AISubs v3.5
[*This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual individuals or events is purely coincidental.]
♪ Go! Go! Take a deep breath and make sure of these feelings ♩
♪ Leave tomorrow with a smile ♩
♪ That's right, now's the chance, and draw a miracle ♩
♩ On the beat, my fighting pose will burst ♩
♩ Hey! When I raise my left eye ♩
♩ I softly fly up to the sky ♩
♩ but will it change everything? ♩
♪ and make sure of it, this feeling ♩
Idling, you know, that silver tape made me want to sing for the rest of my life.
It was that song, wasn't it? It's nostalgic, isn't it?
I'm M.C.'s idiot, Matsuda, pleased to meet you!
I'm M.C.'s singer, Morimoto, pleased to meet you!
This program is for idling girls who are growing up as idol singers, and it's aimed at getting them to become one person in front of you.
Yes, and it's a daily program for super idling girls.
It airs every Wednesday and Thursday from 2:40 p.m.
But next time will be on April 17th!
Let me introduce you, it's idling girls!
Hello!
Let me introduce you, today's topic is celebrities you first met.
First, Ms. Kato!
Idling No. 1, I'm Kato Saraka.
Idling No. 2, I'm Kiri Isono.
Idling No. 3, I'm Mirumi Koigi.
Idling No. 4, I'm Mirumi Koigi.
I first met a celebrity in Ginza, Mr. Morimitsuko.
Idling No. 3, I'm Endo Mai.
I first met a celebrity in a convenience store, Mr. Croquet.
Idling No. 4 is Etomaria.
The first celebrity I saw was Nakamura Sanzaburo.
First class celebrity, idling No. 5 is Takiguchi Mira.
The first celebrity I saw was Othello at a retail store in Osaka.
Idling No. 6 is Shimaka Erika.
The first celebrity I saw was Tsugawa Masahiko.
Idling No. 7 is Yaza Erika.
The first celebrity I saw was Shimana Shinsuke.
Idling No. 8 is Shidan.
The first celebrity I saw was Shidan.
Idling No. 9 is Yokaibara Rika.
The first celebrity I saw was Toshihiko Takamizawa.
Thank you for joining us today.
By the way, the first celebrity I saw was Ano-ne- no-ne when I was in kindergarten.
Ano-ne-no-ne and...
Let's get started!
"idling" is broadcast every Monday to Friday on CS broadcast Fuji TV 721-739.
Every Thursday night, you can enjoy it on ground broadcast.
In addition, in the video distribution service Fuji TV on demand,
you can see the complete version of "idling" such as special videos released on TV.
You can easily access it from the program homepage, so please check it out!
If you want to know more about "idling"
Please take a look!
As you all know, "idling" will be suspended from next week for two weeks.
So, today is the last broadcast of March.
Yes, and last but not least, the next broadcast will be on April 7th.
Please be aware of it!
And while "idling" is off...
Here!
It's huge!
While "idling" is off, CS broadcast will be suspended.
So, we're going to make a big push!
Fuji TV 721 will send you "spring holiday special"
From midnight tonight, we will have 16 consecutive live performances.
In addition to Rialo Smith and Alicia Keys, who are overseas super big artists,
we will have live performances of Angel Aki and Yoshii Katsuya's "idling" live performances,
and "Tokyo Earthquake Tour Final" as well!
It's rare, so please take a look!
This is March's last broadcast.
We don't know what will happen in April, so we'll do everything we can for our fans!
You don't know what's going to happen in April?
Let's go!
Please, fans!
Year-end adjustment special!
By the way, there are only three left for today's birthday!
There are only three left!
Year-end and year-end adjustment special!
That's great!
What?
Today is our last broadcast, and we're doing this?
That's fine!
Idols do this every now and then!
Who are you talking to?
I'm talking to Kim Tai's ghost.
She will die today.
That person?
We only know what we know.
Then please go to sleep.
Let's go!
Let me announce today's first topic!
Here it is!
If this game didn't exist, what would you do?
Here is the number of participants!
6417 people!
The results are as follows!
Thank you!
Let's go!
There are only three left for today!
Let's speed up!
Year-end and year-end adjustment special!
Wait a minute...
