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Dance, dance, dance! Everybody, let's go!
Idol League!
That's amazing!
Is it okay to burn it like that?
Let's do our best. I'm MC of IDOLiNG, Mako Bakari. Nice to meet you.
I'm MC of IDOLiNG, Mako Bakari. Nice to meet you.
This program is for IDOLiNG girls who are growing up as adults
and aiming for them to become millionaires.
This program is broadcast from 3.30pm today.
Let me introduce IDOLiNG!
IDOLiNG!
Don't you forget?
Today's theme is album advertising and enthusiasm for live performances.
Kato-san!
I'm Kato Sayaka of IDOLiNG.
My enthusiasm for live performances is to make fans happy.
I see.
I'm Koizumi Min of IDOLiNG.
My enthusiasm for live performances is to do it with nine people at the end,
so I'll do my best.
I'm Endo Mae of IDOLiNG.
My enthusiasm for live performances is...
It's been a while since I did a live performance, so I'll do my best and practice.
I'm Tomomiya of IDOLiNG.
My enthusiasm for live performances is...
I'll do each and every move carefully.
I'm Koizumi Min of IDOLiNG.
My enthusiasm for live performances is...
Out of the three times, I'd like to make it the most professional-like live performance.
Professional-like!
I'm Erika Makai of IDOLiNG.
My enthusiasm for live performances is...
Out of all the live performances I've ever done, I'd like to make it the best.
I'm Ayaka Nanako of IDOLiNG.
My enthusiasm for live performances is...
I'd like to make fans happy.
I'm Son Chi of IDOLiNG.
I'd like to make live performances last-minute so they stay in your heart.
I'm Rurika of IDOLiNG.
My enthusiasm for live performances is...
I'd like to share my thoughts and thoughts for one year and five months.
I hope we can spend the next two years and five months together!
There will be no live performance at the end!
Next Sunday, the 30th, we will finally have a live performance in Shibuya!
What kind of live performance do you think it will be, Yokoyama-san?
There will be new members joining the show.
This will be the last live performance of the nine of us, so we're all pumped up!
How about you, Tomoka-san?
I want to make a live performance that will stay in everyone's memories!
How about you, Yasawa-san?
There will be two live performances in Osaka, Tokyo and Shibuya.
It will be different from Osaka and Tokyo.
You can look forward to it!
Osaka!
Osaka is amazing!
If you look inside, it will be mid-month.
No, it won't!
But there are still many things left to do.
The idol group's album will be released on March 30th at Shibuya ACQ.
There will be two live performances and Osaka Big Cat Show in April and May.
But there are only a few tickets left.
Everyone, you can still make it in time!
You can still make it in time!
You've seen it before, right?
No, we haven't!
Please look forward to it!
Let's get pumped up!
Idol Club!
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Yato-san is taking off his seat.
My stomach hasn't been in a good condition since this morning.
So it's like "idling" even though you're an idol?
Yes, during the show "idling" even though you're an idol!
You said it! You said it!
That's no good!
In order for "idling" to become a one-man-idol group, they need to learn more about society.
This time too, a professional on that path has stepped up for "idling".
Please watch this video again.
In 2008, many mysteries still exist in this world.
To solve those mysteries, a professional detective has stepped up.
We finally have to put our "new type" into practice.
It's okay! It's okay!
Mornings pile up with sadness
Days turn into nights of tears
Days turn into nights of sadness
Memories of the past
The sky turns red and colors fade away
Memories of the past
Then reality is not as cool as a drama.
I know.
This story is about love.
Right?
Yes, Major.
By the way, what is this bouncing thing?
This is a bid.
A bid?
Then it's not a witch?
Yes! Isn't it cute?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Okay.
Catch this big weapon in the colony.
This mission is to find out how the drum can was made.
The two head for Chiba City, which is close to Solomon.
Finally, Major Iyazawa and Lala Mai's investigation begins.
Major, that's a metal plate under the drum can.
Using corning machine, metal plate is processed into a ball and welded.
That will be the drum can's body part.
You're smart, Lala.
I don't like it when you talk like an adult.
That's a double beat expander.
I see, the drum can's line was made by that machine.
Investigator, it doesn't look like this is where we're going.
You're right, Lala. Shall we move?
Yes, Investigator.
When they were about to leave to check the next process...
I'm sorry, you didn't get hurt.
You're an inexperienced driver.
One, two...
I'm sorry, I thought you'd be able to avoid it.
What's your name?
I'm Sato.
Afro? That's a strange name you know.
I heard you say Sato, Investigator.
