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I'm gonna be a professional idol artist.
It starts.
It doesn't start.
It starts.
It doesn't start.
It starts.
"Idol Class" is starting now!
I'm sorry, I'm not being honest
I can say it in my dream
I'm short of thoughts
I want to see you right now
My heart aches
There's no point in calling you
What should I do with my feelings?
My heart is full of complaints
Led by the moonlight
We meet again and again
Counting the stars twinkling
Laughing about love's whereabouts
In the same country, we were born
That miraculous romance
We crossed mysterious miracles
And met many times
Counting constellations' twinkling
And fortune-telling about love's whereabouts
In the same country, we were born
That miraculous romance
I believe in
Miracle Romance!
Now then, Idling, I'd like to try "Idling is about to start" myself.
I'm Masume of Masuume Bakari. Nice to meet you!
And I'm Yoka Shono of FG TV's Aster Show. Nice to meet you!
Now, this show is for Idling girls who are growing up in advanced stages as Idls
to become one of them. It's a show where you can listen and drive.
And this is Idling Diary, which airs tonight at 8:50 PM.
Let me introduce you to Idling!
First of all, let me introduce you to today's theme.
"I don't know the meaning, but I know the katakana." First, Kato-san!
I'm Idling No. 1, Kato Sayaka.
"I don't know the meaning, but I know the katakana." is "trehalosu".
I'm Idling No. 2, Koizumi Rin.
"I don't know the meaning, but I know the katakana." is "pop is new guinea"
Really?!
Yes, Idling No. 3 is Endo Amai.
"I don't know the meaning, but I know the katakana." is "subliminal".
I'm Idling No. 8, Funchi.
"I don't know the meaning, but I know the katakana." is "fondobu".
I'm Idling No. 9, Yokoyama Rurika.
"I don't know the meaning, but I know the katakana." is "kiserasera".
I'm Idling No. 14, Sakai Hitomi.
"I don't know the meaning, but I know the katakana." is "yochikeracho".
I'm Idling No. 16, Kikuchi Ami.
"I don't know the meaning, but I know the katakana." is "dokosahekisaensan".
I'm Idling No. 17, Miyake Hitomi.
"I don't know the meaning, but I know the katakana." is "venus".
"I don't know the meaning, but I know the katakana." is "chaos".
That's all for today.
By the way, I don't know what "supervisor" is.
Let's get excited!
It all started from here.
Idling started in October 2007.
A year and a half was spent on cute DVDs.
You can't watch it again.
It's a specialty segment from the beginning of the show.
You can watch idol, hard work, and pranks all at once.
Laugh!
Their history and embarrassing past are all in it.
You can't talk about 21 wonderful idols without watching it.
Idling DVD box season 1.
It will be released on June 27th.
What's in your pocket?
Mystery pocket!
Now, the mystery pocket has become very popular.
Suddenly, the second round has started.
It's very popular.
In other people's pockets, a mystery zone.
It's mysterious.
What is in other people's pockets?
In an unknown world, with courage, put your hand in and see what's in there.
It's that kind of corner.
Last time, when you put your hand in your pocket, most of it...
You put it in.
How was it, Kato-san?
I feel like I've stepped into a mystery zone of various meanings.
Of various meanings?
Then, let's ask one by one.
It's very similar.
You don't have to ask, right?
It's okay.
Now, Shono-san, you will sit in your room.
Yes, everyone is already sitting in three teams.
In those three teams, it's a team competition.
One question at a time, each team's representative will come out and answer what's in their pockets.
If you're correct, you'll get one point.
Finally, for the team with the most points,
for the team with the most points, for those who are familiar with idol groups and Fuji TV,
this is a lunch box with plenty of lunch for you.
What's with everyone?
Aren't you getting too many reports?
Isn't your reaction too weak for a report?
It's a report!
It's the most practical.
Please do your best.
Okay, for the last team,
the first team is Honji-san, Kikuchi-san, Yokoyama-san,
the second team is Miyake-san, Koizumi-san, Sakaisu-san,
and the third team is Michelle-san, Endo-san, and Kato-san!
