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That's all for now. Thank you for watching.
The idol ring is about to start.
From today onward, you're the coolest.
Thank you for waiting, amazing guy.
From today onward, you're the coolest.
Baribari, you're the strongest number one.
There's a lot of things in this world you don't know.
No matter how strong the wind blows, you won't lose.
Who's stronger?
Let's go through it together, without fear of pain
Regrets always end yesterday
The strongest one from today
Thank you for waiting, amazing guy
The coolest one from today
The strongest one is...
I see!
The strongest one from today
IDOLING
The show that brings out girls' potential, IDOLING!
I'm your host, Eriko Hitomori!
This show is for girls who are growing up as idols and now becoming adults,
and for them, IDOLING! is a show where you can drive your car to become rich!
IDOLING! airs every Wednesday and Thursday at 10 pm!
Let me introduce you to IDOLING!
So, you are the co-members for today, right?
You look good together, one by one.
Yesterday, you said the same thing during the previous show.
No, we are a comedy duo.
You are a genius idol.
You are the seventh generation of Shochiku comedy.
You are the best!
You are an idol!
So, let's get started.
Today's topic is "what you can't quit even if you want to quit".
Let's start with Kato-san!
I'm Kato Sayaka, and I'm an idol.
"What you can't quit even if you want to quit" is "wasting".
I'm Endo Omai, and I'm an idol.
"What you can't quit even if you want to quit" is "pulling out your hair".
You are all watching me, with a dark idol effect.
"What you can't quit even if you want to quit" is "weight training".
I'm Aizawa Rika, and I'm an idol.
"What you can't quit even if you want to quit" is "a diet".
I'm America's 8th Idol League.
"What you can't quit even if you want to quit" is "eating ice cream even if it's cold".
I'm Morita Suzuka, and I'm an Idol League No. 11.
"What you can't quit even if you want to quit" is "eating snacks".
I'm Playing yer hand, Serina, and I'm an Idol League No. 13.
What I can't quit even if I want to quit is watching TV channels.
What I can't quit even if I want to quit is touching my hair.
What I can't quit even if I want to quit is eating sweets with Su-chan.
I won't say it on the TV.
We have an announcement from IDOLing.
We, IDOLing, will be working as an image character.
Odaiba Gakuen's Odaiba Gakuen will be held on April 26th and the day after April 26th.
Following "Winter's Hot Fantasy", we will be working as image characters for Odaiba Gakuen.
We have decided to hold our own live performance.
Odaiba Gakuen's live performances will be held from April 26th to May 6th.
For details of schedules and other events, please visit the show's homepage.
This will be IDOLing's first live performance, right?
That's right.
How do you feel, Morita-san?
I think I'll be nervous.
You'll be nervous, won't you?
I think my stomach will hurt a lot.
We're doing various dance rehearsals now.
Su-chan lives with Mira in the office.
At home, Su-chan is often taught by Mira.
But when I saw Su-chan dancing, I saw Mira's tricky dancing.
I feel like I'm being targeted.
I'd like you to pay attention to that.
Please.
I'm getting better at dancing.
No, no, no.
I'm not trying to teach you.
In any case, Kato-san, when will you take off that ribbon?
I won't!
Because I'm an idol.
Who gives you permission like that, Morita-san?
Permission?
Who gives me permission like that?
You're making a fool of yourself.
Well, Mayu-san, Golden Ribbon, do your best!
Golden Ribbon, Mayu-san!
Fuji Television Video
Back in the day, all I could do was believe in you and run.
Idling DVD Box Season 1 will be on sale June 27th.
We want to say hello!
She's finally here! We've been waiting for you!
Ms. Yazawa!
We've been waiting for you, Ms. Yazawa!
Fans from all over the country have been waiting for you!
We've been waiting for you!
We haven't seen you in a while!
This is your first time as a sophomore, right?
How do you feel? Is everything okay for you, Ms. Miyake?
I'm slow at thinking. I think I'm first.
I don't care what you say in your head!
I only care about how you say it!
We'll talk about that later!
Later, later, later...
Let's begin! Please explain the rules!
"Iisou shiritori" is when someone says a certain theme and you say "iisou da na".
For example, Ms. Masuno will say something like "iisou da na".
