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[BOOM]
[Boom Boom Boom Boom]
Oh!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!
The idol performance is about to begin!
[Applause]
I remembered the place I thought of during the ancient war.
Will you dance with me? Boku to odottekurenai ka
Wiring Road of Light and Shadow Hikari to kage no Wiring Road
I'm still obsessed with him Ima demo aitsu ni muchuu na no
Sukoshi dake furimukitaku naru youna toki mo aru kedo
I'll fight with love, courage and pride Ai to yuuki to hokari wo motte tatakau yo
Dandan kokoro hikareteku
Fragments of hope on this planet Kono hoshi no kibou no kakera
Kitto daremo ga eien wo te ni iretaru
Even if I pretend not to care at all Zenzen ki ni shinai furi shitemo
Look, I'm in love with you Hora kimi ni koishiteru
Let's fly away from the endless darkness Hatenai ami kara tobidattou
[Idol League]
I'm holding my pee right now.
I'm MC and vocalist Masato.
Nice to meet you.
I'm TV announcer Shona Yoka.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idols and are now new to idol life to become one of us.
This program is broadcast every Thursday at 2:40 p.m.
Let me introduce you to [Idol League]!
That's what I'd like to say.
But!
Right now, they're standing by for the next segment.
I saw them standing by earlier.
Yes.
It's going to be amazing.
Everyone, please look forward to it!
With that in mind, let's move on to today's program!
The first segment is "Sharp Hair Competition"!
Competition!
You know, in order to do "This World", you have to be sharp.
I see.
I'm like that, too.
Shona is here as a sharp announcer.
No, no.
With that said, everyone will be judged by their sharp hair.
Looking at their sharp hair, who do you think has the sharpest hair?
It's a very sharp segment.
It's sharp, isn't it?
It's sharp. It's very, very sharp.
With that said, let's have the idols who made their heads sharp appear!
(It's been a long time since I last felt like this)
Make some noise for the idols!
Make some noise!
Wonderful! You're so sharp!
You're amazing!
You're the sharpest today!
Yes!
How do you feel on this sharp day?
Well, it's nice to be sharp!
It's nice to be sharp, isn't it?
It's wonderful!
Can you look sideways?
You're sharp!
You're the sharpest!
Now, Ms. Tonoka, please come up to the stage and say one last sharp word!
I've thrown away all my memories.
You're sharp!
Thank you!
You're amazing!
Now, please go over there and be sharp!
Yes!
Now...
Yes!
Now, let's move on!
Next up is this person!
Idling Gigo!
You're sharp!
You're sharp! You're sharp!
Wow! What a sharpness!
You're sharp in all three positions!
But, isn't it cute even if I do it in private?
It's cute! It's cute!
Because it has a ribbon, too.
So, I made it cuter by leaving it here.
There are three of them. If you don't like these two, you can leave it here.
It's cute.
Isn't it wonderful?
I like it very much.
You like it, don't you?
I want to do it in private, too.
Isn't it good to do it in this kind of game?
Yes, it's good. With the ribbon.
You're sharp!
Lastly, please say something sharp to the camera.
Because I like you.
You're sharp!
Wow! Wonderful!
Please give up and stay still.
Thank you!
Wow! Wonderful!
Wonderful!
Good! Good! Good!
It's definitely cute!
Wonderful!
Now, let's move on.
Next is this person.
Idol Class 5, Takeuchi Mira!
What's up with you?
She's laughing.
What's up with you?
She's flying! She's flying continuously!
Wonderful, Suzuki-san!
She's flying!
She's fast!
She's flying!
She's fast!
But, looking at her from the front, she looks like a Coloreano god.
But, looking at her from the side, she's a wonderful flying bird.
She's flying! She's flying!
She's fast!
Wonderful!
How do you feel about her?
When I first saw her, I thought she was a good- looking woman.
- From the front? - Yes, I thought so.
- But, from the side... - From the side, she looks like a seaman.
- She looks like a human-fish. - She's flying! She's flying!
She's a wonderful flying bird!
Lastly, please say something to the camera.
She's a good-looking woman whose back hair is pulled back.
She's flying!
Her back hair is flying!
While she's flying, please blow on her.
Wonderful!
Now, let's move on.
Next, we'll meet this person.
She's an idol group member, End Mike!
She's cool!
- How are you doing? - How are you doing?
Sunny!
What's that?
That's wonderful!
It's pointed in the direction of the god's hand!
If you throw this pipe, it will come back, right?
That's right.
That's good! How do you like it?
Well, I feel like I'm being pulled like this.
Do you feel some gravity on this side?
Yes, I can feel the weight right away.
