AISubs v3.5
The jewel comes back.
The jewel's freedom.
The jewel comes back.
It's a miracle.
Maybe this feeling is that.
There's no mistake.
It's rumored.
Fantasy.
Mote, mote, mote, I'm troubled.
Mote, mote, mote, I'm happy.
Mote, mote, mote, all over my body.
A mysterious power overflows.
Mote, the weather is nice.
Motegrams are rising.
Mote, the weather is nice.
Mote 300.
To space.
Mote, the weather is nice.
Motecabus and Budokan.
Mote, the weather is nice.
Don't get carried away too much, life is a miracle of three times.
Mote-hi!
Idling!
Now, let's get started.
An ultra-truthful idol show, Idling!
I'm your host, Masato Makaruku.
Thank you for having me!
I'm also Fuji TV announcer, Maiko Saito.
Thank you for having me!
Now, this show is for girls who are growing up as idols and who are currently in their early stages of life
to become one of them.
It's a show about driving in a loud voice.
Yes, and it's an ultra-truthful show, Idling!
It airs every Wednesday night at 2:40 PM.
Let me introduce you to the show.
Ah, this week it airs at 2:55 PM.
Let me introduce you to the show in detail.
It's Idling!
Cute!
Super cute!
Cute!
Now, let's get started.
Today's theme is "Countries I'm Currently Interested in".
Ms. Kato!
I'm Idling No. 1, Sayaka Kato.
The country I'm interested in right now is France!
Yes, cute!
I'm Idling No. 2, Rumi Koizumi.
The country I'm paying attention to right now is England!
I'm Idling No. 3, Mai Endo.
The country I'm interested in right now is Switzerland!
I'm Idling No. 4, Maria Edo.
The country I'm interested in right now is China!
I'm Country No. 1, Idling No. 5, Miro Takeuchi.
The country I'm most interested in right now is Germany!
I'm Idling No. 6, Tomoka Erika.
The country I'm most interested in right now is Italy!
I'm Idling No. 7, Azusa Erika.
The country I'm most interested in right now is Sahichi!
I'm Idling No. 8, Fonji.
The country I'm most interested in right now is Vietnam!
I'm Idling No. 9, Rurika Yokoyama.
The country I'm most interested in right now is Spain, because of its beautiful churches!
Thank you for your time.
Everyone, I'm sorry you didn't stand out much today.
My face was really small.
Let's get started!
Let's continue with this.
Let me tell you a little about the second single!
We told you about the first half of the second single at the live broadcast the other day.
Today, we'll continue with it!
Everyone's memory is terrible.
We rehearsed so much, but we couldn't convey it properly.
So...
We conveyed it!
You conveyed it?
We conveyed it!
Takiguchi-san, why are you nodding?
Please forgive me! It's your fault!
I'm really sorry! I'll do my best next time!
Please forgive me!
Well, well, well, Masuno-san!
Yes!
Actually, if you buy this second single "Snow Celebration - Moteki no Uta" at Tower Records, HMV, Tsutaya and Shinseido in Japan...
You can get original sleeve jackets with different patterns on each record chain!
Yes!
Sleeve jackets!
Wow!
Now, these are the real ones...
Wow!
Please look!
The original sleeves are jackets worn by idols in each store's uniforms.
By the way, this is Tower Records, and next to it is HMV.
Next to it is Tower Records...
Next to it is Tsutaya!
And last but not least, this is Shinseido!
I see!
Actually, if you look at the back of this sleeve...
First of all, Tower Records...
No. 1, 2 and 3!
Next is HMV!
And then, STAYA-san!
Lastly, SYNTHETIC!
And with that, the photos for idol groups are complete!
It's all connected, right?
It's like Jump Comics' Dragon Ball, right?
It doesn't change.
Wonderful!
What do you think, Koizumi-san?
I want STAYA's card.
I see, I didn't ask you about that.
Well, you do have all of them, right?
You do have all of them, right?
But!
Everyone, you can only buy them, right?
But!
Make sure you buy them from CD shops, okay?
Please!
And then, MASU-san!
Aside from this original sleeve, there is also a record store that gives you bonus points!
What?!
And that is...
