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The sound of shoes stepping on fallen leaves,
holding each other's gloves,
and the warmth of our joined hands.
The feelings of that day when we met at the morning platform.
Even now, my heart still beats fast.
Towards the summer sky.
I still love you and me.
Together with this special day and courage,
We'll pick up our strong bond and make it last forever.
Now is surely the best happy day.
So we wish one last song.
Let's sing of our endless love.
I'm so happy, I'm having so much fun.
To you, who I love so much,
that I can't help but blush.
Stay the way.
We met back in those days.
I want to say "thank you" now.
It's an endless miracle.
It's not an illusion.
Let's draw a special day and day.
I'll always love you.
Gang, gang, everybody, let's go!
I love you!
It's started!
IDOLing
The other day in Shimokitazawa, I met an ex-A.D. Sugita-san and had a cup of tea for about an hour.
I'm MC of "Bakarizumu" Masuto Teisei.
I'm a mystery announcer Morimoto Saika. Nice to meet you.
This show is for girls who are growing up as idols and who want to become one of them.
"IDOLing" airs every Thursday at 2:40 p.m.
Next week is a holiday.
Let me introduce "IDOLing"!
Let me introduce "IDOLing"! Today's theme is "What kind of spaghetti do you usually order?", first of all, Ms. Kato.
"IDOLing" No. 1 is Ms. Kato Saeka. "What kind of pasta do you usually order?" is Carbonara.
"IDOLing" No. 2 is Ms. Koizumi Mimi. "What kind of spaghetti do you usually order?" is Peperoncino.
"IDOLing" No. 3 is Ms. Engo Umai. "What kind of spaghetti do you usually order?" is Cheese.
"IDOLing" No. 4 is Ms. Etomaria. "What kind of pasta do you usually order?" is Taro Spaghetti.
"IDOLing" No. 5 is Classics Italian "IDOLing" No. 6 is Ms. Nishika Masayuki.
I see.
My name is Nanako Idling. I often order pasta or spaghetti with mentaiko.
Spaghetti?
My name is Sanji Hachigo Idling. I often order cream pasta with spaghetti.
I see.
My name is Rika Yokoyama Idling. I often order spaghetti with soup.
Okay, we'll leave it at that.
Let's get excited!
Sugita-san!
Idling!
Idling! Every Monday to Friday!
CS Broadcast Fuji TV 721-739!
Every Thursday midnight!
You can enjoy it on the market broadcast!
In addition! Video distribution service Fuji TV on demand!
As a benefit, you can watch special release videos, etc.
During the complete version of Idling!
You can easily access it from the program homepage, so please check it out!
For those of you who want to know more about us Idling!
Please take a look!
So, today's project is...
First of all, please watch this video.
It all started with this statement.
Recently, I've been told that I don't have a goal, but recently I've been thinking that Mira has more goals than me.
What about Mira?
I always set a goal.
Due to this statement, the most intense battle in the history of idling, which has spread many fierce battles, is about to begin.
Two Bakusho, who represent idling, challenge each other with their own laughter and pride.
Which Bakusho girl, Takiguchi Mira, who has always led laughter, will win?
Or is it the happy laughter goal hunter, Honouka Erika?
Which one is the most interesting in idling?
The third battle of Honou, which unites hearts and minds, begins now!
So, today we have an emergency project.
Honouka Erika vs. Takiguchi Mira.
We're going to have an interesting third battle to see which one is more interesting.
The commentary is by me, Morimoto Saeka.
The commentary is by Fakarizumu Matsuno Hidetomo.
- Thank you for joining us. - Thank you for having me.
Now, there's only a little bit of time left until their fate comes to an end.
This is Fuji TV V5 Studio, which is filled with tension.
We're waiting for both players to come in one by one.
First of all, let's take a look at how both players are returning.
This is Honouka Erika's return.
- She's got a lot of faith in her. - It's a little interesting, isn't it?
Honouka has gained a lot of weight for this day.
I think it's pretty interesting.
On the other hand, Takiguchi Mira.
Yes.
What's going on behind you?
Oh, it's like this.
It's good, that half-heartedness is pretty interesting.
Putting on glasses.
It's good, I can expect a lot of fun from this.
Behind you, you know, Tonouka-san's face is...
It's good, isn't it?
It looks like you've pumped up quite a bit.
Now, let's get into the match.
From now on, Takiguchi Mira and Tonouka Erika will have an interesting third match.
First up...
In the red corner...
Heart-to-heart comedy call hunter...
Tonouka Erika's entrance.
She is currently working as a salesperson.
Mr. Yokotaka, who had a bucket and walked behind me, was funny too.
If you ask me "what did you put in that bucket?", I would laugh.
The third interesting match has already begun.
Yes, it has already begun.
It's scary.
It's interesting.
Next up...
