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IDOLing starts now!
I'm sorry, I'm not being honest
If you're in a dream, you can say it
Let's do a thought meeting one-shot
I want to see you right now
A moonlight that makes you want to cry
A midnight that you can't even call
What should I do with my pure heart?
I'll give you my heart
Guided by the moonlight
We meet again and again
Counting constellations
Laughing at love's whereabouts
In the same country, we were born
That miraculous romance
Crossing mysterious miracles
We meet again and again
Counting constellations' twinkling
The whereabouts of love's fortune-telling
We were born in the same country
Miraculous romance
Do you believe in it?
Miraculous romance
Idoling!
At the beginning, Eto-chan was looking at Miyake- san's interesting glasses.
Miyake-san! Miyake-san!
Thank you for coming to "Idol Game Show"!
I'm Morimoto Aika, producer and announcer.
This show is for girls who are growing up as idol singers,
and who want them to become one or two years older.
That's right! It's "Idol Game Show"!
This week's show airs at 2am on Thursdays and 50 minutes.
Let me introduce you to "Idol Game Show"!
First of all, please introduce yourselves!
Today's theme is "How to raise your tension when you're depressed"!
Let's start with Eto-chan!
Hi! I'm Eto Maria, and I'm an idol singer.
How I raise my tension when I'm depressed is...
listening to a lot of my favorite songs!
Hi! I'm Takeuchi Miro, and I'm an idol singer.
How I raise my tension when I'm depressed is...
hanging out with my friends!
Hi! I'm Fukuoka, and I'm an idol singer.
How I raise my tension when I'm depressed is...
hanging out with my friends!
Hi! I'm Nanako Idling!
When I'm depressed, I tell a lot of stories to people I don't know!
Hi! I'm Suzuka Morita, and I'm an idol singer.
How I raise my tension when I'm depressed is...
going to karaoke with my friends!
Hi! I'm Yui Kamura, and I'm an idol singer.
How I raise my tension when I'm depressed is...
meeting my family!
Hi! I'm Surina Nanago, and I'm an idol singer.
How I raise my tension when I'm depressed is...
shouting loud!
Hi! I'm Asahi Nao, and I'm an idol singer.
How I raise my tension when I'm depressed is...
thinking about fun things!
Hi! I'm Miyaki Hitomi, and I'm an idol singer.
How I raise my tension when I'm depressed is...
listening to Kato Miria's album!
Thank you for joining us! Let's get excited!
You did well in the first half of the game.
Kato, you're doing well.
Takiguchi, you just came out of the front line.
You can't catch it, but you can catch it. Be careful.
Eto, Kato, when Takiguchi comes out of the front line,
pass the cross ball and catch it.
Tonoka, come out of the front line as close as you can.
Yazawa, you can catch it when Tonoka slips.
This kind of tiredness is what makes you laugh.
Now is your chance.
After the game is over, there is a drama for the idols.
New project, "Punpun Keep"!
Punpun Keep
Now, this cute-sounding corner is "Punpun Keep".
What kind of corner is it?
Please take a look at this.
It has a belt on it.
This...
Asahi-san, what kind of corner do you think it is?
I can't imagine it.
You can't imagine it?
What is it?
Right? What is it?
Yazawa-san, what is this belt?
You can't imagine it, can you?
Yazawa-san, why are you grinning?
I can't imagine it!
Why?
I can't imagine it!
Please explain it.
Today's "Punpun Keep" is...
Each of you will stand in front of this board one by one.
And you will make a face at that moment.
Masaki-san, are you ready?
Yes.
Here we go.
Punpun!
Wow! So cute!
She's angry.
She's angry and making a face like this.
The remaining 8 people will tickle the person with this face.
This game is about how long you can keep this face.
The person who keeps this face for the longest wins.
This is your 30 million yen report.
And for the person who gives up first, something is waiting for you.
Do your best and keep your Punpun face.
Even if you tickle me, I'll keep my Punpun face, so I'll keep my Punpun face.
It's easy to understand.
I'll say "keep your Punpun face", but Yoshitaka- san said she just wanted to tickle me.
Now, let's get started!
Top batter, Eto-chan!
Now, Eto-san, have you done Punpun recently?
Yes, I have.
