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♪ Money, money, money, money, money, money ♪
♪ Maybe this feeling is it ♪
♪ There's no mistake ♪
♪ Motte, Motte, I'm worried about you ♪
♪ Motte, Motte, Motte, I'm happy for you ♪
♪ Motte, Motte, Motte, all over my body ♪
It overflows with mysterious power...
Motte, Key has arrived!
Motte Grau, rapid rise!
Motte, Key has arrived!
Motte, Three hundred stars faction!
Motte, Key has arrived!
Motte, Rocket, to space!
Motte, Key has arrived!
Motte Kabustoppuda ka?
Motte, Key has arrived!
Weight Motte, Key has arrived! Weight Motte, Key has arrived! You can't ride it too much! You can't ride it too much!
Three miracles in life Motte, Key! Three miracles in life Motte, Key!
When Motte, Key sang, Yazawa-san's dancing was like martial arts.
Now, let's start "Idol League MC's Explosion!"
Thank you for having me.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers,
who want to be number one.
"Super Idol League Diary" airs from 3pm this week.
Let me introduce you, it's "Idol League"!
Idol League MC's Explosion!
Now, let me introduce myself.
Today's theme is "Favorite Hiragana One Letter".
First, Kato-san!
"Idol League" number one, Kato Sayaka!
My favorite Hiragana one letter is "mo"!
That's kind of you.
"Idol League" number two, Koizumi Yumi!
My favorite one letter is "u"!
"u", right?
"Idol League" number three, Go Endo Mai!
My favorite Hiragana is "su"!
"su", right?
"sa"!
"Idol League" number four, Go Endo Mai!
"Idol League" number five, Takiguchi Mira!
My favorite Hiragana one letter is "ra"!
"ra", right?
"Idol League" number six, Tomoka Erika!
My favorite Hiragana one letter is "i"!
"i", right?
"Idol League" number seven, Koizumi Erika!
My favorite Hiragana is "bu"!
"bu", right?
"Idol League" number eight, Honchii!
My favorite Hiragana is "da"!
"da", right?
"Idol League" number nine, Yokohama Rurika!
My favorite Hiragana is "yo"!
"yo", right?
"Idol League" number four, "Idol League" number nine, Go Endo Mai!
My favorite Hiragana is "gyu"!
Right?
Ito-chan, you have something you want to say, don't you?
That's right.
What is it?
Ito-chan, right?
See?
You have something you want to say, don't you, Ito-chan?
Ah!
I'm fifteen years old!
That's right!
Let's celebrate Ito-chan's birthday!
How old are you now?
I'm 15 years old!
You're 15 years old, right?
Yes, that's right!
You're 15 years old!
But now that you're 15 years old, you don't have to deal with teenagers anymore!
You've grown up, haven't you?
Yes!
What do you want to do when you turn 15?
Well, it's been a year since I turned 15, so...
A year?
I want to cherish that year!
Do you want to cherish it?
I understand!
Congratulations!
Happy birthday!
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Now, everyone, "idling" again today!
Yes!
There is a wonderful guest from the neon shining entertainment world that we admire!
Who is it?
It's this person!
Congratulations!
Yuji Oda has come to "idling"!
First of all, Yuji Oda when he got excited and said a large comment in a commercial for "Osaka World Track and Field".
"Osaka World Track and Field"!
"The fastest men in mankind"!
"I can see so far"!
"I'm glad I was born on earth"!
Let's continue!
"Africa Great Nature Special"!
"We are not monkeys, we are Oda people who are angry with elephants"!
Mr. Camera!
There is an elephant over there!
Hey!
Don't be cold-hearted!
Next, Hamada-san's laugh after making a speech.
What?
Nothing, right?
Nothing?
It's a little better.
Let me continue.
Your Japanese is not very good, but your English pronunciation is very good.
Abs, chest, pelvis...
If you train all of them, you will have a perfect body.
Thank you very much.
My favorite Japanese character is "o".
That was wonderful.
I can see that you are fluent in Japanese.
