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[Poseki ga kuruku] [Poseki is spinning]
[Poseki no tokiu] [Poseki's dream]
[Poseki] [Poseki]
[Poseki ga kuruku] [Poseki's dream]
[Moshikashitara kono kanji wa] [Maybe this kanji is]
[afuredasu fushigi na chikara] [overflowing mysterious power]
[mo-te-ki-ga-ki-ta-so] [mo-te-gu-ra-kyu-jou-shou] [mo- te-ki-ga-ki-ta-so] [mo-te-san-ryaku-sei] [mo- te-ki-ga- ki-ta-so] [mo-te-san-ryaku-sei]
[mo-te-ki-ga-ki-ta-so] [mo-te-ka-bu-sto-pu-ro-ka- mo- te-ki-ga-ki-ta-so]
[mo-te-ka-bu-sto-pu-ro-ka-mo-te-ki-ta-so]
I-Dolling! (idling!)
What is "moteles"?
Let's get started! I'm MC of "idling", Masato Bakarubi! Nice to meet you!
I'm TV announcer Maiko Saito of "Magic Miss TV"! Nice to meet you!
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers to become one of them.
"Idling Diary" airs this week from 2:55 p.m. on Thursday!
Now, let me introduce "idling"!
First of all, let me introduce myself! Today's theme is "failed lessons"! First of all, Ms. Kato!
I'm idol number one, Sayaka Kato!
I failed my lessons because my teacher was too scary and I failed my piano lessons!
I'm idol number two, Rimi Kaiji! I failed my lessons because of swimming!
I'm idol number three, Mai Endo! I failed my lessons because of English conversation!
I'm idol number four, Maria Endo!
I failed my lessons because I couldn't do pool swimming!
I'm idol number five, Mira Takiguchi! I failed my lessons because of piano lessons!
I'm idol number six, Erika Nonoka! I failed my lessons because of swimming!
I'm idol number seven, Yata Erika! I failed my lessons because of baseball!
I'm idol number eight, Hoshii! I failed my lessons because of serious preparation!
I'm idol number nine, Rurika Yokoyama! I failed my lessons because of ballet!
Let's walk on Christmas day!
"idling"!
"idling" is broadcasted every Monday to Friday on CS Broadcast, Fuji TV 721 and 739.
Every Thursday night, you can watch it live!
In addition, video distribution service!
On digital TV on demand, you can get benefits and watch special public videos, etc.
You can easily access it from the program homepage during the live broadcast of "idol ring"
Please check it out!
If you want to know more about us "idol ring"
Please take a look!
"idol ring girls" is also on sale!
Now, today is the day!
Yes!
Everyone who is aiming for the winner's prize, please do your best!
Yes!
By the way, here is the result of the qualifying round held yesterday!
Yes!
From Team A ...
Yes!
Who was it?
Mr. Yokoyama!
From Team B, Fonchi is still standing!
Please do your best!
This is the tradition of boring games!
I want to look forward to Team C today!
Yes!
Let's play against Team C first!
Yes!
Now, first of all, Ms. Kato!
Please say something to the camera!
I will let you find a goal called "defeat" to Ms. Tonooka who cannot find a goal!
She said it, Ms. Tonooka!
Ms. Tonooka! Please show it to the camera!
I'm very motivated right now!
Motivation bin!
She was defeated!
- What are you laughing about? - This is how it is, Tamino.
This is how people of this grade are like.
- If you just laugh about it, you won't think it's warm. - I did my best!
- Okay, you two, do your best! - Yes!
Okay, let's do it. Face each other!
Ready, go!
Oh, good! Oh, you're doing well!
- One! - Go, go!
- Seven! - Do your best! Do your best!
- Eight! - Do your best! Do your best!
- Nine! - Do your best!
- Ten! - Do your best!
- Eleven! - Do your best!
- Whole group! - Do your best!
Oh, you're doing great!
You're doing great!
Let's start with Yarukibin.
Yay!
Yarukibin, show us what you usually do.
Yarukibin!
Let's do it!
Is it slow motion?
Yes, it is.
You spin around a few times.
You spin around and spin around.
You meet there and you go to the edge of the cliff.
At the end you get cornered.
One, two...
Wow!
That's why I said it's motionless.
It's more motionless than before.
Let's do it one more time.
Let's fight!
Let's start with Tomoka.