- But it suits you. - Thank you.
Should I run like this?
- That's right. - That's wonderful!
Lastly, please say something to the camera.
No music. No life.
You can do it!
- Yes. - Yes.
- Please go to the tunnel seat. - Yes.
- This is good, isn't it? - Yes.
Can you sit next to me?
- Like this. - Oh!
- Like this. - Like this.
- The other way around. - The other way around.
Hold it. Hold it.
Yes, good morning!
Good morning!
This kind of close-knit relationship might be good.
Now, let's move on.
Next up is this person.
(IDOL)
Idling No. 1, Gato Sayaka!
Shaggy! Shaggy!
Oh, you can't fly, America!
That was wonderful!
That was amazing!
That was like a ninja falling to the ground!
That was wonderful!
Thank you!
It kind of reminded me of the band boom!
No, it wasn't!
It reminded me of the band boom!
I've been causing damage to people for a while now, and now I can attack like this!
I can attack like this!
Oh, that's nice!
Wonderful!
What's the highlight of today?
I think it's the fact that we made five of them.
Oh, no, it's six!
Six!
It's sharper than you think!
It's not just five of them!
That was wonderful, Gato!
Yes, thank you!
Lastly, would you like to say something to the camera?
You can work part-time all your life!
I know!
That was Barbie Boys!
Let's move on!
Next up is this person!
The 8th place in the final!
Honchi!
You're not that bad!
Thank you!
Honchi!
Yes?
You're not that bad, are you?
I'm pretty good!
I know!
I'm pretty good!
You're number one in the paper room, too!
No, I'm not!
You're number one in the paper room, too!
Help me!
It didn't harden well, did it?
No, it's pretty fine.
You're working hard here and here, aren't you?
No, it didn't harden.
You're just a stay-at-home worker.
It didn't harden.
It didn't harden, did it?
No, it didn't.
No, it's great.
The point is this pointy part.
It's this pointy part.
Isn't the back pretty pointy, too?
I think it's pretty pointy overall.
It's a shame about this part.
This is where Ponchi's nail sweetness comes out.
It's a shame, isn't it?
You're doing great in everything.
Thank you.
Lastly, please say something pointy to the camera.
I'm definitely number one.
You're working hard!
You're great.
You're working hard.
This member is great.
You're working hard.
You're great.
You're wonderful.
Let's move on.
Next is this person.
IDOLiNG No. 9 Yokoyama Ruby Can!
You're cool!
That's amazing!
Isn't it amazing?
As a voice actor, I would like you, Kaneta-san, to do it.
Is this okay?
This is how tall I am.
That's amazing!
Isn't it great?
It's cool, isn't it?
It's cool, it's cool.
It's cool, isn't it?
People will just come up to you.
People will come up to me.
Today, you're in the front.
You're in the front.
You're like "Tomorrow's Jo".
It's cool, isn't it?
Go like this.
Shining!
That's great!
Please say something to the camera.
Let's go out into the world!
Tomatoes!
You can fly anywhere in the world!
Let's move on.
Next up is this person.
Four idols!
Etomaria!
You can fly anywhere in the world!
And...
Thank you very much!
Experiment failed!
You have a lot of hair, don't you, Edo-chan?
Yes, I have a lot of hair.
These kind of spiky creatures and foods are delicious, aren't they?
Spiky creatures, like sea urchins and chestnuts, are delicious because they are protected.
What do you think of this hairstyle?
I really want to go to school.
I really don't like it!
It's a high-speed violation.
I really hate it.
But only idols can do this.
That's right. Thank you for your valuable opinion.
Please say something sharp to the camera.
Please.
Art is an explosion!
Edo-chan, you can put on glasses, can't you?
That's perfect!
Can you put on some glasses?
Thank you very much!
That's amazing!
Now, is it the last one?
Yes, it's the last one!
The last one to say something sharp is...
this person!
It's stopping!
Are you gonna continue?
It's stopping!
Someone bring me some meat!
Stand up, stand up, stand up!
Stand up!
That's good, Yaza-san! You're sharp today!
You're really sharp!
Thank you!
Yaza-san can't be helped!
Sharp Yaza-san!
How is it, being sharp today?
It's the best!
The best? The point is this one...
This one...
This one!
It's decided!
This is amazing!
Thank you!
It's the most powerful one here!
Thank you!
Then, Yaza-san...
Yes?
Lastly, say something sharp to the camera!
Yes!
Please!
I eat crabs and corals!
Thank you!
Wow!
Awesome!
They are a little dangerous today.
Everyone is really sharp. We have to be careful not to get hurt.
Everyone is sharp!
Are you all sharp?
No!
