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Kirakira Hyakka Ryo Ran
Kirakira Goka Ken Ran
Secret Harajuku
It's a secret high school
Kirakira Hyakka Ryo Ran
Kirakira Utsuho Homu Ran
I want to fly a kite
I want to walk on that road
Let's make flowers bloom on rubble
Even if it's late, life is funny
Family, determination, beauty
It's exciting, yeah!
Youth, yeah!
Let's go, high! high!
Even if it's a flower bouquet, it's full bloom
Let's fly, go! go!
Heart, yeah! Heart, yeah!
Excitement, yeah!
I was born in this miraculous world
Ooh, yeah!
Gang, gang, gang! Everybody, let's go!
IDOLiNG!
That was a perfect 100 points, wasn't it?
Now, let's get started!
I'm your host, Maiko Saito, nice to meet you!
I'm your TV announcer, Maiko Saito, nice to meet you!
Now, this program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers
who want them to become one of their own.
Now, let's get started with IDOLiNG!
Every Thursday at midnight, we'll be broadcasting for 40 minutes.
Now, let me introduce you to IDOLiNG!
Today's theme is "what you do when you're depressed"!
I'm idol singer No. 1, Sayaka Kato.
What I do when I'm depressed is calling all of my acquaintances.
I'm idol singer No. 2, Rumi Koichi.
What I do when I'm depressed is singing in karaoke.
I'm idol singer No. 1, Mai Enzo.
What I do when I'm depressed is shaving my nails.
I'm idol singer No. 4, Maria Yuto.
What I do when I'm depressed is shouting on the balcony of my school.
I'm idol singer No. 5, nice body!
What I do when I'm depressed is hanging out with my friends.
I'm idol singer No. 7, Yuzuru Kajita.
What I do when I'm depressed is going for a walk with my dog.
I'm idol singer No. 8, Funchi.
What I do when I'm depressed is getting energy from my local friends.
I'm idol singer No. 9, Yoko Yama Rurika.
What I do when I'm depressed is touching Ruki-kun.
I see.
That's all for today.
Today, Kojima-san has something to tell you, right?
Yes!
That's right! Tonight, at 7 p.m., I'll be playing in the Nepleague!
Was it okay, Koizumi-san?
It was okay this time!
Did you manage to become an R.B. Queen?
Yes, I did! I studied hard, so I was able to do it!
Did it go well?
Yes! There were a lot of comedians, and only one girl. So I think it turned out the other way around!
Oh, it turned out the other way around! That's great!
Yes, Koizumi-san, I'm really looking forward to your performance!
Yes! Once again, No. 2 Koizumi Rumi-chan will be playing in the Nepleague!
The Nepleague premieres tonight at 7 p.m. on Fuji TV! Please watch it!
Yes! Let's go watch it!
IDOLiNG!
IDOLiNG premieres every Monday to Friday on Fuji TV 721739.
Every Thursday night, you can watch it live on TV!
Also, on the video streaming service Fuji TV On Demand...
...you can watch full versions of IDOLiNG, including special videos released on TV!
You can easily access it from the show's homepage, so please check it out!
For those of you who want to know more about IDOLiNG...
Please watch it!
Nihon-shi, taught by Honchi!
This is the fifth time!
It's amazing!
It's Baji-tofu style!
Honchi, don't you know it?
Pronounce it! Pronounce it!
Baji-tofu!
Don't you remember?
Honchi of Baji-tofu style!
Baji-tofu Honchi!
It's over!
Please explain it!
In this segment, we will teach Nihon-shi to Honchi, who quit studying Nihon-shi in Himiko.
The other eight members will become teachers and teach Nihon-shi.
As teachers, please tell Honchi what you think you can't forget in 60 seconds.
However, Honchi is a student, so please teach him in a way that makes it easier for Honchi to remember.
At the end of each teacher's lesson, Honchi will be given a small test.
If Honchi doesn't remember the lesson content, that is, if he makes a mistake in the small test...
It's the teacher's responsibility to teach that part, so each teacher will receive their own punishment.
Last time, Endo-san and Takiuchi-san taught us high notes.
