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Ran!
Idling, let's begin!
♪ Dokkiri dokkiri dandan ♪ ♪ Dokkiri dokkiri dandan ♪
♪ Fushigi na chikara ga waitara ♪ ♪ Fushigi na chikara ga waitara ♪
♪ Doushira suru? ♪ ♪ Doushira suru? ♪
♪ Bikkuri bikkiri binbin ♪ ♪ Bikkuri bikkiri binbin ♪
♪ Nanda ga tottemo suteki de ♪ ♪ Nanda is so nice ♪
♪ Every day is Sunday ♪
♪An amusement park inside the school♪
♪ Put all the homework you don't like in the taste box ♪
♪ I might be able to do it someday! ♪
♪ With a loud voice, pika-pika-ra ♪
♪ Have fun, be cute, and sing! ♪
♪ Pass the test, smile, and sometimes be excited until you snap your fingers! ♪
♪ With a loud voice, pika-pika-ra ♪ ♪ Have fun, be cute, and sing! ♪
♪ Papa, mama, teacher, grandpa, uncle, "shut up", they say, but they don't listen. ♪
♪ Scream in the sky, pika-pika-ra ♪ ♪ Fly, run, and spin! ♪
♪ Pass the test, smile, and sometimes be excited until you snap your fingers! ♪
♪ With a loud voice, pika-pika-ra ♪ ♪ Have fun, be cute, and sing! ♪
In the opening scene, wasn't that just normal?
There wasn't anything wrong with it, was there?
That's right, you looked like you were about to die.
I don't know about that!
I'm the host of "Idol League MC", Masa! Thank you for having me!
I'm the TV announcer, Endo Reiko! Thank you for having me!
This show is for idol girls who are growing up as modern-day idol singers
to become one of them, and it's broadcast at midnight on "Idol League Diary".
It's midnight on "Idol League Diary", but it's nighttime on "Idol League Diary".
Let me introduce you to "Idol League"!
Today's theme is "famous people who have been told they look like them".
First of all, Kato-san!
I'm Kato Sayaka of "Idol League Diary".
Famous people who have been told they look like them
said that I look like Naomi Kawashima quite a bit during my makeup.
I'm Numi Koizumi of "Idol League Diary"!
Celebrities who have been told they look like them are Seiko Matsuda and Toyo Hito!
I'm Endo Mai of "Idol League Diary"!
Famous people who have been told they look like them are Endo Reiko, the announcer...
You look like her!
I'm Tomomiya of "Idol League Diary"!
Famous people who have been told they look like them are Chotokkyu Girioka and...
Welcome!
I'm Mido Takeguchi of "Idol League Diary"!
Famous people who have been told they look like them are...
If I don't say anything, Yumiko Shaku will...
Shut up, you bastard!
I'm Akarika Nanako of "Idol League Diary"!
Famous people who have been told they look like them are Noriyama Naotaro!
I'm Akarika Nanako of "Idol League Diary"!
"Second Photoshoot" will be released on May 25th!
Lumi-chan said I look like Karina-san...
Shut up! Shut up!
What are you doing?!
Hello, I'm Honchi. Famous people who said I look like them are Gertruz's Dotechin-san.
I'm idol club member Morurika Yokoyama. Celebrities who said I look like them are Takahashi Yoshinobu-san.
That's all for today, but let's get started!
♪ Won't you marry me? If I could be a rich boy. ♪
♪ Won't you marry me? If I could be very handsome. ♪
♪ Won't you marry me? If I could be a tall guy. ♪
♪ Don't you marry him? If I could be that next life. ♪
Idol ring, third wife, tickets - name 'em!
Quiz Boom is here!
Everyone, today's topic is...
Yes, right now, it's a quiz boom of balloons.
It's a quiz boom.
It's a quiz boom, I think.
Fuji TV's "Golden Type" has a quiz show almost every day.
With that quiz boom, I'd like to get more and more idols.
Get more and more!
With various quizzes, I'd like to do quizzes that only idol members can do.
That's right.
