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Mo-ne-ki-ya-kuu!
Kiseki (miracle)
Moshikeshitara kono kanji wa are dayo ne machigaitai (Maybe this feeling is it, there's no mistake)
yureshii mote mote (I'm happy, I'm excited, I'm excited)
sukushii na chikara (my mysterious power)
mote ki ga kita so mote guran gujou shou (I'm happy, I'm excited, I'm excited)
mote ki ga kita so mote sanryaku seiha (I'm happy, I'm excited, I'm excited)
mote ki ga kita so mote roket uchuu e (I'm happy, I'm excited, I'm excited)
mote ki ga kita so mote ga busstop daka (I'm happy, I'm excited, I'm excited)
mote ki ga kita so mote raitsu oomori (I'm happy, I'm excited, I'm excited)
mote ki ga kita so joushi ni norisugi wa dameyo (I'm happy, I'm excited, I'm excited)
jinsei I would love to see the third miracle (jinsei sando no kiseki mo zehi)
I'm MC of "idling" Barrelz Manso. Nice to meet you!
I'm "fushi-seibi" announcer Morimoto Saeko. Nice to meet you!
It's like I'm being manipulated.
This program is aimed at girls who are growing up as idol singers
to become successful idols.
"Idling Diary" airs every Wednesday night at 2:40 pm.
Let me introduce "idling"!
"Idling Diary" airs every Wednesday night at 2:40 pm.
Let me introduce "idling"!
Today's theme is "how to sing "moteki" song well in karaoke".
Ms. Kato!
I'm "idling" No. 1, Saeko Katao.
The key to sing "moteki" song well in karaoke is to raise your tension.
I'm "idling" No. 2, Rumi Komejime.
The key to sing "moteki" song well in karaoke is...
Yes, you don't have to sing "moteki" song well.
"idling" No. 3, Enton Mai.
The key to sing "moteki" song well in karaoke is not to lose your voice.
I'm "idling" No. 4, Etomaria.
The key to sing "moteki" song well in karaoke is...
You make a mistake thinking you're popular.
I'm "idling" No. 5, Moteki.
I'm "idling" No. 6, Erika Kimoka. The key to sing "moteki" song well is...
Anyway, please enjoy it!
I'm "idling" No. 7, Erika Kimoka. The key to sing "moteki" song well is...
Anyway, I want to be popular!
I'm "idling" No. 8, Funky. The key to sing "moteki" song well is...
Anyway, if you think you're popular, you'll be fine.
I'm "idling" No. 9, Erika Kimoka. The key to sing "moteki" song well is...
Anyway, please throw away your shame!
Thank you for watching "idling".
We'll continue our work.
Before that, we have news from Ms. Morimoto.
"idling"'s second single's release event will be held in Kawasaki Laguna on January 26th.
It's "Lazona", right?
It's "Lazona", Kawasaki.
We're sorry about that.
At first, we were planning to hold an event in the priority area of those who won the lottery,
but due to the convenience of the venue, we couldn't do it.
Instead, we'll give more special goods to those who won the lottery,
so we ask for your understanding and we hope you'll participate in the event.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you for your cooperation!
For more details about the event changes, please visit the show's homepage.
Yes!
Okay, "idling"'s release event will be held in five days!
Let's do our best today!
"idling"'s second single "snow celebration" will be released on January 23rd and it's full of benefits!
The first edition includes "snow celebration"'s PV and making,
and "finally released! neoki's full day prank",
super rare "2008 calendar memorial" and super luxurious benefits,
and for the regular edition, we have our favorite "original track"!
Everyone! "snow celebration"'s second single "snow celebration" will be released on January 23rd and it's full of benefits!
"ideal 5 years later", "idol ring" 2013!
We've been asking you about your ideal 5 years later schedule since yesterday.
Everyone's asking about it a lot.
It's ideal, right?
It's ideal, but it's also ideal.
Everyone's asking about it a lot, but it's also ideal.
This time, we've asked each of you to write down your ideal 5 years later schedule.
