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Now, let's start "Idol Humanity" new broadcast. I'm Masa. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too. I'm Reiko Enzo.
I'm a little stuck right now.
I feel like I'm stuck here.
Yes, this program is for idling girls who are growing up as idols and are currently making progress.
It's a radio program.
"Idol Humanity" is broadcast every week at midnight.
But it's a holiday this week.
Let me introduce you. It's "idling"!
Let me introduce you.
Today's theme is "new discoveries among members".
First of all, Koizumi-san!
Yes, I'm Koizumi Enzo, an idling girl.
The new discoveries among members is...
Mai-chan doesn't raise her eyelashes at all.
Even if I try to...
Yes, I'm Endo Mai, an idling girl.
The new discoveries among members is...
17-year-old Hii-chan has thin eyebrows like me.
It's thin, isn't it?
It was thin. It was thin.
I'm Etomaria, an idling girl.
Yes, I'm Etomaria, an idling girl.
The new discoveries among members is...
5-year-old Miracchio has been raising eyelashes recently.
Really?
This is boring.
I'm Honshii, an idling girl.
The new discoveries among members is...
Michelle is surprisingly smart.
Yes, I'm Reika Yokoyama, an idling girl.
The new discoveries among members is...
Miracchio is surprisingly smart.
Really?
Yes, I'm Hitomi Sakai, an idling girl.
The new discoveries among members is...
Surprisingly, I'm not the only one who is naïve.
Well, well, well, that's right.
I'm Kikuchi Ami, an idling girl.
The new discoveries among members is...
That first-generation students are good at eating.
No, it's not like that!
Idoling No. 17, Miyake Hitomi.
A new discovery among the members is...
that Ruine and Ami have similar reactions.
Idoling No. 18, Michelle Wicky.
A new discovery among the members is...
that Su-chan is surprisingly natural.
What was that?
That was kind of a sloppy self-introduction, wasn't it?
Well, let's do our best today, too!
Why is it so sloppy?
What's weird about it?
Idoling No. 19, Ruine
A new discovery among the members is...
that Ruinee and Ami have similar reactions.
Idoling No. 20, Ruinee and Ami
A new discovery among the members is...
that Ruinee and Ami have similar reactions.
Idoling No. 3, Butch Cat.
Fix it!
The quiz boom is here!
It's here!
Well, we're back again.
F-TV's Golden Type.
quiz shows and quiz booms that happen almost every day.
With that quiz boom in mind,
idoling has developed various quizzes
and will continue to do quizzes that only idoling members can do.
We'll send you quizzes that only idoling members can answer.
In this segment, each time, the person in charge will be the host.
The person in charge of the first quiz is...
No. 3, Maipuru!
Thank you!
This way, please!
Yes, please!
Thank you!
Once again, we'll leave the first question to Maipuru.
Thank you!
Maipuru, please!
Quiz!
Maipuru, poem!
What is this scene?
Maipuru's first quiz is...
Maipuru's poem!
Please guess what theme it is.
Last time, she showed us her poem in her own world.
What kind of poem is it?
By the way, this is Maipuru's poem last time.
What was it?
"Pet Bottle".
Yes, it was "Pet Bottle".
It was a poem with the title "Pet Bottle".
Well, I said the title at the beginning.
Last time, yes.
There was an accident, but I managed to get over it and end the segment.
It was tough, but you'll be fine this time, right?
This time, please guess what theme Maipuru wrote.
Okay, everyone, hang in there!
Yes!
Okay, then!
Here is Maipuru's poem's first question!
Here it is!
Okay, then, Maipuru-san, please read it!
Okay!
You are an important being who connects me with the outside world.
You give me confidence in my clumsy everyday life.
Your clear outline of vague scenery
that I don't usually notice, flowers, animals, and things that breathe quietly teach me.
But I can't be with you for 24 hours.
You are in the pool and I am in my bed. Good night.
Thank you.
By the way, when Michael was reading the poem, it took a while for him to read it.
It's not like he's using weird techniques or anything.
