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The Jewels Will Return
♪ Maybe, this feeling is it ♪
♪ There's no mistake, only rumors have heard ♪
♪ That woman ♪
♪ Mote-mote, I'm happy ♪
♪ Mote-mote, Mote-mote ♪
♪ My whole body ♪
♪ Is overflowing with ♪
♪ Mysterious power ♪
♪ Mote-ki has arrived ♪
♪ Motegura has risen ♪
♪ Mote-ki has arrived ♪
♪ Mote-san has risen ♪
♪ Mote-ki has arrived ♪
♪ Mote-rocket to space ♪
♪ Mote-ki has arrived ♪
♪ Mote-cab is flying ♪
♪ Mote-ki has arrived ♪
♪ Mote-rice is heavy ♪
♪ Mote-ki has arrived ♪
♪ Don't get carried away ♪
♪ Life is a miracle of chance ♪
♪ Mote-ki! ♪
Now, it started.
IDOLING
I'm going to turn around a little bit old age.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I'm Morimoto, a TV announcer.
Thank you for your cooperation.
This program is about becoming one person for IDOLING girls who are currently growing up in advance.
It is a seven-season program.
Yes, and "World IDOLING Diary"
We will broadcast from 20:40 today.
Let me introduce you.
IDOLING
Wow!
Let me introduce you.
Today's theme is "Favorite part of the face"
First of all, Kato-san.
IDOLING
I'm Ichigo Kato Saeka.
IDOLING
My favorite part of the face is the left eye.
I see.
IDOLING
The parts of my face that I don't like are everything.
Why?
Even with a mask on, I'm still beautiful.
I'm Idling Go Go, Takiguchi Mira.
You said something wrong.
I'm Idling Roughout, Noroka Yurika.
The parts of my face that I don't like are my eyebrows.
I'm Idling Norako, Yuzu Yurika.
The parts of my face that I don't like are my little nose.
Your little nose.
I'm Idling Hachigo Funchi.
The parts of my face that I don't like are everything.
I'm Idling No. 9, Yaboya Marurika.
The parts of my face that I don't like are my nose.
I see.
We'll send you off with eight people.
Can you see the parts?
No, we can't.
That's right.
Okay, let's do our best!
"idling" is broadcast every Monday to Friday on CS broadcast Fuji TV 721-739.
Every Thursday midnight you can enjoy it on ground broadcast.
In addition, in the video distribution service Fuji TV on demand,
special videos released on TV and other complete versions of "idling" can be viewed.
You can easily access it from the program homepage, so please check it out!
If you want to know more about "idling" with us, please take a look!
Nira Mekking 2008!
It's a tremendous event, isn't it?
So, what are we going to do with our faces today?
Yes, today we have "Nira Mekking" "idling" in our faces.
It's a one-on-one pen-face match.
If you make your opponent laugh, you win. It's a simple and clear plan.
Well, it's only been a month since "idling" broadcast began.
Oh, I see, I see.
It was a very popular segment in the early days of "idling" broadcast.
It's called "power-up", but at first it was 2006, and now it's 2008.
Have you done it for the first time in 2007?
No, we haven't.
The staff had completely forgotten about it.
Well, it's something to be thankful for, isn't it?
It's something you do when you feel like it.
It's a very popular pen-face match, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
By the way, last time the winner was...
Michael!
It was Michael, wasn't it?
And so, this is the victory-face from last time!
Wow!
Power-up!
Well, it's something to be thankful for, isn't it?
It's something to be thankful for, isn't it?
How are you feeling this time, Endo-san?
I'm going to win again this time.
You're going to win?
I see.
Well then, let's take a look at the match!
Yes!
Here it is!
Monopoly Man!
Yes, it's like this!
Today, we have a special rule, right?
That's right!
For this two-year making, it's fine if you put this mandarin in your mouth!
Put what in my mouth?
It's fine if you put it in your mouth!
I don't know if it will be funny or not, but I'm hiding the possibility of it being funny!