We're going to continue looking at your ideal life as an entertainer.
After everyone has announced their ideal 5 years later schedule,
we'll have Masuno-san announce their 5 years later schedule in an illustration.
Masuno-san's 5 years later schedule will be printed on a T-shirt and will be a gift for everyone.
Please look forward to it!
The 5 of you who announced it yesterday will be wearing T-shirts.
It suits you!
Thank you!
It suits you!
Michael, that's nice!
It's cute, right?
Yeah, it's cute.
I'm jealous!
Michael is cute!
He's cute!
I'm jealous!
Tomo-chan is cute!
He's cute!
When Koizumi-san introduced himself earlier, I kept looking at him from behind.
That person...
I'm sorry!
I'm jealous!
What kind of future predictions will we see today?
Then, let's get started!
First up is this!
Yes!
Aikato-san!
Yes!
You've been saying "5 years later" since yesterday, right?
Yes!
Since it ended earlier...
5 years later, you're already 21 years old!
I'm saying that!
I just want to do a Goopan!
Always!
That's right!
You're already 21 years old!
I want to say those words!
Ah, I see! 5 years later!
I'm still younger than you!
You're still young!
I see!
Then let's go drink together!
Let's leave Eto-chan here.
Then, let's get started! Here is Kato-san's 5 years later!
This is good!
It's just one job!
Minomonta-san and Sanma-san are called "short sleepers", and if you only sleep for 2 hours, you can wake up in one day.
Ah, I see!
I want to be that kind of person!
You're already very busy with work!
That's right!
Then, let's start with "short sleepers"...
"Short sleepers"?!
"Short sleepers"...
You're longing for that phrase!
Then, let's go with "idling all-nighters"!
However! However! Eto-chan hasn't become an adult yet, so you can't do it!
Not yet!
Eto-chan's face...
As expected, adults over 20 years old can do it!
But, I think people over 18 years old can do it!
But, you're still wondering why you should do it, aren't you?
No, no!
Why can't you just say "Eto-chan" with such firmness?!
Because 5 years later...
What's with that confidence?!
5 years later, you're still under 20 years old!
I see!
That's wonderful!
Your skin will get darkened!
That way?!
Because you're young! You're still young!
After that, you put on your clothes and go to sleep.
Then, you go to the gym at 6 in the morning.
But, you have it at home.
I see! Because you have a big house!
And, you can only ride a taxi or a limousine.
A limousine?!
You're really popular, aren't you?
Why is that?
Why is everyone saying "next time it'll be a jet"?
Even so...
Why can't you just allow Kato-san's limousine?
I was surprised just now!
I was a little irritated just now.
Please!
Then, you go to Hapiful.
You go to Hapiful first.
Then, you go out with your regular friends.
Then, you have lunch with people from the entertainment world.
You just eat lunch under the pretext of a meeting.
Then, you have a recording of something.
Then, you have a recording of an idol group.
Then, you want to go to Lonky Highland.
You want to go to Lonky Highland!
It sounds like a lot of fun, doesn't it?
What is it? You're being too specific!
You want to go!
You're too sincere!
Then, you have dinner with the members.
But, you're only 20 years old!
What?!
What a shame!
You're not 20 years old!
You're in your teens!
That's right.
I've put up with it with orange juice.
It's a problem just to take a 20-year-old girl.
You can treat Masuno-san, too.
Can you treat me?
Yes.
In 5 years, you'll be amazing.
I see.
That's what I want you to be.
At that age, I was jobless.
Who's jobless?
That's amazing!
Masuno-san!
I've never seen you this close!
I've never seen you like this!
Stop it!
That's amazing!
You're a first-class entertainer, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
You're very busy.
Yes, I am.
This is what Kato-san will be like in five years' time.
That's amazing!
Who is he? Who is he?
He's my son.
You know...
Kato-san's children are growing up.
That's amazing!
His shoes are very similar, too.
They only say "B-san"!
In this way, you'll have children next year, right?
That's right!
That's amazing!
I hope you'll be happy.
That's amazing!
