AISubs v3.5
Somehow mysteriously (I'm in love)
It's starting (Before I know it)
You're there, that's all
Yay! Yay! Yay!
I'm nervous
Always at the same home
Makeup perfectly set
On purpose and by chance
That's right, but yes, it's beautiful
Your feelings
You've noticed, haven't you?
Don't be mean to me
Is this a bargain?
It's old-fashioned
But you know, I like you like that (As I thought)
(I can't stop)
From now on and forever
Make my heart pound
Your idol
I'm right in front of you
Get absorbed (please)
Only for me (look this way)
Love confession
What is it?
(You're late!)
Notice me!
(I won't wait!)
What kind of gesture does a boy give you first?
(What kind?)
Because I want to be your type
(Anything!)
I know...
I don't know...
I want to know your heart but I'm scared...
I can't say it well...
I want you, that's all. Yeah!
You're cute!
I like you!
It's true!
I like you!
You are...
an idol!
I like you!
I'm MC of IDOLiFF, Masuo. Nice to meet you!
I'm TV announcer, Maito Saito. Nice to meet you!
IDOLiFF is a program that aims to make girls who are growing up to become one of us.
IDOLiFF airs every Thursday and Friday at 2:40 p.m.
Let me introduce you, we are IDOLiFF!
Let me introduce you, today's theme is...
First of all, Kato-san, what is your favorite manga line?
IDOLiFF No. 1, I'm Kato Saraka.
My favorite line is...
Before washing someone else's garden, let your own garden bloom.
What is it?
What manga is it?
IDOLiFF No...
What is it?
IDOLiFF No. 3, I'm En Romai.
My favorite line is...
Masenko!
IDOLiFF No. 2, I'm Etta Maria.
My favorite line is...
Excuse me!
You're just introducing yourself, aren't you?
IDOLiFF No. 5, I'm Otake.
What? You're not going to say it?
My favorite manga line is...
Gomu Gomu no Mini!
You haven't dropped it yet.
No way!
One more!
Hurry up!
Hakamehamehan!
It's not over yet!
Idling No.6 Tomoka's favorite manga lines are...
You look like a kid, but you're smart like an adult!
Idling No.7 Yuzuruka's favorite manga lines are...
You look like a kid, but you're smart like an adult!
Idling No.8 Honchi's favorite manga lines are...
You'll definitely make me happy!
No way!
Idling No.9 Yokaimaru's favorite manga lines are...
You can wear a hat instead of a tree!
We'll send you off with eight people!
I'm Fusekawa.
Don't you know me?
I'm Tsurupika Hagemaru.
Kato-san, you must know me!
I don't know you!
Honpochi!
I don't know you!
Why?
Hello?
Honpochi...
Koizumi-san!
Koizumi-san...
Where are you now?
What?
Nesco?
I see.
You have quite a high fever, don't you?
I understand.
Yes.
Take care of yourself.
Really?
Yumi-chan?
Sorry, sorry. I was talking about me.
Koizumi-san! You haven't been around for a while, have you?
You haven't been on the show at all!
I'm sure you're wondering what's going on.
It seems like you've been infected with influenza.
Yes, that's right.
It seems like you haven't been around for a while.
Koizumi-san, take care of yourself and come back!
Yes!
Let's go!
IDOLing!
Every Monday to Friday,
on CS Broadcast Fuji TV 721 739,
and every Thursday and New Year,
you can enjoy daily broadcasts.
In addition, in the video distribution service Fuji TV On Demand,
you can watch full versions of IDOLing,
such as special footage unreleased on TV.
You can easily access it from the show's homepage,
so please check it out!
For those of you who want to know more about IDOLing,
please watch it!
New segment! Parts Serious Weaknesses!
Please explain!
This Parts Serious Weakness is...
Part of an idol group member's photo appears.
In that photo, you have to guess whose part it is.
If the person in charge can guess all 8 members' parts correctly...
They can observe and understand each other's parts better.
Here it is!
Let me introduce it!
In one night and two days!
