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[Poseki ga kuruku] [The jewel twinkles]
[Poseki no tokiu] [The jewel's dream]
[Poseki ga kuruku] [The jewel's dream]
[The jewel's dream]
♪ Maybe, I can do something like this! ♪
♪ I'm happy, I'm popular, I'm popular! ♪
♪ Overflowing, mysterious power! ♪
♪ Motegi has arrived! ♪
♪ Motegi's friendship is rising! ♪
♪ Motegi has arrived! ♪
♪ Motegi is a three-time champion! ♪
♪ Motegi! ♪
♪ Motegi has arrived! ♪
♪ Motegi is a three-time champion! ♪
♪ Motegi! ♪
♪ Motegi has arrived! ♪
♪ Don't get too excited! ♪
♪ Life is a miracle! ♪
♪ Motegi! ♪
♪ Bang! Bang! Bang! Everybody, let's go! ♪
Now, let's get started.
"Trying various things in your nose" show, "idol ring".
I'm your host, Bakaruzu Matsuo.
I'm your host, Morimoto Saiga of "Youth with you 9".
This show is about girls who are growing up as idol singers
and who want to be one or two of them.
"Chichofu Idol Ring" is broadcasted every Thursday at 2:40 p.m.
Now, let me introduce "idol ring".
Chichofu Idol Ring
Now, let me introduce "idol ring".
Today's theme is "what you want to top ice cream with".
First of all, Ms. Kato.
"idol ring" No. 1, I'm Kato Sayaka.
What I want to top ice cream with is a chocolate cookie crunch.
"idol ring" No. 2, I'm Koishi Yuzumi.
What I want to top ice cream with is fruit.
"idol ring" No. 3, I'm Yenno Amai.
What I want to top ice cream with is walnuts.
"idol ring" No. 4, I'm Tomomiya.
What I want to top ice cream with is melon syrup.
"idol ring" No. 5, I'm Ozaki Suzumino.
What I want to top ice cream with is an octopus.
"idol ring" No. 6, I'm Tomoka Erika.
What I want to top ice cream with is caramel sauce.
"idol ring" No. 7, I'm Azusa.
What I want to top ice cream with is nata de coco.
"idol ring" No. 8, I'm Honchi.
What I want to top ice cream with is color spray.
"idol ring" No. 9, I'm Yuko Yamamoto.
What I want to top ice cream with is corn flakes.
Okay, we're done with "idol ring". Let's do our best again today!
"idol ring" is broadcast every Monday to Friday on CS broadcast Fuji TV721739.
Every Wednesday and Friday at midnight, you can enjoy daily broadcasts.
In addition, in the video distribution service Fuji TV on demand, you can see complete versions of "idol ring" such as special videos that have not been released on TV.
You can easily access it from the program homepage, so please check it out!
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Today's project is "biting noses"!
Yesterday, Yokoyama-san showed us "biting noses" at "kaze-yo-bond".
It seems good for you, so we'd like to try it with you all today!
It's good for your health!
That's right! It's good for "kaze-yo-bond", isn't it, Sensei?
Yes, it is.
It's very good for you, so we'd like you all to try it.
So, we'd like you all to check if you can do "biting noses" correctly.
Today, we have Sensei Matsuzaki with us again!
Thank you for having me!
Well, first of all, we'd like to introduce "biting noses" yesterday.
So, we'd like Yokoyama-san to show us how to do it one more time.
Are you ready?
Oh, you said it in a proper tone.
Then, let's start Yokoyama-san's "biting noses"!
What is it?
Huh?
It's missing something...
Yokoyama-san?
Wait, it's missing something.
You have to get into it more.
It's not getting in?
You have to get into it more.
Yes!
Now?
Can you see me?
Don't talk normally!
It's not a drink.
It definitely won't come out of my mouth.
Try a little more.
Is it okay to broadcast this coming out of my mouth on TV?
It's okay.
I drank it.
Yes, it's okay. Time's up!
I drank it.
It's difficult.
