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Pulling up my muffler knots, stepping on fallen leaves with my shoes,
putting on gloves one by one, feeling the warmth of our joined hands.
The feelings of that day when we met at the morning train.
Even now, my heart doesn't rush and it goes up to the summer sky.
You and me still, still love each other.
A special day like this.
We'll pick up our unbreakable bond.
It'll be perfect forever.
Now is surely the best happy day.
Let's sing of love.
I'm so happy, I'm having so much fun.
I love you so much, I can die without you.
To me, everything and everything.
The fact that we met on that day.
I want to say "thank you" honestly now.
You are a miracle and not an illusion.
I will always love you.
[Applause]
[Music]
Good evening, good morning.
It's started.
I'm MC of IDLING, Masuno.
Thank you for having me.
I'm TV announcer, Saito Maiko.
Thank you for having me.
This program is about girls who are growing up in a serious way
becoming one of them.
It's a program about driving with a loud voice.
And IDLING Diary is broadcast every Thursday night.
Then let me introduce you.
This is IDLING.
[Applause]
[Music]
Then let me introduce you.
Today's topic is
a word of honest impression when this member was announced.
Ms. Kato.
I'm IDLING No. 1, Kato Saeka.
The honest impression when this member was announced is
Ah, Mira is here.
I see.
[Applause]
IDLING No. 5, Takehichi Mira, who is very active whether there are nine of you or four of you.
My mouth is full of it.
[Laughs]
The honest impression when this member was announced is
Yay! I don't have to worry if it's this member.
Wow.
[Applause]
IDLING No. 7, Yazawa Rurika.
When this member was announced...
Announced?
I'm glad that Rurika is here.
Rurika is here?
[Applause]
IDLING No. 9, Yoka Rurika.
The honest impression when this member was announced is
It's Sue.
I think.
It's "Gus".
Huh?
It's "Gus".
"Sue"... Huh?
No, I mean it's a number.
Ah!
It's a number.
Ah! I see!
I see!
Either one is fine.
So, we will be sending you off with those four members.
Everyone, shall we send you off with those four members?
I'm nervous!
What will it be this time?
This time... Ah, I see, I see. Last time, we were discussing.
Miya-chan, do you feel like you did it?
Yes, I think I did it. Everyone is talking to me.
What do you want to do in this world?
Give a big applause.
A big applause!
That's the result!
Please do your best.
Let's do our best! Let's do our best!
Today will be the 298th broadcast!
Yes, it will soon be the 300th broadcast.
Please give us even more power-ups and let us challenge this project!
IDLING HALF & HALF!
Let's see how good you are!
Yesterday, today and these two days, IDLING HALF & HALF will have four members on each show.
Will IDLING HALF & HALF be able to make the show more exciting?
And which HALF will be able to make the show more exciting?
For those of you who are watching, please compare these two days and enjoy them!
To keep things fair, we didn't watch yesterday's show!
We didn't watch it!
Will IDLING HALF & HALF be able to make the show more exciting than yesterday's show?
We didn't watch it!
It was like that yesterday, and we didn't know what would happen.
We didn't watch it!
And now we're interested in it!
But we know about it!
We don't know about it! We're being classified!
We don't know about it!
You don't know about it!
Ah, well... I'm not going to say it now but...
He's a little strange.
I'll say it now!
A while ago, I said my teeth were broken and he asked me "what's wrong?".
And I said "some food got stuck in my teeth", and he said it and my teeth came off!
Healthy teeth!
Full of blood!
But you still ate gum after that.
I ate gum to stop bleeding, but it didn't stop.
Gum doesn't stop.
She tried to bury it in gum.
Let's get back on track and start "Idol Life Battle"!
I'm looking forward to seeing how today's members will respond.
Today's "Life Consultation" is conducted over the phone with someone who has a problem.
We don't know what kind of consultation it will be,
but the four of you will work together to find a solution.
We don't have a whiteboard this time either,
so please use it and come up with a solution in a short amount of time.
Please come up to the front.
Let's start with Shoki.
Shoki!
I want to do it!
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Takiguchi-san, who recently learned how to read?
It's not like that.
I know. It's new for me, so I'll let Yazawa-san do it.
Are you okay?
It's new for me, so I'll do it.
Yes, please do.
Yesterday, we had a consultation from a man who can't have a girlfriend.
Let's ask Sho.
Hello!
Is she the same as yesterday?
Yes, she is.
Oh, I see.
Good morning.
Just like yesterday, girls will talk with us.
Please ask anything you want.
Thank you.