Last time was pretty bad, wasn't it?
Takiuchi-san, how was it?
I couldn't get it.
For some reason, your nose wasn't trying to speak.
It's a miracle.
Endo-san, you haven't been good lately. Are you confident this time?
This time, I'm fine. I've got some ideas.
I see. Please do your best.
Honchi-san, you got 6 questions right last time and the day before last.
Wow!
So you're aiming for perfection today.
Yes, of course.
By the way, what is the most memorable thing you learned last time?
Last time...um...Shinji Takada-san.
Shinji Takada-san.
Shinji Takada-san?
It's completely original.
You made it from scratch, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
So last time, you learned from Kamakura period to the first half of Sengoku period.
But today's theme is...this!
From the second half of Sengoku period to Edo period.
It's about 300 years old, so please study hard, Ponchi-san!
Amazing!
It's already the fifth time...
From Himiko to Sengoku and Edo periods!
That's fast!
That's amazing!
Ponchi, you're amazing!
As expected of you!
Are you ready, Ponchi-san?
Yes!
We'll do it here today.
Yes! Let's do it!
Yes, teacher! Please come forward!
Yes!
Ponchi-san, please take a seat, too!
Now, Ponchi-san, are you ready?
Yes! I'm ready!
Yes! Then, first of all, who will teach us?
Yes!
Yes! Doctor Dugings, please come forward!
Thank you!
I would like to introduce the most famous person in Japanese history.
Who is it?
Ta-dah!
Who is it?
Sengoku period!
Nobunaga!
The person who made Nobunaga famous was him!
In the battle of Okehazama, he defeated dozens of enemies.
It was the most glorious victory in Japanese history!
At that time, his opponent's army was 25,000 people.
However, his army was about 3,000 people!
Furthermore, in the battle of Nagashino,
Nobunaga defeated Sengoku's strongest man, Takeda Shingen's son and advanced to unification of Japan!
However, Nobunaga could not achieve his dream of unification of Japan!
He was betrayed and killed by Takeda Shingen's son, Akechi Mitsuhide!
Nobunaga liked the song "Life is only 50 years old, live as you like"
Unfortunately, he died at the age of 49!
Wow!
You are amazing!
I was happy!
You have practiced a lot!
I practiced a lot!
I was a drifter!
Yes, you were a drifter and very careful!
Yes!
How was today's class?
It was very easy to understand!
Yes!
We look forward to seeing you again!
Yes!
Thank you, Takeda Shingen!
Thank you very much!
Now, next teacher, please!
Yes, Azawa-san, Azawa-sensei, please!
Yes, what I will teach you is about the second half of the Warring States Period.
Yes, in the second half of the Warring States Period, various people came from Europe to Japan.
First, in 1543, Portuguese landed in Tanegashima, Kyushu, and taught guns to Japan.
The one who kindly accepted the landed Portuguese was the owner of the island, Tanegashima Tokitaka.
Tokitaka was surprised by the power of the gun that the Portuguese had and wanted to get it no matter what.
He bought it for 200 billion yen, which is now 100 million yen.
Yes, later, that gun will be a weapon that will bring a great victory in the battle of Oda Nobunaga.
By the way, after a while, the Spaniards came to Japan and brought wood and gunpowder and so on.
In 1549, a missionary who came to Kagoshima, Francisco Zabiel, for the first time in Japan, taught Christianity.
By the way, Francisco Zabiel-san...
I can't say it.
By the way, it seems like he took this place himself.
Yes, it seems like he was doing it in the spring of Toribia.
Later, now in Oita City, it will bring a 6-piece 525 yen souvenir candy called "Zabiel".
It will bring a souvenir candy.
It's a great thing.
It was a good lesson for us, but how was it for you, Mochita?
It was very easy to understand.
It's a good lesson.
It's good.
Then, the next teacher.
Teacher Endo, please!
Yes, teacher Endo, good luck!
I'm Endo.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Meiji.
Yes, I would like to introduce the person who was the most successful in the Warring States Period.
In Japanese history, the first man who took over the country was Toyotomi Hideyoshi.
