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Bang! Here we go!
I'm all alone on the other side of the city
The endless wind is blowing and I'm all alone
Where is the place that makes you want to cry?
Put a X on it and grow up a little
Even if it's a very, very tough wall
For some reason, the courage and power to break it all
sprout from the very, very tough people
Maybe it's the hand of kindness I suddenly showed you
Even if it's a very, very sad time
For some reason, the courage and power to overcome it all
sprout from the very, very kind people
Maybe it's because of their toughness
Now, let's start!
Zidon!
Idling!
I'm your host, Maso! Nice to meet you!
I'm your host, Morimoto Saika! Nice to meet you!
This show is for idling girls who are growing up as idol singers
and want them to become a millionaire.
Let me introduce you to this show,
which airs today at 2:40 p.m.
It's "Idling"!
Let me introduce myself.
Today's theme is "From Today to May"!
My goal for May is...
First of all, Ms. Kato!
I'm idling No. 1, Kato Saika!
My goal for May is to go to the gym more than 20 times!
I'm idling No. 2, Koizumi Rumi!
My goal for May is to read a lot of books!
I'm idling No. 3, Endo Mai!
My goal for May is to eat cauliflower!
I'm idling No. 9, Yokoyama Rurika!
My goal for May is to study 10 minutes a day!
I'm idling No. 10, Morita Suzuka!
I'll study hard in May!
I'm idling No. 12, Kawamura Yui!
In May...
In May, I'll study hard!
Yes, I'm 13 year-old Serina Nagano.
What I want to do in May is...
I want to have a small face roller until I buy it!
Yes, I'm 14 year-old Hitomi Sakai.
My goal in May is...
I don't get sick in May.
I'm 17 year-old Miyaki Hitomi.
What I want to do in May is...
I want to get full marks in school test.
Thank you very much!
Now, we will end this program with these nine people.
By the way, Kobayashi-san is on leave again due to some circumstances.
And these people.
Today, we will play mobility baseball.
What is it?
Today, we will play mobility baseball.
Yes, let's do our best!
Let's get excited!
You did well in the first half of the game.
Do your best, Lina.
Takiguchi!
Yes!
You came out of the front line first, so you can't catch it, but you can catch it.
Be careful.
Yes!
Lina!
Eto!
Yes!
Kato!
Yes!
When Takiguchi comes out of the front line, get a cross ball out of there and catch it.
Lina!
Yes!
Tonoka!
Yes!
Don't worry about it and come out of the front line.
Lina!
Yes!
Tezawa!
Yes!
When Tonoka slips, catch it.
Lina!
Yes!
It's only when you're tired like this that you can catch it.
Yes!
Now is your chance!
Idling has a drama even after the show is over.
Quiz! Men's Shampoo!
Now, it's time for a new project!
This new project, "Quiz! Men's Shampoo,"
is a segment where you smell men's shampoos and guess which shampoo they're using.
Several men will appear in this segment,
and you will have to guess which shampoo they're using from these ten types of shampoos.
In order to survive in the entertainment world,
you need an exquisite sense of smell, as famous Hiraka Gennai says.
You have to be able to smell men's shampoos.
Koizumi-san, you're confident in your sense of smell, right?
Yes, I like smelling things, so I'm confident this time.
What kind of smell do you like?
The smell of pee.
You should have told me!
Now, it's time for you to guess which shampoo you're using.
What kind of shampoo do you use?
Do you have any in here?
Yes, we do!
This is a famous shampoo that you use a lot, right?
Yes, we've used it a lot.
So you're pretty good at it, right?
We're not good at smelling things.
The smell of the shampoo and the smell of shampoo after washing your hair may be slightly different.
Now, it's time for you to smell men's shampoos.
Who is it?
This time...
Who is it?
It's the program staff!
It's not me!
I'd like you to smell the shampoos of the famous ADs who work hard every day.
Before we started recording, we had them shampoo their hair in the bath at Fuji TV.
Here it is!
It's like this, right?
And...
After shampooing, everyone...
It looks like you guys feel refreshed.
It looks fun!
And after shampooing...
It looks like this!
It's fun, isn't it?
It's fun until you throw the pillow.
It's great and fun.
It was a fun school trip night.
Before we start, there are 10 types of shampoo, so please check the scent thoroughly.
I've never used "success".
I want to smell "success", too.
It smells like men.
It's refreshing.
There may be many men who smell like that.
It smells like sea breeze.
