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[I'm gonna kill you]
[Shuuchi-shin, Shuuchi-shin, Shuuchi-shin]
[Idol ring, it's starting!]
[Shuuchi-shin, Shuuchi-shin, Shuuchi-shin]
[Sing it already! Here you go!]
[From today onward, you're the coolest one]
[Thank you for waiting, amazing guy]
[From today onward, you're the coolest one]
[Baribari, you're the strongest number one]
[There are many things in this world you don't know]
[No matter how strong the wind is, you won't lose]
[No matter how weak you are, you'll always have someone to protect you. That's strength]
I've been looking for someone amazing
From now on, I'll be the coolest
The strongest number is...
I see!
Really, from now on, I'll be number one
Number one, number one
Idling!
Ah, hello. I'm Makarizumi's announcer.
And I'm the TV announcer, Saito Maiko.
I've read a little about you in a magazine.
That's right.
You've written quite a lot of good things.
Huh?!
Yeah.
Wow, you two look like you're of similar age.
I've always been told that it's better to value one's parents more.
Really?!
Yeah.
Now, let's go back.
Now, this program is for girls who are growing up as idols and are now new to life, and it's a program that aims to get you to become one of them.
Yes.
And it airs tomorrow morning at 2:40 p.m. on Chishou Haido Ninja Diary.
Now, today we're visiting Fuji TV's 18th floor, Ryuusui Shobo.
Yes.
Can we take a look?
I didn't know there was one of these.
That's right. This is the only bookstore in Fuji TV.
People in the station use it quite a lot.
Saito-san, do you come here too?
Well, sometimes, but I get sick when I go to bookstores.
Saito-san, you definitely don't read, do you?
Well, I'm not very good at reading.
Just now, you ran into the bathroom as soon as you came in, didn't you?
That's right!
I get burned right away.
You get burned, don't you?
Yes.
Now, Masuo-san and the idols,
you're a little far from here, so I'll show you the way.
This is the 18th floor.
I've been here before.
Oh, this is a bank. There's an ATM here.
And if you go further, there's a convenience store called Happyland.
They have sandwiches and other things you like.
And then...
There's an elevator.
There are various posters.
They've put up various posters.
This is the office and media town's contact channels.
Oh, this is...
Oh!
I didn't know you guys were here.
I've heard of you before.
And this is the restaurant, Diver.
You guys often eat here.
You eat here for lunch and so on.
If you go a little further...
If you go a little further, you can hear Masuo- san's voice.
The idols are waiting for you over there, everyone!
Oh, it's the audience!
Good morning!
Well, you know how it is in Asia.
What?!
So, everyone, we're here now.
How is it today?
Last time, we were here in Laporto.
Today, we're here in this TV studio.
It's refreshing.
It's nostalgic, isn't it? There was a place like this once, right?
There was!
What did you drink?
Eto-chan, what did you drink?
Caramel proficino.
That's not it!
It's macchiato!
Caramel macchiato!
It's macchiato!
You don't remember it anymore, do you?
When we were young, there were a lot of idol posters.
Why didn't we have posters back then?
They got popular!
I thought they were cool.
So, today, we have news from first grade.
Yes!
Ta-dah!
At the start of broadcast, there will be a DVD box with rare footage!
Rare footage is cool, isn't it, Eto-san?
Yes!
There will be a lot of live broadcast delay pranks and mania idol reactions!
Yes!
Idol Ring DVD Box Season 1 will be released June 21st!
Everyone, please look forward to it!
Please look forward to it!
Okay!
Since we have Ryusui Shogo-san's help today...
Yes!
We will have you buy books one by one!
Wow!
These are the books you will buy!
Yes!
First of all, the book you want to read the most!
Yes!
And the book you will never read in your life!
We would like you to buy these two books!
I see!
Two books!
It's difficult, isn't it?
There are a lot of books!
There are!
Please choose one!
Okay!
Let's start with Eto-chan!
Yes!
Let's go!
Roll up your sleeves!
Okay!
You don't have to roll up your sleeves too much!
Okay!
Roll up your sleeves!
Okay!
She said "okay"!
She's running!
She's cute!
Eto-chan has changed since last time!
Yes!
She's changing her image!
She's cute!
She's like an adult!
She's cute!
I feel like I have to do something properly!
That's right!
Eto-chan, you have strategies!
You have "Eto-sen", right?
"Eto-sen"!
Eto-chan, you've entered!
I've entered!
We got into it!
Ah, there are areas like that!
That's right!
There were a lot of novels lined up.
New book!
New book.
What should we choose, Eto-chan?
What do you think it is?
Isn't it something related to glasses?
