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♪ A-ha! A-ha! A-ha! ♪
♪ Maybe, I'm feeling it now, right? ♪
♪ No doubt about it, I feel it ♪
♪ It's a fantasy ♪
I'm happy! Mote! Mote! Mote!
My whole body is overflowing with mysterious power!
Mote! The day has come!
Mote grapple is on the rise!
Mote! The day has come!
Mote grapple is on the rise!
To space!
Mote! The day has come!
Mote grapple has soared! Mote grapple has soared!
Don't overdo it, life is a miracle of three times!
Maria, I'm sorry about yesterday.
Now, let's start "Idling Machine" first broadcast!
I'm an announcer, Maiko Saito. Nice to meet you.
Now, this program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers to become one of them.
"Idling Diary" is broadcast every Thursday night at midnight.
Now, let's introduce "idling"!
Today's theme is "today's enthusiasm for non- idling members".
First of all, Endo-san!
Yes! Yes! I'm Endo-san of "idling"!
Good bye, Rumi-chan, Eto-chan, Mira-chan!
Going all out is pleasant!
Oh!
I'm Ogayuka of "idling" rock band!
Everyone, let's do our best today!
Oh! Thank you very much!
I'm Yazawa Ruka of "idling" number seven!
From now on, I'm one of "intellectual members"!
I'm Yokoyama Ruka of "idling" number nine!
I'll do my best today, too!
Now, we're going to broadcast with only four of you.
How do you feel? Are you lonely?
We're lonely!
You're all here!
At least it's easy for you to get together.
You're all grown up today.
Today is a variety show.
Aren't you yesterday's member?
Aren't you from "Fuchihirogetai"?
Since you're all grown up, let's do our best!
Idling Half and Half!
We've had nine members so far.
How much will you be able to do?
How many programs will you be able to host?
Idling Half and Half is a show where only half of the members host the show.
These four are our guests for today!
Tomoka-san, what day is it tomorrow?
Tomorrow is the release date of our second single!
Thank you!
It's the release date of our second single!
Idling who are releasing their second single, we want you to work even harder!
We're saying the same thing as yesterday!
Please show us your hard work!
We want to see your seriousness!
Since you said it yesterday, don't be so funny!
For today's two days, nine idling members will be divided into five and four people and host the same program.
Will you be able to get excited even if you're half?
Which team will be more excited?
I want to see your seriousness!
Wow!
Yesterday's members were funny and lively.
Today...
Is this okay?
It's okay!
We're all here today!
It might be good or not.
We have to talk more!
Yesterday it was five and today it's four.
It might be good or not.
We have to talk more!
Are you okay?
It's okay!
Are you okay with the microphone?
Did you really randomly choose it?
There must be a reason for it!
But you chose it randomly!
I'm happy about it!
Let's get started!
Idling Life Consultation!
I wonder what will happen today. I'm looking forward to it.
Yes, you're looking forward to it, aren't you?
Yes.
Now, this life consultation is being conducted over the phone with someone who has a certain problem.
We don't know what kind of consultation it will be, but please join forces and get on board with the consultation and guide us in solving the problem.
There is also a whiteboard, so please use it and get on board with the consultation in a short time.
Yes, then everyone, please come forward.
Yes.
By the way, yesterday, a 37-year-old woman named Akira, who is married and has children and has a stable job, said that she wants a girlfriend soon.
In that case, in that direction, should she get married? Or should she not? In a sense of which one is popular.
Wow!
In the end, everyone said "don't be" and it was over.
It was a terrible result.
What kind of consultation will it be today?
Everyone is connected. Hello!
Hello!
Are you the same person as yesterday?
Ah, yes, we are the same.
I see!
We are the same!
I wanted to be fair!
Yes.
Today, like yesterday, four girls from an idol group called "idolling" will give you advice, so please refer to it.
Thank you in advance.
Yes, then let's go.
Thank you in advance!
Akira-san?
Yes.
Oh, you're a beginner.
I'm a beginner. I used to be a teacher.
I'll do it.
Well, please come this way.
Akira-san, are you 37 years old?
Yes.
You have a wife.
You have a wife, don't you?
We've been married for seven years.
What does it mean?
Well, as you just saw, it's been seven years since we got married.
Our work and family have calmed down to some extent.
It's been a year.
And I think I want a girlfriend soon.
What?
Why? We're married.
And I have a question.
Well, we've been married for about a month now.
When you get married, should you remove your wedding ring or not?
I called you because I wanted to ask you that question.
I don't think you should do it if you want a girlfriend.
But I think men who wear wedding rings are very attractive.
Don't you think so?