It's a proper encounter, right?
In one night and two days! It's a bomb! A bomb!
Can all members see it?
The chosen representative and the rest of the members can discuss it!
I see!
It's okay if you can't guess it, right?
Now, what are the parts you're going to see this time?
Ms. Kairi, what is it?
This time...
Wasn't that normal?
This time...
Oh? Where is it? Where is it?
Eh? It can't be!
Ah! Come on!
It's a circus!
Alright!
We're going to talk about the collarbone.
I've watched a lot of shows.
Don't you think it's a great show to hit the collarbone?
It's only for idols.
I've never seen it.
But it's only natural for you to know about the members' collarbone.
They've been doing it for over a year.
I've seen it a lot.
People usually start with the collarbone.
I'm sure you know about it.
By the way...
You can only get one joker card.
Don't get it wrong.
For example, you can see their body color and whether they like meat.
Use it as a reference.
Are you ready?
I'm going to choose the representative.
Yoshino-san, please choose.
This time...
Kano-san!
Kato-san, please come forward!
Kato-san is the one who watches over everyone the most.
You know that, right?
Hot springs! Hot springs!
Their collarbones are quite skillful, aren't they?
It's okay for me to point it out.
It's okay, right?
How is it? Who's collarbones are better?
Whose collarbones are dirtier?
I don't really want to see Mira-cho's.
You don't want to see it?
Please look at it!
But Mira-cho's costume is always around her neck, so it's hard for me to not see it.
I see.
Mira-cho's collarbones are wrapped in mystery.
It feels like it's wrapped in mystery.
Other than Kato-san, please come over here!
Kato-san's collarbones are already showing.
It's subtle!
And over here...
From this board...
For those of you who think it's Kato-san's collarbones...
Please give us a picture of it, Sano-chan!
What?!
Once you've given us a picture of it, we'll have you answer it!
Is that okay?
Right? You know what it is, right?
Yes!
Then, let's go!
Parts Seriousness Weakness...
Seriousness Weakness...
Collarbones Edition!
Kato-san, first of all, which one is your collarbone?
Um, 7 or 8 is...
Eto-chan's and Tomo-chan's...
Why do you think that is?
Color?
Color, color...
Color...
Ah, it's kind of bulging up...
Yeah, like skin color...
Eto-chan's...
These two are...
Yeah...
Color-wise...
But this one is also kind of bulging up...
Doesn't it look like a man's?
A man's?
I wonder if it's not like that...
It's kind of...
Yeah...
It's kind of bulging up, right?
It's bulging up, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
What should we do? Which one do you think it is, everyone?
Which one do you think it is?
Is this one sticking out more?
Ah, it's not sticking out.
It's sticking out a little.
I think it's this one.
This one looks like Ton-chan, doesn't it?
This is Ton-chan.
I can tell by his outline.
Ah, his neck is a little short, so his outline sticks out, right?
It sticks out.
That's one way of looking at it.
There's another way of looking at it, like the length of his neck.
No, but Eto-chan has his whole body sticking out.
I see.
So Eto-chan's collarbone is sticking out, too?
And Ton-chan's collarbone is sticking out.
I see.
It's sticking out, isn't it?
So, which one do you think it is?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Please hand it over to him.
Is it okay for me to change it later?
It's okay.
No, I'm definitely going to take this one.
And...
Yes, what do you think it is?
Wait a minute.
It's really sticking out.
It's sticking out.
It's sticking out, isn't it?
His hair is...
Yes, it's a distinctive support.
His bangs are amazing, aren't they?
Yes.
Who do you think it is?
It's sticking out.
Who do you think it is?
Bangs?
Speaking of bangs...
Yazawa-san's?
His fingers aren't growing, are they?
Yes.
It's sticking out a lot.
It's sticking out there.
It's sticking out.
Then...
And his hair...
Yes.
It's definitely...
Does it look like it?
Yes.
I see.
This is Yazawa-san's hair.
It's thick.
Yes, and...
It's thick.
And...