This time, we have permission to put it in Mika's mouth!
Yes!
This is big, right?
It's vitamin and iodine, right?
This might be funny, but it might also be negative!
Whether you put it in or not, it's up to you!
That's right!
Yes!
And this time, the winner will receive a product!
Because it will make your eyes look more beautiful, it's a steam-type beautifying white mist!
Yes!
As soon as you saw the product, everyone's faces changed!
It changed!
It's so bright now!
It's bright!
It's more powerful, right?
That's right!
By the way, for this two-year making, besides the winner,
we will also choose the one who can't make you laugh the most among the losers!
Everyone, please do your best!
Let's start right away!
First of all, Takeguchi-san and Yokoyama-san, please come forward!
Well, are you ready?
Takeguchi-san!
Yes!
Are you confident?
Yes, I'm very confident!
Next is Yokoyama-san!
Yokoyama-san, you did pretty well last time, right?
Yes, I'll do my best as usual!
I understand!
I'm looking forward to it!
Then, let's start!
Stingy Making, Takeguchi vs. Yokoyama!
Start!
Now...
Now!
Takeguchi-san, who has a crack in his eye area, and brave Yokoyama-san!
Now...
It's just right, right under Yokoyama-san's nose, right?
Takeguchi-san...
Now, then...
With a strange face...
Ah!
Ah! He's laughing!
Takeguchi-san wins!
I'm sorry!
Takeguchi-san, you won!
Yes!
What kind of make-up did you have in mind?
I wanted to make his eyes look as big as possible.
I see!
Make-up!
And...
You're brave, right?
Yes!
The look on Takeguchi-san's face when he's holding it back is really...
It's too desperate!
I see! It's not make-up, it's Takeguchi-san's facial expression!
I see!
I'm sorry!
And with that, Takeguchi-san wins the first round!
Thank you!
Now, let's continue!
Next up is Kato-san and Honchi-san!
Please come forward!
Yes!
Now...
Kato-san, which one is it?
It's this one, Kato-san!
Yes!
How is it this time?
Actually, it's my first time doing this!
Eh?!
Last time, I didn't do it, right?
Making his eyes...
You didn't do it yet?!
No, I did!
I did, I did!
I did, but...
Was it midway through?
No!
My heart...
Ah, my heart...
My heart...
I did say it properly, but...
Ah, you didn't say it at the time, right?
Yes, that's right!
It happens a lot, showing it to an idol, doesn't it?
Now, Honchi-san!
How is it?
Ah, I see!
Today...
I won't say too much, so...
Please look forward to it!
Oh no!
Now...
Let's continue!
Kato-san and Honchi-san's making his eyes...
Begin!
Now...
The mask has been taken off. Ponchi, you're here!
You're here!
Only your face...
Mikan, you're only looking at your face, right?
You're amazing!
It suits you. Ponchi, this kind of thing suits you, right?
You're here, Ponchi-san!
The juice is about to spill.
We don't know if Ponchi laughed or not.
That's also part of the strategy, right?
Kato-san, you only look like you're angry.
Half of Ponchi's face was like that.
Now, please make a weird face. Ponchi-san, what kind of weird face will you make?
He opened his eyes!
Kato-san, you're angrier than before.
Ponchi-san, what kind of weird face is that?
You two don't change much.
Now, you can cross your hands!
(laughs)
Oji-san, you look like a manga by Suge Yoshiharu.
(laughs)
Kato-san...
Kato-san, you really look like a female professional wrestler.
(laughs)
But...
(bell rings)
OK, it's over!
Now, I would like to move on to the verdict.
I will sing with my own prejudice.
That's unfair!
It's unfair.
I'm sure of it!
Anyway, I got permission to sing.
I have permission to sing this time.
Now, I would like to move on to the verdict.
Verdict!
The winner is...
Ponchi!
(cheers)
I can't help it.
(laughs)
What do you think, Ponchi-san?
(laughs)
I see.