When you speak normally like this, I can't tell that you are fluent in Japanese.
I can see that you are fluent in Japanese.
Thank you very much.
How do you feel about today's show?
Well...
I usually talk like a man.
So I'm a little embarrassed to talk like a woman.
But you girls were laughing a lot today.
Thank you very much.
"Iisou shiritori" is...
When someone talks about a theme, you say "Iisou dana".
For example, you can say "Iisou dana" in "masuno san ga iisou na" and "tsumatte shimatta hito" in "ao" and "nukete moraemasu".
"Datsuraku shita hito" is behind you.
"Iisou sama" will change.
So please be careful.
This is a recent "gokuhaku" duo.
Glasses, bad face!
Let's go back. Today's theme is...
Anxious guys saying what they want to say.
Today's theme is...
Everyone, please be anxious guys and say it.
What should we say first?
How do you feel when you are anxious?
Well...
Hey, what are you doing?! I beg you!
Thank you.
The first word is Takahiro Yamamoto's "ro".
"Ro" starts with an excited boy saying a line.
Let's start with Yazawa-san.
That sounds good!
Robinson, I'm listening!
That sounds good!
At least say it clearly.
Welcome to my house!
That sounds good!
What kind of situation is that?
Are you excited?
Excited about what?
Oh, you haven't thought about it!
You got it right!
This is hard!
How do you feel, Honchi-san?
I'm not good at teaching...
Huh?
I'm not good at teaching, so it's hard for me to say it.
You're pulling out your hand again.
Okay, Honchi-san, you're disqualified.
Everyone, let's say it clearly.
It's hard for us to hear you.
"Ro" starts with an excited boy saying a line.
Let's start with Endo-san.
That sounds good!
"Ro" is soft!
That sounds good!
Don't be so cocky!
That sounds good!
Who is "that"?
Okay, we got something like this!
That sounds good!
Wow, a new diaper!
That sounds good!
You're funny!
I bought a marriage certificate!
That sounds good!
Good, good.
No, you're not the same!
That sounds good!
When I saw someone my age, I said, "You're Tame!"
Why are you excited about Tame?
Tame makes you excited, doesn't it?
When you think you're the same age as Tame...
You get excited?
Tame!
Excuse me!
From now on, Tame is only for Tame students.
Do you understand?
Tame is only for Tame students.
It's fun, isn't it?
Let's begin!
A line that a high school boy who starts with "no" would say.
Let's start with Eto-chan!
That sounds good!
Mom, you put in a lot of seaweed!
So, how many times are you doing this?
You're lucky even in Diha, aren't you?
What is it? Do you know the rules?
Of course I do!
Why are you lucky?
Because I'm stupid.
She's the first 15-year-old...
To receive a punishment game!
Since it's your birthday...
You're ugly!
Eto-chan, you're the first 15-year-old!
You're the best!
Eto-chan, you're out!
Let's begin!
A line that a high school boy who starts with "no" would say.
Let's start with Yazawa-san!
That sounds good!
I'm so excited!
That sounds good!
I bought ladies clothes!
That sounds good!
Sweet! You're sweet!
That sounds good!
What are you doing?! Go home!
That sounds good!
The paint mixing went well!
That sounds good!
The diaper is new, too!
How long are you going to get excited about diapers?
There's only diapers, if you say so.
If you say so, there are elephants, too!
I don't like it! I'm sorry!
That sounds good!
Open your mouth!
It's red because my mouth is hard.
Your mouth is hard? What do you mean by your mouth is hard?
My muscles in my heart are hard.
It's because you're closing your mouth.
It's hard.
It's hard?
Yes.
You're disqualified.
Let's start.
It's 'zo'.
I touched 'zo'.
It's 'zo'.
Don't say 'tame'.
It's 'zo'.
You said 'tame'.
I said 'tame' because I thought it was 'tame'.
But in fact, I was older than you.
Really?
No, I'm older than you.
I'm older than you.
You're older than me.
You're disqualified.
Who said 'tame' is forbidden?
'Tame' is forbidden?
Yes.
