AISubs v3.5
Idling, let's begin!
Welcome to an era of madness, you're a tough boy, tough boy
You're a tough boy, tough boy, tough boy, tough boy
Time has passed centuries
We met at a dirty street corner
Keep your pride in
Run through loneliness, hatred, freedom and madness
Just wait and don't cry, no boy, don't cry
Sadness isn't despair, it's tomorrow's manifesto
We are living, live in the 1880s
Fight! Fight! Fight!
The dog clenched its fist from the eternal road and we met.
Give you money!
Running through this madness and hope and in the blink of an eye.
No boy, no cry! We have to move forward!
With more energy and head towards the wind.
We are living! Living the 80's!
We still fight! Fighting the 80's!
Idling!
It's started!
Idling! The respected celebrity is Hiroki Shimabukuro!
I'm the MC of the show, Masato Bakaruku! Nice to meet you!
I'm Morimoto, the host of this show. Nice to meet you!
This show is for idling girls who are growing up as idol singers
and want them to become one of their own.
It airs at 2 p.m. and ends at 3 p.m. this week!
Let me introduce you! It's Idling!
Let me introduce you! Today's theme is "What was the most embarrassing thing you've done recently?"
Kato-san!
I'm Idling! No. 1 Kato Sayaka!
What was the most embarrassing thing you've done recently?
I was listening to "Walkman" and my voice was singing on the street.
That hurts!
I'm Idling! No. 2 Koizumi Rimi!
What was the most embarrassing thing you've done recently?
The hem of my skirt was torn.
I'm Idling! No. 5 Ayanami!
What was the most embarrassing thing you've done recently?
When I was filling up the toilet, a man came in.
I'm Idling! No. 5 Tomomiya!
What was the most embarrassing thing you've done recently?
When I was in class and my teacher asked me to sit down and answer, my answer was wrong.
Welcome!
I'm Idling! No. 5 Takeuchi Mira!
When I was in the toilet, Su-chan came in and opened the door.
I'm Idling! No. 8 Honchi!
What was the most embarrassing thing you've done recently?
Well...
I'm Idling! No. 13 No-no-no Seina!
What was the most embarrassing thing you've done recently?
When I was filling up the toilet, I fell down.
I'm Idling! No. 10 Asahi Nao!
What was the most embarrassing thing you've done recently?
I pushed a strange instrument before getting on the train.
I'm Idling! No. 10 Asahi Nao!
I'm Idling! No. 16 Kikuchi Ami!
What I've been embarrassed about lately is
being laughed at by Yazao-san at school.
Being laughed at by his face.
Alright, we'll be bringing you today's program.
Well, you're embarrassed about it every day, right?
Alright, let's get fired up today!
Idling! No. 16 Kikuchi Ami
Kikuchi Ami
Idling! No. 13 Kikuchi Ami
Today's members, these nine people, what kind of members do you think they are?
What kind of combination do you think it is?
When we cut the title song, there were quite a few members who weren't there.
It's the first time we've been called like that.
That's right. What do you think it is?
Actually, these nine people have something in common!
They have something in common! Asahi-san, what do you think it is?
I don't know.
You don't know?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's not!
Takiguchi-san! Takiguchi-san, what do you think it is?
It's not!
Koezumi-san, what do you think it is?
It's not!
Let's just say it!
Kachikachi Body Clinic!
That's right!
Everyone, please be quiet!
Everyone, these nine people have something in common!
Kachikachi Body Clinic! In other words, their bodies are hard!
Wait! Wait!
What is it? What is it?
It's not!
Listen to me!
The staff explained it to you!
They explained it to you that you have physical strength!
That's right!
If you're an idol, I hope you can respond flexibly depending on the situation!
So today, in order for you to be a little more flexible with your hard bodies, I'd like you to receive treatment!
And now, let me introduce you to a teacher who has made your hard bodies so flexible!
She is the chairman of the Japanese Wave Stretch Association and is a bodybuilding researcher, Ms. Maki Nankyo!
Thank you for having me!
Thank you!
Thank you for having me!