Okay, let's get started.
The first mystery pocket is this person.
The first mystery pocket is the cameraman, Mimura Junichi-san!
Nice to meet you!
Actually, we're of the same age.
Ah!
That's right.
Ah, so you're about 23 years old?
No, I'm 25.
Ah, so you're of the same age.
Well, there's a lot.
There's a lot of wildlife in this field today.
Ah, I see.
Yes.
Can you put your hand in your pocket?
Do you have anything you usually do?
Well, I don't do much when I'm filming.
What do you do when you're filming?
How do you feel?
I feel weird when I'm being filmed.
Ah, I see. You're always filming.
I see. Do you get nervous?
I get very nervous.
Okay, let's get started.
Okay, Miro-san, let's get started.
Yes, please.
Okay, Miro-san.
Standby.
Standby...
It's complete!
Okay, who will go to each team?
Okay, please decide your team.
Who will go?
Okay, one by one, please come out.
Miro-san, you're wearing a lot of pockets today.
Yes, I am.
Do you wear this often?
It's a camera-only pocket.
A camera-only pocket.
It's a two-tap pocket.
Thank you.
It's not a two-tap pocket.
It's decided!
Yes, it's decided!
Is it decided?
Yes!
Okay, everyone, please come forward.
Good luck!
Okay, let's start with Fonchi-san.
Yes!
Okay, let's go.
Yes! The time limit is 30 seconds per person.
Okay, are you ready? Let's go, Fonchi-san.
Put your hand in your pocket!
Okay, her hand is in her pocket!
Yes!
How is it? Have you touched it before?
Yes!
Ah!
Eh?
See? You've touched it before.
Ah! How does it feel like?
I think I've touched it before.
How is it? Is it big?
No, it's round.
It's small.
Is it soft?
It's hard.
It's hard!
It's a little hard.
It's pointed.
It's pointed!
Eh? But it doesn't make you go "Wow!"
It doesn't make you go "Wow!"
Okay, time's up!
Okay, Fonchi-san, you got it, right?
Okay, next up is Koizumi-san!
Yes!
Please go ahead.
Yes!
Okay, are you ready?
Okay, let's start.
Put your hand in your pocket!
Put it in! Put it in!
What is it?
Okay, the time is 30 seconds.
What is it? I don't know.
What is it? What is it?
It's pointed.
It's pointed?
Everyone says it's pointed.
Eh? What is it? What is it?
It doesn't move?
It doesn't move.
Then it's hard?
It's hard and it's pointed and it's not slippery.
It's not slippery?
Is it rough?
It's rough. It hurts!
It hurts?
Have you touched it before?
No, I haven't.
Ah, it's your first time?
Not really.
I don't know what it is.
What is it?
It's hard.
Okay, time's up!
Okay, next up is Michelle-san!
Yes!
Please go ahead.
Okay, are you ready?
Let's start!
Put your hand in your pocket!
Put it in! Put it in!
Eh? What is it?
It's pointed.
Eh? What is it?
It's pointed.
It's not one.
It's about three.
Eh? What is it?
I don't know at all.
It's pointed.
Everyone says it's pointed.
Eh?
I've never touched it.
It might be at home.
Eh? It might not be there.
It's something you don't usually use, right?
Yeah.
Your explanation is weird now.
Okay, that's it!
Everyone, please go back to your seats.
Everyone, please come this way.
What could it be?
Please write your answer on the flip.
I'm curious about it.
Me too!
What is this?
I want to touch it too!
How is it?
It's sharp!
What is this?
Each has a different shape.
I see.
It's hard.
Oh, it's the same.
What is this?
There are many different shapes.
Everytime I touch it, Kokoro says, "Don't you touch it!"
Are you done?
What is this?
Time's up!
Are you done?
Koizumi-san, please write your answer.
Imagine how you feel when you touch it and write it down.
Are you ready?
Please show us your answer!
Garlic... shiitake...
Huh?
Shi... shiitake mushrooms...