From now on, we'll send you quizzes that only idol members can answer.
Go!
Yes, the members in charge of this corner will host this corner.
The one who will be in charge of the first quiz is...
Third wife, Michael!
Yes!
Then, Ms. Enno, please go over there.
Yes!
Please do.
What is it?
Yes!
Then, Ms. Michael, please go over there.
Yes!
Quiz!
"michael five"!
Yes!
It's different.
The version has changed.
Both versions are different.
I didn't make a pattern! I didn't make a pattern!
It's different!
It's different! It's Ms. Mio Susumu!
It's double Ms. Enno!
Yes!
It's similar, isn't it?
Yes, it's similar.
Your father's name is the same, too.
Coincidentally, my father's name is the same, too.
Why is it Sina?
It's...
It's something you shouldn't mention, but you mentioned it.
But I don't make a lot of guesses about it.
Why is it like that?
I don't know what I should do to answer it.
It's different, isn't it?
Not only their names are different, but their faces are similar, too.
This time, we'll have Ms. Enno give us a quiz.
Ms. Enno, your first quiz will be about this poem.
I'd like you all to answer what kind of theme it is.
But first of all, as an example...
Yes, Michael's poems...
Some of them are praised.
Some of them.
Right?
Yes, this one.
It's a poem you wrote before, isn't it?
That's right!
Yes, then, Ms. Michael, will you read it for us?
Please!
Yes!
Dictionary
Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What kind of title will this web be?
Oh gosh!
Once again...
I'm crying!
I'll destroy you!
Don't tell me...
Suddenly...
I don't know what the title is.
I don't know.
For now, I will read it carefully.
On a clear and sunny morning...
You were born from a white jewel.
You are ugly, defenseless and fragile.
You can't live alone...
But your desire for the sky...
Gives me courage.
Thank you.
It's a mysterious poem.
I don't know what it's about.
I don't know either.
It's difficult.
Since you wrote it before, what is the title?
Ms. Eno.
It's a sentence.
Like this...
What is the title of this poem?
I would like you to answer it.
I'm glad it's a thank you poem.
It's okay, it's a thank you poem.
From now on...
Yes, please.
Yes, then...
Let's continue.
The first poem.
Here it is!
What should I do?
Here it is!
Your body is in the sea.
It's transparent or peach colored.
It's white and cloudy.
The fish don't swim.
But it's like a creature is breathing inside you.
Bubbles rise up and down.
Are you hot-tempered?
You are always in a cold place.
And you share that cold sea with us.
Thank you.
Michael was a wonderful, healing cow.
Thank you.
Well, let's go. What is the title of this poem?
Think about it!
But there are a lot of hints hidden in this story.
There are a lot of hints hidden in it.
For example, the word "gummy" is hidden in it.
What is it?
Where is it hidden?
For example, it's in the sea, but there are no fish in it.
I see.
But there is water in it.
That's right.
I think it's something familiar and something everyone knows about.
Everyone, please write it down in the comments section.
What is it?
I have no idea.
Does everyone know about it?
I'm sure everyone knows about it.
Is it alive?
That's up to you.
I don't know if it means "imagination".
I don't know if it means "your body" or something like that.
Is it a human?
I don't know.
You don't know about fire, do you?
That's right.
I don't know about fire.
You'll know about fire next year, won't you?
Everyone is worried about it.
Michael, do you often write poems yourself?
I think about it before I go to bed.
Do you usually announce it somewhere?
Yes.
As a personal hobby?
Yes, I read it by myself.
Everyone, do you know about it?
I don't say it often.
You write it quite often.
Let's see it.
Are you ready?
Let's see it together.
"Momokan", "kingyo", "kurage", "kuuki", "funsui", "kurione", "isoginchaku" and "isoginchaku".
"Isoginchaku" is quite common.
There are quite a lot of creatures.
I see.
What do you think about it, Michael?
There are quite a lot of creatures.
Are they creatures?
Fish don't swim.
That's right.
Fish don't swim.
What do you write about it?
