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IDOLing starts now!
I'm the coolest one today.
Thank you for waiting, amazing one.
I'm the coolest one today.
Baribari, I'm the coolest one.
There's a lot of things in this world you don't know.
Even if the wind blows like that, you won't lose.
Even so, there's always a weakling out there.
Who's strong?
Anyway, let's endure it without fear of pain
Regrets always wait for yesterday
The strongest machine from today
Thank you for waiting, amazing guy
From today, you are the coolest
The strongest number is...
I see!
Really, from today, you are the best!
The best!
Idling!
I bought Idling! Monster Hunter, but I don't have any friends to play with me!
Please play with me! I'm MC Bakareshi Masato!
I'm main dancer Endo Reiko! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
This show is for Idling girls who are growing up as Idols,
to become one of them, while driving their cars.
It airs every Wednesday and Thursday at 2:40 PM.
Let me introduce you to Idling!
Let me introduce you to today's theme, "Recent Movies".
Let's start with Koizumi-san!
Hi! I'm Koizumi-san, an Idling fan.
"Recent Movies" is "Magic On Me"
"Idling Young" is Eto Maria.
"Recent Movies" is "twenty four"
"Idling Rock 4" is Tanoka Erika.
"Recent Movies" is "Magic On Me"
"Idling Nine" is Azarika.
"Recent Movies" is Peter Pan.
"Idling Eight" is Ponzi.
"Recent Movies" is Cleon Shin-chan.
"Idling Twelve" is Kaomura Yui.
"Recent Movies" is Sayuki.
"Idling Fourteen" is Hitomi Sakai.
"Recent Movies" is "Alps" girl Haiji.
"Idling Sixteen" is Kyochanmi.
"Recent Movies" is "Harry Potter"
"Idling Eighteen" is Mina Minji.
"Recent Movies" is "pretty woman" (Pribomen)
From now on, Endrego Alan will be MC of the show.
It's your first time, isn't it?
It's my first time.
It's really your first time since you turned 18, isn't it?
How do you feel about being an idol for the first time?
I'm a second generation idol.
That's right.
I'm a second generation idol with an announcer, Saito Maeko and Onogusa-kun.
But all of you have great personalities.
So I'll do my best not to lose to first generation idols.
First generation idols can make weird faces.
Both announcers and idols.
That's right.
Saito-san and...
First generation idols with high standards of personality.
I'll do my best not to lose.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
Let's welcome the first generation idols!
Fuji Television Video
It all started from here.
Idling started in October 2007.
A year and a half filled with cute dvd's.
Unforgettable shows, specials and overflows.
Mani-idols, hard work and pranks, watch them all and laugh!
Their history and embarrassing pasts are all packed in there!
If you don't watch this, you can't win against the 21st century idols!
Idling dvd box season 1!
Releasing June 27th.
So today we have 1st and 2nd generation of idling.
This is your first time too right?
Yes, it's our first time.
There's a lot of dark people here today.
There's no normal people here.
There's only weird people.
Curve, sinker, fork, sinker...
There's no straight people.
There's a lot of weird people today.
Aren't you a good member?
So let's get started.
Up, up, with your face!
We're finally back.
2nd generation of idling.
It's about time for trials.
This is where real idling begins.
Everyone, do your best.
Please explain the rules.
As idols, you have to express yourself with your face.
You have to use only your facial expressions.
Gesture quiz.
Up, up, with your face!
2 teams will compete against each other.
1 person has 1 minute.
If you get it in 5 minutes, you win.
And for the winning team...
What is it?
Let's heal your face with gestures.
This is provided by Slim Beauty House.
We'll do our best for you!
This is amazing!
There's a huge difference between last time and this time.
Everyone, please win and get it.
Everyone, please stand by.
Let's introduce the first team.
Koizumi-san, Tonouka-san, Yazawa-san, Sakai-san, Michiel-san!
Do your best!
We don't have much time.
Let's speed up and go home.
Let's go!
First team's up, up, with your face gestures...
Start!
- Tools! - Tools! Tools!
- Wardrobe! - Towels! - Pockets!
- Octopus! - That's a good one!
- Fish! - Fish!
- Fish demo? - Fish demo?
