AISubs v3.5
Idling, let's begin!
The gentle breeze is dancing under the light.
With a smile on my face, I said "good morning" to people I didn't know.
Until I met you, I cried at the rusty clock, but I'm fine.
After my tears have dried up, there's a door to my dream.
I can't worry about it.
Even when sadness comes, I'll smile like I'm welcoming my friends.
I'll smile like I'm welcoming my friends.
It's a promise, I know.
Idling!
In the opening, Nagano-san looked like Murui Shigen- san, was it only me?
Sometimes it's like that.
Now, let's start "Idling! Game Show"!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Now, this show is for idling girls who are growing up as idols,
and for them to become one person.
Yes, and "Idling Diary", tomorrow at midnight 20:50,
we will broadcast it.
Let me introduce you, it's "Wildling"!
Idling Diary
Now, today's theme is "Favorite Tokyo Names".
First, Koizumi-san!
Yes!
"Idling Diary", I'm Koizumi.
My favorite Tokyo Names is "Lirica Dance".
It's a Names!
Before "Idling Diary" ends, my favorite Tokyo Names is "Tokyo Tower".
"Idling Diary" is "Koji Makairika".
My favorite Tokyo Names is "Asakusa".
"Idling Diary" is "Asakusa".
"Idling Diary" is "Koji Makairika". My favorite Tokyo Names is "Shibuya Center Street".
"Idling Diary" is "Yokohama Diary". My favorite Tokyo Names is "Monjayaki".
"Idling Diary" is "Asakusa".
My favorite Tokyo Names is "Harajuku".
"Idling Diary" is "Sagai Tomi". My favorite Tokyo Names is "Itouyo Okado".
"Idling Diary" is "Michel Michie". My favorite Tokyo Names is "Donichi no Yoyogi Park".
"Idling Diary" is "Sagai Tomi". My favorite Tokyo Names is "Donichi no Yoyogi Park".
Sometimes we get lost, sometimes we get hurt, but we get through it together, because we believe that there is a stage waiting for us that makes us smile.
Thank you very much.
Now, it's started.
It's hard to say, but today as well,
we have guests who are in the same business as us.
It's these people!
Hello! We're Xavungle!
Xavungle! Nice to meet you!
So, Xavungle's short story!
Yes.
Can we do it?
Please!
Yes!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
Xavungle's short story! What's the sound like?
What's the sound like? Try it.
Yes, I'll do it.
Oh, it's the sound of pouring beer, right?
That's right! You got it right!
So, what's the sound like?
Try it.
It feels weird. It feels weird. What's this?
No, where is it coming from?
No, I don't know! I don't know! I don't know! What's this?
What's the sound like?
You don't know, either?!
Look at it, you muscle man!
It's hard, it's hard! It's hard, it's hard!
It tickles me, you bastards!
Let's continue with the short story!
Quick words!
Akabatema, apatema, kipatema, akabatema, apatema, kipatema, akabatema, apatema, kipatema!
I'm fast, aren't I?
You're too slow!
Am I slow?!
You're ten times faster than me!
Ten times?! You try it, then!
I'll do it!
But you're fast!
Look at it, you muscle man!
It's hard, it's hard! It's hard, it's hard!
It tickles me, you bastards!
Let's continue with the last one!
It's an impression of Prince Hanikami when he shot an OB!
Please!
Now, Prince Hanikami, get ready...
Oh, you're hanikami-ing today, too!
Oh, you're hanikami-ing!
He shot it! Oh, this is an OB!
It's frustrating!
You're good!
Thank you for coming!
Our guest is the band of The Vanguard!
Thank you for coming!
Kachikachiya, you've been doing that for a long time?
You've been doing that for such a long time.
Kato-san, it's been a while.
Oh!
It's been a while.
Yes, about five years ago.
Five years ago?!
Yes, when I was about twenty-one years old.
Five years ago.
Do you remember?
Don't you remember?
Not at all!
Five years ago?!
What happened?
Was it just me or Kato-kun?
Just you and me.
Kato-san.
What happened?
You picked me up on the way here, didn't you?
No way!
Really?!
You don't remember?!
Where did you go?
To Shibuya's Kusosekai-kan.
That's a real story!
How did you end up like this?
"Let's drink together," you said.
You said it in such a normal way.
You were so excited.
Not at all!
It's a funny story.
Ah, you know...
You had a one-night love, right?
Oh, you did?
Yes, yes.
I've seen Kato-san picking up girls on the spot!
How often does he do it?!
Three times!
He's like a schoolboy.
He's like a schoolboy, that's for sure.
I want you.
To put it simply...
I want you.
Thank you for joining us today.
Did you two get an idol ring?
Of course!