Afro...
I'm Sato.
We're professionals, we'll be going now.
Let's meet again if we get a chance.
While recreating scenes they've seen before...
The two move deeper into the factory.
Investigator, please look.
The same material as the torso is pulled out of the iron plate...
Iron plate and ground plate are made and seamed onto the torso.
To think that all of this was automatic...
It's amazing.
I agree.
Investigator, let's go deeper.
Finally, the final step.
The time of promise is getting closer.
It looks like it's done by painting the outside with paint source and letting it dry, right, Major?
It's good if it's painted red.
Now we've got a preview of how the drum is made.
Our mission ends here. Let's blow it up, Lala.
Yes!
It's blown up! It's blown up!
Ah, the pit...
It's blown up!
Then out of nowhere (la la la la la la)
My eyes fall with you (la la la la la la la la la la la la)
Then love begins (la la la la la la la la la la la la)
And then, as the time passes by,
(I can see the time)
(I'm scared)
The venue was kindly given to us.
That's right, Major. Thank you for recruiting me this time as well.
Lala is a woman who might become my mother.
What?
Lala is a woman who might become my wife...no...
Lala is a woman who might become my mother.
Is that so? You really have a lot of words to say.
That's right.
It's so...
It's so fast.
It's a little...
It's a little too fast, isn't it?
That's right. This time's reconnaissance was also difficult, wasn't it?
From what I heard, even though Lala said during rehearsal that her drumstick hurt, she cried and stopped recording.
In a way, she's a new type.
She's a new type.
Lala-san! Lala-san!
And even though she was about to cry, she was like "Dada!" and cried.
Lala-san! Lala-san!
It was like she couldn't put her hands on her.
Lala-san! Lala-san!
It was Lala-san's waiting for tears.
Lala-san! Lala-san!
It's annoying, isn't it? When you're stopped.
That's right. Normally...
That's right. You all think like that, don't you?
At that time, how was it, Major?
I was waiting.
You were waiting?
You were waiting for Lala-san to stop crying?
The recording was getting more and more difficult.
That wasn't Endo-san, was it?
I don't know him at all.
If it was Endo-san, you wouldn't have cried like that, would you?
That's right. I don't cry.
You don't cry, do you?
You don't cry and then close your heart forever, do you?
You don't close your heart on the bus home, do you?
You don't drag it along, do you?
Endo-san, you don't do that?
I don't do that.
Eh, Sato-san...
Sato-san!
Ah, you're here.
You're here.
Sato-san, when Lala-san was crying, you gave her a big applause, didn't you?
Sato-san! Sato-san!
Sato-san and Shimada-di gave you a big applause, didn't you?
You two did that and Lala-san closed her heart.
She said she didn't think about it.
Now...
I think I know what you asked for.
What did you ask for, investigator?
Please tell us about it.
This time...
Due to the introduction of a new type of wire...
The manufacturing process of the drum tube became obvious...
But...
With the name "Beat Expander" that came out in "VTR"...
We found out that there are two grooves in the drum tube.
These grooves, right?
Yes.
What exactly are these grooves for?
Please tell us.
Here is the question.
Why are there two grooves in the drum tube?
Please think about it.
I see.
The "beat" that Lala-san was wearing...
What is it?
"Beat"...
What is it?
What is it, investigator?
It's about Lala's machine...
Lala's machine?
Machine? Machine?
Yes.
It's about robots...
Robots?
This is...
This is a robot?
It seems like it.
What is that robot called?
"Beat".
"Beat"...
This is "Beat", right?
Yes.
This is "Beat", right?
Yes.
What is "Beat" for?
It's necessary for a new type.
It doesn't look like a new type at all, investigator.
What was "new type" again?
A new type.
That's right.
That's a new type.
She keeps saying 3 or 4 words in a rotation.
So, have you heard of it?
Have you heard of it?
Yes!
So, is it okay?
Okay, everyone, please answer at once. Go ahead!
Okay, then... Kato-san.
The strength becomes stronger.
By putting it in...
What kind of mechanism is it? Why does it become stronger?
Like, it doesn't go "gusha" (crash)
That's a stupid answer.
Anyway, it becomes harder for it to go "gush".
I see. And then, Koizumi-san.
Yes, sometimes there's water in the drummer.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, like petroleum gas or water.
By having a groove in it, it prevents water from leaking.
Why doesn't it leak?
By having a groove in it, it prevents water from leaking and pops it off.
That's why it has a groove in it, so it doesn't leak.
Shou-san, this person is "new type", isn't she?