What do you mean?
I think you're serious.
But I'm not serious about making a girlfriend.
She's stupid.
I found it again.
She's been fooled a lot of times.
She was there.
Why can't you be a wife now?
I want to be excited.
I see.
I want to be excited.
Do you want to be loved?
You may be loved more than you think you are.
What?
You may be loved more than you think you are.
What?
Is there an episode about it?
Is there an episode about "I'm not loved"?
She doesn't love you yet.
When you eat dinner at night, you say "you're noisy" and you get slapped.
What?
That's...
I don't like it.
That's...
I feel like crying.
I don't like it.
What are you talking about?
You're the only one who doesn't like it.
What do you think of it?
If you're my husband, I don't like you getting married.
If you're my wife, I don't think you'll get married.
Yes.
I think you should change your mind.
It's about getting married or not.
Yes.
It's about getting married or not.
Get married or not?
Yes.
It's fun.
If you get married, you don't want to make a ring, do you?
Make a knot or index finger?
Oh~
Oh, index finger.
You can't use your index finger.
Right or your left nail...
You can put it on your right index finger, not your left one.
It's stylish and charismatic.
But you know it's a wedding ring right away.
You know what it is.
I put it in my key holder and put it in my bag.
When I put it in my key holder, I notice it when I go home.
Oh, I put it in here.
I'm excited about people who wear rings.
Is that so?
What is it about you?
I like wearing rings and getting married.
It's like you don't have any problems.
I'm married because I don't have any problems.
Oh, you don't have any problems.
You want someone to eat your food, don't you?
It's like that, but I find married people very attractive.
Oh, I see.
It's a shame.
On the contrary, it might make you happy.
That's right.
Not only ramen, but curry, too.
If you only eat ramen, you might want to eat curry sometimes.
It's good to eat different things sometimes.
Someone said that.
Oh, it's that person.
I see.
Anyway, we're getting advice like this.
We want to give you good advice.
It's a woman's opinion.
If you think so, you should do it more.
I'm proud of my family.
Wear it.
I'm glad my wife is a good person and married.
I'm proud of my husband.
But you won't do it, will you?
No, I won't.
I won't do it at night.
I won't.
Really?
On the contrary, I won't do it when I'm in a situation like that.
I think so, too.
I wonder what you think.
Think about it and say it.
Don't you want me to be loved like that?
Everyone does.
But if you take someone else's thing, you'll be punished.
That's right.
No, it's not like that.
Don't say love like a snack.
Is it like a bun?
If you get married, you'll be caught by a woman like Yazawa.
Akira, you're here.
What about someone else's thing?
If you say love like a snack, you'll be punished.
Who will you say love like a snack?
You'll be punished by your wife.
I don't think you should say love like a snack.
I see.
What do you think, Endo-san?
Um...
Yes?
Endo-san?
But I...
If I didn't have a wedding anniversary, I would have thought, "Oh, she's not married."
If you ask for her hand in marriage, she'll go with you, right?
Usually, women...
But if I find out that she's married...
I'm sure I'll cry.
Cute!
You'll cry!
Rifle?
What about the person on the left?
The person on the left.
She's annoying.
Annoying?!
Oh, from a homosexual perspective, right?
Yeah.
But wouldn't it be nice if she loved him?
No!
What should we do?
Should we make a ring or not?
Yes, should we make a ring or not?
Yes, in order to make a girlfriend.
How about a necklace?
A necklace or a ring.
Not a ring.
A ring would be obvious.
With a ring finger.
I think it depends on what kind of girlfriend you want to make in a marriage.
I see.
If you want a girl like Yazo, you should say "I'm married for life" and make her fall in love with you.
But if you want a girl like Ruriko who remembers guilt, you shouldn't make her fall in love with you.
I want to feel guilt and be excited.
You want to be excited, don't you?
You're the worst.
Guilt! Guilt!
You want to feel guilt and be excited, don't you?
You're amazing.
But you're a man.
If you're tired of being a woman, you're a mannerist.
You're a mannerist, so you want to find something new and be excited.
That's why you say "girlfriend", right?
But you're not married, right?
If you date a young man like that, you'll be the last one to get hurt.
I'm scared.
But I think stability is the most important thing in life.
Stability is the most important thing.
The current situation is unstable.
I want to stabilize my mind by satisfying myself.
That's why I want to go to a marriage alliance.
I want to know how to behave in a marriage alliance.
You should go to a marriage alliance!
You should go!
Yes, you should go.
I want to know how you should behave in a marriage alliance.
As you just heard, there are three people who don't want to get married.
You don't want to get married, do you?
