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We met at the morning bus and shared our feelings of that day...
Even now, my heart still flies to the summer sky...
Kimi no WANA SONG mada mada aishitari nai... I still want to love your WANNA SONG...
Let's celebrate this special day together... Tokidoki na kyou toiu hi o tomo ni imaou... Let's celebrate this special day together...
Embracing not only one but all of our bonds...
It will be completed eternally... Iwai ni kansetekuru yo... It will be completed eternally...
Now is surely the best HAPPY REDD... Now is surely the best HAPPY REDD...
We wish one last song... Hatenai ai o utaō... Hatenai love song...
Ureshisugite tanoshisugite kimi ga nai kura... Ureshisugite tanoshisugite kimi ga nai kura... I'm so happy and so happy, I don't care...
Toshitechau hodo daisukina kimi e... Toshitechau hodo daisukina kimi e... I love you so much I could die...
Say no way... Say no way...
Ano ni Meguri met... Ima sunāo ni... Ima sunāo ni... I'm thankful for meeting you...
Thank you... Thank you... Arigatō... Arigatō... No wonder song...
Miracles and dreams are not... Kiseki ya yume janai... Miracles and dreams are not...
Special today and courage will be drawn...
I love you forever... Zutto kimi ga suki... I love you forever...
Idling!
And now, we would like to welcome the MC of "Idling", Makan Concert, Matsumoto Yashio.
I'm Morimoto Aika, a TV anchor. Thank you for having me.
This program is for idling girls who are growing up as idol singers,
and we hope you will become one of them.
"Idling Diary" airs every Thursday at 2:40 p.m.
Now, let me introduce "idling"!
Today's theme is "commercial products recommended now"!
Mr. Kato first!
"idling" No. 1, Saraka Kato!
"commercial products recommended now" is "golden cheese pudding"!
"idling" No. 2, Rumi Koizumi!
"commercial products recommended now" is "oden"!
"idling" No. 3, Endo Umai!
"commercial products recommended now" is "shrimp chanpon"!
"idling" No. 4, Maria Oto!
"commercial products recommended now" is "aloe yogurt"!
"idling" No. 5, Takiguchi Miro!
"commercial products recommended now" is "soy joy"!
"idling" No. 4, Naka Erika!
"commercial products recommended now" is "pineapple"!
"idling" No. 5, Erika!
"commercial products recommended now" is "chiraco mochi ice"!
"idling" No. 8, Ponchi!
"commercial products recommended now" is "purple sweet potato bun"!
"idling" No. 9, Yokai Marurika!
"commercial products recommended now" is "chimie eclair"!
"idling" No. 9, Yokai Marurika!
Let's get excited!
idling
"idling" is broadcasted every Monday to Friday on CS Broadcast Fuji TV 721739.
Every Thursday midnight, you can enjoy regular broadcasts.
In addition, you can watch full versions of "idling" such as unreleased special videos on Fuji TV On Demand, a video distribution service.
You can easily access it from the show's homepage, so please check it out!
If you want to know more about "idling", please watch it!
First of all, please look at this VTR.
Looking back on "odd fantasy"...
In the last episode of "idol hot fantasy live", we looked back on all 9 episodes of "odd fantasy"...
In the 5th episode of "odd fantasy live", we answered the historical figures that caught our attention...
And we found shocking facts about them.
I see. So, Fonji-san, since you don't like history, you only know Himiko, right?
Himiko is the first textbook of history!
So you don't like it anymore?
I don't want to study anymore, so I don't have any textbooks anymore.
That's no good!
Kozumi-san, that's no good, right?
Don't get used to history.
So, in the last episode of "odd fantasy", we looked back on all 9 episodes of "odd fantasy"...
And we found facts about Fonji-san that she only knows up to one page of history.
Is this true? That you stopped studying up to Himiko?
I'm Vietnamese, so I don't know Japanese history.
You might be Vietnamese, but you were born and raised in Kanagawa.
But most of Japan is like your hometown, right?
Don't you want to know more about your hometown?
You want to know, right?
I want to know.