Tomoka, look at the camera and breathe.
Oh, it's hard!
Yarukibin!
Hey!
Now! Now!
What are you trying to say?
It's Yarukibin!
Yarukibin doesn't start with "chi"!
I was trying to say "Yarukibin" as much as I can!
"Yarukibin" as much as you can?
That's impossible!
Please stand up!
Please fight!
Let's do it!
Are you ready?
Please do your best!
You said it!
Let's do it!
Look at each other!
Stand up!
Good!
Stand up!
Good!
The winner is Tonouka!
Tonouka, you won! I'm glad!
Yes!
Right?
I'm glad!
You got tired before the match, didn't you?
I'm sweating like crazy!
You're sweating like crazy?
Yes!
You fought for so long and you're sweating like crazy?
Yes!
Yes! Tonouka won!
As a winner, let's move on to the next match!
Next, please come forward!
Welcome!
Eto Maria!
Ninja Tonouka!
First of all, Eto-chan, please look at the camera and show us your enthusiasm!
I won't show mercy!
Hey!
I don't think you'll show mercy!
Now, Tonouka-san...
Uh...
Please do it again!
Again?!
Enthusiasm!
She did it!
I knew you wouldn't accept it!
You should keep doing it! You should keep doing things like this!
Then you'll end up like that guy!
Let's go! Look at each other! Look at each other!
Okay! Remaining!
Wow! Strong! The winner is Eto!
Strong!
You can't stand up! You have to stand up!
Look! Look! Look!
Look! You can't record it! You can't record it!
Look! There's a match after this! There's a match after this!
Eto, what do you want to do?
Eto, what do you want to do? Eto, do you want to get in the way of Eto's other mini contests?
Mini contests!
Okay! That's enough!
Okay! With that, Eto has won!
Next up is Kato and Eto! Kato, please come forward!
Ega-shi-ka-to-ni-shi-eto-ma-tsu!
Now, Kato, please look at the camera and show us your enthusiasm!
Recently, my enthusiasm has been like this...
I'm so desperate that I can never wear glasses again!
I see!
Now, Eto...
I said Eto-san!
Eto-san!
Yes!
Do your best!
Kato, please look at the camera and show us your enthusiasm!
Enthusiasm!
She did it!
I can't wear it anymore!
Now, it's a big match!
It's a big match!
It's a good thing! Please do your best!
Look at each other!
Okay!
Cut!
The winner is Eto!
This is an overwhelming victory!
Eto has advanced to the finals! Congratulations!
Eto looks like a chimpanzee!
It's a good thing! Please do your best!
Eto has advanced to the finals!
The first match is Yokoyama vs Honchin!
East is Yokoyama
West is Honchin
Yokoyama, please look at the camera and say something.
Honchin is still good.
Honchin, please look at the camera and say something.
Chikubin!
No! You can't do that!
Enthusiasm beam!
Enthusiasm beam, right?
She said it with all her might, right?
Well then, you two, do your best.
Idling is a show for poor people.
Let's go in! Look at each other!
Hakkyoi... Gotta!
Konchi, that's a good entrance, Konchi, that's a good entrance!
Oh, she's going up! Oh, that's good!
The winner is Monje!
That's amazing!
As expected of the underground power!
You won!
Monje is the winner!
And now, Edo is the winner!
East is Monje
West is Edo
That's amazing!
It's a battle between Edo, the underground power, and Monje, the underground punch!
Now, face the camera!
Monje...
Yes?
Don't be scared, just say it!
Okay!
I'll break your glasses!
Now, Edo!
Face the camera and do that thing!
Again?!
Be more motivated!
Your mouth was about to say "chio"!
It's not "chio", it's "motivation"!
Only "motivation" is correct!
There's no "motivation" here!
Motivation beam!
Ah, you got me!
Okay, let's do it!
Now, face each other!
Good spirit!
Remaining!
Oh, that's good!
Monje!
Monje is...
Oh!
And the winner is Edo!
That's amazing!
Monje is strong!
Now!
Let's continue!
Next up is Yokoyama, who remains as Edo!
With this, Edo wins the championship!
Yes!
Good luck!
East, Yokoyama!
West, Etomaria!
Okay, let's start with Yokoyama-san.
Please say something about Etomaria that you don't like about her.
Etomaria only has glasses and no manners.
Now, Etomaria has said it!