You taught me how to do it.
I should do it in a correct way.
I raised my head like this.
If I raised it, it would go in.
So I didn't raise it and just straightened it up.
I can push it now, but I didn't push it well.
If you raise it like this and do it like this, it won't go down.
It will come out of my mouth.
If you can do it, say it out loud.
Try pushing it like this.
You can't push it too hard, but you can push it like this.
Now, we will do it with strength.
Who wants to wash their noses?
Huh?
Don't you want to wash your noses and be healthy?
Yes!
Then...
Ms. Tonooka!
More! Give me more!
Are you ready?
You're ready, right?
Standby. Are you ready?
At worst, hide in a place you can't see.
Then, let's do it. Ms. Tonooka's nose washing...
Start!
It's scary. It's scary.
Push it more.
You can push it more.
Push it harder.
It's scary.
Huh?
It's from your nose.
It's from your mouth. It's not from your nose.
What?
Hold it tighter.
Maybe you should tilt it.
Like this?
Maybe you should tilt your head.
That's right.
If you don't do it right, the viewers won't be able to see it.
It's easier for the viewers to see.
You put it in from your nose and it comes out from your nose, right?
That's not it.
It comes out from your mouth. It's not from your nose.
Hold it. Hold it. Hold it.
Huh?
Do you want me to push it for you?
If you push it...
Do you want me to push it for you?
What are you doing?
It comes up to here but it doesn't come out.
I see.
I see. Unfortunately...
Next...
Can someone show us how you do it?
I've never done it before.
I'm happy.
Really?
Since you're here...
Can you show us the Bible you were raising your hand for?
Yes.
Can I?
Yes.
Here I go.
I like the body.
It's good.
That's how you do it.
It's different, right?
It came out a little.
If it comes out, it's a goal, right?
It came out a little.
It came out, right?
Does it feel like your teeth are coming out smoothly? Does it feel good?
It's kind of hum hum.
Hum hum?
Yes, thank you very much.
It came out. It came out.
It came out a lot.
It came out a little.
I want to see it pop out.
Well, let's go with Kato-san.
Wow, I'm kind of nervous about this.
Kato-san is already...
Should I take it off? Kato-san?
No, you don't have to do that.
You can put your container up.
You don't have to put your face up.
It came out!
Out!
What?
Yes, please go and see the night view over there.
Odaiba's night view is beautiful, you know.
Well, next...
Well, Eto-chan!
Yes!
Eto-chan has a lot of different techniques.
Is it cool?
It's good, isn't it?
I think you're getting used to it.
I think you can do it.
Oh, wow!
I couldn't see it! I couldn't see it!
How do you do it?
How do you do it, Eto-san?
Please let me do it one more time!
Yes.
Can you tell me how you do it?
There are a lot of "i"s and "ha"s.
"i" is...
I did it like this, but...
You can do it in a different way.
The one with a lot of "i"s.
Ah!
My nose tastes like salt!
That's why...
There's an "m" in it, right?
It came in this way.
It's better if you don't open your mouth.
If you open it too much, it won't come out.
You did a good job!
Thank you!
Is it okay?
Then, next...
Let's have Takeuchi-san do it, too!
Thank you!
You turn it up like this...
This one is more clogged.
Show me the clogged one.
This one is better.
Show me the clogged one.
If you raise it like that, you will drink it.
Like this?
Yes, raise the container and...
Should I push it?
Push it, push it, don't push it.
Don't push it, don't push it, don't push it.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Yes, it's difficult.
But it came out a little.
It's difficult when you do it for the first time.
It's difficult until you get used to it.
You have to practice.
I see.
Koizumi-san, please.
It's dirty, it's dirty here.
Don't look over there.
It really looks dirty.
Koizumi-san, please.
It's cute not only in the nose, but also in the mouth.
Now?
It's dirty.
Ah, but it's getting smoother.
How was it, Ponty?
My nose was clogged, but it got better.
This is good, isn't it?
Is it good?
This is really good.
You did a good job.
