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IDOLiNG
Ma'am, are you ready for the memo?
Yes, we are.
Now, let's start "IDOLiNG" MC's Baka Lesson.
Thank you for coming.
Hello, I'm TV announcer Maiko Saito.
Thank you for coming.
"IDOLiNG" is about girls who are growing up as idol singers
becoming one of them.
Now, let's start "IDOLiNG".
Today, at midnight, at 26:40,
we will be broadcasting.
Now, let's start "IDOLiNG".
Now, first of all, today's theme is...
The most expensive...
Oh, not this year.
The most expensive item we bought this year is...
First of all, Ms. Kato.
"IDOLiNG" No. 1, Ms. Kato.
The most expensive item we bought this year is...
LDS knee-high boots.
"IDOLiNG" No. 2, Ms. Koizumi.
The most expensive item we bought this year is...
CHANEL pouches.
"IDOLiNG" No. 3, Ms. Endo.
The most expensive item we bought this year is...
milk carton.
"IDOLiNG" No. 4, Ms. Endo.
The highest price item we purchased this year is...
clothes of "COMS".
The highest price item we purchased this year is...
"IDOLiNG" No. 5, Ms. Takiguchi.
"IDOLiNG" No. 5 is...
everyone's...
half-priced product.
"IDOLiNG" No. 7 is...
"BYE BYE" No. 6, Ms. Endo.
"IDOLiNG" No. 7 is someone else.
"IDOLiNG" No. 7 is someone else. The highest price item we purchased this year is...
Hello, I'm Wee.
Hello, I'm IDLING No. 8, FUNKY.
The expensive one I bought this year is CICA-CHAN.
Hello, I'm IDLING No. 9, YOKOYAMA RURIKA.
The most expensive one I bought this year is a pair of boots worth 30,000 yen.
We'll send you off like that, but let's have some fun today!
IDLING!
Our first album "DAIJI NO MONO" has finally been released!
Not only is it a new song, but it also includes our single "GANBAREOTOME (lol)" and "intellectual celebration (intellectual celebration)".
The first edition of "Goka Tokuten" features a limited- time secret live performance of "Maboroshi" and a super-expensive video of us performing.
The second edition of "Goka Tokuten" features two of our original tracks.
Everyone, we hope you enjoy our first album "DAIJI NO MONO"!
"Who's in the box?" Quiz!
Speaking of idol programs, we have to do this kind of program.
We will challenge "Who's in the box?" program.
Are you ready, everyone?
Usually, "Who's in the box?" is "nandarona" (what's in it)
But you can't guess it with your intelligence.
I think it's a little wide.
First of all, it's a person.
Is it a limited person?
Yes, it's a person.
There is also a type of person in it.
And you have to guess who that person is.
It's easy, right?
It's not "what" but "who".
Please guess who it is.
Endo-san, you've always wanted to do this kind of thing, right?
But I wanted to do "mono" version.
What is "mono" version?
Isn't it more difficult for people?
If you can guess it well today, you can go to "what's a little more difficult".
Please do your best.
I think you all know it.
It's a simple quiz where you put your hand in this box and guess who's in it.
It's easy.
The time to put your hand in the box is 30 seconds per person.
If you're correct, you'll get this.
Fuji TV cafeteria "rapport" meal voucher of 30000 yen.
30000 yen!
Koizumi-san, how much do you think you can eat with 30000 yen?
100 times of...
300 times of...
300 times!
It's only 300 times, right?
By the way, I can eat about 60 bowls of oil noodles, so do your best!
Now, who is in the box?
Now, who is in the box? Let's start with Kato-san.
Me? All of a sudden?
I'm scared!
By the way, who do you think is in the box?
Already?
You haven't touched it yet, but you know...
Maybe Mori-san?
Oh, you think it's Mori-san.
Now, touch it and guess who it is.
Let's start, Kato-san.
Who is in the box? Ready...
Start!
300 times!
What's going on?
Kato-san's reaction is good!
It's good!
Wait...
It's close!
It's wide!
It's not far from my head.
Is it quite big?
Do you mean it's big?
It's big!
There's a leaf.
Is it? How does it feel when you touch it?
