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All alone in a corner of the city
Endless wind blows and I'm all alone
I wonder where it is that makes me want to cry
Add two circles and grow up a little
A messy and painful wall suddenly
For some reason, courage and power explode
A messy and painful wall suddenly
For some reason, kindness comes to me
A messy and sad wall suddenly
For some reason, courage and power explode
A messy and kind wall suddenly
For some reason, righteousness comes to me
Idling!
I've learned a lot about the pace-type of idling with 4 songs.
I'm looking forward to working with you.
I'm Yoko Asano, a senior announcer.
Thank you for having me.
This program is for idling girls who are growing up in a new environment
to become one of them.
It's called "Nara Shunten".
It airs every Wednesday and Thursday at 2:40 p.m.
Let me introduce you to idling girls!
Thank you!
Let me introduce you! Today's theme is "the moment you thought you were done for", Kato-san!
I'm idol number one, Kato Saaka!
"The moment you thought you were done for" is when Kumakiri Asami got her qualification for professional dance.
I was done for!
I'm idol number two, Eto Maria!
"The moment you thought you were done for" is when the two of you joined us!
I'm idol number five, Takiguchi Mina!
"The moment you thought you were done for" is when
half of the new members were Kansai people!
I'm idol number six, Azai Suzuka!
"The moment you thought you were done for" is when I was brought a picture of my school uniform!
I'm idol number eleven, Morita Suzuka!
"The moment you thought you were done for" is when I thought I bought a salmon rice ball, but it came with something else!
I'm idol number thirteen, Nagano Serina!
"The moment you thought you were done for" is when I slipped!
I'm idol number sixteen, Kachou Mi!
"The moment you thought you were done for" is when I had a nosebleed in the middle of a crossroad!
I'm idol number seventeen, Miya Kite Mi!
"The moment you thought you were done for" is when I saw freshly baked bread in a bakery as soon as I finished the register!
I'm idol number eighteen, Michelle Miki!
"The moment you thought you were done for" is when I bought something new and it was on sale the next day!
So cute!
Okay, today we have these cute nine girls...
Wait a minute!
Okay, let's have some fun!
"The moment you thought you were done for" is when I saw freshly baked bread in a bakery as soon as I finished the register!
I'm glad you did a good job with the first half.
Takeuchi! You idiot!
You can do anything you can do in the first half!
Morita! Asagi!
You can do anything you can do in the second half!
Don't give up! Don't give up!
If you're tired, laugh!
Yes!
Laugh!
Yes!
There's a lot of laughter!
There's a lot of stupidity that can only be seen after the show!
The first digital edition Grand Prix!
We've been doing various things like changing faces and riding, but finally digital has arrived!
It's the latest digital edition of the show.
Yes, please tell us about it!
Yes, it's on this computer.
It's a graphic software photo booth that allows you to take humorous photos using various effects.
But this time, we're going to use the photo booth and decide on the Grand Prix among the weird-faced photos that the members have taken!
Yes!
This is called an effect.
Yes!
You can do various things like this!
Wow!
There are various kinds!
Let's try it!
Yes!
One!
Which one do you want?
Let's stretch it out!
Stretch it out!
Which one do you want?
Stretch it out!
It looks like fun!
Stretch it out!
There's only "dororu" in "dorakueiwan"
"wan" is the only thing that comes up
Here are the winners of the Grand Prix!
Rapport's meals are on sale!
Rapport is out!
Good luck!
Let's get started!
First, Yadoha-san!
Yadoha-san, you're already a "hengou queen"
The shooting is over, right?
It's over!
How was the shooting?
When digital comes in, I don't need it anymore!
I see, you can transform yourself in many ways
Do you have a theme?
The theme is...
beauty!
Beauty!
It can be interesting and cute at the same time!
I see!
It's a fix! A fix!
That's not it!
I understand!
Let's take a look!
Yadoha-san's digital "hengou" is this!
It's good! It looks like a receipt will come out of it!
