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Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
I'm not aiming for anything
But today is a special date
Will you be there for me?
I want to walk hand in hand with a handsome man
I don't need any more jokes with my friends
Stay with me
God of summer romance
Please watch over me
Shine wherever you are
Give me hope and light
Wow!
I love you
Whether it's sunny or rainy
Just once
A chance to confess my love
God of love in summer
He is my sun
Please give me your love
Will you love me?
Idol League
Actually, Miraculous was tied up for 20 minutes before that.
Yes, we heard.
Finally, it's time for us.
I'm MC of Idol League, Masa. Nice to meet you.
I'm MC of Magic Magic TV, Maiko Saito. Nice to meet you.
This show is for girls who are growing up as idols and are now new to the world.
We want you to be one of us.
Yes, and today's show is for 40 minutes.
And next week to August 1st,
Idol League will be broadcast only from 5 p.m. to 5 p.m. on weekdays.
Please be careful of that.
Then let me introduce you.
This is Idol League.
Idol League
Let me introduce today's theme. "Recent awkward moment."
I'm Sayaka, the first member of IDLING.
"Recent awkward moment" is when I called No.4 Maria "glasses" and everyone looked back at me with glasses on.
No.2 is Rimi Koizumi. "Recent awkward moment" is when a dog in the next house ran away.
Awkward!
I'm No.3 Endo Umai of IDLING.
"Recent awkward moment" is when I was on the phone with No.4 and I heard a voice of someone who shouldn't be on the other side.
I feel like I'm in a movie.
I'm No.5 Takiguchi Mira of IDLING.
"Recent awkward moment" is when I didn't have a meeting with Su-chan and my hair got messed up.
I'm No.6 Tomoka Rika of IDLING.
"Recent awkward moment" is when I was in the same class as people around me.
I'm No.7 Funi Kaori of IDLING.
"Awkward moment" is when Eto-chan and Mira kissed me at the same time.
It's hell!
I'm No.1 Morita Sunuka of IDLING.
"Recent awkward moment" is when I touched Amimi's belly and said, "Wow, it's funny."
"Recent awkward moment" is when I was at the first floor of Fuji TV with Sii-chan and when I didn't have a penny in my wallet after I went to the cashier.
"Recent awkward moment" is when I went to the bathroom and found Rumi leaving the door open.
"Recent awkward moment" is when I touched Amimi's belly and said, "Wow, it's funny."
"Recent awkward moment" is when I was at the first floor of Fuji TV with Sii-chan and when I didn't have a penny in my wallet after I went to the cashier.
"Recent awkward moment" is when I went to the bathroom and found Rumi leaving the door open.
On January 16th, we're holding our first anniversary concert and handshake event!
The concert ends at 5:45 p.m., but this time it's even more amazing!
What is it? Tell me!
The CD release party starts at 3 p.m. and everyone who bought their CDs can participate in the concert and handshake event!
Wait! Is there no lottery like usual?
No!
Then everyone will be able to see it!
Can you see it?
It's amazing! It's like a big bundle!
And! And this time it's not just this! Today!
Oh, here it is!
And on July 18th, thank you for always coming...
and visiting KAMAIDA SUN STREET!
We'll have a handshake party and a mini-live show!
There it is!
This is the city idol!
Yes, but that's not all, right Ami?
Yes! And on July 21st...
On July 21st...
Move, move, move!
We'll have a handshake party at Yodobashi Camera Multimedia Concert!
Yes!
Details of all events and how to participate will be posted on the show's homepage...
so if you're interested, please check it out!
Yes, and we'll be going to lots of different places for sales!
So let's go!
♪ Even on sunny days and rainy days ♪
♪ One time, one time only ♪
♪ Yes, one chance at confession ♪
♪ God of last year ♪
♪ He is my sun ♪
♪ Please give me the power ♪
♪ To tell you how I feel ♪
♪ Will you love me? ♪
Eco-idling!
It's "eco".
Yes, today's idling is "eco".
We will think about environmental issues.
Yes, idling itself is the farthest name from "eco".
Look at these guys.
They don't seem to think about it.
What do you have?
Michelle, do you think about it?