Here!
If you buy a CD, you can also get a poster as a gift!
There is a store like this, right?
That's amazing!
Right? It's really cute and you can wear it, right?
By the way, about this poster,
about the store that gives you a gift,
please check out the show's homepage!
Yes!
The sleeve and poster will also end as soon as they're sold out,
so everyone, please get them as soon as possible!
Yes!
As soon as possible!
Yes!
Is that all you have to say?
Yes!
What?
We haven't...
We haven't told you what's important yet, right?
Don't we have to say that?
That's...
That's right, right?
Yes!
Yes! Let's tell you!
Here!
IDLING HEYHEY! MUSIC JUMP NEW COLLABORATION!
Fuji TV's music show!
Are you okay? You're not okay, are you?
No, we're not okay!
It's funny!
We're not okay!
That's right!
Are you guys the music champs?
We're okay!
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Fakiru-san?
Yes, we'll do our best!
This isn't okay!
It's an amazing thing!
By the way, you said you were going to broadcast this, right?
IDLING will perform "HEYHEYHEY!" next week!
Today, January 21st, Monday afternoon at 8pm!
So everyone, please check it out!
Are you okay? You have to do your best!
We're okay!
Are you okay? No, you're not okay!
We're okay!
It's a nationwide broadcast of Fuji TV!
Please watch it and do your best!
We'll do our best!
Now...
Let's go!
IDLING OZMO's first show!
Now, IDLING OZMO has entered its second year!
I thought we should do something different.
Last year, we went to all six places.
We thought simple would be best.
We thought we'd do simple sumo.
But we wanted to wear a meat bun.
That's why only a meat bun was left.
This time, we're going to wear a meat bun.
But it's pretty, everyone.
What's pretty about it?
It's cute.
I wonder what it is.
I'm looking forward to this year, too.
I'm looking forward to it, too.
We'll do our best!
Now, about today's product...
If you win this prize...
Here!
We'll give you a pair of sumo shoes!
Good luck!
Now, we'll announce the first match of sumo wrestling.
The match will be like this!
This time, we'll have a hand-to-hand match.
We'll have a first match between groups A, B and C.
The three groups that win will have a final match.
Let's start with group A's first match!
Please stand up.
In group A's first match, we have Ms. Takizuki and Mr. Endo.
East!
Endo!
West!
Takizuki!
First, please say something to the camera.
I'll defeat the gorilla!
She defeated the gorilla!
Please say something to the camera, Ms. Takizuki.
I'll defeat the gorilla!
Good luck!
Let's start!
Face each other!
She climbed up!
She's strong!
The winner is Maipuru!
I did it!
What a refreshing match!
Maipuru is strong, isn't she?
Was it easy this time?
Yes, Maipuru is the winner.
Let's move on to the next match.
Next up is Ms. Yokoyama.
Please stand up.
East!
Endo!
Nishii Yokoyama!
Endo has won.
Endo's signature is written in magic.
Please say something to the camera.
I will do my best to win the championship.
Please do your best.
Yokoyama, please say something to the camera.
I will not lose to the flesh and blood that can be seen in seams and seams.
That's right.
Please do your best.
Look at each other.
OK.
Cut!
The winner is Yokoyama!
Endo, you made us excited.
Yokoyama has won.
Next, we have Takeguchi and Yokoyama.
East, Yokoyama.
West, Takeguchi.
Takeguchi has lost to me in zero.
Please do your best.
OK.
I will do my best.
Please say something to the camera.
I will not lose to the flesh and blood that can be seen in seams and seams.
Please say something to the camera.
I will not lose to the flesh and blood that can be seen in seams and seams.
Look at each other.
Please do your best.
Cut!
The winner is Yokoyama!
The flesh and blood are really moving.
Stop it!
Yokoyama has won.
Thank you very much.
Now, let's move on to the D block.
Yazawa and Koizumi.
Yazawa and Koizumi, please come forward.
East Koizumi
West Yado
Now, this is also a battle without discipline.
Please do your best.
First, Koizumi, look at the camera and say something.
I am confident of winning today.
Are you confident of winning today?
Yes.
Now, Yazawa, please show your enthusiasm.
