AISubs v3.5
Somehow strangely (I'm in love)
It's starting (before I know it)
You're there, that's all
Yay! Yay! Yay!
I'm nervous
Always at the same home
Makeup perfectly set
Intentionally and by chance
That's right, but it's not like that
Your feelings
You've noticed, right?
Don't be mean to me
Is this a game?
It's unfair
But you know, I like you like that
(As I thought)
(I can't stop)
From now on forever
Make my heart pound
Your idol
I'm right in front of you
(Get absorbed)
(While wishing)
(Only for me)
(Look this way)
Answer me about love
What is it?
You're late!
Notice me!
I won't wait!
What kind of gesture does a boy give you first?
(What kind?)
Because I want to be your type
Because...
I know...
I don't know...
I want to know your heart
But I'm scared
I can't say it well
(These feelings)
I like you
(Can I say it?)
You're here
That's all
I like you
Really
I like you
You are...
An idol!
Your singing ability is...
Let's start!
I'm MC Masa of IDOLiNG. Nice to meet you!
I'm TV announcer Saito Maiko. Nice to meet you!
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers
to become one of them.
And we go to IDOLiNG every Thursday night.
Let me introduce you...
It's not much today, but it's IDOLiNG!
First of all, self-introduction. Today's theme is a word of honest impression of this member when it was announced.
Endo-san!
Yes, IDOLiNG! No. 3 Endo Mai.
My honest impression of this member when it was announced is...
I'm nervous because the person next to me is noisy.
The person next to you is noisy.
IDOLiNG! No. 4 Tomaria.
I'm happy that Maiple-san is with me now.
Really?
IDOLiNG! No. 6 Kano Kaede.
My honest impression of this member when it was announced is...
Can you talk?
I see. It's okay.
IDOLiNG! No. 8 Hoshii.
My honest impression of this member when it was announced is...
Except for one person, I think it's quiet.
Who is it?
We will send you off with four people.
But you know that IDOLiNG only has half of these people.
The other four are not...
not ordinary people.
What do you call it?
We don't have a general form of IDOLiNG.
Let's go.
IDOLiNG! Half and Half!
With today's goal, the show will finally air 300 times!
It's amazing, isn't it?
If you want us to power up even more,
we have to proceed with the show in half the usual number of times.
This is the second episode of "IDOLiNG! Half and Half"!
Yes! "IDOLiNG! Half... Half... Half and Half"!
"And" is difficult.
"And" is...
It's hard to pronounce.
"IDOLiNG! Half and Half" is...
Today and tomorrow's two days,
"IDOLiNG! Half and Half" will be split into four people and four people will appear on the show,
and we'll have you do a show with exactly the same content.
Will "IDOLiNG! Half and Half" be able to liven up the show?
For those of you who watch TV, we hope you'll enjoy comparing the two episodes.
Yes!
We'll split it in two.
There's really a difference!
Yes!
Yes! There's a difference here!
Yes!
It's worth showing off!
I'm sure some of you noticed it last time!
Yes!
Well, I won't say which is which, but...
What do you think of this episode, Honji-san?
It's subtle.
Subtle?
Who and who...
Can you talk?
Ah, you four... No, it's because you're all quiet.
Who would you like to be in it?
Who and who would you like to be in it?
Well, you don't have to ask me now!
It's real, right?
I'll ask you in secret later!
Will the four of them succeed?
Yes!
The staff is also a little nervous today.
Yes!
Everyone, please do your best!
Here is the project we'd like you all to do!
Here it is! A life consultation!
This is a difficult one.
This is a big one.
Both teams can't solve their problems together like last time.
If you can't do a life consultation properly, you won't be able to do it in the entertainment world.
It'd be nice if you could solve your problems and clear up your mind.
This life consultation is connected to a person who has a problem on the phone.
I don't know what kind of consultation it is, but please work together to find a solution.
Of course, since it's on TV, we don't have a lot of time.
There's also a whiteboard, so please use it and come up with a solid answer in a short period of time.
Okay, everyone, please come up to the front.
Let's start from the beginning.
Last time, Akira-san couldn't come up with an answer.
It looks like Akira-san said it again this time.