What's wrong with you?
You're a shiitake mushroom admirer!
No, it's not!
It's not shiitake mushrooms, it's shiitake mushrooms.
Oh, you dried the shiitake mushrooms.
Yes, I dried the shiitake mushrooms.
You dried the shiitake mushrooms.
Yes.
And Mishima-san, how do you say "tree"?
How do you say "tree"?
I don't know how to say it in Japanese,
but it's like a branch that fell from a tree, like "mii" or something like that.
Oh, "kino mii".
Or something like that.
"Kino mii" is fine, right?
"Kino mii", right?
"Kino mii", "kino mii" and "shiitake mushrooms".
And "kino mii" is fine, right?
Is there an answer in here?
Please show us your answer.
The first Mystery Pocket, the answer is...
The one in my Pocket is...
This Cucumber!
Everyone is out!
I see!
It's difficult!
It's close!
It's close, but Cucumber and Garlic are different!
What is this?
I don't know Cucumber... What is Cucumber?
What is it?
Cucumber?
I don't know Cucumber!
This is Cucumber!
Is it food?
It's not food!
It's something you plant!
Ah! Planting trees?
It's not a punishment for planting trees!
Ah! You grow trees!
Anyway, it's incorrect!
But it's similar!
It's like a tree falling from a tree!
It's close!
What is this lack of knowledge?
I don't know!
Everyone, it's incorrect!
Everyone, thank you very much!
It's difficult!
Let's continue!
The second Mystery Pocket is...
This person!
Now, can you read it?
The second Mystery Pocket is...
The King of Light, Mr. Youhei!
Thank you!
Mr. King of Light, you are also of the same age?
That's right!
We are of the same age!
Are you close?
Yes!
Are you close?
Yes!
Are you close?
Yes!
Are you close?
Yes!
Are you close?
Yes!
But we are getting married soon!
Ah! Is that so?
Yes! And I'll be a priest!
Congratulations!
You'll be a priest?
Congratulations!
What is in such a devoted man's pocket?
What is he hiding?
Right?
Does your wife ever put something in your pocket?
No, she doesn't.
That's right.
Oh my!
I'll say it!
This is something you usually wear...
That's right.
...for work.
It's a blood bread, isn't it?
Yes.
Ah!
That's the truth, isn't it?
Yes.
I understand. Then, please stand by.
Yes, please stand in front of me.
Is it a new song?
Yes.
It must be full of happiness, isn't it?
That's right.
Will you tell your wife about your appearance today?
I can't show her.
You can't show her?
Yes.
She'll be jealous.
Yes.
Now, stand by. It's complete.
Now, the second question.
Yes, who will go?
Yes, please.
Please decide.
First of all, please stand in front of me.
Have you decided?
Yes!
Yes! Then, please come out!
We'll start with Kikuchi-san.
Yes!
Then, let's begin.
Put your hand in your pocket!
Put it in!
Now, Kikuchi-san...
My pocket is tight, isn't it?
Ah, it's true.
Eh?
Wow!
Your imagination has been overturned!
Really?
No way!
What is this?
You haven't touched it, have you?
Ah, it's like...
It may be stained.
It may be stained?
It may be stained!
This is...
Um...
My imagination has been overturned!
Your imagination has been overturned!
It's like "You can't put this in!"
Um...
It doesn't come out at all!
What is this?
You haven't touched it, have you?
I haven't touched it!
It's floating!
Do you know what it is?
I don't know at all!
What is it?
I didn't know it was such a surprise!
Now, Miyake-san!
Yes, please!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's go!
Put your hand in your pocket!
Put it in!
Excuse me...
You have 30 seconds!
Eh?
What is this? It's hard!
It's hard!
How big is it?
The size is...
Middle-sized?
What is the standard for "middle-sized"?
I know!
It fits in your pocket!
It fits in!
And...
Ah, it's round!
It's round, isn't it?
It's round and square...
Round and square...
And it's hollow in the middle...
It's hollow in the middle and...
What is it? It feels like wood...