That's right.
You want to know more about Japanese history, right?
Yes.
Do you want to know?
I want to know.
I understand!
So, everyone, let's go and teach Fonji-san Japanese history!
Let's go and teach Fonji Japanese history!
Ponchi will be teaching Japanese poetry to eight idols.
Thank you.
And the first theme is this.
Ponchi has talked about various times, including the era of Mimiko.
From the Paleolithic Era to the Kofun Era.
As a teacher, I want Ponchi-san to remember what happened in this era.
Speaking of Japanese history,
I want you to teach me 60 seconds of what you can't forget.
Please teach me in a way that makes it easier for Ponchi-san to remember.
And when the class of eight teachers is over, Ponchi- san will take a quiz.
If Ponchi-san doesn't remember the content of the class and makes a mistake in the quiz,
it will be the teacher's responsibility, so Ponchi-san will take a lot of punishment.
If Ponchi-san can't remember it, it means your teaching style is bad.
So if you don't want that to happen, please teach Ponchi-san in an easy-to-understand way.
Everyone, please come out.
And Ponchi-san, are you ready?
Ponchi-san, please remember what happened today.
Please come forward.
The teachers suddenly got motivated.
When we were doing the quiz, we didn't know much about it.
But all of a sudden, the teachers got motivated.
Everyone, please do your best.
Who will teach me the first part of the quiz?
Tonoka-san, please.
Tonoka-sensei, please.
Ponchi-san, you'll be teaching there today.
Are you ready?
Let's start Tonoka-sensei's class!
First of all, I'd like to explain about the birth of humanity and the Japanese Archipelago, which I think we shouldn't miss out on talking about history.
Humanity was born on earth about 5 million years ago, but at that time, the Japanese Archipelago didn't look like it does now.
Since 2 million years ago, cold and warm seasons have been repeated alternately, and as the temperature of the earth gradually becomes warmer, the height of the sea rises.
On the other hand, the current Japanese Archipelago was created about 10,000 years ago.
Are you listening to me? Write it down!
Humanity evolved from monkeys and their common ancestors.
As humans' ancestors left the trees and stood on two feet on the ground and walked, brains developed and tools were made with hands that became free.
This is the beginning of humanity, and it is said that it was about 4 million years ago.
The oldest ancestor of humanity, who is more than 4 million years old, is called "Australopithecus".
Their height is about 120cm to 140cm, and their brain stone is about 35% of human brain cells.
I'd like to ask Mr. Takeuchi Mira-san, my assistant, what this "Australopithecus" actually is.
I see. You have a model.
May I?
Are you already doing it?
This is the earliest ancestor of humanity, "Australopithecus".
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, it's over!
Thank you very much!
It was a little easier to understand.
When I heard it, I was surprised, too.
How was it today?
There were too many katakana.
Thank you very much!
Who is next?
Ms. Eto, please.
Let's start Ms. Eto's class.
Begin!
Yes!
I would like to talk about the Jomon period.
The Jomon period is about 10,000 years ago.
"Old" refers to Mr. Sayaka Kato of No. 1 class.
"One" refers to Mr. Sayaka Kato of No. 1 class.
The Hyoga period ended.
The weather in Japan became warmer.
There were more pyramids and small animals.
So...
"Masensekki" was said.
I'm not good at drawing, but...
It's about sharpening crushed rocks.
I see.
So...
I don't have much time.
I'm glad you came here.
Anyway, I want you to remember this place.
"Tateana-shiki" residential area.
Who is the old woman in you?
She is my ancestor.
"Tateana-shiki" residential area is like the place you couldn't read.
"Tateana-shiki" residential area.
People dug up and built this residential area.
This is...
Time's up!
Isn't it too early?
How was your class?
I'm not good at drawing.
Don't say that!
You're like a man.
You look like you're underage.
Who is the next teacher?
Ms. Kako, please.
I'm going to tell you about the Yayoi period.
Ms. Himiko was born in this period.
Yamataikoku was born in 147.
Okay, Yamataikoku...
Ms. Himiko was the ruler of this period.