Who should we choose?
Speed up!
Tomoka!
Yes!
I'm Tomoka Erika and my fan name is "Gamon-ard- union-dark"!
Thank you!
Let's go!
If this game didn't exist, what would you do?
Neo King's 'In Lock'
When I first saw it, I was happy about it.
Why?
Because it hasn't been filmed yet.
But if you think about it, it doesn't taste good at all.
I know how you feel.
But if you see their Neo King video, you might be right.
But it's good and interesting.
Ever since I saw it, every time I go to the countryside, I try not to use "In Lock".
But you have to do it properly!
It's dangerous!
You don't know when you'll get caught.
It's dangerous.
I see.
You've changed, Tonoka-san.
You make one girl like this.
It's fun!
Tonoka-san, I'll give you the award.
Thank you!
Next, Kato-san!
Kato-san!
Hello, I'm Kato Sayaka, and I'm an idol singer.
Thank you for giving me the award.
If you didn't have this award, what would you do?
I'd drink mentos cola.
That's amazing!
I don't know about you, but you didn't remember it until I said it, did you?
I remember it!
It's amazing!
I worked really hard for it.
Since then, I've been kicked out of "Hana Donguri", "Hana Youji", and "Hana Ugai".
Actually, I didn't stand out much.
I see!
You didn't have much to look back on.
That's right!
I'm very frustrated about it now.
You asked me to work harder.
I thought I worked harder.
You worked harder?
That's what I thought.
It's not that I didn't want to do it, but I'm frustrated.
I should have done it better.
You said you wanted to do it better.
Morimoto said I should have done it better.
You should have done it better.
Another girl became like this.
Thank you very much.
Next, Fonchi.
Yes, I'm idol number eight, Fonchi.
I got this fandom from Mt. Factory. Thank you very much.
Let's go.
If you hadn't had this fandom, what would you have done?
I don't know which one will be more exciting.
You already said you wouldn't do it, so don't touch it.
You said you wouldn't do it, so don't touch it.
I also couldn't make it more exciting,
but I think MYTOM will be more exciting.
It's not anyone's fault.
I've been doing it every day since then.
Besides, I think I've only been losing lately.
Don't say that!
How much have we been losing?
You haven't lost anything.
Ever since it started, it's been like this.
Nothing's happened.
I'll give you the main award.
Thank you.
Koizumi-san.
Yes, I dream, you go, I'm Koizumi-san.
I got my fan name from Kirai-san.
Thank you very much.
Let's hear it. What made you decide not to do this?
Appearing in a show.
That's right.
I've said a lot of things that I can't say on TV.
I've met people like PE.
I've been told by the editors that it's really hard to edit.
I've said a lot of rude things.
For a year, I've been doing things I shouldn't be doing.
Like what? Words?
Things you shouldn't say.
There are words, right?
Well, well, well.
Things you shouldn't say on TV.
I've learned a lot of things and I'm really glad.
When I was wondering if it was bad, I looked at our faces.
Most of the time, we're hiding our faces.
We're trying not to show our faces.
That's right, we're trying not to show our faces.
We're trying not to show our faces.
If you think we won't show up, that's when it happens.
Ah, is that so?
Yes, I understand.
Please be careful.
Thank you.
Please give her a round of applause.
Thank you.
Next, Etto-san.
Yes, I'm idol group number 4, Chimoria.
Thank you for giving me my fan name, Ettongardett- san.
Let's go. What made you decide not to do this?
I cried at the graduation ceremony.
But at the graduation ceremony...
At the graduation ceremony of the school?
At the graduation ceremony of the school, when everyone is in line, girls start crying together.
But when I cry like that, that quiet atmosphere makes me want to laugh on a chair.
Did you cry?
I cried.
It's not like that.
Your face...
You were crying.
It's not like that.
You had exactly the same face.
It's not like that.
Your glasses are fogging up.
It's not like that.
That's why I like contact lenses when I cry.
It's not like that.
That's why I like contact lenses when I cry.
But I can't cry any worse than this.
So I'll try a cute way of crying.
For example?
I want to do it like that.
Yes.
From now on...
From now on, Ettongardett will come out.
Thank you.
Next, Endo-san.
Yes, Endo-san of idling song.