This is a different one.
It's all straight.
It's beautiful.
It's like a little kid's costume.
Yes, it's straight.
It's like a little kid's costume.
It's interesting.
It's not sticking out that much.
It's not sticking out?
I wonder why?
Yes, that's Yokoyama-san's way of sticking out.
And...
Michael-san's...
The second one's collarbone is amazing.
It's beautiful.
It's doing a good job.
My collarbone is beautiful.
No, it's not.
It's not beautiful.
Who do you think it is?
Who is it?
Who do you think it is?
Tom?
What do you think it is?
Isn't it?
Isn't it? Yes, that's what I'm saying.
But it's white.
Look at this. Doesn't it have collarbone?
It doesn't have anything!
Maybe it's Ponchi?
Why?
I see. Ponchi has a collarbone.
Who else is there?
Why?
Sexy...
Miratto...
There's nothing else.
I see.
It's definitely Yokotagawa-san.
There's nothing else.
I think it's Yokotagawa-san.
But...
The length of the hair...
But they're both long.
They're long.
I think it's me.
What do you mean? Show me or you won't know.
It's me.
It's Kato-san, right?
And...
The bangs...
The bones...
There's quite a bit of it.
The bangs and bones...
And then, Endo-san...
Yes?
And then, Miratto...
This is different, isn't it?
Huh? Miratto looks like this, doesn't he?
For now, it's arranged like this.
It's arranged like this.
Kato-san, what do you think?
It's okay to change it, right?
You can change it, right?
It's fun if you change it.
I feel like this is different.
I'm not like this.
It's different, isn't it?
But with Ton-chan...
It's different, isn't it?
You're not aware of what you're showing on camera.
Okay, so you don't have a home anymore.
I don't think we do.
We do!
Like, everything from here...
Oh, I see.
It's filled with meat.
By the way...
Lock...
Lock... This is a lock.
I don't think anyone has this.
Lock...
This is also arranged like Miratto.
Miratto?
Is this Miratto?!
This looks like Miratto, doesn't it?
Miratto...
Miratto has a little more collarbone.
But I wonder if it's Miratto...
It looks like Miratto.
Why does it have hair like this?!
I see...
Okay, okay...
Which one?
Yes.
Okay, are you confident now, Kato-san?
Are you sure?
I don't know...
Okay...
Then...
We'll try to match your answers.
Are you sure, Kato-san?
Yes.
Okay, if you've been matched correctly, please return to your seat.
Okay!
Then, let's start with No. 2!
No. 2's collarbone is...
This person!
Edo-san!
Edo-san! Congratulations!
Wow! You really look at your collarbone a lot!
You knew about the microphone!
Now, there are 6 people left!
Yazao-san! Let's look at Yazao-san!
This collarbone is...
Yazao-san!
Now, we're getting close to the hot spring station!
You remembered! Your collarbone is clearly there!
I see!
Now, let's go to Ponji-san who doesn't have a collarbone!
Is there anyone who doesn't have a collarbone?
There isn't!
There isn't anyone who doesn't have a collarbone!
There isn't, right?
Didn't you learn about collarbones at school?
I didn't know about that!
Now, number 3 who had confidence!
This was decided quite quickly, right?
This is also quite...
Now, let's go!
I see!
Ah, I see! That's amazing!
There isn't anyone who doesn't have a collarbone!
It's straight!
Ah, it's true! It's straight!
Now, next!
Eto-chan!
Let's take a look!
We decided it based on colour, right?
Eto-chan's collarbone!
What about Mira's?
Black!
The one with pink hair was Mira-cho!
What about Mira's?
How about Mira-cho's?
This one is...
Correct!
That was pretty embarrassing!
You're the happy one, aren't you?
I'm pretty, that's for someone else to say!
Then...
Yes, and...
Yes...
Let's take a look at this one.
Which one is it?
This one is...
White!
It really is white!
What are you surprised about?
Then...
This 7th collarbone is...
This one is Eto-chan's!
Eto-chan's collarbone is tied up.