We watch it all the time.
Really?
We watch it all the time.
We watch it every week.
Do you know what segment this is?
We know.
What is it?
Um...
You don't know, do you?!
This is a fun segment.
It's "introduction and introduction."
It's here.
Introduction and introduction.
I think you know what it is.
It's a topic.
I'll explain the rules.
Please do.
"Introduction and introduction" is when a person introduces a line about a certain topic,
if you say "that's not what you sound like," or if you're out of luck or stuck, you're out.
If you're out of luck or stuck, you're out of the game.
Okay, let's get started.
Are you two okay with this game?
I see.
It's pretty...
It's pretty bad.
Because according to the guest...
It's like "what's going on?"
That's right!
That's only one of us.
If it was Takema-san before, it would be someone angry.
Like this?
Like this, right?
Madoh-san, aren't you the only one?
There's a lot of good stuff left.
I'm expecting a lot of good stuff.
Let's do it.
Now, let me announce the topic.
The topic of the day.
You've practiced it, right?
Yes!
Please do.
But it might be a line that someone who's frustrated might say.
Here is the theme!
Superpowers!
Hey!
What's up with you?!
It's got nothing to do with superpowers!
There's no flow like that!
We've never done a theme about superpowers!
It's got nothing to do with it!
If it's like this, you can't say that, can you?
I can't say it!
You can't?!
It's frustrating!
It's frustrating that you can't say it, but it came up!
I can say it!
What's up with superpowers?!
It's all my fault!
It's frustrating that you can't say it, but it came up!
I'll be the judge.
Alright!
Let's go!
Let's go with "le" from "the bungle".
Let's start with Koizumi-san who looks like she'll say "superpowers" starting with "le".
It's "lele".
What?
I'll take out a watermelon from its nose.
That's a praise for your suffering.
I'll cut it off right away.
That sounds good!
It's coming!
It'll disappear in an instant!
That sounds good!
A yacht will float.
That sounds good!
Excuse me, can you lend me 10,000 yen? I'll increase it to 1,000,000 yen and give it back!
The rapper will be blown away on his own.
What did you say?
The rapper... The rapper is in the music room.
It's obvious that she's in the music room.
I didn't mean it!
I don't know what you're saying.
You sound like a psychic.
The first one is Ms. Kawamura.
How do you like it?
It's really not just my head spinning.
It's all alive with instantaneous force.
But you're opening your mouth more than you did in the beginning.
Oh, really? Thank you.
Let's start with Ms. Matsuo who has a line that a journalist would say.
You're lucky. You can see where you erased it.
Watch carefully or you'll erase it.
Don't look carefully or you'll lose it tomorrow.
What do you mean?
You can erase it right now.
It's a strong force, so it will heal.
So you'll erase it tomorrow.
Don't look carefully!
You didn't know!
Let's move on to the next one.
I'm really lucky all the time!
That was terrible!
Even if you win, you can't fix your mistakes.
The moment when the idol group surpassed Kato- san's face.
Aizawa Aizawa is disqualified!
Let's start!
Let's start with Michelle-san, who seems like she has something to say!
That sounds good!
Alright! Watch closely!
A bead ball comes out of the cat.
A super ball disappears.
A watermelon is cut into ten pieces.
That's correct!
Do you count watermelons as one or two?
No, no, no!
It's not cut into ten pieces!
If you cut a watermelon into ten pieces with just a bead ball like this...
It doesn't matter, does it?
You cut it into ten pieces normally, right?
No, no!
You can do it!
Open your mouth! Open your mouth! Open your mouth!
Isn't this person's meat slipperiness crazy?!
I was looking at you from the back!
Are you okay?
The meat slipperiness is making me feel like it's going to explode!
Please be careful!
Okay, let's go!
Let's start with Chondorukusa, who starts with "su"!
Start!
That sounds good!
I will erase Sweden!
That's a big scale!
I will open Sweden!
That's not it!
Why?! You said the same thing!
It's exactly the same!
What?! You played the same Chondorukusa, didn't you?!
That person is no good!
Your influence is strong right now!
My influence is strong? What kind of influence?
When I was listening to you from the side, it was spinning in my head!
You didn't even look at Kato-san's eyes!
I did!
What is it?!
Last time, when we were at Udaifu Gakkei, we did a show together...
Are you trying to pick up girls again?!
No matter how much you pick up girls...
Shut up!
You're out!
I want to show you something cute!
Amazing!
You're like a catcher mitt!
Amazing!
Yada-san, you're like a rubber band!
It's too long, isn't it?!
I can't do it anymore!
I hope Zamongol-san doesn't pick me up!
No, no, no! I'll do it!
Um...
Please don't say "pick up" or "zadon" in this show!