It doesn't move at all!
It doesn't move!
Is it human?
It's human!
Is it human?
4...
3...
2...
1...
Time's up!
When I touched it, it was moving a lot!
It was moving a lot!
Do you know who it is?
I don't know!
Next!
Let's move on!
Next, Koizumi-san!
Now, Koizumi-san!
Yes!
Please do your best!
I'll do my best!
Let's go! "Who's in the box?" quiz!
Koizumi-san, yo!
Ah, that's right! You can't see it!
Please stand with your clothes on!
Let's go!
Ready, start!
Use both hands, Koizumi-san!
30 seconds!
You did it! That's good!
Koizumi-san, that's good!
You look like an idol! You look like an idol fan!
You're doing quite well!
How do you feel?
Which part are you touching?
My head!
Your head! How is it?
My brain is hard!
Your brain is hard!
What? What?
That's amazing!
You can even feel it in your brain!
4, 3, 2, 1!
Time's up!
Eh? How's your hair?
My hair is dry!
It's dry?
Yes!
It looks like your hair is dry!
Now! Let's move on!
Next, Endo-san!
Now, you're used to it, right?
You have to properly feel it and answer it!
Yes!
Are you ready? Let's go!
Endo-san, ready, start!
Yes!
How is it?
It went smoothly!
Really?
How is it?
Smell! I see!
Smell!
Smell and answer!
Smell behind my ears!
Smell behind your ears!
Smell behind your ears and answer!
Ah! Dish!
Dish!
Dish! There's a dish!
Dish?
Which part is it?
It's quite short! It also has eyebrows!
Eyebrows!
3, 2, 1!
Time's up!
Endo-san, you were able to feel it!
I was able to see the parts!
Ah! Eyebrows!
You were able to see the parts clearly!
Yes!
Thank you!
Now, next, Edo-chan!
Now, shall we start? Let's go, Edo-chan! Who's in the box? Quiz, ready, start!
You're touching it a lot, aren't you?
How is it? Where are you touching it?
Isn't it my shoulders?
Your shoulders?
Ah, it's pretty...
It's pretty...
It's pretty stiff, isn't it?
It's stiff?
Ah, but, um...
So it's a book you work on, right?
I think so.
It's pretty stiff, my shoulders.
I see.
But it's not a book-tiring and relaxing segment, is it?
Yes.
Someone, please guess.
Um...
My head is super...
It's shaking!
Your head is shaking?
It's shaking!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
How is it? Are you still touching it?
Also, my back is a little round.
Your back is round?
It's round!
Huh?!
So it's round!
Yes, time's up!
My back is really round!
And it's really stiff!
Now, has it become a hint? Who could it be?
Now, Tagiguchi-san!
Yes!
Yes, do your best!
Let's go! Who's in the box? Quiz, Tagiguchi-san, ready, start!
It's really stiff!
It's pretty... It's pretty stiff, isn't it?
Tagiguchi-san...
Yes, yes, do your best! Do your best! Touch it with your fingers!
Try touching a new part! A new part!
Try touching a new part!
A new part?
How is it? How is it?
What's wrong?!
Do you feel it around here?
Because...
Which part is around here?
My skin is like momaindoufu...
Four! Three! Two! One! Time's up!
So, it ended before and after, didn't it?
It ended, didn't it? I got a big hint!
My skin is like momaindoufu!
How is it?
It costs 30,000 yen, doesn't it?
If you get it right, it's 30,000 yen!
Is it okay?
Yes, then, let's go!
Next, Tomoka, 30,000 yen, please!
Let's touch something, Tomoka!
Are you ready? I hope you like it!
Tomoka, who's in the box? Quiz, ready, go!
How is it? Where are you touching now?
Nothing!
Nothing?
Shoulder!
Shoulder?
Ah...
It's kind of fluffy!
Fluffy?
Hair!
Hair, yes!
Face! Ah, eyebrows!
Eyebrows!
Eyes!
Eyes?
Eyes!
Time's up!
You're not wearing glasses!
I'm not wearing glasses!
I see...
Tomoka, you're touching your eyeball, right?
No, it's my eyelids!
Eyelids! I see, thank you!
