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IDOLing begins now!
I put my finger on your back and hug you.
It's like a borderline between Canada and Canada, and I feel like I'm going somewhere.
I feel like I'm going crazy if I keep quiet.
I want to know more and more about the world less than three meters deep.
I want to pedal in a bucket and go through the next sunflower.
I want to swallow a bunch of fruits and fly away.
I want to be your sun more than anyone else.
The warmth of your fingers tickles me and my heart starts to ache.
Your lips, your eyes, and your hands.
God doesn't care about anything.
I love you, I love you, I love you.
I'm not in love yet, I'm not an adult yet.
It's so painful, it hurts, I want to show you, I'm in love.
Look over there, I'm waiting for you.
Before you leave, hold me in your arms and cast a spell on me.
So that the sun won't set.
Hey!
Idling!
Just now, Eto-chan's face looked like a cicada's back teeth.
Hello, everyone! I'm Mako, the host of "Idling!". Nice to meet you!
I'm Maiko Saito, a TV announcer. Nice to meet you!
Now, this program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers to become one of us.
Yes, that's right! We're going to Idling! This week, we'll broadcast from 2:55 p.m. on Thursday night!
Let me introduce you to Idling!
Now, let me introduce you! Today's theme is "I'm glad I was born as a woman". First of all, Ms. Kato!
I'm Idling! No. 1, Kato Saaka. "I'm glad I was born as a woman" came to me when there were female-only vehicles available.
I see.
I'm Idling! No. 4, Eto Maria. "I'm glad I was born as a woman" came to me when I was sitting in a female-only car with Sayanei.
It's the same!
Why? Why is it the same?
I'm Idling! No. 5, Rika Yokai. "I'm glad I was born as a woman" came to me when there were many kinds of clothes available.
I see.
I'm Idling! No. 8, Konchi. "I'm glad I was born as a woman" came to me when there were breasts available.
Yes, I'm Idling! No. 9, Rika Yokai. "I'm glad I was born as a woman" came to me when I was sitting in a female-only car with Sayanei.
"I'm glad I was born as a woman" is something you can wear pants or skirts.
I'm Idling! No. 11, Morita Suzuka.
"I'm glad I was born as a woman" is something you can wear skirts.
I'm Idling! No. 14, Isomi Sakai.
"I'm glad I was born as a woman" is something you can protect if you say you're scared.
I'm Idling! No. 6, Ami Kikuchi.
I'm Idling! No. 7, Ami Chiyomi.
I'm Idling! No. 8, Michelle Mickey.
I'm Idling! No. 18, Michelle Mickey.
- Wow! - Wow!
Let's have a good time tonight, too!
Why is "Heroes" airing behind "Idling Diary"?!
Overseas dramas are essential content at midnight.
But we can't figure it out if it's behind such a popular drama!
Then we should use them instead.
Hey, is this really okay?!
I don't know, but we have no choice but to do it!
"Idol Ring Diary" is airing on Fuji TV on Thursday nights at midnight.
It's too late to give up on boys!
Now, it's been about a year since we had a nostalgic project.
Yes, it's nostalgic.
It's nostalgic, isn't it?
Do you remember it, everyone?
Yes, we do!
Then, please explain it!
Yes!
It's a segment where idol ring members will discuss and solve questions that are a little embarrassing and boys can't ask in person!
Yes!
By the way, Saito-san, is there anything that boys can't ask in person?
Anything we can't ask?
That's right.
Why are boys neurotic?
That's deep!
Huh?
It depends on people!
Saito-san!
It depends on people!
There are quite a lot of people who are neurotic.
There are a lot of people who have been neurotic because of Saito-san's encounters.
I've never seen anyone more neurotic than me.
You are the only one who is neurotic!
You!
Everyone is more neurotic than you!
Now, of course this is the first time for everyone in your second year of high school.
Do you have any questions?
There are a lot of them!
That boys can't ask in person.
Well, first-year students might have some new questions.
Eto-chan only thinks about guys.
She only thinks about guys.
In her head, she only thinks about guys.
She only thinks about guys in many ways.