Thumbnail is from Turkey-san.
Thank you very much.
Let's do it.
What would you do if you didn't have this sword?
I'm curious about how you wipe your buttocks.
I think butts are important parts of human beings.
In order to keep important parts healthy, you need to know what kind of soft wall you should use and which direction you should use.
So it's not strange for you to be interested in these things.
It's not strange at all.
But it's not something an idol would say on TV.
That's the only difference.
I heard it had a high viewing rate.
Does that mean a lot of people know that I'm interested in butts?
That's not the viewing rate.
Happy viewing rate!
What are you talking about?
We gave you two My Plus stickers!
Next, Yokoyama-san!
Yes, I'm Yokoyama Rurika, 9th year idol class.
Yokoyama-san gave me these fans. Thank you very much!
Let's do it.
Please make sure this never happened. What is it?
That it was an idol restricted program.
Ah, it's happening, it's happening.
This is because all of my school friends are watching my idol ratings.
And I've never been told that I'm cute.
It's because most of my songs have insert scenes.
But I've only been told that they're funny.
They're funny.
That's why idols are told that I don't do things like that but that I have a lot of courage.
That's right.
I'm happy.
It's funny.
You're happy after all, right?
I'm happy.
It's not an idol program anymore, right?
It's an entertainment program, right?
No, no, no!
Like "Hinadangu"?
No, no, no!
It's "Hinadangu"!
Okay, I'll give you the Yokohama Daze.
Okay, thank you!
Okay...
Takiguchi-san!
I'm an idol group member, Takiguchi Mira.
I got my solo name from Butchigiridane-san.
Thank you!
Let's hear it.
What is it that made this never happen?
The fact that Yori-san's important things have changed.
That's right!
Is Mori-san not here today?
She's not here.
Actually...
Since this day, Mori-san has become very kind.
That's right!
And when you're not there!
I'm watching you, I'm watching you!
Are you serious?!
I'm watching you!
How nice of you!
For example, we had some free time after the shoot.
And we decided to go out for a cup of tea as a treat.
And I didn't like how Mori-san treated me.
He always asks me to do it on Fuji TV.
It's his job!
He's like my dad after being punched by Son Goku.
Mori-san! Mori-san!
I like you!
I'll always support you!
Yazawa-san!
Yes! I'm idol number 7, Yazawa Rika!
My fan name is Akai-fan-sama! Thank you!
Thank you!
If you weren't in this game, what would you have done?
I'm not allowed to talk to you.
I used to be banned from talking to you.
And my fans have been asking me to get along with you.
But we're really good friends.
Really?
Because when we were talking about Mikuni-san...
What did you say?
We don't feel the same way anymore.
No, no, no!
We're not separated!
We're all one!
One!
There's a division between us.
No, no, no!
That's why we're like this!
I'm starting to catch a cold.
Yazawa-san, thank you!
Thank you!
Let's see your answers.
Okay, well...
Well...
I'll say that I lost to Mori-san's big dream.
Thank you!
Thank you, Mori-san!
Okay, let's go on!
It's long!
It's 3 rounds!
The next theme is...
"Idling point, bakarizumi" is...
The number of votes is...
This one!
Thank you!
Okay, let's speed up the tempo!
Let's see your answers!
Okay, well, Tomoka-san!
Yes, I'm Tomoka Erika, 6th member of idling.
Thank you for sending in your answers, Kumachan- san!
Let's see your answers.
"Idling point, bakarizumi" is...
You look like a salaryman in "Shinbashi".
There's one!
Isn't this from "Yuurakuchou"?
It's from "Yuurakuchou"!
What kind of person is like me?
Thank you!
This is bad!
It's really long!
Next, Endo-san!
Yes, I'm Endo Mai, 3rd member of idling.
Thank you for sending in your answers, Gaku-san!
Let's go on!
"Idling point, bakarizumi" is...
You're definitely more sober than me!
No!
You're sober!
Up until now, I've been called "sober" because of my nickname when I was in elementary school.
But when I met you, I realized that there's someone who's more sober than me.
You're the one who's sober!
Kiri-chan!
Because you're sober!
Endo-san will start now!
The pipe went through my back the other day.
