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Idling begins.
I'm going to look for it!
ONE PIECE!
Rushing down rampant
Under the traffic jam
Raised by the heat
I take hold of it
Even the treasure map
That I had hidden away
Has been hidden away
My personal storm Is someone's maio-rhythm song
I should just think about it
I'll blow away the dark night
So I'm not interested in it
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We are...
...Collecting dreams of only love...
...I go looking for what I'm looking for...
...coins in your pocket...
...and you wanna be my friend...
...we are, we are all that good...
...we are...
...we are!
Now, it's started!
Idling...
Laughing Four Dimensional Pocket Bakarizumu!
Thank you very much for your support!
Now, this program is...
...for idling girls who are growing up as idol singers...
...to become one of them!
It's a program about driving with a loudspeaker!
Yes, that's right!
It will be broadcasted from 20 to 40 minutes!
Yes!
Yes, that's right!
There are a lot of people here today!
Yes, there are!
And we have another important announcement for you!
That's right!
Yes!
We have a very important announcement for you!
And it is...
...this!
Yes!
Idling's third single "Kokuhaku" will be released on July 16th!
Third single! Third single!
How do you feel, Maria?
Maria!
She was in a daze for a moment.
How about you, Sakai?
It's your first time, right? Being on a CD.
It's like a dream for us to be on a CD.
It will be released on July 16th. It's almost time, right, Yokohama-san?
Yes, we had the image characters of "Summer's Big Adventure" selected as well,
so we'd like to liven up with this song!
We'd like to liven up with this song!
We're looking forward to seeing what kind of song it will be!
The recording is already over, right?
Yes, it's over.
And! Actually, there's more to announce!
What is it?
For our third single "Idling",
someone will write lyrics for us!
Lyrics?!
Eh?!
Ryudo Usaki?!
No!
Unfortunately, no!
Isn't that amazing?!
No! No!
The person who wrote the lyrics for us is...
Kimura-san!
That's amazing!
I heard rumors that you're interested in idling.
Are you watching my show?
I've only heard rumors that you're interested in idling.
That's amazing!
When I asked you for a song, you were very kind to me.
That's great!
Thank you!
You're a big fan of Kaira-san, right?
Yes, I'm a big fan of Kaira-san.
You used to sing for her, didn't you?
Yes, I love Kaira-san.
I'm really happy that a big fan of Kaira-san wrote lyrics for me.
And about Kaira-san,
this is the first song you wrote for us other than your own song.
That's great!
I'm happy!
It's a precious story, so I hope you'll work hard for Kaira-san.
We'll do our best!
I hope you'll work hard for Kaira-san.
I'll do my best!
Now that we're looking forward to Enatsu's performance, let's go!
Go! Go! Go!
Hello, everyone!
Today, I'm at a factory called "Emory Factory"!
This is amazing!
It's really amazing!
It's really difficult!
Look! It's done!
It's this hot and thick!
Everyone!
"IDOLING" DVD box!
One, two...
Please buy it!
Quiz Boom is here!
We've decided to do more and more quizzes that only idling members and idling members only can do, but now it's a completely regular corner, and I'm looking forward to seeing all kinds of people's characters come out, but who will give us what kind of quiz today?
The first interviewee is this person!
Sambacatorio!
She's here!
What's up with you, Nagano-san?
You called Amy "sambacatorio" twice.
Today's first interviewee is 13-year-old Nagano Seruna-san!
Thank you for waiting!
Let me explain what's written here.
Actually, Nagano-san, it's your 10th anniversary of being an entertainer!
It's your 10th anniversary!
You're 14 years old this year, so you've been doing this since you were 4.
Your 10-year career is amazing! You're a big sister!
You're like an entertainer and Saburoku Monkeys.
You're a big fan of Otaku.
Actually, Nagano-san's debut was in 1998, when she was 4 years old.
She was a model for a magazine.
After that, she became an entertainer.
And now, she's an idol.
She's done a lot of different jobs.
And now, she's a big veteran!
How many years has it been for you, Endo-san?
It's been a year and a half.