But does it really work like this when Michael reads it?
Yes, it does.
Because this is what it actually is like.
Let's see what the title of this poem is.
Please think about it.
There are a lot of hints.
That's right.
There are quite a few.
There are quite a few hints hidden in this poem.
What is special about this poem?
The chorus.
The chorus?
The chorus is the last part of the poem.
"But".
"But I can't be with you at 2 o'clock".
That's where the last part comes in.
She's singing about sadness.
That's right.
That's wonderful.
Yes.
It's hard to choose.
I'm sure you all know this poem.
Do you know it?
Some people know it and some people don't know it.
It might be better for Michael not to talk much in this video.
He might say something weird.
He might say something weird in this video.
But let's imagine what Michael would think of this poem.
Michael is quite a manly man.
Manly man.
Time's up!
Let's see the answer.
Open!
School swimsuit, insect glasses, goldfish contacts, oxygen, window, fish, dandelion.
There are two fish and goldfish.
Where are you from?
I can't be with you for 24 hours.
You can't be with goldfish for 24 hours.
Because you go shopping.
Where are you from, Miyake-san?
Where are you from?
I heard it's in the pool.
Ah, she's thinking of water.
I see. Koizumi-san, you said school swimsuit. What is it?
It's my school swimsuit.
What part of it is it?
This is...
Ah, it's fine.
It's fine.
I thought it was a school swimsuit.
If you say it's in the pool, it's a school swimsuit. I can't sleep with a school swimsuit.
Ah, you wash it that night.
You wash it that night.
I see. What about oxygen?
It says it tells you about things that breathe in small amounts of air.
I thought it might be something that breathes in.
It says it knows about oxygen.
And...
It's like...
At first...
The universe?
An important being that connects the world.
It's not in the universe.
It's only on earth.
You thought about it a lot.
Yes, I thought about it a lot.
What about you, Eto-chan? Are you going to bring a pair of glasses from there?
It's not like that.
What is it?
It tells you about things like flowers and animals that breathe in small amounts of air.
It's a pair of glasses.
A pair of glasses is quite...
Can you see things like breath?
Why are you laughing?
When you talk about glasses, you smile.
That's right.
What is the correct answer?
Please announce the correct answer!
The correct answer is...
A contact lens!
Here it is!
I see, I see.
That's amazing!
How did you know about this?
It says you can't be together for 24 hours.
And it says you're in the pool.
I thought it was something you'd put in a washing machine.
I see!
That's amazing!
That's cute!
That's amazing!
That was a brilliant answer. You didn't think it would be, did you?
Okay, let's move on to the second question.
Thank you very much, Mayuko-san.
Thank you very much.
For the second question, we'll have someone else answer it.
The second question for today's "Quiz Boom" will be asked by this person.
Number four, Etomaria-chan!
Hello! Thank you for coming!
Hello!
Ah, you're here!
Yes, please, please, please.
What's wrong?
No, it's just that I've decided on a job like Rumi-chan's.
What?!
You didn't even say that?
That's right!
How is it?
What do you mean?
Okay, Etomaria-san, please!
Yes, it's an unprecedented modern society.
How should we face the accidents and accidents that happen every day?
A little 15-year-old Etomaria-chan will cut through these problems one by one.
Yay!
That's great!
Etomaria-chan, I heard you did a corner of "things you can't ask people now" the other day.
That's right.
How was it?
I think I talked for about an hour and a half.
Ah, you talked quite a lot.
I talked a lot.
Yes, I understand.
Okay, Etomaria-chan, please!
Quiz! Eto cuts!
A modern society in which various problems are swirling around.
How should we look at those problems and how should we live with them?
Right now, her statement is attracting attention.
Quiz! Etomaria-chan cuts!
That's right.
Let's do it.
If you don't study and try to do it yourself, you'll never make money if you try to do your best.
Now there are a lot of different games like TV games.
That's why I don't think I can do it.
I think games are definitely related to academic ability.
I'm always in a hurry and noisy, but I don't clean up.