If I win, please give me your nipples.
I see.
By the way, Yazawa, could you interpret this as hair?
I am confident of winning today.
Where is it? What is it?
Your hair is out of place.
What is it?
It's probably happy hair.
Do your best not to lose it.
I will win.
Now, let's go.
Look at each other.
OK.
I won!
Look at each other.
I won!
That's good.
The winner is Koizumi!
Don't run away.
OK.
Koizumi, you won, didn't you?
You just said "yes", didn't you?
OK.
Koizumi won.
Not yet.
OK.
Next, Ponchi and Koizumi.
Ponchi, please come forward.
South is Koizumi
West is Ponchi
Ponchi's mobile suit is a little big.
What is this?
Well, first of all, Koizumi-san, look at the camera and say it.
I will win for sure today.
Yes, Ponchi-san.
You are a little bit out of this area and it is a very boring game, but look at the camera and say it.
Of course I will win.
Of course you will win. Yes, good luck.
Look at each other, look at each other.
Oh, I'm scared.
OK.
Oh.
As expected, Nikujima is a big name, so it's strong.
Now, next, Ponchi-san versus Yazawa-san.
Yazawa-san, please come forward.
East... Ponchi...
West... Yazawa...
Now, Ponchi-san, look at the camera and breathe.
Um...
Oh, good.
Now, next, Yazawa-san, look at the camera and breathe.
Ponchi-san, don't underestimate me.
Oh, Ponchi-san, you admit it.
Now, Ponchi-san and Yazawa-san's battle.
Please do your best.
Look at each other, look at each other.
OK.
Remaining...
Do it, do it!
No, even Yazawa-san just now had a splendid defeat.
That was a good match, although you lost.
Now, will you stand up?
Will you stand up? Please stand up.
Please stand up.
Good. Oh, oh, she did it! She did it!
Now, let's move on to the next match!
Ah, Monty-san has...
Monty-san has won the B Block!
Yes, Monty-san has won the B Block!
Please say a few words to the camera.
Now that I've come this far, I'll go all the way to the finals!
Good luck!
And now...
Ah, that's right!
The finals...
Ah, she's already gone. She's already won.
What will you do next? What will you do next?
Next...
I'll win against the rest of them!
I see!
Good luck!
"IDOLiNG" will be released tomorrow!
"IDOLiNG"!
"IDOLiNG" is broadcast from Monday to Friday every week,
on CS Broadcast Fuji TV 721-739,
and every Thursday night on Shijouha Broadcast.
In addition, on video streaming service Fuji TV On Demand,
you can watch special episodes as benefits,
and more on "IDOLiNG"!
You can easily access it from the show's homepage,
so please check it out!
For those of you who want to know more about "IDOLiNG",
please watch it!
Please!
Now, let's announce today's theme. The theme is this!
This will begin in 2008.
The total number of participants is 4,691!
It's gradually increasing, isn't it?
And the draw has been decided!
Yurika-chan is in the lead!
Let's move on! Who wants to go first?
- Me! - Me!
Okay, then... Kato-san!
Yes! I'm idol number one, Kato Sayaka!
Thank you for having me, Kato manager!
Let's move on! This year, in 2008, we'll be starting this!
A job in a genre I've never done before!
- You've done it before? - Yes!
Last year, I did a lot of reactions you can do in the studio, like throwing pies and stuff like that.
That's why I want to go outside.
I want to go shooting and stuff like that.
And last time, I did a backflip.
And when I saw other comedians playing our game up close,
I realized how different it is when people do it differently!
So this time, we want to go to festivals all over the world!
Like the Tomato Festival and the Union Romance Festival!
We want to go to those places!
Out of the nine of us, we just need one person to score a goal!
- I see. - That's what we want to do.
Kato-san, from here on out you look like you're naked!
You don't even look around you at all!
- I see. - That's right, that's right.
It's not cheating, it's respect!
We want to do everything from other shows!
- Cheating? - It's not cheating, it's respect!
- Oh, you want to do a lot of things! - That's right!
- Like skydiving and stuff like that! - That's right, that's right!
- It's getting more and more limited! - That's right!
I like bungee jumping and stuff like that!