Kato-san will be a good wife.
Thank you very much!
She has children!
She doesn't feel sorry for her children at all!
Now...
Let's move on.
Next up is...
Yokoyama-san!
This is Yokoyama-san's ideal life after 5 years.
Right now I'm a college student. I'm 22 years old.
If I don't sleep a lot, my brain and body won't work.
So I'll sleep for about 7 hours. I eat really late.
I'll sleep for about an hour and from 8 to 12 I'll go to school.
I'll exchange sweets with my friends and take classes.
What do you do in college?
College students will get mad at you!
I'll have a fun campus life. I'll eat lunch at 4 or 5.
After that I'll stand up for 15 minutes and do something.
After that it's work.
So you'll go to school in the morning.
For now I want to collaborate with you.
That's a good point.
I want to collaborate with you and fly together!
Maybe you'll do it in 5 years!
For now I want to collaborate with you.
Not only with idols, but also with commercials, dramas and TV shows.
I just need to be on TV for 1 or 2 seconds.
You don't need to be on TV all the time like everyone else.
If I become popular all of a sudden, I feel like I'll go down all of a sudden.
What are you looking at?
Then you just need to be on TV like this all the time.
You just need to be visible.
After that I'll eat dinner.
After that it's fitness time.
I don't want to get fat.
I'll go to the gym and refresh myself.
When I come back I'll take a bath and I love fruits!
I love them so much.
I want to eat thousands of fruits.
Really?
I really want to eat them.
I'll eat them!
It doesn't have to be in 5 years, you can eat them tomorrow.
You're thinking realistically.
That's right.
This is what I'll be like in 5 years.
I'll go back to being a drinker.
You're a drinker!
I'm a drinker princess.
Even now I can't wear chicken wings.
You're a drinker princess!
I can't wear a drinker T-shirt.
You're like an idol!
I'm like an idol!
I'm the most angry person.
Let's continue.
Koizumi-san!
I'm looking forward to it!
What will you be like in 5 years?
Let's do our best and read it!
I can read it! It's written beautifully!
It's innovative!
For example, it's 12 o'clock here, right?
Yes, you sleep at 12 o'clock.
From 12 o'clock to about 5 o'clock...
You wake up at 5 o'clock and...
I wake up and I make a phone call with the TV once...
Wait a minute! It says "phone" and "television"
"Journal"? "Journal"?
It says "telephone"
"Television" means "watching TV" in my terminology...
But it says "telephone"...
It says "telephone" but...
I made a mistake about "telephone", it's "phone"
Ah, you wanted to write about this...
Yes, I make "telephone" and "television"
While sleeping...
And again, "mini"
I record "mini" from 6 o'clock to 12 o'clock...
You only record "sui" here, you don't record "mini" here...
That's right, I only record "sui" here...
"sui" alone is not enough...
And...
From here to here, it's work...
"Kohaku" and "drama"...
"Kohaku" is not an obi program...
Well, it's only once a year but...
I want to appear on "idling Minna" too...
And "movie"...
I want to do "movie" and "drama" too...
I want to do various things since I was born...
"Variety" and "adience"...
No, it's not like that...
"Variety" and "tsubaki" commercials and "adience" commercials...
I want to do them too...
No, you can't, you can't...
You can't do it...
"tsubaki" and "adience" commercials...
We have those, right?
We do it for several hours...
3, 4 hours...
About 6 hours...
All of them?
That's amazing...
"kohaku" too...
"kohaku" doesn't come either...
No, it doesn't...
And lastly...
I want to move in a limousine...
It has to be a limousine, right?
What is this idea of "poverty"?
It's like "usuperage"...
And?
And we go to "omotesando" and "shibuya" for shopping...
And we have about 3 "otsuki" managers...
3 of you...
3 managers come with you to go shopping...
And we party together at night...
You're stupid!
I want to party like I do every day...
I see...
Like, I want to eat sweets every day...
But you only have celebrities there...
Celebrities...
That's not possible...
I want to gather my neighbors' parents...
You don't want to party...