When Nobunaga heard about the death of Konnoji, he took his own revenge and finally climbed up from a minister to a ruler.
Hideyoshi was very good at politics.
He was able to measure a large land and accurately determine the owner and size of the land.
"Taikou" means "taikou" which means "toyotomi hideyoshi" and "kenchi" means "taikou" which means "toyotomi hideyoshi".
I see, in your case it's hard, but...
Yes, we don't remember unnecessary things.
How about you, Hojo?
Trooka
What would happen now?
Yes, thank you very much for coming.
Thank you , very much.
Yes, who are you calling now?
Yes, "trooka" please .
I will tell you about the very famous battle in history of toyo.
The main characters are Toyotomi Hideyoshi, Tokugawa Ieyasu, Ishida Mitsunari.
After Toyotomi Hideyoshi died, his son Toyotomi Hideyori took over the position for various purposes,
but Tokugawa Ieyasu sought to unify the country.
However, Toyotomi's Ishida Mitsunari, who noticed this and did not allow it, raised about 80,000 soldiers.
There, Ieyasu also called out to the presidents of all countries and gathered soldiers.
Separated into two armies, the eastern army, which is the center of Ieyasu, and the western army, which is the center of Ishida Mitsunari.
In 1600, both armies fought in Sekigahara.
Since most of the presidents of all countries in Japan fought separately in the eastern and western armies,
this battle is called the "Sekigahara War" of the Tenkawa family.
When you go out for a test, you often go out with Sekigahara warriors, so please remember!
By the way, this battle of the Tenkawa family ended in half a day.
Ieyasu, who won this battle, opened the Edo Shogunate and the Edo period began.
This Edo Shogunate was also decided in 260.
It's over!
Thank you very much!
I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose!
Hey!
Hey, listen to me!
No, I really don't have a sense of painting, but I really did my best!
You did your best, but...
Ah, did it ring?
What about you, Ponchi-san?
I feel like my weapon is really weak.
It's good!
Yeah, you've gotten better!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Have fun!
Thank you!
I would like you to remember "genroku" culture.
This is a work that represents genroku culture, which means that Japan's economy and politics have stabilized and education and art have developed since the Edo period.
Let me introduce you to the work.
The novelist Ihara Saikaku wrote "The Life of a Free- spirited Man", "The Man with a High Job" and...
Um... Please wait a minute!
Huh? Huh?
Matsuo Basho's "Haikushu", which is called "Haikai's Politics", is famous for its deep and narrow path.
By the way, Matsuo Basho is very famous for his mysterious personality.
Even though he is 45 years old, he walks 50 kilometers a day on his journey to make the narrow path in the back.
22-year-old Sayanei is said to have been a ninja without thinking about the distance a 45-year-old Basho should walk even if he just climbs one staircase.
By the way, since Matsuo Basho made a lot of haiku, I also wrote one.
Sayanei's "How old are you really?", No. 4, Etomaria.
Yes, the correct answer is 32 years old.
Yes! Thank you very much!
Now, who is the next teacher?
Kojimi-sensei! Please!
Yes, Kojimi-sensei!
I would like to talk about the Edo period.
I would like to talk about one of the biggest periods in Japanese history.
At that time, foreign religions such as Christianity were strictly prohibited in Japan.
In order for Christian believers to verify something, they took this method.
"Footprints" were used.
Those who refuse to step on the picture of Jesus Christ are judged to be believers.
This "footprints" or not...
Isn't it "stepping on cantonese"?
No, this person is "footprints" person.
Ah, he is allowed to do it.
That is Jesus Christ's merit.
Then, this is important.
With this severe arrest, 40,000 Christian believers committed one of the largest crimes in Japanese history...
What is the biggest crime in Japanese history?
What is it?
It is "shipwreck"
Thank you very much.
You were good at Japanese.
I could understand what you said at last.
Please repeat "after me" at last.
I didn't do like that.
It is a clue, though.
Yes, next.
Ms. Gato, please.
Yes.
Then, I will talk about Mr. Perry, who came to Edo period.
In Edo period, trade was prohibited from entering Japanese countries.