Now, teacher, first of all, what does it mean to have a hard body?
That's right, your muscles become hard.
Muscles?
Yes, and when they become hard, you can't help but lose your posture, right?
And when something happens to you, it's easy for you to get injured or stumble, and when you're a little less flexible, it's easier for you to get injured.
I see.
That's why you need to have a flexible body.
I see.
Yes.
So how do you make your body flexible?
That's right. First of all, your muscles become hard no matter what you do, so you loosen them up.
Loosen them up?
Loosen them up comfortably.
And then you pull and stretch, and vice versa, you train and shrink a little, right?
Ah, I see.
Those are the three ways.
Yes, Ms. Maki Nankyo, thank you!
Before we have Ms. Maki Nankyo loosen up her muscles, we'll measure how hard your bodies are right now.
We'll measure it!
Okay, who should we start with?
You don't look like you're listening at all.
I'm not listening!
Well, you're not saying anything!
Yes, that's right.
Okay, should we start with Ms. Kato?
Yes!
Um, please sit down. Please stretch your legs and sit down.
Ah, like this!
Yes, and your back should touch the wall, right?
Ah, it hurts! It hurts!
Yes, and just like that.
My arms are too far away!
Yes, and can you stretch out your arms a little?
I'll turn on the switch.
Yes, I'll turn it off from here.
Yes, and from there, slowly stretch out your arms forward.
Yes, I'll do it!
Ah, I'm soft, but is it okay?
Yes, it's okay, go ahead.
Yes, it's okay.
Oh, it's going, it's going, it's going!
Wow!
Wonderful!
It's soft!
Do you know why you were called to Kachikachi Clinic?
That's why I don't know!
It's because of the number of people.
What?! How many?! How many?!
How many?!
Well, you should be soft for now.
Is that it?!
Ms. Kato, your shoulders are wonderful.
Yes, they are.
54 centimeters!
Yes, thank you.
54 centimeters!
Okay, let's move on!
Next up is Ms. Endo!
Yes!
I'm soft, too!
Ah, you're soft?
Yes.
Let's do it, let's do it!
Yes!
Extend your arms.
Yes.
Do you want me to push you a little more?
Yes!
Okay, put your hands up.
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
Now, put your thumbs up a little.
Yes!
Yes, like that.
Yes, go ahead!
I'll do my best!
Wow!
41.5 centimeters!
Yes!
It's okay, it's okay!
It's pretty soft, isn't it?!
It's soft, isn't it?!
It's soft!
It looks really soft!
Right?! This is also pretty soft.
It's good, isn't it?!
You two are the oldest idols!
Yes!
Now, let's continue!
Next up is Etto-chan!
Yes!
Let's put your butt on it.
Is it okay for you to do that?
Let's put your hand on it.
Etto-chan's head is hard too.
That side is soft.
Are you ready?
Yes, let's go!
Wow!
That's a lot!
42 points!
Yes!
Now, let's make it harder.
Ponchi-san!
Yes!
Let's put it on the wall a little more.
Put your hand on it.
Put your thumb on it.
Ponchi-san, what is it?
My legs are soft.
Is that so?
It's not just soft.
Please show us your face.
Don't bend your legs.
16 centimeters!
Teacher, this is pretty hard, isn't it?
Yes, it's hard.
It's hard, Ponchi-san.
Yes, it's hard.
16 centimeters is hard, Ponchi-san.
Now, let's continue with Nagano-san!
No, no, no.
Let's put your butt on it.
A little more.
Yes, that's right.
Now, put your hand on it.
Nagano-san's hands are surprisingly soft.
Now, please show us!
Yes!
Wow!
45.5 centimeters!
That's amazing!
Isn't it?
That's amazing!
Yes!
Now, let's continue with Asahi-san!
Asahi-san, you look stiff.
It's because I haven't been working out lately.
Alright, let's continue with Asahi-san.
Alright, let's put your hands up.
Alright, put your hands up.
From there...
Is it alright?
Alright, go ahead.
Wait, my shoes...
You were in a good mood.
The number is stopped.
It's stopped?
Let's do it again.