She is the only one who knows about this period.
The history of this period is written in Chinese history book "Jinden".
According to this book, Japan couldn't stop fighting with each other.
So, Japanese and Chinese countries cooperated and made Ms. Himiko the queen.
Then, Yamataikoku became a great nation with 30 countries under its rule.
Ms. Himiko's great feature is...
then we got the title "Queen".
Something that is constantly happening to Ms. Himiko...
After Ms. Himiko was dead, a man came and took over...
but Yamataikoku or any other countries were completely destroyed...
so men said "It's impossible..."
After all, you have to be a woman here...
so they made Ms. Himiko the queen of Ielia at the age of 13.
With this, Ielia took control of the country...
She's a good girl.
And this "io" is very important, so I'll suggest a good way for Ponchi to learn it.
"io" is still 13 years old.
I see.
Yes!
It's a bit like the feeling of "nonosiban".
I feel like I'm a judge for this gag.
But this is a good way for you to learn it, isn't it?
It's easy to remember, isn't it?
Sayanei is not very good at it.
Thank you very much, Ms. Kato.
Now, Ms. Endo, please.
Now, Ms. Endo's class...
Start!
Yes.
You're calm, aren't you?
Well...
You're the only one who's calm, aren't you?
Well...
I'm already old-fashioned, aren't I?
Yes.
What I'm going to teach you today is...
I'm going to tell you where Sayaneguchi and Yamatai Kingdom were located.
There are two theories about this.
The first one is...
Well...
The golden age theory.
It's important, so please review it.
Repeat after me.
Yes, yes.
The golden age theory.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
And the second one is...
The Kyushu theory.
Please repeat after me.
The Kyushu theory.
Yes.
You did well.
Yes.
And...
This one...
The reason why there are two theories is...
Sayaneguchi said it earlier.
It's written in the Gishi Wajinden...
It is said that Yamatai Kingdom is located in the capital of the queen with water fish, fish and land fish.
Yes.
And...
If you follow this...
Yes.
What is it?
China...
Yes.
From China to Yamatai Kingdom...
It takes 10 days to go to the sea and one month to go to land.
Gishi Wajinden said it.
Yes.
And...
This is the map...
What is it?
Correct!
So...
Monji-san, how was it?
It's hard to understand...
What? It's hard to understand?
It's hard to understand...
She said it in words, so I think she remembers it.
Maybe the second half was a little extra.
It's like this, right?
Yes.
Thank you, Yazawa-sensei!
Yes, thank you!
Yes, next teacher, who is it?
Yes!
Yes, Yazawa-sensei, please!
Now, Yazawa-sensei...
Yes!
Thank you!
Yes!
Yes, well, I'm going to teach you...
Using colors, right?
This time, I'm going to teach you about the life during the Yayoi period.
Life, right?
Yes!
First of all, the difference between the Yayoi and Jomon periods is...
During the Jomon period, they hunted and cultivated themselves.
They hunted boars and pigs for themselves...
But during the Yayoi period, they left the water lilies and swans...
And learned how to make their own food.
Yes, it's that kind of period.
It's that kind of period, but...
Yes!
The harvest was collected in the," high floor warehouse "...
That's...
That...
It was stored in the " high floor warehouse " and...
The " high floor warehouse " serves to prevent the rain from falling on the floor when evacuation happens to prevent the stuff from getting damaged...
And...
They raised the floors like this...
To protect themselves from flood or rats and such...
Yes!
Well, it doesn't matter how you look at it, but the most important point is...
Yes!
The next point!
- That's a great point. - Can I say it? - Yes, you can say it.
Yes, charging the powerful and not stealing and fighting, security is stable.
This is something that goes with modern times. Security is the most stable thing.
Yes, but there is only one thing that doesn't go with modern times.
Yes.
That is...
GIF multi-playback.
Do you know, Apunji-san, what is multi-playback?
- Well, there are a lot of wives. - That's right.
In the past, there were three or four wives on average.
- But now, only one is allowed. - That's right.
I don't know about you, but...
