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Idling begins now!
It doesn't sound like you!
Dear God in my eyes,
He is my sun.
These feelings I convey to you.
Power blue sky!
I'm not aiming for anything, but today is a special date.
Will you say "please, please, one please" to me?
I want to walk hand in hand with a handsome boy who looks like me.
I don't need friends and jokes anymore.
Please stay with me.
God of summer romance, please watch over me.
Please give me a spotlight that shines wherever it is.
Sometimes I climb up the window and fly to the blue sky.
I pull out the mirror and do the final check. Will I be rewarded?
In front of everyone, I'm a young girl.
But I want to give it to him.
If you're worried about me, I'll give you a lot of support.
God of summer love, he's my sun.
Give me the power to convey my feelings.
Wow!
I love you.
On sunny days and rainy days,
just once,
I have a chance to confess my love.
I want you to promise me, God.
The sun in the sky, please give me your love that I can tell you a little.
Will you go out with me?
Thank you very much.
Kimura Kaira-san, are you watching? The show has started.
The show has started. I'm MC of "Idol Game" Masuo. Nice to meet you.
I'm Morimoto Ayaka, a TV announcer. Nice to meet you.
This show is for girls who are growing up as idol singers and are now newcomers.
The purpose of this show is for girls to become famous.
The show airs every Thursday at 2:40 p.m.
It's "Idol Game"!
Today's theme is "What do you want to wish for Tanabata?"
I'm Koizumi Thomas. I'm No. 2 idol singer, Koizumi.
What I want to wish for Tanabata is to become 20 years old as soon as possible.
I see. That's what I want to wish for.
I'm Mai Endo, an idol singer.
What I want to wish for Tanabata is...
I don't want to become 20 years old, so please extend my birthday.
I see.
I'm Orihime Marukawari.
What I want to wish for Tanabata is...
I hope I can meet Hikoboshi-sama.
I'm an idol singer.
What I want to wish for Tanabata is...
I hope I can lose more weight.
I'm No. 11 idol singer, Suzuka.
What I want to wish for Tanabata is...
I hope I can go to the Gion Festival.
I'm No. 12 idol singer, Yui Kawamura.
What I want to wish for Tanabata is...
I hope I can raise my savings.
I'm No. 14 idol singer, Hitomi Sakai.
What I want to wish for Tanabata is...
I hope I can collaborate with Governor Higashikokubaru.
I'm No. 15 idol singer, Asumi Nao.
What I want to wish for Tanabata is...
I hope I can drink more Asia.
I'm No. 17 idol singer, Miyake Hitomi.
What I wish for Tanabata is...
I hope I can improve my style.
That's all for today.
Let's go!
Yes, this is Miracchio.
I watched the idol's first and second live DVDs.
That voice... Have you already watched the live DVDs?!
Live is the basis of being an idol.
Damn it! I let you get away with it!
I never thought you'd score that phantom drama.
More importantly, I didn't know you had three DVD boxes!
You haven't seen the DVD box yet?
I'll watch it from now on! Tonight and all night!
Now?!
Let's do it properly!
It's been about a year and a half since I came back last week.
Let's do it properly!
If we don't rehearse, it'll be like this.
We'll do it!
It's a segment where we discuss questions that we can't ask men in person.
By the way, Morimoto-san, is there anything you can't ask men in person?
I don't know if it's too late or not, but why do men enjoy doing this and that behind my back?
It's really terrible!
I see.
When I tried to cheer for them, most of them were "p"s.
Me and producer Kadosawa are the main ones.
So, first-generation students, you're here for the first time in this segment, right?
Yes!
Is there anything you'd like to ask?
There is, isn't there?
First-generation students have been standing here for a while now.
That's right!
Morimoto-san, you're full of questions, aren't you?
I'm full of questions. "What is a man?"
That's it!
I'm really looking forward to it today.
I want to ask you questions and solve them.