It's worse than "eyes"!
I didn't say anything!
Okay, let's hurry up and do it!
Let's speed things up!
Chondorukusa starts with "su"!
Let's start with Fuyokoyama-san!
That's a good idea!
Suzuki-kun, you used to be a chicken before.
Hey, Takahata-san, can I ask you for advice?
What is it? What is it?
Why?
Takahata-san is an expert in everything, right?
I'm an expert in everything!
We're safe!
We're just in time!
We're safe!
But you probably didn't know.
You didn't know?
Takahata-san and I were already experts in everything.
I thought you were going to say something good.
We're safe!
Thank you!
We're safe!
We did it!
"Takahata-san"?
Okay, let's go!
"It looks like the butterfly will start with its hand" line.
Let's start with Nagara-san!
It looks like it will!
I'll do something better than what's in the article!
It looks like it will!
I'll transform into a watermelon!
It looks like it will!
A cat will come out of a watermelon!
I've never heard of anything like that!
You're using the cat too much!
How many cats are you using?
You're only using the cat!
A cat will come out of a watermelon!
We're safe!
We did it!
Zabungle-san, you're a junior, right?
That's right, I'm a junior!
You're our agency's...
I'm a veteran entertainer!
Oh, you're our agency's...
I can't recommend you to our president!
Wait, my nose is running!
The other day, I met with the president of Watanabe Entertainment...
And I said I'd like to work with you.
Thank you!
President, I'm sorry!
Thank you for coming!
Let's go!
"It looks like the butterfly will start with its hand" line.
Start!
It looks like it will!
I'd like to eat a scoop.
What's with her?
She's a surprised human.
Why?
Where does superpowers come from?
It's like superpowers expand this organ.
No, that's not it!
Get out of the way!
It's aquascaping.
What's wrong? Are you okay?
Are you okay?
It came out.
Oh, it came out.
That's good.
Please don't come out as much as you can!
As much as you can, okay?
Okay, let's begin.
"It looks like it will" lines starting with "s".
Starting with Kato-san!
It looks like it will!
I'll turn off the faucet.
That's not it!
Why?
Why do you keep saying "as much as you can"?
Just say it!
Every time you come, I don't want to turn off the faucet.
Just say "it looks like it will".
That's not it!
It came out!
It doesn't look like it will!
It came out!
The initial value is too high and it doesn't stretch.
Amazing!
How is it, Kato-san? How is it?
It's disgusting!
This one is worse! This one is worse!
This one is worse!
This one is worse! This one is worse!
That's why it's "it looks like it will".
Now, let's begin.
Oh, Kato-san, you're still here.
Okay, let's begin.
Let's start with Yogamu-san, who looks like she'll say "it looks like it will".
That's not it!
I'll show Sushon your future!
That's good!
Alright, let's fly with a broom!
That's good!
I'll crush your face without using my hands!
What? What?
I'll crush your face like this without using my hands!
That's not allowed because it's a can!
Why?!
That's not allowed!
Alright, I'll crush your ugly face!
Well, you were ugly anyway.
You've been like that since last time.
What?
You've been like that since last time.
Yeah, I've been like that.
And you didn't even open your mouth!
For now, let's wipe your drool properly.
Right?
Alright, that's it for today!
There are only three people left.
How is it?
Surprisingly, you're doing pretty well.
I'm really not good at this.
You're not good at it?
I've seen it on TV and I'm really not good at it, but...
First, I'm going to show my ugly face.
I have to get rid of it!
You're the worst!
Your junior is also here.
He's from an idol band.
Show us your ugly face.
Yes, it's fine.
I'm going to do it.
Alright!
We're going back to normal now!
We'll do it at the same tempo as before.
Let's do it.
We'll start with Michelle-san, who looks like she'll be good at this.
Start!
That looks good!
Kaeru ni Kaeru (Frog to Frog)
This looks good!
Wait a minute!
Is it okay now?
The windmill will be 2 meters.
This looks good!
Michel's "this looks good"
Hmm, let's erase this card right now.
Wait a minute!
Well, you know it yourself.
Did I do something wrong in Akihabara?
Kaeru! Kaeru!
Huh? Did I do something wrong here?
Because if I were the MC, I would have stopped it.
But since I'm not the MC, I can't stop it.
For some reason, my "okay" came out.
What is it?
It's "dajare no hito", right?
Well, let me ask you then.
Kaeru ni Kaeta no (Frog to Frog)
It's just "dajare", isn't it?
No, no, no.
I changed "mono" to "kaeru".
Ah, it's not "dajare".
It just happened that the words became the same.
That's it!
I can't read it, but I can't read it.
I'm sorry, Mato-san.