Next, Azawa!
I'm not wearing glasses!
I really can't do it!
Who is it?
I really can't do it!
Let's go, Azawa!
Who's in the box? Quiz, ready, go!
Disgusting!
Disgusting?
There's only hair!
Where's disgusting? Where's disgusting?
Only hair!
Ah, ears!
There's ears!
How are your ears?
Cute!
Cute ears!
Ears are cute!
Neck is cute!
How about shoulders?
Ah, shoulders are hard!
Shoulders are hard!
Is it a man or a woman?
As a popular trend, you can only say it's a man!
It's a man!
Is it a man or a woman?
His hair was short!
His shoulders...
His shoulders were bumpy!
Bumpy!
His shoulders were bumpy!
I see!
Alright, Fonchi-san, please come out!
Let's see who's inside Fonchi-san's box! Start!
Mouth!
Mouth! How's the mouth?
It's wobbly.
What about the nose?
Nose? The nose might be big.
It's big.
What kind of face is it?
Four. Three. Two. One.
Time's up!
Did you get it?
No, you can't tell her.
You can't tell her even if you know it.
It looks like she got it after touching her mouth.
Her mouth and around her nose.
Now, who is it?
Yes, Yokoyama-san, please come forward.
It's the last one.
Yokoyama-san, you have long arms, so you can see it well.
Let's see what's in Yokoyama-san's box.
Ready, set, go!
Go away!
It's warm inside.
What is she wearing?
Is she wearing something like a kappogi?
Kappogi?
It might be a hint for clothes.
What is it?
She has beautiful skin.
Her hair is quite long.
It's quite long.
How many years old is it?
Who is it?
She knows it!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Time's up!
Now, Ponchi-san and Rurika-chan, you know who it is, right?
You know who it is. Are you happy?
Now, in the box...
Who is in it?
Write your answer on the flip!
It looks like...
Ponchi-san and Rurika-chan, you can't talk about it.
Please guess who it is only with your own feelings.
You paused for a moment, didn't you?
Oh, you wrote it down? I see.
I wonder what it is. Can you guess it?
It's nice, isn't it?
The person who touched it...
Did Ponchi-san know it with his mouth?
Rurika-chan, you won.
Time's up!
Now, let's see.
The answer is...
Open!
Kadosawa-san, Kadosawa-san, Yokotagawa-san, Yokotagawa- san, Mori-san...
Kadosawa-san, Kadosawa-san, Kadosawa-san, Kadosawa-san...
There are many Kadosawa-sans.
It's 6 seconds.
It came out!
It's a shame that it wasn't Kadosawa-san!
He was there, wasn't he?
It looks like Yokoyama-san was confident about it.
I thought it was Kadosawa-san for sure.
But Kadosawa-san is over there.
Who is it?
By the way, who wrote with Yokotagawa-san?
The two of them.
Yokotagawa-san.
Yokotagawa-san. Ah, he's not here.
Kadosawa-san's beard was thick.
I see!
His beard was thick!
And also,
his shoulders were very firm.
They were firm.
By the way, everyone wrote with Kadosawa-san, right?
Remi-chan,
I made a mistake.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
And,
where is Mori-san?
Mori-san is not here!
But,
Yokotagawa-san and Mori-san are not here.
That's right. Yokotagawa-san and Mori-san are not here.
Maybe...
Who wrote with Kadosawa-san?
The answer is...
this one!
Open the box!
Open!
This person wrote with Kadosawa-san.
What?
Good job!
Thank you very much!
The correct answer is...
Yes, please reveal the correct answer!
I'll say the correct answer!
The correct answer is...
Tani Nobuo-san, who came all the way from Yokohama!
Thank you very much!
Unfortunately, there is no correct answer!
No, no, no!
Tani Nobuo-san, isn't it?
Tani-san, it's our first meeting!
Don't you know me?
I don't know you!
You don't know me?
I didn't know you!
I didn't know you at all!
Who is that person?
That's all for "Who is inside the A-box?" quiz!
Idling!
Idling is broadcast every Monday to Friday on CS Broadcast Fuji TV 721 739.
Every Thursday night, you can enjoy ground-level broadcast!