Well, let's speed up and solve everyone's problems.
Well, Masa-san, go over there like you did last year.
Congratulations!
Well...
This is easy, isn't it?
This time, we have questions for each of you.
Let's get started. First, we have this question.
This is a question for No. 6, Erica Tonoka-chan.
Why do boys, before confessing their love for a girl,
try to attack her from the girls around them?
- Oh, this is... - This is...
For example, if the boy's real name is Honchi,
but first of all, he becomes friends with Eto- chan.
Then, he becomes friends with Eto-chan and sends her an email.
For example, "Eto, don't you have someone you like?"
If you show Eto-chan that you like her and become friends with her,
Hey, won't you ask me if I like Honchi?
- That's what they say! - That's what they say!
So I was wondering why.
For me, since I'm a boy,
I want him to come straight at me.
- Straight at you! - Straight at you!
- That's true. - That's what I thought.
But, you know, An-an...
An-an was told how to attack a girl's love,
and it said "try to attack her from the girls around you."
- Eh?! - Eh?!
- Eh?! Is that so? - It said that, but...
But I think that's...
I think boys are too sensitive about that.
- That's right! - That's how they do it.
If you're a boy, you should be more aggressive and come straight at you.
What about you, Michelle? What about boys in Australia?
- They'll go for you. - That's right!
- They'll go for you. - They'll go for you.
But, you know, when you come to Japan,
all your actions become emails and stuff like that.
I don't know what that means.
I want you to come straight at me.
- Come at me! - Come at me!
- What do you think, Ami-chan? - Well, you know...
If I like Sakatchi and I want to meet her first, I might misunderstand her.
- I might think, "Is she my classmate?" - I see.
- If I'm asked about Sakatchi, I'll think, "What's up with her?" - What do you say in that situation?
- If you were asked that by someone you like, what would you say? - Oh!
- That's funny! - That's funny!
- That's common with you, Eto-chan. - Really?
- Isn't it? - Huh?
- If I were asked, I wouldn't reply. - Wow!
- You wouldn't reply? - No!
- You wouldn't reply? - No.
- Huh? - How about you, Sakatchi?
- I'd say, "Ask her yourself." - That's right!
- That's true. - So, just like you, Tonoka-chan, you'd think, "Why?"
- I'm sure you've come up with a lot of ideas, so let's ask the men here! - Yes.
- So, this year and today, we've gathered the men among the men of idol groups! - Oh!
- Let's go, you two! - Let's go, you two!
Everyone, can you put your answers together?
Okay, let's talk about it!
Okay, we have the answers!
Okay, our leader, please!
Ms. Tonoka, I'll say it the other way around,
rather than being told "I'm pretty cool",
isn't it better to be told "That person around you might be pretty cool"?
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't know what you're saying!
Ms. Tonoka, if you don't mind, could you tell us what this question is about?
If you're told "That person around you might be pretty cool",
doesn't it make you want to do it?
I don't know what you're talking about!
That's the answer!
What? What do you mean?
Have you ever been criticized for that?
No, I haven't.
Have you ever been criticized for that?
Yes, I have.
Why?
Because, you know,
before I thought I was cool,
if someone told me I wasn't cool,
as I thought about it,
if my friends told me,
I thought I was cool.
Did you think you could go that far and say it?
I thought I could go that far and say it.
Your imagination was good.
If someone told me that,
I thought I could go that far and say it.
I see.
Let's move on to the next question.
Question for Morita and Suzuka-chan.
I don't think you show off your waist, but why do you show off your waist?
When I walk in the city and look at men, I can even see their pants.
Their pants are too low and you can't show off your pants.
If you're wearing pants, you should wear them properly.
If you look at me, I'm tight up to here.
I don't show off my waist.
I think it's because you're old.
If you're 30 years old, you can show off your waist properly.
It's because you're young.
Our idol director, Sakuma-san, always shows off her waist.
She always shows off her pants when she's crouching.
I think it's because I'm still young.
You think it's because you're young.
Does anyone think it's cool?
I don't think so.
Ponchi?
Ponchi!
