AISubs v3.5
Idling, let's get started!
In the city where I run with a dazzling sunlight in my hand
I'm wearing an umbrella as usual
There's no reason for me to be crazy about you
But I won't let your arms get entangled
Before I knew it, my eyes were stolen and it started
I won't let you go, I won't let you go, baby for you
I want to shout "I love you"
Let's change tomorrow
I want to destroy the passing time
I want to shout "I love you"
Let's step forward with courage
I want you to accept these passionate feelings of mine
I want to shout "I love you"
Let's change tomorrow
I want to destroy the passing time
I want to shout "I love you"
Let's step forward with courage
I want you to accept these passionate feelings of mine
Idling!
Let's get started with Idling!
Shono-san, your eyes are a little swollen.
Not at all!
I'm your host, Masa. Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
I'm your host, Shonda Yoka. Nice to meet you!
Today's show is about idling girls who are growing up as idol singers,
and how we can help them become one of us.
That's right!
Idling! airs every Thursday and Friday at 8:40 PM.
Let me introduce you to Idling!
Today's theme is "Recently, I've been upset about something." Kato-san!
I'm Kato Sayaka of Idling!
Recently, I've been upset about something.
Eto-chan said to me, "Eto-chan, you're 23 years old, aren't you?"
I'm still 22 years old!
Hi! I'm Eto Maria of Idling!
Recently, I've been upset about something.
Eto-chan's Eto was wrong in an email from Saya- nee.
Eto-ne? Eto Maria?
Eto Maria.
Hi! I'm Takiguchi Mina of Idling!
Recently, I've been upset about something.
Eto-chan said to me, "Your first show was the cutest."
Hi! I'm Okairika of Idling!
Recently, I've been upset about something.
Eto-chan said to me, "Do you still eat trotters?"
Eto-chan is so helpful!
Hi! I'm Funchi of Idling!
Recently, I've been upset about something.
Eto-chan is trying to force herself into a conversation.
Wow!
Hi! I'm Seina of Idling!
Recently, I've been upset about something.
Eto-chan said to me, "You and I are the same age."
I see.
Hi! I'm Okairika of Idling!
I'm Asahi Nao of Idling!
The most recent thing I was angry about is that I lost to my little sister in a game.
I'm Kuchiami of Idling!
The most recent thing I was angry about is that when I tried to show the picture I took with my sister,
Eto-san said to me, "Ami-chan's face is cute."
I'm Miyake Kumi of Idling!
The most recent thing I was angry about is that Serina mistook me for No. 16.
That's all for today.
Eto-chan, you were distracted, weren't you?
Please be careful.
Let's do our best!
You guys did well in the first half of the game.
Takeuchi! You idiot!
If you don't get the ball before the end of the game, you won't be able to get it.
Morita! Asahi!
You guys did well in the first half of the game.
Keep it up! Keep it up!
If you're tired, laugh!
Yes!
Laugh! Laugh!
Yes!
They're laughing a lot!
After the game is over, you can only see the seriousness of their idiotism.
Here we are at AI DOING's special segment.
Today, we have a big guest again!
Let me introduce her!
Please come in.
Today's guest is Cunning Takeo-san!
Everyone!
Finally, Takeo-san came to this noisy place!
No, no, no.
Thank you so much!
Is it okay for me to do this with this old man?
No, no, no!
He's a handsome man.
I don't think he's handsome.
He's handsome.
He's not handsome.
He's 12 or 13 years old.
I don't think he's handsome.
I'm jealous of you.
Why are you jealous of me?
You're not handsome when you're with me.
You're funny.
You have a different aura.
The staff and I are the same today.
The staff mistook me for someone else.
We're here today.
We're going to tell you a story.
Do you want to hear it?
I'm sorry.
We're going to tell you stories.
Do you want to hear it?
Do you know any stories?
Familiar stories.
Show me your beauty.
Akeyama, show me your beauty.
I'm not asking you to show me your beauty.
I'm looking forward to it.