Those who say "iisou da na" or "unga" or "tsumatte shimatta" will be eliminated.
If you're eliminated, you'll get angry at Ms. Iisou behind you, so please be careful!
Iisou has a kiss in her mouth!
What did you do?!
You're not polite at all!
Where are you looking?!
Where are you looking with your glasses on?!
She's wearing her glasses so you can see her open her mouth.
You're too close!
Let's talk about today's theme!
The theme is...
"Students are Japanese students".
This is today's theme.
Everyone, please do your best!
Ms. Masuno, what's the first word?
Let's start with Ms. Suzuka's "ka", which was born after the 11th century.
Are you ready?
"Ka" starts with "ka", and Ms. Kato's "iisou" starts with "ka".
"sore iisou"!
Who finished "ka"? Please raise your hand honestly!
"sore iisou"!
Eh? "sore iisou"?
No! "sore iisou"!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Don't you say "sore iisou"?
Look! I told you to teach me!
I'm sorry!
One more time!
I practiced so much last night!
What?
I practiced so much!
What's with that light movement?
Okay, let's do it one more time!
Yes, starting with Kato-san.
Again? Again?
Yes, that's right.
You can't use the previous one, right?
Starting with Kato-san's line that the band members would say, "sore iisou"!
"sore iisou"!
Please don't say "it doesn't matter"!
It's a class problem!
"sore iisou"!
Let's eat watermelon seeds properly!
"sore iisou"!
Four! Four!
Who was in the classroom until night?
"sore iisou"!
Don't crush the bats!
"sore iisou"!
That's good!
I don't want to lose to just the four-member band!
"sore iisou"!
I won't bring number 64 to school!
Bring it!
You're amazing, starting with the first one!
Do you want to say it that much?!
I want to say it one more time!
I can't wait!
I want to say it one more time!
So, Yazawa-san, it's a punishment!
Everyone, please watch closely!
This is the example!
Please!
Wait a minute! Wait!
Her lips won't go back! Her lips won't go back! Her lips won't go back!
Wait!
Mako-san, did you know?
What?
She used high vision!
That's right!
That's weird!
She can see this gross image with high vision!
Asahi-san, what do you think?
It looks gross.
It's kind of scary!
It's scary for these people, isn't it?
If you really look at it...
That's right!
It's scary!
Wait a minute!
Endo-san is listening!
What?
It's your first high vision!
It's my first!
You're all idols, aren't you?
It's okay!
It'll get fun in time!
Now, let's begin!
Asahi-san will say the lines that start with "ro"!
Start!
"sore ii sou"!
The sixth hour is math!
"sore ii sou"!
Who fell asleep in the fourth hour?
"sore ii sou"!
You can't walk home!
"sore ii sou"!
Who laughed at Yoshida-kun's shortness of breath?
"sore ii sou"!
You can't lick a duck's eye!
"un dashi"!
You can't!
You can't lick a duck's eye?
kamo me o
It's a sea battle!
Now, let's begin!
"sore ii sou"!
No, you can't open your mouth.
It's really painful!
If you can't open your mouth, open your eyes.
Isn't it really long?
How is it, Hatsu?
I'm really nervous.
Is it dangerous?
It's scary like this!
I definitely don't want to do it!
From Kyoto...
It's really painful!
And with that, Noriko-san is disqualified!
Now, let's continue.
The line that starts with "ka" and ends with "ii sou"...
Starting with Endo-san!
"sore ii sou"!
Let's turn katatsumuri into our class' image animal!
"sore ii sou"!
Let's do it properly like a rabbit!
"sore ii sou"!
Eh, first wooden ticket!
"sore ii sou"'s first wooden ticket!
What's wrong? What did you get, Tagig-san?
It's like... "take aim" or something like that...
I couldn't say it...
Tagig-san, penalty game!
Morita-san, show us!
Senpai will show you how it's done!
Can you see it? This face is the correct answer for this show!
Can you see it?
Amazing!
He hasn't done it for about 2 months, it's amazing!
It's amazing, isn't it?
I didn't do it!
No, I'm surprised you didn't do it!
I didn't do it!
This is...
The effect of exercise has appeared!
What are you saying?
Even though you set your hair correctly!
How is it?
I don't know if it's a test or something like that...
Is it a cassette?
Isn't it really cool?