We have to clean up in front of us, but we have to do it in front of you, right?
I don't know.
I like half-cooked duck better.
Ignore it! Ignore it! No comment!
The government wants to prioritize high-speed roads.
Some people say they don't want high-speed roads,
but some people say high-speed roads are better than low-speed roads.
What do you want to do?
I'm sorry!
Next question!
What did Eito-chan say about gasoline taxes?
Please write it in the flipbook.
Eito-chan, you only looked at the ground.
You were looking at the back of the store.
It's hard to say your opinion about the world.
There's someone called Susan who talked with me.
She praised me.
She said I was amazing and I was in the news.
I thought I'd be used well.
But I was used by Fukuda-san.
You were cut up.
Can I use that?
You were cut up by Eito-chan, who is 15 years old.
Eto VS Fukuda!
No! I'm really sorry!
Don't say "I'm sorry" here!
Are you ready?
Alright, is it alright? Everyone, please raise your hand.
Go ahead!
Going to the parliament!
And...
"Nukankan" (no relationship)
Eh? "Nukan"... "Nukankei"... "Nukankan" (no relationship)
"Nukankan" (no relationship)
What does "nukankan" mean? "Nukankan" (no relationship)
"Nukankan" (no relationship)
"Nukankei"... "Nukankei" is a word, but "nukankan", right?
Eh?! "Nukan"... "Nukanzeki" (no relationship)
Eh?! "Kei" is a special word, right?
What is?
"Nukankei"... "Nukankei" is...
You're making a lot of mistakes!
You know...
Sakai-san!
You're too focused!
No way!
Alright, and Maipuru!
You should think about your glasses more than about gasoline.
I'm wearing glasses, you know.
Alright, and...
You shouldn't drive.
I see.
Honchi, from your own life...
"Seikatsuhi kara hiku"... I'm speaking about you!
From your own life...
Gasoline and money...
I can't...
"Kane kakete ra"...
"Okane kakete rarenai deshu".
"Rarenai deshu" is a way of speaking, right?
Gasoline...
"Gasolin yokute sukunaku natte"...
Eh?!
Eh?! I... Eh?!
I didn't understand the question!
"Life expenses don't make sense," says Aito-chan herself.
How about this one? For example...
Koizumi-san, going to the Diet...
Because gasoline is too expensive, Aito-chan gets angry.
- Because you're going to protest? - Yes, so I went to protest at the Diet.
I see. Fukuda-san said, "What are you thinking about?"
I see. So, thinking about glasses...
That's right. Aito-chan, if you're going to change the price of gasoline,
I want you to lower the price of glasses.
- That's right! - Aito-chan has some trouble.
She's looking for old models of glasses.
She's eating up glasses.
She's eating up her glasses.
- Is this okay? - She's eating up her glasses.
- Her face looks bigger.
- She's eating up her glasses.
- That's right.
- It's just a matter of losing weight. - That's right.
- So, Monji-san, you're deducting from your living expenses. - Yes.
- What does that mean? - Now that I've come this far, there's nothing I can do about it.
So, I'll pay for my living expenses later.
Aito-chan is paying for gasoline.
- Aito-chan, you're paying for gasoline. - Yes.
What are you going to do about this?
- We can't do anything about it. - We can't do anything about it.
So, is there an answer for me?
Aito-chan, please do a VTR.
VTR, go ahead!
Mother, what do you want me to do?
Instead of saying "gasoline, gasoline," if there's a power like "gasoline, gasoline" or if there's a new power like that,
you should put it in a more environmentally friendly way, and you should increase the number of solar power vehicles.
I think it's better to put it in this direction.
But, you know, it's really...
It's slow to run.
It's slow to run, that car.
Can you try it one more time?
Okay! So, the answer is...
Making solar cars!
You're serious, aren't you, Eno-chan?
Yes, I am.
How did you come up with the idea of making solar cars?
Well, solar cars are sometimes used in commercials, right?
Yes, they are.
But they're quite slow.
Are they slow?
If you drive on the highway or something, they're not that fast, right?