Which means...
Someone who doesn't have a collarbone!
Who is it?
I don't have a collarbone!
Correct!
That's amazing!
It's the same as Ponchi!
That's amazing!
By the way...
You...
It's amazing that you guessed Aidy-san's collarbone, right?
You guessed it without knowing anything, right?
Yes!
Unfortunately, you don't get to go on a hot spring trip!
It's difficult!
It's difficult, but it's possible!
Even with just this...
It's amazing, right?
Next time...
Please do it with a club!
Everyone, please take a good look at your members!
That's all for...
Collarbone Guessing Quiz!
Our second single "SNOW CELEBRATION" will be released on January 23rd.
The first version is "SNOW CELEBRATION"'s PV and making.
And finally released "NEOKI MARUHI DOKKIRIYA" "CHOUREA 2008 CALENDAR MEMORIAL" and "CHOUGOUKA TOKUTENTSUKI".
In addition, the regular version is very popular and has our original track.
Everyone! "SNOW CELEBRATION"! Thank you!
Please! Fans!
Now! Let's announce today's theme! The theme is this!
"Daikonoyama", "Popular Zero"'s idling goods are...
Yes! The number of applications is 7,730!
And the winner is...
As I thought, it's Rurika-chan!
Oh, you're good at this!
You're good at this!
You're great!
Ah! Then let's go! Let's go!
Yes! Yes!
Then... Yazawa-san!
Yes! I'm idling No. 7, Yazawa Ruka!
I got my fan name "Mahna-san"! Thank you very much!
Thank you!
"Daikonoyama", "Popular Zero"'s idling goods are...
Manga "Nihon Banachi"...
Nihon... "Mukashi Banachi", right?
Ah! It's "Mukashi Banachi", but...
This story is about...
Like...
How do I say it...
You're getting fashionable already!
It's been a while since I've been fashionable!
There's a story about a protagonist, Honchi-chan, who gets everyone involved and causes a huge mess.
What kind of a mess is it?
It's not a huge mess, but...
I want you to listen to me, but...
I've been listening to you! I've been listening to you, haven't I?
You know "Nihon Shitta", which I taught Honchi- chan?
Yes, I do!
It's about...
A cute little girl...
Wants to study by herself...
So she studies a lot...
And teaches it to Honchi-chan, but...
Honchi-chan is still...
One day, she gets pulled out by a bad demon...
She gets pulled out...
She gets pulled out by a bad demon...
And then she goes to exterminate demons, right?
That's right!
That's a good answer!
Please take Yokotagawa-san with you.
Yokotagawa-san, too!
I'll take care of it for you.
Thank you!
Next, Kato-san!
Yes! Idling No. 1, Kato Sayaka here!
Fan name "sapporo48"!
Thank you for sending me your fan name!
What is "idling goods" of "Zaikonoyama zero popularity"?!
"Moteki no Uta" Feat. A.D. Yokotagawa!
All of us have no "moteki" in our names.
But when I looked at the staff,
I realized that there aren't many people who don't have "moteki" in their names.
And among them is Yokotagawa-san!
I don't know! Everyone is laughing like this, but...
I know I'm different, but...
Don't you think you're different?
Yokotagawa-san, you made a woman cry the other day.
What?!
I was wondering why she was crying.
Did she suddenly bark?
The crowd was terrible.
The female director said, "It stinks!" and cried.
So I thought that even if I featured with Yokotagawa- san, it wouldn't sell.
I think Yokotagawa-san smells like that when she's in a pinch.
To protect herself.
That's right. When she's happy, she smells like that.
She's an ace.
Yokotagawa-san, I won't let you go.
I won't!
Kato-san, I'll let you go.
Thank you!
- Takeuchi-san! - Yes!
I'm Idling Go-Go Takeuchi Mira!
We received this from Hane-mu Mira-chan-san! Thank you very much!
Let's go in! What is "Idling Goods" of "Zaiko no Yama Ninki Zero"?!
It's a store's Kuchipaka strap!