- From now on, don't look away. - Yes, yes.
I don't mind if it's not only your wife.
Time's up!
At last, it's your strong message.
- Yes. - Yes.
- How was it today? - I want to live in a high - floor warehouse.
- I see. - Yes.
- Let's move on. Who's next? - Yes.
- Yes, Kojimi-sensei. - Thank you.
- Kojimi-sensei's class is very popular. - Yes.
- Yes.
- Please. - I'd like to explain the ancient period.
- Many things. - Konchi, are you listening? - Yes.
- Konchi hated history, and it shocked him.
- Let's enjoy studying history. - Do you like history?
- Yes. - I'd like to talk about the later period, ancient period, which Himiko was active in.
- Yes. - As a representative of this period, we have this.
- Oh! - It's a collar.
- This is a normal collar, but we have one more. - Accessories.
- We have one more. - We have a collar like this.
- Konchi-san, do you know about this collar? - No, I haven't seen it.
- You haven't seen it? - No.
- This is an important question for our test. - Yes.
- Please remember it. - Yes.
- Please. - Yes.
- By the way, girls often wear a jersey under their skirts and call it "collar look". - Wow!
- It doesn't matter, but where was this collar placed?
- It was placed under the skirts of great people called "kofun".
- This is one of the most famous "kofun" in front of you.
- Anyway, this is very important, so please remember it.
- Time's up!
- Wonderful! - Thank you!
- Ms. Koizumi! - Yes!
- I was worried about what would happen in the middle of drawing. - Yes!
- Mr. Taniguchi was amazing, too! - Yes!
- It was easy to understand, wasn't it? - Yes!
- Ms. Koizumi, it was good, wasn't it? - Yes!
- Yes! Thank you for showing us! - Yes! Thank you very much!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Next, Ms. Takiu, please! - Yes!
- Yes! Ms. Fujia, please! - Yes!
- I'd like to explain in easy-to-understand way - Oh! In easy-to-understand way!
- I'd like to explain in easy-to-understand way - Yes!
- Then, here it is! - Yes!
"Recently popular "Seiken Annen" "Majidekar"
- It's a story about Osaka, isn't it? - "What a name"
- It's a story about Osaka, isn't it? - Yes!
- It's a story about an old farm worker - Yes!
- Then, it's a story about Mr. Yamato - Yes!
- What's up with you? - Hm!?
- It's over! - Oh, no! - What's up with you!?
- Oh! Ms. Takiu is extravagant when it comes to salary! - Yes!
- What's up with you? - Don't you know me?
- Ms. Monji, how was it? - It was difficult...
It was fun. I didn't know much about it.
Thank you for giving us this opportunity.
Now, next...
Ms. Yokoyama.
Thank you.
Ms. Yokoyama seems like someone we can look forward to.
She's a great teacher.
I want to explain it in an easy way, so I'll only say it briefly.
Briefly?
I'd like to tell you about...
things that formed our nation.
First...
Honchi, do you know what this is called?
Atara.
This is called "shirabi."
But Honchi called it "atara," so remember it as "atara."
Okay.
Atara.
Next...
Do you know what this is called?
Koukurei.
This is actually called "koukurei," but Honchi called it "koukurei," so remember it as "koukurei."
What's next, Honchi?
Hyakuzai?
Yes, Honchi said "hyakuzai," but this is "kudara."
But Honchi said "hyakuzai," so remember it as "hyakuzai."
Yes, the most important thing is for Honchi to remember it in a way he can read it.
So even if someone tells you, "Honchi, that's not how you read it,"
don't say, "I haven't heard of it," and just let it go.
That's it!
Okay, we're done! Thank you!
Um...
It was like a teacher giving up on something he can't do.
It happens a lot.
Thank you very much!
Okay, class for day eight is over!
Did you remember anything, Honchi?
Yes!
Okay, let's move on to the quiz!
Honchi, you can close your eyes now.
Did class for day eight reach Honchi's heart?
Here's the first question for Honchi!
Who taught you this one?
Yes!
Okay, please answer!
Australopithecus.