Ah, something related to glasses!
Like fashion, right?
Actually, your eyesight is 2.0, right?
But it's not glasses!
Eto-chan, isn't it a real pair of glasses?
Ah, we've come to reality!
Isn't it something related to love?
It's possible, right?
It's possible!
It's like how you drop a handsome man.
It's like how you drop a girl.
Ah, it's possible!
Ah, it's decided!
That's fast!
You've already chosen two books!
Yes!
That's fast!
Unexpectedly, it's decided in one go.
That's fast!
What kind of books will Eto-chan choose?
Now, since Eto-chan has decided,
shall we go with the next person?
Shall we go with Yokoyama-san?
Please go in!
Yokoyama-san, you've grown up!
Yes, she's grown up!
Her hair is longer and her height is higher.
Aito-chan's back!
Welcome back!
You looked sexy just now, but now you look like you're back.
So, what did Aito-chan bring back?
First of all, what would you like to read right now?
Aito-chan, what would you like to read right now?
This one!
Ready Make
It's a good book, isn't it?
But that's because you're not qualified to be an idol right now...
That's right!
Is that so?
I won't read it!
Before I die, I want my mother to read it and refine me properly.
I see!
Your mother told you to read it?
My mother told me to read it.
This is also a famous book, isn't it?
Yes, it is!
It looks difficult, doesn't it?
And now, the book you'll never read in your life...
The book you'll never read in your life...
It's this one!
Mineral Water
Why?!
Why "mineral water"? Water is important!
I don't know what this title "mineral water" means.
You don't know what it means?
That's why I won't read it for the rest of my life.
Is that so? In order for you to be beautiful, you have to drink water.
Edo-chan has her whole body swollen, so she's drinking water right now.
What?! Her whole body is swollen?!
If you push this button, it'll heat up.
Edo-chan doesn't have luck right now!
That's how it is, right?
Yes, I don't have luck right now.
Yes, I understand. Thank you very much.
Now, shall we continue?
Is it okay?
Ah, is it that one?
Shall we take a look?
Let's see what it is.
Ah!
That was quick!
That was quick.
What did you buy?
By the way, under the full cooperation of "mineral water"
we'll be washing all of them at the end of the show.
So you can choose any book you like, right?
Yes, you can choose any book you like!
Yay!
Now, shall we continue?
Yes!
See you later!
Bye-bye!
I see.
Yeah.
What did you choose?
I don't know much about English.
What does she read?
I've never seen anyone reading a book.
No, no, no.
She does read.
She reads magazines and English.
Really?
She does read at all.
Mobile novels.
She only reads about 30 out of 50 books.
She doesn't read books.
Okay, Yokoyama-san is back!
That way!
Okay, Yokoyama-san, this way.
Okay, I'm curious. What book does Yokoyama-san want to read the most right now?
It is...this one!
It's Ikkou-san's "Women's Laws"!
I like it!
You like it, don't you, this type of person?
Ikkou-san is the first person I respect.
Do you want to become this type of person?
Yes, this spirit of not giving up...
Not giving up!
You don't want to give up, does that mean you're in a negative position?
No, I don't want to give up.
It means you're in a situation where you can't give up, doesn't it?
That's right!
What are you trying not to give up on, Yokoyama- san?
Me? My current position?
Isn't it your current position as an idol? You're doing your best, aren't you?
I don't want to give up.
Ah, you're trying to move forward, right?
Ikkou-san is teaching you that, right?
Yes, Ikkou-san is teaching me.
I understand you're reading it.
Next up is a book you'll never read in your life.
It's a book about Japan.
Why? Don't you like it?
I like it a lot.
A lot of people gave me books and photos.
I've already mastered it.
Ah, is that so?
All of it is in your head?
Yes, it's in my head.
I know which gods exist in which shrine.
Amazing!
Next up is a book about the world.
For now, Japan is already great, so let's move on to the world.
I understand, Yokoyama-san. Thank you very much.
Let's look at Tonoka-chan's book.
Yes, let's look at Tonoka-san's book.
Tonoka-chan's book is...
Ah, it's that corner again.
I think Tonoka-chan's legs have gotten thinner.
I knew it!
They've gotten thinner.
Yes, they have.
I didn't notice.
Ah, I like "dikiru".
Wow!
By the way, I was drinking "adult cafe" earlier.
You've become an adult!
Right?!
Tonoka-san, you've also gotten taller.
Ah, really?
Yes, you have.
Now, let's move on.
Yes, who's next?
Next up is Takibusu-san.
Yes, welcome!
Welcome!
Yes!
I can't make Mira-kun run that much.
I was playing a game called "Monster Hunter" just now.