What is it?
It's when everyone laughs at my normal face.
Ah, so you've done a little Punpun.
That's right.
You've done another Punpun.
Maria is cute too.
What? What? What?
Why do you look like a woman?
Maria! Maria!
It's a joke!
It's a joke.
Now, Eto-san, have you done Punpun recently?
One, two...
Punpun!
Isn't this the weird face you had recently?
Isn't it the one you're downloading now?
No, that's not it!
Do it properly one more time!
You have to keep it like this!
One, two...
Punpun!
Keep it like this!
Yes, keep it like this!
Yes, yes, yes...
Punpun's face...
I'm telling you to keep it like this!
Keep it like this!
Punpun's face...
Yes, Punpun!
Yes, yes, yes...
Now, Eto-chan's Punpun keep...
How long will it last?
Yes!
Is it okay?
Yes!
Then, let's go!
Yes, everyone, please come out!
Punpun!
Are you ready?
Eto-chan, please raise your head and show us if you're doing the punpun or not.
Do more of the punpun, okay? Let's go!
Let's go! Punpun Keep Eto-chan, start!
Eto-kun, why?
Why?
He's doing his best!
The first round is over!
You're fast!
7 seconds!
7 seconds, Eto-chan!
Hey, aren't you fast?
Maria doesn't like being tickled!
Maria doesn't like being tickled?!
Maria who's being tickled is also cute!
Maria is always cute!
Yes!
Okay, Eto-chan, that was 7 seconds!
Okay, next up is... 13 seconds?
13 seconds...
Nanano-san!
Nanano-san, please come out!
Yes!
Do your best!
Nanano-san, have you done the punpun recently?
Yes, the person above me...
The person above you? Is it a god?
The person above me deleted his computer data.
So you haven't done the punpun, right?
Yes!
Okay, please show your anger to the punpun!
Let's go!
1, 2...
Punpun!
Ah, this is ugly!
This is ugly!
This is... I'm sorry, but this is cute!
I'm not saying it's ugly.
I'm angry, you know.
Let's go. 1, 2...
Poon poon!
Yes!
Yes, poon poon.
I said "keep poon poon"!
Poon poon! Yes, do poon poon!
Do poon poon.
Yes, do poon poon.
Yes, it's poon poon.
Poon poon.
Do poon poon!
Keep poon poon.
It's poon poon "keep".
Everyone, come forward.
It's poon poon "keep".
Nagano-san, please show us your face.
Nagano-san's poon poon "keep".
Start!
She's pretty good!
Do your best!
She's doing her best!
Nagano-san's...
Time's up!
Do your best! 20 seconds!
The record is 20 seconds!
Can I say something?
Nagano-san, can you lower your pants?
Lower it!
I'm not doing it!
Don't ruin the show!
Nagano-san, how was it?
If you weren't good at it, you'd be rejected.
My back...
That's because you moved a lot.
But you did your best for 20 seconds.
You're amazing!
Nagano-san, please come forward.
Yes!
Now, Tamaka-san!
Go ahead!
What I've been eating a lot lately is...
Sayonee trying to eat all the KitKat that she just bought.
That's a lame episode!
Did you do something like that again?
I don't remember. I'm eating everyone's food.
You're eating everyone's food...
Okay, I'll say it. Please say "punpun".
Okay.
Tamaka-san, "punpun"!
Okay!
You have to keep that!
Keep it! Keep it!
Keep it. Keep it. Keep it.
Yes, keep it. Yes. Yes.
Yes, Tamaka-san.
Okay.
You shouldn't open your mouth.
Okay.
Okay, everyone, please come out.
It looks strong!
Right? It looks strong, doesn't it?
It's cool.
Okay, let's do this.
Can Tamaka-san stand it?
"punpun" keep.
Ready...
Start!
Cool! Cool! Cool!
You're doing your best! You're doing your best!
Time's up!
That's quick!
8 seconds!
It was pretty tough!
It was surprisingly cool.
It was tough.
Yasawa-san, you shouldn't move your pants.
I'm not moving them!
That's not the kind of corner you're in.
Yes, Norimo-san. That's 8 seconds.
Yes!
Now, please welcome Asahi-san!
Yes!
Asahi-san, you know...
Yes?