- Oh! - That's good! - That's good!
It's amazing!
When we were promoting "Hey! Hey! Hey!"
The show was playing, right?
Like sumo wrestling and pie-throwing.
It was playing and I thought "Wow, will it come?"
My Kuchipaka video was playing, right?
But...
Ah, it was playing all over the country.
It was playing and my Kuchipaka...
It's good! It's good, but...
- I thought it was playing a little. - I thought it was playing a little.
- I thought it was playing a lot. - I thought it was playing a lot.
And...
But...
I thought "Why is my worst Yazawa video not playing?"
That's because of the staff's...
How do you say it?
Kindness?
- Consideration? - Consideration.
- Consideration.
- That's why... - Up to that point...
- Up to "Hey! Hey! Hey!" it was okay. - That's right.
Anyway, that's what you call "Kuchipaka," right?
- It's my first time hearing it. - That's what you call "Kuchipaka," right?
- It's my first time hearing it. - It's like a cell phone.
I see.
Then...
I'll give you a Yazawa sticker.
Thank you!
Now...
- Tonoka-san! - Yes!
I'm idling #6 Tonoka Erika.
I got my fan name "plus minus" three times.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
What is "plus minus" idling #6 Tonoka Erika?
"Miruchimira's Unslip Story" DVD!
What?!
It's going to sell!
Recently...
What?!
Recently, I've been thinking...
Even I'm told I don't have a goal...
Recently...
If you think about it, I think Mira doesn't have a goal, and I think it's dangerous.
- Oh! - Oh!
- That's right. - That's right.
Today, I happened to be a little excited, right?
A little excited?
You know...
Tonoka-san...
Tonoka-san, you know...
You remember weird words and use them a lot!
Like "just now, it was a feather", you know...
You use them a lot!
What is that?!
"Just now, it was a feather", you know...
I always set a goal.
You do?
Home run.
Which one?
There are two options!
Baseball or soccer, pick one!
It's hard to tell!
Which one? Baseball or home run?
Yes, it's a new record.
New record?!
The third one!
You're funny!
It's amazing!
Next time, you two can decide.
"Just now, it was a feather", you know...
I'm happy!
Who said "home run" just now?!
Don't read people's faces!
That's right!
I want to see you and Ton-chan do a 5-man match.
A 5-man match?
Yes, and see which one wins.
But first, let's ask the mischievous writer to help us out.
"Mischievous writer"...
You're so cheeky!
Who said "home run"?
Mischievous writer, you should say it. There's a funny mischievous writer next to you.
It's not funny! You should ask Masuno-san for help like you did last time.
Masuno-san...
Me?
No, Shimaya-san should say it.
We'll announce it now.
We'll broadcast the first 24 episodes of "Hollywood Drama Q&A Japanese Subtitles Edition" together.
Don't miss it!
Okay, "home run" writer Takiu-san, please close it.
I can't get in touch with mischievous writer-san.
"Home run" writer Takiu-san, please close it.
It might not seem like it, but she's angry.
I'm happy today.
There's nothing more you can think of, right?
Stop it!
I don't think there's anything more you can think of.
I still have a long way to go.
You still have a long way to go?
Yes.
I understand.
A new record.
What do you mean by "new record"? Say it again!
"Home run" is getting better and better!
Continuing on...
Yokoyama-san, right?
Yes, I'm Yokoyama Rurika, idol number 9.
I got this from a piano-san with a fan name "morph". Thank you very much!
Let's see it.
What is Yokoyama Rurika's most popular idol goods?
Hato Gojiten.
I'm not saying this because of Maiple.
There are many people who want to meet Maiple,
but I think Maiple is the only one who wants to meet Hato.
That's why it doesn't sell.
Maiple is a representative island of humanity.
It connects birds and humans.
That's what Maiple writes, right?
No, no, no...
It's not needed in the world, right?
Maiple understands it all and tells it to us,
so we don't need it.
"We" and "Hato" are "kakehashi".
Like "shinzen taishi"?