That's why people don't buy them.
Wow!
No, I do buy them.
But there are still a lot of people who use gasoline cars.
You're cutting solar cars, aren't you?!
Yes, I did.
Anyway, Edo-chan, thank you very much!
Thank you!
The quiz boom has reached Edo-chan as well.
Yes!
Everyone, how did you like it?
Who will be the next guest?
Edo-chan, I know you didn't come here to talk about work,
but it was a meeting within the hiring industry.
How was it? Tell me about it.
Well...
It was really embarrassing, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
I felt like I was looking too high up.
That's true.
Fukuda-san, what do you want to do?!
Wow!
No, I don't want to do it anymore!
Edo-chan's feelings will be conveyed, won't they?
I'm looking forward to seeing who will be the next guest.
That's all for "The Quiz Boom Has Returned"!
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Their first season will end here!
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It's "fansama" request, or "sama" request!
Yes, on IDOLiNG homepage, we always accept requests like "I want IDOLing members to say something like this in this situation"
Yes, well, let's go. Today's "fansama" request theme is this!
Can you protect me for life when I'm given a ring and proposed on a date?
This is a request from "fansama" name "tannen600"
Yes!
Well, everyone, please set up your situations!
Well, first of all, Fonchi-san, who played "taihouken" earlier!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Well then, Fonchi-san, let's go!
Can you protect me for life when I'm given a ring and proposed on a date?
Can you protect me for life?
You said it correctly!
You said it correctly, didn't you?
Yes!
Do you know Vietnamese today?
Well, if you use it too much...
You couldn't think of it, right?
No!
You couldn't think of it, right?
No! I know it well!
How is it in Vietnamese?
You can't think of it, can you?
I'm sorry.
Well!
Next, the only student faction, Miyake-san!
Yes!
Right?
I don't know.
She's the only one who obeys this project.
Well, but if you do it a couple of times, she'll probably change.
I'm worried.
Will she change?
Well then, Miyake-san, please!
Can you protect me for life when I'm given a ring and proposed on a date?
Can you protect me for life?
What did you mean by that?
It's a little different from what you imagined.
It's a little different.
What did you really want to do?
Well...
I get lost at first.
You get lost after you're given a ring.
I get lost and I think "If you'll protect me, it's fine."
"Protect me, don't protect me" was your standard.
I see.
Thank you very much.
Now, idol ring, what do you think? Eto-chan!
Yes!
Now, is it fine?
This is a huge delusion.
Eto-chan, you love this, don't you?
It's not like that!
Then, you only think about men, don't you?
It's not like that!
Now...
Now, Eto-chan, please.
Can you protect me for life when I'm given a ring and proposed on a date?
Can you protect me for life?
What? What? What?
What's going on? What's going on? What's going on?
What kind of man is your partner?
Can you protect me for life when I'm given a ring and proposed on a date?
Where do you want to be given a ring, Eto-chan?
Well, I...
Where do you want to be proposed, Eto-chan?
What's your ideal proposal?
A restaurant.
A restaurant!
A family restaurant?
No, a family...
A drink bar! A drink bar!
While you're doing this at a drink bar...
While you're putting ice in...
Ice in!
Like a restaurant in a tall building.
In a tall building...
A restaurant...
A tall...
A pretty expensive...
Oh, like...
Like a restaurant street above a department store...
Oh, no!
That's not it!
That's not it at all!
Now, I'm going to say something rude about Fukuda- san...
Um... Um... I'm kind of...
She's depressed because she thinks Fukuda-san will get angry at her.
She's asking me about Honeycomb Prince, and I'm talking about weird things...
You can't help it because it's your favorite thing.
That's why my parents will get angry at me.
They'll get angry?
That's not a family situation.
Maria said something about Fukuda-san the other day, but what is it about?
Will Fukuda-san get angry at her?
I hate my dad.
You don't have to say it so much.
On the contrary, it makes me even more depressed.
Now, Sakai-san, who can't speak kanji, please.
Yes!
You've discovered it today, haven't you?
