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The gentle breeze under the light sparkles, sparkles and starts dancing.
With a smile on my face, I said "good morning" to everyone I didn't know.
I couldn't meet you, and I cried at the rusty clock, but I'm fine.
After my tears have dried up, there's a door to my dream.
I can't worry about it.
Even if sadness comes more and more, I'll smile like I'm welcoming my friends.
I promise you.
I'll smile like I'm welcoming my friends.
I promise you.
Idling!
Miyake-san's batting is wide open, so step in more.
Yes!
Now, let's begin Idling! MC's special program.
Hello, everyone! I'm Endo Reiko. Nice to meet you!
This program is for idling girls, who are growing up in modern society,
to become one of them.
The most important idling diary!
Tomorrow, at 2:50 a.m., it will be broadcasted!
Let me introduce you! It's idling!
Now, let me introduce you!
Today's theme is "I want to watch TV programs!"
First of all, Koizumi-san!
I'm idling girl, Koizumi Rimu!
I want to watch TV programs on Music Station!
Yes!
Please step in more!
Yes!
I'm idling girl, Endo Omae!
I want to watch TV programs on "Mezamashi TV"!
I see!
I'm idling girl, Okai Rika!
I want to watch TV programs on "Change"!
Yes!
I'm idling girl, Yazawa Rika!
I want to watch TV programs on "Shimuraya"!
This way!
I'm idling girl, Honchii!
I want to watch TV programs on "Rookies"!
I see!
I'm idling girl, Morita Suzuka!
I want to watch TV programs on "Last Friends", which we recorded yesterday!
I'm idling girl, Kawamura Yui!
I want to watch TV programs on "Zettai Kareshi"!
Yes!
I'm idling girl, 16 year old Kikyo Choumi!
I want to watch TV programs on "Ballet Ball"!
I'm idling girl, 17 year old Miyake Hitomi!
I want to watch TV programs on "Hexagon"!
I'm idling girl, Konya!
I'm working hard behind the scenes of "Heroes"!
Let's do our best!
Which boy won't you marry me?
If I could be very handsome, won't you marry me?
If I could be a tall guy, don't you marry him?
If I could be that next life...
Idling, sad life, ticket, fix it!
Quiz Boom is back!
Here we go again.
Right now, Quiz Boom is airing on TV.
"Golden Time" is doing a quiz show almost every day.
Because of that situation, our idling is also on the boom.
Let's do the quiz that only idling can do.
Until now, Endo-san, Koizumi-san and Eto-san were here.
Koizumi-san, how was it being here?
I feel like I won an award.
You won an award?
I'm happy that I got a job.
You're still idling.
Please do your best in idling.
I'll do my best.
Who will give us a quiz today?
Let's call in our interviewees.
The first one is Tomoka Erika-san!
Tomoka-san!
Erika-san!
Thank you!
What's wrong? You don't look well.
I'm not feeling well.
What is it?
I'm nervous!
You're the host, so please say the title song cheerfully!
Okay! The quiz is by Okairika, "Oogiri 24"!
"Oogiri"!
As expected of the most fun idol group, Okairika!
Stop it!
For this quiz, Okairika-san will think of one question given by Tomoka-san for 24 hours.
She will think of how the answer will change over the course of the time and what she answered in the end.
I see!
She will think of one question for 24 hours.
This was difficult, wasn't it?
It was difficult and disgusting!
This is the most difficult part of being an idol!
Stop it!
Okay, please say the title song cheerfully!
Okay! The quiz is by Okairika, "Oogiri 24"!
Good morning!
It's Okairika-san's "Tindo".
What?! No way!
Do you know what she did?
She wrote "oogiri".
That's funny!
She wrote "oogiri".
You wrote "oogiri", didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Sazae-san's final question.
What is the title of the song?
I just thought of it.
It's the title of the next quiz.
What?! What is this?!
It's too sudden!
I don't know anything!
You just thought of it, didn't you?
You might not be able to use it.
Ta-dah!
Sazae - Shishiru.
Here we go.
Ta-dah! "Sazae, grow up."
This means that Sazae's family doesn't age.
So, they age and can't continue the show anymore.