Okay, let's start from the beginning.
Tonoka-san, you did it in the beginning of "tonoka-san in".
Tonoka-san, you've been getting funny lately.
You say it like you do every day.
You've been getting funny lately.
It's about time for me to jump.
You said it in the beginning of "tonoka-san in".
You said it in the beginning of "tonoka-san in", but you'll get it next year.
You'll write funny words, won't you?
Since we're connected, let's call her. Hello!
Hello!
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you!
From now on, a girl group called "idoling" will consult you.
Please be kind to her, okay?
Yes, thank you!
Thank you!
She's different from last time, right?
Yes.
Ah, everyone, she's different from last time.
Yes, yes.
Please consult with her.
Yes, please!
Hello!
Your name?
My name... I'm sorry about my name.
Eh?
You can't say it this time, right?
It's just my voice.
Ah, I see.
Like a temporary name.
A temporary name...
Please tell me your name.
Please call me "Jiro".
Jiro-san!
Yes.
How old are you?
I'm 35 years old now.
35 years old...
Yes.
Yes...
What's your problem this time?
Well...
I don't have a girlfriend for a long time.
Yes.
I'd like to ask you how you can have an ideal girlfriend.
Eh? Ideal...
By the way, what kind of ideal type do you like?
Well...
I don't really care about her face, but...
I like someone who's good at cooking.
Also...
It's fine if you can do it, but...
I like someone with a bigger chest.
No way!
In the end, it's just appearance.
It's just appearance!
Well, if you can do it...
I see.
Why do you like someone with a bigger chest?
You're asking me that?
Why do you like someone with a bigger chest?
Well...
It's fine if you can look at me.
I think I can be proud of myself when I'm walking down the street.
Eh? Someday...
You don't have a girlfriend? How long have you not had a girlfriend?
About four years.
About four years?
Before that, you were dating normally, right?
With girls.
It didn't last long.
How long did it last?
About half a year.
Why did you break up? What caused you to break up?
I'm the type of person who wants others to listen to me.
Ah!
We have the same voice.
Eh?
When I don't like something, it's hard for me to fix it.
Ah...
Zero-san, don't you want to fix it? Your weakness?
It's not my weakness. I want others to accept me for who I am.
Ah! I want you to accept it!
Ah! Tomoka-san! Tomoka-san suddenly agreed!
I don't want others to accept me for who I am.
Ah, I know, I know.
You know? Ito-chan, you know?
Yes.
I see.
You don't want others to accept you for who you are.
That's right.
As you are.
But you can't do it like this.
You can't do it like this.
Eh?
It's difficult.
That's right.
Can you do it like that?
But...
You're young. You're young.
But you're not asking for too much.
That's right.
Why don't you get married?
I don't have many friends.
She's introverted. She won't ask you out.
Do you have a job?
I'm an office worker.
I see.
You don't have a job.
People who have a job are old and scary.
I see.
I don't have a big heart.
Do you like young girls?
Yes, I like young girls.
If you like young girls and you're older than them, you should control your emotions.
She's lecturing us.
She's lecturing us, 35 years old and 10 years old.
I don't think there are young girls who can accept that.
I think you have to compromise.
Girls don't ask for too much.
She said "compromise", but I think you can only love her if you compromise.
I see. You can only love her if you compromise.
What should you do to have a big heart?
She said "compromise", but I think it's important to have a big heart.
For example, what should I compromise about?
Compromise? I don't like that!
As a woman, I don't like that.
But women say they like tall men, don't they?
I think it's different from that.
If you can find your ideal man and you can meet him somewhere,
if he's older than you and you've been through a lot of things,
you'll have to put up with it.
I think it's important for parents to ask their children,
but I think it's difficult for parents to ask their children everything.
It's difficult.
It made me nervous for a second.
For example, if a woman goes out with you,
do you have any good points about her?
Yes, I do.
I don't have many, but I know a lot about horror movies,
so I can tell you that anytime.
Horror movies? You know a lot about horror movies?
It's good that you know a lot about horror movies.
But it's not like I have a bad feeling about it.
I think it's like that.
You can sympathize with horror movies, but you can't sympathize with me because I don't have a good feeling about it.