It's sweet and delicious.
(laughs)
It's over!
Ponchi-san won!
Congratulations!
(cheers)
Now, Konoka-san and Endo-san, please come forward.
(cheers)
Now, the winner of the last time, Endo-san.
Yes.
What do you think of this time?
Are you confident?
It's good.
Is it going well?
Yes.
Now, Konoka-san.
Yes.
What do you think of this time?
I lost last time, so I would like to do my best.
Please do your best.
I'm looking forward to it.
Since you both can speak...
It seems like you can't speak.
I understand.
Now, let's begin!
Earmucking...
Begin!
Now, the mask has been taken off.
(laughs)
Now, what is it?
(laughs)
The microphone has become more quiet.
(laughs)
I don't know why Konoka-san is laughing.
(laughs)
Both of you made good use of the material.
Yes, we didn't write it on purpose.
Yes, it's good.
It's good that you wrote it on the microphone and erased your eyebrows. (laughs)
Now, please show us your weird face!
What kind of face will you make?
Doll!
Microphone...
Oh! (laughs)
Ah, I see. Konoka-san is treating it like a doll.
My heart has nothing to do with it. (laughs)
Now...
Oops, there's something on the microphone's face. (laughs)
It's too funny. (laughs)
It's like you're putting something in your mouth. (laughs)
It's too funny! (laughs)
Now...
Please use your hands!
Oh...
Ah... (laughs)
She's putting it in her mouth. (laughs)
She blew it away!
Ah, damn it! She blew it away!
She's looking back!
She's serious! (laughs)
(laughs)
The ponchi... (laughs)
The ponchi blew away!
Okay, time's up!
(applause)
What kind of face will you make?
Yeah... (laughs)
It's like you're fighting in the old days of peace. (laughs)
Yeah... (laughs)
The theme is peace.
Now...
I'd like to move on to the verdict.
(laughs)
Verdict...
The winner...
Endo!
Oh! (applause)
Yay!
That was wonderful.
(laughs)
As expected of you, Endo.
Yes.
It was a fierce battle, wasn't it?
Yes!
Okay, Endo won!
(applause)
Now, it's...
Yazawa-san versus Eto-san!
Please come forward!
(applause)
Now, Eto-san is already funny.
Eto-san, Eto-chan, you're good at this kind of thing, aren't you?
How do you know Eto-chan?
Good, isn't it? And Yadawa-san!
Ah, I see. I understand.
I'm looking forward to it.
Now, let's begin.
Eto-san and Yadawa-san's glare-making.
Begin!
Take off your glasses.
Yadawa-san!
What is this?
Yadawa-san...
Yadawa-san, what is this?
Is this a round drop match?
Ah! It came out!
Eto-san is also simple, isn't he?
Again, Honchi-san is behind him.
Honchi-san is...
It's disgusting, isn't it?
Only at times like this, Honchi-san's forehead is fully open.
Now, from here, please make a funny face!
It came out!
Eto-chan is cool, isn't he?
It's good, isn't it, Yadawa-san?
Yadawa-san, it's good!
Yadawa-san...
What's with you?
Now, please join me!
She's trying to take it off.
You can't! You can't! You can't!
Did you see that?!
I'm watching you! I'm watching you properly!
I'm watching you, everyone!
2 years ago!
Time's up!
This is terrible!
This is weird!
If you say something like this, I'll laugh!
This is Yazawa-san's gay style!
What's with you?!
Now, let's go!
Can you show me what's in your mouth?
I don't think we can show you that.
But, surprisingly, it's in good condition.
It went in pretty well, didn't it?
Now, let's go!
Judgment!
The winner is...
Yazawa-san!
You drew a lot!
Yazawa-san, what do you think?
I can't speak, right?
Do you have any image of this?
Oh, you're saying that this nose is a feature?
A point.
Wow, it's in good condition.
Eto-san, you did well, didn't you?
You tried to take it off, didn't you?