A year and a half!
You're an amazing big sister!
That's right!
Seruna-neesan and everyone...
Most of you were here in the beginning, right?
That's right!
It's been 12 years since I last saw you, so I'm a little flustered.
So, Nagano-san...
Please give us the title call!
Yes! Nagano Seruna's 10-year entertainment career...
I like it and it's ranking number one!
So, Endo-san, please explain!
Yes!
As you all know, Endo-san is a big fan of puns, right?
Yes!
So, we're going to celebrate Endo-san's 10-year entertainment career...
And we're going to see Endo-san's happy puns!
Yes!
And we're going to guess whose pun you like the most!
Yes!
So...
Nagano-san, please give us the title call!
Please!
- I've been doing it for 10 years, so I know it. - You know it? That's great!
- Do you know it? - It's an age-old joke, you know it?
- Now, is it okay? - Yes!
- It's "dajale", okay? "Dajale". - Yes!
- High-quality "dajale", please. - Yes!
Now, who will go first?
- Now, number 12, Kamura-san will go first! - Yes!
- Kamura-san, please go to that "dajale" mound over there. - I'm nervous!
- Ah, I'm nervous! - Now, is it okay for you to get ready?
- Yes! - Yes!
- Kamura-san, for Nagano-nee-san... - I'm going!
- Nee-san! - For Nagano-nee-san...
- Please show us the "dajale"! - I'm going!
Did it hurt a little more?
It hurt a little more!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Now, that being said... - Yes!
- Show! - Yes!
- Based on the "dajale" you just heard... - Yes!
- Please rank it... - Based on it!
- Please rank it so that Yuno-san can't see it! - Yes!
- While hiding it! - While hiding it!
- Now, Kamura-san, thank you for your wonderful "dajale"! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- Wow, it hurts! - Now, let's move on!
- It hurts! - Next up is...
- Number 6, Tonoka-san! - Yes!
- Tonoka-san is also quite good at "dajale", right? - No, no, that's not true!
- Now, for the sake of our teacher... - Thank you!
- Please rank it!
- The story of "cheater" is "chick cheater"!
- That's wonderful! - Thank you!
- That's right! Using animals is good! - Using animals!
- That's a good hint! - Thank you!
- Now, let's move on to number 11, Morita-san! - Yes, teacher!
- Now, middle school students, what kind of "cheater" will you show us? - Yes!
- Well then, Morita-san, please show us your "cheater"!
- Seiji-chan, please use it when you're excited! - Yes!
- Happy happy run run!
- Wait a minute! Let's organize it again! - It's "cheater"! Please show us your "cheater"!
- Seiji-chan, please show us your "cheater"! - Yes!
- What kind of song is "happy happy run run"?
- Seiji-chan, please use it like your story "mushroom"!
- When you're excited, you say "happy happy run run"!
- What is it about?
- Um... "happy" and "run run"
- "run run" and "happy happy" and "happy" and...
- And "run run" and "cheater"!
- That's funny!
Thank you very much!
That girl is funny.
Okay, let's move on to the next question.
The third question is from Endo-san!
Okay, Endo-san.
For your sister's sake, please read out the joke.
Carrying my backpack.
That's nice. Like you, Endo-san, it feels like it's coming slowly.
It feels like it's coming later.
Thank you very much.
Now, let's continue.
Next is No. 16, Kikuchi-san!
Kikuchi-san is also quite popular. What kind of style will you do?
I think it's better not to say "I'll do my best, Mushroom!"
Ah, you don't want to say "I'll do my best, Mushroom!"
Yes, when I say "I'll do my best", I want Senya- senpai to do it for me.
Senya-senpai, yes!
That's why I made it.
I understand. For now, let's just fix the position.
Yes, yes!
This is the bummy.
Now, Kikuchi-san, please do "I'll do my best, Mushroom!" for the sake of Nagano mayor!
I'll do my best!
♪ Mantohishihishishihissishihisshihissi hirokobu dararararara nshelf ...
Great!
They all have movements.
It's great! Even the singing too!