Please show me your beauty.
I'm not asking you to show me your beauty.
Call me first, who's the biggest bugger in the band.
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
What the hell is this?!
It's not like that!
I'm sorry!
What's wrong with you?! It's not like that!
I'm sorry!
Shut up!
What is this?!
What is this weird pattern?!
It's all wrong with you!
You're amazing.
It's not okay!
What's okay?!
Get out of this place as soon as you can!
I'm not cool!
What's wrong with me?!
We're doing you a big favor.
It's not a favor!
What kind of face do you want me to make if you call me a real guest?!
What?!
The only real guest in the world is Wadakko!
It's not me!
Thank you so much!
Have you ever watched an idol show?
Yes, I have!
Basically, I only watch CS at home.
You don't watch CS?
When I write "CS gacha gacha", I always watch idol shows.
I'm glad you didn't say "watch".
Have you ever watched "Insociety"?
I wanted to be in it again!
Really!
Are you confident about it?
I often do it alone at home.
You're lying!
You idiot!
I'm in it!
You're lying!
I'm in it!
Thank you!
Now, please explain the rules.
Okay!
"Ii-sou Shiritori" is a series of lines that describe a certain theme.
For example, Masumoto-san will say something like "Ii-sou"
If you say "It's not Ii-sou"
or "ru" or "tsumatte shimatta"
you will be eliminated.
If you are eliminated, you will buy "Ii-sou-sama" behind you,
so please be careful!
Okay! Let's get started with "Ii-sou Shiritori"!
Let me announce the theme of "Ii-sou Shiritori" today!
The theme is...
"Ikari ga bakuatsu shita shito ga Ii-sou ni hajimeru" (The person whose anger explodes becomes "Ii-sou")
Wow!
What is this?
Takeyama-san is winning by herself today!
What is this?
Which character should we start with?
Okay!
Let's start with Takeyama-san's "ta", shall we?
Okay!
Are you ready?
Okay!
Please make some noise, everyone!
Are you ready? Let's go!
"Ta" starts with "ta"!
The person whose anger explodes becomes "Ii-sou"
Let's start with Kato-san!
That's "Ii-sou"!
Go buy some bamboo shoots!
That's "Ii-sou"!
Stop it!
That's "Ii-sou"!
Watch and drive, you idiot!
That's "Ii-sou"!
Idiot!
Come on, turn around!
That's "Ii-sou"!
Takemo-san! Takemo-san!
I told you not to do that!
That's "Ii-sou"!
Do your best and sing!
That's "Ii-sou"!
Can you do it yourself?
I don't need gloves!
That's "Ii-sou"!
It's over budget!
That's "Ii-sou"!
Do it properly.
Don't touch my cat!
That's "Ii-sou"!
Good kids should go to bed!
That's "Ii-sou"!
That's "Yoshi"! Shut up!
That's "Ii-sou"!
Are you listening to "Yoshi"?
That's "Ii-sou"!
Don't say things with your mouth! Idiot!
That's "Ii-sou"!
Don't say things with your mouth! Idiot!
That's "Ii-sou"!
I'm not drunk!
That's "Ii-sou"!
Ron, speak English!
Ron? What's going on?
Isn't it "u"?
It's "u", isn't it?
Isn't it "ro"?
It's written "ro"!
What are you saying?
I don't know!
That's "u"!
Raise your head!
Is it a drum?
You did well today.
When Fonchi catches a cold, his clothes always get bigger.
That's how he is.
It's not like that.
Okay, Fonchi is disqualified.
Let's start.
The anger that starts with 'shou' explodes.
Starting with Nagano.
That sounds good.
It's not like I came here to beat up a horse.
That sounds good.
I don't care about that kind of talk.
That sounds good.
Don't touch my dog.
That sounds good.
No way!
Why?
What do you mean?
Don't touch my dog.
Why don't you want me to touch you?
Because it's so cute, I don't want anyone else to touch it.
That's good.
You really care about your pet.
I see.
That's safe.
Let's move on.