This position cannot be given up.
What kind of match will it be?
It is the entrance of Takiguchi Mira.
Takiguchi has entered the ring.
The miracle girl who has been leading the riding ring laughter has finally come to the main event.
It looks like she's wearing something.
I think she's wearing a dog.
It doesn't look like she's actually wearing a dog.
It looks like she's been training a little.
She's very particular about the details.
It looks like she's saying, "There's no such thing as a dog!"
It's a special style of Takiguchi-san.
And now, it's a trendy item.
She's wearing a dog for the second time.
It's nice, isn't it?
It's wonderful, isn't it?
I don't know if they're making me do it or not, but it's the most interesting.
Well, I'd like to introduce you, too.
Red Cora, Idling No. 6, Todoka Erika!
What kind of spirited comedy goal hunter would like this match?
And what kind of bouncing scene will they show us today?
The time has come for that evolution to be asked.
It's wonderful.
As you can see, she's not losing to the picture on her back.
She's not losing.
She looks like she's having fun today.
The title is...
Blue Cora, Idling No. 5, Takiguchi Mira!
I'm the one who can make idling laugh,
she said with confidence.
What kind of miracle will she show us today with her pride in her heart?
When she dropped her gown just now, it made me feel proud of her.
I think that's part of her plan, too.
Well, let's get started.
The first match of the third match is...
Funny Mic Performance Match!
The first match's theme is "mic performance."
Take each other's mics and compete with each other in a mic performance that appeals to your own funniness.
What will this match be like?
It's difficult. It's very difficult.
Making people laugh with words is the most difficult thing.
Raise your hand if you think Takiguchi-san will win.
What do you think, Ponchi-san?
I think Takiguchi-san will win because he usually hits a home run.
I see. That's interesting.
Ponchi-san, what do you think?
I think I can do it.
I see. I think Takiguchi-san will win.
Kato-san, what do you think?
I think Takiguchi-san will win because he doesn't talk much and has a lot of ideas.
He has a lot of ideas.
I'm looking forward to it.
By the way, the winner of this match will be decided by three judges.
The judges will rate the two of you out of ten.
The one with the most points will win, and the one with the most points will be the winner.
The judges for this match will be Kadosawa-san, Mori- san, and Masuno-san.
The three judges who have been watching you from the beginning of the show will judge you.
Masuno-san, please judge fairly.
Yes, as a senior comedian, I will judge you fairly.
Thank you.
Now, let's move on to the first match.
The gong will sound soon.
Judges, please come forward.
Funny mic performance battle.
Fight!
Now, it's started.
Tonoka, Erika, Buigetsu, Takiguchi, Mira's mic performance battle.
Oh, it was recorded in Takiguchi-san's line.
This will be a catch in this corner.
Sotouka-san.
I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
Tonoka-san.
This is quite high level.
I know you're calling me "tono", but you call me "soto" on purpose.
Tonoka-san, you had a gag, didn't you?
What was it?
Let me see...
Was it "bureemonowa"?
I can't remember, but can you do it for me?
Oh, she started with a swing.
This is risky.
Can you show me a demonstration first?
I see.
Tonoka-san is crazy.
Well...
You know...
Maybe you calculated that shift just now.
It's a shift that you're good at.
It's like this!
This is funny.
It was pretty funny just now. There's quite a body in it, isn't there?
If you don't do it like this... "It's like this!"
If you don't do it like this...
As I thought, each and every joke is half-assed, Tonoka-san.
I can't take it anymore! I'm tired of it!
Now, it's Tagi-san's mic and Tonoka-san's turn!
To be honest...
Yesterday's broadcast of "Don's Berry"...
Even now, you're dragging it out, aren't you?
Your face looks like you're in shock.
That Tonoka-san is in shock...
What a splendid cover of bokeh!
You calculated it, didn't you?
This is quite high-level.
Elisabeth isn't laughing, either.
Why is Elisabeth laughing?
This is...
It's Shul-gay. Shul-gay.
What does "shul" mean?
It means "suddenly, a foreign great person".
Tonoka-san...
It seems like you're still proud of the fact that you weren't told anything in "City Legend"...
Um... I asked you in the taxi...
I said in "City Legend"...
I said I was trying my best not to let you say it...
Are you planning to destroy the show?
Before destroying, you purposely added "oh" and "destroy" on purpose...
You're saying it a little exaggeratedly, aren't you?
I'm saying that, but...
To be honest...
During the rehearsal the other day...
You all silently farted, didn't you?
You all know it by the smell!
I won't remember it...
You silently farted, didn't you?
Saying something like that in front of the audience...
It's a criminal offense, isn't it?
Wow! What's this?
It's love and laughter.
Love and laughter, and you explain it.
Mr. Tonoka, you know, in our talks, you're always so serious.