Like getting inside a crocodile's mouth and stuff like that!
- Inside a crocodile's mouth!? - Inside a crocodile's mouth!?
Isn't that wrong?
- Like drinking goldfish and stuff like that! - That's wrong!
- It's getting more and more limited! - I see.
- Then we'll give you nine points! - Thank you!
- Next up is Endo-san! - Yes!
I'm Endo-omai, and I'm an idol singer!
My fan name is maimai-san gave it to me!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
This year in 2008 we'll start this!
"Adult Women Who Aren't Embarrassed"!
- Oh! - Yes!
- I see! - So you'll be an adult this year?
- Yes, I'll be an adult. You too, right? - Yes!
- Ah, I see! - We're the same age!
- I see!
- For example, "adult women who aren't embarrassed" is... - What do you mean!?
- Why!? - What do you mean by "adult women who aren't embarrassed"?
- Why!? - I'm... I'm thinking about it for a bit...
"Adult women who aren't embarrassed" is...
If we're talking about adult women in this situation...
- Sayone and Saito-san are here, right? - Yes!
- We've been talking about it for a while now... - Yes...
- So in order for Saito-san to not be an "embarrassed" adult woman... - Yes!
- I've been thinking about what I should do about it... - Ah, that's right!
- Saito-san, from the question about writing... - Yes!
- You seem to have a sense of inferiority. - Thank you. You understand me well.
- I'll ask you various questions, so... - You don't have to be inferior.
- But being able to approach people who you're not inferior to is what makes you an adult. - I see.
- Being able to approach people who you're not inferior to and not being inferior to them is what makes you an adult. - No, that's not allowed!
- Saito-san, you can do that too, right? - I can!
- I'll do my best so I can be an easygoing woman. - Let's do our best!
- Yeah! Let's do our best! - Don't get bored!
- I'll give you 9,000 yen! - Thank you!
- Next up is Takiguchi-san! - Yes! I'm Takiguchi Mina, and I've been an idol singer for 5 years! Thank you!
- This year, in 2008, we'll start this! - Yes! My new segment!
- What segment is it? - Yes!
- You were a middle school teacher, right? You and Rurika-chan. - I was a high school teacher!
- Weren't you there in the middle of it? You became a high school teacher! - Oh, I see!
- And you were also a high school teacher, right? - Yes.
- And now, with the university exam and the center exam, I want to be a high school teacher.
- What do you teach people? What do you teach them?
- Well, other than studying. - Other than studying, what do you teach them?
- I can't say that. - Why not?
- I learn a lot from you that you shouldn't get involved with people like that!
Please don't say things like that!
Please get involved with me from now on as well!
Okay!
Let's give her a round of applause!
Eto-san!
Yes! Idling No. 4, Eto Maria!
Thank you for giving me my fan name "Maria Idling- san"!
Let's start this year of 2008 with this!
Eto Maria, who is a little older!
Oh! This is quite something! What does it mean?
Yes! This will be my high school year as well!
What is it?
I hope you all become more like adults!
Huh? Why?
Huh?
Speak clearly!
Ah! Become more like adults!
Yes, yes!
And!
So!
Like before, please stop being so excited!
Don't be emotional!
Always stay calm!
Ah! Always stay calm no matter what you're told!
Yes! Always stay calm no matter what you're told!
Kotomi-san, what do you think of this, Eto-san?
No matter what Eto-chan does...
It's useless, right?
But stay calm!
Stay calm! Stay calm!
I'm not calm at all, Eto-chan!
Just now, when I was changing...
I wore a loafer today...
Yes, yes!
And when I was wearing it...
Isn't that my loafer, Tanaka-chan?!
I got told that a lot!
Unexpected!
And I was like "Huh?!"
Because it's a different size...
Eto-chan, you can't wear it!
And then...
The boots I wore...
Boots?!
Boots, but...
Yes, I made a mistake...
And now I'm getting emotional...
So no!
Also, Eto-chan...
Just now, Mori-san said...
Your hair has changed!
And she was talking while crying...
She's about to cry...
Eto-chan, what...
Eto-chan! Eto-chan!
What do you do with this loafer, Eto-chan?!