It's like an air cleaner, isn't it?
I'll tell you the reason.
Are you doing something selfish?
What's wrong?
I can't write "air cleaner".
You forgot it, didn't you?
What do you think about it?
There are creatures that clean up the air in the sea.
Aren't there creatures in the sea?
There are creatures in the sea.
I see.
You can ask me after the show.
Where do you think peaches come from?
There are white peaches and yellow peaches.
There are many colors.
Transparent is from water.
There are also peaches without peaches.
There are also peaches without fish.
Sometimes peaches are round and have air inside.
And bubbles come out of it.
I see.
Peaches are kept in the freezer.
There are also seaweeds.
What about seaweeds?
When you say pink, only seaweeds come up.
Why?
Where do you think, Monji?
It's like there are creatures breathing inside.
It's not creatures, but seaweeds.
It's alive.
Isn't it grass?
Seaweeds.
Grass.
Oh, she's talking nonsense again.
It's not grass.
It's grass.
Grass.
It's seaweeds.
Seaweeds.
Yes, yes, seaweeds.
The more you talk, the more stupid you are.
Why?
Maybe you shouldn't have talked so much.
Is there a correct answer?
The answer is...
It's a PET bottle!
So there was no correct answer!
But it's close to "sayonara".
Did you understand? Please refer to this as a reference.
Myple is like this.
If you know what it is, you can answer it.
You can say anything to a romanticist like this.
That's amazing.
Let's move on to the second question.
Thank you, Myple.
Please go back.
Is it okay now?
Yes, it's okay. Thank you very much.
Please go back.
Let's move on to the second question.
As you can see in the script, Myple will answer one more question.
Since it's a quiz bomb, it can't be helped if you do it alone.
You're not alone.
Today's quiz bomb is here!
The second quiz is not for Myple, but for this person!
Number 2, Koizumi Rumi!
Go ahead!
Go ahead, Koizumi-san!
Go ahead! Go ahead! Go ahead!
I don't know... I didn't do anything!
I really didn't do anything!
This is not an investigation!
I really didn't do anything!
Let's get started!
Koizumi-san will give you a straight-forward quiz!
Quiz! The world of Koizumi-san!
So this quiz is about Koizumi-san...
Koizumi-san, recently you had a meeting with a new program in Nagoya...
Yes, I did!
What program was it?
I heard that Shouko Nakagawa-san, Abe Asai-san and I would be doing a show together...
I was really happy because I finally got a job!
Unfortunately, there is no such program!
No way! No way! No way!
There isn't! I'm sorry!
What was the title of the show?
"Naked Goddess"...
There isn't!
There is no such program!
There isn't!
I'm sorry!
Was it "Toukai" TV? "Toukai" TV?
Yes, it was "Toukai" TV!
I was really happy! I finally got a job!
Yes!
I was really happy!
Please do your best again!
There is! There is!
There is!
Koizumi-san, you heard a lot of things during the meeting, right?
It seems like you were able to talk about a lot of private things...
That's right!
I would like to talk about some of them!
You're always saying things I can't say!
Ah! I said things I can't say!
You're always saying things I can't say!
Yes! Then, please do the "V" turn!
Eh? Quiz...
Koizumi-san's world...
What did Koizumi-san talk about during the meeting?
Was there anything you were happy about recently?
Eh? What could it be?
It's when I can sleep at home.
Is there anything you've been into lately?
Something I've been into? I guess it's talking on the phone with my friends.
I like talking on the phone with me and two other people.
Is there anything you do in the morning or something like that to be cheerful today?
Laughing faces?
What's your favorite type of person?
Azumi.
Azumi's face...
I don't like looking at Azumi's face.
I like Azumi's DNA test results.
And I like looking at her eyes.
I don't like looking at the finished product.
What was the most delicious thing you've ever eaten?
The most delicious thing was...
Now, here's the question.
What did Azumi say about her favorite food?
Everyone, please think about it.
You didn't notice at all, did you?
You didn't notice, did you?
Because you're a director I don't know.