Thank you!
Okay, girls.
Please!
Hello!
How old are you now?
I'm 35 years old.
35 years old!
What's your problem?
Well...
I don't have a girlfriend.
Okay.
How can I have an ideal girlfriend?
For 35 years, have you had a girlfriend?
No, no.
Well...
For the past four years, I have had a girlfriend.
You haven't had a girlfriend for a while.
You've decided it.
For a while.
How long?
How long haven't you had a girlfriend?
For about four years.
Huh? Five years?
Four years. Four years?!
She said four years!
What do you do for a living?
I'm a company employee.
Oh, you know a lot!
I'm in a computer relationship.
How much do you earn a year?
That's important!
I'm sorry, but I can't tell you how much I earn a year.
It's still a computer relationship.
By the way, how much do you earn on average a month?
Hey!
That's unnecessary!
That has nothing to do with it, right?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It's rude of you to ask me that all of a sudden, right?
I didn't want to ask you that.
No, I don't want to ask you that.
Can I call you "A-san"?
Okay, go ahead.
What kind of girls are "A-san" type?
The type...
I don't really care about their faces.
If they're good at cooking, I'd be very happy.
And also...
It's fine if you can't cook,
but I like girls with big breasts.
She just said it!
What do you think of her reaction?
What do you think of girls like Yazawa-san?
I like her because she's beautiful.
She's beautiful!
Do you have to have big breasts?
It's fine if you can do it,
but it's fine if you can't do it.
It's fine if you can't do it,
but it's fine if you can't do it.
If you can't do it,
you'll be left out of our family.
I won't say you'll be left out of our family.
Yazawa-san writes "big breasts" all the time.
Why do you want a girlfriend now,
not because you have a lot of work
and you don't need a girlfriend?
That's right.
When do you want a girlfriend?
Even if I go home,
I'm alone.
I want a girlfriend
to be there for me
and listen to my complaints about work.
I also want a girlfriend
to cook for me
and listen to me.
Don't you think about getting married?
I'm sorry. One more time, please.
Don't you think about getting married?
I want a girlfriend
as soon as possible.
I see.
Do you work hard for it?
That was pretty sharp, wasn't it?
I'm sorry about that.
I don't like a girlfriend
who doesn't like me
as I am.
Can I say something?
A woman doesn't judge a man
as he is.
I don't like a woman
who judges a man
based on his appearance.
Don't you think so?
I just thought of it.
Is it Ms. Mori?
It's Ms. A!
Ms. A!
What's wrong with you?
It's rude, isn't it?
It's Ms. A!
It's not a guessing game.
I've said it before.
I'm sorry.
Is it Ms. Mori?
It's Ms. Mori.
You're fast!
It's Ms. A!
You like Ms. A, don't you?
I'm sorry.
Ms. M...
Don't speak based on Ms. A!
What do you want to do?
I'm a horror fanatic, so I want to go to a movie theater.
What kind of movie do you like?
If possible, I want to go to a movie theater.
Isn't that your first condition?
I've only seen you as an idol, so my eyes have gotten too big!
You're not here today, are you?
She's a computer-related person!
Do you go to places you've met before?
No, I don't.
But I haven't seen you being invited.
She's annoying!
If you were to date a girl, what kind of girl would you like?
More active, or more indoor?
Indoor!
Where can you find her?
Akihabara?
You can't just speak based on your image!
How about going to a library?
Then you'd have a big boob and an indoor-like girl.
I don't really want that!
Are you going to a library to look for a handkerchief?
I'm not used to this kind of thing!
Are you the type of person who likes to go first?
Are you an active person?
Well... I don't know...
I'm sure it's Mori!
It's definitely Mori!
I don't know...
Mori always wears the same clothes...
Mori is very weak, isn't he?
Her intentions have changed!
If that's the case, you should have come down here earlier!
It's not like that! I'm just talking on the phone!
Let's suggest something she can do!
For now, let's go to a beauty salon!
I'm sure you've seen it!
I'm sure you know what it looks like!
By the way, what kind of hairstyle is it?
It might be different...
Short hair!
It's short hair!
Short hair!
It's short hair!
The color is...
It's black!
By the way, that's a provocation, isn't it?
Short hair! Short hair!
It's not Mori!
Do you wear glasses or something like that?
I sometimes wear them without glasses!
Without glasses... That's good!
There are a lot of guys who wear glasses!
It's popular! It's popular!
I see!
How many guys do you like?
Guys...
About 18 years old.
18 years old!
She is 35 years old.
No!
She is twice as old as you.