Yes, I do.
For example? For example?
For example, I do it properly.
Koizumi-san always thinks about "eco".
Koizumi-san, what does "eco" mean?
Occupational society.
I see.
Really?
What is "eco"?
Who is it?
From now on, idol groups must seriously think about environmental issues.
Yes, today we will think about what idol groups can do for the earth.
Yes, we took a survey of what idol groups can do for the earth.
Yes.
While looking at it, we will think about what is good for the earth and what is not good for the earth.
Yes.
This time, we have invited a guest judge.
Yes.
We have invited Seiko Terada, who is involved in environmental issues through the Environmental Media Forum.
Please come in.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Yes.
So, Ms. Terada.
Yes.
As for environmental issues, is there anything we can do?
Yes, there is.
Yes.
To put it simply, remember the script and don't say "ng".
I see.
Don't waste electricity and tape on your necktie.
I see.
I'm not suitable for this.
Also, use only 1cm of toilet paper.
Don't use too much.
If you use only 1cm of toilet paper,
you can use 1,000kg of toilet paper from Tokyo to Hokkaido.
Can you save money?
Yes, you can.
I see.
And...
People say that CO2 is increasing.
So now, we are doing a national movement to reduce CO2 emissions by 6%.
CO2 reduction is about not wasting electricity and energy.
So I brought an interesting item today.
Do you know what it is?
What is it?
A bag?
Is it a private property?
Yes, it is.
Actually, it is a bag that can generate solar energy.
I see.
Then...
You can use it as a bag?
Yes.
Charging bag.
Wow!
You can charge your cell phone anywhere.
Wow!
You can charge your computer, too.
Wow!
You can charge your cell phone anywhere.
The second bag is...
Wow! It's cute!
It's cute!
It's made in the U.S.
It's a misprinted candy package.
I sewed a misprinted candy package and made it into a bag.
Wow!
It's cute!
It's a misprinted candy package!
It's amazing!
What is it?
It's just a rubber band.
It's cute!
As expected!
Until the next one...
I'm sorry, but until the next one, we'll skip this one, too.
Yes!
The third bag is...
It's cute!
What is it?
It's a juice bottle cap.
Wow!
It's true!
It comes with each one of them!
Wow!
What is it?
A juice bottle cap!
It's cute!
See? See? See? See?
It's cute!
It's amazing!
But it's fashionable!
It's fashionable!
It's not wasted, right?
It's cute!
My clothes are also made of corn and soybeans.
Can you eat it?
Wow!
I was about to eat it, but you ate it!
But I can return it to the soil.
I see.
I don't use chemical chemicals.
It's not wasted at all!
It's amazing!
Thank you!
Thank you for your comments!
Let's get started!
What idol singers can do on earth now!
Yes!
First of all...
Yes!
Tomonka-san!
Here!
Yes!
Yes, this is what Tomonka-san is doing!
Yes!
Making a milk carton into a cutting board. I see!
Yes, yes, yes.
Detailed classification.
The plastic bottle goes to crush it.
10 yen (aluminum can)
I see.
What you are going to do from now on is...
Eat without leaving any.
Dance rehearsal without putting in the refrigerator.
Without putting in the refrigerator.
Yes!
Planting flowers.
Walking.
Natural style.
People of the world.
Everyone makes it into a pasmo.
Ah!
Ticket resources, right?
Yes!
Resources!
Wow!
You are quite serious about this, aren't you?
Yes!
Teacher, isn't this quite good?
You are quite serious about it, aren't you?
Yes!
After all, making it into a pasmo doesn't take much effort, does it?
Yes!
Isn't it wonderful?
Yes!
I think it's wonderful.
It's wonderful, isn't it?
Let's continue. The next one is this person.
Morita Suzuka-chan!
She's still in middle school.
She cooks...
She uses the skin of cooked food to cook.
She makes sure not to use a traffic light where there's a lot of traffic.
I don't know much about that.
She uses an air conditioner... I see.
Since there's a lot of traffic...
She makes sure not to stop and run.
She makes sure not to turn on the air conditioner.
It might be important for her.
She's still in high school.
She's pretty serious about it.
