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Idoling, it's starting.
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♪ With a dazzling smile on your face ♪
♪ Oh my heart ♪
In the ancient war, I remembered the place I had been thinking of.
Will you dance with me?
A running road of light and shadow.
Even now, I'm obsessed with him.
There are times when I just want to turn around a little.
I'll fight with love and courage and pride in my heart.
Gradually, my heart is attracted to you.
You're a piece of hope in this world.
I'm sure everyone wants to have eternity.
Even if I pretend not to care at all, look, I'm in love with you.
Let's fly out of this endless darkness.
(Idol)
I'm sorry for showing you a flying radish at the beginning.
It's started. I'm MC of Idol Ring, Masumoto.
I'm TV announcer, Saito Maiko. Nice to meet you.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idols to become one of them.
This program is broadcast every Thursday at 2:40 p.m.
Let me introduce you. This is Idol Ring.
Let me introduce you. Today's theme is "Cooking you want to make at least once".
First, Ms. Kato.
I'm Kato Saika, the first member of Idol Ring.
"Cooking you want to make at least once" is...
Over there.
I'm Endo Mai, the last member of Idol Ring.
"Cooking you want to make at least once" is...
Meat in a pie.
I'm Etomaria, the second member of Idol Ring.
"Cooking you want to make at least once" is...
Nikujaga.
I'm Honchi, the eighth member of Idol Ring.
"Cooking you want to make at least once" is...
Gomchaio.
Nikujaga, nikujaga.
I'm Mika Yokoyama, the second member of Idol Ring.
"Cooking you want to make at least once" is...
Paella.
I'm Suzuka Morita, the eleventh member of Idol Ring.
"Cooking you want to make at least once" is...
Potato chips.
I'm Serina, the seventeenth member of Idol Ring.
"Cooking you want to make at least once" is...
Soup halsam.
I'm Serina, the twelfth member of Idol Ring.
"Cooking you want to make at least once" is...
Spaghetti.
Finally, I'm Kisumi Miyagi, the twenty-seventh member of Idol Ring.
"Cooking you want to make at least once" is...
Mom's taste of...
Nikujaga.
That's all for today.
Let's get excited!
I did the recording of the first half.
Kato, Iina is coming out.
Takiguchi!
Yes!
You just got on the front line, so you can't get it, but you can get it.
Be careful!
Yes!
Iina!
Yes!
Kato!
Yes!
If Takiguchi comes out on the front line, put out a cross ball from there and get it.
Iina!
Yes!
Tonokawa!
Yes!
Don't worry about it and come out on the front line!
Iina!
Yes!
Yazawa!
Yes!
Tonokawa, can you take care of the ball when it slips?
Iina!
Yes!
This kind of tiredness is what makes you laugh!
Yes!
Now is the chance!
"IDOLiNG" has a drama even after the show is over!
"UP UP, DOWN DOWN" song!
Yes!
Now!
It's a famous song, "UP UP, DOWN DOWN" song!
Yes!
Today is the first time for everyone in their second year of high school, isn't it?
Yes!
What kind of face will you make?
Yes!
I'm looking forward to it!
Now!
Let's go!
Yes!
As idols, in order to improve your facial expressions,
you will have a "gesture quiz" in which you will only use your facial expressions to answer a given topic!
"UP UP" face gestures!
You will be divided into two teams and compete in a competition format.
Each team will have one minute and five minutes to answer correctly.
And!
For the winning team...
Let's heal your face with gestures!
Here!
TSURIMU BEAUTY HOUSE
Delicious!
This alone is not a report, right?
Right!
It's not a report!
As expected of "BEAUTY HOUSE"!
Right!
Well!
Let's start right away!
First, the leading team!
Kato-san!
Yes!
Eto-san!
Yes!
Yokoyama-san!
Morita-san!
Asashita-san!
Yes!
You can do it!
Start!
Takisaki Shiro!
Takayoshi Hatake!
Wow!
What?
Is it electricaltech?
Dressing ward!
Um...
MISIE!
Yep!
Oh!
Amazing!
It's a creature, isn't it?
Butterfly!
Seagull!
Seagull! Butterfly!
Correct!
Oh, amazing! The hint is very similar, isn't it?
Yes, we have this at home. An ancient boy...
Washer machine! Washer machine!