It's like you don't care about anything.
Yes.
Yes, like I said earlier, you smell like Norimo- san, right?
Ehh?!
You know, you were sympathizing with each other earlier, right?
You know, I have a light taste.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm the type of person who doesn't care about anything.
You don't like kids that much, right?
Yes!
You don't show your emotions that much, right?
It's hard for me to show my emotions.
Then...
1, 2...
It's scary in reality, isn't it?
It's ugly, isn't it?
Can you keep it?
You can't show it.
Everyone, please come forward.
Yes, please keep that uneasy feeling.
It's scary!
Don't laugh!
It's scary! I'm about to get angry!
Asahi-san, you can't laugh!
Here we go!
Ready...
Start!
Asahi-san, you're pretty close, aren't you?
Asahi-san...
She's doing her best!
She's strong!
She might be able to break Nagara-san's record!
She's doing her best!
She's amazing!
She's strong!
She's angry!
It's scary!
She's angry!
Why?
It's not sweet yet, everyone!
It's not sweet yet!
It's sweet!
37 seconds!
It was 37 seconds!
Thank you!
Amazing!
Asahi-san is amazing!
Thank you!
But it hurts!
It hurts!
It hurts, doesn't it?
Next, before Miyake-san's video...
Miyake-san, you're always smiling, but is there anything you can't do?
Recently, I wore a white T-shirt and ate udon, and then I stained it myself.
You can't do it for yourself?
I can't do it for myself!
You're strict with yourself, aren't you?
You look like Yamada Taro on the big screen.
You're a straightforward person, aren't you?
Now, let's go!
Miyake-san's "punpun"...
Punpun!
Yes!
Yes, keep it like that.
Keep it like that.
Yes, everyone, please come forward.
Why is the sound of Miyake-san's "punpun" always like this?
Where is it coming from?
Yes, is that okay?
Everyone is angry!
You can do it!
You can't!
Let's go! Ready, start!
Woooo!
You can do it!
You're fast!
Okay, Miyake-san, 12 seconds!
Everyone's starting to look like nasty old men.
Nasty and old men!
Thank you, Takeuchi-san!
You don't look like you're in a bad mood. What's wrong?
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm in love mode today.
Huh?
I'm in love mode.
Love mode?
Love, love mode.
Ah, you're in love mode.
I see, I see.
What is it?
Can you listen to my "punpun" episode?
Ah, you have one.
So, do you have a "punpun" episode?
Masuno-san came to Yui-chan's solo concert, but he didn't come to my solo concert.
Ah, you're doing a solo concert.
Yes, he said he wanted to go to Yui-chan's solo concert, even though I told him not to when we were recording.
I...
Wait a minute! I'm watching your solo concert right now!
This is how it is, right?
You just wanted to do your solo concert, right?
Hurry up and let me do it!
Are you okay?
Takeuchi-san, let's do it!
Yes, "punpun"!
Yes, like that.
Cute!
Yes, with a facing wave.
Yes, "punpun" as it is.
"Punpun" as it is?
Yes, "punpun" as it is.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, everyone, please come forward.
Yes!
Make it a little more feminine, like a woman.
Like a female.
Yes! No, don't smile like that!
"Punpun"!
I don't know! I don't know!
Ah, here it comes!
No! No! No!
Yes, "punpun" it! "Punpun" it!
Yes, Takeuchi-san, "punpun"! Takeuchi-san, "punpun" it!
Takeuchi-san...
Takeuchi-san, "punpun" it!
Takeuchi-san, "punpun"! "Punpun", "punpun" it!
Ready...
Start!
Ehhh?
What?
What is it?
What? What? What?
It's really scary to lie down.
It's really scary.
It's impossible to touch people.
That's right.
Next is Morita-san.
So far, the top Asahi-san is...
So far, the highest is Takiguchi-san.
This is the lowest.
This is bad.
You should work harder.
This is...
You're strangling yourself with this.
If you don't work hard,
it's really tough today.
Yes.
Now, Morita-san.
Was there anything that made you excited?
That's right.
The strawberry was on sale for 290 yen.
Just having the tag on it
sold out.
That's right.
That's good.
Then, show me how you do it.
Let's do it.
One, two...
That's good.