That anger of hers!
Please use manners to express that anger of hers!
Enthusiasm beam!
Oh, she did it!
I hate this!
I'm definitely going to go crazy!
You're really good at this!
Okay, let's start.
Look at each other!
Okay!
She climbed up!
Etomaria is the winner!
That was quick!
I can't believe it!
Which means Etomaria is the winner!
Etomaria has won!
She's turning her back on the camera.
She's looking this way now.
The one with the lamp is looking this way.
I know!
Now, Yokoyama-san!
Please say something about Etomaria.
Shut up!
"Shut up"?
She's so quiet.
We have an emergency message.
From the Idling Osmo Association...
Except for Etomaria, all eight of you...
Please take off your sumo clothes.
All eight of you?
Yes, all eight of you!
Okay, all eight of you...
Please go up to the podium.
Before that, Yokoyama-san!
Please get up!
Yokoyama-san!
Are you okay?
I've seen cicadas like this before.
By the way, for those of you who win, you will receive a Tanakairiki Pair Chanko Sword!
This is a battle royale.
Everyone, this is a battle royale.
It's a battle for survival.
Who will be the last one standing in this place?
This is the battle.
Now, let's go back.
I'll win Chanko.
Now, everyone.
Please bow to each other.
One, two...
Yay!
Someone said something different.
Two people said "chikubi".
Okay, everyone, do your best.
Let's go.
Look at each other.
Eight of you.
Last one!
What is this?
What are you doing?
Everyone, stand up.
Everyone, stand up and fight.
Go, go, go.
Last one!
Wow, that's good.
It's hard to watch.
Wow, amazing, amazing, amazing.
The winner is Yokoyama!
The winner Yokoyama will get Chanko's share.
Please go to Yokoyama and Eto and make up.
This was the first place for IDLING-OS.
Our second single "SNOW CELEBRATION" will be released on January 23rd, and it's full of benefits!
The first edition includes "SNOW CELEBRATION"'s PV and making,
and "NEOKI MARUHI ROCKY RIO" which has finally been released!
It's super rare! It has a 2008 calendar memorial and super luxurious benefits!
In addition, the regular edition comes with our original track, which is very popular!
Everyone! Please support "SNOW CELEBRATION"!
Please! Fans!
Let me announce today's theme. The theme is...
Thinking while taking a bath from time to time.
The total number of participants is 4,761!
And the nine of us are divided into...
these four!
Akasaka, Chika, and Top!
Let's start with the first one!
Yes!
Let's start with Eto-san!
Yes! Thank you!
Fan name
Idol language
Eto Maria
Fan name
Eto Jirai
Thank you for writing it!
Let's do it!
Thinking while taking a bath from time to time.
Being an adult is hard!
For example, what do you mean by "adult"?
When you say "adult", don't you mean the three members of the Showa group?
Huh?
Don't you mean the three members of the Showa group?
Oh, you mean these three?
Yes, don't you mean these three?
Why are you all posing in the same way?
Well...
I can see it.
As you get older and you take a bath...
you don't splash water anymore.
For example...
Eto-chan doesn't splash water yet!
When you shampoo your hair and rinse it with water...
it splashes water.
The steam also splashes water.
As you get older and older...
your glasses get cloudy. What do you do?
Your glasses get cloudy because you're scared.
Even after you take a bath, your hands are soft...
and it's hard to fix it.
The more you get angry every day...
the more blood there is here.
Eto-chan, you look older.
The punch came out of the wrong place.
When you look at it from the Showa era point of view, you look at it from a different angle.
That's what adults do.
Look, she's angry. What are you going to do? Eto- chan, you have to do something.
You have to say something.
Should I take off my glasses?
Why?
If I only have my glasses, what's the point of taking them off?
No, no, that's not it.
You can't take off your glasses.
Oh, really?
I'm sorry.
I'll give you a big round of applause.
I'm really sad.
It's scary, isn't it?
Now, let's continue with our guest for today, Tononika-san!
Yes, I'm an idol English student, Aka Erika.
I got my fan name from Tononika-san. Thank you very much!
Let's continue.
Take a deep breath, get soaked in the bath, and think...
I know better than Ponchi.
Bath?
To be honest, I've heard this from Ponchi-san and others, but...
I think it'd be better if it wasn't Billy in an idol group.
Really?
I see.
There's still more below.