Wait, my shoes...
Huh?
My shoes...
It's alright, it's alright.
It'll get in the way.
I'm getting really motivated.
You're serious, aren't you?
Asahi-san, you're desperate, aren't you?
You're trying to look soft.
Alright, go ahead.
Oh, but you're doing pretty good.
41cm!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Alright, let's continue with...
Kikuchi-san!
Yes!
I'm pretty...
Stiff? Soft?
I'm pretty soft.
This part is soft, so you can probably do it.
This part is soft?
This part is soft, so you can probably do it.
That's no good.
Alright, put your butt in a little more.
Yes.
Alright, put your hands up.
Yes.
From there...
Yes.
Alright, go ahead.
Let's go!
Huh?!
Oh, it's there.
Oh!
Oh, it's there!
Huh?! It's there! It's there! It's there!
Wow!
45cm!
Wow!
You're pretty good!
At this point...
Right now... Right now, the staff is panicking.
They're panicking.
It's different from what we expected.
It's unexpected.
Yes.
Ponchi-san, thank you very much.
Yes!
Alright!
Alright, let's continue with...
Takiguchi-san!
Yes!
Are you ready? Yes!
Here we go!
Your hands are soft!
Oh, are you doing it? Yes!
Let's put your hips together.
That's right.
Yes.
Now, please put your hands together.
Yes.
Here you go.
Let's go!
Huh? Are you kidding me?
12.5 centimeters!
Huh?!
This is terrible, isn't it, Takiguchi-san?
Takiguchi-san!
Are you okay?
Even if you use your trapezius muscle, it will bend more.
This is hard for you, isn't it, professor?
Obviously, you don't have a good posture, either.
That's right.
Yes!
You're using a lot of strength, aren't you?
Yes, Takiguchi-san! 12.5 centimeters!
Yes!
Now, for the last one!
Yes!
Koizumi-san is going to do the backflip!
I haven't moved for about three months.
You're moving!
You haven't moved for about three months.
So it's really bad.
Let's put some oil on it.
A little more.
It's bad. The air is coming out.
It's bad.
You don't have to take off your shoes.
Here you go.
Here we go!
One, two...
Isn't "one, two" not allowed?
Thirteen centimeters!
Oh, it hurts!
It's not bad!
It's not bad at all!
Wow!
Okay!
All nine of you have finished your measurements.
From now on, the doctor will massage you.
He will treat you.
Only the members who were particularly stiff.
Yes.
Yes, only the members who were particularly stiff.
After the doctor has treated you, we will measure you again in the same way.
Based on these numbers,
those of you who were not soft but were hard,
we expect the same thing.
We expect the same thing.
Please receive proper treatment.
Okay, let's start!
Who should we start with?
Let's start with Ponchi!
Here we go.
Ponchi was already stiff.
I think I'm pretty soft.
Okay, doctor!
Please start!
Let's start with shoes.
First of all, all of you will wear shoes.
All of you will wear shoes.
Okay, please stretch out your legs.
Okay, like that.
Okay, while breathing out, let's lower you down.
Okay, raise your hands and lower them down.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Okay, let's breathe in again.
Breathe in and breathe out.
You won't be soft!
You can do it!
This is hard!
Let's open your legs.
You're getting softer!
You're getting more and more forced!
You can do it!
You look like you're from a moving company!
You look like you're being forced!
You can do it!
Let's move on to the measurement!
Measurement! Measurement!
Can you see some of my clothes?
Please raise your hands.
16 cm, right?
Yes, please!
Wow! 35.5 cm!
You're almost 20 cm taller!
How do you feel?
Your body is weak, but it's true that you're softer!
Are you happy?
Thank you very much!
Let's move on to Asahi!
Asahi-san, you were stiff in the beginning because of self-harm, right?
Since you're here, could you make it softer today?
Please, please, please.
Are you ready?
Now, please.
Are you ready?
First of all...
It's enough.
It's quite soft.
Let's try it again.
Sensei, please do it more. Make it softer.
Make it softer.
Be careful of your breath. Breathe out.
Breathe out.