Now, next up is Ponty.
That's good.
Eh? Which is it? This one?
I wonder.
Don't drink it too much. Don't drink it too much.
Open your mouth.
Oh!
Is it good? Is it good?
Good, good.
While you're putting it in like this, it's like "taraaah!" and it keeps coming out.
I want to open my mouth.
It's like "kaitsu!"
While you're putting it in like this, it's like "kaitsu!" and it keeps coming out.
Wait for me!
Time's up!
Oh!
Lastly, Yazawa-san!
Eh?
It's kind of exciting, isn't it?
I'm an idol!
Right?
I'm an idol, but I can't do this with my nose?
Nose Princess!
Speaking of noses, it's Yazawa-san!
Here it comes!
I feel like it's coming.
Oh!
Oh, it's good! It's good! It's good!
It's coming out!
It's good! It's good!
Ahahaha!
Ahaha!
It's coming out!
Ahaha!
Now, let's watch the movie in slow motion!
How is it?
My nose went through.
Your nose went through? It came out quite a bit, didn't it?
It went through, didn't it?
My nose went through.
Could you please nosebleed in a place where it can't be seen?
Please nosebleed as much as you can in the middle of it.
Sensei!
Well, everyone, you did nosebleed.
Sensei, how was it today?
Well, everyone, you did nosebleed.
If you do it at home, you can definitely do it.
I see.
Well, Sensei, among these nine people,
who's nosebleed was the best?
I'd like you to choose your idol's nosebleed queen.
Sensei, please!
Who could it be?
What should we do?
Who's nosebleed was the best?
Or was it funny?
I'll choose the second one.
It's Koizumi-san!
Congratulations!
The idol's nosebleed queen is Koizumi-san!
It's wonderful, isn't it?
The queen has chosen you, Koizumi-san.
Please show us your queen's nosebleed.
I just did it normally.
That's it!
The nosebleed was the best!
"idling" is broadcast every Monday to Friday on CS Broadcast "kizutelevi" 721-739 and every Thursday midnight on Shijouha Broadcast.
In addition, you can watch the special release video as a bonus on the video distribution service "kizutelevi on demand", and you can easily access it from the program homepage during the complete version of "idling", so please check it out!
If you want to know more about "idling" , please take a look!
Please! Pantama!
Now, let me announce today's demo. The demo is...
This kind of idol won't get any popularity.
Here is the number of applications.
5,151 applications!
Here is the list of applications.
Oh! Thank you very much!
Wow!
Let's start with the first one.
Yes!
Yes, well... Etotsu-san!
Yes! "idling" No. 4, Etotan-chan!
Thank you for participating in "fanname" Etotan!
Let's see... "This kind of idol won't get any popularity."
Makeup and dancing are different people.
Ah, I see.
As expected, that's...
Who is it?
Well, I think you all know about "fanname" Mira- chan, but...
In my opinion...
Endo-san...
Eh? Is it different people?
Why? Why?
It came from where I thought it would!
Why? Why? Why?
Endo-san, when you're not wearing makeup, you don't have eyebrows, right?
Endo-san!
Violence is bad!
Violence is no good!
I heard about it, but...
Mai-chan posted a picture of her without makeup on her blog, but...
It got rejected.
Why?!
It's no good. It's no good.
That's... no good, after all.
What are you saying?!
Endo-chan, from now on, make sure you don't take off your glasses, okay?
I'll give you a microphone sticker.
Thank you!
Me and Mira-chan don't want this to end like it's a foreshadow.
It's like...
It's like we're all young people now.
What are you saying?
I'm sorry.
Don't underestimate us.
Next up is Yazawa-san.
Yes, I'm idling number 7, Yazawa Ruka.
I got this from a fan named Yazawa-kun-dan-san. Thank you very much.
Let's see it.
This kind of idol doesn't get popular.
She's the kind of girl who uses both hands to make a beam.
This girl is no good. No good!
You won't get popular if you do it like this.
You won't get popular, Koron-chan.