I thought it was a real job interview.
I dressed up like an athlete.
You dressed up like an athlete?
I dressed up like an athlete.
I wanted to give you an image of an athlete.
You're going to work from now on, aren't you?
I was really worried about you.
I was so happy.
You were excited, weren't you?
I was excited.
There's no such job!
I'm sorry, really.
It's all Watanabe family, isn't it?
Don't push Watanabe family like that.
What are you talking about?
Idols are so aggressive.
I'm scared!
Now, what was your favorite food?
Now, think about it.
Please think about it.
Time's up!
Now, let's look at the answers.
Everyone, open your answers at once!
Dried squid, cheese tartare, dried squid, geso...
Tuna...tuna gimo?!
What is "tuna gimo"?
What is "tuna" and "gimo" together?
What is "tuna gimo"?
It's not "tsu".
It's "tsu".
Okay, Eota-san, natto rice.
And...kaibashira.
Kaibashira?!
What is it?!
Kaibashira?!
Gubashira?!
Guba...gubashira?!
Stop it!
Gubashira, gubashira!
Is it "kaibashira"?
No, it's "gubashira".
It's "gubashira".
Tuna gimo is "gubashira", too!
Tuna gimo is "gubashira"!
And...karai kappu ramen.
What is it?
This is...well, you say "sume" a lot, don't you?
It really smells like "sume" in my bag.
Because you're drinking sake with it.
You're drinking sake with it.
And...baka no retsu.
Baka?!
You two are "baka"!
Don't do it together!
I thought you were skinny, but you're "baka"!
I think you've lost all of your knowledge.
And...karai kappu ramen.
Are there any correct answers?
Let's see the correct VTR.
Koizumi-san, please show us the VTR.
V...T...R...start!
What was the most delicious food you've ever eaten?
The most delicious food I've ever eaten was...
chanja, which I ate in a yakiniku restaurant.
Where did you eat it?
That one?
Was it in Mongolia?
No, it wasn't.
Was it in Mongolia?
No, it wasn't.
The correct answer is chandja!
Chandja is a Mongolian food.
What other Mongolian foods are there?
Sweets with broken sugar.
I think the sugar is broken.
Kompet is Mongolian food.
Chandja is Mongolian food?
You've learned a lot, Koizumi-san.
I've learned a lot in Mongolia. Kompet and chandja.
Next time, we'll have Koizumi-san's Mongolian quiz.
So, the quiz team has done their job.
Who will do the quiz?
I'm looking forward to it.
Even if you call me, I can't say "foo-foo"?
You have to say it properly!
What kind of talent is it if you don't say it properly?
You can't do it like that!
Even if you do a big job, you can't be happy right away.
Who will do the quiz?
The quiz team has done their job!
Who will do the quiz?
The quiz team has done their job!
You guys...
You guys did well in the first half.
Takeuchi! You idiot!
You can do it like you're about to jump out of the front line.
Morita! Asagi!
You guys can do it like you're about to jump out of the front line.
You're doing well.
They're serious about their idiotism.
Now, A-fans, please give us your requests.
Yes, IDOL-RING homepage is always accepting requests from IDOL-RING members about what they want us to say in this situation.
Every time we receive one request, nine of us will answer it.
The Grand Prix works that Master-san has chosen with his own discretion and prejudice will be streamed more and more from IDOL-RING homepage page as 100 voices.
Yes, now let's move on.
Today's theme is this!
"Boyfriend", "sea water", "bathrobe", "shy but still thinking about weird things", right?!
That's right!
Yes, this is a fan-name "Rumi-chan Observation Diary- san"'s request.
It's been a while!
Yes, I hope you'll make your image bigger and perform well.
Yes!
First of all, MIPLE!
Yes!
Wait, wait!
It's your first time, right?!
Do your best!
MIPLE, you don't seem like you'll go to the sea, do you?!
I won't go!
You won't?!
I won't go!
You won't?!
"Boyfriend", "sea water", "bathrobe", "shy but still thinking about weird things", right?!