She's "new type", isn't she?
Because it's easy to hold.
Yes.
That's...
Because it's not easy for you to hold it with your fingers.
I see.
This is the same answer as Takeuchi-san's.
Oh, I see.
Because it's easy to carry.
I see.
Yes.
And then, so it doesn't roll away.
Yes.
If it's flat, it'll roll away, and if it's not, it'll roll away, so...
If you have it, it's like a slide-stop.
Oh, it's a slide-stop.
Yes.
And then, it's a memory, Eto-chan and Honchi.
Yes.
You put it on the memory side and put a miyake on it.
Yes.
Oh, you put it...
Yes.
You put it in a cup noodle and pour hot water all the way to the inside of it.
Yes.
You put it in there and put it in there.
And then...
Yokoyama-san.
Yes, when you carry a lot of drum cans, you put two of those grooves in it, like a train or a rail.
I see.
Yokoyama-san, what do you think of this answer?
It's sweet.
You were going to say it's sweet no matter what you say, weren't you?
Yes.
It's sweet.
The word "sweet" is the most difficult word in the sentence.
Now, let's look at the answer.
The answer is...
When you put something in a drum can and it's cold,
when it gets cold, the pressure changes and the can gets dented.
To prevent that...
I'll do it!
Kyoto...
Well, well, it's not wrong!
Kyoto is correct!
Yes! So Kano-san is correct!
Yay!
So...
Yes!
Well, well, this time...
After Akahana-san, even Yara-san...
Yes!
Has been dismissed.
Yes!
Well, well, next time...
Well...
You guys have a lot of things planned for April...
Yes.
I also...
You also have a lot of things planned...
Eh, why?
I'm looking forward to it!
Ah!
Now, let's get back to where we were.
Today's theme is...
What is Yokoyama Rurika when she was an idol?
Here it is. 6,400 yen.
Thank you!
This is the first prize.
Here you go, Yokoyama Rurika.
Thank you!
Now, let's move on to the first winner.
Yes!
Now, Ponchi-san!
Yes! I'm idling No. 8 Ponchi.
I got this from my fan name, Fruits Ponchi-san. Thank you!
Now, let's move on.
What is Yokoyama Rurika when she was an idol?
What is Yokoyama Rurika?
Not idling.
Oh!
Not idling.
That's the standard.
Sayonara, Luminous, My Pompom, Chochou, Rurika are idling.
Oh!
That's great!
And Ton Ton Ton Ton is idling.
Even "ton ton ton" feels like "buta buta buta".
Oh!
You should ask Yokoyama-san for advice.
You should listen to her.
Is she doing something?
She's putting strength in her buttocks.
What?
When she's standing in a train or something...
Oh!
I see!
She doesn't get grabbed.
It's more like muscle training.
But it might be like that.
It might be like that.
She doesn't look like she's doing any of that.
No, it's not like that.
She's idling.
She has to be idling.
Yes.
She's suddenly close.
That's right.
Okay, Yokoyama-san, we'll give you this.
Thank you.
Next up is Kato-san!
I'm Sayaka, the most popular idol in Japan.
I got my fan name "Sayaka" from you. Thank you!
What does Yokoyama "Rurika" mean to you?
It gives you a sense of luxury when you're an idol.
I see.
No matter how many schools I go to,
when I go to Rurika-chan's school, she's so cute and like an idol.
I see.
She's the last hope of an idol.
If Yokoyama-san wasn't here, she might not function as an idol anymore.
I'm so happy you're here.
Thank you.
At home, I drink black tea with my family.
Earl Grey!
What?!
Earl Grey!
Is your mother saying "sermas koto"?
No, my family can't drink coffee because it's bitter.
Really?
We don't drink alcohol either.
Like cheering for sports day and stuff like that.
I'm happy you're here.
I'm happy you're here, but...
Our ideas are poor.
Yokoyama-san, say something.
Thank you!
And...
What should I call you?
Can I call you detective?
What is this?
What is this play?
What's wrong?
Don't forget!
Yazao-san is fine, right?
Don't lose focus!
Yes.
Yazao-san is fine, right?
Yes, Yazao-san!
It's Yazao-san's turn!
Yes!
I'm Yazao Rika of IDOLiNG7!
I got my fan name "tomogasu" as a participant!
Thank you!
When you were IDOLiNG, what was Yokoyama Rika like?
In a gas station, she had a different face.
Oh!
I'm curious about that!
Really!
Rika-chan is a top student, right?
In terms of image.
Before this, we had a make-up class together.