But, in 1853, this person came from America.
Yes, Mr. Perry.
Mr. Perry took four black ships and came to Uraga, and gave them one letter.
Then, Mr. Perry left Japan, saying that he would come back next year to receive a reply.
Then, here is the content of the letter.
America realized Japan's environment and allowed Japan to open up.
I will tell you why I asked for that content.
America wanted a port nearby for supplying goods when it was logging in Japan.
And, since Russia and Britain wanted to trade with Japan, they wanted to make a deal with those countries.
And, next year, Mr. Perry came to Japan with seven large warships and cannons, as if he had completely threatened Japan.
The sharp battle was pushed by its overwhelming power.
Japan and the United States signed a new treaty with Mr. Perry and America.
In this sense, Japan and the United States signed a new treaty in order to open up.
Yes.
By the way, it is said that it was Mr. Perry who first told Whiskey about it.
Mr. Perry and the United States not only signed a new treaty, but also brought Whiskey with them.
By the way, as a new product of Yokosuka, high- class Whiskey called "Black Ship Story" has been brought to the modern world.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
How was it today?
Huh?
Are you okay?
Yes.
Then, Ms. Yokoyama, please.
Thank you.
Yes.
I would like to tell you about the Edo period.
Well...
Yes, about the Edo period.
Yes.
Well...
Since the birth of the Komakura Shogunate, not the emperor, but the samurai have been moving the world.
However, Yoshinobu Tokugawa gave his political rights back to the emperor.
This is called "taisei houkan".
Why did Yoshinobu Tokugawa give his political rights back to the emperor?
First of all, Satsuma and Shoshu, two great bosses, tried to destroy each other's dynasties in order to make the world centered around the emperor.
But Satsuma and Shoshu gave up first in order to make it troublesome for the emperor.
And from the emperor's point of view, Yoshinobu Tokugawa knew that he could not advance politics that lasted for 700 years,
so he gave his political rights back to the emperor and had a chance to become a secret boss.
What was it again? "taisei soukan"? What was it again?
"taihouseikei"?
taisei houkan
Time's up!
That's all for today, right?
Yes, it's over.
Monchi-san, how was it?
It was a little subtle.
Was it subtle?
It's okay.
Good luck!
Okay, let's move on!
Close your eyes, please!
Are you ready?
Here we go.
Are you ready?
Let's move on! Japanese poetry quiz for Monchi!
Question one!
What was the battle that Oda Nobunaga won against ten times as many enemies?
It's "chouchou", isn't it?
Um... it's "okihazama".
That's correct!
Okay, Takiguchi-san!
Good job!
That was smooth.
Let's move on! Question two!
Who arrived in Kagoshima in 1549 and spread Christianity?
Francis Xavier.
Correct!
Great job!
Now, Ms. Endo!
It's Ms. Endo's turn.
Question three!
What policy did Mr. Toyotomi Hideyo make in order to accurately grasp the land?
Konchi! Konchi!
Do your best!
Seismic detection.
Close!
That was close!
It was a great contribution!
It was a little difficult, wasn't it?
Question four!
In 1600, Tokugawa Ieyasu and Ishida Mitsumari led a war of swords and swordsmen.
It was called "the battle of Sekigahara".
Correct!
Great!
Next, question six!
Question seven!
What did Ihara Saikaku and Matsuo Basho call the culture of their time?
What did they call it?
"Asuka".
Correct!
"Asuka"!
"Asuka" came out of nowhere!
You were crazy!
It was the "genroku" culture!
Next, question seven...
No, question six!
Question eight!
What was the first crisis caused by a Christian believer?
Um, the Isle of La.
Yay!
Amazing!
Thank you!
Wonderful!
Next, question seven!
In 1854, Perry, who came to Uraga...
Ah, what do you call the treaty that you signed with Perry, who came to Uraga?
Um, the Japanese-American Treaty of Nijube.
Yay!
Amazing!
Correct!
Now, last question!
Yes!
What do you call Tokugawa Yoshinobu's government's return of the Bakufu to the court?
Um, constitutional law!
Yay!
Correct!