- Sardines! - Sardines?!
- Wait! Not Sardines...
- Tuna! - Fishing!
- Treasures! - Goldfish!
- Goldfish!
Sky.
Wind.
- Which of them? - Sky.
- How can it move like that? - Moon?
- Look up at the sky... - Clouds.
Clouds!
Sun!
- And? - Space.
- Moon! - Moon in which position?
- Calendar! - Bingo!
- OK, what is it? - Summer todo list.
Summer todo list.
- You, you! - You, you!
- What's that? - What is it?
- Ta-dah! - What's that? - Answer!
- Here's the answer! - Wow! - Wow!
- Here's the picture. - It's quite big.
- Lion! - Pharaoh! - Pharaoh!
- It's an animal that doesn't exist in reality. - Spaceship! - Big!
- Giant! - Giant?
- A baby lion! - Gorilla! - Gorilla?!
- Bigger and bigger! - Mountain Gorilla! - Wrong!
- It's inside of gorillas! - It's huge! - Bigger and bigger! - What is it?
- A gorilla? - Gorilla's song! - Gorilla's song!
- It's huge! - Wow!
- Here's the picture. - Here!
- An office! - UFO catcher! - Comedy! - Yes, that's correct!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Traditional! - Wow! - Traditional!
- Producer? - No, that's not it!
- Traditional entertainment! - That's not it!
- That's not it!
- Traditional entertainment, old times. - That's right!
- Put it on your face. - Japanese TV!
- Alright! - What?
- Alright, correct answer! - Whoa!
- Kabuki! - Wow, it looks good!
- It was kabuki. - That looks good!
- Alright, Yazawa... - Huh?
- This here! - What is it?
- Naaa! - What's that?!
- Yazawa-san gave us a brain hint. - What is it?
- Whoa, you're correct! - Whoa!
- Wow! - Alright, this here...
Neeeee...
Escalate
"Escalate" is correct!
Gillian
"Gillian" is correct!
Ah, scary!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Cross
"Cross" is correct!
Escalate
"Escalate" is correct!
"Cross" is correct!
"Cross" is summer, right?
Animal. Summer heat.
Sengoku!
Sengoku is correct!
No shouting!
Animal.
Camel!
Cora!
No.
Coward?
Using it for water.
Frog?
Big, big, big. In the zoo.
Seagull?
Correct!
Just like this.
Ponchi!
Mirror?
At home.
At home?
Grandma!
Wow!
This is good too.
Toiletries?
Clothes.
Toiletries!
Clothes!
Shower!
Shower is correct!
Cheers!
Kamijin-san!
I can't read kanji!
I can't read kanji.
There are members who like this, right?
Animals.
Animals?
Birds?
Birds too?
Pigeon?
Pigeon!
Pigeon is correct!
That's fast.
To study!
Wind!
To make money!
To study!
I can't read kanji.
Eh!
You can read kanji.
Michelle-san.
Laundry!
Laundry is correct!
Wow!
I can't read kanji!
This is bad.
This is hard.
I can't read kanji.
Mountain?
Casket!
Wow!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
Correct!
Wonderful!
And with that, the number of correct answers for the first team is 19!
Now, it's pretty wonderful, isn't it?
Then, let's look at the best faces.
Best faces, here!
I want to go there!
Is it okay?
Girls have this kind of function, don't they?
This is Yazawa-san's weapon, isn't it?
Let's call her "Yazawa-jiwa".
Wonderful! So, the correct answer was 19.
Next, let's look at the high school team!
The high school team consists of Eto-san, Monji- san, Kawamura-san, Kikuchi-san!
And, since one person is not enough, we would like Asuno-san to join the team, too!
This was changed just now, and now it's Endo-san's script!
This is the previous script!
No! No!
You didn't hear it! You didn't hear it!
No! No!
If you make such a weird face like that, you can't join the team!
I can't make such a face like that!
I'll do my best!
Your senior, Saito-san, is here!
Okay, let's begin!
High school team!
Start!
As it is! As it is! As it is!
As it is?
As it is! Correct!
Wow! You're fast!
This came out just now, right?
Elevator?
Correct!
Wow!
As it is! As it is! As it is!
Doctor?