In addition, on Fuji TV On Demand, a complete version of idling can be watched on TV.
You can easily access it from the show's homepage, so please check it out!
For those of you who want to know more about idling...
Please watch it!
Please! Pantama!
Now, let's move on to the theme. The theme is...
It's unbelievable! There are so many forgotten things in the music industry!
The number of applicants is 6,900!
9 of them are Michael Jobs!
Let's move on to the first one!
Kato-san!
I'm Kato Sayaka, idol number one!
I got my fan name "Ojiya-san" from you! Thank you!
Let's move on!
In an unbelievable dressing room, we have something you've forgotten!
Miyaccho's trading card!
When we look at each other like this,
Miyaccho really makes a face, doesn't she?
She makes a face.
She makes it a lot!
For photos.
Because she's an idol!
Actually, when it comes to trading cards and photos,
you know the album cover?
On the back of the normal version,
there's a picture of everyone doing a pose like this.
Actually, that was supposed to be on the cover of the first version.
That's right!
It was supposed to be a pose.
However, during the shoot,
Miyaccho made a face too much and ended up looking like a boss,
and ended up on the back of the cover.
Also, during the shoot,
Shioya-san said, "I don't want to see your face!"
Why does Miyaccho make a face?
Because she's an idol, she tends to look cute in the picture.
In the picture?
Miyaccho's face in the picture is a no-no!
But how does Miyaccho look in the picture?
No, it's like...
It's worse! It's worse!
I know Miyaccho's normal face, so it's cute!
It's cute!
Miyaccho's face is cute!
Miyaccho's face is cute, but she makes a face like that!
It's a shame!
Shioya-san yelled at Miyaccho a lot!
I'm sorry!
I'm begging you!
Miyaccho's face is cute, so...
It's cute, right?
It's cute, so let's leave it like that!
I'll give you a bonus award!
Thank you very much!
Now, the rumor that she's cute is starting to stand up!
Takiguchi-san!
Good afternoon, I'm Takiguchi Mira!
I got my fan name "Miralism-san"! Thank you very much!
Let's go!
In an unbelievable dressing room, there's something like this!
A pair of socks for only one person!
Whose are they?
It's a story from a little while ago, but do you remember?
When we first performed "Saki Gaki Ongakubanzuke",
Kyugo's favorite Rurika-chan's socks got forgotten and came out!
I think those of you who saw it will know!
The socks came out!
It's a pretty old story!
Recently, socks have been coming out of one of them!
I thought, "Is it Rurika-chan again?"
Then I smelled it and thought, "Ugh, it stinks!"
You smelled it!
Ugh, it stinks!
I thought, "Really, Rurika-chan, you can't do it!"
I thought, "Rurika-chan, the top student, is the worst!"
Then, when I looked closely, it was my socks!
What's with that...
Fritten-kun-like attitude?
What's with that...
Like, "Is it me again?"
It's a story where you can't use your strength!
I'll give you a ballpoint pen!
It was a ballpoint pen!
Next up is Koizumi-san!
I'm Idling Unicorn, Koizumi Demi!
I got my fan name from Kouri-no-Bishou-san! Thank you!
Yes, let's go!
In an unbelievable school, this forgotten item is...
Breasts!
Hey!
Yes, because she always forgets her breasts at school, she's always flat.
I see, I see!
When she goes home, she puts on something she forgot at school and goes home, so when she goes home, she's flat.
So she takes off her breasts at school once?
She takes them off, no, she doesn't take them off, she forgets them and comes home.
And when she comes here, she always forgets to put them on, so she's flat.
But when she comes home, she takes off her forgotten breasts and puts them on and comes home, so she's really flat.
It's a bit of a sci-fi, isn't it?
Something like that.
Takeru-san, you're like that too, right?
Yes, I'm like that. I'm a bit like that.
But when we talked about it, I got really angry and I got angry again.
Who did you get angry at?
This time it was a record company.
What?!
Are you serious?!
It's true.
You're lying!
I don't know!
Oitomi-san, please come up to the stage.
- Yokoyama-san! - Yes!
I'm Yokoyama Rurika of idling class 9.