You want to gather your family...
No, I want to call up "murakami" and "murakami" in my neighborhood...
"murakami" in your neighborhood...
I want you to call up "murakami"...
Because it's popular...
I want you to come...
I want to party like that every day...
Well, Koizumi-san...
This is what I think 5 years from now...
Are you happy?
You're so happy!
Right now...
Right now you're depressed, right?
This is...
In other words, it's like "kamehameha" and "kame" at the same time...
Oh, it's "kamehameha" now...
Is it like this?
Yes, yes, yes...
So...
In 5 years...
One day...
One day you suddenly go "haa"
And you're a surprised human being with the driver...
I want to do it! I want to be like that!
You want to be like that?!
I want to be like that!
Then please wear this...
Thank you!
Wear it before you get used to it!
Thank you so much!
Let's move on. The next one is this person.
Eto-chan!
It's the last one.
Oh, it's the last one?
Yes.
Eto-chan's 5-year-old is like this.
Is Eto-chan 19 years old?
Yes.
She's 19 years old!
Yes.
First of all, from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m., it's "golden time," so I'm taller than you.
"Golden time"?
Who's "golden time" is that?
What?
Oh, you don't know "golden time"? It's SEGA's media time.
Oh, I see!
Everyone, it's not about TV!
I was only thinking about TV.
I can't watch it. I'm not getting any older.
You're an old woman!
It's golden time, right?
Yes, my heart beats faster. It's actually from 11am to 2pm.
If you don't sleep until then, your heart won't beat faster.
Anyway, you have to sleep from 11am to 7pm.
You have to sleep for at least 8 hours.
For breakfast... how many minutes?
I don't have much time.
About 50 minutes.
And you have to eat well in the morning.
And you have to eat fruits.
You have to keep your balance.
And you have to do the laundry and cleaning by yourself.
The laundry and cleaning takes a lot of time.
It's hard.
But you have to finish it and then you eat lunch.
You take a break for about an hour.
And you go to the gym with Estée.
You do it to become a nice woman.
And?
When you finish the gym, you go shopping with Estée.
You buy a nice dinner and go home.
And you cook dinner.
Can I say something?
You don't have a job, do you?
No, I don't.
You don't?
You have to watch it until the end.
Oh, I see.
And you eat dinner and take a bath.
And you do exercises and stretching to become a woman.
You read the script and work out.
What do you mean by "read the script"? You don't have a job, do you?
Oh, you read the script of "IDOLiNG" five years ago.
For example...
You said you used to be a celebrity.
No, I don't.
It's not that easy.
Sometimes it doesn't work out.
It's been almost ten years.
You don't have a job, do you?
It's like that.
But after this...
It's time for you to polish yourself.
I see.
Well, Estée.
Here's what I think five years from now.
Glasses!
This is called "glasses-hunting".
What's that?
It's like "Neptune-man" in "Sonic-man".
A lot of celebrities have glasses.
And they steal glasses from celebrities.
That's terrible!
And they wear it as a cloak.
Glasses are enough for me.
This is the most similar one.
No, it's not!
This T-shirt is cool.
Yes, this T-shirt.
"Glasses-hunting" T-shirt.
Yes, well...
With that said...
It's a wonderful five years later.
Ah, it's good. It suits you. It suits you.
It's a good feeling, everyone. It's cute.
And finally...
What I thought of...
All of you...
Five years later...
The way you look...
What?
Five years of idling?
Yes.
It's like this.
Idling is like this.
What?
What is it?
Mr. Kumamoto, you're in the star at this moment...
What is it?
Well, strictly speaking...
It's a ten-person group.
This is...
The cutest one.
Ms. Kato's...
This is so cute...
It's so cute...
I made it.
What?
What is it?
This is cute.
What is it?
This is good, isn't it?
This is good.
It's funny.
Since we're here...
Shall we wear it?
That T-shirt is so good!
It might be good!
That T-shirt is funny!
It suits you!
Wow! Amazing!
It's good!
It's so cute!
As expected!
It suits you!