I think that's why you can't have a good feeling about it.
I'm looking for my ideal man.
You can go to a lot of places and have fun.
By the way, if you were a member, would you be Mr. Yazawa?
I'm sorry, Mr. Yazawa is a little...
Ah, well...
Please explain, Mr. Yazawa.
Well, Mr. Yazawa has a big heart.
Yes.
And he's kind.
Among us...
Among us four?
Among us four.
I'm sorry, there isn't one.
Wow!
No way!
You're not going to lie, are you?
Even if it's a lie, say it.
It's not good if you can't use your feelings.
That's right.
It's not good if you can't use your feelings.
That's why you can't do it.
You don't know how a woman feels.
That's right.
I want you to know that a little.
You're still a middle-aged woman, aren't you?
That's not how middle-aged women say it.
Hmm, as I thought...
Well, it's about time...
Well, you've consulted with me, so...
This isn't a corner for preaching.
What can you do with those feelings?
When you said something good would happen if you dated...
You didn't say anything internal.
So you need to improve yourself.
You need to improve yourself.
You need to say what you think is good about you.
You don't just need to say it. You need to improve yourself first.
Where do you need to improve yourself?
You need to explain it.
How about from a social perspective?
If you want someone to be nice to you, you need to be nice to them.
You need to keep that in mind.
How about you, Ponchi?
I have a question.
If you had a girlfriend, what would you like to do with her?
Where would you like to go with her? What would you like to do with her?
Watch a movie with her.
Watch a horror movie with her.
I'd like to go.
You can't go watch a horror movie every day.
A place you can go together.
For example, Eto-chan.
Where is a place you can go together?
I haven't been able to go yet.
But I have an image of going on a date when I grow up.
I think it's a good time for me to go on a date.
I see.
I think it's a good time for me to go on a date.
I think it's a good time for you to go on a date.
You should meet a lot of people.
I'm not good at it, but what should I do when I go on a date?
I don't know.
What should you do when you go on a date?
Right, Edo-san?
Me again?
Edo-san, what should I do when I go on a date?
That's why Edo-san is asking you.
Edo-san, please answer in your own way.
Edo-chan, please tell Edo-san how to win a date.
First of all, you should know how to cook.
You shouldn't listen to yourself, but listen to what others say.
You should listen to what others say.
If you want to know about men's hearts, you should look at their hearts.
If you look at their hearts...
Do you look at their hearts a lot?
That's what you mean, right?
I know! I know!
How can you know if a man's heart is a weapon?
That's what Edo-chan thinks.
Do you know how to make a girlfriend?
I think I should watch a lot of movies and talk a lot.
Weapons... You only watch movies, don't you, Jiro- san?
You should go to a movie theater and pick up girls who come to watch a movie alone.
You might get to know people with similar hobbies.
If you like horror, girls like horror.
On the contrary, if you go to a movie theater alone and a 35-year-old girl asks you, "Did you come to watch a movie alone?"
and you talk to her like this...
Will you develop from there?
No, I won't!
I see... Are there no good people around you?
There are a lot of scary people, so I'd like you to listen to your true self.
Also, girls judge men by their looks, don't they?
I don't like people like that.
By the way, Jiro-san, how many points would you give for your looks?
Hmm...
About ten points.
But girls judge men by their looks, don't they?
By their looks!
Edo-chan, ten points doesn't mean you're lying!
You can't do it, Aoi-chan!
You like handsome guys, don't you?
But it's about their looks, isn't it?
That's right.
When the other person sees your looks, they think horror movies are boring.
So you can learn more about yourself.
You can improve yourself.
You can improve your skills.
How about you, Makka?
I think I'm the type of person who talks about themselves a lot.
Oh, is that so?
I see...
She told me to follow her.
Oh...
But now that we're talking about it, I don't want to follow you.
Right?
Hmm... I don't like it.
You don't like it, do you?
Since you've consulted with us today, let's sum up our opinions and have Tonoka-san represent us.
And lastly, Tonoka-san will decide.
Get rid of your shame and polish yourself!
Is that okay, Jiro-san?
Yes, understood.
It doesn't feel right.