And with that, question five was answered by Yoshinobu...
And as a result of that, it was six out of eight questions!
The game has begun!
Um, Monchi-san, how was it today?
It was fun!
It was fun, wasn't it?
You've gotten pretty good at it, haven't you?
Yes!
By the way, do you do it every time?
Every time!
I don't think Monchi likes me that much.
Right?
But now that it's come to this, I'm starting to think Enko-sensei might be at fault.
Right?
I'm a little curious about that.
Yes!
Now, um, it's a punishment for a teacher like that...
Um, since we're in the Edo period...
Can you do an impression of Edo Harumi-san?
Yay!
Um, standard!
What?
Okay, um...
Are you ready, you two?
Yes!
Let's do it together, um...
Towards the fourth day...
Are you ready?
Let's count...
Yes!
Now, an impression of Edo Harumi-san...
Three!
Two!
One!
Nine!
Hop, step, jumping!
Idling!
Our first album "Daijina Mono" has been released!
Not only new songs, but also all 14 songs including "Single", "Ganbare Otome", "Kakko Warai" and "Snow Celebration" have been released!
As a luxurious bonus, the first edition includes "Maboroshi's limited secret live" and "Super precious members' first face-to-face video recording"!
The regular edition also includes two of our original tracks!
Everyone! Please support our first album "Daijina Mono"!
Please, our fans!
It's been a while since Michael did an OK!
Our theme for today is...
One word perfect for idling
The number of participants is 7,073!
And our theme is...
Yazawa-chan 997
We don't have much time, but we'd like to go.
It's been a while, right?
Kato-san!
A word for idols.
Learn before you get used to it!
I've been doing this for a year and I've learned a lot.
We get taught a lot of things, but...
Even if you go to the studio and you're not good at it,
you try it out there and you learn.
Ton-chan said this for the first time, right?
Yeah, I said it.
Did you say it?
When I first introduced myself...
You said it when you were still late?
Ah, sorry!
I'm sorry I didn't say it.
Earlier, when Masuno-san went into the dressing room,
I said "I'm sorry I said I was fat."
I was really hurt.
Can you do it for me?
I'm really sorry.
Can you let me know first?
Okay, let's get started.
March 10th, 739 on TV.
We'll be broadcasting "Attack No. 1" from noon today.
Please look forward to it!
Okay, today...
Let's have Harumi Eto impersonate me again.
Is that okay?
Camera, that camera.
Here we go.
3, 2, 1...
Hop, step, jumping!
Can you do it for me?
Closer, closer!
Goodbye!
It's normal for girls to be like this, right?
That's right.
It's normal for girls to be like this, right?
Oh, she's doing a V-sign.
She's like, "You should learn how to do a V-sign! You can do it, can't you?"
That's not it!
The teacher at school said you should be ashamed of yourself a little more.
She said that looking at you.
Looking at me...
She said you shouldn't forget how girls feel about you a little more.
She said that.
A lot of teachers have seen it.
Oh, that's good.
A lot of teachers have said that.
Next...
Oh, it's Kato-san.
I'll give you a tono-kata sticker.
Thank you!
Now, Eto-chan...
Yes, I'm Eto Mania, the 4th member of IDLING.
Thank you for joining us today, Eto-chan.
Can you say something perfect for IDLING?
Sometimes a big explosion!
Sometimes...
Yes, it's really, really good if you have it once every two months or so.
Sometimes a big explosion happens, doesn't it?
For example, Sonoka-san and Kinoka-san and Miratsu- san's third match the other day.
I think I can do more of that.
You can do more of that?
I think I can do more of that.
You got a little aggressive there, didn't you?
Yes, I wanted Sonoka-san to do more of that.
She was crying, Eto-chan!
I've done it so far, I want her to do more and more of that.
Why are you looking at me like that?
She's really looking at you from above, isn't she?
It's amazing!
Really, but that...
I'd like to do it with you sometime in the future.
Yes, I'd like to do it with you sometime in the future.
Do it! Do it!
Do it!
Do you want me to do it?
Right?
Then, I'll do it.
Forget about shame and everything and do it.
Right?