It's good!
It's cute!
Yadoha-san's digital "hengou" is this!
It's cute!
Yadoha-san's digital "hengou" is this!
That's the meaning of "cute"!
It's cute!
It's good!
It's amazing!
Isn't it better like this?
It's cute!
Isn't it better like this?
I want to see it on DVD!
I want to see it!
I want to edit it!
I want to see it!
Okay!
Yadoha-san's digital "hengou" is this!
What will we do for 10th place?
For now, it's 1st place!
Okay!
Isn't it wonderful?
It's wonderful!
Okay!
Let's take a look at the next one!
Who was next?
Kato-san!
Kato-san, right?
Yes, Kato-san!
Do you have a theme for it?
For me...
I don't have a theme...
It's like...
I'm just being me...
It's digital...
I see...
I didn't make it up at all!
A natural...
Yes, a natural...
A natural facial expression...
You made it digital...
Yes!
I made the most of it!
I see!
Let's take a look!
Kato-san's digital "hengou" is...
It's this!
What is this?
Why is this here?
This is...
This area is being cleaned, isn't it?
She seems to have a bad breath.
Why is this here?
This is how her face looks like in her heart.
What is this? What does it mean?
Her face looks red.
I can't see it.
Her weapon is her nostril.
She looks like she can fly well.
You should hold it here.
Who is in 10th place?
Is it Kato-san?
Kato-san is in 1st place.
I'm in 1st place, right?
Please go ahead.
It's rotten eggplant.
At least make it fresh.
It looks like eggplant.
Next is Nagano-san.
Nagano-san, how was it?
Recently, my personal computer is...
Personal?
Are you friends with Eto-chan?
Are you doing it on purpose?
It's Eto-chan's privilege to work.
Personal computer is amazing.
Do you have a theme for it?
Simple is best.
Let's see Nagano-san's digital transformation.
It's good.
I'm cute, aren't I?
She puts food in her mouth.
She's kind.
Isn't it good?
The balance is good, isn't it?
Do you know "dolupi"?
In the middle of Tom and Jerry's third episode, they said "dolupi" and "dog" and I said "I don't know".
Do you know "dolupi"?
Dog, dog, dog.
It's like this.
You know what I mean, don't you?
But we haven't met yet.
We haven't met yet.
That's right.
These kinds of dogs also wear necklaces, don't they?
What should we do?
She's cute, isn't she?
She's cute.
Since she's cute, she's in third place.
Yes, I'm in third place.
I don't like it at first.
I can't look at the picture for a long time.
It's hard to win.
It would have been better if we could win.
She's pushing me forward.
Let's look at the next one.
The next one is Miyake.
Is the agency okay?
Is it okay for you, Miyake?
Is it okay?
Um...
If you don't like it, you should refuse it.
Is it okay for you girls?
Miyake, what's the theme of the picture?
It's a smile.
I feel like I'm smiling when I'm taking the picture.
I see.
Let's look at it.
This is Miyake's digital change of face.
This is...
En-chan, this is a smile!
A smile!
What is this?
This is...
Wow!
En-chan, your shoulders are so small!
This is Tetsuo Hara-sensei's...
This is amazing!
You have a nice neck thickness!
Isn't this amazing?
She's smiling!
The parallel lines are so beautiful!
You can put valuables in here.
What should we do?
Let's leave it as it is for now!
We can change it later!
I'm sorry!
Next up is Kikuchi-san!
I still can do it!
I feel like I can do it better!
I can't imagine what will happen!
It's good!
Let's see Kikuchi-san's digital transformation!
Isn't it a little weird?
It's not much different from when you did it at school.
Can you do this even if you don't have a digital?
I've never done it!
I've done it in front of people, but it's like this!
It's good, isn't it?
It's a pretty good material, isn't it?
The shape of the eyes is clear, so it's good.
The eyes are very powerful.
I think it's good.
It's surprisingly normal.
No, it's not normal.
What should we do for the ranking?