Is it rough?
Have you touched it before?
I may have touched it before...
You may have...
Okay, that's it!
Now, what is it?
Now, next...
Endo-san...
Yes!
Are you ready?
Let's go!
Put your hand in your pocket!
Put it in! Put it in!
Excuse me...
Yes, please...
Ah!
How is it?
Ah, this...
Eh?
Eh? How is it?
This is...
Ah! Did you understand?
I understood!
Does Michael usually carry it like that?
This is useful...
Useful?
Useful...
Is it a tool?
It's not a tool, but...
It's like...
It's kind of smooth...
I see...
Yes...
Do you get it when you say "I'll give it to you"?
I do!
It's a set of ten, so...
Eh?!
What is it?
In the end, it might be a hint for other people...
I think it's okay...
Okay, that's it!
Now, everyone, please take your seats...
Yes!
Please think about it!
Yes!
Thank you, Wato-san!
Thank you!
Yes!
Eh?
How is it?
Ah!
I got it!
Ah!
I use it a little bit!
Ah!
So, men use it more...
No!
I wonder...
Ah, so it's not like that...
I see...
There might be people who use it and people who don't...
I happen to use it a lot...
Yes...
Yes!
Okay, that's it!
Now!
Everyone!
Yes!
Everyone!
Kneading, erasing, soap, bubble!
I see.
I know!
Soap, kneading, erasing... Is kneading, erasing that hard?
I was going to write "soap".
You were going to write "soap", why did you write "kneading, erasing"?
It's oily.
I see, it's "soap".
I think you know what I mean.
Which one is correct?
Please give us the correct answer.
Mystery Pocket, the correct answer is...
The contents of my pocket are...
Bubbles!
That's right! You got it right!
Those of you who've used this will know what it's like right away.
If you like bubbles you'll know for sure.
And with that...
Only Maiple was correct!
Congratulations!
So far only one team has gotten it right.
Only one Maiple team has gotten it right.
Now for the last question.
The Last Mystery Pocket goes to...
Analysis, Mitsuhiro Nakamura!
Thank you!
And finally...
It's the first time for a male announcer to participate!
Really?!
And Shono-san, you're in the same team as him, right?
That's right! I'm in the same team as him!
That's right!
Eh?!
I thought it was a narration but...
I didn't know you'd say something like that!
You're pretty nervous, right?
Yes, I'm nervous.
How do you feel about getting your hands in those girls' pockets?
It's kind of embarrassing that you're looking at me like that...
Ah! I see! You're looking at the same person!
That's good! That's good!
I see! Then Shono-san, please look at me carefully!
Yes! I'll look at you!
Yes! Then please stand by!
Now...
If you'll excuse me...
Stand by...
Let's complete it!
Yes!
And finally...
Okamoto-san and Sakai-san and Kato-san!
Yes!
Yes! Please go ahead!
Yes! Thank you!
Thank you!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's start with Yokoyama-san!
Put your hand in your pocket!
Yes, Yokoyama-san!
Yes! Time limit is 30 seconds!
Somehow...
Yes?
It's slippery and...
Yes?
That...
It's long!
It's long?
And there's a cut in it.
There's a cut in it?!
A cut?!
What is this?
What is it?
It feels like a file.
What is it?
Nakamura-san, what kind of face is that?
It's gross!
What is this?
Shono-san said it's gross.
Is it food?
Food?
I don't know, but I don't think I've used it before.
You haven't used it before?
It's coming out!
Time limit is 30 seconds!
Next up is Nakamura-san!
By the way, Nakamura-san, who do you like among these members?
Kato-san, for example...
Oh!
It's my first time hearing that!
Oh!
Isn't it your first time, Kato-san?
No, but...
Once we were on a show together...
I think he was being careful.
Ah, I see!
Maybe.
It's rude of you to say things like that.
No, don't say things like that!
Okay, next up is Sakai-san!
Yes!
Okay, let's go.
Put your hands in your pockets!
Yes!
Here I go!
Okay...
Huh?!