She is like my little sister.
Don't be discouraged.
We are here to consult you.
Don't be discouraged.
But...
She is 18 years old.
She is here now.
Don't be discouraged!
No!
I'm sorry.
Don't be discouraged.
You can be younger.
What?
Have you had many girlfriends who are younger than you?
Well...
I want you to listen to me.
Yes.
I don't like...
What?
I want you to listen to me.
Yoda-san, which one do you like more, "except for mouth-watering" or "mouth-watering" when you're 18 years old?
Stop it! But...
Well...
Mori-san is impossible.
Mori-san is...
Mori-san is impossible, but...
It's A-san! It's A-san now!
It's A-san because of his computer relationship.
I like listening to mouth-watering stuff.
Yoda-san is pretty...
And I'm also a movie fanatic.
Movie...
I like it.
Can I say something?
I don't know what a movie fan is like, so I'm just writing whatever I want.
Isn't it... "foodies"?
You call it "foodies", don't you?
Movie...
The writing is messed up, but...
It's fine!
I see...
Why do you call yourself...
Yesterday...
Today...
Do you want to date?
Ahh...
That's nice...
Ehh...
That's nice!
Yazawa-san!
How about you, Yazawa?
I think it's fine.
Why?
Why can't you do it?
Like that...
Yeah...
Why can't you do it like your girlfriend?
Why?
Myself...
I don't know.
You can't do it if you don't know the reason.
That's right.
But I don't think there's a place where you can meet a young girl like her.
Doing a job related to computers like this.
What should I do?
It's A-san's sales point.
That's right, A-san.
That's what I like about her.
But when I listen to A-san like this, I get the impression that she's really nice.
When I listen to her complaints, I get the impression that she's worried about something.
When I say I like older girls, I get the impression that she's sweet.
She's sweet.
She seems like a good person.
I think I'm a good person too.
You think you're a good person too?
You're saying it yourself.
She seems like a good person.
Since she seems like a good person, is she sweet to women?
No, she's the type of person who comes along with me.
She's the type of person who comes along with you.
I know.
But since she seems like a good person,
if she says "come along with me" in reverse,
it's because she seems like a good person that she's said like that.
I think it's because she seems like a good person in reverse that she's said like that.
She seems like a bad person.
The person who seems like a bad person is a good person.
Ah, you're a good person.
Yes, it's because of the gap.
It's like a reversal of the gap.
There's quite a lot of good people.
There's quite a lot of money, Takiguchi-san and Yazaba-san.
You have money.
Where do you live?
Yes, yes.
Where do you live?
Minato-ku.
Where's Minato-ku?
Odaiba, right?
Odaiba, huh?
How does your house look like?
How does it look like?
It's like a window, right?
I think it's quite fashionable.
Fashionable!
It's fashionable.
It's fashionable and you have money, right?
You have a computer and glasses and a cafe.
It's Urahara.
Urahara?
Urahara-type?
Urahara-type house?
Can you explain Urahara-type house specifically?
Urahara-type, right?
Let's do it like this.
How can A-san...
That's right.
A man of this height can't have a girlfriend like this.
How can you have a girlfriend like this?
That's right, that's right.
Please give us your conclusion.
That's right.
Urahara-type...
But, like...
If you just call her out normally, it feels like she'll follow you.
That's right.
Like, Harajuku or...
Shibuya.
Shibuya or something like that.
I think there are a lot of girls around 18 years old.
Try picking up girls.
Girls around 18 years old.
I don't have confidence in myself.
You don't?
But if you have money...
If you have 100 points and 10 points...
You should walk with money.
If you have 100 points and 2 points...
You look like you have 10 points.
You should walk with money.
That's right.
With money...
It doesn't matter in this world.
I'll tell you that.
It doesn't matter in this world.
But you have money.
But you have to use money and improve yourself.
And...
And build up your self-confidence...
From 10 points...
From 50 to 60...
From 10 to 60...
And 100...
And go and pick up girls.
I see.
You should have money.
I see.
I should have money.
You have to improve yourself...
With money...
Keep up with it.
Thank you!
Yes!
Well, that was it.
How was it?
Well...
He's 35 years old.
When I hear all of this, I'm a little scared of Yazawa.
Really?
Oh, really?
It's Mori-san, isn't it?
It's Mori-san.
Yazawa-san, what do you think of this kind of man?
Well, if you exclude Mori-san and only look at the conditions...
If you only look at the conditions...
He has money.
His face is ugly.
Ten points!
I like people who rely on me.
I see.
Are you okay with it?