The anger that starts with 'shou' explodes.
Starting with Miyake-san.
That sounds good.
There's a hole in my mouth.
That sounds good.
You want me to open it, right?
Even if you go to Germany, why don't you buy souvenirs?
That sounds good.
Stop talking nonsense and get to work.
That sounds good.
If you don't know where to go, hurry up and go home, you idiot!
She said "idiot" too many times!
Isn't it good?
She deliberately said "idiot" from time to time.
Because in Osaka, everyone says "idiot" when they are angry.
Punishment!
Muraccha, you have a bad mouth.
Muraccha!
So that's how it is!
Your mouth is too dry.
Even if it's dry, it won't close.
Takeuchi-san, who cares if you're an idol or not?
You always try to hide one thing.
I'm an idol.
Shut up!
You're disqualified.
You're disqualified in many ways.
What?
The new members say you're cute.
Cute!
I said only half of it.
Hey, let's do "shiritori".
I'm already nervous from the beginning.
I don't care what happens next.
It's not me next, it's you, right?
Now, let's begin.
"Ikari ga bakatsu ya, shou ga ii sou na serifu, tonoka- san kara". Start!
That sounds good!
"Ikari ga bakatsu ya, shou ga ii sou na serifu, tonoka- san kara". Start!
You don't have to say unnecessary things.
That's good!
Now, Takeyama-san!
Read it! You did it yesterday!
That's good!
You're telling me to do it again today.
Didn't I say it's dangerous at night?
Ah!
Didn't I say it's dangerous at night?
Now, what do you think of this?
What do you think of this?
I don't say it that much.
I'll say it!
But I don't say it that much in public.
If you say it, it's a circle.
I don't say it!
Now, we'll have you face the punishment.
My teeth hurt.
Some of your teeth are sticking out.
What will you do?
A person like Takefuchi-san is fine with it.
No! No! I'm an idol!
You're an idol? Yes, I'm an idol!
Ah, I see. Then, please remove it as soon as possible.
Now, let's do it!
The anger that starts with 'yo' explodes.
Asahi-san will say it. Start!
That's good!
You don't have to say unnecessary things!
That's good!
When you cut your hair, you shouldn't say it to people, you should say it yourself!
I don't know what you're talking about!
What do you mean?
When you cut your hair, you shouldn't say it to people, you should say it yourself!
That's not what you said!
Okay, okay!
Huh?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
No way!
No way! I'm scared!
What's with that natural look?
Okay, let's do it!
What's going to happen?
Her teeth are dry! Her teeth are dry!
Wow, this is amazing!
It's really dry!
It's dry, right? You can't get up, right?
Everyone, if you get this, you'll look like Neoki!
You'll look like Sapparato!
You'll go down a few ranks as an idol!
Okay, Kiku-san, you're out!
Let's start!
Let's start with Miyake-san, who looks like she's in a good mood!
That looks good!
I only bit you a little, so you don't have to get so mad!
I see.
She's out!
As expected of a weak member!
If you save this, Nagano-san will give you a claim.
Okay, so you're out!
She's out!
She's the only student who's in favor of this, right?
What's wrong? What's wrong? You can't speak. Are you okay? Are you okay?
I couldn't speak now. Seriously. I caught a cold.
You couldn't speak, right?
Somehow, my throat closed in this air.
I know, I know, I know! I know! I know!
Yes, Miyake-san also danced in a two-ranked manner.
Now, let's dance!
From now on, we'll do it in a hurry and in a good mood.
Let's do it with a step-up.
Let's go!
From "ka" to "hajimari", "ikari" to "bakatsu", from "sasho" to "iisou" and "serifu" to "kato"-san, start!
sore iisou
I thought it would sell if I did "coming out" but it was a big mistake!
Who are you talking about? Who are you talking about?
It's no good, isn't it? This miso soup and clams...
What?!
It's no good! It's no good!
You're making it difficult for me!
It's no good!
I thought I could do it.
By the way, what was in the miso soup afterwards?