Keep it up.
Please stand in front of the camera.
This is really scary.
Now...
It's impossible.
Morita-san, work hard.
It's really hard.
Morita-san, work hard.
What are you doing?
Let's do it.
Start!
Churro!
She learned it!
One second? No way!
What is it?
Is there no immune system like that in Kansai?
Is it serious?
Yes, that's why it's dangerous, Morita-san.
No way!
Next, Kamura-san!
I'll do my best!
Kamura-san, you seem to be excited recently.
There were a lot of them earlier!
It's like...
On the day before we moved in, my mom said she'd bring a cardboard box with her.
But the day before that, I was in a daze.
I was the one guiding her.
I'm excited!
And you're excited because your house is so far from the station, right?
Yes.
Okay, then...
She's really angry.
Let's do it.
One, two...
Excited!
Okay, let's do it.
Pum-pum!
It's Pum-pum!
Pum-pum!
I'm scared!
It's Pum-pum!
Not "gira-gira"!
I'm not good at this!
It's Pum-pum!
Pum-pum!
It's Pum-pum!
Kamura-san, it's Pum-pum!
Let it go!
If you don't do your best, you'll be in trouble in the end.
Let's do it!
Ready, go!
Zero seconds!
Kamura-san!
What does "zero seconds" mean?
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Pum-pum!
Okay, so...
Kamura-san is the last one.
I'm close to the last one.
Okay, the last one is...
Yasaba-san!
Pum-pum!
That's it for today's corner.
Let's give her a round of applause!
It's not an applause!
Has anything happened recently?
You said you went to Okinawa for work, right?
Yes.
All of the idol members bought me sugar candies.
One for each of you.
Yesterday or the day before...
You went to Hokkaido, right?
I went to Hokkaido and the staff asked me what I wanted for a souvenir.
I said I wanted carambola crab.
You said you'd buy anything for me.
But before the show, you all gave me sugar candies.
There's sugar candies again!
Tendon, right? Tendon, right?
Tendon.
I called and ordered it!
From Tokyo to a store in Okinawa.
I came back from Hokkaido and the next day I called Okinawa and asked for it.
Thank you.
Okay, let's go with Pum-pum.
Okay!
One, two... Pum-pum!
Okay!
It's not cute, but...
Can we do it one more time?
One, two... Pum-pum!
Put your hands in.
A little more.
Scary!
One, two... Pum-pum!
Yasawa-san looks like Dr. Slump's chestnut-head- sensei.
Okay, let's do it!
Pum-pum, keep!
Ready, start!
That's fast!
One second!
Yasawa-san is no good either.
Why?!
She's no good at all.
Everyone's coughing all of a sudden.
Okay, and with that...
The one who couldn't do it the most was...
Kaamura-san!
Kaamura-san, please come forward.
Kaamura-san...
Zero seconds! Zero seconds!
What?!
Zero seconds!
I haven't been doing well lately, really.
I don't know!
Don't make it sound like it's been two days.
Yes, everyone! Yes, yes, yes...
Right? It's really, um...
It's really heartbreaking, but...
Today, too...
Yes?
Today, too, I was in a parking lot all day.
No, that's... That's for Punpun, right?
Yes, and, uh...
I'll have you all cover me with this brush.
Yes, everyone, please take a look.
Why? Why do you need a brush?
That's because you only had zero seconds.
Wait a minute... Wait a minute...
I really...
Here we go!
Punpun! Kaamura-san! Kaamura-san!
Punpun! Kaamura-san! Punpun!
Yes, Punpun! Ready...
Start!
Kaamura-san! Punpun! Kaamura-san! Punpun!
Kaamura-san! Punpun! Punpun!
And with that, that was the Punpun Game!
Punpun Game
You guys...
Did you do well in the first half?
Yes!
Takeuchi! You idiot!
If you can jump out of the line and catch it, you can do it!
Yes!
Morita! Asahi!
Yes!
You guys, do your best in the second half!
Up! Up!
And, of course, you guys!
Laugh! Laugh!
Yes!
Laugh! Laugh!
Yes!
You guys are doing really well!
After the first half, you can only see...
Bakarhythm's seriousness!
It airs Friday night at 9pm on Fuji TV
Please watch it!