"Shy but still thinking about weird things", right?!
What is this?!
It's a block sign, isn't it?
There are too many parts I don't want people to see, I can't hide it.
In the end, you can see everything.
I have to wear a swimsuit!
I don't know anymore...
It's not that you're shy, it's that you're embarrassed.
That's right.
I'm pure.
You don't have any respect for the sea, do you?!
No!
Yes!
Next up, MIPLE's Eto-chan!
Yes!
Good job!
Good luck! Eto-class!
Are you ready? Are you ready for this? Yes.
You're good at this, right? Yes.
Let's go. Eto-chan, let's go.
Even though you're embarrassed by your boyfriend and your swimsuit, you're probably thinking about something weird, right?
I'm thinking about something weird, right?
What's this? What's this?
Maria, don't be embarrassed!
Do it properly! I want to see that part of you, Maria!
Sorry, this is an announcement!
Yes! The announcement for May 20th...
I said it again!
You don't have to say it again.
All sessions on Saturdays will be completely live- streamed.
"Fuji TV 721" will broadcast the 2008 F-1 Monaco Grand Prix for two days.
This Saturday evening at 5:50 p.m., we'll start with Saturday's free practice and we'll deliver a lot of information until Sunday's final.
Please look forward to it!
Okay, we've reached the end of our time. Tonoka- san!
Tonoka-san, please give us the correct answer!
Let's go!
Even though you're embarrassed by your boyfriend and your swimsuit, you're probably thinking about something weird, right?
I'm thinking about something weird, right?
Maria, you're cheating!
I'm not cheating!
Tonoka-san, how is it? What station is it?
It's Harai. Waiha.
Waiha?!
Don't say Waiha again!
Say it one more time!
Okay, please look forward to the continuation!
Goodbye!
Okay, next up is Yokoyama-san!
Do your best!
Alright, Yokoyama-san, let's go!
You're embarrassed about your boyfriend and your swimsuit, but you're probably thinking about something weird, right?
You're probably thinking about something weird, right?
The culprit!
The culprit is here! The culprit is here!
Daichi, what were you thinking about?
I didn't want to imagine that my boyfriend was thinking about something weird, so I didn't want to see it.
I didn't want to know.
What are you talking about?
So my boyfriend...
Your boyfriend is watching you, right?
Yes, he's watching me, so I don't want to see it.
You don't want to see your boyfriend watching you?
That's...
That's not it.
That's right.
That's right, right?
Yes.
But you were a little embarrassed, right?
That's right.
Yokoyama-san.
First-generation students are so dirty that they're all embarrassed.
They can't do things like this anymore.
First-generation students can do things like this normally.
Even if I'm asked for idol-like comments, I'm really embarrassed.
You can't say it anymore?
I can't say it anymore!
I'm really embarrassed, everyone.
Please do it, Yokoyama-san.
Yes, I'll do my best.
Okay, next!
Oh, you're giving off cool beauty vibes, Yato-san.
Yes!
Oh!
Thank you!
You can do it!
Hold your fist!
I can't do it!
Punish Iroha!
Iroha is the worst!
Okay, Yato-san, let's move on!
You're too cute with your boyfriend and you're embarrassed when you see your swimsuit, but you're probably thinking of something weird, right?!
You're probably thinking of something weird, right?!
Yato-san, you can do it!
One more! One more!
One more!
You can do it!
Geez...
It's like...
You're thinking weird things, aren't you?!
OKAY!
Thank you!
Everyone...
You've become bodies you can't love anymore.
Never again...
I can't do it anymore...
First of all, what kind of situation is that?
Um...
I was thinking weird things.
I see...
I'm sorry!
I see...
That happens, for sure.
You're a sexual harassment queen now, aren't you?
I'm not!
You're not?!
That's enough of that!
Alright! Next up...
Donkey Kong, Takiguchi!
I'm still alive!
Donkey Kong...
Super Donkey Kong, right?
Alright!
Takiguchi-san, let's go!
You're so shy, but you're thinking weird things, aren't you?!