Thinking about it takes some effort, but you can do it!
While I've done doing "Mantohishi", I can do "Using Animals" as well.
Ah! You can use animals!
Using animals and doing "Mantohishi!"
It's like an animal.
Can you make it shorter?
Ah, then...
Ah, it won't work.
I definitely want you to wear it.
Thank you.
Next, No. 2, world-famous Koizumi-san!
But it's not funny.
That's it for Koizumi-san's talk.
Lowering the first hurdle.
Then, Koizumi-san,
for the sake of our viewers,
please do the punishment!
I'm Serene Dion of Laga.
One more punishment, please!
I'm Serena Dachiu of Laga.
Wow, you look great!
Now, the one who will be the big bird is...
Takiguchi-san!
Being here is like a punishment, isn't it?
Now, Takiguchi-san, please do the punishment for our viewers of Laga!
Juliana! Tokyo!
Thank you, Tokyo!
The Kansai people are pronouncing "dajane" wrong.
So, we've seen your "dajane", and you've finished the ranking, haven't you?
I've finished it!
I see. So, here's the question!
Who's "dajane" did you like the most?
Everyone, please put it on the flip board!
Please do!
Wow, everyone's "dajane" characters are quite numerous.
Let's see...
Morita-san and Takiguchi-san's western duo is "dajane"!
Michelle also gave it her all!
That's amazing!
She got rid of all of her originality.
Michelle-san's "dajane" was wonderful, wasn't it?
Koizumi-san was good too, wasn't she?
Really?
I see, I see.
Everyone, have you finished writing your answers?
Time's up!
Let's take a look!
Answers, one, two, open!
Kikuchi-san, Koizumi-san, Su-chan, Morita-san, Michelle, Su-chan, Morita-san, Su-chan, Su-chan...
Wow, it's overwhelming!
Morita-san, you're amazing! You're so popular even though you haven't written anything!
Now, here's the correct answer.
Here's the ranking board that Nagata-san created. Let's take a look!
First, let's take a look at the unstable 7th, 6th, and 5th places.
Let's take a look!
4th place, Koizumi-san, 5th place, Endo-san, 6th place, Tonoka-san, 7th place, Kikuchi-san.
I was so thirsty at the school earlier for Serina- san!
That's too long!
It's too long, so you can't use it!
Let's move on!
Next up is 2nd and 3rd places.
Next up is...
Morita-san!
Morita-san, you're in 1st place!
But you're not 1st place!
That was cute! I wanted you to twist it a little more.
Ah, you wanted me to twist it a little more?
Twisting it might be a problem for you, Morita- san.
Now, there are only 2 people left. 1st place or 3rd place.
There are only 2 people left.
Kawamura-san and Takino-san.
How is it? Are you both confident?
I'm confident. It was a standard.
Ah, I see. It was a standard, so you did it first.
She's a talker, so she has a lot of courage.
Now, let's look at the results at the same time.
The most likely winner is...
1, 2...
This one!
Kawamura-san is in 1st place!
That was wonderful, wasn't it?
1st place, Kawamura-san!
Was it good, Kawamura-san?
I could really feel the pain a little more.
I see, you could feel the pain a little more.
And the last one...
Who was it?
I'll tell you about it in the bathroom later.
Please tell us about it in the bathroom later.
And with that, thank you for your question, Nakano-san!
There was no correct answer, so...
The correct answer was 0 points!
And now for the next question!
Since we're running out of time, let's watch the VTR!
Go ahead!
In today's modern society where we have to live while facing various problems,
tonight, adults will tell innocent girls their unspeakable worries and seek solutions for them.
Oh, hello!
Nice to meet you!
Excuse me.
Sure!
Our guest for today is Masayuki Omika-san, 22 years old, who joined Fuji TV in April of this year.
Her biggest worry as a new employee is...
What happened to you today?
Actually, I can't have a girlfriend.
I can bring her out on a date, but in the end, she won't be my girlfriend.
What's wrong with that?
What kind of date is it?
It could be a movie date or a meal date...
Just the two of you?