Yes.
MB - Miyazaki's Idiot.
Now, Sakai-san, let's go!
Will you protect me for the rest of my life when I'm on a date and I get a ring and I get a proposal?
Will you protect me for the rest of my life?
Wow!
That was great!
Yay! Thank you!
Sakai-san's favorite...
Punch!
She's starting to become aware of it.
Punch!
Now, I'll announce it.
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Of course, we'll give you the latest information about Yakult Swallows.
We're supporting Yakult Swallows with all our might!
Please don't miss it!
Lastly, let's have Eto-chan cut off the politics.
Eto-chan, please move away from the camera!
Fukuda-san, please think about it a little more.
It ended with "just a little more". Sorry, you should have touched it a little earlier.
Now, shall we talk about Sakai-san?
Eh, what is it? What is it?
It was amazing.
It was amazing, wasn't it?
My heart was beating so fast.
It's something that fans like the most, so you're very conscious of it, right?
When we were talking earlier, there was a full- body mirror in front of us.
And we were supposed to be talking together, but we were looking at different places and we were like "eh?"
And we were looking at different places and we were like "eh?"
No! No!
You're lying!
You're not lying!
You're conscious of it, right?
Yeah, it's not like people in the countryside say it like that.
Ah, it's not like that, right?
Yeah, it's not like people in the countryside say it like that.
It's not like people in the countryside are embarrassed about it.
People in the countryside...
I don't know what you're talking about.
No, if you say it a little bit, it spreads so quickly.
I keep it in my heart.
Eto-chan, I'm jealous of you!
I thought you knew it better than me.
That's right, that's right.
It's because you're natural.
You're not a man like Eto-chan!
It's not like that!
It's because you're natural!
I'm thinking about the world we live in right now.
Oh, what are you thinking about? What are you thinking about right now?
I'm thinking about the price of gasoline.
You really care about gasoline, don't you?
You don't drive, do you?
But it's pretty expensive.
Who are you talking about?
My mom sent me to the station.
Oh, your mom always says that gasoline is expensive.
That's right, that's right.
I think people who are in trouble with money are in trouble.
Is that so?
From now on, please tell us about your growth.
Yes.
Next up is "World's Little Mouse"!
Well then, Little Mouse, let's go!
On your date home, when you were handed a ring and proposed, "Will you protect me for life?"
Will you protect me for life?
What's wrong, Little Mouse?
I'm kind of worried. I'm worried that someone who will protect me for life will show up in the future.
You're aware of it?
I'm worried that someone who will protect me for life will show up in the future.
But it was real, wasn't it?
Yes, it was real.
Are you really worried?
I'm worried.
Do you have someone who will marry you?
Do you want to marry me?
What?
Me.
Me?!
Me to Little Mouse?
Yes.
What?!
Can't you say it?
Well...
It's hard to raise them.
It's hard to find the right timing for feeding them.
It's not an animal if it's not an animal.
It's hard to explain it. It looks thick.
I don't know where you can cut it and you might get bitten.
Yes, that's right.
Thank you.
Yes, thank you.
Next up is Michelle!
You know what this means, don't you, Michelle?
Yes! Yes! I know!
You know what this means, don't you?
Yes!
Well then, Michelle, let's go!
Will you protect me for life when I'm on a date and someone proposes me?
Will you protect me for life?
I see. What kind of situation is Michelle in? What kind of man does she say about her situation?
Say about me?
What...
You want me to say?
I want you to say.
I want you to say it. Well...
You know...
It's not what you think it is.
That's right.
It's not like I'm in the toilet or something.
Say it! Say it!
It's not like that.
It's not like I'm in a fancy restaurant or something.
It's like...
You know...
Where are you going?
Something like that!
Something like that?
I was like "What?!" I was shocked.
No, not shocked. I was surprised.
I was like "Ah! Ah! Yes!"
It was a surprise.
Something like that.
I see.
She's a princess.
Teheteyanbo.
Thank you very much.
Okay, next. Bible.
Yes.
What should I do?