I'll do it.
Don't ever aim to be an actress again.
Never.
That changed a little.
It's okay. There are various genres of actresses.
That's right.
Out of those various genres, which one do you like?
Whichever is fine.
Anything is fine.
Anything is fine if you become an actress.
Toyomu-san, Eto-chan, which role do you think you can play?
Eh, I wonder... I wonder...
In the supermarket...
Um...
They sell pork and stuff...
In the butcher shop...
The old lady and stuff...
There is! There is!
Ah, there is! There is!
There is! There is!
I think you can become an individualistic actress.
You can, right?
Yes.
Pork actress!
Yes, Eto-chan, please give her a round of applause.
Thank you very much!
Yano-san!
Yes!
I'm an idol group's 7th member, Yano Arika.
Thank you for joining us today with your fan name "all back".
Can you say one word that fits your idol group?
Innocent girl!
That's really positive!
Innocent, isn't it? Idol groups are really positive.
Actually, I didn't know the meeting time for my idol group.
I called Minato-chan, but Minato-chan couldn't come out.
So I thought I'd ask someone else.
But when I looked at my phone again, I saw 30 calls from Minato-chan!
That's scary!
You must be worried!
Thank you, but I thought she was a very persistent person.
That's terrible!
That's what I thought.
But when I realized it, I got really angry when I had a fight with Minato-chan before.
Actually, Minato-chan failed her landing contest.
I didn't know!
So Minato-chan failed her landing contest even now?
Minato-chan failed her landing contest even now.
So Minato-chan failed her landing contest even now?
Minato-chan failed her landing contest even now?
I thought it was a very urgent situation.
I called her about 30 times.
I was talking with her all the time, so I thought something had happened.
At that time, I was really worried about it, but she rejected my call.
That's really terrible!
By the way, Minato-chan hasn't been released yet.
Minato-chan failed her landing contest even now?
Thank you!
Next, Yokoyama-san.
Yes, I'm Yokoyama Rurika of IDOLiNG No. 9.
I got my fan name "fantasy zone" from you. Thank you very much!
A word for IDOLiNG!
We are an idol group!
That's cool!
You've said it a lot, haven't you?
I've said it a lot, haven't I?
It's getting positive.
ID! ID! ID! ID!
The screws are falling off!
In 2008, we wanted this song to be popular.
What are you laughing about?
You really became ID!
As an individual idol group?
Yes, and...
Even when we released "teiheihei",
we could feel that it was better to be laughed at.
We were more addicted to it.
Are we more suitable for it?
We are more suitable for it.
And we tried not to come forward.
We tried not to get involved.
No, we're not.
As an individual.
Yes, as an individual.
You can't do it anymore, Yokoyama-san.
I'll go and throw it away!
Yokoyama-san, I'll go and throw it away!
Thank you!
Yes, Takiguchi-san!
Yes, I'm an idol singer, Takiguchi Mira. I got my fan name from Mira Chacho-san! Thank you!
Can you say one word that goes perfectly with being an idol singer?
My stomach is on fire!
But I often read books, and I read "An'an" or "Tarzan" as my love letters.
Really?
Really!
Really?!
That's cool!
Why do you say it like that?!
Matsu-san, you're terrible!
Why?! Why do you say it like that?!
Earlier, you went and said it to the audience.
"I'm sorry," you said earlier when you said you were fat.
Have you ever apologized to me by saying "gorilla" and "I'm sorry"?
I was really sad!
But during the show, I was told, "Ah, you're going to say 'gorilla' and 'I'm sorry' in your character."
But if you say it seriously behind my back...
It's shocking! You should stop doing that!
That's true!
I'll apologize to you formally later.
No!
I'll give you a Takiguchi-san award!
Koizumi-san!
Yes!
Yes! I'm Koizumi-zumi, an idol group member. I got my fan name from Imaichi-san. Thank you very much!
A word that suits an idol group member!
Imaichi...
Um, I think that's...
Huh? Your fan name was different?
My fan name was different, so I said my answer first when I got my fan name.
That's amazing!
I'm sorry!
Even comedians can't make jokes like that!