Are you sharp?
No!
Wow!
They are both sharp.
We can't hit each other.
Wow!
Can you see me?
Awesome!
What's wrong with your glasses?
It's wonderful!
It's not glasses. It's a microphone.
Now, we would like to decide who will win the Grand Prix.
It's difficult.
Are you all really sharp?
I didn't think I would be this sharp.
Stop it! Don't be too sharp!
You are too sharp!
I know you are too sharp!
Hold it!
Don't be too sharp!
Hold it!
I know you are too sharp!
That's right!
I can decide, right?
That's right! Please!
The Grand Prix?
Can you show me your sharpest part?
Your sharpest part.
Ms. Yama is over there!
The winner is...
Ms. Yokoyama!
Now, how do you feel, Yokoyama-san? You've won!
No, it's only because I've written it down!
You're talking in a weird way!
Now, lastly, everyone! Let's all end with a sharp blow!
Is that okay? Now, everyone, is that okay? Are you ready? Here we go!
One, two...
One more blow! One, two...
And that was the sharp hairstyle challenge!
Thank you!
"Idol Ring" 2nd Live "Daiji na Mono" will be on DVD soon!
It's been a year and a half since their formation, and here is their first season compilation!
"Idol Ring" 2nd Live "Daiji na Mono" June 18th, on sale!
Yokoyama-san's face is in the shadows, which is a bad thing.
Eto-chan, you're in the way! You're overreacting!
You're overreacting!
Yokoyama-san, clear the way! Clear the way! Clear the way!
Be careful! Don't get lost! Don't get lost in Eto- chan!
Now...
We have a summary here!
Yes, "Idol Ring" is accepting requests from members of "Idol Ring" to say things like this in this situation!
Yes! Then, let's go!
This request...
The members chosen for the Grand Prix...
Yes!
...will receive an autographed letter!
Yes!
Let's go! Today's theme is this!
When you're depressed and he's stubborn and you want to pat his head...
Idiot!
This is it! This is it!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! This is a fansummer name!
Yes! "Endless Love"-san received it!
Yes! Then, let's go!
First of all...
Yes! Um...
Bokujyu!
It's not "bokujyu"! It's "yazawa"!
You're in the way! You're in the way!
Yes! Let's go!
Um... "Yazawa-san", when you're depressed and he's stubborn and you want to pat his head...
Idiot!
That's wonderful.
What kind of situation is this?
It was good. You were cute.
Really?
You were really cute.
Then let's do it.
Yes.
Let's do it.
Okay.
This is...
What you think is quite a killing ability.
This is...
I'm sorry.
No, it was wonderful.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Yes.
Then...
Next...
Yokoyama-san!
Who is Yokoyama-san?
Yes.
Then let's do it.
Yokoyama-san's...
When you are depressed and he comes and shakes your head...
Stupid.
Wait a minute!
I did my best with my face in the shadows.
It might be better if you do it outside.
But I don't want to do this when I'm doing this kind of activity.
What do you mean by "this kind of activity"?
I don't want to go outside when I'm doing this kind of activity.
That's right.
Even though the light is shining on everyone's faces, I'm the only one who doesn't see it.
I feel a little lonely.
What kind of situation was that?
That was...
Okay, okay, it's too much for me to have this kind of hairstyle.
I see!
What is it? What is it?
It's too much for me to have this kind of hairstyle.
It's like you're trying too hard to eat a giraffe or some kind of food and your head is sticking out.
That's how it is.
Yes, thank you!
Thank you!
Now...
Look, Ponchi-san!
Yes!
Aren't you a hoarder?
No, I'm not!
Let's go! When Konchi-san was depressed, and he kept saying "ok, ok" to you, what kind of idiot was he?
Idiot!
Why did you do that?
What kind of challenge was that?
What kind of challenge?
It's like...
You kept saying "ok, ok" to me, didn't you?
I was a little pissed off.
Oh, because you kept saying "ok, ok" too much?
I also kept saying "ok, ok" too much...
You pretended to be crying and said "idiot"!
I kept saying "ok, ok" too much, didn't I?
You kept saying "idiot" too much, didn't you?
That's right, I kept saying "idiot" too much, didn't I?
Thank you very much, Konchi-san!
This is me, Mira!
Hey, hey, hey.
This is me, this is me.
This is me, Mira.
It's me, Mira.
Okay, let's move on.
When you're depressed and he's trying hard to cheer you up, you call him "idiot".
Idiot.
I knew it!
You're swimming in the deep sea.
I just swam in it.
I see.
Okay, it's time to say goodbye.
"kuji television" airs tomorrow night at 9 pm.