What did you put out the other day?
What did I put out the other day?
That person didn't put out anything special.
But it's not like that.
Yazo-pan is doing it too.
I put out "honokoro" too.
"Hana" is fine. "Hana" is fine, but...
"Hokou" is no good.
"Hana" is no good.
But recently, fans have been telling me that I've gotten a little low-key.
I thought, "Oh no, oh no!"
It's no good if there's no low-key girl in an idol group.
Everyone is low-key!
Everyone else is low-key, but...
There has to be at least one decent girl.
Right?
That was cruel, wasn't it?
Will that be okay?
Yazo-san, I'll give you a sticker.
Thank you!
Now, Onoka-san, Joffrey-san.
I got this from "fannametonotonotono-san".
Thank you very much!
This kind of idol won't be popular.
Every day, they broadcast embarrassing scenes.
Like this.
And "pie-mame".
Was that embarrassing?
It was like "otakara".
Every day, they broadcast...
It's a little more...
Like "kitsune-san".
It's like "premium".
Even if you broadcast it every day...
It gets stuck in my head.
I can't stand it when I do it normally.
People think you're doing it normally.
Right.
But what I think is...
If there are people who watch it and think it's funny and want to watch it...
Even if we don't get popular, it's okay.
I hope there will be more people who will watch it.
That's great!
So...
I see.
They're finally hungry.
Onoka-san is also hungry.
I'll give you a sticker.
Thank you!
Now, Koizumi-san!
Yes, I'm an idol unit member, Koizumi Yumi.
My fan name is "potty".
Thank you!
Let's see...
This kind of idol won't get popular!
It's expressed as "chubby".
You're attacking me!
You say you want to get popular, right?
How about you lose some weight?
If you lose some weight, you'll get more popular, right?
What?
Because you're chubby?
Today's Koizumi-san is like Debbie Fujii-san.
What's with Debbie Fujii-san?
Today you're like...
You're like an adult.
It's because I had a nosebleed.
I see. A lot of things came out.
You're pretty now.
That's nice.
How about you?
I think you should lose some weight.
Do you want to get popular?
If you're chubby, you'll get popular if you're chubby.
What do you think?
If you lose some weight, you won't get popular, right?
That's right.
She doesn't want to lose weight.
Kato-san!
I'm idol number one, Kato Saka.
Thank you for participating in our game "Hershey".
This kind of idol won't get popular!
"From far away, I can only get better at sumo".
Eto-chan's determination at sumo is really amazing.
I can even respect you for that.
First of all, you have a lot of momentum.
As soon as you start, you rush in regardless of the program.
First of all, you have a lot of background research before the match.
For example, if Rumi-chan and I play and I beat Rumi-chan,
I ask Rumi-chan if she's weak or not.
I also ask Rumi-chan how she attacks.
I gather information from the loser and challenge her in the next match.
It's "id sumo", "id sumo"!
It's "nomura sumo", "nomura sumo"!
But...
I think it's better for you to go against someone you don't care about.
I see.
It's a serious match, sumo.
Even though you're doing your best in sumo,
you haven't done any research about talking.
I've never seen you do it.
I don't care about talking.
That's why you're better at sumo.
What's wrong, Eto-chan? You only talk about sumo, don't you?
That's not true.
It's not like that?
That's rude.
That's rude for an old woman like you.
I'm sorry, Eto-chan.
It's okay.
"It's okay"?
What do you mean "it's okay"?
You just said "it's okay", didn't you?
She said "it's okay".
You just said "it's okay", didn't you?
I'll give you an Eto-chan sticker.
Thank you!
Next, Yokoyama-san.
I'm Yokoyama Rurika, 9 years old, and I'm an idol. Thank you for giving me my fan name "Karitekita- neko- san".
Idols like you won't get any attention.
You're barefooted with a fried chicken in your hand.
I don't think you'll get any attention.
You won't get any attention at all.
This is a little...
I thought you were wearing boots, but your boots are all torn up!