That's wonderful.
Do you like it?
Yes, I like it.
That's good.
I'm looking forward to seeing it in 5 years.
Do you really think it will be like this?
No, no, no!
What are you doing?
Since you're wearing a T-shirt, please line up one by one.
What?
Let's introduce ourselves while wearing the T-shirt.
Let's start with No. 1.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Let's start.
Please introduce yourself as an idol.
I'm No. 1 idol, Sayaka Kato.
I'm a little girl.
I'm No. 2 idol, Rio Akari.
I'm a big girl.
I'm No. 3 idol, Endo Omae.
I'm a Yakitori girl.
I'm No. 4 idol, Maria Oto.
I'm a glasses girl.
I'm a manly girl.
I'm a fat girl.
I'm a big human.
I'm a quiet human.
I'm a comedian.
You've been doing this for 5 years.
No, we haven't.
It's eye-opening.
Don't you like it?
I want it to be real.
Today, 5 years later...
Today is January 18th.
On January 18th...
We will gather in this sphere.
We will do a show.
Sounds fun.
We will show you how it actually looks like.
Whether you like it or not...
In 5 years, we will gather in this sphere...
and do a live show.
It might not be a show in 5 years.
Are you sure you want to do it now?
Yes.
Can you do it now?
On January 18th...
We will do a show in this sphere.
Are you sure you want to do it?
Let's do it for real.
It will be fun if we do it for real.
Let's do it for real.
It's difficult.
I want to see it.
We will do it for real.
What are you doing?
Yokoyama-san, please come back from the stars.
I will come back.
We will gather in this sphere and do a live show from 5 o'clock.
Victoria is taking a rest.
Junna-chan, please bring your children.
No matter what we do, we will gather in this sphere in 5 years.
Please look forward to our show in 5 years.
That's all for IDOLiNG 2013.
We have an announcement.
Our concert tour "07 Brokan Two Days" will start from 1 o'clock on Sunday.
It's a 2 hour special live show, so please watch it.
It's 5 years from now.
5 years from now...
That T-shirt is really interesting.
It's really nice.
I really want everyone to get it.
It's really cute.
Should we release it as an official merchandise?
You can release it!
We can't just sing it like that, right?
No, no, no!
Of course we can!
We can do the encore like this, right?
No, no, no!
At least change the person over there.
That's right.
It's better over here.
Even if you get your back scratched.
Yes, it's better to run away.
Your back and everything.
Everyone, please train properly in 5 years.
Reverse triangle.
Let's meet again in 5 years!
Goodbye!
I don't know why, but it's like the final episode.
Let's meet again in 5 years!
It's like it's ending.
It's not ending, right?
What is it?
But this is amazing!
It's amazing!
You wrote it for me again!
It took you a lot of time to write it.
It took me a lot of time.
I want a group photo!
I want it!
I want a group photo!
I want to look behind you!
What are you doing?
It's a match!
It's like a pose!
It's amazing!
You look like you just got out of bed.
This son of a bitch!
You look amazing!
Your nose is so big!
What is this?
It's amazing!
It's big!
Isumi-san, is this okay?
It's a little too big!
It's okay!
I want you all to pay attention.
Eito-chan is getting bigger.
Eito-chan is getting the biggest.
She's like a fried chicken shop.
Are you all barefoot?
That's right!
We can't wear shoes.
Are you all barefoot?
Everyone's shoes are open!
Miracho is barefoot!
It's funny!
It's definitely a gorilla's pose!
It's not a mochi's pose!
It's funny!
If it was like this...
There's a lot of work to do as a gourmet reporter.
Because you can do what you like about food at work.
That's right.
But it's impossible for me to say funny things while eating.
Well, comments are necessary.
It really looked like you were talking.
No!
Move it.
Talk.
Talk about it.
It's good.
I want to eat fried shrimp.
That's your ideal.
It's amazing.
It's funny.
And with that...
Ideal Series Part 3!
It's funny!
It was fun, wasn't it?
It was fun!
And with that...
See you tomorrow!