Next, Takiguchi-san.
Yes! I got this fan name "Asahi's Daruma-san" from Takiguchi-san! Thank you!
Let's go in! What makes you go crazy when you're idling?
Your singing voice is like Tachihiroshi-san's. It's cool!
That's right. I imitated Tachihiroshi-san's voice.
Really?
However, it's only my singing voice.
You don't have a singing voice or anything like that.
I don't want you to be the only one who says that!
My singing voice is Matsudaseiko.
It's a loss.
It's a real loss.
This is a loss!
It's a loss indeed!
Takiguchi-san will start now!
Next, Yokoyama-san!
Yes! I'm Yokoyama Rurika from IDOLiNG9. I got this fan name "Chatter-san" from you! Thank you!
Let's go in! What makes you go crazy when you're IDOLiNG?
After recording, I'm a little thin.
This is tiring.
I eat a lot and get fat.
You've gotten fat.
It's not like that! I play with Kado-san-san at night!
Which one?
No matter how much you say about me, don't say anything about Kado-san-san!
Kado-san-san has a wife and a child!
If you're going to blame me, blame me for being single!
Kato san.
Kato san, you are the best idol.
Thank you for the nickname "Ms. Shiitake".
Thank you.
What is your idol phase?
I don't know what I do at home.
You said you are sober.
I had an image of you being sober.
But, Masumo san said you went to a sports bar with many girls.
When you push the button of the sports bar, a spotlight hits your butt.
Deer! Deer!
After that, I invited Kato san to the sports bar.
What did you do?
Shioya san took me there.
Kato san, you are the best idol.
Thank you.
I don't care what happens.
I don't want anyone to get hurt.
Koizumi san.
I am Koizumi Remi of the idol phase.
I got the nickname "Ms. Remicha".
Thank you.
You have become arrogant after becoming an idol.
Ren's face.
This is terrible.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I only think of you as Beno-san.
You only think of me as Beno-san?
People who go to a sports bar like that are Beno- san's fans.
Men like that are Beno-san's fans.
I'm just doing sports. What's wrong with me?
It's true that you go to a sports bar.
I'm sorry, but I've heard that story many times.
Okay, next.
I'm Eto-san.
I'm Eto Mania, an idol group member.
Thank you for joining us for "My Name is Eto Rikeri Eto Rikeri".
Let's get started.
What is "idolism" and "bacharism"?
It's "unique men".
You said "men" earlier, but you're calling me "men" now?
I said it wrong, didn't I?
Anyway...
Thank you.
We don't have much time.
I'm Yazawa Rika, an idol group member.
Thank you for joining us for "My Name is Yazawa Rika".
What is "idolism" and "bacharism"?
I'm sorry, but I've heard that story many times.
I don't want to talk to you anymore.
What are you talking about?
By the way, I also wrote "Beno-san" here.
What are you talking about?
You're wrong.
Since we're done here, let's go to a spot-buy shop!
I don't need it.
Fonchi-san!
Yes, I'm Aitanigi No. 8 Fonchi. I got it from a fan who broke her collar while snowboarding for 3 years. Thank you very much!
What is your bakarism when you're an idol singer?
I like to talk!
That's right!
It's easy, easy.
My dad and I can't talk at all in the dressing room.
We talk a lot in the dressing room, but I can't talk at all.
I want you to talk a little more.
Because I'm scared!
I'm scared!
At least I don't want to slip after we're done recording!
Fonchi-san, thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
Yes, yes, yes!
Please put it up!
Yes!
Wait!
The only male!
Yes!
I'm not saying that!
It's probably a lie.
I don't think it's a lie.
Yes!
There's more, but...
At the end...
Yamao-san!
Yes!
Please put it up!
It's a sport!
It's an easy one!
It's funny!
It's an easy one!
Where is it?
My mother watches it, too!
I'm sorry!
So you just want to protect yourself!
You looked like you were having fun talking about it.
You know, I'm fine with talking about it as a joke, right?
But I've already been told by the staff.
If you want to hear it, I'll tell you everything.
Thank you!
Okay, let's move on.
Today's topic is...
IDOLING WARS 2008
The number of entries is...
Here it is!
Wow! Thank you!
Congratulations!
