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I'm Shabadaba, an idol singer.
What should I do if a mysterious power spreads out?
Bikkiri Bikkiri Bip Bip
Isn't it nice and wonderful?
It's nice, isn't it?
Surely every day is Sunday
Amusement park in school
I want to put all of my bad homework in my face bag
I might be able to do it!
With a loud voice, peek-a-bee-la-la
Let's go, Kawaii Delta!
A test is completed!
Ego!
Lately, even singing has become a bad joke.
I'm Masato from Najimari Bushi Idling ABC!
I'm TV announcer Saito Maiko!
Thank you for having me!
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers
to become one of them.
We broadcast once every week at midnight,
but we're closed for the week.
Sorry about that!
Let me introduce you to Saito!
He's an idol singer!
Let me introduce you! Today's theme is "bad sports"! First, Kato-san!
I'm Kato Sayaka, the best at idol singing! My worst sport is jumping rope!
I'm Takiguchi Miya, the best at idol singing! My worst sport is not having guts, so I play baseball!
I'm Noroka Erika, the best at idol singing! My worst sport is tennis!
I'm Yaza Erika, the best at idol singing! My worst sport is basketball because I'm short!
I'm Morita Suzuka, the best at idol singing! My worst sport is dodge ball!
I'm Kamura Yui, the best at idol singing! My worst sport is everything!
I'm Asahina Moa, the best at idol singing! My worst sport is ballet because I'm stiff!
I'm Asahina Moa, the best at idol singing! My worst sport is basketball!
Let me introduce you! Let's have some fun today, too!
♪ Won't you marry me?
♪ If I could be a rich boy
♪ Won't you marry me?
♪ If I could be very handsome
♪ Won't you marry me?
♪ If I could be a tall guy
♪ Don't you marry him?
♪ If I could be that next life
♪ You're not gonna marry me
I'll do my best!
So...
What's up with your high tension?
Yes!
It's April now.
Two months have passed already.
Are you all getting along well?
Yes!
Well...
Let's not lie about it.
How is it?
Obviously you feel the wall.
Yes!
Your hearts are scattered, aren't they?
We're facing the same direction.
Oh, you are?
I see.
Today's gambling is...
One and two students will remove the wall...
and challenge this to form a group.
Yes!
Everyone, please!
Everyone...
You will do this!
Wait a minute!
Hand-pushed car!
You're wearing it! Amazing!
Do you know hand-pulled car?
Yes!
It's a hand-pulled car race.
Kato and Takiguchi, will you try it?
I don't like it. I don't want to hold Takiguchi's hand.
Wait! It's so heavy!
Don't push me!
My legs are too wide.
I can't do it.
Stop it!
Do you understand now?
Yes!
You have to do it in pairs.
Yes!
This time, you will do it in pairs with students who feel the wall.
We have prepared that combination.
Here it is!
Sayaka and Serina, Miracho and Suzuka, Tonoka and Yui, and Yazawa and Nao.
It took a lot of time for adults to decide on this combination.
Yes!
It's a human relationship.
It might be good if you combine these two, but you can't touch this part.
Yes!
It's a combination that can be done somehow.
Yes!
Kato-san, are you okay? You are 10 years younger than her.
Yes!
What do you mean by age and number are the same?
That's right!
Really!
Kato-san, are you okay?
Yes!
You are scared, aren't you?
Kato-san, you are scared, aren't you?
I'm kind!
You are pushing yourself!
I'm not! I'm not pushing myself!
Are you sure?
Not at all!
I'm not pushing myself!
Kato-san is a little scared.
Kato-san is the only one in the classroom alone.
I'm not! I'm not!
I'm not pushing myself!
Now, you will have a time attack match between this first-generation and second-generation pair.
In addition, the role of those who have feet and those who walk by hand is alternation at the starting point.
In addition to the first-generation pair that set the highest record and won,
this is for the second-generation car.
Do you know it?
It is the first-generation car of the highest class.
Congratulations!
By the way, the course is 9 meters.
In addition to that course, there are various obstacles such as entertainers, walls, mountains and other obstacles.
So, once again, please!
I'm scared!
I'm going to fall!
Hey, wait!
Wait!
Look at this! This show's staff, this show's staff's way of breathing!
Is it this show's staff or Shocker that's breathing like that?
That's right! This time too, in order to recreate Emory and Tania's path in the entertainment world,
the staff themselves came out of their own will!