Let's move on to this corner!
Summer League Test!
By the way, Asahi won that corner, right?
Yes!
Let's move on to Summer League!
Today's theme is this!
Do your best today, too, while your husband is busy at work!
This is a request from Fanta-san!
From Asahi-san!
Okay, Asahi-san!
Do your best today, too, while your husband is busy at work!
Do your best today, too!
Do your best!
Do your best today, too!
Please watch the rest of it on Demand!
Bye-bye!
Let's continue.
Next is Takeguchi-san.
Are you ready?
Takeguchi-san is newly married and her husband is about to go to work.
Do your best today!
So cute!
Why did you slow it down?
I'm glad it was cute.
It was cute.
It was cute, wasn't it?
It was cute!
Morita-san, it was cute, wasn't it?
It was cute, wasn't it?
Yes.
It was cute, wasn't it?
Yes.
It wasn't that bad, so it was cute.
Thank you!
Let's continue.
Eto-chan!
Yes!
Eto-chan is really a delusional girl.
It's not like that.
You usually do this kind of simulation at home.
I don't do it! I don't do it at all!
Eh? Let's continue.
Yes.
Before going to work, do your best!
Do your best today too!
Cute!
What kind of person is she?
No, I'm newlywed.
What kind of husband is she?
Husband is...
What kind of husband is Maria's husband?
Husband is...
If you talk, it'll be long, is it okay?
It's okay! I'll take my time!
Eh?
Eh? Um...
She's tall...
She does her work seriously...
Um...
She doesn't come home that late...
Even if she works part-time, she doesn't come home that late...
She also eats with me...
Oh, oh, oh...
Her face is getting red...
She's tall and does her work properly...
Chihonma! Chihonma!
What?
Chihonma...
She's tall and does her work properly...
Cute!
She's kind...
Chihonma...
No...
"No"...
Okay, thank you very much!
Thank you!
Okay, next!
Miyake-san!
Okay!
Thank you!
Bye-bye!
Let's go!
Miyake-san's newlywed husband is working...
Before going to work, do your best!
Honey, do your best today, too.
Cute.
She can do it well, so it's wonderful.
Megu-san, what kind of husband is he?
He is over 175cm tall.
Are you guys fighting?
Why is that?! Because now phones and computers are getting smaller and smaller!
It's not like they're super big, but they're small and light and easy to carry around!
What are you so obsessed with?
Well, well, well, don't mind me!
If I were you, I'd be even more obsessed!
Okay, next up is Nagano-san!
Yes!
You can do it!
Okay, let's do this!
Before her husband goes to work and she's depressed, she says "you can do it!"
Baku... kyu... kyu...
You can do it today, too!
What? What? What?
Not "you can do it," just "you can do it."
What does "baku kyu kyu" mean?
Um, he's eating toast and he says "let's go," so I tie his necktie and say "you can do it today, too!"
There's a lot of bread crumbs on it...
So what kind of man is that? A man who says "you can do it" with bread crumbs on his neck?
Yes! Yes!
In a kind way!
In a kind way, I see!
Yes!
Okay, thank you!
Okay, let's do this!
Yes!
Okay, let's do this!
Before her husband goes to work and she's depressed, she says "you can do it!"
You can do it today, too!
What's going on? You're getting pretty old.
My husband is a doctor.
I'm his wife, so I'm his intellectual wife.
Intellectual wife.
I'm different from you.
You're not intellectual, are you?
Intellectual!
I don't want to be intellectual in front of someone I like.
Intellectual!
Intellectual people can say "intellectual" properly.
Intellectual!
You're a doctor, aren't you?
My husband is a doctor, aren't you?
Thank you.
Next up is Ms. Kamura.
Ms. Kamura, you're usually very mature.
That's right.
Of course.
Let's hear it.
You're working in sync, so do your best today!
You, do your best today, too!
Thank you.
I don't want to go out.
That's good, Kamura-san. That's good, Kamura-san.
Ah, you're already outside?
No, it's the curtain.
Curtain! Curtain! Curtain!
Ah, up there! Up there!
Ah, up there! You said it from the window!
You, do your best today, too!
Um, you know...
Your wife is going around, isn't she?
You know, I like people who go by bike.
People who go by bike?