Okay, let's go with Bible.
Will you protect me for the rest of my life when you propose to me on a date?
Will you protect me for the rest of my life?
That's...
Passing notification.
That diamond carat was really big.
I thought it was gold.
You thought it was gold, didn't you?
That's right.
That's why I thought you'd protect me for the rest of my life.
You thought I'd protect you for the rest of my life with a carat like this?
That's right.
It was big.
How was it?
It's not about money.
No!
You have to look at my heart.
I'm worried about you.
Okay, thank you very much.
Okay, next, Kikuchi-san!
Yes!
Now, are you ready, Kikuchi-san?
Huh?
What do we do?
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Huh?
Bicycle!
Oh, okay.
Sorry, I told you a joke. Sorry.
Now, Kikuchi-san, let's go!
When you're on a date and someone gives you a ring and you propose, will you protect it for the rest of your life?!
Huh?! Will you protect it for the rest of my life?!
That's not it!
This is, um...
Huh?!
I'm going to say it properly!
What's wrong with you? You're getting stuck in the middle of it.
It's like that, but...
It's, um...
The guy you like...
Ah, it's not the guy you like!
It's, um...
The guy you were dating...
He's your boyfriend now, right?
My boyfriend and...
He's riding a bicycle.
He was cycling?
Yes!
And at the time, he gave me a ring...
It's okay for me to get a ring, but...
It's dangerous for you to give me a ring like this!
After that, after that...
He asked me, "What do you think?"
And, um...
"Will you protect it for the rest of my life?" He's shouting like that.
From a little far away...
It's a little far!
It's a little far...
You're always in the middle of it, isn't it embarrassing?
But, like, that's somehow working out...
Somehow working out...
That's somehow going well...
It's going well...
"Will you protect it for the rest of my life?" Like that...
That's not it...
What kind of guy is he? What kind of guy is he?
Um...
Tsundere?
Um, what?
Tsundere.
Tsundere...
With his hair all over?
No!
Um, you know...
His hair...
His hair's all over, and where's it all over?
Um...
Ah, but "Your Clothes Are Kitchen" is a little different...
His hair's all over and his clothes are all over...
No, but...
How is it?
Huh?
How is it? How is it?
What is it? What is it?
But, like, if it's all over, wouldn't it be a little...
Well, it might not be all over...
Well, with his hair all over...
And, like, where's it all over?
Where's it all over?
Right?
Here?
It's all over here!
Is it okay like that?
Yes, thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
You always say weird things.
Are you worried about me?
Lastly, Yokoyama-san!
Can you make me look good at the end?
You have to make me look good at the end.
But recently, Yokoyama-san...
Is it no good?
Her eyes are looking that way.
Alright, Yokoyama-san, let's go!
Will you protect me for the rest of my life if I drop my ring and get proposed on my date?
Will you protect me for the rest of my life?
Isn't it good?
For me...
For example, if I become a wife...
I have to support my husband.
I have to be strong.
For example, when my husband gets divorced...
When your husband gets divorced...
When he gets divorced...
I have no one but my wife to support me.
I see.
In terms of your life...
So, I'm grateful that you're protecting me...
But if you only protect me...
I don't have a position...
I'll protect you, too!
Yes, yes, yes!
I see.
I see what you're saying.
You'll protect me for the rest of my life...
If you only protect me...
I'll protect you!
You'll protect me for the rest of my life...
Basically, you like weak men, right?
Yes, I like neutral men.
Neutral men?
Yes!
What do you mean by neutral men?
Neutral men...
I like men who are feminine.
Feminine?
Feminine men?
I like men who are soft.
Soft men?
Yes.
What is soft?
The texture of their hair?
What is soft?
It's their personality!
Oh, so their personality is soft?
Yes.
That's good.
Thank you very much.
Thank you!
Today's best award is...
The best award?
The best award is...
Well...
Kikuchi-san!
If you follow Kikuchi-san's statement when he proposed to you,
you can download it from the program's website starting today.
So everyone, please use it!
That's all for today!