What is this?
What is it?
Huh?!
It's kind of...
Flat.
Flat?!
It's flat and...
It's kind of rough.
It's rough?
It's rough.
Huh?!
How big is it?
The size is...
Compact size.
Compact size?!
What did you compare it to?!
Huh?!
What is it?
I don't know!
It's soft.
It's hard.
It's kind of...
Soft and...
Time's up!
Wait, I don't know this!
It looks like it's hard from the beginning.
Now, and...
The last one is...
The one you like the most, Kato-san of "tei".
Don't say "tei"!
Please!
Okay, let's move on to "b" pattern.
Kato-san, put your hand in your pocket!
Nice! Nice!
Excuse me!
It's kind of...
What? What?
What?
It's soft and...
What is this?
Is it food?
What is it?
What?
Do you always carry it with you?
It's soft and...
What kind of face is that?
I don't know! What is it?
What kind of face should we interpret it as?
Kato-san is the most violent.
Kato-san!
What?
Kato-san!
I don't know at all!
Why are you trying to make me serious with your "tei" that you like?
Okay! Everyone, please go back!
Okay!
Now...
What is it?
Everyone, please write your answers in the "flip"!
Okay!
Now, since we're here, please touch Shono-san for the last time!
I got it!
Now, without holding back...
We'll take a look!
It's hard not to look at this picture!
Look at this!
What are you two doing?!
Shono-san!
This is fun!
What is this?!
What is it? What is it?
It's rough, isn't it?
It's rough!
It's bumpy!
Ah, but I know what it is!
What is it, Nakamura-san?!
You're sweating, aren't you?
It's hard.
It's not easy, isn't it?
Now, everyone, please give us your answers.
Go ahead!
"Yocchan-Ika", "Yasuri", "Kabayaki-no-shi"...
Is it "Kabayaki-san" or "no-shi-ika-san"?
Why are you asking yourself that?
Which one is it?
But "Kabayaki-san" wasn't sticky.
"Kabayaki-san" is a snack?
But it wasn't sticky, so it's "no-shi-ika-san".
"no-shi-ika-san". "Yocchan-Ika", "Yasuri", "no- shi-ika-san".
Now, everyone, please give us your answers!
Mystery Pocket, the correct answer is...
In my...
In my pocket...
There was beef jerky!
Mystery Pocket, you're correct!
And so...
The winner is...
Kato-san team!
Now, an announcement!
Yes, an announcement!
A completely independent live broadcast from Okinawa!
It will air from 7am tomorrow!
It's a four-month-long national tour spanning all 40 states!
Please look forward to it!
Yes, and so...
Nakano-san, how are you today?
It's your first time, right?
Yes.
Are you eating?
Wait, wait, wait!
We're in the middle of a broadcast!
How was it for you, going to an idol club for the first time today?
Please continue to...
"desu", "desu", "korekara mo"...
And so, we'll see you again in the future with various other events!
Thank you for your hard work!
And so, we'll see you again tomorrow!
Goodbye!
Thank you!
That was Yano-san!
Thank you!
Shono-san, you're a little...
You're different than usual!
I'm different?
You're a little...
Right?
You're a little...
I'll say what I want to say.
I see.
I'll imitate Shono-san.
You don't look like her!
Shono-san's way of nodding when she wakes up.
She's sitting here like this.
No way!
She's very early in the morning.
Her makeup doesn't look like it's her best.
I like that about Shono-san.
In the morning...
Please sit down.
I'm sorry.
That's that.
That was the second time.
How was it?
It got harder!
Right, it's harder now.
Last time was easier.
It was my first time, so I didn't know.
I see!
I couldn't rehearse either!
It might be scary.
It was my first time, so I didn't know.
You have to touch it to know what's inside.
I see.
You have to be active.
That's right.
For now, you know what's inside.
You won't know next time.
What?
What's alive?
You won't know.
What's alive or what was alive.
No way!
You don't know, do you?
The answer is pickled tuna!
And with that, this has been Mystery Pocket! Goodbye!