She doesn't know you at all.
I think waistline is one of the fashion for men.
Right, men?
You don't even show off your pants.
I don't show off my pants.
If you think it's cool, you can show it off.
No!
It depends on the person.
Recently, lowlights are popular for girls too.
It's understandable if you show it off.
But for men...
Let's ask our male director.
How about it, everyone?
Can you summarize the answers?
Yes, understood.
Let's talk about it.
Why, Enjin-kun?
What?
Do you have anything to say?
We're just playing rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors?
Yes, we have an answer!
Then, please tell us!
Understood!
Then, Captain, please!
You don't look like you're sloppy,
Actually, I want you to show me that gap.
That's the answer.
Did you bite him?
You bit him, didn't you?
I didn't! I didn't bite him! That's what I wanted to say!
I didn't bite him.
That's the answer.
So it's a gap, right?
Yes, it's a gap.
But even when you meet your parents...
I don't like it!
If you want to be seen properly, I want you to wear it properly.
Do you still try to show that gap even in such a situation?
I don't like it!
Did you see that?
Did you see that, Imano?
This is a gap!
You look like you're doing your best, but you hit the camera!
That's where girls like you!
This is a gap!
How is it?
That was a great gap, Imano!
Let's move on to the next question!
Here it is!
Question 18 from Michelle-chan!
Why do you like cars so much?
It's like...
My ride is bigger!
When I say things like that, I always have that image!
Even for men!
My ride is bigger!
Or...
It's faster!
Why is your "it's faster" reaction like that?
It's fast!
But...
Why do you like cars so much?
But...
You know...
If you buy a car, you get a tire.
But if you want to get rid of the middle part of the car, like the wheels...
If you do that, you want to eat more delicious food.
That's true!
But...
I think cars are men's romance!
Isn't that true?
Cars are...
For men, they don't have as many hobbies as girls do.
So...
Cars...
My dad really likes cars.
When I was little, he took me to a lot of places!
Because of my love for cars!
So...
I...
I know...
That you like cars!
People who ride cool cars look really nice!
What do you think, reporter?
I agree!
Do you know what "it's faster" means?
How much do you know?
I know!
"It's faster"!
So, what do you think about Michelle's question?
You don't know much about cars, do you?
Then, let's ask men!
Got it!
Then, let's talk about it!
Alright!
What? What? What?
Alright! We got the answer!
Alright! Then...
Then...
Manager, please!
"C" stands for "car is a man's status".
Well, it's like a girl's brand name.
That's the answer.
Got it!
Finally! Finally!
Finally!
"desu" and "te" stand for "status" and "te" stand for "man".
Got it!
Michel, did you get it?
Yes!
I like cool cars more!
You like it!
In the end?
You like it!
Then, let's move on to the next question!
Here it is!
9th question! Yokoyama Rurika-chan's question!
Are you happy to be with someone who wears revealing clothes?
I get a lot of opinions from my male friends.
For example, some girls don't want to show their skin, so some girls wear cardigans.
And some girls are more energetic and cute when they wear revealing clothes.
So I'm wondering which one is it.
So you're saying you're dating someone?
Yes, something like that.
It comes up a lot in the summer.
But I really think boys are all about their breasts.
When I was hanging out with my friends before,
a boy started putting a label on girls' breasts.
One of my friends had a pretty big and chubby breast.
And she said, "You're level 24, right?"
And I was like, "What do you mean 24?!"
And she said, "You're level 1, right?"
And I was like, "What's going on?!"
And I didn't know what was going on.
I really think boys are all about their breasts.
I think girls who wear revealing clothes are happier.
Do you think so?
So you don't like it when girls wear revealing clothes?
Yeah, you can wear a lot of revealing clothes.
Do you all wear revealing clothes in the summer?
It's hot.
You don't want to wear revealing clothes in the summer, do you?
What about you, Michelle?
If I wore a scarf in the summer, it would be hot.
But you can still look cute in a scarf.
You can kiss in a scarf and say "let's wear a scarf together".
Isn't it cute?
A man may kiss you there.
It's cold.