I'm sorry! I got my fan name from Koizumi-zumi- san!
Shut up!
You're Imaichi?
I'm Imaichi.
An idol group member is Imaichi?
That's right! I don't think there are perfect girls in an idol group.
So, when it comes to visuals and singing, there aren't all perfect girls.
Well, there are girls who are fat...
When you say it like that...
There are girls who are fat...
There are girls with glasses...
Well, it's not like that, but...
There are girls who are pregnant...
There aren't girls like that in an idol group.
That's why I'm Imaichi.
But!
If you look at it from a different perspective...
It's an idol group that grows and becomes a perfect woman.
But girls who are fat are getting fatter and fatter...
If you look at it from a different perspective...
I'm sorry!
It's dangerous. It's behind you.
It's behind me?
Yes. That's what it is.
Yes!
I see.
Koizumi-san, please give her a round of applause!
Thank you!
- Now, Ponchi-san! - Yes, I'm idling No. 8 Ponchi.
- Thank you for giving me my fan name "Norihide - san". - Let's do it.
- A word that fits idling. - "Yoso" is "yoso", "uchi" is "uchi".
- That's right! - It doesn't matter! Idling is idling!
Even if there is a fat person, or a skinny person, or a person with only glasses...
Even if there is a person like that, including all of them, it's idling.
- It doesn't matter if it's another idol group! - That's right!
- Idling is idling! - No one said anything about it!
- They just said it on their own! - That's why I don't think it's bad!
- Well, there's no one with this much personality! - That's right!
- Idling is nice! - We got together a lot, didn't we?
- Yes!
- With this strange-shaped bowl... - Yes!
- Yes! Ponchi-san, please give her a round of applause! - Thank you!
- Ponchi-san, please give her a round of applause! - Thank you!
- Tomoka-san! - Yes! Idling Rocker, I'm Tomoka Ika!
- Thank you for giving me my fan name "rooha rooha"! - Let's do it!
- A word perfect for idling! - An idol who can sing and dance!
- You said you were a comedian, didn't you? - Well, I've been a comedian since I was a fan, but I thought I'd fix that.
- Did you say you wanted to write your dream as an idol? - It's not a dream!
- But I really think you can sing and dance in live performances, can't you? Why are you laughing? - Is it okay for me to sing and dance?
- No, no, no! You can sing and dance idling-style, can't you? - I see.
- I think it would be good for you to do interesting things in programs.
- You're still growing up, but you're an idol who has both. What do you think about it?
- You can sing and dance idling-style, can't you? - No, no! I don't want to be an idol who can only sing and dance!
- You're really angry! - I think you can sing and dance idling-style, can't you?
- You're the only idol who can only sing and dance! - You're right!
- Don't be angry! - You're right!
- You're just a self-defeating idol!
- Thank you very much!
Lastly, Endo-sensei!
Yes, I'm Endo Mai, an idol singer.
I got my nickname from Matsu-san in the grassland. Thank you very much!
Let's hear a few words about idol singing!
A lively animal kingdom!
Oh, I see!
I get it!
Until now, I've been told "RB, RB", and I thought "RB is cute" until now.
But now, everyone is playing with me.
Recently, I'm really pissed off because of "RB".
Yes, "RB" is like "SB", like "serious idiot".
Serious idiot!
No!
Really!
You can't laugh anymore.
I can't laugh anymore, especially.
Your teacher said that, Monji-san.
That's...
Every day, my teacher teaches me poorly.
That's not true!
Even today, you chose only important words and came here, right?
But, it's always just Endo-sensei.
Why?
What is it?
Why is it?
Hmm...
"SU", what is it?
"SU"?
"SU" means that voice doesn't come in, right?
Your voice doesn't reach Ponchi's ears.
It doesn't resonate.
What should we do?
There's nothing we can do.
Let's give them a round of applause!
Now, let's look at the next one!
What should we do next?
You said it a lot, right?
Okay, then...
Koizumi-san's "Imaichi"!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
That's cute!
You winked really cute, right?
Because I'm an idol!
That's cute!
Okay! That's all for today!
Bye-bye!