My bones are breaking.
Breathe out.
Your bones won't break because you're flexible.
Breathe out.
Okay, let's do the other side.
Wow, that's great.
Okay, let's do it.
Lean back.
Do you want me to do it more?
Let's do it more, let's do it more.
Stretch out.
Breathe out.
Ouch!
Breathe out.
Okay, good luck. Breathe out.
Does your body bend this much?
My legs!
You're getting stronger and stronger, Asahi-san.
You're getting stronger and stronger. Breathe out. Breathe out.
That's right, that's right.
Okay!
Okay, let's do the measurement.
Measurement! Measurement! Measurement!
Hurry up and do the measurement! Hurry up and do the measurement!
Okay, Asahi-san, put your hand on it.
Okay, please do it!
37 points!
It's gone!
Asahi-san!
It's gone!
Isn't it the opposite effect?
Even though we tried so hard.
We put in a lot of effort.
Our muscles got a little tight.
Your body rejected it, didn't it?
Yes.
Alright, Asahi-san, thank you very much!
Alright, next!
Let's take a look!
Next, Takiguchi-san!
Yes! I really want you to do it!
Until now, whatever I did, it was impossible!
Right, Takiguchi-san? You got 12.5 points.
Yes, that's right!
We're counting on you, Sensei!
Yes, we're counting on you!
Alright, Sensei, we're counting on you!
Yes!
Please do it in a different pattern than the others.
Can I do it in a different pattern?
Yes, a rather tight pattern, please.
A tight pattern?
Yes.
Then, like that...
Alright, then...
Can you do it in a pose?
Yes, in a pose!
In a pose!
You can do it a little slower.
Alright, then, like that...
First, take your hands off.
Yes!
Put your arms up and stretch your back and stretch.
Please stop it!
Please!
Yes, go ahead!
Oh, but it's fine like this, isn't it?
Let's stretch it out of there!
Let's stretch it out of here!
Let's go!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Go further! Go further! Go further!
Go further!
Go further! Go further!
And last, last!
And let's take it!
And you've finished!
And congratulations!
Come on, sit down! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Here, sit down!
Does this really work?
Stay in a fun state! Fun state!
Be careful. It's bent. It's bent. It's bent.
Okay.
Okay, let's do it. Please!
Okay, let's do it.
Before that, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Okay!
30.5 cm!
Yay!
It's good, isn't it?
Yes.
But just now, you were a little excited, weren't you?
How about you measure it properly?
I could go further.
What?
I could go further.
Then go. You couldn't go.
Hayate Ohtakiusa, 30.5 cm. This is also...
18 cm, right?
It's 18 cm longer!
Amazing!
Yay!
Thank you!
Now, last but not least, Koizumi sensei, please!
Yes, I'll do my best!
Now, sensei, please!
Sensei, what is that machine?!
What is this?!
This is a secret weapon that makes stretching even more effective.
I see!
Isn't it for making your arms bigger?
No, no, no!
It's for making your chest bigger!
That's not what I meant!
Koizumi-san, you can't do anything with it!
I can't?!
I'll stretch my legs like this...
Wow!
Koizumi-san, you're holding a yellow one.
I'll do it now.
How is it?
I wonder what it is...
Now, please stretch your arms out.
And while you're at it, slowly stretch your body forward.
Breathe in...
I see!
Oh, you're doing it!
Ah, but it might be easier.
It might be easier.
Can you do it more?
No! I can't!
You can't?!
Let's do it one more time.
Yes!
Stretch your chest... no, stretch your legs.
I have to stretch my legs?
Yes!
Stretch your legs...
That's not it!
Let's do it one more time.
Okay, stretch forward.
Ah, my bones are broken!
They're not broken!
Your bones are not broken!
Okay, okay.
Okay, let's do the other leg now.
Yes!
The other way...
Is it okay?
Ah, but it's a little loose.
It's okay! It's okay!
Koizumi-san, you're stretching!
You're stretching!
It hurts! It hurts!
Yes!
Okay, we're done!
I'll end it here!
Thank you for your hard work!
You're amazing equipment!