Okay, let's move on.
Yes!
Let's start with Yazao-san!
Yes! "IDOLING '07" Yazao-shika and fan name "mah- na- san" gave me this.
Thank you!
Let's move on.
IDOLING WARS
Only adults can sit in the back row.
Why? Why? Why?
Can't you see?
I don't know!
I don't know! I don't know!
Let's say you're an adult.
What's in the front row?
In the front row, there's a gorilla...
A gorilla, glasses and old woman's shoulders.
What?!
Old woman, gorilla, glasses...
We're all gorillas!
What?!
I'm scared!
It's just a false accusation.
What?!
We can't hide it!
Why?!
Why do I have to sit in the back row?!
That's cruel.
We're all scary.
What?!
Still young.
Still young!
That's cruel.
It's not funny?!
Eto-chan is cruel too.
I'm still young!
Thank you for giving us the chance.
Thank you.
Next, Yokoima-san.
Yes, I'm Rurika Yokoyama of IDOLiNG95.
Thank you for giving me my fan name "Kio-san".
Let's move on to IDOLiNG Prelude.
I have nothing to lose.
Finally.
I also have a nosebleed.
I also did a back hug, a pie throw, a joint technique, and a Neoki prank.
I have nothing to lose.
Don't say you have nothing to lose!
I have nothing.
I see. I thought you were the last hope of an idol group.
But you said you had nothing to lose.
You have nothing to lose.
All you have to do is put it in your nose.
Don't say you have nothing to lose.
I see. I thought you were the last hope of an idol group.
Thank you.
Now, Eto-chan.
Yes, I'm Eto Maya, idol number four.
Thank you for the fan name 'moshimoshimo'.
Idol infiltration.
High school students, I'm worried when I see you.
Why? Why?
What do you mean?
Because when you were in third grade,
you looked like you were a good student no matter what you did.
But as the days go by,
you're not serious anymore, you're more mature.
You're starting to show that.
When you first started middle school,
you were supposed to be a cute girl who could do sports.
But now you're like this.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You're wrong!
Don't get people's jokes wrong!
Don't get them wrong!
Don't say things like that!
That's why, no matter how weird I become,
I'm still scared.
What's with that mild poison?
You're saying crazy things.
Mild poison.
So, when I become a high school student,
I want to change in a good direction.
How?
How do you want to change?
A good direction is a good direction.
I didn't think about it.
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!
Next, Tomoka!
Yes! I'm idol number six, Tomoka Erika!
Thank you for giving me the fan name 'funny electrician'!
Let's go!
Idol hierarchy!
Idols are pure, honest and funny!
That's beautiful!
Yes!
After all, this is perfect for Ema's idol career.
That's right.
It doesn't have to be cute.
At first, I wanted to be pure and beautiful,
It doesn't have to be cute.
If it doesn't have to be cute,
then I'll live proudly.
I'll make weird faces more and more.
No, I think it's fine to make it funny.
Thank you!
Really?
I'll do my best.
Yes, please do.
Thank you so much!
Fonchi-san!
Yes, I'm idling No. 8 Fonchi!
I got my fan name from idongri-san. Thank you very much!
Let's do it! Idling Dragon!
Be aware!
Even if you're an egg, a pro is a pro!
That's right! That's right!
That's a good thing to say!
That's right!
From April, we'll have more new friends, right?
Yes!
We have to work hard so we don't lose!
That's right!
Are you aware of that, Fonchi-san?
Of course!
What are you going to do from now on?
For now, I'll talk!
She's getting angry!
Even if you talk for now while the camera is rolling, it's a problem, right?
It's not a small shop!
Even if you talk for now...
I'll talk properly!
You'll talk properly, right?
I'll look forward to it!
Yes!
Let's do our best!
I'll really do my best!
Until today...
You're going to go slowly, right?
Until today, you're going to go slowly, right?
No, not at all!
Thank you!
Fonchi-san, thank you for coming!
Thank you!
Next, Kato-san!
Idling No. 1, I'm Kato Sayaka. My fan name is "My job is No. 15". Thank you for joining me!
Let's move on. Idling Lineage!
"Don't think you'll always have it" Seki and Wakasa.
You're rich, aren't you?