Oh, oh. What do you do? Bicycle?
No! No!
Anything is fine! Anything is fine!
Bike... Ah, what kind of bike do you like?
Eh, that kind of scooter.
Scooter, you say? Scooter...
Supercars.
Ah, that's like...
But I like people who have a good voice.
People who have a good voice? What kind of voice is it?
Muuu...
That's...
Masuno-san's opposite voice.
My voice is really good! My voice is really bad!
Your voice is really high, isn't it?
Muuu... Muuu...
No, it's like an animal.
Muuu... Muuu...
Komura...
No!
That's not it! It's like a gorilla!
It's not!
Your voice is louder!
Yes, I like people with a good voice!
It's the first time I've heard Komura's voice!
It's getting louder!
And I'm taller than you!
You're taller than me!
Eh, I'm short! I'm shorter than you!
You're not short!
If you measure it properly, you're 172cm!
No way!
That's not true!
Character! Character!
Lower your voice! Lower your voice!
Lower your voice!
Just lower your voice!
That's not it!
How do you lower your voice?
People say I'm actually surprisingly tall!
You're shorter than me!
I'm not short! I'm not short! I'm not short!
Okay, next...
Morita-san! Let's do it!
Okay!
I'll do my best!
Ah, Morita-san is going to use her good sense of humor again.
Let's do it! It's before her husband goes to work, so "do your best" again!
Honey, do your best again today!
That's nice!
I wonder what Morita-san is trying to say...
It's like NHK's "Morning Rendola"!
That's right!
I wonder what it is! It's like "Morning"!
When I look at it in the morning, it makes me feel better.
Because Maria is a woman of the night, right?
That's right!
Morita-san, what kind of situation is that?
That's right. My husband is rich...
Wait, wait! I'm sorry!
Everyone's sense of humor goes down!
He lives in Hawaii.
He lives in Hawaii?!
This is Hawaii?
It was Hawaii?
That's right!
At the front door, he says "do your best" and gets on the bench.
Do your best!
It's a bench!
But it's not a bench for work.
Ah, like a sports car!
Sports car is nice!
That's right, like a pink sports car.
You guys will never get married!
By the time you're in your late 20s, you'll have made a lot of compromises.
Thank you very much!
Now, then...
Honoka-san!
Yes!
Do your best!
Honoka-san, you've become a cute character since April.
Is that true?
Before that, in April...
In February and March, you've become a comedian.
You've reset yourself in April, haven't you?
No, I've reset myself and I'll go again.
An interesting one.
In February.
Ah, you said it before we even started.
Now!
Let's go!
Honoka-san's newlywed husband is in a situation where he can't go to work.
Do your best!
Honoka-san, do your best again today!
Do your best!
Young!
Young is what Eto-chan is saying.
Young!
Yes, I'm young.
How old are you?
I'm about 23 years old and I want to get married already.
Really?
What about your husband?
My husband is like my ideal husband.
He plays soccer and can also surf.
He has a good sense of fashion, is kind, is an adult and is tall.
Yeah!
It's heaven, isn't it?
You don't have to say it's heaven.
That's not what I'm doing right now.
I'm doing it like "Tonoka, you can do it!"
You're good, Morikomi-chan.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you!
Now, finally, Morikomi-san!
I'm doing it too?
Yes!
When did you become like this?
Do you do it too?
I don't know, but I do it all the time.
Oh, you do?
Oh, I see.
Now, let's go!
Morikomi-san, you're doing your husband's job at your newlywed house. Do your best!
You too, do your best!
Morikomi-san, you too, do your best!
Can you look at me from above?
Your husband is like an old man's string.
In this situation, he's like this.
A string?
The situation and ideal are different, but in this situation, everyone has high ideals.
That's why I thought you should look at me from above.
Oh, I feel like I'm being nurtured.
Alright, then. Grand Prix.
Today...what was it? It was an exciting session.
Then...didn't someone say Senoko? Who was it?
Then...
Nagano-san!
Nagano-san is newly married, but even before going to work, she's working hard.
Starting today, you can download it on the show's mobile site. Please use it!
Alright!
Um...I've also downloaded Eto-chan's weird face.
Eto-chan's weird face!
Alright, then! That's all for today!