There are a lot of other thin girls, but I think it'd be better if it wasn't Billy.
That girl would be Ponchi-san.
Yes, and when I think about it like that, I wonder if I can compare with Ponchi.
I see.
Ponchi-san, you've gotten fatter, haven't you?
You've gotten fatter, haven't you?
Ponchi, you've gotten fatter, haven't you?
Isn't it because you're wearing this?
No, no, no, no.
Before you wore that...
You're still wearing it, so you're trying to hide it, but Ponchi, you've gotten fatter, haven't you?
Hmm...
Why is everyone like that?
Everyone's like that.
Okay, then...
Since you've gotten fatter, I'll give you a Ponchi sticker.
Thank you very much!
Yazawa-san!
Yes! I'm idol group No.7 Yazawa Rika!
I got my fan name "Yazawaid" from you! Thank you very much!
Let's see what you think while taking a break in the bath!
I'm fatter than Ponchi and Tonot!
I see!
I'm losing weight!
I see, I see!
Is it okay if we put two people under you?
It's okay!
Because of this belly and this arm!
I see!
Did you two gain weight?
We did! Actually, I was the one who said it!
Ah!
Yazawa-san, you're saying that you've lost weight, right?
I'm saying that I'm going to lose weight!
Tonot-san and Ponchi-san are looking at you like you're one of those elementary school kids!
They're looking at you!
Please say something to them! As a graduate student!
Do your best and lose weight!
I hate you!
Yazawa-san, I'll give you a sticker!
Thank you!
Okay! Next...
Yokoyama-san!
Yes! I'm Yokoyama Rurika, and I'm an idol singer!
My fan...
My fan name...
Are you smoking?
Yes, I am.
My fan...
My fan name...
Thank you for giving it to me!
Let's go!
Take a deep breath in the bath and think about...
What should we do when everyone wakes up?
It's hard to hide, right?
Oh, that's right!
That way?
We don't know where to hide, right?
That's right.
Maybe here?
Oh, I see. Since you're in the bath...
I see.
Where's Zumi-san?
Why me?
Where's Zumi-san?
Zumi-san is a proud person, right?
Where's Zumi-san?
I'll hide my chest.
Oh, you'll hide your chest?
Yes.
What I thought was amazing about Zumi-san is...
Everyone goes to hot springs or baths, right?
Most people don't hide their chest with a towel.
I see.
But Zumi-san doesn't hide her underarms.
When I asked her why...
She said she doesn't want people to see her chest.
She's really guarding it.
I'm sure there's a reason for that.
It's the opposite for me and everyone else.
I don't want people to know that my chest is small.
That's why...
I don't want people to know that my chest is small.
You're hiding it!
You've been hiding it since last spring.
I can't hide it!
Don't say that!
Okay, I'll give you a prize, Zumi-san.
Thank you!
Kato-san!
Yes, I'm Kato Sayaka of IDLING No. 1.
I got my fan name "Sayaka Supermix" from you.
Thank you!
Let's take a break, take a bath, and think about...
When will we be able to go to the royal party?
No, no, no!
What is it?
The other day we had a parade with everyone, right?
At that time, the meeting of people in the entertainment world was very quick and I was impressed, but when our MC came, it took a lot of time to meet.
I'm sure you're used to the entertainment world.
But I'm doing my best, too.
It hurts!
Okay, that's it for today! Thank you very much!
Bye-bye!
It seems like the MC is taking Eva a lot of time.
We don't have that much time, do we?
No, but Nakamura Anna is really used to the broadcast, and Masuno-san, on the other hand, seems to be looking down on her.
"It's okay, it's more interesting to broadcast if you mess up," she said.
She said "I'm sorry" to Nai Nai-san in the middle of the broadcast.
She said "I'm sorry" to herself in the middle of the broadcast.
Nakamura-san said "this is the first time I've ever done such a thorough broadcast."
What is this? Are you guys enemies?
What do you want to say?
But I think Masuno-san is also used to the entertainment world.
But we will do our best as down-down-sans.
I think you should just get injured.
I think you would get injured if you had the ability.
We will do our best.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
We will do our best.
What? What? What?
What? What?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? Why?
What?
Even though it's been a year, I don't think you've grown up.
I'm growing up!
I don't know what I want to say.
I'm talking about myself and I'm like this.
Masuno-san is cold to us when Saito-san is around.