That's right!
That's what it means!
They came out of their own will, so everyone, please make sure you don't step on them, okay?
Everyone, it's the staff who will support you, right?
Yes! They've been blooming for an hour in this rehearsal!
Right, look! Over there, there's our familiar Mori-san, right?
Mori-san!
Tonight, Mori-san will be in a rather plain place!
Mori-san is important, right?
You must not step on them!
Please be careful!
Tania-san, is that okay?
Yes!
I'll do my best!
Then, please do your best!
Then, let's start with the first group!
The first group is Sayaka-chan and Serina-chan pair!
Seriously!
Look! You can't look down on them!
Yes!
That's right!
You're teaching them, right?
That's right!
The staff has done a lot of things up until now, but I'm scared of what's next!
Is that so?
You're scared of what's next, right?
That's right!
It might be the same as what's after this!
That's right!
Then, please do your best!
Please get ready!
It's zig-zag, right?
You have to zig-zag, right?
Then, please get ready!
Let's start!
The first group is Kato and Nagano pair!
Start!
I'm pretty scared of this!
Alright!
Can you do it?
Alright!
That's dangerous!
You'll overdo it!
Be careful, Nagano-san!
Alright, switch!
Here I go!
Alright!
Go over there...
Alright, first of all...
You can't do it!
Alright...
If you go over there...
You've passed the forest zone!
Alright!
The current time is...
1 minute and 05 seconds!
Alright!
That's why you're currently in first place!
Alright!
Well, that's the standard now...
So everyone...
Do your best so you can surpass it!
Alright! Let's continue!
Next up is...
Takiguchi-san versus Morita-san!
Are you two close?
We're close!
We're classmates!
We're in the same agency and we're classmates!
Are you okay?
You're always hugging each other, aren't you?
We're always hugging!
It's like you're biting each other!
Are you okay?
Can you feed him properly?
Are you okay?
Don't you smell animals?
Are you okay?
Do you smell animals?
You're always teaching him how to dance, aren't you?
Hey! Don't teach him!
He's weird!
You can't teach him!
Alright!
You two, do your best!
Please do a zig-zag!
If you try to go over it...
You'll end up like you did earlier!
Alright!
Please be careful!
Are you ready?
Let's go!
Tagiguchi and Morita pair...
Gambling...
Start!
Yes, yes, yes!
You can do it, you can do it!
You can do it!
Why are you coming this way?
Are you playing a role play?
Don't drink it!
Wait!
Wait for me!
She...
She's...
Don't do important things!
Get out of here!
You're disgusting!
Hold it properly!
What are you doing?
It's dangerous!
Hold it!
That's a good idea!
Now, Morita-san!
Good luck!
Look! Look!
What's this?
The mirror is dangerous!
The mirror!
The mirror is dangerous!
It's dangerous!
Morita-san's hidden sword...
The end!
You two are not in sync at all!
You, Miracchio, you were just asking for the stamp's address from the beginning!
I'm really bad at this!
This is Miracchio, right?
But it's a good idea to drag it out in the middle of it.
The current time is 1 minute and 20 seconds, which means...
It's 1 minute and 20 seconds and 2 seconds!
Let's continue!
Next up is Takaoka-san and Kano-san!
You two are kind of different, aren't you?
Is that so?
Your style of acting is completely different.
But you two get along well, don't you?
We get along surprisingly well.
Why did you add "surprisingly" hidden sword?
You don't like it?
You said "surprisingly" and now you're saying "we get along well"?
So you're recognizing that we don't get along well at first glance?
That's wrong! It's nothing!
You look like you're really worried.
It's nothing!
So don't look like you're protecting society!
Okay, please come in!
Okay, let's go!
Let's go in!
Kamura-tomo-ra-te-a!
Gambling! Start!
Hurry up!
Wait a minute! Kamura-san's movement is dangerous!
Go for it!
Kamura-san!
Watch out!
Back! Back! Back!
Breathe together! Breathe together!
You're not breathing in sync!
OK, answer!
I'm sure I know this!
"Protector and Friend"!
"BTA and Friend"!
That's right! That's fast!
Wonderful!
OK, you've got one minute! 49 seconds!
That means you're still in first place!
You're still in first place!
That's great!
You were breathing in sync!
Yes!
Everyone, do your best to overcome this!
OK, next up is Yatao and Asahi!
That's right!
I've never seen you two talking.
We talked a lot.