"Hashikuru", "hashikuru", "hashikuru".
But I don't know "hato" in real life.
Serious!
I'm scared!
Suddenly, a "dry" person...
A "dry" person appears in "hachitama".
Ms. Endo, I'll give you this.
Thank you!
Yes, I'm idling no. 8 Ponchi.
My fan name is "guts" Funyamachi-san gave it to me. Thank you!
What is "idling goods" which is not popular anymore?
It's "gyokotagawa" hot water.
Ponchi-san, you're "hokotagawa" too, right?
No, I'm not "gyokotagawa".
Why?!
Amazing!
After "gyokotagawa" comes in hot water,
they boil hot water and...
how do you say it...
they remove only water content...
Remove water content?!
Remove water content and...
Oh, I see! They turn it into powder!
They turn what's left of water content into powder.
I don't like it!
Isn't it good? Isn't it good?
Like, there's a lot of red stuff.
I don't like it!
Is there anything else you don't talk about?
There's a lot of things you don't talk about.
You don't talk.
You don't have a collarbone.
You're fat.
I'm not that fat!
You're a little chubby.
I'm a little chubby.
I'm sorry for the people in the back.
That's amazing.
I can't see!
I hope "gyokotagawa" will make a sticker soon.
I'll make you a sticker.
Thank you!
Next, Eto-chan!
Yes, I'm idling young Eto Maria.
Thank you for giving me this name, Garen-san.
What is the most popular idling goods at the moment?
Ginger juice from Miladjirji.
This is the most popular one.
It's not the worst one.
There was a segment called "Kazeyo Bong" during that time.
Everyone brought their own Kazeyo Bong and made Miladjirji's ginger juice.
You made it yourself, didn't you?
Yes, I made it myself.
You put a lot of ginger in it and made it yourself.
You made me and Masato-san drink it.
You didn't let me drink a single sip of it and ended it.
That's right!
That's impossible!
It's like "take responsibility and drink it all!"
You reversed it in front of the camera.
That's right!
What are you making me do?
You can't even do that!
That's right!
Of course I can't do it!
Even you can't do it!
That's right!
That's how it is!
You came up with it!
You probably forgot about it!
What are you trying to do?
That's right!
You came up with it!
That's right!
That's not good!
It's like "take responsibility and drink it all!"
You're drinking a whole bottle of omelet today.
You're completely drunk.
You're totally drunk.
You're completely drunk.
Ito-chan, you have a red face.
You have the same color as your glasses.
Well, well.
That's right.
I guess you're new at home.
It's my first time.
Let's evaluate your full swing of courage.
I'm glad you didn't stop!
I'll give you an Ito-chan sticker.
Thank you!
Endo-san! Yes! Idling song Endo is good! Thank you Yoshiko-san for giving me the fan name!
Let's go! What is "idling goods" of "Ninki Zero"?
Ponchi's "Himekuri Manyoushu"
There is a singer named Ponchi's "Himekuri Manyoushu" and it has 365 pages.
Every day, Ponchi sings about what he thinks in his heart.
What do you think in your heart? Where is the "manyoushu" part?
It's the part that resonates in your heart.
And today, I thought that you might have something you think in your heart.
Ponchi-san, you have something you think in your heart every day, don't you?
What do you think in your heart?
Then, 5, 7, 5.
I know! I know!
Really?
Amazing!
Um...
Ah, I like it.
I want to jump like Miracchio.
Isn't it good?
Ah, I like it.
I want to jump like Miracchio.
But it's dangerous.
What is it?
Isn't it good?
Let's listen to it every day.
What is it?
Let's make it a daily song for a while.
Today's song.
But...
Recently, everyone expresses it with "jump, jump, don't jump".
Then, Ponchi-san will sing it for you.
Thank you.
Now, let's listen to everyone's song.
Then...
"Takiguchi-san, don't smile like that".
"This is me", like that.
Then, Takiguchi-san!
Thank you!
That's all for today! Thank you for the food! Goodbye!
Goodbye!