Yes, I think I'm fine with it.
I understand.
Yesterday and today we talked about it.
How was it?
After all, it's difficult.
The content is the content.
However, when I heard the phrase "money", both of you changed your faces.
I understand that.
That's all for "Idol Ring Life Consultation"!
Thank you!
"Idol Ring"!
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Every Thursday night, you can enjoy it on ground broadcast.
In addition, on Fuji TV On Demand, a video distribution service,
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You can easily access it from the program homepage, so please check it out!
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Please!
Now, let me announce the theme! The theme is this!
I want to appear in a commercial like this!
Yes! The number of applications is 3,700!
Thank you!
And the winner is me!
Ririsho-chan!
I'm happy! Thank you!
Yes! Now, let's move on to the first contestant!
Yes!
Yes! Then, Kato-san!
Yes! I'm Kato Sayaka of "Idol Ring" No. 1!
I got my fan name "chan-chan-chan"! Thank you very much!
Let's move on!
I want to appear in a commercial like this!
By myself! In a "sake commercial"!
My...
way of drunk is very cute!
I see!
My way of drunk is cute...
Also, in a "sake commercial", we can drink sake...
My advantages may be demonstrated, I think...
Sayaka, what's wrong with you?
I'm sorry!
My way of drunk is cute!
It's cute.
You're not stupid!
What kind of declaration is that?!
Is it? Is it?
I think it's cute.
But a commercial like that, even if you're drunk you can't sell it.
No, but maybe...
The way you say it is cute, so I'll use it.
Things like that.
It might become a new form of commercial.
I see.
What kind of alcohol do you like?
Plum wine.
Plum wine?!
You like plum wine?!
I like plum wine.
So, for example, if you're 15 seconds drunk, where do you start drinking?
Of course, it starts with where you buy it.
Where you buy it?!
The way girls buy alcohol is a little cute, I think.
And in the cold winter.
I see.
You buy it in the cold winter, and then you start buying it.
You get home, you drink it all by yourself, and then you take a bath.
I see!
Alright, eat up!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Have you ever done that?
What?!
At a party or something?
I don't drink.
You don't drink, do you?
I don't.
I've never seen you do it.
You haven't, have you?
I want to see you do it!
It's not something you can show off so easily!
You can't show it off to the members!
But I can't imagine Kato-san getting drunk so cutely!
You haven't drunk, have you?
No, no, no!
You're cute!
No, no, no!
Alright, let's wrap it up for now.
We'll be broadcasting "Game Center CX" starting tomorrow at 10pm.
Don't miss out on "Game Center CX" 8th season as well!
Alright, lastly, cutely!
Yes!
Do your best, Kato-san!
"Game Center CX" is waiting for you!
She's cute, isn't she?
She's cute!
Isn't that good?
Yeah, I think it's good.
She's cute!
My desire to punch her hasn't changed at all, but...
Please do your best!
Alright, Kato-san, we'll end it here.
Thank you very much!
Alright, Yazawa-san!
Yes! I'm idol number seven, Yazawa Rika!
My fan name is "Do your best, Kato-san"!
Thank you very much!
Let's go!
I want to be in a commercial like this!
Do you like pretty oneesans?
Isn't there a lot of pretty oneesans? Like a hair commercial or something like that.
But it's not about their appearance. I like their inner beauty.
Is their appearance okay?
It can't be helped, can it?
It can't be helped.
And we really like idol oneesans.
Oneesans?
Yes, I like them.
You like older idol oneesans?
It's not about their appearance?
No, it's about their inner beauty.
It's about their inner beauty, right?
It's about their inner beauty.
If it's about their inner beauty, is it okay for their appearance to be dirty?
No, no, no!
It's not like that!
It's like that, right?
But I think it's okay for people with pretty inner beauty, right?
I think it's okay.
For example, in a commercial, you have to express your inner beauty.
For example, how do you express your inner beauty?
What is it?
Is it evidence of your pretty inner beauty?
Yes. For example, Kato-san, what do you think is your pretty inner beauty?
For me, it's...
Consultation, right?
Consultation...
During a commercial, you have to consult people, right?
That's right!
No good!
But my specialty is cooking, so...
Ah, money-related things, right?
I want you to show me money-related things.
What kind of commercial is it?
It's like...
To improve the personality of women in this world...
What is it?!
It's like advertising.
Why is it like that?!
I'll give you a round of applause!
Thank you!
Yokoyama-san!
Yes!
Idling No. 9, Yokoyama Rurika here!
Thank you for giving me the fan name "certainly good"!