As it is! As it is!
Huh? What?
As it is!
Ah! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
Buy with us!
What?
Zombie!
Zombie is correct!
Bubble!
Bubble?
Playing with a bubble?
Playing with a bubble!
Playing with a bubble is correct!
It's coming out!
Door!
No, no, no!
Water?
It's in a park!
Ah! Fountain!
Fountain is correct!
Doll! Doll!
Clock!
It's in a music room!
Pigeon?
It's in a park!
Correct!
OK, next one!
D-face! D-face!
D-face!
It's useless!
Useless!
It doesn't move!
Monster?
Monster is correct!
OK, let's move on!
Let's stop!
Toilet!
Toilet is correct!
How do you know?
Funky!
No!
You don't have to do it!
Accessories!
Accessories?
It's tools!
Tools?
You can cut things!
Scissors!
Scissors is correct!
OK, next one!
It's a creature!
Ah! It looks like it!
Slug!
Slug is correct!
It's close!
Katakuchi!
Katakuchi is correct!
Wow!
Jinkoaster?
Diving jump?
Ah, beautiful scenery!
Water!
Delicious food!
Lunchtime!
Lunchtime is correct!
It's a waterfall!
OK!
This way!
It's a hot spring!
Scary!
Which one are you describing?
Which one?
It's like "Oh, this is it!"
Who?
The leaf! L-leaf!
L-leaf?
But there are different kinds of leaves!
Dracula? No! No!
Elephant? Elephant! Elephant!
Elephant? Elephant?
The contents! The contents!
There is a container of contents!
Containers of contents?
You can drink it but it looks like this
Beer?
If you say it more broadly
Carbonated drink
Kaminari
Kaminari is correct
Amazing
Beer?
Umeboshi
Umeboshi is correct
Kaminari
Kaminari is correct
Cheers
Here it is
Earthquake?
Flying?
Flying? Small?
Helicopter?
Small?
Flying?
Bird?
Bird is correct
Taiko?
Tonkachi?
Super Bowling Bowl.
Crane, crane!
Drink!
Drive a crane!
They need ration fence!
What?!
Bamboo, bamboo something!
No, no, no!
Drive and drive! There used to be, but not anymore.
Train!
No, there is! There is a train, but train...
Shers?
Um, yes...
Shippo...
It might be too short.
- Is it open? - Yes, it is!
- Bye-bye! - Yes, change!
- Yes, change, change, change! - Yes, yes!
- Here it is, Ms. Endo! - Yes!
- Ms. Endo, here it is! - Yes!
- Please give us a clue!
- This is something that people made.
- Something that people made?
- Something that resembles people.
- Robot. - Robot.
- Next, here it is!
- Sky! When you look up at the sky, it's flying.
- Correct!
- Wood, wood!
- Cutting board!
- Correct!
- I'm scared!
- It came out!
- Wait! Wait!
- What? More!
- Big mat!
- Wrong!
- It came out!
- Cow!
- It's not a cow!
- If a cow came out, it wouldn't be such a reaction!
- I'm scared!
- Wait! Wait!
- Correct!
- The correct answer was "ghost".
- Everyone, please hold up your answers.
- Aren't you holding something good?
- Wow!
- Idling passed!
- This is amazing!
- You used up all of your energy!
- It's amazing!
- I'm sweating!
- You've never done anything like this before, right?
- I used to be a reporter.
- You had such a potential!
- It's a bit of a culture shock for me!
- I think it's wonderful!
- How was it?
- Now, the correct answer is...
- 19!
- Correct!
- That's amazing!
- Now...
- For now...
- What should we do?
- Let's look at the "best face".
- The "best face" is...
- This!
- What is it?!
- It came out!
- Wait a minute!
- What is this?!
- It's a horn, Ms. Jiro!
- What is this?!
- No!
- I can't stand this! - This is awful!
- Is it okay for you to do this? - This is awful!
- Did you leave this behind? - Yes, I did!
- This is awful! - This is awful!
- Her nerves are dead! - Yes, they are!
So, it's a draw, so Ms. Yazawa vs. Ms. Kawamura for the fencing match!
- I can't stand this! - You will do the fencing match with this horn!
- You will do it one by one! - What will you do?