That kind of thing comes up in "Monster Hunter".
It's really strong. I can only make it growl.
Eh, it's not Mira?
It's not Mira.
It's like I've turned almost all of Takibusu-san into a model.
Welcome back!
Let's have a look.
First of all, this is the book that you want to read the most right now.
"How to PR your product company on TV"!
Oh, that's great!
After all, not only your product company on TV,
I think we can learn how to PR ourselves as idols in the future.
In a sense, it's a product, right?
That's what Ton-chan is thinking about.
That's amazing!
When there's someone like that, it's like this, isn't it?
You have to do it yourself.
It's not Ton-chan's job!
But it's learning, it's learning!
It seems like you're getting better at it.
No, no, no!
Are you okay?
Yes, yes!
And this is the book you'll never read in your life.
At that time, history moved!
Why?!
Isn't this already famous?
This isn't about what's inside.
When I saw this title, I was surprised.
- "At that time, history moved!" - "At that time, history moved!"
At that time, history moved!
No, no.
Why do you run like that?
Well, Miraccha is...
a bit weird when dancing.
What's up with you?
What's up?
I want her to hold my hand.
You can't hold hands because you can't put on corsets.
You can only move limitedly because you can't put on corsets.
I'm trying really hard.
Okay, okay.
I'm going to do my best.
Okay, let's go.
The one you want to read the most is...
"Infinite Points".
I see.
This is really dangerous.
It's good, isn't it?
No, no, no.
What?
Why is it like this?
Well...
Is it okay?
It's a little...
Well...
One of my seniors made a mistake when reading it.
I see, I see, I see.
I see.
There was such an incident.
I see.
Okay.
Next.
The one you won't read for the rest of your life is...
Working on a bike.
Well...
If you don't do that...
It's a professional thing.
I like bicycles, too, but...
It's a professional thing.
You're a great person.
That's right.
You're amazing.
You're doing what you like.
That's cool.
Kato, you're back.
You're back early.
Shimizu-san, would you like to say something?
Yes!
Mina-chan, move over.
Mina-chan, move to your seat.
You said "dandori" earlier, didn't you?
Do you remember that?
Yes!
Kato-san, the one you want to read the most is...
Realizing happiness.
Wow!
It's heavy.
It's really heavy.
It's heavy.
Gratitude, joy, prayer, love.
That's good.
You can make your everyday life happy with your shiny glasses.
That's modest.
I want to realize that modest happiness.
You're a great woman.
Next...
The book you'll never read is...
"From the Age of Twenty-Eight"...
You don't need to read it!
Read it now!
When you said "realizing happiness"...
For me, the word "real" has a negative image.
Why is that?
When you say "real", you're usually wrong.
That's why I don't like it.
You're running away from reality because you're with these teenagers.
No, I'm not!
No, you're wrong!
It's this one!
It's this one for sure!
I understand.
How about you, Koizumi-san?
I don't like it!
Only Saito-san and Koizumi-san don't read books.
I don't like it...
Let's go, Yabana-san!
I'm curious about Koizumi-san.
Welcome back!
Let's take a look.
This is what Koizumi-san wants to read the most.
"Koakuma A".
"Koi", "Koi", "Yubu"
I think "Koakuma A" isn't enough for me.
Koizumi-san, "Koakuma A" is getting out of hand.
"Akuma"! "Akuma"!
I want to read this and become a woman of "Koakuma A" again.
"Chouchou" is amazing.
Let's move on.
What is the book that Koizumi-san will never read?
"Global Comic Book".
It's "Global Comic Book"!
There's something good written about it!
Koizumi-san, you need media culture, don't you?
I don't really care about media or society.
It's "media" now!
How about "Inesco's Approach"?
"Inesco's Approach"? Does that mean I should approach "Inesco"?
I don't know about it. It's too difficult for me.
I'm not interested in it.
If you don't read it, you'll become a woman of "Koakuma A".
How about you, Yazawa-san?
Are you choosing one?
Don't just stand up and read it!
Okay, let's go back.
Okay, let's go. Gon-chi-san, let's go.
Have a good trip!
Now, Yazawa-san...
I wonder what it is...
Everyone is high-touching over there, right?
Welcome back!
We're back!
Now, let's take a look!
This is Yazawa-san's best script so far!
I don't think I'll ever get out of here!
This was written by Okada and Toshio-san.
I want everyone to read this!
Now, let's read a book you'll never read in your life!
Mathematics to Solve Crimes
You don't like math?
I don't like math!
I dropped out of math.
The author is...
The author is... Deblin.
Deblin!
Ponchi-san, you're already back!
So fast!
Now, Ponchi-san is back.