You have 24 hours from now.
You will get married every hour.
Sazae, grow up.
Hold it.
Hold it yourself.
What?
Hold it?
I see. You hold it yourself.
I'm sad.
I'm tired.
I'll do my best.
Thank you for your hard work.
What should I do?
It's past 12 o'clock and it's almost 12 o'clock.
Let's get started.
The title of Sazae's last episode is...
Ta-dah! "Tama, Kotsuri."
When I think about it,
all characters other than Tama are sea creatures, but only Tama is different.
So, if all characters other than Tama return to their original forms and go back to the sea,
I think Tama will be left alone.
From now on, not Sazae, but Tama's new story is about to begin.
Anyway, you've answered up to this point, but first of all, the answer you gave right after was "Sazae will die."
Yes, that's right. "Sazae will die."
Today we have a minus one corner.
What does that mean?
It doesn't mean anything. It's just intuition.
You thought she'd die of intuition, didn't you?
It's quite cruel.
You know in movies, there's a catchphrase like "this is the last one," right?
I see.
Tama Potsuri, when you were writing this, you didn't think the audience would react like this, did you?
No, I just thought it would be sad.
You didn't take it seriously.
Now, let's look at the answer after 12 hours, no 6 hours, 6 and a half hours later.
How has it changed?
We're going to school now, but before we do that, I'd like to say something.
Here we go.
Sazae's last episode.
The title is "Sazae what will you do?"
Today's first answer is...
Here we go.
Ta-dah!
Sazae, wake up.
It's because it's morning.
I thought it would be normal for Sazae to end her episode like this.
It's morning, so my brain isn't working.
I'll do my best for the next episode.
It's getting more and more interesting as we get more and more answers.
I didn't think it would go this far.
No, in the morning...
Really, before I went to school...
You got up and went right away, right?
I was drinking coffee.
Oh, I see.
I was drinking this.
I couldn't think of it.
I'm so happy.
Yes, yes.
Now, let's look at the answers after 21 hours and 15 and a half hours.
Oh, before that, 18 hours later...
Oh, 18 hours later.
Now, let's look at the answers after 12 and a half hours.
How will the answers change?
It's 12 and a half now.
It's noon now.
I usually go to school like this, so I'm in my room now.
I'm in my room now, but as you know, this is the bathroom.
Then, I'll say it.
Ta-da!
Sazae's title for the last episode is...
Ta-da!
Sazae, Let's Go!
Yes, this is...
After all, when Masuo gets tired of Sazae, he divorces her.
So, the family collapses.
That's why the story doesn't last long.
Yes, and...
I'll say it.
After divorcing, Sazae remarries.
Yes, this is...
Sazae likes tuna more than Masuo.
So, Sazae will say it.
The family collapses.
That's why the story doesn't last long.
Yes, and...
I'll eat lunch now.
I'm hungry, so I'll eat it now.
Bye-bye!
It was a very negative answer to divorce and remarry.
Miko-san, do you have any feelings at this time?
Are you getting irritated?
I really couldn't think of anything.
My friend did it for me, but I couldn't help it because I was embarrassed.
She said, "Erika, what are you doing?"
I'm full of thoughts.
What is the reaction of the customers here who heard "divorce and remarry"?
Hey, everyone, you're always so warm.
It was a serious reaction.
Now, let's look at the answers at 3.30 p.m. 21 hours later.
What kind of answers are there?
Now that school is over and work is over, this time has finally come.
So, I'd like to go right away.
Sazae-san's final episode.
The title is "Sazae, what are you going to do?"
Yes.
Sazae, what are you going to do?
I'm hungry.
I just want to eat.
That's it for today.
There is one more time, so I'll do my best for the last time.
It's been 24 hours since I was called out, and it's finally the last time.
It was really hard.
It was quite difficult.
Here is the last question.
Sazae, what are you going to do?
Here is the question.
What did Ms. Etonoka write 24 hours after she was called out?
Please think about it.
It's been a long time.
Why did you give me this opportunity?
Because you are the most interesting person here.
No one gave me this opportunity!
Your laughter is getting less and less.
What should I do?