'Tame' is forbidden?
You said 'tame' just now.
You said 'tame' just now, didn't you?
'Tame' is forbidden.
I was a little careless.
It's 'saga''s punishment game.
What is it?
Look at her eyes.
She's losing her mind.
She's been saying 'tame' for a long time.
What is 'tame'?
When she was wearing a sumo uniform.
I see.
She's getting back at you.
She's suffering from hatred.
Everyone, please be careful of her.
Let's start.
That sounds good!
I bought ladies clothes!
You are a man, aren't you?
Why did you buy ladies clothes?
Small men often buy ladies clothes, don't they?
I always buy ladies clothes.
Why are you excited about it?
I'm excited about it.
Let me show you my slim body.
No!
What will you show us today?
Wow!
It's gorgeous!
How do you like it?
I like it.
You should show us this much.
You have to do it.
I'm glad you like it.
But you smell bad today.
You smell bad.
You are not qualified for the test.
Who said "That sounds good" first?
Endo-san said it first.
That sounds good!
You look like a frozen squid.
That sounds good!
What are you doing?
That sounds good!
Who said it first?
You touched a ostrich!
That sounds good!
You stepped in a rice field!
That sounds good!
What did you say?
I said I found a raccoon.
You found a raccoon and got excited about it?
Yes, I got excited about it.
I see.
Hit it!
Yamamoto-san, this one is also amazing.
This one is also a good one, isn't it?
I'm glad I was born on earth.
There are many different kinds of kids on earth.
Let's start!
"Takara hajimaru koufunsha danshi ga iisou na serifu" Endo-san, start!
Let's start!
Let's do it again.
"Takara hajimaru koufunsha danshi ga iisou na serifu" Endo-san, start!
Sore iisou
Takara sagashi no takara ga keshigomu tte nani?
Sore iisou
That's not a koufunsha, is it?
It doesn't sound like you, Oda Eiji!
Sore iisou
A cat came to me!
I see.
What kind of koufunsha was it? What kind of situation was it?
A cat, a cat I don't get attached to, got attached to that boy and got happy and got excited about it.
Your way of saying it isn't very exciting, is it?
High-fives!
Isn't this your first time?
Mr. Tonoga has finally become an adult!
You're a great entertainer.
Stop it!
Now, it's "isou, isou, isou" time.
We'll speed up the tempo.
Let's start with Yokoyama-san's line, "isou", starting with "ne".
sore, isou
"ne", I won't wait for you!
sore, isou
It's 4 o'clock and I'm already nervous!
isou
I didn't prepare it!
sore, isou
How dare you come all the way here!
sore, isou
Get excited, everyone!
You're so sticky!
sore, isou
Sticky, sticky, sticky!
sore, isou
She's so excited!
It's "ba", "ba"!
Idiot!
sore, isou
Get excited, everyone!
You're so sticky!
sore, isou
What are you sticky about?
Um, pencils.
Why are you excited about that?
Um, HB pencils are easy to get sticky with.
I don't know why, but it's "ba"!
sore, isou
Open it!
That's right, it does make a sound but it doesn't really open.
Let's open it.
You look like a customer of that kind of shop.
Isn't there a more open one?
Alright, Mr. Yamamoto! It's the final round!
Alright!
It's amazing, it's the last two rounds.
From now on it will be normal speaking.
Let's go with normal tempo.
From "ka" it will start with Mr. Yamamoto's lines which are said by excited men.
Start!
sore, isou
That's not a wig!
sore, isou
Don't call me that!
sore, isou
Closer eyes!
sore, isou
Is there anyone with eyes behind?
sore, isou
I don't get it.
Can you explain what's going on?
I went to a haunted house.
I see.
And I was told that there are eyes behind me.
But it wasn't.
I'm sorry, I...
I don't know what you're talking about.
Penalty!
I don't know!
Alright, here it comes!
Ah, it came off! It came off!
Ah, it came off!
Well, it's fine.
Well, it's fine!
And the winner is...
Yamamoto-san!
How was it?