No, I don't.
Yakao-san, could you tell us more about yourself?
But you know, Kano-san has a good mouth.
Hey!
It's Akira-san!
Akira-san! 37 years old.
It's Akira-san!
You know...
What are you thinking about?!
Akira-san!
You're going to get in trouble!
Akira-san!
It's Akira-san!
Our producer is not that kind of man!
What about Kano-san?
Kano-san!
Akira-san!
Kano-san lives happily with his family!
He doesn't cheat on you!
Akira-san!
He only eats ramen and doesn't want to eat curry...
Kano-san!
It's definitely Kano-san!
You know, this is pretty obvious.
Kano-san is a good choice.
Are you sure?!
He's that kind of person.
You know, we have another show in the afternoon.
So we have to come up with a conclusion as soon as possible.
We have to come up with a conclusion!
Please come up with a conclusion!
What if we brought Masa-san like last time?
What are you...
I'm scared!
You have to come up with a conclusion!
What if we brought Masa-san like last time?
That's right!
What if we brought Masa-san like last time?
Akira-san, you know...
Let's hear it from Yazawa-san!
Yes! Let's enjoy our double life!
Is that okay with you?!
Thank you very much!
Yes! It's over!
It was a mess at the end, wasn't it?
What was it?
A few people were hurt.
And with that, it's over.
How was it, everyone?
This question was hard for idols.
It's difficult.
It's for adults only.
With that, idols have a half-and-half.
In the end, we answered each other's questions.
How about it? Your life advice for the future.
It's fun!
It's fun to listen to people's advice.
It's nice, isn't it?
Everyone has their own personality.
Yazawa-san, you came up with a lot of new things today.
Did I?
Your image has changed.
Really? That's good.
With that, it's over.
This has been "Life Lesson"!
Our second single "SNOW CELEBRATION" will be released on January 23rd, and it's full of benefits!
The first edition includes "SNOW CELEBRATION"'s PV and making,
and "NEOKI MARUHI DOKKIRIYO", which has finally been released!
It's super rare! It comes with a 2008 calendar memorial and super luxurious benefits!
In addition, the regular edition comes with our favorite "ORIGINAL" track!
Everyone! Please support "SNOW CELEBRATION"!
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What is the content of the popular song "idling chug voice"?
The total number of applications is 1,899!
Let's look at the list.
This is the list of 4 applications.
Thank you very much!
This is from Yurika-chan.
Okay, let's look at the first one!
Let's go!
This is from Yurika Yazurika of idling No. 7.
The fan name is "orangeric". Thank you very much!
Okay, let's go.
What is the content of the popular song "idling chug voice"?
"Eto Daki".
Eto-chan's very toxic "uuu uuu uuu" is how you cry, right?
That's how you cry!
How do I say it...
For me, it's a voice I've never heard of.
It's a voice that wakes you up.
An alarm!
That's right! If you set an alarm, you'll definitely wake up in one shot!
You'll be in a bad mood in the morning!
That's true!
Eto-chan's voice wakes me up right away!
If it was me...
You bastard!
It's a voice that makes you want to do bad things, right?
I see.
Then...
Yazura-san, I'll give you the correct answer!
Thank you very much!
Okay!
Next up is Endo-san!
Yes!
This is from idling No. 3 Endo Mai.
The fan name is "god". Thank you very much!
Let's go.
What is the content of the popular song "idling chug voice"?
No. 2 and No. 4's manzai!
In other words, it's just a fight, right?
That's right. It's a fight.
I can say it because you're not here right now,
but you're on both sides, right?
If you start fighting here, what kind of stance should I take?
I see, you're stuck in between.
It's a nuisance for me.
It's a nuisance for you.
You can say it because you're not here.
I can say it because I'm not here.
Actually, it's a nuisance for me.
If you start fighting, you can start talking and have fun.
That's right.
But if you start fighting, it gets noisy.
Sometimes it happens in real life, right?
That's right.
Certainly.
So you think it started again.
I think so.
So I was wondering how I should ask you.
I see.
What do you think?
How about me?
Don't get on Zumi-san's side.
Get on Yui-san's side.
Not Yui-san's side.
Yui-san's side.
I'm also on Zumi-san's side.
I'm afraid of what's next.
I see.
Eto-chan is...
Yui-san, are you afraid of what's next?
Yes, I am.
Eto-chan is not afraid of anyone, right?
Eto-chan is more fun to mess with.
She dares to do it.
Oh, you can joke with her.
She's enjoying it.
Eto-chan doesn't know how to joke.
It's funny that she's angry.
She's cute.
Zumi-san, sometimes you're not funny.