Even if you ask me "what is a man?" today, you won't get an answer.
Then, let's solve your problems right away.
Since Masuno-san is a man, I'll look at you objectively from over there.
Then, I'll ask you questions about men.
Then, here's the first question.
Question 2 by Koetsu Mirumi-san.
Why do men pick up girls?
I often see men picking up girls at the beach in the summer.
Beach?
Beach!
Don't you know it?
Boys in Chiba often go to the beach and pick up girls.
It's so funny!
I don't know why, but I pick up girls.
I wonder why.
I don't think there's a voice that picks up girls first.
Oh!
I don't like men who pick up girls first.
I want to have a fateful encounter first.
I don't like men like that.
I wonder why they do it.
I've been picked up before.
Really?
It's annoying.
Annoying?
It's really annoying.
Can you pick up men of that type?
No, I can't.
I can't pick up men of that type.
It's too expensive for me.
I don't like it.
As I said before, I like men like Showa Shoki.
Showa Shoki?
Showa Shoki is no good.
A man with a pure heart doesn't cheat on women, doesn't pick up girls and doesn't go to public school.
Kouhana.
She said something weird.
Men don't go to weird places like that.
That's right.
Do you guys not like men who do weird things?
No.
No, right?
No, no.
No, right?
It's not a real love, is it?
That's right!
Su-chan, you know it well.
It's amazing.
It's painful for me, too.
I don't like men who go to weird places like that.
That's right!
You can't go there!
Only you can't go there!
You can't go there!
Well, we got a lot of opinions this time, too.
Let's hear the opinions of men here.
Today, we also gathered men among men in idol groups.
You can't go there!
It hurts!
I'm sure there are opinions of both men and women, so please talk to each other for a while.
I'm a little worried, but I'll do it now.
Why are you hitting on me?
You're so cute!
Is this a man or a woman?
It's a woman!
I'm just curious about the jeep.
I'm curious about it, too.
You can't talk to me!
I'm talking to you!
Now, it looks like you've got an answer.
Then, please.
Captain, please!
Yumi.
Don't you believe in your own red thread?
Don't you care who it leads to?
I don't care.
Men are looking for it.
That's the answer.
It hurts!
It doesn't make sense!
Is it a woman looking for a man of fate?
No way!
It doesn't make sense!
It's okay! You won't be hit on!
Now, let me ask you your next question.
Here it is!
Number seven, Yazawa Erika-san's "What men can't say right now".
Why do men often say "mama"?
There's a lot of "mama", right?
Is it an image of "mama"?
It's not "mama", but there's a lot of people who say "mama" no matter what.
Also, there's a lot of men around me who say "mama" to their school mothers.
You don't like it, do you?!
When a boy calls you in the afternoon and you're eating together,
you say "mama", or "tomorrow I want gratin", right?!
It's weird, right?!
How many girls say "mama" to you?
The same number of girls.
The same number of girls?!
At school?!
You say "mama" in front of everyone?!
Not only at school, but also at a club like Yoshitoka-san's.
You girls always talk about your mothers!
It's weird, right?!
It's like, "my mother's an idol video, take it away!"
Everyone comes here, right?!
Yeah.
By the way, Masao-san's pretty messed up too.
Die!
Don't say things randomly!
No, I'm serious!
Don't say things randomly!
Because!
Don't look at me like that!
Is there such a rude person?!
Because! You're always messaging your mother, aren't you?!
Die!
Wait a minute!
I had you show me your mother's picture!
Eh?!
Is that so?
By the way, Kikuchi-san said...
AP-san said...
I didn't say "mama"!
I didn't say it!
If it's Masa-kun, in a way, it's like...
A parent's love, or...
Like, "hey, I care about you!"
Oh, really?!
That's nice!
Then, on the other hand...
If a woman says "otousan" (father)
Like...
Masa-kun, like...
That's normal!
But!
That's a good one!
If a man says it, what do you think it'll be like?