You're thinking weird things, aren't you?!
W-what's going on?
What kind of boyfriend is he?
He's... handsome.
Handsome?
Hey!
Who is it?
Takiguchi-san, you're dating a handsome guy?
Why can't I date him?
Why? Why?
You can date me, but why can't you date a handsome guy?
Why can't you date me, but why can't you date a handsome guy?
No, no...
You can't say that about Yuriky and Kong.
You can't date either of them!
Alright, you two can get along over there.
Alright!
You can do it!
Um...
Alright! Are you ready, Koizumi-san?
Let's do it!
You're in the water with your boyfriend, and you're embarrassed because of your swimsuit, but you're already thinking about something weird, aren't you?
I'm already thinking about something weird, aren't I?
I won't give it up!
No, no, no!
I won't give it up!
No, no, no!
It's not flat, it'sulative.
No, it's not! Only recently it has increased by 3.5cm.
When Mr. Yazawa-san isn't matching, we can't match them.
Yup.
Yup, thank you very much.
Thank you...
Could you shake my hand, Mr. Sakima-san wrote me a catchphrase, but Ms. Kato-san wrote me an "Abechio-ish" one.
Abechiyo-san is dancing.
Her hair looks like that.
I might be dancing today, too!
You're dancing, aren't you?
Abechiyo-san...
I don't think you're watching.
You're not watching!
Abechiyo-san is watching!
You should be watching.
Now, Kato-san, please come up.
Yes!
This is fun!
Kato-san has already turned around, so you can turn around and continue, right?
Yes!
Yes.
Then, Kato-san, please come up.
While your boyfriend and you are in the sea and in swimsuits, you're probably thinking about something weird, aren't you?!
Sorry for the wait!
My string...
You're probably thinking about something weird, aren't you?!
What was that?!
Looking at you recently, Kato-san, I remember a similar feeling.
What is it?
What I thought it was was our agency's Ito Asako.
You're Ito Asako and Maruka Mori!
You're right!
You're right! That's it! That's it!
Really?!
Yeah.
Can I explain what I just said?
Please do.
First of all, I got excited and went over to her and the string came off.
String?
String.
It's tied up.
Shoes string! It's not shoes string!
It's a swimsuit string!
Ah, swimsuit string, yes.
So I was like "Ah!", and also, isn't a girl's part a little sexy?
Eh? A girl's "here" is...
Yes.
A girl's "there" is said to be sexy.
That's why I pretended to re-tie it while showing it like "Ah!".
You're thinking of weird things, aren't you?
That was Ito Asako-san!
Thank you!
This is bad! I can only see Asako!
Now, next is Ponchi-san!
Yes!
She really looks like Gertrude's enemy, doesn't she?
Well, since you don't know it yourself, you don't know what it is yet, do you?
No, I don't know it at all.
Well, then, let's get started!
Even though you often see your boyfriend and girlfriend in swimsuits, you must be thinking about something weird, don't you?
Are you really talking about it?
I'm not talking about it!
You're just saying it because you don't know it, aren't you?
I'm not talking about it!
You must be!
I'm really talking about it.
It's kind of persistent, but...
It's kind of persistent, but I can talk about it.
Since April, you've been rushing to go to Vietnamese school.
You've started learning Vietnamese!
I really can talk about it!
Is that so?
I've been forgetting Vietnamese quite a bit recently...
You've been forgetting it?!
I've been forgetting it because I talk too much Japanese.
Is that so?
You don't even speak Japanese that much, do you?
I'm talking about it!
Thank you!
So, Mr. Wang Yi Bo, who do you think is the best actor of the day?
No one was a normal actor.
The criteria...
No, no, no, no...
Ah, I see!
Then...
Since you want to download it, how about Mr. Kato?
Thank you!
Mr. Kato, who's been rushing to go to Vietnam school, must be thinking about something weird, don't you?
From today, you can download it from the program's website, so everyone, please use it!
Everyone, please spread the word!
And with that, this has been FANSOMIC EXPEDITION! Goodbye!