Washer machine!
Run away!
Demon!
Ghost!
Hot, hot, hot, hot!
Ghost!
Hot, hot, hot, hot!
Kazan!
Typhoon!
When it gets cooler!
Snowstorm!
Eruption!
No, no, no!
Kangan! Monsoon!
No, no, no!
Kangan! Monsoon!
No, no, no!
More smaller ones!
Rocks!
No, no, no!
Meteorites!
No, no, no!
What else?!
Fireworks!
House is on fire!
Forget it!
Answer!
Okay, we'll give you this one!
- What is it? - Spoilers! Spoilers!
- Donguri! - Goal!
- Goal! Goal! - No, no, no.
- Goal! Goal! - For the goal...
- Goal! - Shoot!
- Goal!
- Wow! - Yes.
- What?! - What?!
- Edo Harumi-san! - Wrong!
- In a way! In a way, it's correct! - What?!
- Window wiper! - It's an electrical appliance, isn't it?
- What?! - What?!
- Fan! - Beep, beep, beep!
- Television! - Ah! Ah!
- Air... Air... Air... - Air... Air...
- Yes.
- Edo-san's weird face! Weird face!
- In a way! In a way! - Um... Edo-san's weird face!
- In a way! - Edo-san's weird face!
- It's not "in a way", is it? - But...
- Glasses! - You can eat it! You can eat it!
- You can eat it?! - It's small and you can eat it!
- Onigiri! - Huh?
- It's not ramen, it's... - Bread! Bread!
- Kachiba! - Candy! Candy!
- Edo-pan! - Gum!
- Edo-pan! - Glasses!
- Beans with pizza! - Pizza! Pizza!
- Pizza!
- Okay! Nagayama-san's... - Godzilla!
- Godzilla?! - Ah, gorilla!
- Yes! - Whoa!
- Awesome!
- What?! - Too sexy! way too sexy!
- Summer's fine, right? - Summer...not summer. Cold… inappropriate.
- Freezing, right? - It's cool, isn't it? - Shiranui! - No, no, Hiougi password! - There's a sound, a sound, a sound.
- Bird world. - Shibu variable. - Ah. - Xu world.
- Godzilla, Godzilla, Godzilla! - Sensei! - Run! - Lion, Lion, - I'm slow. - I like it! - Beh call call call call.
- Please! - I like it! - I like it! - What!? - This is it! - Isn't it this one?
Settai Yokoyama!
Bowling!
That's correct!
It's going to be clean!
The floor is going to be clean!
Stool!
That's it!
Next challenge!
This is difficult!
It's cold!
It's a comedian!
It's an entertainer!
Nabeatsu!
Typhoon!
A thunderstorm!
A fire!
A spirit!
That's a terrible hint!
A blowfish!
A child!
A balloon!
A child!
A jet coaster!
It's cold!
A snowmobile!
That's incorrect!
What is it, Jimmy-chan?
It looks like it! It looks like it!
It doesn't talk at all!
It's a monkey!
A demon! A demon!
That's correct!
What is it?
It's a face! It's a face!
It's an animal!
A snake! A snake!
That's correct!
It's a fruit!
A mango! A mango! A pineapple! A strawberry!
That's correct!
Idiot!
Congratulations! Idiot!
It's a mosquito! A mosquito!
A mosquito?
A cockroach! A cockroach!
A mosquito! A mosquito!
That's incorrect!
The correct answer is...
17!
Amazing!
Everyone, please hold this.
Let's look at the best faces.
Here is the best face of the first team!
Here it is!
Are you worried?
There are a lot of them!
Are you okay with it?
I did my best!
Do you think it's not mine?
It's okay!
It's cute!
Wait!
Why are the second graders so cute?
Like me!
Like the players!
It's your "just in time"!
"Just in time"!
It was too "just in time" for you!
It was the softest!
The best faces of the first team are...
17!
This is really close!
Can you say you're an idol with this on your chest?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
You have a curse!
A curse! A curse!
I'm sorry!
Idol Club Health Team, 17!
Next, High School Team, please come out!
Yes!
Next up is...
Enno Moronjii-san, Nakano-san, Miyake-san!
And since one person isn't enough, I will...
Come out!
She's a professional! A professional!
She's eating with this, isn't she?