I got my fan name "side mountain" from you. Thank you very much!
Let's do it! This unforgettable item in an unbelievable dressing room is...
A ponchi exclusive costume!
Ponchi is often said to be the leader of the pochari alliance.
But in reality, there is a chuck behind it.
- You know about it! - Yes!
If you remove it like this, you can see that it's very thin.
- So there is a skinny ponchi? - Yes, there is a skinny ponchi.
- I see. - That's why you couldn't see my collarbone.
- I see! - Because you're wearing it!
- There is a real ponchi, but you're wearing it! - Yes, I couldn't see it.
- Is that so, ponchi? - Yes!
Actually, I'm actually quite thin.
- I'm actually quite thin! - I see!
- But you're wearing it as an example, right? - That's right.
- Then why are you wearing it like that? - It's a fake one.
It's a fake one.
- It's a fake one. - Since Yokoyama-san is doing it for you, you should buy more of it!
Let's buy more of that fake one!
But don't you like this kind of character, ponchi?
If you say "ponchi" like that, I don't have anyone on my side anymore!
- I'll give you ponchi-san! - Thank you!
- Next, Eto-chan! - Yes! I'm idling and Maya!
- Thank you for still participating in "Fan Name", thank you! - Thank you!
- At an unbelievable school, something like this is... - Embarrassing!
- For us idling, no matter how you look at it, it's like "these girls are a little too much, aren't they embarrassing?" - "These girls"
- These idling girls are... - Don't say "girls"!
- For idling girls, there's a lot of things that make you feel like "they're only doing embarrassing things", right? - I see.
- But it's because we're leaving that feeling of embarrassment at school, that we're able to do our best no matter what we do.
- I see. - Right?
- Anyway, when it comes to "odama", first of all, you're just doing normal girls' things, right? - That's right.
- So you take your shame off at school? - I take it off and then record it.
- You take it off and then record it? - I take it off and...
- So you have that shame when you go back to school? - I do, I do.
- Do you have shame when you go home? - No way, do you have shame when you go home, Eto-chan? - I do!
- No way! - You do, Eto-chan? - No!
- At the station's platform, you're eating a lot of food... - No, I'm not! I'm not!
- Isn't that a shame of glass? - I was playing a spy role on the train.
- A spy role?! - What's with that "spy role" that comes up sometimes?!
- When the three of us wrote it, Mira-cho supported us.
- And when Eto-chan got on the train and wrote it... - Yeah!
- We just followed her around. - You followed her around, didn't you? Aren't you ashamed of it? - I am ashamed of it.
- No, it's just that I wasn't paying attention to my seniors. - You weren't paying attention?!
- It's true that you don't want to do it, you don't want to do it, but your seniors are noisy, so you're just recording it!
- Because, no matter where you look at it, everyone's eyes were wide open at the time. - Ah, is that so?
- Like, "What are these girls up to?!" - From the Osaka Library...
- It's not like that! It's not like that... - It's not like that, but...
- It's not like that, but... In any case, it was embarrassing, but it was recorded.
- You paid attention to it! - You paid attention, didn't you, Kanegi-san? - Yes.
- It's not like that... - Eh?!
- No, I thought it was crucial... - Ah, no, no, it's not like that at all!
- What's with that exchange?!
- We'll provide you with an excellent performance! - Thank you very much!
- Next, Tomoka-san!
- Yes! I'm the 6th member of idling, Erika Tomoka! My fan name is "Gocchandesu" and I received it from you! Thank you very much!
- Let's go in! What's in this unbelievable dressing room?!
- The smell of pee!
- Well, idling...idling is always in the dressing room and you smell it, right?
- Yeah, you smell it... - But it's like...it's like a weird smell...
- Are you okay with that?!
- Please listen to me! It's like...
- It's like...but that smell is...the smell of food!
- If you smell something weird, you'll say "Ah, I ate a squid" or "Ah, I ate umeboshi" and stuff like that...
- The smell of food is like that too, right? - Yeah, and...
- Yeah, and today, when I entered the dressing room, it smelled like something...
- And it seemed like everyone smelled it... - It's a different smell than usual, right?!
- It's a different smell, right?!