Right? We were just talking about it with the new members.
But you really can't get on and off this stage!
That's right!
As a creator, I'm sure you can't.
Then you should move a little.
But we have to work hard.
I feel like we've been spoiling you all this time.
That's right. It's a tough world.
And Wakasa!
If you buy a car, you'll be 20 years old!
If you buy a car...
Wow!
20 years old!
Eno-chan!
Fuka!
Why do you look like you're in despair?
Fuka!
That's right.
How many people do you think will wear glasses?
Wait!
Let's do our best!
I'll give you a chance sticker.
Thank you!
Now, Takiguchi-san!
Yes, I'm Takiguchi Miura, an idol singer.
I got this fan name from Katsudon-san. Thank you!
Let's go.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I just said it.
You did it!
But I thought it's okay for me to say this kind of thing in front of the audience,
because it's only for idol singers.
It's not like idol singers are allowing it,
but they're giving up!
No, but Miura really learned a technique that doesn't make a sound,
and her smell is really...
What do you mean "learned"?
She always gets hit by Mami-chan, right?
Even when I'm on the train, if I smell something smelly,
Someone just farted!
It's all Miura's fault!
Even when it's not Miura's fault, it's all Miura's fault!
It's all my fault!
But I'm an idol, so I won't do it.
No, you can't do it!
You can't do it!
You guys are really dirty.
No, we're not!
We're not!
What do you mean "clever and right"?
"Takimusa Second"!
Thank you!
Endo-san!
Yes, I'm an idol singer, Endo Mai.
I got my fan name "usappyu" from you. Thank you!
Let's go. "Idol Singer Streaming"!
You use it a lot, don't you, growth hormone?
Oh, I see.
Well, you know, people who are chubby tend to say "no, no, it's growth hormone" every time they eat something.
I think it's the same for you, Zumi-san, but when I was growing up, I wasn't that fat.
I'm not fat, either.
It's like you're losing weight. You're losing it.
I'm not just saying it. You should lose weight.
That's right.
You should be aware of it.
That's a good one!
Because, you know, in April, new girls will come in and if they're skinny and cute, you'll lose!
Yes!
If you lose weight and get prettier, you'll have material.
Material?
That's right.
I don't like it.
I hate it.
It's not like we're filming this on a hidden camera or anything.
I hate it. I really hate it.
I don't like it.
I see.
Let's do our best!
Let me introduce Ms. Enno.
Yes, thank you.
Ms. Koizumi!
Yes!
Idling No. 2 is me, Koizumi! I got it from a fan named Gojugo-san! Thank you very much!
Let's do it! Idling Stream!
I can see it now, the entrance of the entertainment world!
I really liked it, and among all the fans who sent it to me, I thought this was the brightest.
I thought it would be a perfect word for the nine of us right now.
How long is the entrance?
How many centimeters?
I think it's about 5 centimeters.
5 centimeters?!
It's not that big of a leap!
I've been working hard for a year and a half!
How big was it originally?
It was originally about 20 centimeters!
It's pretty close!
It's about 4 centimeters!
But!
It's still a little bit!
It's been a year and a half, and I'm still standing at the entrance!
And from April, the door of the entrance will finally open!
It's already open!
Yes, I'm already preparing to enter the entrance of the entertainment world in March!
There is a rumor that new students will also enter!
In addition to that, I'm thinking about how I will do idol activities in the future!
If it was originally 20 centimeters, I wanted you to say it in one step!
A year ago, it was only 15 centimeters!
That's how I progressed!
That's how idol activities have grown!
It's from now on!
It's starting from now on!
That's right!
I'll do my best!
Yes!
Then, Koizumi-san, I'll hand it over!
Yes! Thank you!
Then, please give us the next answer!
Then, Yazawa-san, only a year and a half has passed since you left!
Hooray!
Yes, with that said...
Honji-san, you're looking forward to it, right?
Yes!
Since April.
Of course!
You're okay with it, right?
I'm okay with it!
Are you going to go all out?
I'm ready.
She's ready!
Until today...
Until today, you're on vacation, right, Honji-san?
That's right!
Yes!
With that said, the next broadcast will be on April 7th!
Yes!
Goodbye!