Hurry up and sit down!
Okay, let's start!
Asahi-san will say a line that starts with "yu"!
Start!
sore ii sou
You can't say "uzai" (annoying)
sore ii sou
You sleep a lot, don't you?
sore ii sou
You can't throw away leaves!
sore ii sou
Who made your eyelashes like Sakai-sensei's?
sore ii sou
You're a violence!
Who put 500 yen in the vase?
sore ii sou
It's good!
This recorder doesn't make a "leno" sound!
sore ii sou
It's heavy, isn't it?
Don't say "I love you" so easily.
It's just an invitation, isn't it?
I'm telling you not to say "I love you" so easily in class.
Here we go!
The wind is blowing through your hair!
Hold it for me.
Hold it!
Say it with ease.
This world is fun!
Here we go!
That was good!
It's like...
It's like... when you're in the pool...
It's like... when you're in the pool... you have water in your nose...
You're right!
I'm getting nervous!
That was cool!
And you're wearing a hat.
That's cool!
Here we go!
Let's start from Miyake, who is likely to say "that's why you start school."
sore ii sou
Go up to the stage and say your idea.
sore ii sou
Would you like to practice singing in a good place?
That's a good idea!
Iida was failing at "rabbit's prey".
Kato was biting her.
Well, then...
Listen carefully.
Look up at your sister's mouth.
Rabbit's prey
Her idol appearance will last forever!
As expected!
It's long!
It's long, isn't it, Harukana?
It's so cute, my mouth won't close!
Your mouth won't close! Your mouth won't close!
Kato-san, were you that ugly?
Kato-san, you were so cute, weren't you?
It's okay! It's okay!
You can't say it! You can't say it!
It's okay! Wait! It's okay!
What is it?
Is that white ribbon even sadder?
Now, let's begin!
From Endo-san, who has a line that begins with "i"!
Start!
That sounds good!
I told you not to give human food to rabbits!
That sounds good!
Please don't say unnecessary things!
That sounds good!
Please say it one more time!
That sounds good!
Listen up! It's a school trip until you go home!
That sounds good!
Is that what Sensei said?
Isn't "super ball" a bit too much?
No!
I won't say it!
Super ball manufacturers often make it look like it's too much!
That's right!
"Super ball" isn't too much!
That's fine!
It's not something an instructor would say, right?
Yes!
Now, let's begin!
Do your best!
It's been a while since we played "Kojo no Tsuki"
It's been a while since we played it
It was good
I can hear it even more in the studio
I can hear it a lot
Did you get it, Nagano-san and Miyake-san? There's this kind of route as well
Yes
Let's go
Let's start with Nagano-san's line "That sounds good"
That sounds good
It's a really long sentence but do your best to solve it
That sounds good
President, please come forward
That sounds good
Lower than the average of the first class is humiliating
That sounds good
Please love math
That sounds good
It's a score
That sounds good
Miyake-san is really good
That sounds good
There's "that sounds good", Yasawa-san, right?
There is
For example, what does Kojo-san say?
That sounds good
Don't say it with your face
I know it's funny but
That sounds good
Miyake-san is really good
That sounds good
One of the students broke her right arm
That sounds good
That's it! There's only one left.
Ms. Nagano, you're strong, aren't you?
Yes!
Ms. Yokoyama, do your best.
I'll do my best.
Let's go.
"That sounds good" lines from Okara Animal School.
Let's start with Ms. Yokoyama.
That sounds good
Even if you say it's close, 99 points are 0 points for me.
That sounds good
What do you think?
But I like it.
No!
Why?
It's the same as before.
That sounds good
What was it again?
What was it?
I like it.
That sounds good
It's the same, isn't it?
That sounds good
That's it!
That sounds good
Ms. Nagano, you're amazing!
That sounds good
Welcome to the idol world.
That sounds good
It's nice to see the idol world that has fallen one step at a time.
That sounds good
The idol world hasn't fallen yet!
Get up! Get up!
Okara Animal School
Everyone's acting differently.
Okara Animal School
Even their faces have changed.
They've fallen one step at a time.
The winner of "that sounds good" is Ms. Yokoyama!
And so it was "that sounds good" game!
That sounds good
Fuji Television Video
It all started from here.
Idling started in October 2007.