When you look at it, you can see how you felt at the time.
I'm hungry, so I'm going to eat, Sazae.
You are human, so you can feel it.
Your expressions are getting more and more tired.
The response is terrible.
I'm bored, so I'm going to sleep, Sazae.
Ms. Etonoka is actually bored here.
I'm bored, so I'm going to sleep.
I'm not bored.
You're just annoyed.
Ms. Etonoka goes shopping and forgets her wallet.
There is such a reality show.
I usually go shopping for dinner, but I forget my wallet while singing.
That's what I'm doing.
Ms. Yazawa, you said you were going to collect Sazae's money.
You came to collect it, didn't you?
You're greedy.
No, I'm not!
If you think about it, Sazae and Zaigane are separated, aren't they?
Sazae!
Ms. Eponti!
I'm happy!
She's reborn!
She's cute!
Ms. Sazae, you said you were going to eat.
You said you were going to eat, didn't you?
I was supposed to eat for 21 hours.
I see.
Ms. Kawamura, you said you were going to go out.
What?
Go out?
Ms. Etonoka is strong.
Ms. Sazae is already...
I think you should go out and be independent with your mom.
From a two-generation house...
To a one-generation house.
I see.
And... Sazae, bye-bye.
Sazae, bye-bye.
Do you understand?
Bye-bye.
Sazae, bye-bye.
Bye-bye, right?
You'll have more kids.
Other than Tara-chan...
Yes!
Now, who has the correct answer?
Ms. Etonoka, please do a VTR impression.
Yes!
Quiz! Tanaoka Erika's "Oogi 24"!
Yes, so... I've thought about it.
It's the last one, right?
Here I go.
Ta-dah!
Sazae - Ending with Choki
Yes, this is...
Sazae-san is a show character that everyone loves...
So I thought it should end like Sazae-san.
Please watch it again next week.
Rock-paper-scissors, "ufufufu"...
That's "peace" with "choki"...
"Bye-bye" with "choki"...
I thought it would be best if it ended happily.
Yes!
So...
The correct answer is... What was it, Tanaoka-san?
"Ending with choki"...
Well, there wasn't anything funny about it, but...
Ah, it's sad!
Now, how was it?
No, it's really difficult and I can't do it anymore.
Yes.
I don't like this situation.
I see.
Yes, so... Tanaoka-san, thank you very much!
Thank you!
Now, let's move on to the second question!
The second questioner is...
Ah, yes, it's a diary, right?
Yes!
It's No. 11, Morita-san!
Yes, go ahead!
Now, what kind of quiz will Morita-san give us?
Yes, then, please give us the VTR!
Yes, then, "Suu-chan, 15 years old, but older, life advice for..."
No?
No!
Do your best, Suu-chan!
Quiz! "Suu-chan, 15 years old, older, advice"!
VTR, go ahead!
Adults of today's society, who have various worries,
Some of the adults, who are busy,
Asked a pure-hearted girl for a solution.
Wow!
Cool!
Excuse me.
Wow, you went to a high place!
This time, the person who asked for advice is Tomoharu Suzukawa, 30 years old, working as a broadcast writer.
What kind of worries does he want to ask Suu-chan for advice about?
What's wrong with you today?
Actually...
I...
I can't use the bathroom without leaving it open.
Huh?
You leave it open when you use the bathroom?
Yes.
Huh? How old are you now?
I'm 30 years old.
Huh?
How did you grow up like that?
I've been growing up like this, leaving it open all the time.
Why do you leave it open?
I'm alone in the bathroom.
I get lonely, so when I leave it open, I feel relieved and relieved.
Oh, I see.
You're just sitting there like this, right?
I was wondering what you'd do if a ghost came in while you were leaving it open.
I think you'd better leave it closed.
Actually, I can't see it, so I can't say anything.
No, it's "what if".
That's right.
Wouldn't it be scary if you could see it?
Have you seen it before?
Yes, well...
But you can't see it at all.
So it's fine even if you open it, right?
If you do, if you just sit there and ignore it...
If you open the door...
What if there's a snake in there?
Wouldn't it come in?
Snakes don't come in.
For example...
So...