What should we do?
It's like paper.
Ah, it's good!
This part is good.
I want to set up a separate unit for this part.
It's kind of embarrassing now.
For now, it's like this.
I don't like it!
Let's look at the next one.
Next up is Morita-san.
Morita is cute no matter what she does.
No matter what she does, right?
What is it?
Since she's digital, she might be able to beat Yazawa-san.
That's right.
She can't beat me if she's wearing shoes, but she has a weird face.
She said something horrible about herself.
Her face is horrible.
Yazawa-san, you have complicated feelings.
I'm sorry.
She might be able to beat you.
That's right.
Do you have a theme for this song?
A theme? Since it's digital...
Even if it's normal, it's like...
How do you say it?
Without this...
It's like Kato-san.
Without this...
It's like Kato-san.
Even if it's normal, it's like Kato-san.
Isn't she in first place?
Let's see Morita-san's digital hanger.
Doesn't it look like Michael?
It's Michael!
It's amazing!
Good morning!
Isn't it good?
You bought it, didn't you?
Second place!
It's amazing!
Let's put it down.
Let's take a closer look.
Next up is Takeguchi-san.
Takeguchi-san didn't use digital this time, right?
I did!
Let's take a look. This is Takeguchi-san's digital pen.
There it is!
Baba Konga! Baba Konga! Baba Konga!
It's the monster Anna's Baba Konga! Baba Konga! Baba Konga!
Isn't it amazing?
Isn't it exactly the same?
No, I just turned sideways.
Didn't you use it?
Isn't it exactly the same?
I used it. I used it a lot.
A lot.
Takeguchi-san's real face is like this.
No, it's not!
Let's see it.
It's a different face.
Takeguchi-san, there's one more.
Here it is!
What is this?
Boobies! Boobies! Boobies!
Pretty!
Isn't it an idoling Osmo?
It's true! It's a carnivore.
A carnivore.
You didn't buy anything, did you?
Takeguchi-san, what should we do?
What should we do?
This one was pretty intense.
3rd place?
3rd place? Thank you very much!
Yay!
Thank you very much!
Kato-san's 1st place hasn't moved yet.
Next up is Michelle-san.
Yes, it's Michelle-san.
Michelle! Michelle!
What's going on?
Her face expression is clear.
How was it?
It was really fun, but I'm a little scared.
Scared? You're scared?
Now, what kind of face will it be? Michelle-san's danger face is this!
This is...
Isn't this Esther's second form?
Second form, right?
Amazing!
Eh? Eh? Ah! This is that! That... mirror!
That's right! The mirror thing!
Amazing!
Her bangs are also a little weird, but...
Her bangs are amazing, right?
It's like... like this...
Amazing!
Ah, this is strong!
Eh? But I don't like it!
Right?
She's laughing, isn't she?
What's there to laugh about?
Now...
No, it's not bad at all.
She's using a mirror, isn't she?
Ah... this is...
Fourth place, I think?
Fourth place!
Wow!
Now...
Let's continue.
Last one, right?
Last one...
It's Eto-chan's face!
I didn't use it well, did I?
No, you didn't!
You didn't use it well, did you?
It was a little useful, though.
Now, this is Eto-chan's digital transformation face!
Wow!
She's angry! Eto-chan is angry!
Eto-chan is angry!
This is what happens when Eto-chan is angry!
Wow!
It looks like a mango!
Eto-chan has another one!
This is Eto-chan's personal photo!
What is it?
The material is a little out of style.
How can you win like this?
What is it?
Why do you have glasses?
I want to see it from above.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing.
This is amazing.
Let's show our feelings.
Let's decide the Grand Prix.
This is...
Eto-chan of Moncler!
You can't win like this.
I will win with the next goods.
No!
Eto-san, who won the Grand Prix,
will download the official homepage of IDOLiNG for one month from today.
Even so, please download it.
Please download it.
Let's make this song popular!
That's all for the first Digital Hengou Grand Prix!