That's right.
Saito-san is cold to you.
No, it's not like that.
He's always been cold like this.
What?
Let's give him a round of applause.
That's mean of you.
You don't like it, do you?
Next, Endo-san!
Yes!
My song "Idling Song" is Endo-san's.
My fan name is...
Uriuri-jiko-san gave it to me.
Thank you very much!
Let's go.
Letting yourself get soaked in a bath and thinking...
I put in too much bath salt.
Wow, you're a bath expert!
A bath expert! A bath expert with a key point!
A bath expert of that day!
When I go to buy bath salt and I don't have enough money, I give up buying bath salt and put some salt in my house...
I put some salt in my house.
In New York you have a pack of salt or a teaspoon of salt, but in New York you don't have much salt, so I'm trying it out.
Salt is good for you?
It's good for me. It helps me sweat and it's good for my beauty.
How salty is it?
About seawater.
Seawater?!
I don't know!
How salty is seawater?
Wouldn't you go to a nearby beach and lick it?
That's right.
Wouldn't you go to a nearby beach and lick it?
That's right.
Let's give her a round of applause!
Thank you very much!
Takiguchi-san!
Yes, I'm an idol singer, Takiguchi Mina!
I got this nickname from Yottekiya-san! Thank you very much!
Letting yourself get soaked in a bath and thinking...
Cube! Jojoen!
McDonald's!
Kappa-sushi!
Sushi...Sushiro!
Denny's!
Letting yourself get soaked in a bath and thinking...
Cube! Jojoen!
Next, Koizumi-san!
Yes, I'm an idol singer, Koizumi Rimi.
My fan name is "Remember-san"
Thank you very much!
While taking a breath in the bath, what do you think about?
I wonder if Nessy will come out...
He won't!
Bath?
I don't think he will come out.
What will you do if Nessy comes out, Koizumi-san?
Will you jump out of the bath?
I don't think Nessy will come out of the bath.
But I...
Can I say this?
I don't know if you know, but...
It's about December 19th's "World's Most Mysterious Discoveries"...
It's about "World's Most Mysterious Discoveries", and about Nessy for an hour...
Where is "World's Most Mysterious Discoveries" held?
Eh, it's in Roku-chan.
It's held there.
Eh, about Nessy for December 19th...
It's there.
There's a special edition for December 19th.
January?
Yes, December, December...
It's over?
January, January...
I'm looking forward to it now.
What are you saying?
I'm recording a video.
What are you saying on Fuji TV?
But I like it that much.
Nessy...
You like it, right?
It's a scary story, but...
It's a scary story about Nessy.
It's a scary story about Nessy?
I was in the bath...
And like...
Something like Nessy came out of the bath...
Eh?
A creature like Nessy came out of the bath...
Are you okay?
I was wondering what it was...
Eh?
I'll ask you, but...
What?
I was wondering what it was...
Was it your own foot?
Aren't you scared?
No, um...
I'm relieved.
It was a foot!
It was a foot, geez!
It came out of the bath...
Zumi-san's funnyness!
Zumi-san, congratulations!
Thank you!
Now...
Eh...
Let's look at the next answer.
Eh? Not yet...
Ah!
Ponchi-san!
I'm idol number 8, Ponchi.
My fan name is Chico-san, and I received it. Thank you!
Now! Let's do our best, Ponchi-san!
Let's go!
Take a deep breath, use it in the bath, and think about what you want!
You're more impatient than I am.
There it is! She's repeating it again!
You know, I told you to shake it after "don", didn't I?!
And if you put it out...
It wasn't "don"!!
Put it out! Put it out!
How many times did you have to say it?!
You had to say it like that?!
Ah, you had to say it like that?!
I'm sorry!
Ah, I see, I see!
Each of you had written your own story!
That's right!
Wow, this is...
I see!
Um, eh...
When you said "don" you gave me a Fonchi sticker, so I felt like I read Fonchi's name, right?
It's a misunderstanding!
No, um...
I'm sorry!
Ah, should I continue like this?
Will you freeze like that?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'll be careful next time!
Should we do it again?
Should we do that pose again?
Ah, you don't like it?
Now, let's see everyone's answers!
Thank you for your hard work!
We really worked hard for this meeting!
It was really interesting!
Then, Koizumi-san!
Thank you!
Yes, congratulations!
Thank you for your hard work!