And with that, everyone, how was it?
But Eto-chan's love feeling really came out.
That's not true!
Eto-chan's love feeling really came out.
That's not true!
First, look at your opponent's crowd.
That's not true!
I don't know!
Understood.
Eto-chan did her best.
And with that, everyone, thank you for your hard work.
That's all for "Idol Ring" How & How!
There are two more tomorrow!
"Idol Ring"!
"Idol Ring" is broadcast every Monday to Friday on CS broadcast, Fuji TV 721739.
Every Thursday night, you can watch it on ground broadcast.
In addition, in the video distribution service Fuji TV On Demand...
...you can watch special videos released on TV and other complete versions of "Idol Ring".
You can easily access it from the show's homepage, so please check it out!
For those of you who want to know more about "Idol Ring" like us...
...please watch it!
Please!
Now, let me announce today's theme. The theme is...
I want to appear in a commercial like this!
Yes, the total number of applicants is...
2,780!
Yes!
The winner of this fun competition is...
Ms. Oino!
Thank you!
Now, let's introduce ourselves!
Yes!
Then...
Edo-chan!
Yes! I'm idling young adda Maria!
Thank you for having me as your co-host, Vivian Poon!
Thank you!
Let's go!
I want to appear in a commercial like this!
Makeup artist's commercial!
Oh!
Why? Why?
Well, you know, it makes you look bare-faced, right?
Yes, it does.
Well, for people like Mr. Tonouka and Ms. Honchi of your age,
and for me, I'm totally fine with it.
You're totally fine with it?
I think I'm totally fine with it!
You're young, right?
I think you are.
Well...
Especially for my right shoulder, it's a little...
Your right shoulder is strict?
That's right.
What happens if you remove your makeup on your right shoulder?
My eyebrows disappear!
Strict!
That's why it's a little painful?
I think I'll say, "You shouldn't do it."
Are you totally fine with it?
I'm totally fine with it!
No, no, you shouldn't do it!
I told you, it's fine because I'm putting on bronzer!
You're putting on bronzer?
How do you put on your eyebrows?
Well, I have a cream, and before I put it on, I put it on like this.
Is it for eyebrows?
It's for eyebrows and eyelashes.
I'm really putting it on.
Does it get darker?
It does get darker.
Really?
It doesn't get dark!
She says it doesn't get dark!
It does get dark, right?
No, it doesn't change that much.
It doesn't change that much, does it?
I have no choice but to increase the amount.
Endo-san, please accept this sticker.
Thank you!
Now, Enno-san!
Yes! Before I end my song, I'd like to say thank you for being my fan name "cat lover".
I'd like to appear in a commercial like this!
A commercial for "biohazard".
I want to appear!
You want to appear?
I thought Ponchi would say it.
Yes.
You like it, don't you?
I like it.
And it's my ideal, but I've done "onimuko" before, right?
You did!
I want to do a commercial like that.
So everyone...
So you're determined to be a zombie, right?
I want to be the strongest zombie.
The strongest zombie?
I want to be the strongest zombie.
And Ponchi will be my guardian-like zombie.
Guardian-like?
In this case, Ito-san will be a human who runs away.
And Ito-san will be a zombie dog.
A zombie dog!
It's a dog!
And it's up to you to decide which zombie role you want to play and which human role you want to play.
And if you do your best, you can create your own scene.
Can you show me what kind of commercial it is?
Ito-chan is a dog.
What should I do?
You're an old woman.
An old woman?
An old woman, so...
Do I have to run away alone?
It's on sale now!
Will it sell?
I'll put up a Myples sticker for you.
Thank you!
Next, Tonoka-san!
Yes, I'm Idling No. 6, Tonoka Erika.
Thank you for giving me my fan name, "Kashka-nii- san"!
Let's move on. What kind of commercial do you want to appear in?
Idling's first album, "Daiji na mono" commercial!
The commercial effect is amazing, so please do it!
Oh, you're already in it!
That's nice.
Now, please announce it!
Yes! On February 11th, at 739 Fuji TV, "Diamond Grove 2008" will air live from 7pm today! Please look forward to it!
Yes! Finally, let's do the "Biohazard" commercial.