Now, Endo-san, shall we go?
Michael, it seems like we've never seen you in real life.
Yeah, it's difficult literature.
Now, Ponchi-san is back.
What is it?
Welcome back.
Everyone is waiting for you.
Welcome back.
Don't speak like an old lady.
Let's see.
What does Honchi want to say the most right now?
Please teach me what life is about.
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you, Honchi?
Honchi, you have a long life ahead of you.
Isn't it annoying?
It's you!
I want a reason for me to live.
There's no reason for you to do that.
I know what you're saying, but it doesn't make sense.
Okay, next up...
This is a book you'll never read.
What is it?
I'll Always Think I'm Fat
Read it!
I don't need it.
You do!
Okay, I'll give it to you.
Read it!
Okay...
Endo-san, have you bought it yet?
You've bought it, haven't you?
I've bought it.
What did you buy?
It's amazing!
It's mint!
But I want to read it.
I want to read it!
So you're still looking at reality, right?
You're not running away anymore, right?
You're pretending you're not looking, right?
It's not "I'll Always Think I'm Fat", it's "I'll Always Think I'm Fat"!
It's pretty tough to read, isn't it?
Okay, Endo-san will be back soon.
How did you buy it?
What is it?
Are you reading it?
Oh, it's a bird.
Okay, he's back.
It's a bird! It looks like a bird.
Bird, huh?
I don't think she likes birds that much.
Welcome back!
Let's see what Endo-san wants to read the most right now!
What is it?
A book that no one buys has to be bought by someone.
And you bought it!
Isn't it wonderful?
It's cute!
When I saw it, I felt sorry for it.
You took care of Gyadao-san, didn't you?
Yes, I did!
The book that you will never read again is...
Is it okay?
Is it big?
It's cute!
It's funny, isn't it?
It's cute, isn't it?
It's funny, isn't it?
Anyway...
Everyone bought it for us...
By the way, Masuda-san!
What should we do with this book?
Ah, that's right!
Of course, we will pay you for it.
Eh?!
Why?!
It's obvious! We chose it ourselves!
Eh?!
Why?!
Why are you trying to be funny on TV like this?!
It's no good!
In total...
26,320 yen!
Yes, please!
However...
Well, I'm not a demon either!
With rock-paper-scissors...
If you win me in three games...
The prize will be given to you.
Then, the representative...
Can we choose the representative?
It's no good!
One game! One game!
Just one! Just one!
Representative!
Representative! Representative! Representative!
Who?
Rumi-chan!
It's really no good!
Then, Maifuru...
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Is it okay?!
If Maifuru loses...
We will all pay you 200 yen!
Yes!
We will pay you back!
Yes!
We will pay you back!
Well, is it okay?
Before that...
Let's announce it, Saito-san!
Yes!
Let's announce it!
Now, on ABC 7739, we will broadcast "gp-2 Asia Series"! Please watch it!
Yes!
Now, let's do rock-paper-scissors and see who wins!
Now!
Let's do rock-paper-scissors and see who wins!
Yes!
Here we go!
Shall we do it first or last?
First or last!
Rock-paper-scissors!
See you tomorrow!
We lost!
Wait!
This is so frustrating!
I'm sorry, viewers.
We couldn't let you hear their screams.
By the way...
We didn't have much time, but we chose some books.
Which one do you want to read?
I'll read...
This one!
It's fun!
You're not interested in "down-down", are you?
No, I'm not.
Also, if you read "g", you'll get nauseous.
There's no such thing as "g"!
You guys should show more of yourselves!
Let's see what you've got.
I think...
This is it.
What is it?
I found this at a convenience store.
I hid it behind my back.
It's a cute picture.
It's a ghost!
You can't post a picture like this.
It's "ocardo".
It's in the "ocardo" corner!
So...
So, how was it, everyone? Today's broadcast was like this, but...
Recently, you know, viewers have been screaming more and more, because you haven't been screaming recently.
And all of this is stuck together.
Why is it like this?
Ah, you're right! That's right!
We don't have any money right now!
It's a big problem! We've put in a lot of money!
In exchange for a new set!
We're trying to get a little bit of your money!
Please cooperate! Cooperate! It's a big problem!
So, today we did it like this.
Next time we do it again, what do you think?
Ah, where should we do it?
When you're a first year, it might be good to do it outside like this.
First year students don't really want to spend money.
Or maybe you want to make some money.
Everyone wants to work part-time.
Ah, we can go give out tissues.
Ah, isn't that good?
We can go give out tissues.
Even if it's just a little, let's all help each other.
With that said, next time we'll do it in a place where we don't need money.
See you tomorrow!