Eto-chan! Eto-chan!
Eto-chan, what do you do with it?!
Well...
I was told by someone in trouble...
This will change...
Yes, understood...
Then, we'll announce the results!
Thank you very much!
Everyone, let's talk about your worst experience!
Next, Tonoka-san!
Yes, I'm Tonoka-san of IDOLiNG64.
I got my fan name from Genryou-King-san. Thank you very much!
Let's go! This year, in 2008, we'll start this!
For now, I'll start with Billie.
Again?
Diet!
That's right. Before, I did it with Maiple and Mira.
But it really ended in three days.
It didn't end then.
That's right. So, this year, I'll do my best.
Your body shape will change.
That's right!
When the Billie boom ends, I'll go to the next diet boom and...
That means you'll continue to diet and maintain your body.
That's right.
I see. Then, I'll do my best. I'll do my best with Billie.
You'll do your best with Billie?
Yes.
Takimu-san, you also did Billie, right?
Yes, I did. Right now, I'm slacking off.
You're slacking off?
What?
That's why you're like this.
What?
That's why you're like this.
You're wearing meat bread right now.
It can't be helped if you're like this right now.
Then, I'll start with Tonoka-san.
Thank you!
Ponchi-san!
Yes! I'm idol number two, Ponchi.
Fan name...
Thank you for this, Beto Rechy!
Let's go! This year, 2008, we're starting this!
Nice play!
This is important, isn't it?
So, like, when someone says something wrong...
Or like, when you talk without a goal...
You can just go for it!
At this point, you didn't even say anything!
There were a lot of things you needed to say!
I was going to go in, but I missed the timing.
You can't do it like that!
You can do it like that!
I'll do it here.
Yes, January 14th, here it is.
"Fujiteribi Nananiisei" airs this Sunday at 9pm.
Please watch it!
Yes, and lastly...
For Ponchi-san's camera...
Please say a word of "nice follow"!
Bye-bye!
What?!
Nice! Nice!
- Yeah, let's get second place. - Okay, I'll give you the ballon.
- Yokoyama-san! - Yes, I'm Yokoyama Ririka, 9th place in idling. - Oh, you're in good shape.
- First name, I got it from a group called "Tombomi-narai-gumi-san" in Tamba. Thank you very much! - Thank you.
- You're wearing a blue shirt like this from a butcher shop. It's fashionable, isn't it? - Yes.
- Okay, let's get second place in 2008. This year we'll start with this!
- "Ebi de Tai o Tsuru." - Oh! - Oh! - What does it mean?
- It's a song of a mozuki called "ebi." - Oh! - Oh!
- A mozuki song is "ebi," isn't it? - It's "ebi."
- Oh! - A mozuki song is "ebi."
- What does "tai" mean? - "Tai" means "big job."
- Big job? - Big job. - Oh! - Oh! - It's a song of a mozuki called "tai."
- It's a song with explosive power. - Yes. - Yes.
- I'll get second place in "hey, hey, hey" with this song, won't I? - Yes, you will.
- So, I'd like to seize this chance and get a lot of big jobs. - Big jobs? - Yes.
- Are you okay, Gumi-san? You're wearing a meat bun.
- Are you okay? - Are you okay? - Are you okay? - Are you okay? - Huh?
- I'll make it work with Downtown-san. - Don't you think you should wear a meat bun?
- No! - No! - No! - Then they'll know that we're people like you. - No! - No! - No! - We're idols, you know.
- What? - Idols. - Idols. - You're wearing a meat bun and saying "we're idols," aren't you?
- What does "idol" mean, you know? - No, no, no. - No, no, no. - You want to be beaten up, don't you? - Huh?
- There's a legend that anyone beaten up by Hamada-san will become first place for sure. - What? - I'm not beaten up by Hamada-san at all!
I got beaten up.
I got beaten up, too.
I got beaten up yesterday and the day before yesterday, too.
Ouch! My foot!
You! You!
Hit me if you can!
What?
Hit me if you can! I'm just stepping on you.
Why are you filming me?
It's just harassment!
You're so mean!
Let me give you a big round of applause!
Thank you!
Koizumi-san!