Let's ask men.
Please give me the answer.
I see. I'd like to talk to you.
I see.
I see the answer.
Then, please.
Then, Sakuma and Dictor, please.
They are back.
It is better to have more exposure before dating.
But, if you date, you are really worried, so it is better to have less exposure.
That is the answer.
I see.
How is your answer?
I'm starting to feel it.
Aren't you happy?
I think you're looking at us like that.
Shut up!
Level one, shut up!
Level one, level one!
Level up Uro around the castle, you!
Around the castle!
That's it for today.
How was it, everyone?
Sakuma's answer is better than a year ago.
You can talk without getting nervous.
I'm curious about the second line.
You have a good life there.
You three white people have a good personality.
I don't know if there will be a second line, but if you have any questions...
I have one.
Can I say it now?
Uematsu-san...
You have an open cheque.
Who did you get it from?
Him?
He's also level one.
Thank you very much!
♪Won't you marry me? If I could be a rich boy♪
♪Won't you marry me? If I could be very handsome♪
♪Won't you marry me? If I could be a tall guy♪
♪Don't you marry him? If I could be that next life♪
♪Join our family and we shall never go back♪
Hello, I'm a new fan, Samaric!
On IDOLiNG's homepage... Could you move over a little bit, Masao?
IDOLing's members will receive requests like "I want you to look at me!"
Are we supposed to say this?
We're supposed to say it, right?
The fans who send in requests will receive a member's autographed ticket.
And again and again...
Finally, Masao will be able to release his own song, which he chose to transform into his own song, as Chuck Murphy!
Alright, let's get started!
Today's theme is...
I won't say goodbye until I get off the plane and board it.
This is a request from Kamaseigu!
Alright, let's get started! Level one, Kato!
Eh, what is this, Max?
Level...
He's got a fire tree in his chest.
He's the first one to have one, right?
Alright, let's get started!
Kato-san, let's get started!
I won't say goodbye until I get off the plane and board it.
I won't say goodbye!
What does it mean?
Well, I'm going on a trip on my own jet.
On your own jet?
Yes.
How foolish!
What's wrong?
How foolish of you!
I'm going on a trip on my own jet.
Kato-san?
While I was climbing up the stairs, I looked back and saw him.
I said "goodbye" in a loud voice.
But in a small voice, I said "I won't say goodbye."
You didn't say it out loud, you said "goodbye" but...
I said "goodbye" but I didn't say it out loud.
Then, he kept looking at me and said "I won't say it out loud."
Then, he ran up to me and hugged me.
I see!
Isn't it good?
It's romantic, isn't it?
It's obvious that you ran up to me.
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Now, let's welcome Morita-san, who we can't forgive if we don't talk about you!
Yes!
Now, let's welcome Morita-san!
Before you board the plane and say goodbye, you don't say "goodbye."
I won't say goodbye.
Thank you!
He's going abroad for work.
So...
For work?
For work!
So, he's going abroad for work?
Not for work!
For work!
Yes, for work!
For work, right?
Yes.
For work, right?
Because of work...
Yes, for work!
So, he's going abroad for work and when he gets better on the train, he says "I won't say goodbye."
I see.
Yes, yes, he says "goodbye."
Yes, yes, Morita-san...
Morita-san has been watching you since then, right?
That's right, that's right.
Then, he says "bye-bye."
He says "bye-bye"?!
He says "goodbye," doesn't he?!
He says "I won't say goodbye."
I see!
It's detailed, isn't it?
Yes!
Yes, thank you!
Thank you!
Everyone, thank you for waiting!
This is the 9th season! Please don't miss it!
She got carried away!
Everyone watching, please be careful!
Saito-san, you get carried away when you read things!
That's right!
You get really carried away!
That's how much I want to extend everyone's free time!
You do this much?!
That's amazing!
Right now, I only read the last part of the poem!
Yes, yes!
Then, what should we do for the last part of the day?
Then, Kato-san!
Yes!
Can you close your eyes and say something to the camera?
3, 2, 1, go!
My chest is level 1 and mine is level 5!
Goodbye!
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