A year and a half filled with cute DVDs.
You can never see it again.
Idols, hard work, pranks...
Watch and laugh them all!
Their history and embarrassing pasts are all in there!
You can't win a 21st century idol without seeing this!
Idling DVD Box Season 1!
On sale June 27th.
We got a fan letter!
Iso-sama did a great job with the set display just now.
It's so cool!
It was really flashy!
Hello, I'm your host, Samarik!
IDOLiNG homepage is always accepting requests from IDOLiNG members about what they want us to say in this situation.
Every time we receive one request, nine of us will answer it.
The Grand Prix works chosen by BUST-san will be distributed from IDOLiNG homepage as "chuck voice", so please look forward to it!
In addition, we will give out autographed autographs of the members chosen in the Grand Prix to the fans who sent us requests!
Let's talk about autographs! Here is the theme!
A man who longs for a snowy mountain and a two- person cave. Can we go there?
Isn't this too maniac?
Is this Yoshitaka-san's hobby?
It's obvious that it's someone's hobby!
Let's start with Morita-san!
I don't know where my memory is going.
A man who longs for a snowy mountain and a two- person cave. Can we go there?
Can we go there?
Kato-san, is there anything you've lost there?
I want it! I really want it!
She really wants it.
Okay, let's continue.
Yazo-san, please pick it up perfectly!
Do your best!
Yazo-san, last time you...
Yes.
...had a bad grade.
Yes! Next time it'll be okay.
Let's continue.
Yazo-san's man who longs for a snowy mountain and a two-person cave. Can we go there?
Can we go there?
What did you say?
You said "scassy", didn't you?
You sounded like an adult.
But I'm glad you used it.
It's a good point of view!
Good point of view!
Yes, it's good.
You'll know it after you see her mouth wide open.
Okay, now it's time for announcements!
Yes, on Fuji TV's "721", from 10:45 on Saturday morning...
...we'll be broadcasting the movie "Shourin Shoujou" and its first day performance live!
Other than Kou Shibasaki, other gorgeous cast members will also appear!
Please don't miss it!
Okay, what should we do for the last one?
Okay, let's close it with Kato-san!
No, no, no!
Let's do it in a cute way!
3, 2, 1...
Can we go over there?
Goodbye!
Playing with her hair, right?
A little trick, a little trick, right?
Playing with her hair, using a little trick.
Ah, that's good.
That's Showa, isn't it?
Isn't it wonderful?
No, it's good.
Do your best, Kato!
Do your best!
Don't lose to gravity!
Yes, let's continue.
Yokoyama-san!
[Applause]
Let's continue.
Going to the cave where you and your lover go together in Yokoyama, is it okay for you to go there?
[Drum roll]
It's okay for me to go there.
Why don't you close it?
I didn't say it's okay for you to go there.
I just said it.
Let's do it one more time.
[Laughter]
I just said it, didn't I?
I just said it.
One more time.
Let's do it one more time.
We're going to do it without music.
When we do it without music, we don't know what it is.
We can only hear you wearing a jacket.
Let's continue.
Going to the cave where you and your lover go together in Yokoyama, is it okay for you to go there?
[Drum roll]
I didn't say it's okay for me to go there.
[Applause]
I didn't say it's okay for me to go there.
Say it!
It's Yokoyama, isn't it?
I didn't say it's okay for me to go there.
I heard you said "frying of scissors".
I didn't say it's okay for me to go there.
[Laughter]
She said "frying of scissors".
[Laughter]
It's cold, so it's not a bad place for you to go there.
Thank you very much.
[Applause]
Let's continue.
Takeguchi-san!
[Applause]
It's embarrassing.
Let's go.
You went to a cave with someone you adored in Yukiyama, but it was just you and her. Can you go there?
Can we go there?
It's scary!
You're creepy.
You're creepy!
You're cute!
So cute!
Don't push her belly!
Earlier...
Didn't I tell you not to push her belly?
I ate too much egg rice.
Can you peel it for me?
Thank you.
Next, Asahi-san.
Now, let's go.
Talk with an aquarium person in a snowy mountain.
Go to a cave where only two people can go.
Can I go there?
It's always funny.
Fingertips play is a simple play.
What should we do?
A bad person will do it.
Why did you make a mistake?
You made a mistake.