It's great.
It looks like pine trees.
It's great.
It looks like a pine tree on your way home.
Everyone, the camera is rolling.
This is me.
As expected of Kato-san, you can see it even while you're smelling it.
Don't make me embarrassed.
Time's up!
I don't know!
It's great, isn't it?
It's great.
Everyone, please go back.
I don't know!
I don't remember.
It's embarrassing!
It's great, isn't it?
Now, let's move on to the questions.
For those of you who answered correctly this time, you will receive these 10 types of shampoos as a set.
It's great!
You can get all of them at a high price.
It's great!
Good luck!
Here is the first participant.
The first one is Uematsu-kun of BAMNI ERI.
Uematsu-kun!
Now...
As you saw in the photo earlier, you were shampooing.
Yes.
How did you feel while you were shampooing?
I didn't take a bath for two days.
Yes.
I felt bad while I was shampooing.
You had some oil on your head.
I didn't take a bath for two days.
Why didn't you take a bath for two days?
I couldn't take a bath.
I was busy.
You couldn't take a bath because you were busy?
I was busy.
It means you're doing your best for your fans.
That's right.
But you feel refreshed, don't you?
I feel refreshed.
Yes.
Let's start with Kato-san first.
Yes.
Uematsu-san.
Please smell it.
Is it because you have long hair?
It smells like it.
It smells like it, doesn't it?
Ah!
How is it?
Ah! What is this?
Hmm?
It smells like fresh persimmon.
Fresh persimmon?
Is it fresh persimmon, Uematsu-san?
Eh?
Did you really wash it?
Eh? Really?
Did you really wash it?
Does it have a lot of oil?
Yes.
It only smells like persimmon.
Yes.
Next, Kojimi-san.
Eh?
Don't do it!
It's because you guessed it, isn't it?
Eh? What is it?
Please smell it properly.
Eh? Isn't it the smell of shampoo?
Hmm?
Hmm? What is it?
Eh?
It's good if you touch here.
You touch the back of your head.
Fuyamatsu-kun's hair doesn't look good.
No, it smells like cigarettes.
Are you smoking?
Yes.
Yes, next is Eriko-san.
It's funny!
What is it?
It looks like a pipe.
Hmm?
It's like...
It's like your own nose.
It smells like salt.
Salt!
Salt?
Yes.
It's not like that.
Fuyamatsu-kun's hair doesn't look good.
What is it?
Isn't it like your own nose?
It smells like salt.
It's like your own nose.
The smell should be hidden in it.
Fuyamatsu-kun's hair doesn't look good.
Hmm?
Yes!
Can you touch it?
What is it?
I don't know.
Yes.
Eh?
Is it the smell of your head?
It's the smell of your head, right?
I think you can smell it in it.
It's an interesting smell.
Is it the smell of your head?
Hmm...
It can't be.
Okay, camera, please!
It smells like your head.
Oh, you're starting from there.
That's amazing!
It's not like...
It's not like Asakusa, is it?
It's not Asakusa, is it?
I'm okay.
You're okay?
Yes.
You have a good nose!
That's right.
Although it's a moustache.
Eh?
Although it's a moustache.
Moustache?
I believe in my own sense of smell.
Okay!
That's hard!
It's hard!
It may be different in various parts.
I don't know!
It's hard!
It's a faint smell of my head.
It's a faint smell of my head, right?
Have you ever seen a camera move like this?
No, I haven't.
I don't know anymore.
Everyone's sense of smell is getting worse.
Where is the most smelly part of your head?
Where is it? Is it around your mouth?
Excuse me.
Is it around your mouth?
Miyazaki area.
You shampooed and rinsed it, right?
Shampoo.
Only shampoo?
It's around your mouth.
It's a faint smell of my head.
My nose is stuffed.
It's a faint smell of my head.
It's around your mouth.
No?
I don't know.
It's a faint smell of my head.
I don't know at all.
It's a faint smell of my head.
Yes, it's a faint smell of your head.
Everyone, is it okay?
It's a faint smell of your head.
There was a faint smell of shampoo in there.
Everyone, please use shampoo that you think Eimatsu-san is using.
As expected of Eiki-san.
Shampoo that you can use like this.
You shampooed it, right?
How many times did you wash it?
If you haven't washed it for a while, it won't get better.
It's better to wash it twice, right?
After I got drunk and washed it for 3-4 minutes, my head started hurting.
The side effects.