Even if you don't stop the car...
I mean, you can stop it when there's a traffic light...
But if you turn off the engine and...
Stop idling...
Stop idling!
When the car stops for more than 5 seconds...
You should stop it.
You should turn off the engine.
It's pretty frequent.
It's pretty frequent, isn't it?
It has an effect.
That's what I know.
That's good, Morita-san.
Thank you!
Let's move on.
Next!
Who is it?
It's Michael!
What? What are you doing?
Even if you think you've used up the tube, you can use it for 2 more times.
Even if you think you've used up the tube, you can use it for 1 more time.
End-san, what do you mean?
For example, when you brush your teeth.
When you brush your upper teeth like this...
The toothpaste that was in the tube comes together like this.
With centrifugal force.
When you squeeze it out, even if you think you've used it up, it comes out like this.
Even if you think you've used it up...
If you cut it in the middle and open it up, it comes out like this.
Like this!
That's wonderful!
That's great!
It sounds like you're just using it for your daily life.
That's right. I'm making sure I don't waste it.
I see, you're not wasting it.
It's a little different.
Thank you very much!
Let's move on.
Kato-san, Kato-chan!
Kato-san is the oldest, so you should know what you're doing.
It says a lot of things.
Wait a minute!
Swallowing gum!
How is it?
If you eat gum and spit it out, it becomes garbage, doesn't it?
It's a waste of paper.
It's a waste of paper and it becomes garbage, so I think you should deal with it in your own way.
Do you deal with it in your own way? Gum?
Processing plant.
If you eat 10 pieces of gum or a pack of gum a day and it becomes garbage, it becomes like this.
So you swallow it all?
I swallow it all.
Then it becomes garbage.
It's totally fine, right?
Yes, it's totally fine.
It's fine. I've been doing it since I was a kid.
Sometimes if you eat it with chocolate, it melts.
How about this?
Well, it's a little...
It's not! It's not!
Even if you swallow it, it won't digest it and it will come out.
In the end you release it into the world.
It doesn't make sense!
I'm shocked!
Let's move on.
Next is Michelle!
Oh, Michelle!
You've probably thought about it, right?
I won't do it!
You won't do it!
It's not dirty at all!
It's not dirty.
It's not dirty, right?
What do you mean you won't do it?
My mom does it for me.
Oh, you mean you won't do it?
I won't do it, so...
You're just being lazy, right?
I won't do it, so I won't waste the water.
That's your mom's fault.
Your mom is using the water.
That's right.
But you have to do the laundry at home, right?
Yes.
But for me, I'll do it.
Oh, I see.
Michelle's mom does it,
but for you, you won't get your hands dirty, right?
I'm 18 years old, and my name is Michelle Mickey.
I see.
That's a good name.
Michelle's name is written as "Michelle", right?
What?
Michelle.
Is there something wrong with the fax?
It's not a fax.
Michelle basically blames others, right?
No, I know my own name, so...
You know your own name, so you're right.
Thank you very much.
Okay, let's move on.
Next is Mira-chan.
Yes.
Yes, it's the same as Takumi-chan's.
Yes.
It says a lot of things, but...
It's different, right?
Faxes strictly include conditions.
What?
What does it say?
I don't think you know it very well,
but if you only use "faxes strictly",
you can save a lot of money.
Oh, really?
And even if you just click it, you won't use the battery, right?
The cell phone, right?
Yes.
So you don't want to waste the battery of your cell phone.
You said "battery", didn't you?
You don't want to waste the battery of your cell phone.
You don't want to waste your energy.
How about you, TJ?
Well, you can save a lot of money,
so you don't have to worry about the battery of your cell phone.
That's kind of you.
That's positive.
Basically...
More than that...
In your room...
Can I call you "naked" like this?
Yes.
In Japan, we don't call you "naked" like this.
What?
In Mira-chan's forest, do you call her "naked" like this?
Yes.
You don't use air conditioner when you're naked.
What?
You don't use air conditioner when you're naked.
No way!
Why?
You don't use air conditioner when you're naked.
You're worse at it than your sisters.
They're so rude to me.
Don't you use air conditioner when you're naked?