- But it was like...the daikon-rosu you ate! - Ah, I see!
- Yeah, but it smelled like pee, so for some reason we all sniffed at the same time...
- But even though it smelled like pee, we apologized and apologized, and I felt really bad for that pee...
- But it gradually started to smell like me...
- It's self-sufficiency, isn't it?
- It'll be broadcasted on March 6th! Please watch it!
- Pee, last one!
- Pooh?
- Sensei! Sensei, you're laughing! Sensei!
Don't underestimate comedy!
You were about to puke.
Yeah.
What?!
Puke?! No, original poo?
What kind of poo was that?
Poo... yeah. It wasn't the smell of poo.
It wasn't the smell of poo, but...
What was it?
You were about to puke, so you said "original poo" at the end, right?
It wasn't the smell of poo.
It was original poo.
What kind of poo?
Original poo.
I won't get mad, so say it.
What kind of poo?
Original poo.
Original poo?
Yes.
I see.
This is fun.
Here are nine stickers.
Thank you!
Yazawa-san!
Yes!
I'm Yazawa Rika, 7 year old idol.
I got my fan name "Please send me a letter" from you. Thank you very much!
I'm sorry!
I can't believe that such a forgotten item is in the dressing room...
A screw in my head!
You know it, right?
Please listen to me today.
When I entered the dressing room, Rumi-chan was there.
I said "Good morning!"
And Rumi-chan said "Hey, Yazawa, come here!"
She's really slow-witted.
I asked her "What's up?"
She said "Did you buy a pet?"
Ah, you bought a pet. What did you buy? Show me!
I said "Yeah, I bought a shaman."
And when I looked at the display screen...
It's a toy dinosaur.
I said "Rumi-chan, it's not a pet, it's a toy, right?"
She kept saying "No, it's not."
It's a living thing.
Huh? It's a toy!
I also saw it.
Ah, really?
Huh? It's a toy!
I didn't know.
It was a little dark and I didn't know.
There was a really gross dinosaur there.
There was something like meat.
But if it was Koizumi-san, I wouldn't be able to do that.
I said "Rumi-chan, it's a toy!"
I was really angry.
I'm really angry right now!
I'm looking at you. I'm looking at you.
It's not a toy.
It's a pet, right?
It's a really living creature.
A creature?
It eats leaves too.
It eats leaves?
It eats leaves too.
It doesn't eat leaves, right?
It does.
Is it okay?
It has emotions too.
If you raise it like that, it becomes a cute child.
If you leave it alone, it becomes a bad child.
My living proof is still...
Your living proof?
Living proof.
I like it a lot.
What's your name?
I'm Chobi-kun.
Chobi-kun?
What kind of person is Chobi-kun?
Chobi-kun is like me. He's a good listener.
Listener?
A good listener?
He's a really good child.
It's not a toy!
It's a toy!
Look! Look!
Koizumi-san's pet.
You can bring it as a guest.
You want to introduce it, right?
I'll bring it. Put it in the basket.
I'm sure you'll laugh.
I'm sure you'll clap.
That pet.
Koizumi-san, I'll give you a sticker.
Now, Ponchi-san.
Yes, I'm idling number 8, Ponchi.
Thank you for giving me my fan name "Po"-san.
I can't believe such a forgetful person came to my school.
Motivation!
Get it now!
Tie it to your waist!
No, it's not like that!
I've brought it today.
You've brought it? You haven't brought it at all!
I'm motivated!
Everyone says I'm not motivated,
but when I'm idling during performances, I think Mirei is more motivated.
I'm surprised!
What?
Isn't it Yoshimura Mari-san?
No, I'm motivated, but it just doesn't show.
It just doesn't show.
I see.
I'm like that too.
But everyone says I'm not motivated.
When do you show that motivation?
I think I always show it.
Do you show it now?
Of course!
You show it now?
You didn't say it today at all.
It's from now on.
It's from now on?
Is your motivation because of Kokusho-san every time?
If Kokusho-san doesn't come...
No, it's not like that!
I always have motivation.
Do you always have it?
Yes.
I see.
Why do you have it?
Because Kokusho-san...
Don't say his name!
I think I'll say his name!