It's like that.
Is it over?
Yes, it's over!
Now, let's look at them one by one.
Go ahead!
"Macheri", "Aziens", "Essentials", "Success", "Aziens", "Merit"
"Harvard Essence", "Macheri" "Vidal Sassun"
Where did you get it from, Kato-san?
It was kind of sweet and fruity.
"Macheri" was kind of fruity.
I felt like it had the sweetest scent.
There are two people who wrote "Aziens".
Koyuki-san and Morita-san.
It's kind of faint, isn't it?
That's right. I use "Aziens" too, so it's kind of aftertaste.
Aftertaste?
Aftertaste.
The aftertaste remains.
You have the aftertaste.
It remains.
I see.
Now, what is the correct answer?
Uematsu-san, please give us the correct answer.
What shampoo do you use?
"Vidal Sassun"!
Everyone is using it!
So, is Miyake-san the only one with the correct answer?
Miyake-san is correct!
Did you understand what Miyake-san said?
She said she hasn't taken a bath for two days.
If it's not something you use in a beauty salon,
I don't think the smell of oil will go away.
I see!
She read it all the way.
Uematsu-san, why do you use "Vidal Sassun"?
Because of the name.
"Vidal Sassun"!
Thank you very much.
Now, let's move on to the second one.
This person.
Aota-san of Eri.
Aota-san, what are you using?
How was it?
It was pretty soft.
It was pretty short, right?
Until then, you didn't really wash your hair, right?
It felt good, right?
Now, let's have you smell it.
Let's move on to the third one.
It's short, so it's close to scalp.
That's why it's good, right?
Go ahead.
But it's really strong, isn't it?
What is it?
What is it? What is it?
Does it smell pretty strong?
It's a weird video.
What is it?
It smells really good.
It smells good.
Yes, it smells good.
Yes, it's correct!
What is it? What is it?
Next!
Everyone, please say it.
What is it? What is it?
Please smell it.
It smells good.
Ah, this is...
It smells like Lurica.
It's new! It's new!
Does it smell like this?
It smells like Lurica.
Ah, it's correct!
It smells like Yokoyama.
Ah, it smells good.
It smells good!
I think I know what it is.
Tamura-san, what do you think?
It's a bug.
It's not a bug. It should smell like that.
I think I know what it is.
Everyone, please say it.
I know it. I know it.
Please smell it thoroughly.
Make sure you use the shampoo in your bag.
Excuse me.
Your hair is soft.
It's not soft. It's hard.
I found white hair.
It smells worse than before.
Really?
Do you want to smell it?
But I don't know what smell it is.
There must be something in it.
Are you ready?
It's over.
It's difficult.
I may not know the name.
I know it.
What shampoo was it?
Write your answer in the comment section.
It smells worse than before.
I want to smell it.
It smells good.
But I don't know what smell it is.
It smells worse than before.
But I don't know what smell it is.
It smells like middle school students' hair.
It's over.
Please stand up.
Is there anyone who knows the answer?
Which shampoo do you use?
Is there anyone who doesn't know the answer?
Is Mr. Sato right?
Mr. Sato, why do you like it?
I want to become an Asian beauty.
No way! You can't!
Ms. Kato, how did you know?
The softness of my hair.
Softness? Does it get soft?
Yes, my hair gets really soft.
The texture of my hair.
And the way it feels and smells.
I see, isn't it wonderful?
But Ms. Kato, you're correct!
Thank you very much!
Let's move on to the next question!
It's this person!
It's Ms. Eri Sawada!
I don't have soft hair!
It's because you have short hair!
Ms. Sawada, how did you feel about today's meeting?
Was it perfect?
It must have ended well.
Now!
What did Ms. Sawada use?
Please write down your answers!
It doesn't smell! It doesn't smell!
You haven't smelled it yet!
It doesn't smell!
It looks like it!
It looks like it's a merit.
It's like a muse.
Muse?
No way!
It smells like a product.
That's good! That's good! That's good! That's good!
What is this?
I know! I know!
Weird show!
It's not adult content!
I know! I know!
Now...
I don't know!
I know!
There is something called "shampoo smell".
Write it down! Write it down! Write it down!
What is this?
What? Kamura-san, what is it?
You're really a middle schooler.
Middle schooler?
Middle schooler!
If you're not careful, you'll be in elementary school.
Wow, that's amazing.
Don't talk about your scalp!
What shampoo did you use?