Let's say goodbye with "Biohazard" commercial!
3, 2, 1, go!
Thank you!
Yes, so today we did it with these four people!
Yes! See you tomorrow!
What kind of four people will it be tomorrow? Goodbye!
Goodbye!
What is this?
"What is this?" is something you should ask Michael.
Michael is the publisher.
Tonoga-san, right?
Yes!
What kind of commercial do you want to appear in?
Wasn't that enough?
It won't sell!
I really want a lot of people to hear about this.
But you know, depending on the content of the commercial, the image can change, right?
For example, G.E.R. will play idol's costumes and videos, and the song will play, and it will have an impact, and the song will be heard.
Because you open your mouth wide and sing "moteki ga kita" in the back. It doesn't come, it doesn't come, it doesn't come.
But it has a great impact.
It has an impact, right?
Or it's really rare for Kyuri to look so cute.
Rarely!
That's right.
I don't usually do that, but...
Yes.
I want people to think I'm cute and play my song.
You're really full of charm.
Yes.
How many points do you usually get? On average.
Eh?
From your point of view, how many points do you get for being an idol?
Eh, from my point of view... Is it "kawaii-do"?
"kawaii-do".
Eh, out of all nine of you?
Yes, out of 100 points.
25...
I'll give you a sticker for "tonoka-san"!
Thank you!
Now, last but not least, Honchi-san!
I'm idling No. 8 Honchi!
Thank you for giving me my fan name "sora-san"!
I want to appear in a commercial like this!
Sayanei's retirement announcement.
What is it?
Sayanei's retirement announcement...
I want people to think like that.
You want to appear in it, right?
I want to appear in it.
Honchi-san, what role are you playing?
I'm playing a crying role.
A crying role!
You're crying!
Sayanei, how will you retire?
How will I retire?
Idling...
For example, if you were Yamaguchi Momoe-san, you'd put on a microphone, right?
Sayanei, you'd put on a makeup remover like this.
Everyone's crying watching that, right?
It's sad, or rather, it's disgusting.
But recently I've been thinking...
Recently I've been thinking about...
Recently, in the idol club, Eto-chan has started playing around with Sayanei.
She's being played around with in the club?
That's right.
When one of the idol members starts playing around, everyone else starts playing around with her.
That scene is really funny.
Do you have any episodes about it?
Scary!
Episodes? Play around with episodes?
Episodes? I'm sorry, but I'm actually...
I'm sorry!
I said that because I trust Tonoka-san.
I've heard that it's gotten funny recently.
It's funny!
Has anything happened recently, Kato-san?
Recently...
Kato-san!
Eto-chan's...
Eto-chan, huh?
I also have a handsome story.
A handsome story?
Eto-chan has a handsome story?
Again?!
Recently, Eto-chan and I went out to play.
We were just walking around.
Then Eto-chan said...
Tonoka-san, you don't have many handsome men, do you?!
You're looking for handsome men, aren't you?
Not at all!
You're only thinking about men, aren't you?
I told you not to say it!
Wait a minute.
Yes?
Yes, yes.
Um, could you please stop changing the subject?!
I completely forgot about it.
But Eto-chan, you're always looking for handsome men and traveling, aren't you?
You're looking for handsome men and...
You're looking for handsome men and Gundara.
No, no, no.
I didn't really say it.
Actually, we went out to play with Tonotono and I said I wouldn't say it.
But we really promised not to say it.
You promised not to say it!
But Eto-chan, like...
Um, earlier when we were talking...
You said something like "It's under a man's skin", didn't you?
You said it! You said it again!
But like, you're always in the dressing room and you have to have a man's face, don't you?
I didn't say that!
Eto-chan!
I really didn't say it!
If you say it that badly, I really can't be your boyfriend!
You're so particular about your boyfriend!
Eto-chan wants handsome men and she can't get enough of them!
Yes, yes.
Yes, Eto-chan will sing you a song.
Thank you!
Now, let's look at the last topic.
Yes, then...
Today...
Eh...
Endo-san's biohazard commercial!
Yes! Thank you!
Yes! With that being said, this has been "Fansama"!
Thank you!