In the dressing room, you're always having meetings with your fans,
but even if you say it once in real life, I keep asking you over and over again, so it's not funny at all.
I'll make you look funny.
Did you just make me look funny?
It's not funny at all.
I was able to show you where it doesn't stop.
And don't just look at love specials in magazines.
Gorilla, gorilla, gorilla!
This is in it, isn't it?
This is in it.
A good one just came in.
A good and funny one just came in.
It's love and laughter.
It's really funny.
She probably forgot what she did earlier.
That's why she did it again.
When we all went out to eat together,
she was the only one who didn't get anything, and everyone else kept eating.
She must have been really angry!
The members also joined in.
This is funny.
It's so boring, Mr. Tonoka, it's so boring, I can't speak.
Time's up!
And with that, the first song is over.
Takeguchi-san is also calculating how many songs she ate just now.
It's pretty funny, isn't it?
Yes.
Koizumi-san, your name came up, but what did you think of the competition just now?
Well, this is Mr. Tonoka!
What was funny about it, Mr. Tonoka?
The part where you said "onara" (fart) and stuff like that.
That was real.
Real, right?
It's funny.
Eto-chan, what was funny about it?
That's right, like...
When Takeguchi-san said something, Mr. Tonoka came in with a lot of energy.
I've never seen that before, so I think it's amazing.
That's a funny point, it's high.
Ponchi-san, what did you think of it?
Um... Mr. Tonoka's was funnier.
I see.
Ponchi-san, you were sleeping, weren't you?
I was properly watching it.
Ponchi-san's marketing is also funny.
Eto-chan, what did you think of it?
Ah, one more time?
Ah, yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Morimoto-san, this is funny!
Well, well...
As expected, there's a lot of interesting atmospheres.
That's right.
I got drunk without thinking.
That's right.
It's quite an interesting competition.
Well, it seems like the judges have gathered.
It's about time.
Yes.
It seems like the judges have gathered.
I'm nervous.
It was fun, wasn't it?
Judge Kadosawa P.
Takiguchi Q.
Tonoka 10.
Tonoka.
Mr. Tonoka has one point difference.
Judge Mori D.
Takiguchi.
10.
Tonoka.
Q. Takiguchi.
Judge MC Basno.
Takiguchi.
Q. Tonoka.
10.
Winner, Tonoka!
First place.
Tonoka has one point difference.
This is as expected, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It was hard to choose either one.
But in the end, I chose randomly.
It was a one-way fight for both of us.
The second one is also a good match, isn't it?
I'm looking forward to it. It's quite interesting.
Now...
Let's move on to the second match.
The second match is...
Funny Dance Match!
The next match's theme is "dance".
We'll compete with the funny dance that matches the song.
Until now, Takiguchi-san's dance has had an advantage.
However, Tonohikawa-san's potential is high.
He's sleeping.
He's sleeping, so we can look forward to it.
It's a funny dance match.
What do you think of this match, members?
Raise your hand if you think Takiguchi-san will win.
It's high.
In terms of movement, Takiguchi-san has an advantage, right?
With this, maybe Tonohikawa-san will win.
Who knows?
Now, the second match is...
Funny Dance Match!
It's a song.
The second match is... Funny Dance Match!
Fight!
Julianne Stalker!
Wow, Julianne!
She's got a lot of music.
She's got a lot of potential.
Takeguchi's dance is just like Takada Junsu's.
It's exactly like him.
That's nice.
Takada Junsu and Takaka Junsu have joined in.
It's over!
That was a spectacular match!
Both of you...
It was a pretty interesting match.
Both of you can't stop crying.
Kano-san, how did you like it?
I was in shock.
It was a wonderful match.
Why?!
My mouth is wet, too.
Why are you doing this to me?!
I can see you're crying.
It's like watching a boxer's wife...
...getting beaten up in front of you.
I see.
But it was a spectacular match.
Yokoyama-san, how did you like it?
Mira-chan's fighting style is really interesting.
Yeah, she used a high-level technique called "puzzle".
It's hard to hide it.
It was fun.
Momoka-san is completely touching her nipples.
Look at that "something" face.
That's "something", right?
That's "something".
Maybe she's confident about it.
That's right.
Looks like we're all here.
I will now announce the results.
Judge Moridi...
Takiguchi...
Nine... Tonooka... Ten... Tonooka...
Judge Kadosapi... Takiguchi...
Ten... Tonooka... Nine... Takiguchi...
Judge MC Massno... Takiguchi...
Ten... Tonooka... Nine... Winner... Takiguchi!
And with that, it's one point each.
Well, as you all expected, this was the result.
I guess there was a big difference in the types of funny dances.
Now for the final match!
The third match is finally...
The last match.
The last match is...
"Funny... Marshmallow Match"!
The last match was "marshmallow".