Yes, I'm Koizumi from IDLING LEAGUE.
I got my fan name from Koizumi Academy. Thank you!
Let's get started. This year in 2008, we'll start this!
Travel around the world.
Koizumi-san, do you know what "travel around the world" is?
Do you know it?
I know it!
What does it mean?
It means to travel to various countries.
Well, broadly speaking...
Broadly speaking and...
I've researched about it in dictionary.
It means to travel to various countries.
The countries I want to visit are...
The UK, London and Paris.
London and Paris!
It's kind of like those places.
What do you mean by "kind of like"?
Those three are kind of like...
Kind of like!
You want to go to those places.
I want to go to those places and those airs.
Which places do you have like that?
In Paris... Rainbow Bridge... What is it?
Rainbow Bridge?
There's a rainbow bridge like Paribage in Paris, right?
Paribage has a rainbow bridge?
Rainbow Bridge is a big name, but there's also a rainbow bridge like that in Paris.
There's a bridge that looks like a London bridge, and there's a place where you can drive a car in Paris.
London is a bridge, right?
There are only bridges!
It's said that you should cross the London Bridge.
I hear rumors that there are a lot of bridges in London.
I hear rumors.
That's why there are a lot of bridges.
Bridge crossing.
What about Paris?
Earlier, you said the Rainbow Bridge.
It's not the Odaiba version of the Rainbow Bridge, but the Paris version.
It's not the Rainbow Bridge...
What kind of reference is that?
You're totally right!
It's not Tokyo Tower!
It's about the Seine Gate!
Seine Gate?
It's about Seine Gate, probably!
It's about Seine Gate!
It's about Seine Gate.
Seine Gate is...
It's the Rainbow Bridge's Paris version.
That's right.
I see.
Please come.
Yes.
I definitely want to go here three times this year.
You want to go.
Yes.
Koizumi-san, please stand up.
Thank you very much.
The last one. Yazawa-san.
I'm Yazawa Yuka, an idol singer. My fan name is Yazawa Gundan-san. Thank you very much.
Let's get started. This year, 2008, we will start this.
Your face that is not always embarrassed even if it is shown on TV.
This is normal. Yes, it is normal.
But what I noticed recently is... I don't know because I'm wearing a wig today...
Do you know that Mai-chan recently cut her hair?
Yes, I did. You did, didn't you, Mai-chan?
I did.
Recently, the staff said it a lot...
Yes.
Doesn't Endo look like an old woman?
Yes, it seems like you say that a lot.
Yes, I say it a lot when I'm worried.
I think that was a little dangerous.
Dangerous?
Yes.
Eh? Eh? Does your face look like that?
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
What's wrong?
For example, is there anything you can say?
For example, right after Mai-chan cut her hair...
Did you cut it? Did you cut it now?
It's not a face that doesn't look funny even if it is shown on TV...
You cut it because you want it to look like an old woman, right?
Yes.
Then my face is...
No good!
Eh? Eh? Is your face no good?
It's no good. The moment it was shown on TV...
How about everyone? Your faces...
No...
Hey! Hey! You guys are amazing! I'm trying to do something now and you guys are doing something...
Yazaro is the one who gets scolded by his manager about his face the most.
Ah, it's starting to burn...
Yazaro is the one who worries about it the most...
That's right.
He gets scolded by his manager a lot, right?
When does it happen?
His face is weird...
He's more of a school friend than a manager, isn't he?
What kind of face is it?
So...
When he does a weird face or says weird things while doing idol activities...
It happens, doesn't it?
Then I say to everyone...
That's a reason why boys can't talk to me.
No good! No good!
Because boys can't talk to you?
They can't talk to me at all!
And I'm like, "Why is that?"
Then I say, "Maybe you saw me doing idol activities."
No good! No good!
That's no good!
No good!
Can you tell us how to make a face like that on TV?
A face like that on TV...
We'll give you 9 correct answers.
Now, let's see everyone's answers.
Today was pretty bad, wasn't it?
What should we do?
Kojimi-san's first song is "My New"!
Thank you!
Tomorrow is also your first show, so everyone, please do your best!
That's all for today!
Thank you! Goodbye!
Thank you!