Thank you!
Now, let's begin!
Yes!
High School Team's "Up Up, Down Down" song, start!
Food!
Starfish?
Like this, with holes in it.
Candy!
Oh, it's a cat!
Food with holes in it! If only one came out...
Hole? Hole?
With holes in it and it's long...
Cucumber!
No, it's not a cucumber!
Put in the cucumber! Put in the cucumber!
Chikuwa?
Chikuwa is correct!
Nice, nice scent!
It's refreshing!
Wind? Breeze?
A little more!
Kashidone?
No!
Chūji?
Chūji is correct!
Congratulations!
Really?
You're right!
Ah, sorry!
What's wrong with you?
Sorry!
My jaw and everything is sore!
What? Your neck?
My jaw and everything is sore!
It's sore, but...
Alright, Chūji.
Here you go.
My ears are sore!
It's hot in here!
What is it?
Motion?
Clouds and...
Tire?
Tire is correct!
Oh, yes, yes.
That is...
Elevator?
Uniform?
No, no, no.
What is it?
White!
White?
White and...
Stretchy?
White and...
Mochi is correct!
Goldfish!
It's flying!
It's flying?
It's flying. It's an insect, isn't it?
Squid?
It's not eating a lemon, is it?
What is it?
Seaweed?
It's true!
That's mean of you, Kintō.
Seaweed!
Seaweed is correct!
The correct answer is kohira.
First challenge!
Yes, first challenge!
Yes, do your best!
Ah!
It's sour!
Shua shua shua shua shua!
Ah!
Carbonated?
Carbonated drink?
Sprite!
Cola!
Cola is correct!
And...
What? What's in the middle?
Ah, it's coming back!
Go! It's coming back!
Boomerang?
Boomerang is correct!
Oh, wow!
Ah, it's dangerous!
Bang!
Bang! Bang!
Pistol?
No, no, no.
Gun?
Bomb?
Shotgun?
Bang! Bang!
Bowling?
One shot!
No, no...
One shot... where do you shoot?
Set fire to the passing line...
Bang!
Dynamite?
Dynamite is correct!
Ah, I know!
This guy recently...
Ah! Eto Maria!
Eto Maria is correct!
Eto Maria...
Ah, I see.
There are several of them.
There are many of them.
Fruits?
Fruits are correct!
Grapes!
Grapes is correct!
Cute!
I've never seen such a lucky star before!
Racket? Racket?
What is it?
Pachinko!
Pachinko is correct!
Hitomi-chan is cute!
Fight!
Touching!
Touching is correct!
Fight is correct!
Cider!
Shoo!
Button?
Press the button and shoo!
Shoo?
What?
Shoot various contents.
Electric shock?
Room... what?
Make it!
Yes, that's right!
Cider is correct!
Pass!
This is...
This is easy!
Pass! Pass!
It's easy!
Somen! Soba!
Ramen!
Ramen is correct!
Look at her eyes!
Is she cute?
Her eyes are big!
Is she a lazy person?
No!
Is she a goldfish?
Goldfish is correct!
Look at her eyes!
Oh, that's good!
What is it?
Ears?
Nose?
Pass!
She doesn't like it!
It's difficult!
You know this, right?
Time's up!
It's difficult!
What is it?
So, the correct answer is...
15!
There are various best faces in this team.
Let's see!
The best face is...
This one!
This is...
Someone called me "Mr. Yazawa", but...
Yazawa's neck!
Yes! Neck!
If you say "nose" or "chin", I'll say "Mr. Yazawa"!
Yes! So...
Yes! Everyone, please take it!
Yes!
The first team is the winner!
Yes! The winner is the first team!
Wow!
Oh, that's good!
But you got it without hinting!
That's great!
That's a special project!
Yes! So...
That's all for "Up Up" face challenge!
Up Up!
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Are you Mani-idols?!
Yes, this is a fan summer request, I'm Samarik!
Yes, on the idling homepage, we receive requests from idling members saying things like "I want you to say this in this situation!"
Yes, let's get started. Today's fan summer request theme is this!
I'm not crying when I don't want you to see me cry!
You made it in time!
I made it in time!
Yes, this is a fan summer name.
It's from Asaba-san, Asaha-san.
Yes, thank you!
Yes, let's get started!
First, Morita-san!