You're not funny.
Michael, you're making me blush.
Michael, you're like this.
It's nice to see you four together.
It's nice.
It's nice to see you four together.
It's nice.
Will you four do it?
No, but...
No, but it's nice.
Is it nice?
Michael, is it true?
It's true.
But it's nice to be independent in life.
It's nice to be independent in life.
Because Tomoka-san and Yazawa-san and Yokoyama-san are always behind us.
Sometimes we can't come in.
It's good that we have a wide view.
No one is in the way.
I didn't say it that far.
The TV is set up well.
That's right.
And the lighting is beautiful.
Yes, it's beautiful.
I'm jealous.
The lighting is good.
I'm jealous of you two.
Let's give Michael a round of applause.
Thank you.
Now, Yokoyama-san.
Yes.
I'm Yokoyama Rurika, and I'm an idol singer.
Thank you for giving me my fan name "Gulnavi-san".
Let's go.
What is your most popular idol song?
Ponchi's "Honna no Kiite Neeyo".
This is already popular.
Is it popular?
I'm really sad about this and I cried with my mom.
You're just not listening.
You're just angry that you're not listening in advance.
Ponchi is always soft.
He's always like "Yeah, you're right".
He's always excited.
But during the pie throwing and secret live,
there's a part where all the cake is blown up.
It's funny that he's not listening at that time.
I wish I had a company like that.
Ponchi's "Honna no Kiite Neeyo".
Isn't it refreshing to wake up like this in the morning?
I don't like it.
It's scary.
This is the only part where Ponchi gets angry.
Ponchi gets angry when I say "Yeah, you're right" more than three times.
He gets angry all of a sudden.
For example, Ponchi said "Did you eat?" and I said "No, I didn't".
He said "No, you definitely ate", and I said "No, you didn't".
He said "You ate", and I said "I didn't eat!"
He doesn't get angry.
He only gets angry at Eto-chan.
When Eto-chan brought tea and said "Ponchi, did you drink this?" and I said "No, I didn't".
He said "No, you definitely ate", and I said "No, you didn't".
I want to see that.
Ponchi, shut up and do it.
Will Ponchi really get angry for the third time?
That's good.
If you're not here, you'll talk a lot.
That's good information.
It's good for this world.
It's good! It's amazing!
It's good, isn't it?
Then, Ponchi, I'll give you a sticker.
Thank you very much.
Now, lastly, this person!
Yes, I'm Idling No. 6, Erika Tanoka.
I got my fan name "ung" for the third time.
Thank you very much!
Let's hear it. What is the content of Idling Chuck Voice's popular work?
Motivational beam!
I made a mistake the other day.
You said "motivational beam", didn't you?
Yes, I said "ung", but I'm thinking of developing this kind of thing in the future, so please let me know!
Tanoka-san, would you like to develop this kind of thing?
Is it okay?
You're completely delusional.
But "ung beam" is more popular.
It's definitely more popular.
Then, let's do it that way.
Let's do it together.
If we do it in a group of nine people, it will definitely be interesting.
Tanoka-san, I'll give you a sticker.
Thank you very much!
Now, lastly, Tanoka-san!
Please say it with motivation!
Everyone, please say it!
One, two...
"scoopy"!
Say it! Say it!
scoopy
I only said "scoopy"!
I didn't say "beam"!
She said she didn't say "beam"!
If she didn't say "beam", it wouldn't make any sense!
It wouldn't!
It wouldn't make any sense!
It wouldn't!
Because she's an idol!
Everyone was doing like this!
It would end like this!
Everyone was holding like this!
I don't like it!
What's with everyone today?
You're all excited!
Isn't there something like this?
This combination!
It's easier for the MC to do it, right?
It's easier!
It's not surprising!
You haven't seen the rest of it, right?
You haven't seen it, right?
It's easier for me!
Thank you!
Because she talks a lot, too!
It's my first time seeing Maipuru talk like this!
I didn't know Maipuru was this special!
That's nice!
There might be a new relationship or confrontation!
Because we're a talented group!
A talented group!
We managed to get in today!
Thank goodness!
But it wasn't weird!
It wasn't weird!
It was a life consultation!
A new character came out!
Yes!
That's nice!
It was fun!
You said you wanted to do it again, right?
Even though you said you were lonely!
Sometimes we want to do it!
Sometimes!
With the same members!
Yes!
Once every half a year!
Can Eto-chan join, too?
Um, four of us are fine!
Four of us!
Let's go and see everyone's stage!
Yes!
Today...
It's Hitonoka-san's motivation bomb!
Thank you!
Goodbye!