- Fencing! It's up to you! - It's up to me?!
- It's up to you! - It's up to you!
- Okay, let's go! You will do the fencing match in 3, 2, 1! - I'll do it!
- Let's start with Ms. Yazawa's fencing match! 3, 2, 1!
- Time's up!
- Next up is Ms. Kawamura! - Okay!
- Okay, Ms. Kawamura! - I'm looking forward to it!
- She looks like a comet! - She looks funny!
- She already looks funny! - Let's go!
- Ms. Kawamura's funny face in 3, 2, 1!
- Time's up!
- Okay, it's time for the idol fencing match!
- Wow! - Okay, it's my turn now!
- The winner is Ms. Kawamura's team!
That's wonderful!
A new monster has appeared!
Ms. Yana, what do you think of these two newcomers?
I can't look down on them.
You can't look down on them, can you?
I'm curious about their relationship from now on.
That's it for "Up Up, Down Down" session!
"Up Up, Down Down" season 1 will be released on June 27th!
And now we begin our new segment, "Fans request", or "Fans request"!
On the IDOLiNG website, we always receive requests from IDOLiNG members about what they want us to say in this situation.
Every time we receive one request, nine of us will answer it.
The "Grand Prix" work chosen by Mashino-san with his own discretion will be distributed from the show's website as "Chuck Voice", so please look forward to it!
Also, for the fans who sent in their requests, we'll be giving out autographed copies of the members who were chosen for the "Grand Prix"!
Let's get started with today's "Fans request"!
The theme is this!
To childhood friends and boyfriends, "If you don't get one for me, will you make me your wife?"
It's going to be difficult today as well, everyone! Please do your best!
Let's get started! First up is 14-year-old Sakai- san!
Is it okay for us to do this at a reunion party or something like that?
Childhood friends...
Let's continue. Are you ready?
I'll say it in standard Japanese.
You'll say it in standard Japanese?!
Let's continue. Are you ready?
To childhood friends and boyfriends...
To childhood friends and boyfriends, "If you don't get one for me, will you make me your wife?"
If you don't get one for me, will you make me your wife?
Is that Miyazaki dialect or standard language?
What language is that?
People of Shibuya all speak like this.
Perverted! Perverted!
Everyone spoke like this!
You even said weird things!
Thank you!
Now, Koizumi-san!
Me?
Yes, Koizumi-san.
Thank you!
What will Koizumi-hime say?
I'll do my best!
Koizumi-san's childhood friend's boyfriend says...
If you don't get one for me, will you make me your wife?
Cute!
Isn't that wonderful, Koizumi-san?
Sometimes I do weird things.
Sometimes? That's amazing!
Sometimes I do weird things.
Doing the opposite of what you've been thinking about is wonderful, Koizumi-san!
This is really difficult!
Koizumi-san, you're usually like this, right?
No, I'm not!
Oh, you're not!
Then what kind of situation is this?
It's like you said something rude to a man you like.
What is this?
It's rude! It's a rude theme!
This is a rude theme!
Cute!
It's not cute!
Don't laugh!
It hurts! It hurts!
How is it? It's not cute?
Okay, here's the announcement!
Yes, this is the announcement for April 21st.
I'm glad I didn't read it all the way.
That's okay.
Don't read everyone's photos.
On Fuji TV 739, from today,
Brazil will host their first World Cup championship 50th anniversary soccer international exhibition match,
Sweden versus Brazil.
Please watch it!
First of all, Endo-san's potential has been developed.
Kawamura-san has improved a lot.
Lastly, Kawamura-san,
please show us your new face.
You already have a funny face!
Please show us your funny face!
3, 2, 1!
Goodbye!
That's amazing!
What? Is she going to be 1st place in this year's draft?
In an idol audition?
You were surprised, weren't you?
About what?
As I thought.
No, more than you think, people around you are more surprised than you are.
Is that how you look?
That's amazing!
Yes, tell us about it.
She said, "My face doesn't move the most among the members, so what should I do?"
She said that?!
No, no, no!
But is an adult's face weird?
No, you can make it move. You can make various faces.
I'll think about it.
That's amazing. She was born to be on this show.
Let's continue with "That's Kawamura-san!"