Somehow...
No, but...
Snakes don't come out.
For example...
Somehow...
Today is over!
It's "dei".
"Dei"... "dei"...
"Dei" exists, doesn't it? Do you know it?
Yes, somehow.
"Dei" is...
For example...
If you say "dei" in Japanese...
"dei" means "eat an apple" or "dei" means "start" in Japanese, doesn't it?
It's "dei" in Japanese.
Don't you know it?
Oh, it's fine.
It's "dei" in Japanese.
Of course it is.
Snakes...
They come in for that, don't they?
Yes.
Right?
Isn't it obvious?
Snakes don't come out of houses.
Stop it! It's scary!
That's right.
You said "for example", didn't you?
Hello?
Oh, no!
I'm sorry.
I'm in the middle of a conversation.
I'm sorry.
After all, what should I do?
If you do that...
I don't think you can have a girlfriend.
For now, she is...
Why did you come out?
I want you to talk seriously.
I came out seriously.
Can you do it in a manner?
Yes.
Yes. Yes.
Yes. That's right.
After all, what should I do?
So...
You have a family, don't you?
Yes.
Here is the question.
After this, what advice did Su-chan give to the person she consulted with?
Yes!
Su-chan is serious.
No, no, no.
I made a mistake in saying the title.
No, no, it's okay.
So, everyone!
What did you say?
Yes!
After all, did you get angry?
That's right.
It wasn't broadcasted, but...
Besides that...
Even though I go to work every morning...
Ah, the writer...
Yes, yes, yes.
Or...
My girlfriend...
Right?
She told me to say "onii-chan" (older brother)
Or...
She said "don't say "onii-chan" (older brother)
Or something like that...
But...
Even though I'm 30 years old, I'm not lazy.
That's why...
I said "don't say "onii-chan" (older brother)
I got angry.
You said "don't say "onii-chan" (older brother)
Yes.
You're angry.
It's between the lines.
Besides that...
It's a little difficult, but...
This...
Even though it's a hint...
It was hidden just now, wasn't it?
That's right.
The hint in the question...
That's right.
The last word...
It's a hint.
Now, everyone...
Please give me the answer at once.
Open!
Please don't use the bathroom!
Please have your mother raise you again.
That's a harsh way of saying it.
Close the door and stand in front of it. Have your family stand up for you.
Have your family stand up for you.
Yes, stand in front of the door and make sure it doesn't open.
I see. Then have your family do something about it.
Please bring your family with you.
If you do that, you can go in with someone, can't you?
With your family...
No, you can consult with your family.
Please have your family close the door for you.
Well, we've seen the phrase "family" quite often.
Is there an answer, Ms. Morida?
Yes!
Please.
The answer is this!
What should I do in the end?
Well, you know...
You have a family, right?
Yes.
You go to the bathroom with your kids...
And when you knock or open the door...
You have your family close the door for you.
From outside.
For you.
I see.
And...
Yes.
You have to hold it in for 10 minutes and go in by yourself.
I see.
So you have your family close the door for you?
Yes.
Please try it.
Yes.
The correct answer is...
Have your family close the door for you.
Yes!
The correct answer is...
Have your family close the door for you.
Yes!
Amazing!
How was it, Ms. Morita?
Even when I'm 30 years old, I still see men like that.
Is it bad to see men like that?
Yes, I want them to be more mature.
You want your husband and children to be more mature?
Thank you, Ms. Morita!
Thank you!
By the way, we're looking for a consultant for you.
If you want to be called "bashit" by Ms. Morita, please contact us.
Who will tell us next?
We have an announcement!
"Color Rock Live 2008 Final in JCB Hall" will air tomorrow night at 9pm.
Please enjoy Yaiko and Nobiyaka's singing voice!
Lastly, Ms. Morita, please say "bashit" to the camera!
Yes!
Ms. Morita...
Please!
Men and girls, please be mature!
Please!
Goodbye!
So we were able to see a new side of you today.
I'm not that lazy.
It's not that you're strict, it's just that you're not lazy.
It's not 100%, it's 200%.
How is everyone else like you? Is Morita like this?
Yes.
Su-chan is very carefree.