Let's do it!
What kind of commercial do you want to appear in?
Idling First Album "Important Things On Sale" commercial!
Hm?
Eh?!
This is Rumi-chan's... Eh?! Eh?!
Isn't it wrong? Ah, but...
Did you bring it by mistake?
No way! Why?!
What's wrong?
Yokoyama-san's ears are getting redder and redder.
What's wrong, Yokoyama-san?
What? Did you bring it by mistake?!
Eh?! Why?!
Isn't this... "Idling First Album "Important Things On Sale" commercial commercial?!
Eh?! Wait! What?!
It's not your own comment!
What?! My own comment?!
You brought something else by mistake, didn't you?!
Ah! That's how it is!
Eh?! I brought something else...
Then you can change it now, can't you?
This is... Who changed it?
Rumi-chan!
It's Rumi-chan!
Eh, this is... Eh, then...
For now, let's move on?
Then, first...
Yokoyama-san, we'll do it after you, so...
Takiguchi-san, okay?
Yes!
"Idling First Album" is Takiguchi Mira!
We received it from a fan named "Takoyakiimo-san"! Thank you very much!
Just now, right? When Yokoyama-san made a mistake...
Mira-chan was like "NIKKO!"
I wasn't laughing!
A human failure or something like that...
That's terrible!
I really didn't do it!
"NIKKO!" "It's easy to do after this!"
I really didn't do it!
Then, Takegu-san, let's go!
I want to appear in a commercial like this!
First Mira!
That's a name, isn't it?
That's right! Ever since I got the name "Mira"...
Ever since I got it as a comedian...
What are you saying, Kichiya-chan?!
Calm down!
Ever since I got the name "Mira" as a comedian...
I was expecting a commercial like "First Mira!"
But ever since I became an idol...
It hasn't come to me.
It hasn't come to you, right?
Commercials don't come to me.
Commercials don't come to you, right?
So I think it's probably because of my name.
Because of your name?!
On the contrary!
I'm an idol, so I'm supposed to be famous, right?
I don't have a bad image, do I?
You don't have a bad image, do you?
I'm frustrated.
Is it because of my name?
Maybe...
Maybe it's because...
I haven't become an age where I can get a license...
So it doesn't make sense for me to come here.
Is that true?
That's right.
You're supposed to come from now on, right?
That's right.
I'm supposed to come from now on.
I'm 18 now.
But on the contrary, if I were doing a commercial for "First Mira!",
I might come from "Torishima".
On the contrary...
But...
Yokoyama-san has finished writing, so it's okay now.
Okay, we're going to start writing now!
Stop it!
Don't use it for "tsunagi".
"Tsunagi"?
"Tsunagi".
Okay, last but not least!
Yokoyama-san!
Idling No. 9 is Yokoyama Ruriko!
Her fan name is "taskani".
Thank you!
Okay, let's go! I want to appear in a commercial like this!
Idling First Album...
Huh?
Ruriko has appeared!
Wow!
Amazing!
Wild nature!
Amazing!
It's Ivy, Ivy.
Ivy, Ivy.
Okay, without further ado, can we start, Yokoyama- san?
Yes!
What kind of commercial do you want to see?
Idling First Album "Important Things On Sale"
I want to see it!
If it was up to you, I'd like you to release it now, but it's your first album.
After I released "Hey! Hey! Hey!" and "Terrestrial"
I want to use this flow to promote various things and spread the name "idling" more.
I see.
So I want to appear in various programs.
It's been since "Hot Fantasy" when nine people appeared in a commercial.
I see, I see.
I want to do it with a little longer face.
If you had "idling first album" as a commercial, what kind of commercial would you like it to be?
It's important, so I'd like to promote each important thing.
By the way, yesterday, one of the members, I think it was Tonaka-san, said, "How are you going to do it?"
In the end, Michael became a zombie and everyone went "Whoa!"
It's on sale now!
Yesterday's member was like that.
But after all, I wrote the lyrics for nine people, so I think it's meaningful for nine people to appear.
I see.
Personally, I want to appear in nine people.
You want to appear in nine people?
Yes.
Ayuri-san, what kind of commercial do you want it to be?
In nine people...
Hmm... "pie throwing".
I see, Ayuri.
Or "hana hook".
"Hana hook"?
I've never done "hana hook" in this program.
You've said it many times.
What is it?
I've never done it even once.
Are you eating out somewhere?
Eating out...
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much!
Now, let's go to the next question!
Yes!
Well, Kato-san!
Yes, thank you! Congratulations!