Within 30 seconds of the time limit, you can eat as many marshmallows as you like.
That's the point.
How about that?
This is tough.
The title is "Funny Marshmallow Match", but you can only eat marshmallows, right?
Whether you make it funny or not depends on your sense of humor.
This will decide the match.
It's difficult.
The third match...
Who will win?
It's a match where you can test your bottom strength.
Now for the final match...
It'll be "gong" soon!
The final match...
"Funny... Marshmallow Match"...
Fight!
First, Tomoka-san is sitting down and eating.
Tomoka-san is calm.
Good.
She's putting it in her eyes.
Marshmallow is not something you put in your eyes.
In the first place...
You're supposed to eat it with your mouth.
You're putting it in your eyes on purpose.
It's a pretty big marshmallow.
There's a lot of it in there.
There is.
Oh, it's getting closer to the T-shirt in 5 years.
Tomoka-san is getting closer and closer to the T-shirt.
She's getting closer and closer to the T-shirt.
She's calculating all of it.
What could it be?
Tomoka-san's weird taste.
Oh, it's good!
Time's up!
After all, only gorillas can eat marshmallows.
There it is!
A river that's good at eating marshmallows!
Are you fighting for peace?
Here, Yokotagawa-san's bucket is coming to life!
It's coming to life!
It's wonderful, isn't it?
Now...
How many marshmallows did you put in?
Akiguchi-san is in a state of zero right now.
She's in a state of zero right now.
She's not putting it in, but she's opening her mouth.
She's in a really interesting bucket.
Now...
Before we announce the results...
We have an announcement!
I see.
Tonight, from nine o'clock...
"sympha"!
2007 japan tour "sympha! forever!" live and interview will be broadcasted.
Please take a look.
Yes, that's it.
Well, I...
The battle is still going on, right?
It's still going on, but it's going to be fierce.
Takifu-san, it has nothing to do with marshmallows.
Well then...
Yes.
Let's look at the results.
Tonoka...
Erika...
Six...
Takiguchi...
Mira...
Nine!
The winner is Takiguchi Mira!
This is Takiguchi's victory!
Air... Marshmallow, right?
It was a great battle, wasn't it?
Hasegawa-san, Hasegawa-san! This is the kind of show it is!
This is the kind of show it is!
I heard about this show and came here!
You can't go to your wife!
You're so kind!
Hasegawa-san's different side is here again.
This is idoling, right?
Don't laugh! Don't look!
Hasegawa-san said before the show that idoling is cute when you see it in real life.
But I think it's the same for all of you.
Don't look at me like that!
Takiguchi-sensei's victory!
So, Hasegawa-san, you've seen these two's interesting confrontation.
How was it? Which one was more interesting?
Well, both of them seem to have penetrated well.
Penetrated?
Yes.
They've gone beyond the realm of idols, completely.
That's right.
Yes.
A new concept has been born.
Ah, I see.
Tonoka-san, you've lost, but it was a good battle as a battle.
That's right.
Well, as far as the image of Tonoka-san is concerned, it may have increased.
That's right.
Well, this time, I lost to Mira, but I won't lose to Eto-chan.
Oh!
What?!
This...
This corner will be pulled for a while.
What?!
It's simply...
Takebu-san, it's not your turn next time.
I'm a little disappointed, after all.
Yes.
This was surprisingly delicious. It may have been Tonoka-san.
Eto-chan isn't the only one who hasn't lost.
Eto-chan, you know, you've been selected. How is it?
No, I won't lose!
You won't lose!
Oh, it's here!
It's Eto-san, this one!
This Eto-san girl is also quite interesting.
She's an interesting girl.
Ah, yes.
She's a girl you can expect a lot from.
It's late to end the meeting in the middle of the night.
But when it's over and it's late, you know,
you can see the air being blown by the wind.
Who on earth is doing this show?!
Earlier, you said "what a cruel show this is!"
The producers are all "s"es, aren't they?
It's quite understandable.
It's a show made and managed by "s".
If there's a second part, does it mean you'll do it again next time?
Of course!
There's going to be misfortune in the family.
We're going to go through analysis like this.
We're going to damage the family more and more.
Please look forward to the next episode.
Please look forward to it.
Everyone, what did you think of this?
Yokoyama-san, what did you think of this battle?
I want this to be a series. It's interesting.
Now that you mention it, Yokoyama-san has joined in.
That's right.
Kato-san too.
When it comes to interesting battles, Kato-san can't be left out.
That's right.
Because we didn't appear at all today.
That's right.
We didn't say a single word.
Gara-doro-bou
Ponchi-san too. Ponchi-san can speak as usual.
That's right.
But this is...
Have you forgotten about Kokushou-san?
He's fast.
He's really fast.
We'll look forward to the next episode.
That's all for now.
This has been an interesting battle of idols!