I don't know about your hair, but I don't know about you.
Okay, that's it!
Did you write it down properly?
Then, what shampoo did you use?
Write it down in one go!
Oh, I see.
It's like Ken Bob's bush.
Okay, that's it!
Now, please show us your performance!
Essentials, Tsubaki, Merit, Essentials, Essentials, Merit, Sucks...
Sucks...
Sucks is...
An instrument, right?
White Tsubaki, Red Tsubaki and Essentials are common.
White Tsubaki?
I don't know!
That white one is...
It's Lux.
Is Lux okay?
It's Tsubaki.
There's no white Tsubaki?
Red Tsubaki.
The reason I thought it was white Tsubaki is...
Then I'll go with red Tsubaki.
Red Tsubaki, okay.
Why Essentials?
Essential-like face.
You're already using Essentials, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Do you have a new performance, Sarah-san?
Now, please show us your performance.
What is the jump you're using?
Oh, both hands!
Oh, oh, oh!
Wow!
That's good!
It's like a snuff smell.
Tsubaki!
You're using Tsubaki, aren't you?
Why are you using Tsubaki?
That's right.
I saw it in a commercial and admired it.
You don't have it, do you?
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Wonderful!
You did it!
Now, the last person I'd like to introduce is this person!
Mansa-san!
Since you washed your hair last time,
here's the pattern.
Ah, it's cute!
It's cute!
Let's wash it first.
Let's smell it one by one.
Everyone, please.
It only smells like cigarettes.
How is it?
Can I touch it?
What is it?
It's amazing!
How is it?
Your scalp is so beautiful!
I'm so happy!
Your scalp is so beautiful!
I'm so happy!
I want to touch it!
Everyone, hurry up and smell it!
Hurry up and smell it!
What is it?
Those of you who haven't touched it yet, please change places.
What is it?
Ah, it's kind of...
It's funny!
It smells like something I've never smelled before.
Ah, this is scary.
Okay! Are you ready?
Time's up!
Eh, really?
Please go back.
Eh, really?
Okay! Please write down your answer on the flipboard!
I don't know!
It's really soft, isn't it?
It's really rough, but is it okay?
Don't say it like you're in an old man's place!
It's rough!
Are you ready?
Okay!
Before that, we have an announcement!
Yes!
Eh, this weekend is Bundesliga!
May 1st and 3rd...
Eh...
Stuttgart against Frankfurt!
And more!
Please watch it!
Okay, everyone!
All together now!
Open!
Oh, the winners are...
Sunny, Mashelly, Essential, Agence, Angel's Moves, Fabulousness, and Success!
Now, Ms. Must!
Ms. Must's shampoo is...
Which one is it?!
What is it?!
It's suspicious!
It's not it!
It's not!
Eh?!
Wait, who is it?!
Who is it?!
merit
ASIUS!!!!!
Sincerely appreciated!
I'm glad you came!
You really are a blockbuster
[Laughs]
What is it?
The correct answer is Michael's goddess, isn't it?
Yes!
Congratulations!
[Applause]
It's a mess.
I don't know what's going on.
It's a mess.
It felt really good.
It feels good, doesn't it?
I was praised a lot.
Your scalp?
I was praised for washing it well.
But compared to AD-sans, it smells really good.
The smell of your scalp is really good.
Basically, I can't get everything dirty.
What is it?
I can't get it dirty.
What is it?
For example, you go to a muddy place and you fall down, right?
Because you can't get anything dirty.
No way!
You don't even sweat.
What is it? Are you an idol?
I don't have a single nosebleed.
I can't get it dirty at all.
Why is that?
So today, everyone smelled a lot of different things.
What did you think of this project?
The smell of men's scalp...
It smelled too fresh.
It smelled too fresh?
Yes.
What smelled too fresh?
The smell of human scalp.
My head hurts.
It smelled like human scalp.
It smelled too fresh.
My head hurts.
What does it smell like for girls?
For girls...
It smells good.
It smells really good.
Sometimes you should smell curry like this.
Curry like this?
Ah, I see.
I'm the only one who smells like curry like this.
I see.
That's how it is.
We might smell something else again.
For now, Miyake got 2 points.
Wow!
Next, let's smell something else.
No!
Is it for each member?
Huh?
Is it for each member?
No, it's the opposite.
A.D. will smell something else.
No!
And which shampoo do you use?
I don't like it!
I don't like shampoo!
This has been Men's Shampoo!