No, I don't!
However, I do use air conditioner when I have it turned to 30 degrees.
I always get yelled at.
You always do it earlier than others.
You have to stop using it.
It's not like that.
Huh?
It's not like that. You always do it. Right, Su- chan?
Is that so?
No one does it.
Su-chan doesn't do it.
Everyone does it... right?
Right?
Yes, that's right.
Yes, Danube-san, you can't do it like that.
Then, let's continue.
Yes, next is Kiku-chan and Mi-chan!
Yes!
Look at them.
They're cute.
Yes, what they're doing.
Oh, they're cute.
They're especially kind to older people.
Wait!
Older people...
Are you talking about the environment?
No!
Well, I'm really...
No!
I'm really kind to older people.
When I finished my job as an idol singer and I was on my way home, I saw an old woman with luggage and there were a lot of adrenaline coming out of her.
Adrenaline!
I had to do it! I had to do it!
I said, "Do you want me to hold it for you?"
And...
I think you're very kind.
You're very kind.
I think you're very kind, but how is it related to your echo?
This is an echo.
This is Kikuchi Ami's echo.
Sensei, what should we do about this?
It's not a bad thing, but it's important to be kind when you drop things.
That's right.
I see.
There's a lot written here.
Don't buy Apet bottles.
You should buy a lot of things.
I understand. Thank you.
Next, Ponchi!
There's a lot written here.
If you open the fridge, it closes right away.
If you don't use it, you can unplug it right away.
When you don't need it, don't breathe much.
What is this?
That's why you don't talk much.
I don't talk much because I think about it.
I see.
But Mina is amazing when she does dance rehearsals.
She breathes too much.
When I do dance rehearsals, I stop breathing a little and dance.
You stop breathing?
Takefutsu's breathing is rough.
Her dancing is weird and her breathing is weird.
Takefutsu's phrase seems different.
It's even worse.
I see.
Tonoka, what do you think of this?
I think you should talk a lot during the show.
What do you think of "don't breathe"?
Please be careful not to suffocate.
It's easy for you to say it yourself, but don't put makeup on people who suffocate.
Do you understand?
Yes, I understand.
Thank you.
Next, Rumi!
Rumi thinks about it a lot.
She can't read.
I wrote it while running.
No, you wrote it while stopping.
When you don't have money for food, you can eat squid.
What is it?
It's true.
When you eat food, you can't eat it all.
If you eat a lot of food, you can't eat it all.
If you eat a squid, you can eat it all.
You can't eat it all.
If you don't eat it all, you can't eat it all.
Squids are sold in whole.
You put it in a pack and sell it.
You don't sell a pack.
You only eat squid and eat squid legs.
You eat squid legs and eat squid legs.
You don't eat it all and you don't have money for food.
You have a good idea.
How do you like it?
It's a little different from ECO.
ECO is expensive now.
It uses a lot of electricity.
But you can buy it for 100 yen each.
Gold one and silver one, right?
Yes.
We've seen everything.
What do you think of this idling?
What did you think of it as a whole?
But you're thinking about a lot of things.
Yes, we are.
There were people who wrote different things.
But you're thinking about a lot of things.
By the way, there were a lot of nice people today.
Who was the nicest one?
The nicest one is...
Let's see...
First of all...
There is no outlier!
We're all about the same, right?
By the way, who wasn't the nicest one?
The last one, Ika.
Rumi-chan!
So, the nicest one this time is Koizumi-san.
That's terrible.
Even if you do that, Ika has nothing to do with it.
Do you understand?
So, from now on,
you'll work hard and be interested in the environment,
so can you say that you're an eco-idol?
Well...
I'd like you all to study together and do it together.
That's great!
Eco-idol!
Can you include the -6% of your team in your idol group?
Yes, it's fine.
Thank you very much!
So, from now on,
- 6% of your team will be idols!
That's great!
Let's announce it now!
The 3rd episode of "Laughing Dogs" will finally start on July 14th!
Don't miss it!
Lastly, we -6% of our team will be idols!
Kiguchi-san!
Please say what you'll do for the environment!
Please!
I'll eat squids!
No, you can't!