It all started from here.
Idling started in October 2007.
A year and a half filled with cute DVDs.
You can never see it again.
Idols, hard work, pranks...
Look at it all and laugh!
Their history and embarrassing past are all in there!
If you don't see it, you can't talk about 21 wonderful idols!
Idling DVD Box Season 1!
On sale June 27th.
Fantamari Fest!
Welcome to Fantamari Fest! I'm your host, Tamarik!
On the Idling website...
We always receive requests from Idling members...
About what they want us to say.
Every time we receive one request...
Nine of us will answer it and Masuno-san will...
Choose a song from the Grand Prix selection...
And send it to us from the show's website.
So please look forward to it!
Let's get started!
Today's theme is this!
On a date, you fall in love with another girl...
She says to him in the sky, "Hey, are you listening?"
Let's get started!
First of all...
Munekyun glasses...
Edo-chan!
Everyone, imagine that face!
No! No!
Let's say this face is saying it.
Let's get started!
On a date, she...
She looks at you with a smile...
She says to him in the sky, "Hey, are you listening?"
Hey, are you listening?
She definitely looks like this...
So I think we should invite her on a date!
That's good!
Yes, that's good! That was wonderful!
Now...
Let's move on!
Next is...
Who is it?
Nakano-san!
Yes!
Let's go!
Thank you!
During their date, she saw her boyfriend's smile and said...
Hey! Are you listening?
I think it was good, but Eto-chan's face was a little tense.
She was like, "Don't go there alone!"
And now...
And now, an announcement!
On April 29th, Swallows Baseball Live will be held again this weekend!
From Saturday and Sunday evening at 6:10pm!
Please look forward to Swallows Baseball Live on Fuji TV 739!
Yes, and with that...
Today, we saw a wonderful face again.
And lastly...
Eto-chan, please take this picture...
And put it in front of this picture...
And close it, okay?
In a cute way...
In a cute way, okay?
And say goodbye to the viewers, okay?
Is that okay?
Yes!
This is great!
Then, let's do it!
3...
2...
1...
Take a lot of pictures, okay?
Goodbye!
Amazing! Amazing!
Amazing!
I don't like this!
Amazing!
That's not it!
If it was someone else, they might say it's not them.
That's not it!
It's true!
What is it? I can't explain what's funny about it.
What is it made of?
Mirror?
It's not a mirror.
Mirror, right?
Students also use it like this.
You can take a lot of pictures with it.
It's easy to sell.
You can sell it. You can put it on a red carpet right away.
You don't have to do anything. It's only one minute.
You can't just hold it.
The more you talk about it, the more funny it gets.
That's great.
I'm worried about that.
You can't win like that.
Next up is Kato-san!
Yes!
Kato-san, do your best!
You can do it!
It's almost the end of this segment.
Kato-san, how will you say her cute thing?
Look at other girls during the date
She says to him in the sky above.
Hey, are you listening?
I want to go to Disneyland with you next time.
Hey, are you listening?
I'm listening!
That's good.
What's wrong? Are you okay?
It's okay, it's okay.
I don't like it anymore.
It's okay, it's okay.
You're crying a little, but it's okay.
I don't like it anymore.
It was cute, wasn't it?
It was cute.
You all thought it was cute, didn't you?
That's why! The "cute" after "it's over" strangely hurts my throat!
It hurts!
That "cute" hurts me!
But it hurts like this!
Okay, let's continue.
Next up is Morita-san.
Oh, I have something to say about you, Morita-san.
What is it?
What is it you want to say about me?
Her...
Her smile.
Okay, let's continue.
Morita-san.
While you're on a date, she tells you that she likes other girls.
Hey, I'm asking you!
Hey!
Our normal selves.
Wow!
That's nice!
Good, good.
Kimoshita, that's nice, you're young!
You're forever young!
I'm forever young, but there's something different about me!
There's something different about you!
It's an eternal theme!
Eto-chan's eternal theme.