Are you traumatized?
I only have fear.
That's terrible!
Fear!
You said it with such a gentle feeling!
I don't think there's a senior like you!
There isn't!
It's quite...
Huh? Isn't she crying?
She's not crying!
Is it okay if she's not crying?
Yes.
Someday you'll get pranked.
I'll give you a ballpoint pen.
Thank you!
Now, Endo-san, who has the same size of ballpoint pen and temperature!
Yes, I'm Endo Mai, an idol singer.
I got it from Hato and Buncho-san in my third year. Thank you very much!
In an unbelievable school, there are so many things you've forgotten!
Nine flower hooks!
This is...
It might come soon!
Properly!
Because, you know, when Miracchio was on other radios or something like that,
when we introduced the show in about a minute or so,
we'd take our sumo clothes off or do flower hooks...
Don't do it!
You always say it! What do you want to do with us?
I didn't say it!
You did! You did!
I heard you say it in other places, too!
You've said it a few times, haven't you? You've never done a flower hook, right?
I don't usually do it.
Do you do flower hooks in private?
P-probably...
"Probably"? What's with that reaction?
No...
But you did your best!
Ah, that's right!
When I went to the radio station in Osaka,
I was born with Honchi.
Who?
Takiguchi-san and Honchi-san.
It's like an impersonation.
That one! That one!
That one...
Don't tell me you're trying to do it here...
I see!
There's an impersonation of Takiguchi-san and Honchi-san!
Please show us!
The three of us!
Why? Is there a bible in it?
Yes.
Okay, here are the three of you.
Let's do it!
We can do it like that.
We'll do it like that.
But Shigeyoshi-san, you're looking straight ahead, right?
I'm sitting in front of you.
Now! What impersonation will you show us?
Here you go!
Please do it in front of me!
In front of you!
Is it okay for me to stand in front of you?
Just do it in front of me.
Here we go!
Mario's triple jump!
This is it!
Mario's triple jump!
Hey, I know Mario, but what's a triple jump?
Mario's triple jump!
That's amazing!
He just did a triple jump, didn't he?
Yeah.
Right there.
Let's do it one more time.
One, two...
(Mario's triple jump)
Huh?
What?
Seriously?
H-how did you do it?
(Laughs)
(Applause)
Seriously?
It's really not possible?
How did you do it?
I'm sorry, I said it to a bad boss.
(Laughs)
Seriously?
It's a lot of money.
How did you do it?
That's amazing!
(Laughs)
Okay, I'll give you your license.
Thank you!
(Applause)
Okay, so...
Let's take a look at all of them!
(Laughs)
Miraculous ones keep coming up.
Yeah!
Okay, so...
Ito-san is dancing right now.
It's Ito-chan's first time!
Thank you!
Okay, so...
On-demand...
Please listen to the first album's title song "Daijina Mono"!
Here you go!
When my tears fall
I'll smile and look at myself in the mirror
I'm sure I'll be a new me
Even the smallest things
I'll do my best
The world hidden in my heart will expand
I'll grow up faster than I thought
Now I'll carve it in my heart and walk
I'll try it for the first time
The days I've accumulated will become a hurdle
Even when I'm lost, I'll move forward
Because I'm on a journey now
I'll wear my favorite clothes and do my makeup perfectly
Look at me, I'm shining
A rainbow-colored dream
If you draw it on a white page, it will turn into a ticket to the future
When you feel like you're about to break, just believe in yourself
Move forward towards a tomorrow where light shines
Dreams come true, so just watch
I won't get lost, I'm wonderful, aren't I?
Even if we get lost, we'll move forward
Because we're in the middle of a journey
I'm home, welcome back
The place where I know love
Can I say it honestly now?
Thank you!
You don't say "do your best"
Because you're watching over me
I can do my best
Always
I put my hand on my chest
We share the same rhythm
Look, we're still alive today
I'm not alone
With a lot of support, I'm here
Don't look back, move forward
Because we're on a journey
Let's keep walking forever
You're always next to me
The time we spend laughing together
Is the most important thing for me
Let's keep walking forever
You're always next to me
The time we spend laughing together
Is the most important thing for me