It was quite a distance.
Can I go there?
Sawahon Kinpon.
Let's go.
Now, it's Asahi-san's turn.
She's an idol's parent.
Right, Miyake-san?
Okay, let's continue.
Please stand up again.
Can we go to the cave where you and Sona went alone in the snowy mountains?
Can we... go there?
Cute!
Come!
Cute!
I want it!
What do you want?
I want that character.
You want that skill?
I want it!
I want that skill.
I want it!
No, no, you have a different master.
I think you should change your job.
You should change your job and move on.
Well, Endo-san!
It's hard. It's really hard.
Well, let's go.
Let's go.
Can we go to the cave where only you and I admire in Yukiyama?
Can we go there?
It's snowing.
Yes, it's the fifth day.
She's saying it from outside of the tent, outside of the cave.
She's saying, "Can we go from that world to this world?"
It's hard. It's hard.
It's good, Endo-san.
Well, next!
The tallest, Kato-san!
I'm the tallest!
It's hard! It's hard!
You know it.
I'm really looking forward to seeing Kato-san's every time.
I can see Kato-san's muscles every time.
Let's go.
Can we go to the cave where only you and I admire in Yukiyama?
Can I say that?
You didn't show it!
I didn't know it at all!
As expected!
You didn't show it!
You didn't show it at all!
How many years have you been doing this?
I lost! I miscalculated!
You miscalculated!
As expected! As expected of the tallest!
You changed it to a joke!
You're amazing!
Well! Next up is Nagano-san!
Yes!
I'm going!
Do your best!
Yes!
Let's go! Can we go to the cave where only you and I admire in Yukiyama?
Can we go there?
Cute!
You're cute!
Why are you at the edge?
Why?
Why are you making this confusion?
What's going on?
It's cold and I'm about to freeze.
The edge of the cave was warm.
Ah! This is the edge of the cave!
It was warm!
And over there...
The other party went to the warm cave on the opposite side of the cave.
Right?
I asked you if you could go there.
Idiot!
Why?
The edge of the cave was warm.
And you asked me if you could go there.
Why?
What is she talking about?
Why?
Really?
Wow! Nagano-san, you're great! You're funny!
Nagano-san, you're great!
Well! Finally...
End announcer!
What?!
No way!
It's too late!
I gave you results for the up and up, so it's impossible now.
It's your fault for giving results at that time.
I think it's good to do it once.
No, please.
It's in Yukiyama.
In Yukiyama.
I met someone I admire.
Someone you admire.
It's just you and me.
That's right.
Right?
There's still a little distance.
Yes.
And you want to get a little closer to him.
Yes.
I understand.
Okay, let's go.
Good luck!
Endo-san's...
In Yukiyama, I met someone I admire.
It's just you and me in a cave.
Can we go there?
Hurry up! Hurry up!
So cool!
It's good.
But why!?
What is it!?
I'm getting excited as I'm watching.
Me, too!
It's good.
It's very wide.
Isn't it good?
It means you want to go that far.
And it's wide, so you can't lower it, and you'll get to the bottom.
It's like you're wearing a kerope.
I want to appear as much as I can!
It's like you're wearing a kerope.
You have to learn more about that.
You have amazing techniques.
You have raised the probability of being an announcer.
You're amazing!
Now, it's the Grand Prix, right?
Shall we choose the Grand Prix?
The Grand Prix is...
Endo is the announcer!
Thank you!
No, no, no, no.
We don't need it.
Well, this is...
Let's start with the members.
Again, please.
You all did a good job today.
We did our best.
Yokoyama-san!
Yokoyama-san's "Sasagi no Furei"
Yokoyama-san's "sasagi no furei"
You can download it from our website.
Please use it!
Thank you!
That's it for today.
I think you all got used to it, right?
Yes!
We didn't ask you anything.
No, we didn't!
We were just talking while we were waiting for the camera.
We were practicing.
Really?
Wasn't it because you were waiting for the camera?
No!
I saw you in class.
Class? You're so slow.
You don't have anyone.
Everyone was pulling you when you were in your prime.
Ah, I don't want to be like you!
You have a nice stomach.
Then you want to be like him!
But...
You don't want to be like him!
You...
You'll be like him in April!
You'll have a bad image of him.
That's it for today!