What did you talk about?
You didn't talk, did you?
You didn't talk at all!
You didn't look at each other at all!
She's really shy!
You didn't make a wall in the first meeting!
I'm looking forward to the shrimp!
I'll do my best for the shrimp!
I switched!
Your eyes are floating a little!
I'm not floating!
Please get along!
Yes!
It's okay, it's okay!
You two don't look like you'll get along!
It's okay!
I'll do my best for the shrimp!
What are you talking about?
It's for the shrimp, right?
If you come back in 48 seconds, you win!
Now, let's go!
Yatao and Asahi are doing their best!
Start!
Unexpected!
Do your best!
Your hair is really in the way!
Unexpected!
It's high-time!
All of you, 48 seconds!
Keep it up! Keep it up!
Asahi!
If you do your best, you'll finish in 48 seconds!
You can do it!
Asahi!
Do your best!
You're fast! You're fast!
You're fast!
Yatao and Asahi!
32 seconds!
And the winner is...
Asahi and Yatao!
The shrimp!
Eat it! Eat it!
Yatao, eat it!
Yatao, how is it?
It's delicious!
Eat it, Asahi!
It's delicious!
It looks delicious!
Well, you two didn't look at each other until the end, but you should have won for now!
That's all for "Number Rick"!
"Idol Ring" 2nd Live "Daiji na Mono" will soon be on DVD!
A year and a half since their formation, their first season gathering is here!
"Idol Ring" 2nd Live "Daiji na Mono" June 18th, on sale!
Yes, a new "fantasy" request, "samalik" request.
By the way, I say "samalik", but Yoshitaka-san and Sakuma-san's staff call me "fannik".
They call me "samalik" and call me "fannik" normally.
Everyone wants you to be "fannik".
Yes, let's say that.
Yes, on the "Idol Ring" homepage, we have been receiving requests from members of "Idol Ring" to say this and that in this situation.
Yes, let's go. Today's "fantasy" request, the theme is this!
I hate girls who like you but can't be honest with you and say the opposite of you.
Yes, first of all, No. 13, Nagano-san!
Yes!
Well then, Nagano-san, let's go!
I hate girls who like you but can't be honest with you and say the opposite of you.
I hate girls like you.
Nagano-san, do you usually act like that in school?
No, I don't.
What kind of attitude do you have towards boys?
I don't really talk to them.
Serina!
Why?
Is there something wrong with you?
Serina, not Maria!
Serina is also easy to say.
Serina, don't be shy, Serina!
I don't talk to them!
You can't be honest with boys, can you?
No, no, I really don't talk to them!
I don't talk to them!
Serina, you're so good at talking!
I don't talk to them!
Serina, you're so good at talking!
I don't talk to them!
Serina, you're so busy, you can't help it, right?
Well, next up, it seems like they're changing their characters. Tomoka-san!
What?!
What is this?!
Yes, since April, they've reset their idol ranks once.
Now!
With that said, Tomoka-san! Let's move on!
Yes!
You like it, but you can't be honest and say the opposite of what you like.
You hate it!
Mmm... I hate it!
Ewww!
What kind of situation is that?
This is... well, I think it happens a lot when you have a girlfriend.
And you say things like this.
But, like, after you say it, you want to be asked "why?"
I'll think about it.
Don't take the mic, please.
The mic...
Please, just a little.
I'm sorry.
It's expensive, you know.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Yes, thank you!
Yes!
Now...
She's here!
NHK's morning drama actress!
Morita-san!
Now...
Let's start from the beginning.
Let's go!
Morita-san, let's go!
You like her, but you can't be honest with her.
You're the type of girl who says the opposite of what you want to say.
You hate it!
I hate it!
Yes!
What kind of situation is this?
It's like a guy who always asks me out, and I ask him out again.
And I really hate it.
But I like it!
You like it, right?
But you're also a little bit interested in him, so you ask him out, right?
That's right, it's like that.
That's good.
How about you, Kato-san? This kind of situation.
Eh?
Kato-san.
You always ask me out, right?
She was completely confused!
Because you're lying.
I see!
Yes, thank you!
That's good!
Beijing Ape!
Gorilla!
Ben...
Ben Davis's horse.
Now...
Let's move on to Takifu-san.
You like him, but you can't be honest with him, and you say the opposite of what you want to say.
You hate him!
Eh? You like me a lot?
I hate you!
Attack!
What is it?