It was wonderful!
And the winner is...
Here it comes!
We'll do better next time.
Please come again.
Yes, thank you.
And today's guest was...
Yamamoto Takahiro-san!
And that's all for today!
Our first album "DAIJI NA MONO" is finally on sale!
New songs include "Ganbare Otome (Laugh)" and "SNOW CELEBRATION" in all 14 songs.
The first edition includes a limited-time secret live performance and a very special members' faces.
The regular edition comes with two of our original photos.
Everyone, thank you for your support for our first album "DAIJI NA MONO"!
Now, let's announce the themes for today. Here are the themes!
I definitely don't like this confession!
I don't like it! If you don't like it...
Here are the votes!
Six thousand and twenty-six votes!
This is the result of the voting.
Thank you very much!
Now, let's start. Who wants to go first?
Me!
Okay, then let's start with Koizumi-san.
Okay! I'm Koizumi Rumi of the idol group "Nirigawa".
I got this channel name "gimme gimme bomber-san". Thank you very much!
Thank you!
I definitely don't like this confession!
Confession without a gift
What?!
You should have something to give me!
Anything is fine!
I can tell you my feelings, but if I don't, it's going to be doubled, right?
If you tell me your feelings...
If you tell me your feelings and...
I want a lunch box.
It's going to be doubled, right?
So I can't confess without a gift.
Then, there's a higher chance of you confessing.
That's why there's no one like you in this world.
That's why I've never been confessed before.
Confession without a gift
You didn't confess because you didn't have a gift, right?
That's not it!
Then, what do you want me to give you?
Words and gifts.
I had decided to give you 10,000 yen before.
What?!
That's impossible!
That's why I've never confessed before.
You're a thinker than you look like.
I said it when we first met.
I said it.
I said I'd give you 10,000 yen.
Then, you'll come to me a lot, right?
It's impossible for you to recover.
10,000 yen, right?
I'll give you 10,000 yen.
Thank you.
That's scary.
I asked you for real.
I was surprised.
It's a joke, right?
It's a joke.
That's good.
Next, Eto-chan, who's 15 years old.
I'm Eto Mania, an idling young girl.
I got my fan name from Yasunaka Komuten. Thank you.
I definitely don't want you to confess like this!
Confession without a gift
A lot of confessions are broadcasted on camera.
That's possible!
Even if it's a confession,
a lot of people watch it live, right?
Even I'm not happy about it.
Also, there's an announcement during a confession, right?
That's right.
"Fuji TV 721" will broadcast "Toki wo Kakeru Shoujo" starting tonight at 11pm.
At the time, there was also Amuro Nami, who played Yuki Ichida's younger sister, who was 16 years old.
It's a must-see, so please watch it.
Lastly, Eto-chan! You're 15 years old!
Can you say a few words about your future plans?
Is that okay?
Please say it.
3, 2, 1, go!
I'll do my best to become as beautiful as the other 8 older sisters!
It's darkness! It's darkness!
Goodbye!
Why?!
Let me say something nice at the end.
Something like...
Bitter.
I felt bitter.
Sometimes it's good, isn't it?
Sometimes you say the same thing all the time.
It's not like that!
Even if I say what I really think, Masuno-san says it's not like that.
What do you say what you really think?
What I said earlier.
What did you say earlier?
I'll work hard to be as beautiful as Hatini-no- onee- san when I'm 15 years old.
Something like that.
You were really cute in the beginning.
I got shocked from behind!
When you say something, you feel like you have something to say.
In the beginning you were really honest.
Yes, I was honest.
I was only 12 or 13 years old.
I wasn't that tall.
You've grown up.
I've learned a lot.
I've had a bad feeling about this since my birthday.
At least for my birthday.
I'll give you an "etotchan" sticker.
Thank you!
Next, Tomoka-san!
Yes! I'm idol ring No. 6, Tomoka Erika!
I got my fan name "melon" from Zenai-san! Thank you!
I absolutely don't like confessing like this!
Confessing your feelings one by one!
You know, you can't confess your feelings clearly.