Let's have Eto-chan and you forever young people look at these.
You're the same age!
That's amazing!
We're completely different!
Let's continue.
While dating, he's attracted to another girl and their conversation is up in the air.
She says to him, "Hey, are you listening?"
Hey, are you listening?
That's a good applause!
That's great!
Why? Why? Should we go straight?
Yeah!
You're thinking weird!
That's not it!
You should go straight.
If you go straight, you'll naturally shoot!
That's not it!
Your throwing style is weird!
That's not it!
Alright!
Kimo Kimo Tagiuchi!
Kimo Kimo!
You don't need Kimo Kimo, do you?
That's weird!
Kikuchi-san is cheering for you!
I'm cheering for you!
Thank you!
Let's continue.
While dating, he's attracted to another girl and their conversation is up in the air.
She says to him, "Hey, are you listening?"
Hey!
Hey, wait!
Are you listening?
That's cute!
That's amazing!
That's great!
Isn't that a bad news?
I've said it like three times!
We have a good conversation!
Now, let's welcome Kikuchi-san, who has been supporting Takiguchi-san!
Are you a fan of Takiguchi-san?
Amemi!
Amemi or Amemi-chan?
It's Amemi.
I see.
Let's continue.
She says to the guy in the upper floor, "Hey, are you listening?"
Kikuchi-san went out to eat with Amemi-chan.
Hey, are you listening?
Who are you talking to?
First of all, it seems like you're not listening to him, but you're talking to someone else!
Of course you're not talking to Amemi, so you're not listening!
Okay!
Now, let's continue.
Today, we'll be talking for the first time with Michelle-san!
Michelle-san!
Are you okay?
Yes.
Kikuchi and I are the same.
We can't talk.
Michelle-san!
But you're raised in Kansai, right?
That's right!
You speak Kansai dialect, right?
When I talk normally, it sounds like I'm speaking Osaka dialect, but...
When you get nervous like this...
It's a little...
It's not what you think!
I'm telling you, you're not from Kansai!
You're from Mitsurin!
You were captured in Mitsurin!
She's so serious right now!
Okay, let's continue!
On a date, you're seen by another girl and you're talking to someone else.
She says, "Hey, are you listening?"
Hey, are you listening?
Are you listening?!
Wow, that's cool!
What's that collab? Japanese and English...
It's mixed, right?
Since I came to Japan, I have half-Japanese and foreign friends.
Since I came to Japan, it's all mixed up.
It's mixed up!
Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing on the weekend?
It's all mixed up and I end up speaking "junglish".
Only "jiane" is in Japanese.
I speak in German and English and say "yeah, yeah, okay, I'll talk to you later, jiane".
It's mixed up!
"Oh, you've been saying that a lot lately, Roon- san".
It's mixed up!
Is this real?
I see, it was great.
Now, lastly...
It's amazing!
Even though it was a tough challenge...
It's true!
The world's...
Best...
It's not a good thing!
Yazawa-san, please come out!
You can do it!
Yazawa-san, you can do it!
Can Yazawa-san see blue?
Now...
Let's move on.
"While on a date, she fell in love with another girl and their conversation went up in the air".
She says...
Hey, I'm listening!
Wait!
I'm sorry!
Next is...
It's cute!
It's okay if you go straight!
It's cute!
The viewers want to kiss!
I see!
It's okay if you go straight!
Let's go!
"While on a date, she fell in love with another girl and their conversation went up in the air".
She says...
Hey, I'm listening!
Hey, I'm listening?
It's cute!
It's cute! It's cute!
You did your best!
What is this blue thing?
I know you said you'd listen, but you can't turn off the train, can you?
The train is rattling.
What should we do for today's Grand Prix?
Grand Prix...
I'm glad you all had your own colors.
I guess it's not "everyone".
Kumi and Miyake were good, too.
Let's go with Eto-chan!
Thank you!
It's been two years.
Please come and see us!
Bye-bye!