Ah, on the other hand!
Man, I don't like Masa-kun!
Why?!
From a man's point of view, it's Masa-kun!
Right?!
Why?!
In the future, when you get married and...
Fight with your mother-in-law...
Will you say "tsuku" to your mother?
No! No! No!
If it's like that, isn't it better for you not to say anything?!
It's better for you not to say anything?!
Yeah!
But...
I like people who care about their mothers!
That's true!
What's your boundary?
What is it?
I want it to be sticky!
Ah, that's right!
Masa-kun, even if you get married...
Will you rely on your mother?
Right!
Because you said you didn't like it, you can't rely on your mother...
People like that...
People who don't like themselves, right?
Yeah...
Will you say "hahaoyaga"?
Right! "mama"!
"mama"!
Mother Consumer!
What is this?!
What's going on?!
Mother Consumer!
What?
What's with that last one?!
Alright, so we've got our answers...
Okay!
Director, please go ahead.
Mr. Yazawa...
Yes?
Are you still saying such stupid things?
Stupid?
You ask a man for love, don't you?
But...
A mother doesn't ask for love.
That's why a man cherishes his mother.
That's the answer.
Incorrect!
A mother doesn't ask for love.
That's why a man cherishes his mother.
You're all so naive.
You're all still confused!
That's why you said that!
I can't believe you said that!
It's hard for me to accept it, but...
It's hard!
Let's move on to the next question!
Here it is!
3rd question is for Endo and Mai. "Why do men like sunburns?"
It's like when you go surfing and find out you got sunburned.
Even though you can't go surfing, you go to a salon and find out what it means to get sunburned.
Do you think sunburned men are cooler?
No, I think tan men are cooler.
Sunburned men are cooler!
Sunburned! Sunburned!
Sunburned men are cooler!
Because tan men are cooler!
I don't like tan men.
I like tan men more than tan men.
I like tan men with nice sunburns.
If you get sunburned, you can go to a salon and find out what it means to get sunburned.
But before that, when you say "sunburned", don't you mean you got sunburned on purpose?
I don't know why tan men think sunburns are cooler.
I think tan men are cooler and look like they can do anything.
They look like sportsmen.
I think tan men are cooler.
They look like white girls.
White girls?
What do you mean white girls?
There aren't many white girls out there.
They wear white clothes, put on eyeliner and put on clothes.
Isn't it pretty for a man who looks like a woman?
Even his fingertips are pretty.
There are a lot of people like that these days.
Do you like dating?
I don't like dating.
I like white men who are prettier than me.
Isn't it pretty?
Don't you think tan men don't look good on you?
It's better to get sunburned than to look pale.
But what if you're a little too dark?
I don't like getting sunburned on purpose.
But a little while ago, when Hissaro was really popular, wasn't everyone dark?
I'm worried about UV rays.
You're worried about UV rays.
That's right.
It's better if you don't get sunburned.
Now that we've had a lot of opinions, let's ask men's opinions.
What do you think about this?
Yes, I've decided.
I would like to talk about it.
I don't think there are many people in blue who get sunburned.
Why?
Get your shoes on!
Why?
Get your shoes on!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Hissaro!
She ran away.
- They're fighting! - Looks like we've got the answer.
- Please! - Yes, chief, please!
End my…
Show me.
Black men are more popular. It wasn't baked, it was burnt.
That's the answer.
It wasn't baked, it was burnt.
I don't know, I don't know.
There's nothing.
I don't understand what that means.
There is no set fever because no one is burnt out...
No one is burnt.
No, it was burnt on its own.
- Hmm... - And?
- But you said something like "carry"? - "Carry"?
- Like the one you said earlier, like "kissing" or "hugging" - Ah, like "hugging"
- I don't like that! It's too much. - It's too much.
- It's natural. - It's better to be natural.
- Yes. - What did you do?
- Yes... Ah, we still have more. - We still have more.
- Next! - Next!