Eh? There were no clams in the miso soup.
Eat it, then!
Even if there are no clams in it, eat it!
Yes!
Yes! It's the final punishment game!
Yes! It's out! Today's most ugly one!
This was the ugliest one, wasn't it?
I hate you! I hate you!
I hate you!
That was cute!
Cute...
Yes! So you're disqualified!
Now, let's go!
That's why my anger started to explode
Let's start with Ms. Nonoka who has a line that sounds good!
That sounds good!
You can't say that! That girl is pitiful!
That sounds good!
I didn't explode!
Now, Takemu-san!
Make it feel like a cow!
That sounds good!
Are you trying to beat up a donkey?
Why are you so angry?
I don't want to get my hands dirty!
Are you trying to get into a fight?
No way!
I'm sorry, I made a mistake earlier.
If you say things like that, you'll get punished.
Wow!
This is crazy!
You can't be a model anymore, can you?
No, I can't!
Why can't you use this as a fashion reference?
You're crazy!
From now on, it will be normal Iiso
Let's begin!
Iiso's lines start with Iiso's anger exploding.
Starting with Kato-san!
That sounds good!
I want to see Rocky the Final!
That sounds good!
This happens because you don't listen to me.
I'm not that angry!
You four-legged idiots!
That sounds good!
I don't want to do push-ups!
Wow!
This was directed by NG.
We did a project about cars.
It was criticized by a program.
That's not good!
You criticized a program and now you don't watch anything anymore?
Now, Kato-san!
Now, the oldest one.
Wow!
Okay!
Today, the oldest one will wear this katana.
Don't do it!
What do you think, Takeyama-san, of this kind of idol?
Really, I don't know what it means, but it's funny.
That's good! It's a group that wants you to say it's funny rather than cute, right?
That's good, that's good.
I've given up on cute.
Now, the finals have been decided. Takeyama-san, it's amazing you're still here.
Yes.
Yes, then let's dance.
The anger that starts with the hand explodes.
Start with the lines that look like they'll say.
That looks like it'll say.
Help me.
That's good.
Isn't it too white?
I-I'm drunk, I'm drunk, I'm drunk.
Even for Takeyama-san, when 'yo' continues, it doesn't come out.
It's not 'yo', it's 'yochainka'.
What's 'yo'?
I'm drunk, I'm drunk, I'm drunk.
Now, Takeyama-san, it's your punishment game.
Please.
Wow, you're doing this?
What do you do? What do you do?
No, but...
Hey, you guys, your eyes are scary!
That was the worst one today.
It's quite serious, isn't it?
Isn't it too long?
It's for free.
I think I'll get in trouble someday.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's scary.
I do this every day.
So, the winner is...
Tobiko!
Thank you.
Thank you for coming today.
There are many other cool segments.
Please come back again.
Come back again?
Thank you!
How about you, Takeyama-san?
Live Takeyama-san.
I'll do it until the end.
When you get married in the future, I'll give you 100,000 yen.
Are you kidding me?
Takeyama-san, who do you like?
Who is your type?
Who is my type?
If you ask me, I'm like a child.
If you ask me who my type is, I'm not your type!
I'm not your type!
I'm sorry, it's an announcement!
On Fuji TV 721, we'll be broadcasting "The Final" semi- finals and finals! Please watch!
Please watch!
Okay, so today, Takeyama-san came here!
Yes!
Okay, everyone! How was it for you, Takeyama-san, coming here today?
It was fun!
It was fun, wasn't it?
You made us laugh, didn't you?
Because you're an entertainer's senior, right?
Yes!
She's an entertainer!
She's an idol!
At first, you were like "No, no!", but recently you've been like "No, no!", and your standards have become more relaxed.
I don't know what you're talking about.
But you're all cute, right?
No, no, you're not cute.
But you're our age, right?
Yes, you're right.
Everyone, please become great adults!
Yes!
Okay, so today's guest was Takeyama-san! Thank you for coming!
Thank you for coming!