I see.
People who confess their feelings don't have the courage...
or they think you like them.
They're misunderstanding boys.
Misunderstanding boys!
When you're with a boy like that...
you used to be nice and say "it's fine, it's fine"
but you suddenly get cold.
When you're with a boy like that...
you're wasting your life.
You know?
Zenai was talking about this in Birmingham the other day.
Well, for you, Tomoka, it's a little...
But I really think so!
You think so?
Yeah, like, "I won't feed the fish I caught."
Wait, wait, wait! It's not about the picture!
It's like, "I know, I know."
You don't have that kind of thing at all!
Yeah, men like that...
Yeah, they exist.
They make the world look bad.
That's right!
Dad, I'm going to study.
I'll study hard! Thank you!
That's how you get Eto-chan!
It's faster than talking like this!
You really like men, don't you?!
So erotic!
Okay, Kato-san, you can go now.
Thank you!
Okay, next up is Yokoyama-san!
Yes!
I'm Yokoyama Rurika, 9 years old, and my fan name is Roomlander-san. Thank you!
I absolutely hate this kind of confession!
After my mom, I like you.
Ah, I see!
I absolutely hate this!
Even if it's your mom, you'll get taken away, won't you?!
Eto-chan, you're really nodding off!
Eto-chan, what's with your reaction?!
What's with it?!
I'm serious!
Serious?!
What was it like when you were serious?!
I'm serious!
It wasn't in the picture?
After all...
You know what I mean, right?
After your mom...
Eto-chan, do you want to change the theme of this show?
It's fine!
Because it's your birthday!
It's your birthday!
Because it's your birthday!
Eto-chan, what do you think of Yokoyama-san's confession?
Eh, that's right!
After your mom...
No, it's different from your mom, isn't it?!
It's different, isn't it?!
After you like someone...
If you're told that, you'll know how you feel!
Don't say it!
Eto-chan, you have to be the MC for a show like this!
You have to be the MC for a show like this!
I see...
Please come back again!
Who will you give a sticker to?
Yokoyama-san will give you a sticker!
Thank you!
Next...
Kato-san!
Yes, I'm idling number one Kato Sayaka!
Thank you for giving me the nickname "Saya is number one"!
I absolutely don't like this kind of confession!
- Oh my, oh my! - What's wrong with you?
- Huh?! - What's wrong with you?
- I absolutely don't like this! - I absolutely don't like this!
- I don't like this! - You know, because I'm the oldest of us...
- Especially since you're an older brother... - I know, and when you're drinking...
You can say nonsense like that, but...
- It's not possible! You're such a jerk, as a man! - Am I a jerk, as a man?
- But you know, as a man, you know... - It's a little bit...
- You're a little bit... - A little courageous, you know!
- A little bit! - You're a little brave, you know! - You drink a little bit and the tension rises...
There are people who can finally say it.
That's right.
Sometimes.
But even so, if you really like it, you should be brave and say it.
That's not good for men.
I see.
That's right.
I see.
Can you really understand this?
I can understand it.
Eh?
Who?
It's really good for Eto-san to be the MC, but I can't say anything.
You can't say anything.
I can't say anything.
But it's your birthday today, right?
Yes.
I'm happy.
Kato-san, what would you like to say?
Kato-san too.
Kato-san, what would you like to say?
Thank you very much.
Next, Takeguchi-san.
Yes, I'm an idol singer Takeguchi Mino.
I got my fan name from Take-no-shugyo-dairi-san.
Thank you very much.
I definitely don't like this confession.
You're using fake Kansai dialect.
How is it?
I'm not really into it.
Eto-chan, you're from Chiba, right?
Yes.
You probably don't know this, but...
Yes.
I don't like the idea of using dialect for people from rural areas.
Ah, for example, Eto-chan is from Kanto, right?
Yes.
Are women weak against dialects?
Don't Kanto women often say that they're weak against dialects?
Yes.
That Kansai dialect is like a nuclear weapon.
Yes.
Don't you have that?
I'll kill you with a ballpoint pen.