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Kawamura-san's childhood friend's boyfriend and friend say,
If you don't give it to me, will you give it to me?
Ah, you know...
If you don't give it to me, will you make me your wife?
You called me on purpose, didn't you?
There's a situation like that.
Everyone calls me "mom" or "aunt" so...
I thought it was something kindergarteners would say.
I see.
I thought I couldn't do it.
There's something tough about it.
Because I'm an old woman...
You admit it, don't you?
Yes.
So I thought I'd play a woman who's barely...
You're barely!
What's that?!
Wait! Wait!
Wait!
I'll wait. I'll wait.
I'll listen. I'll listen.
So I thought I'd play a woman who's barely...
Barely?
I thought I'd play a woman who's barely 30 years old.
At first?
Yes.
First of all, I called you.
But you're barely.
Barely? What's barely?
Like, you can't pay your rent.
Your life is barely!
I thought you'd say "my life is barely."
Yes.
I live in a cheap place.
So I'd check my phone.
You live in a place where you can't get a call.
Yes.
So I thought you'd answer me.
But you didn't answer me, so I called you.
If you don't make me your wife...
If you don't make me your wife, will you make me your wife?
And you cut me off.
Oh, you cut me off?
Yes.
So it's a failure.
Oh, I have to start living like this again.
Yes.
That's the situation I'm in now.
Wow, that's wonderful. Thank you.
Wow!
That's amazing.
Wow...
We have a lot of new people joining us.
Yes.
Thank you so much, everyone.
Thank you.
Now, let's move on to Tanoka.
Tanoka, you're amazing. It's hard to do it.
It's okay, it's okay, Tanoka-san is...
Tanoka-san is, you know, in this spring, you know, even more interesting.
Hey, I'm sick of it!
Well, it doesn't matter, you know.
Yes, let's move on.
Tanoka-san's childhood friend's boyfriend friend says, "If no one gets it for me, will you marry me?"
You know, if no one gets it for me, will you marry me?
No!
So, for some reason, for some reason, Eto-chan has shown her refusal.
What is it?
So, I think it's probably the most... the most...
I don't like it!
I think it's probably the most... I think it's probably the most... you've insisted on doing it this time.
No, I can't...
No, I can't do that kind of thing, you know!
You're lying!
You know, Eto-chan's been flirting a lot lately, haven't you?
I don't like it!
Eto-chan, you know, since April, you've got a new member, so you've changed your character.
Don't say that!
You've become cute, haven't you?
You've changed your attitude and everything, haven't you?
I have.
Oh, this is good!
I've decided that I'll do this segment only as an idol.
I see!
Yes, yes, yes.
Isn't it good?
You've suddenly gone back to me, haven't you?
Originally, that was the plan, wasn't it?
I see.
Well, if you start saying things like that, you'll get hit right away.
Okay, please come back!
Thank you!
Okay, next up is Kikuchi-san!
You can do it!
Yes!
Okay, are you ready?
Let's go.
Friends of childhood, if you don't get one for me, I'll make you my wife!
No, it's fine, but if you don't make me your wife, if you don't give me one, will you make me your wife?
What is this? What is this? What is this? Are you holding a wedding ring?
It's just a little thing. It's like a little favor.
It's like a little favor, but it's like you're getting divorced right away.
I did it like this for you to make me your wife.
On the contrary, it's heavy.
It's hard to use.
It's fine, but...
That's right, it's fine, but...
That's what I'm saying.
It's heavy.
It's hard, isn't it? It's hard.
It's hard, isn't it?
Yes, thank you.
Next up is Michelle!
Yes, let's go.
To Michelle's childhood friends and male friends, she says, "If you don't give me one, will you make me your wife?"
If nobody has me, can I be yours?
She had Ritz in one hand.
Next, Ponchi.
Michelle can speak English, so Ponchi can speak Vietnamese.
Just like Ponchi's childhood Vietnamese male friends, "If you don't give me one, will you make me your wife?"
What does it mean?
Just like Ponchi's childhood Vietnamese male friends, "If you don't give me one, will you make me your wife?"
Really? I thought you couldn't speak it.
I can speak it!
Oh, I see.