It's filled with gratitude for 10 years.
Don't miss it!
Lastly, let's say goodbye together.
From the camera's point of view, okay?
Let's say goodbye.
One, two...
Goodbye!
I'm sorry.
This is amazing, really.
This is amazing.
It's different, right?
It's different.
Right?
I'm at my limit.
Don't drink it!
Watch out for your eyes!
I hit my eye.
Kato-san, you're scary!
I hit my eye.
I thought I was going to die.
I hit it a little, right?
If you can't hit it, you can hit it back.
I'm weak, so I can't do it.
You're weak, right?
Okay, next up is Tonoka-san!
Thank you!
What should I do?
Ouch!
You're cool, Tonoka-san!
You look good in it.
You look like you're walking.
You look like you're in Shinjuku.
Not at all!
You look good in it.
Okay, let's go.
Tonoka-san's stupidity when he's depressed and tries to calm himself down.
Stupidity.
Cute! Cute!
But this is, you know, a girl's love.
What kind of situation is this?
I was thinking of making it really cute, but right now I'm feeling down.
Oh, you're feeling down right now?
Yes, I'm feeling down.
As expected of Yoshio-shi, you'll get hurt.
No, I'm not.
Really?
I'm scared of you guys today. I feel like I'm in debt.
I think Yoshio-san is waiting for this button to turn on.
Everyone, you can always borrow money.
Yoshio-san has been waiting for this for a long time.
Next up is Endo-san!
Endo-san!
This is bad, what should I do?
Yes.
What kind of stupidity will Endo-san tell us?
Let's go!
Endo-san's stupidity when he was feeling down and Yoshio-shi was holding his head up high.
Stupidity!
I was conscious of the flow.
At the end, when Maipur sank over here, it was sad.
"Ah, she's sinking already," I thought.
She's coming out a little.
She's coming out, Maipur.
Wow, that's wonderful.
But can you explain the situation?
Well, I became a shooting star.
You were a shooting star just now, right?
That's right.
And I flew away.
Ah, I should have wished for something.
Okay, next up is Kojima-san!
Yes, please!
Okay, let's go!
Kojima-san's stupidity when he was feeling down and Yoshio-shi was holding his head up high.
But I'm the fashion leader of the class.
You're the fashion leader of the class?
Yes, I am. I'm wearing this ribbon and I'm a first- class fashionista.
I do this and go to cool places.
You're the fashion leader of the class.
That's right, I'm the fashion leader of the class.
Kojima-san, you're gradually losing to gravity.
You can do it!
I can't lose!
You can do it!
Hold it until it ends!
It'll take some time.
Oh no, Sarah!
Come on, come on!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Now, moving on...
Yes?
Eto-chan...
It's Eto-chan!
Yes!
Eto-chan!
Eto-chan started the universe.
Big man, big man.
Now, let's see Eto-chan's stupidity when he was feeling down and Yoshio-shi was holding his head up high.
Big.
Big!
It was off!
Wow, you remembered it!
It was off!
Eto-chan?
Yes?
Eto-chan, what's wrong?
It's off!
Eto-chan...
What's wrong? Where did you learn that trick?
Well, it's been about a year and a half...
Oh, you learned how to move your glasses.
What did you remember?
What kind of situation is that?
Well...
This is...
This is a girl who failed her experiment.
Oh, you're a female professor who failed her experiment.
That's right.
And she said, "Don't be down. Don't fail. Don't be down."
And then...
It has nothing to do with glasses.
So...
She failed her experiment!
Oh, you were wearing glasses at first!
I was wearing glasses.
I see.
And you said, "It's okay."
I said, "It's okay."
It's okay.
Don't worry about me after this.
I will worry about you!
Yes, thank you very much!
Thank you!
Wow!
What should we do?
Now, it's the last one!
What should we do?
The last one!
Ika-ten Kato!
Ika-su Band Tango!
Let's go!
When Kato-san is depressed and he tries to cheer her up,
she says "idiot"!
Stop it! Stop it! Idiot!
Amazing! Amazing!
Amazing!
Ah! Ah! Kato-san!
Ah! Ah!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Ah! I'm sorry!
How is it? I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You have to buy it properly, okay?
Now, Masuno-san!
Can you tell us
how you felt?
Well...
What was the judging criteria?
Idiot! Idiot!
Idiot was cute!
Everyone, you were amazing today!
You were amazing and cute!
That's right...
Well...
Yadaba-san!
Yes, today...
Yadaba-san!
Yes!
It's sold at the stationery store near here, okay?
Yes, please buy it at the stationery store!
Yes, that's all for today!
This has been "Judging Request"!
Bye-bye!