But, compared to this, I feel really bad that I couldn't finish what Hanaugai did earlier.
Everyone is really good. Even though I was the one who introduced it, I'm the worst at it.
I see. You wanted to do it the most, didn't you?
I wanted to do it the most, and I kept thinking about what I should do if I did something weird on TV.
I couldn't finish it.
I don't care about that anymore.
I don't like it anymore. I can't help it.
Yokoyama-san, you're the best.
Thank you very much.
Now, here's an announcement.
On Suzy TV 739, starting tonight at 9 o'clock...
...Ceres and Mitch will be hosting "This is the world's strongest representative of Brazil".
Please watch it!
Okay, last but not least, Ito-san!
Please say a few words.
Yes!
Please do!
3, 2, 1...
Bye-bye!
Wait a minute! You didn't say anything today!
Goodbye!
Bye-bye!
You don't say anything when you're angry, do you?
You're cute when you're angry.
Maybe Mito-chan's behavior is bad.
She's too responsible for adults, and adults want to help her.
That's bad. I have to think about it.
She's reflecting on herself.
Okay, let's move on.
Next, Takiguchi-san.
Yes, I'm an idol singer, Takiguchi Miro.
Thank you for giving me my fan name, Puripuri-san!
Let's move on.
This kind of idol doesn't have any enemies!
I only have glasses.
That's true.
That's true!
Yes!
That's true!
I'm more guilty than Takiguchi-san.
Because of the damage.
You're being told off again, Mito-chan.
Well...
Well, that might be the only thing I have.
No, it's not like that!
Kojima-san, it's not like that!
Tell her that she only has glasses!
Well, I only have a little bit of it.
Mito-chan, you're being told off!
I know, but even if you say that, I don't know anything about you!
Even if you say that, you're being nice.
I don't know anything about you!
Koizumi-san, please accept this award!
Next, Fonchi-san!
Yes, I'm idol number 28, Fonchi!
I got my fan name from Chico-san! Thank you very much!
Let's do it! No one can beat this idol!
Five years later, I'll become a delme reporter.
Recently, Masumo-san drew a picture of Ton-chan wearing an oversized T-shirt, right?
To be honest, I thought it looked a little like you.
You thought it looked like you?
Well, Ton-chan wears oversized T-shirts a lot, right?
Oh, I see!
That's why I think I'll become like that five years later.
If you keep going like this, you'll become like me, right?
No, but I swore not to become like you in my blog.
You swore in your blog?
Is that so?
But isn't it pretty dangerous right now?
I know more about you than Fonchi, so it's okay.
Which one of you is...
Which one of you is fatter?
I mean, I think...
Well, you're both here, so you'll both say it, right?
Right? What do you think?
I don't know.
I think we're both fat.
Which one of you is it?
You two, what do you think?
Both of you are fat.
I see!
Let's take it!
Okay.
Well, I'll give you both of your stickers.
Thank you!
Endo-san!
Yes!
Idling-san, Endo-san, Mai-desu!
Thank you for receiving the fan name "Initial Sensei"!
Let's go! There's no enemy for an idol like this!
I always have a squid in my pocket.
That's really ideal, isn't it?
Yes, among these members, for example, when I'm in the pockets of Tonoka-chan or Rurika-chan, I'm surprised, aren't I?
But I'm confident that I won't be surprised even if a squid is in my pocket.
Why is that?
When you're in Rumi-chan's pocket...
How do you eat squid?
I eat squid or seaweed.
You don't eat like a girl, do you?
When my dad says it stinks, I eat jerky or calabash.
Jerky!
Calabash!
I eat a lot of jerky and calabash.
What is that? What is that?
I eat calabash every day.
When I come back from work, I buy it at a convenience store and go home.
Your way of coming back from work is already old- fashioned, isn't it?
I like jerky and calabash.
You look like you're going to become a drinker.
Yes, I am.
I'm worried about that.
I don't know anymore.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Let's take a look at the next one.
Today...
Let's see...
Yazawa-san's beam with both hands!