I don't have it.
Don't you like it?
Eto-chan actually likes it.
She likes the story.
She doesn't like the story.
It's not like she knows all love languages.
Yes.
For now, there's a gap.
There's a lot of things.
There's a lot of things, so please be careful.
There's a lot of things.
Yes, next up is Enbo-san.
Yes.
Yes, I'm an idol singer Enbo Mai.
I got my fan name from Proshoot-san.
Thank you very much.
I definitely don't like this confession.
Confessing while you're angry.
This is...
This means that Maiple is already angry, right?
I definitely don't like confessing when I'm angry.
Because I'm already angry.
But on the contrary, if you confess while you're angry...
I think it would make me happy.
Because even in that state, you would love me.
Even when you're angry like this?
On the contrary, it would make me happy.
That's a good idea.
Is that a good idea?
But I think it's a good idea.
Maiple-san's idea is wonderful.
I think it's good.
You're a devious woman.
Maiple-san's idea is wonderful.
I think it's good.
But isn't it good?
Because you accept yourself as you are.
Isn't it good?
It's better than being dirty as you are.
Yes.
For example, if I say "I like you with a flower vase in it,"
you say "Don't take the flower vase."
I don't like that!
You say "I'm that kind of mania."
That's a little...
Yes, I'll add a sphere sticker.
I'm sorry!
A sphere sticker, yes.
I'll add a sphere sticker.
Takebu-san's flip.
What are you doing?!
Stop it!
Now!
Please don't scatter it in the studio.
It's back to normal.
Let's go to the next one.
I can hear "normal" from the audience over there.
Normal
Let's continue.
Next, Yazawa-san.
I'm idling number 7, Yazawa Rika.
My fan name is Berlin's Red Rain-san.
Thank you.
I absolutely don't like this confession.
I will definitely make you happy!
I don't like it!
How about you, Eto-chan?
It's lame.
And I don't know if it's okay for a woman who wants to hear it.
How about you, Honji-chan?
It's lame, Eto.
"Lame"?
It's scary!
I don't like it when people make fun of me.
I don't like it either.
You know what I'm saying, right?
I don't know what you're saying.
Don't say it together.
Eto-chan, you should stop.
If a very handsome and strong man says it, I think you'll fall for it.
But I don't think the person I choose is like that.
I see.
You're making up excuses.
You know what I'm saying?
You're making up excuses.
What kind of sticker should we give you?
We'll give you an Edo-san sticker.
Thank you!
And lastly, Monchi-san!
Yes.
Thank you for coming!
Okay, let's see it.
I don't like girls like you.
I like your rainbow chin.
That's like what Michael said earlier.
It means you love yourself like that.
But in my case, it's not my rainbow chin.
It's just that I have a double chin.
That's a double chin!
It's a bit of a relief, isn't it?
You probably use it when something happens, right?
I wonder if I can use it someday.
It means you like yourself like that.
What do you think, Eto-chan?
Earlier...
I didn't think of this just now.
She's a strict judge.
Is it weird?
Donguri-san has her own experience.
She's making it a standard.
Donguri-san has her own experience, so I know.
It's because I've never gained weight.
I've never gained weight like Monchi, so I know how you feel.
It's not like that.
But I think a double chin is something girls care about.
I'm not very happy about it.
Eto-chan's chin is a double chin.
Eto-chan, you said you gained weight earlier, didn't you?
It's because of my growth period.
Don't run away from anything because of your growth period!
I gave you a sticker.
Give it to me.
What do you want me to do with it?
Monchi-san's sticker.
You're giving it to me, right?
Yes.
You're kind.
Let's pick one.
Can you give me one of those, too?
Takeuchi-san, Takeuchi-san!
Yes!
Since it's your birthday, you should pick one, Eto-chan.
You know what it is, don't you?
The spirit of alcohol.
Eto-san is a master of love.
The spirit of alcohol.
Eto-san, if you have any trouble, please ask me.
Eto-san, happy birthday!
Thank you!
That's all for today!
Thank you!