Yes!
Just the two of you...
Even if you don't like each other, is it okay for you to go out with someone you don't like?
Let's see...
For girls, movies are very intimate.
They only watch the movie, without talking.
That's very comfortable for them.
But I do glance at her.
That's only for you, right?
You glance at her and go "ahhh"
I do flirt a little.
Flirt? I think that's in the way.
Is it?
For you, it's in the way.
If I do that...
Eh?
I'll get angry.
You'll get angry?
I'll get angry.
But you didn't get angry.
I guess you were holding back.
You were saying "kyakya".
"Kyakya"?
You were saying "kyakya".
What do you mean "kyakya"?
It's like "nani".
"Nani" means "what?"
It was an English word.
I just looked at the screen and laughed because it was funny.
At the time, you didn't just look at it and laugh.
I think you laughed because the movie was funny.
It was a horror movie.
Horror?
Yes.
There was nothing to laugh about.
Which of you said you wanted to go to a horror movie?
I said I wanted to go.
I don't think you're in the mood for that.
I'm not?
You two were shaking.
Did you say you like it as a woman?
Did you say you like horror?
I didn't say it.
You didn't say it.
I think there are women who like horror.
But you don't like it.
I said "kyakya".
Because you're scared.
What does "kyakya" mean?
"Kyakya" is when you say it.
"Kyakya" is when you say it even though it's a scary movie.
"Kyakya" is "kyakya", isn't it?
Isn't it because you're scared?
No, I said it with a smile.
You said it with a smile?
Yes, I said "kyakya" with a smile.
You said it with a smile?
First of all, you should ask a woman what you want to see.
Then...
If you say you want to see an interesting movie or a night museum, you should go and see a night museum.
A night museum?
It's a comedy movie called "Night Museum" and it's very interesting.
That's what women want to see.
Is that so? I thought it would be a good mood.
Is it a horror movie?
Do you call it "jet coaster effect"?
Or should we go to an amusement park?
I didn't have any money.
Money?
Yes, I don't have much money.
Even if you say you don't know, you don't know, do you?
But it's an important matter.
You're working for a month, right?
Shouldn't you eat your salary and so on?
No, it disappears in my drink table.
In your drink table?
Yes.
What do you drink?
Japanese sake.
Japanese sake?
Yes.
Is that so?
Yes.
I have a lot of it.
You don't have to make a girlfriend, do you?
No, I don't.
Is that so?
Yes, I came to consult you today because I wanted to make one.
If that's the case, instead of spending your salary on alcohol and so on,
I think it's better to leave the money you spend on your girlfriend.
About 50,000 yen.
Then you can go to the amusement park, can't you?
But I have a little Japanese sake.
Japanese sake is good if you give up.
Do you give up?
I don't care if I get drunk and have a swollen stomach.
I don't think it's good for men like that.
But if you try to lose weight or get drunk, I think your perspective will change.
Perspective?
Her perspective.
Oh, yes.
Oh, you're trying hard.
Men who are working hard are really cool, aren't they?
From a woman's point of view.
I think she'll come to me.
Oh, really?
Yes.
If you try hard?
Yes.
Then I'd like to see you try hard.
That's right.
Yes.
Please do your best.
So what should I do?
What should you do?
Yes.
Here's the problem.
After this, Su-chan asked the interviewee what to do to lose weight.
Yes.
What advice did Morita-san give? Write it down, everyone!
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It was a little boring, wasn't it, Morita-san? You were getting more and more excited, weren't you?
That's right. Well... I'm 22 years old now.
I can't see very well, and I'm a new employee.
I can't see very well, and I like alcohol, and I want to make a girlfriend, but I can't stop drinking.
I see.
Endo-san, you were quite relieved with those comments, weren't you?
You said good things, but you have to show your efforts to your girlfriend, don't you?
That's right.
And you didn't look depressed at all, even though you're a new employee.
Not at all.
Yes, you're right.
Well, it's time for us to say goodbye, but we don't have much time left.
Please watch the rest of the show on demand.
That's all for today. See you tomorrow!