You confessed you love me and I hate you.
If you listen to it with the echo, it's like...
That's right!
I hope you listen to it with the echo.
Because it's more real.
Because of my change of clothes.
Why?
Here it is.
Female Katou.
I'm sorry.
Well...
Well, Katou-san.
Let's begin.
I hate girls who like you but can't be honest with you and say the opposite of you.
I hate you!
If it's "yo" then it's "juzai" (pun)
It's "umi" (sea)
We were sitting at the bottom of the beach and Izano said "moa!" and we ran towards the sea and said "dai kirai!" (I hate you!)
I did my best!
Next up is Asahi-san who hates children and says "saba saba" (noisy)
Asahi-san...
Yes?
Don't get mad at me!
I'm not mad at you!
You're always mad at me, Asahi-san!
I'm not mad at you!
Okay, Asahi-san, let's go!
A girl who likes you but can't be honest with you and says the opposite of you, "dai kirai!" (I hate you!)
"dai kirai" (I hate you)
Amazing!
Asushi-san, what do you think of this kind of attitude?
Eh, it's like...
Why are you grinning?
We're just friends.
Is that so?
Yes.
What do you think of this kind of attitude?
Well, if there's someone cool like me, my face turns red.
Is that so?
Really?
Do you attack yourself a lot?
No, no, I can't.
You can't?
Yes.
Why?
Isn't it nice?
It's like you're a junior of a girl.
What?
It's like you're a girl.
Asushi-san...
Asushi-san and I are the same age.
What do you think of it?
It's cool, isn't it?
It's the truth of love.
You're about as cool as me, aren't you?
No, no!
What do you think of it?
What is it?
Are you saying I'm cool?
Are you saying I'm cool at all?
No, no, no!
You're really tense, aren't you?
I'm sorry.
Please! I'm not going to say anything, but please don't open it again!
Sorry!
Before we do that, let's have an announcement.
On May 19th, we will be showing "Pops" for the first time.
Please watch it!
Yes!
Well, then...
Yazawa-san, let's go!
Asushi-san and I haven't gotten along that well today.
We're good friends! We're good friends!
Yes...
Let's go.
Is that okay?
Yes!
Yes! Then, Yazawa-san, let's go!
I hate girls who can't be honest with themselves and say the opposite of what they want to say!
I hate you!
You're cute!
I hate you!
Goodbye!
That's weird!
Do it! Do it!
I hate you.
Yado-san, what do you think about it?
Well...
But you're embarrassed, aren't you?
But it's embarrassing!
Do it like you mean it, Yado-san!
Say "I hate you" to the man you like.
Don't you think you're being too serious?
I'm not being serious!
Do it like you mean it!
Do it like you mean it and then look at Yado-san who's embarrassed.
You're the best!
Really!
I'm sad.
Do you want to do it? Do you want to do it?
What do you want me to do?
Do it like you mean it.
You were being serious just now, weren't you?
I understand! I understand!
Do it like you mean it! Do it like you mean it!
Do it like you mean it!
Yes!
Do it like you mean it!
Let's do it.
I hate girls who like you but don't say the opposite of what you want to say.
I hate you!
I love you!
I love idols!
She said it like she was really embarrassed.
Aren't you all embarrassed?
We're idols!
We're not embarrassed at all!
It's embarrassing!
Why is it embarrassing?
Because you've been around for a moment.
For a moment!
If you had been around for a little longer, I think you would have been in that zone.
I think you would have become runners-high.
I hate you!
Okay, Ms. Torii Miku!
You're laughing too much!
You saw it!
How many times?
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's go!
You like her but you can't be honest with her. You say the opposite of what you like about her. You hate her!
I hate her!
Correct!
You're good!
She's assuming it!
She's saying "I can do it!"
You're doing it wrong!
Elbow! Elbow!
You're moving too much!
You're like a cyborg!
I'm sorry!
What's going on?
I'm old enough to be called "auntie" now.
You're old enough to be called "auntie" now!
You're in your teens!
Please open it!
It'll be over soon!
Yes, it's over!
It's been 5 minutes!
Idols are like that!
Mamma-san, will you decide who will win today's Grand Prix?
Grand Prix?
Let's see...
Tomoka-san!
Yes!
They were chosen!
You can download "I hate girls who say the opposite of what they like but can't be honest with themselves" from today's website,
so please use it!
That's all for today!
HANSOMARIC, goodbye!