I tried to take it off with my glasses versioned up...
Your glasses versioned up is a eye patch, isn't it?
That's right.
Do you try it on with your glasses on?
Oh, it's stylish!
It's stylish, isn't it?
This will be popular this year, won't it?
Really?
And with that, Yazawa-san has won!
And with that, the first round has ended.
Tomorrow, we'll have the semi-final.
Who will shine in the Dynamic King?
And with that, this has been Dynamic King 2008!
Our second single "Snow Celebration" will be released on January 23rd, and it's full of benefits!
The first edition is "Snow Celebration"'s PV and making!
And finally released "Neoki Maruhi Dokkiriya" "Super Rare 2008 Calendar Memorial" and "Super Luxury Benefits"!
In addition, the regular edition is very popular! Our original track is included!
Everyone! "Snow Celebration"! Thank you!
Please! Thank you!
Yasawa-san's mandarin orange is now eaten as an emergency food!
What are you eating?
Scary!
Once-san has become evil, hasn't she?
Now, let's announce today's theme! Here is the theme!
Ah, this is it, right?
What was included?
This was included in my "Science News" live broadcast.
I was going to do it here, but I didn't plan on doing it at all.
When did you do it?
This will be released on March 1st and 2nd, but it's not an announcement or anything like that.
Here is the theme!
"Idling Point" Kato Saya Kato is...
Here is the number of entries!
5204 votes!
Congratulations!
Here is the number of entries!
Wow!
Thank you!
Now, let's go! Who wants to see it first?
I want to read it, even though there is an orange in it!
I want to read it!
Then, Tonoka-san!
Yes! "Idling Point" is now released! Thank you!
Let's go!
"Idling Point" Kato Saya Kato is...
The best leader...
No, I mean...
The oldest leader!
I see!
I got this from a fan, but I didn't know it was this.
That's your ad-lib, right?
Yes, it's my ad-lib.
You don't need it, do you?
I think this is more suitable for young people.
Why? Why?
Why?
Because you're an adult.
I'm not saying anything wrong.
It's okay for young people to say it, but I don't like being called "the oldest".
Why? I'm not saying anything wrong.
You're the best!
Yazo, you just laughed.
You're funny!
You're not funny!
You can't win!
Don't laugh as much as you can, because you're in a bad mood.
Please don't laugh!
No matter how much you laugh, you're not cute today!
I'm crying!
Yazo, if you laugh too much, you'll miss the train.
I'm crying!
Why are you crying?
Because you're not cute!
You're cute!
Yazo, you're cute!
You're cute!
Which one of you will receive the award?
Thank you!
Next up is Eto!
Yes! I'm Eto Maria, and I'm an idol group's lion.
I received my fandom name from 99.00%
Thank you!
What is your idolization standard?
One person's personality!
I see!
We always say "sayanei sayanei" and everyone thinks "onee-chan onee-chan" but for me it's "sayamama"
Sayamama!
You say it like "dee-mama"
Sayamama!
It's not strange for sayanei-san to have children at her age and it's not strange for her to have 8 children
I want onee-san to stop it
It's funny
She does it as a mother
I'm already a mother
But I think it's fine
If you say it like that you should be able to accept it
But I'm old
Your makeup is dark
My makeup is dark today
Your makeup is dark!
Your eyeliner is a little too much
I'm like a demon
You're like Ed-chan and Uzuma
I'll give you a round of applause
Thank you very much!
Are you ready? Ponchi-san!
Yes!
Put it back in your mouth
I have to put it back in my mouth?
Which one do you want?
Thank you for giving it to me!
Let's say it
When you were an idol, were you Kato or Sayaka?
A couple is a perfect match
That's right. It's always like that, isn't it? It's hard to hear her say that, isn't it?
It's not!
It's surprisingly long, too.
It's not!
It's really like that, isn't it?
When a couple is in front of you, you can't help but change.
You can't change.
At first, it was like that for me, too, but now Etomaria is the one who makes couples stand out the most.