She's carefree, right?
Yes, she's very carefree.
I wonder if that's true.
If that's the case, then I'm very kind.
It's not like I'm strict or anything.
You're very kind to Koizumi-san, aren't you?
That's right.
Did you give up?
I want you to kiss me.
Please kiss me.
Yes, please.
It seems like a new version of you has been born.
Tomoka-san, how was it? You were very bold today.
Don't touch me like that.
I won't!
After I did it, Su-chan made me a V-shape.
I thought it was funny.
Don't say V-shape.
I'm sorry. I said it myself.
This side is funny, and this side is kind.
For some reason, the V-shape is more funny.
Don't say that!
Why is it like that, Tomoka-san?
Was I in a bad mood?
That's right.
You've been in a bad mood lately.
I've been in a bad mood lately?
You've been trying hard to change your direction lately.
That's right.
I want you to get angry.
Which one?
How about other stars?
There are people who haven't become a host yet, right?
That's right.
Like, "If it's a genre like this, I'm okay with it."
I wonder...
Right, Morita-san, life advice.
Yes.
Ponchi-san, what should we do?
What kind of things should we do?
I wonder...
Things like teaching you how to study.
What?!
The Education Committee will complain about you.
Why?!
Since you've been doing it properly.
That's fine.
Don't teach wrong things.
No.
The other day, I had a test at school.
I was able to write Japanese poems the best.
Isn't it thanks to this show?!
That's right.
It was great.
It was really fun.
It's a show for that purpose, isn't it?
Yes.
Then...
Tonoka-san, let me say it.
It's your score, right?
How many points?
The answer. The score after 24 hours.
The answer.
The score after 24 hours?
You can self-evaluate it.
Yes.
Is it okay now?
Yes. How many points did you get?
14 points.
14 points!
I see. By the way, how many points do you have now?
Me now?
Yes, you now.
I have 7 points now.
7 points!
You are falling down!
It's okay.
Since you have 14 points now, please write more answers here.
I can't believe it.
You have 14 points now, right?
You can't accept it, can you?
You tried to get it back, but you have only 7 points now.
So you have to write more answers here and make up for it, right?
It's been 70 hours since I came back from work.
It's been 70 hours, Ms. Tonoka.
It's too late now.
Okay, Ms. Tonoka.
Ms. Tonoka, please.
I'd like to review the topic one more time.
The title of Ms. Sazae's final episode is...
What is Ms. Sazae going to do?
Yes, it's been 70 hours.
And I think she somehow understood it after seeing the audience's reactions.
If you are that funny, Ms. Tonoka, I'd like to end it with a big laugh and say, "Bye!"
Okay, that's it!
That's it!
That's it for the laugh.
Okay, Ms. Tonoka, let's move on to the topic.
The title of Ms. Sazae's final episode is...
Even Though It Looks Better...
Goodbye!
I don't like it!
I really don't like it!
It's not funny!
You bastard! Don't use people's names when you talk!
OK. One more time.
Oh, well... Yoshitaka-san didn't like it.
It's not over yet, Tomooka-san.
OK, let's move on.
The title of Sazae-san's last song is...
I don't want you to use people's names at this time.
You're saying everything yourself.
But you've been through a lot of things.
You've overcome everything with laughter.
OK, it's over!
Tomooka-san, are you happy?
Let's move on.
The title of Sazae-san's last song is...
See you next week! Bye-bye!
Bye-bye!
You can't just end it like this.
You can't just end it like this!
What are you going to do? Are you going to end it like this?
Are you going to end it with a simple talk
or are you going to end it with another bang and then...
you're going to end it like this?
Don't look at him like that!
(Applause)
Ah, it's true.
This entertainer is scary, isn't he?
Even as an entertainer, his legs tremble.
To be cornered like this...
Now, Mr. Tomoka!
It's over! Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa! Here we go!
Are you ready? Answer! Don! Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa, right?
What is "pa-pa-pa-pa-pa"?
(Laughter)
Let's go!
Are you ready? Let's go!
Sazae-san's final episode's title is...
Hello! I'm Sazae!
(Laughter)
Yay!
(Applause)