Correct!
Ms. Tonoka, you were in there!
Let's move on to question two!
It's Ms. Edo's class!
Ms. Edo, please answer!
Australopithecus.
What was it again?
Australopithecus.
Correct!
Idiot!
Remember it!
Australopithecus.
Correct!
Ms. Edo, who was in charge of this class, will receive a punishment later!
Let's move on to question three!
Let's go!
After Finnico's death, who ruled Japan again?
Her name is...
"Io" of "Io".
Correct!
Let's move on to the next question!
In the Yayoi period, what was the gender of the couple?
Where is Japan today and where was Japan in those days?
There were two, right?
Who was it?
Michael, right?
You just said "repeat after me", didn't you?
Um...
I don't know...
Incorrect!
What was it again?
"Kinki" and "kyushu"
Correct!
Ms. Edo will receive a punishment later!
Let's move on!
In the Yayoi period, what was the gender of the couple?
Ms. Yagata, right?
"Yip" and "sai".
Correct!
It must have left an impression on you, right?
Yes!
Next!
In the Kofun period, what was the representative name of the couple?
Zenpoukouen
Let's move on!
Question 7!
In the Kofun period, what was the unified government that was based mainly in the Yamato region?
I don't know!
It was mentioned in the question earlier...
Oh, it wasn't?
Um... "Himiko"
"Himiko" is the Yamato government!
Is this correct?
Yes, it is!
I didn't tell you about this!
Let's move on!
Question 8!
In the Kofun period, what were the three states that were formed in the Korean peninsula?
Um...
Um... "Ara"...
Um... "Gakuzai"...
Um... What was it again?
"Kizara" and "Shiraki" are also included.
Okay! So, Yokoyama-san also gets a penalty game!
You answered quite a lot, didn't you?
The correct answer is... four questions!
You answered half of them, didn't you?
That's wonderful, Ponchi-san!
So, how was it?
Um... It was fun!
It was fun!
The teachers said it was fun!
If it was fun, I'd like you to remember it!
And you, Takemu-san, how was it?
Um... I wrote quite a lot, but...
Oh, can I announce it? I'm sorry!
Tonight, at 9pm on Fuji TV 721, "f.one Grand Prix News" will be broadcast live!
Please watch it!
Okay, so lastly, Ponchi-san, is there anything you remembered or something you said to the camera?
Yes!
Something I said...
Himiko?
Himiko! Himiko! Himiko!
Bye-bye!
Okay! Finally, I'd like to play a penalty game!
What is it? What is it?
Himiko came out after doing this much!
It was a wonderful result, wasn't it?
Okay! Um...
Okay! It's a penalty game, but...
Um...
During the Jomon period, what did the Jomon people like and eat?
Do you know what it is?
Wow!
Donguri?!
It's donguri, isn't it?
Yes!
And so, the penalty game you'll be playing is...
Flower donguri!
Now, um...
Are you ready, everyone?
We ate donguri in the Joseon Dynasty, right?
Let's put Heisei in our noses!
Right?
Okay, everyone, please look behind you.
Huh? Can we put it in our noses?
Okay, I'll put it in your noses.
Both of you?
This is the worst!
Can we put it in our noses?
I don't want to!
It looks like it's going to fall.
By the way, this is what Sawamura-kun picked up in the morning.
It's fresh.
Where did you pick it up?
You have a really long one.
You only have one long one.
I don't want to!
Okay, everyone, are you ready?
Okay, um...
Now, um...
Everyone...
Okay, um...
Together...
Turn...
Right!
I don't want to!
Takeuchi-san, it's longer than I thought!
It's long!
Eto-chan, please face forward!
Face forward and don't hide your face!
Eto-chan, don't hide your face!
Don't drop it!
If you drop it...
If you drop it, I'll increase it!
Hey, Eto-chan!
I'll increase it!
For Eto-chan, who is small...
I don't want to!
It's easier to put it in if you turn it.
Okay, everyone!
Let's do it together!
Here we go!
1, 2, 3!
That's all for today!
Goodbye!