There it is!
Again!
When Eto-chan is on her way to the station in Odaiba and there's a couple in front of her,
you say, "I don't know what you're talking about! You lovey-dovey couple! Come on in!"
You say that, don't you?
It's true!
Eto-chan, you're right!
You're growing up the most now, aren't you?
It's not like that!
You're interested! You're interested in men!
It's not like that!
Maria!
It's not like that!
Maria, are you really that old?
Everyone, is it okay? Is it okay? Listen to me!
When it comes to love and romance and stuff like that, I think you should just tell me everything!
No, it's not like that!
It's because I had Anna with me today!
Oh!
It's because Anna had it!
Really! Anna wore it often with us this time.
There's definitely that, isn't there?
You're very serious about that, aren't you?
It's not like that!
Anna buys junior high school girls stuff like that!
No, it wasn't like that, was it?
She did that as a school--------
Right!?
It was for you to get to know me for the first time!
That's right!
You say "first time discovering me" like you're from Hatsugatsuo!
Yes, yes, yes...
Such is life of Eto-chan!
Thank you very much.
Next, Yokoyama-san.
Yes, I'm Yokoyama Rurika of IDOLiNG 9th.
My fan name is "high-speed increase shockway".
Thank you very much.
When you were an IDOLiNG member, what did you think of Kato Sayaka?
I was frightened of Etchan's momentum.
It's a little early for me to say "ah" at this age.
Recently, Etchan has been coming a lot.
I'm not used to it.
Aren't you used to it?
I'm a little happy.
I'm not happy at all.
In fact, Kato-san and Takiguchi-san may be more afraid of Etchan.
That's right.
It's like...
Ad-lib...
Ah, it's not an ad-lib.
It's like...
Stop talking.
It's amazing, but recently I've started learning things like TV.
And sometimes...
I'm sure viewers will be happier if I do this.
It's amazing.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
You've started thinking like that.
For example, what do you think is TV-like?
TV-like...
Let's see...
I've never thought of something like this.
What do you think of it?
It's human nature.
That surprised me.
Really, I haven't thought of anything like this!
You haven't thought of anything like this?!
During the show...
No, it's just...
What should I do? I'm not good at this.
Here's an announcement.
On TV739, starting tomorrow night at 9pm, we'll be broadcasting "Central Horseshoe", "Golden Legend", "Deep Impact", and "Triumphant Traces".
Please watch it.
Okay, last one.
Yeza-san.
Yes?
Yeza-san, since you're here...
Yeza-san and Ponchi-san, please close the show.
Please!
Tomorrow's final match!
So no matter how cute you are, you're not cute today!
I'm telling you!
That's right.
She's crying! She's crying!
Nozawa-san...
Cute.
You can't turn back now.
Who are you?!
You stink! You stink!
You stink even more when you cry!
You're horrible!
I...
Pig...
Pig!
What? What? What?
You said I looked like a pig!
I said you looked like a pig!
You're horrible!
Pigs don't look like that!
You're horrible!
You're cute!
Yokoyama-san, right?
Yokoyama-san, we'll give you a sticker.
Thank you!
Now, let's move on to Yazawa-san!
Yes!
I'm idlin'7th Yazawa Yurika!
I got my fan name "Gyeran-san"!
Thank you!
You're cute!
Now, let's move on!
At idlin'2nd, Kato Sayaka and...
A million dollar sales smile!
Sales is the point, right?
When you look at Sayanei's photos, they're usually cute, right?
That's usually a sales smile.
But Sayanei's real smile is really ugly!
You've completely fallen for it, haven't you?
Ugly?!
Is it that ugly? It's something we don't know about, right?
It's not ugly, it's really cute, but it's not a very pretty face.
What? What?
It's not a pretty face.
It's not a face you're making, what is it?
What is it? After all...
What do you mean? That's...
Sayanei is cute when he's working.
But...
Is he usually ugly?
I'm not saying he's ugly!