The color is pastel, but...
It's a terrifying equipment!
Okay, Koizumi-san, let's do the other leg!
Okay, is this done?
Yes!
Is it getting softer?
Yes!
Okay, we'll start now!
Yes!
Let's go!
Let's do it!
You can do it!
11.5 cm!
Why?
Why? Isn't it too low?
Koezumi-san, even though you used a tool...
Why is it like this?
Originally it's hard, isn't it?
It's hard, isn't it?
Maybe you have to keep doing it.
Yes, you have to keep doing it.
Now, for the last one!
How soft can someone who's originally soft be?
Please, Kato-san!
Now, for the legs...
Please, take it off.
Let's take it off.
This one?
Yes. Let's hook up the legs.
Two or three ribs are fine.
Wait! I'm in trouble! I'm in trouble!
Let's hook up the legs.
Then, you just have to do it on a daily basis.
Sensei, I'll do it seriously!
Let's stretch out the heel.
Wow! Amazing!
Wow! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Let's stretch it out.
It hurts a lot! It hurts a lot!
Now, let's do it while chewing it up.
Wow! You can do it! You can do it!
It's twisted, isn't it?
Yes.
It's fine as long as it's not oily.
OK, we'll twist it from there.
Let's twist it.
Wow!
Now, here...
Yes.
Look at me.
Wow! That's good, Kato-san!
Now...
You can still do it, Kato-san!
Yes, yes.
You can still do it! You can do it at all! It's not easy at all!
It's really soft, isn't it?
Yes, it's soft.
OK!
It's fine, isn't it?
Yes.
Now, Kato-san, let's do it!
It's 54cm, right?
Now, let's see how far you can stretch it out from 54cm!
Is it possible?
Please do it!
Do your best!
Let's do it!
Wow! Amazing!
Wow! You can do it! You can do it!
54.5cm!
Wait! I couldn't do it! I couldn't do it!
You can do it! You can do it!
Well, we have finished measuring.
Oh, it's not.
Well, let's announce the results.
Yes!
From June 15th at 8.30pm, we will broadcast "Kinrikuman - Demon Superhuman Edition"
Kinrikuman vs Buffalo Man
The second "Fuji TV 739 Request Best Bout" is...
"Buffalo Man" with ten times more superhuman strength than "Woseman" which was popular last time!
Can "Kinrikuman" win this time? Please look forward to it!
Yes! Well, the last one is...
As a punishment for "Asahi-san" who had the lowest score...
Please drink this extremely sour vinegar.
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! It's over.
What are you doing?
It became negative, so we have no choice but to...
Just one sip. Just one sip.
I'm sorry!
Please drink it in one go!
Just one sip! Just one sip! Just one sip!
Just one sip!
Don't spill it!
Goodbye!
One sip, one sip, one sip...
I'm sorry...
One sip, one sip, one sip...
It will be soft, it will be soft.
Yes!
She did her best!
How is it? Drinking this makes you even more...
Stinky!
This guy stinks!
It smells sour!
Sour!
What is this? This is bad!
She's crying!
This is bad!
Yes, then...
The one that was the hardest...
Let's have Takefu-san drink it as well.
Yes.
Is it soft now?
It doesn't matter, but don't spit it out.
It's okay, right?
I'll give it back.
Go, go, go.
Drink it, drink it.
Drink it up, drink it up.
Is it soft now? Is it soft now?
It's soft enough for my tongue not to turn.
It's soft enough for your tongue not to turn.
It's not soft yet.
Okay, thank you very much.
Okay.
Okay, anyone else who wants to drink it?
Anyone who wants to drink it?
Anyone who wants to measure it as soon as you drink it?
Measure it, measure it, measure it.
Asahi-san, at first it was 41cm.
Then the doctor measured it and it was 37.5cm.
Now, how much will it change after you drink it?
Will it change?
It changed!
52cm!
Okay, everyone, did you understand?
The best thing is vinegar.
Vinegar is good for your body.
So, while doing flexible exercises, drink vinegar every day.
This has been Kachikachi Body Clinic!
Thank you!