This is a save.
You're kidding, right?
You're kidding me!
What is it?
It's so fun!
Let's play the punishment game!
Please!
What is it with you?!
No, Mato-san, you're in a pretty good position here.
You're in a good mood.
You're in a good ugly position.
It's impossible for you to stretch at all.
I'm glad.
It was really gross.
You say it!
You're gross.
Okay! There are only two people left!
The winner who starts with "u" will receive a prize.
Let's start with Michelle-san!
That sounds good!
A horse transforms into a pig.
That sounds good!
Let's teleport to Romania!
That sounds good!
Let's transform into an elephant.
Oh no!
If you can stop it here, you can stop it elsewhere.
That's the limit!
Okay, Angel-san, let's wrap it up!
I wonder what will happen...
Okay, Michelle, how was it?
I wanted to say something funny, but I couldn't think of anything.
That's funny enough!
And with that, the winner is Yagami!
And with that, we have come to the end of the show.
It's over.
What a shame.
How was it? It's your first time, right?
It's my first time.
I've never seen such a fun and exciting show.
Really.
You're not that kind of character.
That's what I thought.
What was good about it, for example?
You should have said that, too.
First of all...
Right.
That's right.
First of all...
The set was bright.
Bright!
There are a lot of dark colors.
I'm not going to look in that window again.
That's great.
For example, Kato-san has the experience of picking up Endo-san.
Who do you like among idols?
Can I have it?
You can't have it!
Don't say you can have it!
You can't have it!
Do you like it?
Well...
Don't make it real!
It's the same! It's the same!
It's the same!
Well...
It's okay! It's okay!
It's up to me, right?
It's up to you! It's up to you!
Kato-san, I think you should choose the same type of girl as the woman you're in a relationship with.
No! No!
If Kato-san says something like this, she'll answer normally.
It's no good!
She said "it's up to me" normally!
It's up to me...
No!
It's impossible for me.
By the way, I'll choose first!
Mato-san, what do you think?
Me? I think it's Misele.
I see!
She's funny, but she's also funny.
She has a lot of things to say.
I'm really grateful.
Well, if you like it, please come and see us!
Yes! So, today's guest was...
Zamamuro-san!
Thank you very much!
On Friday, July 7th, at 7pm on Fuji TV, "Cain's Live 2008 Suite 10 Cain" will be broadcast for the tenth time! Please look forward to it!
This has been "Cain's Live 2008 Suite 10 Cain"! Thank you very much!
Yes, thank you very much.
This is called "on-demand".
Actually, the camera is turning.
What?! Is it turning?
Is it turning?
Yes, this is "csos" part up to now.
And from here, it's called "on-demand".
You can watch it on your computer.
Ah, I see.
Yes.
How does it switch?
Eh? Well...
Depending on the idol group...
They start to take their hands off.
What?!
The master...
You can watch it from the back car.
It's like a back car.
After the broadcast is over...
Well, it's like this.
I see.
Ah, but it's not the first time, right?
Yes, it's probably the second time for everyone.
Ah, that's right.
Do you remember your name properly?
Of course, we all remember it.
Everyone remembers it.
Everyone, hide your name tags! Hide your name tags! Hide your name tags!
Yes.
Then...
Eh...
The one on the top row...
Is it the one on the left row?
Ah, you know it the best, don't you?
Go, go, go!
You know it, right?
I know it, I know it!
Go!
You can do it! I'll let you do it!
Huh?! You can do it!
You can do it! You can do it!
Ah, you know it.
You can do it with your full name, right?
Yes, I know it.
Then, I'll go first.
Yes.
Should we go first?
Yes, let's go.
Um...
To make it look like Sato...
Ooh, amazing, amazing!
It's not Sato, to make it look like Sato.
It's a prefecture name.
Huh?!
A prefecture!
A prefecture of a certain prefecture.
That's right, that's right.
Yes, yes, yes.
Nagano...
Oh!
You know it, right?!
Nagano-san, you look like you got it right.
No, I know it.
I know it.
Nagano!
Yes.
Now, 50%. 50% left.
Kato-san, you got it right.
Yes, yes, yes.
Kato-san, please say the name below.
It's Nagano-chan, right?
Yes.
Well, I usually call her Nagano-chan.
Usually, you know her name.
I know it.
Yes.
Well...
Can you give me just the first letters?
First letters?
It's "sere", you know.
Ah, I see, I see.
Well, "sere"...
Ah, I see!
"sere"... "serena"...
See? I knew it!
They're too happy about it!
Well, since you got it right, this game is over!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I didn't think Nagano would hit it so beautifully in the beginning.
And so...
Today's guests were the two of you from Gavendelle! Thank you for coming!