, four, five! Success!
Wow!
As I said earlier, if it was Yokoyama-san now, I could ride this!
So, next up is Morita Triathlon.
Six people will do the "fluff loop" challenge. Are you up for it?
I'll do it!
Yes, I understand! Good luck!
By the way, we have Takiguchi-san and Eiko-san with us today!
Let's do it!
Please continue with the 15 seconds challenge!
The sixth challenge, "fluff loop"!
Start!
Not again!
Not again with the "fluff loop"!
As I said, we failed with the "fluff loop" again!
Lastly, Yokoyama-san, please tell us how you feel right now!
Please stop with the "fluff loop" challenge!
See you tomorrow!
Congratulations!
See you tomorrow!