It might be good if you were in the top 10.
Yes!
Yes, let's get started. "I'm not crying when I don't want you to see me cry!"
Don't cry, editor.
Thank you!
That's a strong way to say it!
That's a strong way of saying it!
I see.
That's our usual way of saying it.
I see. Isn't that great?
That's a good way of saying it.
She even knows that it's a good way of saying it.
As expected of her!
She knows it.
That's cute!
Now, what language will we use today, Honchi-san?!
I'm looking forward to it!
That's right.
This is the only place where you can see Fonchi in danger.
Now, let's go.
When you don't want people to see you cry, you don't cry!
Where are you?
Cute!
That's great.
You've been carrying a rice cooker lately, haven't you?
I haven't!
You haven't?
You haven't, have you?
I can really talk, you know.
Can you really talk?
Yes!
Where do you go on your days off?
Nyaban.
Nyaban!
It's a friend's house.
A friend's house?!
Nyaban!
Nyaban is a friend's house?
Yes. "Nya" means house and "ban" means friend.
I see.
Yes, it was wonderful.
Thank you!
Now, Asahi-san!
Yes!
It's your first time being 14 years old, right?
Yes!
Now, let's move on.
When you don't want people to see you cry, you don't cry.
I don't cry!
What is that?!
It's obvious you're in a bad mood.
It's not like that!
You don't cry.
What is that like?
It's like... I'm crying, but...
I don't want people to notice me.
You're starting to worry.
I'm worried.
I see.
Asahi-san, do you usually feel like that?
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
You don't have a daft stance like that?
I don't have a daft stance like that!
You don't have a daft stance like that?
I don't.
Now, let's move on...
Saichoro!
What is that?!
Don't call me Saichoro!
Kato-san, please come forward!
That's a good name!
Yes, it's wonderful.
From the day you were born, you've been supporting idols.
You've been supporting idols since they were born.
I haven't said "born" yet.
I haven't been born yet.
That's a serious denial.
I'm starting to lose my sense of humor.
I'm nervous!
Let's move on.
When you don't want people to see you cry, you're very cute.
You don't cry.
I don't cry.
What is that?!
What was that?
Wasn't that a heat wave?
I used a dialect just now.
Dialect?!
Naitoran is also...
Where are you from?
I'm from Nagoya.
You're from Nagoya?!
Yes.
Why are you suddenly pushing me away?
Because...
Because I thought it was nice!
That's right!
I thought it was nice!
The dialect boom has arrived.
At the beginning of the show, we'll show you a wonderful daikon performance.
I'm looking forward to it!
Maipuru!
Yes!
Okay, let's start.
When you don't want people to see you cry, you don't cry.
I don't cry.
I got nosebleed.
I think you don't want people to see you nosebleed more.
I got nosebleed.
What's going on?
Well, you know, I get nosebleed.
I didn't want people to see me nosebleed, but I got nosebleed.
Your blue nose.
My blue nose.
Was I that bad at acting?
I thought you could act more naturally.
You're getting worse and worse at acting.
It happens every time, doesn't it?
Yes.
Okay, next is Okoyama-san!
Okoyama-san, you're terrible!
You know, last time, Saito-san had a cake.
A birthday cake.
She had a cake in front of her room.
Do you know? There's a cake! There's a cake!
On top of the cake...
Well, you didn't notice it, but you put a script and tried to write it.
You were trying to write a memo on top of the cake!
No! I really couldn't see the cake!
No, no, no!
A white cake with a red strawberry on it!
It's so gorgeous!
It says "Happy Birthday"!
It says "Happy Birthday" on it!
What are you trying to write on top of it?!
No, no, no!
You were trying to write it on the bottom!
There was a melon cream on it!
I saw it! I saw it!
O.B.! O.B.! You're a horrible idiot!
You're a horrible idiot!
You're finally crying!
O.B.!
That's terrible!
Okay! Sonmei-sama-san, let's move on!
You don't cry when you don't want to see your face cry!
I don't cry...
Okoyama-san! What's wrong?!
This is... um... Tsundere... It's a Tsundere!
A Tsundere?!
Yes!
Is it a Tsundere's "tsun"?!
It's "tsun"!
Is that "tsun"?!
It's "tsun"!
What is it?!
It's like "nun"!