Rika-chan finished first and said, "Then I'll go first."
She was like a kindergarten student and a young lady.
But...
Sing, sing, sing!
I'm not stupid!
But five minutes later, she said, "I forgot something!"
And she forgot such a big Boston bag!
There was!
You can say you're pretty good at it, right?
That's why I think you're really stupid.
You're stupid!
In the end, that's how you put it together!
You're surprisingly stupid!
Let's hear it for Yokoyama-san!
Yes!
Surprisingly! Surprisingly!
Next, Kojimi-san!
Idol League, I'm Kojimi Rumi! Thank you for giving me my fan name "Oijimi-san"!
Let's hear it for Yokoyama Rurika!
Her character is...
Wait! Wait! Wait!
That's harsh!
I don't mean it in a bad way, but...
Does it have a good meaning?
It has a good meaning!
Rurika-chan is in a group like an entertainer, right?
She works out and takes care of herself, but Rurika- chan doesn't do that much, right?
So, in terms of idols...
Rurika-chan is the only one who protects idols' walls.
You said "Rurika-chan" once, didn't you?
Rurika-chan is the only one who protects idols' walls.
In that sense, Rurika-chan may not have a character.
But, Rurika-chan is the most idol-like.
That's right!
Rurika-chan may seem like a strange girl because she's in this group.
But, if one of you joins an idol group, she'll be the strangest girl.
Are you just saying that you're a minority?
I'm a minority.
But, you don't have much of a character.
Do you feel that yourself?
I feel like I don't have much of a character.
I don't have anything, do I?
I just feel like I'm tall.
Everyone is starting to think that you're like Eto-chan.
It's only in your eyes.
It's only in my eyes.
Let's be more positive.
Positive.
Yokoyama-san, please take over.
Thank you.
And, Endo-san!
Yes!
My idol song is Endo Amai.
Thank you for giving it to me.
Thank you.
When you were an idol, Yokoyama Rurika was...
My father's mother.
I see.
Until now...
Until now, there has been a rumor about her.
I saw it until now.
Rurika-chan buying a rice cracker for her white baby.
She's a mother of a white baby and that's why she's looking at it like that.
What are you going to do with this?
It's true that I have a high high.
Don't you have 10 people in your group?
Is it okay for me to say that?
It's okay for me to say it?
Does that mean you ate it?
It's really good for when you have a weak stomach.
Everyone, please buy it.
When you have a weak stomach, you eat it like this, right?
Eto-san, please eat it.
Next is Eto-chan.
Yes, I'm a member of IDOLiNG4.
My fan name is "Kirari" and "Megani-san" sent me this. Thank you very much.
What is Yokoyama Rurika when she was an IDOLiNG member?
She's usually cute.
Yokoyama Rurika usually doesn't make mistakes.
But sometimes she makes a mistake and people think she's cute.
When I make a mistake, people say "get out of my way!"
That's not true!
What do you mean "get out of my way"?
It's not like that.
That's why I'm jealous of Rurika.
It's a blessing to make a mistake and look cute.
I think you should cherish it.
I'm good at deceiving people.
When I was going down the escalator in a hurry, I dropped one step and fell down.
That's dangerous!
It wasn't dangerous, but I pretended to get on the train with my panties on.
What?
You were like "booom!" and fell down?
That's amazing!
That happens sometimes, doesn't it?
You can do that?
Yes, I can.
That's amazing!
Yokoyama Rurika will do it.
Thank you!
That's all for today.
"2008 F1 Malaysian Grand Prix Opsaka" will be held on July 20th.
Please watch all sessions live on Friday and Sunday.
Endo-san, let's end with Jaller-san's "boom!"
Please!
I can see the time.
Jaller-san! Jaller-san!
Impersonate Jaller-san! Impersonate Jaller-san!
Jaller-san, you're a completely different person.
I'm a different person. Jaller-san, it was really difficult for you.
I heard it was difficult for you, Jaller-san.
Jaller-san, I don't know about you, but Sado-san said it.
Sado-san said it.
It seems like the rehearsal went a little better for you, right?
Oh, I see.
So you broke down during rehearsal?
Yes, yes, yes. I completely broke down and I've been waiting for Jaller-san for a few minutes now.
I'm sorry about that.
It's an "enos as" problem, right?
No, no, it's not a problem.
Okay, next up...
Oh, Takiguchi-san!
Good morning, everyone! I'm Takiguchi Mira.
I got my fan name from Kalchin Markley-san! Thank you very much!
Thank you.