That's good. It's the first time for Vietnamese people to hear it.
When Michelle came in, she suddenly got excited.
She was looking at a book in a hurry.
Thank you!
I'm not giving it to you!
Is that so?
You're taking it for yourself, aren't you?
You're not giving it to a foreigner, aren't you?
Not at all!
I'm 100% sure about it!
Thank you!
Now, last one!
Queen of love!
Is it the last one?
Is it the last one? It's not the last one, is it?
I'm not doing it!
Oh, I'm sorry! I forgot about it!
You're not doing it!
Now, only Yazawa-san!
How is it?
What should I do?
Now, Yazawa-san!
Don't hide it!
It's okay, Yazawa-san!
Until now...
Until now, you've been making a ridiculous face!
Yazawa-san's determination is amazing!
Let's go!
Yazawa-san's childhood friend's boyfriend's friend...
If no one gives it to me, I'll give it to you!
If... no one gives it to me...
Hey! Don't be embarrassed!
I'll do it again!
If you're going to do it cutely, I'll do it cutely!
I'm sorry!
You're not used to it, so you're embarrassed, right?
I'm sorry!
Please do it again!
Do it well!
I'll do it!
Yazawa-san's childhood friend's friend...
If no one gives it to me, I'll give it to you!
I'm sorry!
Is that how you say it in your own country?
No!
You say "bubububu"
No, I'm sorry!
Decide properly!
Yes, I'm sorry!
Don't be shy!
You're an idol, aren't you?
Yes, I'm an idol!
That's right!
Say "kawaii" to your childhood friend's man!
Say "kawaii"!
If no one gets it for you, will you give it to your wife?
If...
No one gets it for me...
Will you give it to my wife?
Kawaii!
Sit down!
I'm sorry!
Get back!
I'm sorry!
You're making such a weird face.
One more person.
Eto-chan, right?
Eto-chan, please come forward.
Eto-chan is last!
Eto-chan is last, right?
Don't say that!
Eto-chan is cute!
Let's go! Let's go, Muneki-kun's glasses!
You didn't hear it, right?
Muneki-kun's glasses were saying "OK" in the back.
No! I didn't say that!
Let's go, Muneki-kun's glasses!
I didn't say that!
You said it!
I didn't say it!
You said it!
You said "OK"?
I don't want to do it anymore!
You're like Asano Atsuko of "Dangerous Ladies".
OK.
You're saying cool things.
Let's go!
Tell your childhood friends that if you don't get it, you'll give it to Oyamu-san!
If...
you don't get it...
I won't say it!
Are you Hiromi Go?
No, I'm not.
Until now...
Until now, you've done cute things and stuff like that.
I'll say it for the last time...
Alright, one more time!
Decide it!
You're popular, aren't you?!
You're popular, aren't you, heart-stopping glasses?!
Let's go!
She said "heart-throbbing glasses" and I said "you're popular, aren't you?!"
You're popular, aren't you?!
You're doing it!
Why are you supporting me?
Let's go!
Eto-san's childhood friend's boyfriends...
If no one gets it, will you marry me?!
Stop it!
Get back!
But you know...
You've become a comedian.
You can't be cute anymore.
I can't do this.
Because you want to be more popular, right?
Oh, forget it. I'm not popular anymore.
Okay, everyone, it's over.
It was a mess, but...
Okay!
Now, with Masato-san's independent judgment, please give us today's winner!
Okay! Today's Grand Prix is...
Yazao-san's "Dracula"!
That's weird, isn't it?!
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
You're kidding!
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
This isn't just any Grand Prix.
I just wanted you to see it one more time.
I don't want it!
I'm definitely going out of my agency!
That's right! You want this T-shirt, don't you?!
I don't want it!
Please don't take it!
Isn't it nice?!
Let's all wear this and sing "moteki"!
Yazao-san said it!
He said "motenai"!
What kind of "ki" is that?!
Okay! Let's choose the Grand Prix!
Let's see...
It's about time we did it according to our intentions.
Okay, Tomoka-san!
Thank you!
You can download Tomoka-san's "ki" from the program's website starting today!
Everyone, please use it!
Thank you!
Okay! That's all for today!
I'm Hansel and Gretel!
Goodbye!