Why is it "nun"?!
Is it white?
Okay! Thank you!
Okay!
O.B.!
Okay! Next is Nagano-san!
Okay!
O.B.!
Okay! Let's go! When you don't want people to see you cry, you don't cry!
I don't cry!
What? Are you trying to get a job?
That's right!
With this!
No one will get a job with this!
Okay! Announcement!
Okay! On May 7th, from 12pm today, we will broadcast "Balance", which started this spring!
The second broadcast will be "c" and "g" shock! Please look forward to it!
Okay! Today, for the first time in my life, I did an up and down protest.
How is it? Are you getting used to it? Will there be more and more like this?
We will do our best!
Do you have a change of heart?
Yes!
Okay! We will announce the Grand Prix until "on"!
Okay! See you tomorrow!
Bye-bye!
Okay!
Now, we're in the on-demand mode.
Yes!
Okay, let's go.
Next...
Glasses!
No, no...
Um...
Glasses...
Um...
Staff-san, there's a lot of people wearing them.
It's rude, wearing glasses like that.
D-d-dirty glasses!
Female glasses!
Big glasses!
Big glasses, huh?
It's okay. Edo-chan is cute, you know?
You're cute.
You're cute, Edo-chan.
I'm seriously embarrassed. Seriously embarrassed.
Seriously embarrassed behind my back wearing dirty glasses.
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry! Sorry!
Just kidding! Just kidding!
Edo-chan... Edo-chan is cute, you know?
I'm sorry!
Here we go!
Please make it cute, Edo-chan!
It's cute, right?
It's cute!
Maria!
Use your glasses, okay?
Maria, you're wearing them because you're rebellious, right?
Okay, let's begin!
When you don't want people to see you cry, Maria's "I'm Not Crying"!
I'm not crying!
What's going on?
I don't cry in front of boys.
Why?
Because if I cry, it's like I lost.
I see.
I don't cry in front of boys.
It's a good thing.
If you cry, you'll be in trouble.
I see.
Yes, thank you.
Now, and...
In this segment, we have...
Maria and Onayoshi!
Miyake-san!
Oh my!
They're cute.
Yes.
Wait, what's with that hot voice?
You're wearing glasses or something!
Cute?!
I told you!
We're cute!
I told you!
Maria!
Maria, you're cute!
Your glasses are red, Maria!
They're red!
There's mud in them, Maria!
Yes!
Let's move on.
When you don't want people to see you cry, you don't cry.
I don't cry.
Cute!
Why?!
Cute!
It's different even if it's the same thing.
I wonder why.
Something's different.
It's better not to ask for it.
Even if it's the same thing.
It's okay, you can wear glasses.
You can wear glasses.
You only have glasses?!
You can keep your glasses!
Okay, okay.
Cute!
It's okay!
Cute!
You don't have to say "cute" anymore!
It's okay!
It's really cute!
Everyone, get married!
Men, get married!
It's okay!
It's cute!
Okay!
Dokuran and Henken...
No, last but not least!
I'll do it!
Saito-san! Saito-san! No jokes!
I'll do it as usual!
Saito-san's... It's hard to see Saito-san's face!
It's hard to see a woman's face!
Is that so?
Today...
Saito-san's fans, thank you for waiting!
I'm looking forward to it!
She's cute, she's cute.
Saito-san will do it.
Let's go.
When you don't want people to see you cry, you don't cry.
I don't cry...
She's cute!
She's 27 years old and she's serious!
She's cute!
It's like "Night Time"...
The settings are detailed!
It's cute!
It's not like that at all!
It's like "Doharaguro"!
It was fun!
Let's do the Grand Prix!
Shall we do it?
Yes!
The Grand Prix...
Let's see...
Was everyone cold?
No!
Maria and I look alike!
Maria looks like me a lot!
Maria and I look alike!
Let's see...
Horita-san!
You did it! Congratulations!
Congratulations!
You can download "not crying when you're not crying" from the show's website starting today, so please make sure you use it!
Yes, you can also download Eto-chan's funny side.
What?! That's enough! That's enough!
It's funny for a month!
I don't like it!
Let's spread it around the world!
Please do!
Everyone, please download it!
Wait!
Let's spread it!
Yes, and with that, it's been Handsome Requestation!
Goodbye!