When you were an idol, what did you think of Yokoyama Rurika?
All of my slurred statements are slurred from Rurika.
That's terrible.
Yes! During rehearsals, all of my slurred statements are from Rurika-chan.
That's terrible.
Actually, I'm Miraccho's "zatsukikakka".
Oh, I see!
Wait a minute! I'm sure you've been slurred in by Takiguchi-san!
No, I haven't.
You shouldn't hang out with people like that!
You shouldn't just talk about Miraccho!
I don't know what you've been told, but...
I've always been slurring.
That's why we're separating from April.
You're separating?!
We're separating!
You think it's better to separate?
Yes, I think we're separating.
They're looking for someone new again.
Takiguchi-san, you're done, right? You probably don't have any more, right?
Sometimes I'm not only slapped in the ear, but also slapped in the tongue.
I can hear it from behind!
Did you just slap her in the ear, Yokoyama-san?
I didn't do it!
No, you didn't!
That's scary. Let's separate.
I'll give you nine stickers.
Tomoka-san!
Yes, I'm idol number six, Tomoka Yurika.
I got my fan name "Shadow Ruler" from you. Thank you very much!
Let's do it.
When you were an idol, Yokoyama Yurika was...
When you were an adult, you were sixteen years old.
When I first saw you, I really didn't think you were the same age as me, so I thought you were an adult.
But recently, I've been going through adulthood and sometimes I feel like I'm still young.
Still young?
Normally, a sixteen-year-old girl wouldn't say "what's up with you?" like this, would she?
That's because you're a madam.
Madam?
Isn't it a little too much?
Your hand...
What is it?
Snap is working.
Yes, yes. It's beautiful.
It's like... like this.
What? What?
What's up with you?
Ah, it didn't show up.
It didn't show up.
Things don't always work out for you, do they, ladies and gentlemen?
It was fun.
Right? Even though you've been thinking about it for a while.
It was fun.
You've probably been practicing this too, haven't you?
Even though you're the best, you're still Yokoyama-san.
Thank you.
Last but not least, Yokoyama-san.
Yes, I'm Yokoyama Rurika, 9 years old, and my fan name is Yoko Yoko Yoko-chan. Thank you.
Let's do it. When did you become Yokoyama Rurika?
I've had this body type since I was born.
There's no way that's true.
It's weird, but...
If something like this came out of nowhere, I'd be in trouble.
You'd be in trouble.
How many months old are you?
I'd be in trouble if my mom wasn't two meters tall.
Is your mom tall?
My mom is a little shorter than me.
But now...
160...
My mom is about 166 centimeters tall.
She's 166 centimeters tall?
Yes, and my dad is 180 centimeters tall.
That's amazing!
He's about 3 centimeters taller than me.
What are you looking at?
You know, you can see small characters like that in everyday life,
but if you measure them properly, they're about 178 centimeters tall.
My dad is 2 meters and 10 centimeters tall.
That's why you look so small.
You two are so different.
Yokoyama-san will deliver it.
Thank you!
Now, let's move on.
Today...
Koizumi-san's character is shallow.
Thank you!
Now, please listen to the first album of "I'm an Idol" on demand.
Here you go.
Thank you for watching.
When my tears fall, I'll smile and look at myself in the mirror.
I'm sure I'll be a new me.
Even the smallest things, I'll do my best to do them.
The world hidden in my heart is expanding.
It's faster than I thought.
I'm becoming an adult.
Now I'll carve it in my heart and walk.
It's my first time seeing it.
The days that piled up will become the past.
We'll move forward because we're in the middle of a journey now.
I'm wearing my favorite clothes and my makeup is perfect.
Look at me shining.
If I draw a rainbow-colored dream on a white page,
it'll turn into a ticket to the future.
When you feel like you're about to break, just believe in yourself.
Let's move forward to tomorrow where the light shines.
Dreams come true, so let's look at them.
I won't get lost. Isn't it wonderful?
Even if we get lost, we'll move forward.
Because we're in the middle of a journey now.
I'm home. Welcome home.
Can I honestly say where I know love?
Thank you!
You don't say "do your best"
Because you're watching over me
I can do my best
Forever
I put my hand on my chest
We have the same rhythm
Look, I'm still alive today
I'm not alone
With a lot of support
Look, I'm still here
Don't look back, move forward
Because we're on a journey now
Let's keep walking forever
You're always next to me
Spending this time laughing all the time
Is the most important thing for me
Let's keep walking forever
You're always next to me
This time spent laughing all the time
is the most important thing for me
You're always next to me