- Let's go to the next question. Here it is!
Question 12 by Okamura Yui-san, "Why do men say that friendship between men and women doesn't work out?"
- That's right! - Do you think it will work out? - Yes, I think it will work out.
When I was in high school, there were not only girls' friends, but also boys' friends.
And we would say things like "let's go play" or "let's go!"
But they would say "no, it's embarrassing, so let's not do it."
I was like "why?!"
I'm talking normally at school, but I'm usually like this.
- Aren't you conscious of that? - No, I'm not!
- I'm like this. - No, you're cute!
- I'm cute, right? - Yes, so...
- Why do you think that is? - It's not the opposite.
It's like "we're good friends, but we don't date."
Why are you laughing?!
- That happens a lot. - I don't like it when men are too conscious of it.
- Do you have male friends? - Yes, I do.
- I don't! - Why don't you, Koyomi-san?
I don't think friendship between men and women works out.
I'm always seen as a woman, so...
- "Please take care of me" is a bit... - Koyomi - san, you're always seen as a woman.
I've been told that I'm never seen as a friend.
I'm always seen as a woman, and since I'm a woman, I'm only seen as a woman.
She's out of her mind.
I don't think it works out for me, but I do feel like I'm a man and a woman.
- So you don't have any real friendship? - I don't like it when it's just the two of us, but...
- I don't like it when it's just you and me. - I envy you!
I don't envy you, but I envy you for having male friends like that.
- I envy you for having male friends like that. - I think like that because I'm conscious of it.
- You don't have to be conscious of it. - I'm always seen as a woman.
Let's hear what men think about this.
Please give us your opinion.
- She's out of her mind! - She's out of her mind!
Please don't fight!
- Why?! - Why?!
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- Please be friends! - Please be friends with us!
She's so out of her mind!
- Well, please give us your opinion! - Yes!
- Yui-chan... - Yes?
- Our relationship hasn't worked out, so... - What are you doing?
- Oh, I made a mistake.
- Big-time!
Sakuma-san!
That was important!
It came out really well.
Answer calmly. Let's do it one more time.
The answer is...
Where should we start from?
From my choreography.
Please give us the answer.
Here we go!
Yui-san...
Isn't friendship fun because it doesn't work out?
The moment friendship turns into love...
That excitement...
To be honest...
It makes you numb, doesn't it?
That is the answer.
The answer is...
I see.
Well, we wanted you to answer it in one go.
That doesn't matter.
Sakuma-san is the best dancer in this area.
We are the new dancers!
Look at his funny face.
Even when you fell, you didn't show it.
I tried really hard.
Sakuma-san was in the frame the whole time.
Anyway, we will continue with this segment.
Yes, we will.
I think we have a lot of questions.
Yes.
Let's go!
That was "It's Too Late, Don't Ask!"!
You did a good job recording the first half of the game.
Takeuchi! You idiot!
You can do whatever you want in the first half of the game.
Morita! Asagi!
Make sure you record the second half of the game as much as you can.
More and more!
And make sure you laugh!
Yes!
Make sure you laugh!
Yes!
They are very serious about their bakarism.
Here is an announcement.
On Fuji TV On Demand, we will broadcast "hide from the sky black decade" from 11pm this Saturday.
In addition to "hide from the sky water park" which was broadcasted in May,
we will also broadcast "hide from the sky special program" which was broadcasted in the past on Fuji TV.
Please watch it.
We don't know who will be the star of the show.
How was it, everyone?
Did you solve your doubts?
No, we didn't!
You didn't solve anything.
All I can see is Sakuma-san's face.
Kojima-san, you didn't like it?
Not at all. I wanted it to be more detailed.
Kojima-san, what do you think of men like Sakuma- san?
His head is...
Why are you looking at me like that?
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Both of you!
Let's do it properly!
Yes!
Let's hide!
Yes!
That's all for today.
See you tomorrow!
Bye-bye!