You said he's ugly!
Why did you say that?
You said he's ugly!
You said it with that face!
You said it!
You wanted to say he's cute, didn't you?
That's a funny face.
I don't like it!
What is this?
Okay, we'll give you a sticker, Jajazawa-san.
Thank you!
Okay, next is Takeguchi-san!
Yes, I'm an idol singer, Takeguchi Miro.
I got my fan name from Tetsuta-san, thank you!
When you were an idol singer, were you a kato or a sayaka?
Hachitama's tallest person.
Wait, there are many older people than me here.
Why are you the tallest?
Tallest person.
There are many older people than me.
As an image character, Hachitama is the tallest.
Hachitama, I can't keep up with you. What should I do?
I'm sorry, but can you do something about it during your idol career?
What will you do?
She said she can't keep up with you.
What will you do, tallest person?
There are many funny people behind you.
You two should do something about it.
It's funny today.
If you add an orange, it will work out.
Scary!
You're the tallest, so you should do something about this.
What should I do about it?
She said you're Hachitama's tallest person.
She said you should do something about it.
When you look at me, you look like you're saying something with a blank face.
Really!
- Really! - What's up with her today?
- She's always like this. - Her makeup isn't very interesting either.
- You're not going to say anything! - What? - Say something!
- Say something, already!
- Think about it properly!
- Okay... - Again?
- It's like... I can't do anything about it.
- You're terrible! Terrible!
- It was a traffic jam.
- Okay!
- Endo-san! - Yes!
Yes, I'm an idol fan girl, Endo Moe. I got my fan name from Kikun-san. Thank you very much!
What is Kato Sayaka's idol point of view?
- A kind of vintage idol. - That's cool!
- It's cool, isn't it? - It's cool!
- This is like... - It's rare, isn't it?
- Vintage jeans and... - Yes.
- Like this... I guess it's like a messed up figure... - Messed up?
- Messed up?
- It's like that. - That's how you say it, isn't it?
- I see. - It's cool.
- The more you use it, the better you can taste it. - I see.
- It's rough and torn and stiff and there's a lot of feelings in it. - That's true.
- It's a dark color, isn't it? - Dark color?
- It's a nice color, isn't it? - Dark color jeans!
- It's like a dark denim.
- No! - Red ears! Red ears!
- Red ears! - No!
- It's not bad, right? - It's not bad, right?
- Even though it's cool. - Even though you're an idol and you're in this state...
There aren't many idols who are preserved like this.
They're in such good condition.
It's like their value is high.
But it's a good way of saying it.
It was made in the Showa era.
It's the shape of one year ago.
It doesn't exist anymore.
It's a new way of saying it.
It doesn't exist anymore.
That's good.
Let's give her a round of applause.
Thank you.
Lastly, Kato-san.
I'm Kato Sayaka, the first idol group member. Thank you for giving me the fan name "Paon-san".
What is Kato Sayaka as an idol group member?
An idol group with 120 million members!
Alright, let's hit it!
What?!
What do you mean?
What do you mean?!
You know what I mean, right?
Let's hear you out.
Like a national idol group.
An idol group with 120 million members all over Japan.
That's all you said!
An idol group recognized by all citizens.
I see.
What do you think about this, Monji-san?
I don't know if I should say it with this face.
It's funny, right?
Do you have that kind of self-awareness?
Not yet, but I want to work harder in the future.
So you have this image, right?
Yes, of course.
I want to live like a student.
Are you not vintage?
Vintage...
Vintage idol is better, right?
It's good, right?
It's cool.
It's cool, it's cool, it's cool.
It's like...
It makes you feel like you have something.
So that's how it is.
Alright, I'll give you a ballpoint pen.
Thank you!
Alright, let's see it!
What is it?
I can only see it in your face.
Alright...
With your face...
Yazawa-san!
I did it!
I did it! Thank you!
Alright, thank you for your hard work!
Goodbye!
We'll have a final match tomorrow!